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1 April 20XX: Super Smash Bros. 5 was announced. Sakurai shortly assassinated by the Melee Conspiracy. Riots broke out with Brawl, Smash 4, Smash 5 and even Smash 64 fans against Melee fans, although all the fans of the five games eventually teamed up to fight a bigger threat, Project M Social Darwinists.

1 April 2016: After being arrested, Mango "Mango" Mango committed sudoku by injecting 4 marijuanas at once, overdosing instantly. RIP

1 April 2016: The Supreme Court of the United States of Norwalk, California ruled today that Mango is a straight-up jerk. The majority opinion cites him only fighting other players twice a year, but picking joke characters, as evidence for this claim. The judges have unanimously agreed that he is "so BM".

1 April 2016: Famous SmashWiki ~~bot~~ user XL becomes sentient and takes over the world with lykos and Beancounter. The world has been dominated by large trouts, snarky oeufs, and goat herders.

1 April 2016: Nintendo announces the Nintendo Cinematic Universe, with The Smashers along its list of films.

31 March 2016: At Nintendo Gaming Championship: Masahiro Sakurai, Reggie Fils-Aimé, and ZeRo take 1st, 2nd, and 3rd place respectively in Super Smash Bros. for Wii U singles, and Masahiro Sakurai & Bill Trinen win Super Smash Bros. for Wii U doubles.

31 March 2016: Version 1.03 of Super Smash Bros. Melee has been released. The new release patches exploits such as Wavedashing, L-Canceling, and Ledge Teching. The Debug menu has also been removed.

26 March 2016: At 2GGT: FOW Saga: Nairo, Larry Lurr, and Tearbear take 1st, 2nd, and 3rd place respectively in Super Smash Bros. for Wii U singles, and FOW & Nairo win Super Smash Bros. for Wii U doubles.

19 March 2016: Battle of the Five Gods concludes, with Hungrybox, Mango and Armada taking 1st, 2nd and 3rd place respectively in Melee singles.

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 :''[[Super Smash Bros. 5]]'' was announced. Sakurai shortly assassinated by the ''Melee'' Conspiracy. Riots broke out with ''[[Brawl]]'', ''[[Smash 4]]'', ''[[Smash 5]]'' and even ''[[Smash 64]]'' fans against ''[[Melee]]'' fans, although all the fans of the five games eventually teamed up to fight a bigger threat, [[Project M]] Social Darwinists.
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+:After being arrested, {{Sm|Mango}} "Mango" Mango committed sudoku by injecting 4 marijuanas at once, overdosing instantly. RIP
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+:The Supreme Court of the United States of Norwalk, California ruled today that {{Sm|Mango}} is a straight-up jerk. The majority opinion cites him only fighting other players twice a year, but picking joke characters, as evidence for this claim. The judges have unanimously agreed that he is "so BM".
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