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==Background== | ==Background== | ||
mikeHAZE | mikeHAZE weighs about 5000 pounds and requires two chairs to sit his one ass. He talks about having two girlfriends but in all seriousness, it is completely false because who in their right mind would go out with something as grotesque as that. He likes talking a lot, but to no avail does he receive any recognition. It's like talking to a wall. He wears a lot of American Eagle and Abercrombie and Fitch when, in fact, it will not help me in getting a woman. The best he can do is circle jerk to an issue of Nintendo Power magazine with a picture of Peach on the cover. He looks a lot like Fat Bastard from Austin Powers. He can only win a match due to his opponent just cowering at the presence of his fat, down-syndrome looking figure. | ||
==Combo Video== | ==Combo Video== | ||
mikeHAZE | An ideal night with mikeHAZE: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3QRy-PEgbls&feature=related | ||
==External Links== | ==External Links== |
Revision as of 23:51, May 24, 2008
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Crew(s) | (Roundtable) |
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Real name | Michael Pulido |
Location | Burbank, CA |
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mikeHAZE is a SSBM player who resides in Burbank, CA. His main character is Fox. He is in a crew named Roundtable, with other players such a Lucky, Mango, and DC.
Background
mikeHAZE weighs about 5000 pounds and requires two chairs to sit his one ass. He talks about having two girlfriends but in all seriousness, it is completely false because who in their right mind would go out with something as grotesque as that. He likes talking a lot, but to no avail does he receive any recognition. It's like talking to a wall. He wears a lot of American Eagle and Abercrombie and Fitch when, in fact, it will not help me in getting a woman. The best he can do is circle jerk to an issue of Nintendo Power magazine with a picture of Peach on the cover. He looks a lot like Fat Bastard from Austin Powers. He can only win a match due to his opponent just cowering at the presence of his fat, down-syndrome looking figure.
Combo Video
An ideal night with mikeHAZE: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3QRy-PEgbls&feature=related