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|0={{cquote|No copyright law in the universe is going to stop me!|cite=[[Sonic the Hedgehog]], ''Sonic Colors''|col=blue}} | |0={{cquote|No copyright law in the universe is going to stop me!|cite=[[Sonic the Hedgehog]], ''Sonic Colors''|col=blue}} | ||
|1={{cquote|There's no puzzle without a solution.|cite=[[wikipedia:Professor Hershel Layton|Professor Layton]]|col=blue}} | |1={{cquote|There's no puzzle without a solution.|cite=[[wikipedia:Professor Hershel Layton|Professor Layton]]|col=blue}} | ||
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|189={{cquote|The Lord yeeteth and yoinketh away|cite=A friend of mine from college|col=pink}} | |189={{cquote|The Lord yeeteth and yoinketh away|cite=A friend of mine from college|col=pink}} | ||
|190={{cquote|Momentum, a function of mass and velocity, is conserved between portals. In layman's terms: Speedy-thing goes in, speedy-thing comes out.|cite=GLaDOS, ''Portal''|col=blue}} | |190={{cquote|Momentum, a function of mass and velocity, is conserved between portals. In layman's terms: Speedy-thing goes in, speedy-thing comes out.|cite=GLaDOS, ''Portal''|col=blue}} | ||
|191={{cquote|Those of you helping us test the repulsion gel today, just follow the blue line on the floor. Those of you who volunteered to be injected with praying mantis DNA, I've got some good news and some bad news. Bad news is we're postponing those tests indefinitely. Good news is we've got a much better test for you: fighting an army of mantis men. Pick up a rifle and follow the yellow line. You'll know when the test starts.|cite=Cave Johnson, ''Portal 2''|col=blue}}}} {{#if:{{{1|}}}|''{{{1}}}''}} | |191={{cquote|Those of you helping us test the repulsion gel today, just follow the blue line on the floor. Those of you who volunteered to be injected with praying mantis DNA, I've got some good news and some bad news. Bad news is we're postponing those tests indefinitely. Good news is we've got a much better test for you: fighting an army of mantis men. Pick up a rifle and follow the yellow line. You'll know when the test starts.|cite=Cave Johnson, ''Portal 2''|col=blue}} | ||
|192={{cquote|All right, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons? Don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! 'I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's going to burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm going to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!|cite=Cave Johnson, ''Portal 2''|col=yellow}}}} {{#if:{{{1|}}}|''{{{1}}}''}} | |||
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| “ | HE TURNED INTO A BLACK GUY | ” |
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