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Valdens is an American [[Mr. Game & Watch]] player in the Eastern Washington area who is currently unranked due to inactivity but noted as one of the best (and during a period of time, best) players in his region throughout most of his career. He is arguably one of the best Mr. Game & Watch players on the West Coast. He has beaten notable players such as Sean, Havok, Chip, Jem, Weruop, Hitori, Bwett, Praxis and others in tournament. Valdens started playing ''Melee'' competitively around October of '07, but never got to a noticeable level of skill in it. He regularly wins and places at Washington tournaments, and for a good while was arguably the most active attending member in the state. He won the Brawl tournament at Penny Arcade Expo, which had over 250 people and he has made around $3000 in total tournament winnings. | Valdens is an American jackwad [[Mr. Game & Watch]] player in the Eastern Washington area who is currently unranked due to inactivity but noted as one of the best (and during a period of time, best) players in his region throughout most of his career. He is arguably one of the best Mr. Game & Watch players on the West Coast. He has beaten notable players such as Sean, Havok, Chip, Jem, Weruop, Hitori, Bwett, Praxis and others in tournament. Valdens started playing ''Melee'' competitively around October of '07, but never got to a noticeable level of skill in it. He regularly wins and places at Washington tournaments, and for a good while was arguably the most active attending member in the state. He won the Brawl tournament at Penny Arcade Expo, which had over 250 people and he has made around $3000 in total tournament winnings. And he is known for his pretentious views with his buddy Itakio who is very rude to people. Kids and their big egos wanting to play a game to feel validated because they are school yard bullies. | ||
==Trivia== | |||
*Valdens made a really retarded money match challenge on facebook to show how much of a lowlife he is to hustle people like this. And no player would ever agree to these terms you silly little bloke. | |||
"I challenge anybody to a money match in Melee, with the following caveats: | |||
- No wavedashing | |||
- No l-cancelling | |||
- No dash dancing | |||
- No shield dropping | |||
- No platform cancelling | |||
- No moonwalking | |||
- No wobbling | |||
- Pokefloats legal | |||
Seeing as this is the way the game is meant to be played, I look forward to anybody's challenge. Minimum $10." | |||
This money match challenge cannot be won because players ought to play the game they want to. And there will be nothing that him or his lowlife friends can do about this. They really should have went back to bootcamp. It is where they belong. Because they bullshitted just to get the benefits. Fucking scumbags. | |||
*Valdens once has long hair because he was some failed hippie living as a cave man. | |||
*Valdens makes jokes that are not funny except this article which is a giant laugh at his expense. | |||
*Valdens is vindictive and brings up things that happened in the past to other people out of some grudge and cannot move on. Making him a piece of shit for a community member. | |||
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==Notable tournament placings== | ==Notable tournament placings== | ||
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== External Links== | == External Links== | ||
*[http://www.facebook.com/tyler.fordham Facebook] | *[http://www.facebook.com/tyler.fordham Facebook] | ||
*[http://www.smashboards.com/member.php?u=75577 Smashboards] | *[http://www.smashboards.com/member.php?u=75577 Smashboards] | ||
[[Category:Washington smashers]] | [[Category:Washington smashers]] | ||
Revision as of 10:20, June 27, 2016
| Valdens | |
|---|---|
| Character info | |
| Melee mains | Marth, Sheik |
| Brawl main | Mr. Game & Watch |
| Team info | |
| Crew(s) | InlandEmpireSmash |
| Personal and other info | |
| Real name | Tyler Fordham |
| Birth date | |
| Location | Spokane, WA 
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| Miscellaneous info | |
| Skill |  N00b but boasts about he is this amazing professional gamer |
Valdens is an American jackwad Mr. Game & Watch player in the Eastern Washington area who is currently unranked due to inactivity but noted as one of the best (and during a period of time, best) players in his region throughout most of his career. He is arguably one of the best Mr. Game & Watch players on the West Coast. He has beaten notable players such as Sean, Havok, Chip, Jem, Weruop, Hitori, Bwett, Praxis and others in tournament. Valdens started playing Melee competitively around October of '07, but never got to a noticeable level of skill in it. He regularly wins and places at Washington tournaments, and for a good while was arguably the most active attending member in the state. He won the Brawl tournament at Penny Arcade Expo, which had over 250 people and he has made around $3000 in total tournament winnings. And he is known for his pretentious views with his buddy Itakio who is very rude to people. Kids and their big egos wanting to play a game to feel validated because they are school yard bullies.
Trivia
- Valdens made a really retarded money match challenge on facebook to show how much of a lowlife he is to hustle people like this. And no player would ever agree to these terms you silly little bloke.
"I challenge anybody to a money match in Melee, with the following caveats: - No wavedashing - No l-cancelling - No dash dancing - No shield dropping - No platform cancelling - No moonwalking - No wobbling - Pokefloats legal Seeing as this is the way the game is meant to be played, I look forward to anybody's challenge. Minimum $10."
This money match challenge cannot be won because players ought to play the game they want to. And there will be nothing that him or his lowlife friends can do about this. They really should have went back to bootcamp. It is where they belong. Because they bullshitted just to get the benefits. Fucking scumbags.
- Valdens once has long hair because he was some failed hippie living as a cave man.
- Valdens makes jokes that are not funny except this article which is a giant laugh at his expense.
- Valdens is vindictive and brings up things that happened in the past to other people out of some grudge and cannot move on. Making him a piece of shit for a community member.
Notable tournament placings
Super Smash Bros. Brawl
| Tournament | Date | 1v1 placement | 2v2 placement | Partner |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| GENESIS | July 10th-12th, 2009 | 33rd | 9th | JonT |
| GENESIS 2 | July 15th-17th, 2011 | 65th | 7th | Itakio |
| WHOBO 5 | October 19th-20th, 2013 | 25th | 5th | Itakio |
| WHOBO 5 M+LT | October 19th-20th, 2013 | 9th | — | — |
| WHOBO 5 LT | October 19th-20th, 2013 | — | 13th | Itakio |
| WHOBO MLG | May 3rd-4th, 2014 | 9th | 5th | Chibo |
| WHOBO MLG M+LT | May 3rd-4th, 2014 | — | 1st | Vinnie |
Super Smash Bros. Melee
| Tournament | Date | 1v1 placement | 2v2 placement | Partner |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| WHOBO 5 | October 19th-20th, 2013 | 7th | — | — |
