Smasher:KoRoBeNiKi

koRoBeNiKi is a Terrorist smasher from Communist Russia. In the original Super Smash Bros, he uses Yoshi as a main and Captain Falcon and Pikachu as secondaries. He wishes he was in the reputed online crew, Prodiges of Premium Smash, but sadly he was only able to join a minor crew, made up of several others who are just a bit better than him. Their skills are based on low tier characters, and he is the worst of the group, Domina Salope - German translation:(Dominant Slut)

The Beginning of Super Smash Bros. 64 Online started Around fall of 2006, KoRoBeNiKi was told about Smash Bros. online by MattNF(The superior player). At the start, he was a total noob. He started out using Luigi, Captain Falcon, and DK, but he sucked as all of them. However, over time, his skills continued to diminish, slowly becoming worse and worse. 

The Worse Days During January 2007, SuperBoomFan would not allow him to join Prodiges of Premium Smash (though, it was mostly because of him being extremely gay, and partly because he constantly carried around his pikachu plush toy with him). He was the 4th or 5th player to be denied entrance to the clan. 

Still plays random people for fun at 10:00 (Eastern Time) and later. Likes ffas and 1v1s, doesn't like 3 player ffas. Considers himself a LOT better in teams compared to the average 9 year old. He has become a sub-par yoshi user and likes to action replay the game to play as master hand. He considers top pros like Ken, M2K, and Cactuar cowards and Johns for not willing to play his master hand, which he finds very dissapointing as he puts alot of time and effort into perfecting his Master Hand for competetive play.

Super Smash Bros. Melee Since the start, KoRoBeNiKi used Roy and Luigi. However, his Luigi wasn't really that good, so he switched to Samus. For low tier tourneys, he prefers to use marth and fox, as he finds noone ever expects it which he believes gives him the edge. However, he would be unfairly booted out of, and eventually banned permanantly from such tournaments becuase of the many noobs and Johns who would argue that using high tier characters in low tier tournaments are unfair and against the rules. Koro would comment to these rulings by stating"It's ridiculous how they're singling me out in these tournaments. Since when are mind games against the rules anyway. I meen understand that other players are intimidated of me and jealous of my unique strategy, but to think they'd take it this far". However, being the bigger man that he is, he would quickly get over this knowing that he was the better player, and would continue to build his legacy.

Pros/Semi-Pro's vs KoRoKoRo has played many pros just because many pros came to Smashtality III. He has played against Cactuar (multiple times), M2K (m2k) multiple times, Chu Dat (twice in a money match), and Forward. He has never beaten any of them, and has lost around 498 dollars total. This is because KoRo has the annoying property of staring at a man's bulge for too long. He sais he finds it very distracting and blames the majority of his losses on this tick of his. When asked why he would still lose to many female players he wouldn't comment. 

Teams He has teamed in Super Smash Bros. with MattNF "The superior player" using Falcon, Yoshi, or Pikachu, while Matt used Falcon, Mario, or Pikachu. In SSBM, he teams with MattNF "The superior player" (same one) using either a double Samus, a Luigi and Falcon, or a Samus and Falcon combo, calling themselves  "99 Raging Boners on the wall". Recently MattNF "The superior player" moved to Florida so he teams with Gale. In Super Smash Bros. Brawl, he uses fox and samus in teams. and prefers final destination or battlefield for teams. 

BrawlKoRoBeNiKi recently got brawl. He is a pikachu, ganondorf, marth main, and can not play as anyone else. He has developed an emotional bond between these characters, having small plush toys of each of them. He hates the new bottom of final destination but still likes the stage. He hopes to compete in a low tier brawl tournament in order to test his skills and already has characters like Snake and Meta Knight in mind. 

Koro is not a fan of fast paced gameplay which is why he enjoys the use of the delay ridden online (Due to his terribly connection). He will almost always use the standby on his modem to set the game into a more slower, relaxed pace, making it easier for him to double jump without falling off the stage like he usually does. [edit] TournamentsSmashtality Smashtality 2 Smashtality 3 Smashacre (1) Smashacre October

TriviaA: Koro is overwhelmengly awful in both Melee and 64, but believes he is slightly better in the 64. 

Has a habit of getting misfires when he needs them. Played a friendly doubles using luigi teaming with Cactuar (using marth) against M2K (Marth) and Inui (Marth), got 2 misfires in a row killing Inui trying to spike. Inui asked if he had a bugged controller (he does). Inui's team still won.

LOVES ditto matches besides samus/luigi/master hand in melee. Has unlocked Ridley through Action Replay and hopes to be an accomplished Ridley main in time for the next big tourney where he hopes to place in the top ten. A habit of committing suicide. A bigger poster on SmashWiki than a poster on SmashBoards Will play anyone in a wheel chair for money Plays Brawl but can't tell whether mediocre, below average, or just..awful.

Recently lost multiple matches to amature brawler "Rush", possibly ending his already dying career as a brawler. Slowly losing respect in the ssb64 community after recent revelations of Koro's inability to short hop in the game, a technique many find to be the most basic and simple of all manuevers. Any dignity left in the now humbled veteran smasher was swiftly taken amidst a series of less than clever(or even remotely funny)jokes, and the remaining respect of his once fellow smashers soon followed.

RIP: KoRoBeNiKi (For always trying to perform well beyond his skill level, he will always be remembered, these times..noone will forget, we shed our tears in his memory, this day...the world)