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“	Colonel Sandurz: Princess Vespa's spaceship within range, sir. Dark Helmet: Good. Fire a warning shot across her nose. lasers Vespa: What's going on? Dot: It's either the 4th of July, or someone's trying to kill us! Vespa: Hey...I don't have to put up with this! I'm rich! grabs phone Dot: What are you doing?! Vespa: I'm calling my father. dialing on phone 1-800-DRUIDIA. back on Spaceball I Dark Helmet: Careful, you idiot, I said across her nose, not up it! Phillip Asshole: Sorry sir, doing my best. Dark Helmet: ...Who made that man a gunner? Major Asshole: I did, sir! He's my cousin. Dark Helmet: Who is he? Colonel Sandurz: He's an Asshole, sir. Dark Helmet: ...I know that! What's his name?! Colonel Sandurz: That is his name, sir. Asshole, Major Asshole. Dark Helmet: And his cousin? Colonel Sandurz: He's an Asshole too, sir; Gunners mate first class Phillip Asshole. Dark Helmet: ...How many Assholes we got on this ship, anyhow? Entire crew: stands up and raises hand YO! Dark Helmet: ...I knew it, I'm surrounded by Assholes. ...Keep firing, Assholes!	”
—One of the best scenes ever, Spaceballs

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