SmashWiki:Requests for bureaucratship

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This page is for requesting that one become a Bureaucrat on the Smash Wiki.

Rules

• Only users that are already sysops may request a position as a bureaucrat.
• Only self-nominations are allowed.
• All new nominees should post their name below in a level 3 header (===Username===). Underneath, the user should state why he/she would like to become a Bureaucrat. To prevent a repetition of past information, all applicants should post a link to the archive of their RfA. Additionally, applicants should explain why they believe they should be a bureaucrat.
• Users who wish to support, oppose, or comment on the nomination may do so underneath the person requesting bureaucrat.
• After sufficient time has passed to allow all users who wish to express an opinion the chance to do so, a decision will be made based on community consensus as to whether or not the request will succeed. Once a decision has been made, the discussion will be archived and moved to an appropriate subpage.

Archives

• Requests for bureaucratship/ABAP
• Requests for bureaucratship/Aidanzapunk
• Requests for bureaucratship/Charitwo
• Requests for bureaucratship/Clarinet Hawk
• Requests for bureaucratship/Disaster Flare
• Requests for bureaucratship/Miles.oppenheimer
• Requests for bureaucratship/Miles of SmashWiki
• Requests for bureaucratship/Randall00
• Requests for bureaucratship/Serpent King
• Requests for bureaucratship/Shadowcrest
• Requests for bureaucratship/Tritem

Current Requests

Hermes Conrad

When I was four there was a hurricane in Kingston Town with a foot and a half of water. Everyone was alright, but I cried all night, it blew my alphabet blocks out of order. And they said this boy’s born to be a bureaucrat! Born to be all obsessive and snotty. I made my friends and relations file long applications to get into my tenth birthday party. But something changed when my man turned pro. I was sorting but I wasn't smiling! He forgot that it's not about badges and ranks! It's supposed to be about the filing! People, we didn't choose to be bureaucrats, no that's what almighty Jah made us. We'd treat people like swine and make them stand in line even if nobody paid us! They say the world looks down on the bureaucrats. They say we're anal, compulsive and weird. But when push comes to shove you gotta do what you love, even if it's not a good idea! They said I probably shouldn't be a surgeon. They pooh-poohed my electric frankfurter. They said I probably shouldn't fly with just one eye. I am Bender please insert girder. When push comes to shove you gotta do what you love, even if it's not a good idea! Hermes Conrad (talk) 16:53, December 16, 2019 (EST)