Twilight Princess (disambiguation): Difference between revisions
No edit summary Tag: Mobile edit |
No edit summary |
||
Line 1: | Line 1: | ||
Log in / Register | |||
''' | r/copypasta | ||
A series of offensive statements. | |||
u/schlongsosig | |||
Fact: the murder rate for illegal immigrants is 10 times higher than those of American citizens. Fact: if a woman dresses a certain way, then she's asking for it and she'll get whatever is coming to her. I'm not afraid to say it, I'm racist. But that's okay because I admit that I'm racist. I think voter registration should be mandatory in all fifty states. If you trespass on my property then I should legally be allowed to shoot you, and nothing you or anyone does can convince me otherwise. Library fines are so small that you can practically ignore them every time. So sue me! I fundamentally believe that abortion should be legal when the life of the mother is threatened, but never in cases of rape and incest. And you know what? Tomatoes are vegetables. I challenge anyone to fight me on this issue. I am positive that tomatoes are vegetables because they are not sweet and you cannot eat them like apples. They might be red like apples but that does not automatically make them a fruit. Science backs me up on that one hundred percent. Eminem is the best rapper of all time. To be honest, everybody needs to stop being so sensitive. I only piss in handicapped parking spots and I believe lesbians mothers cause autism, not vaccines. Also, the holocaust never happened, but I wish that it had because overpopulation is going to kill us all in the long run. I enjoy cheez-wiz. Well, that's the way I am. Everybody is entitled to their opinions. Goodbye. |
Revision as of 07:21, September 21, 2018
Log in / Register r/copypasta A series of offensive statements. u/schlongsosig Fact: the murder rate for illegal immigrants is 10 times higher than those of American citizens. Fact: if a woman dresses a certain way, then she's asking for it and she'll get whatever is coming to her. I'm not afraid to say it, I'm racist. But that's okay because I admit that I'm racist. I think voter registration should be mandatory in all fifty states. If you trespass on my property then I should legally be allowed to shoot you, and nothing you or anyone does can convince me otherwise. Library fines are so small that you can practically ignore them every time. So sue me! I fundamentally believe that abortion should be legal when the life of the mother is threatened, but never in cases of rape and incest. And you know what? Tomatoes are vegetables. I challenge anyone to fight me on this issue. I am positive that tomatoes are vegetables because they are not sweet and you cannot eat them like apples. They might be red like apples but that does not automatically make them a fruit. Science backs me up on that one hundred percent. Eminem is the best rapper of all time. To be honest, everybody needs to stop being so sensitive. I only piss in handicapped parking spots and I believe lesbians mothers cause autism, not vaccines. Also, the holocaust never happened, but I wish that it had because overpopulation is going to kill us all in the long run. I enjoy cheez-wiz. Well, that's the way I am. Everybody is entitled to their opinions. Goodbye.