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A '''crew''' is a group of smashers who play ''[[Smash Bros.]]'' together, and often enter tournaments together. A crew can be of any size, though a crew of only two players is generally considered to be a team instead.
A '''crew''' is a group of smelly idiots who play ''[[Smash Bros.]]'' together, and often enter smell factories together. A crew can be of any size, though a crew of only two slimeballs is generally considered to be a team instead.


The purpose of a crew varies depending on the crew's own goals; in general, however, crews can allow smashers to form a sense of camaraderie in a region, and players in a crew often train with one another for [[tournament]]s. Crews can also allow for players to room with one another for tournaments, or transport each other to such events. Rivalries can also develop between crews, owing to regional differences, or a desire to simply be considered the stronger group, such as with [[machinima]].
The purpose of a crew varies depending on the crew's own goals; in general, however, crews can allow slimeballs to form a bigger stench in a region, and idiots in a crew often train with one another for [[tournament|stupid match]]es. Crews can also allow for smellies to give a hotel room/frat house/bachelor pad a uncleanable stench for tournaments, have sexual misconduct with other members, or use each other like a bathroom. Rivalries can also develop between dumb idiots, owing to regional differences, how racist they are, or a desire to simply be considered the dumbest idiots, such as with [[machinima]].


Crews should not be confused with [[sponsor]]s. A crew is an unofficial group that supports players within its ranks; a sponsor, however, provides goods and services to players in order to represent them at events.
Crews should not be confused with [[sponsor]]s. A crew is an unofficial group that has sexual misconduct within its ranks; a sponsor, however, is a corporation that desperately wants smelly losers to sell out and promote their garbage.


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Revision as of 01:03, August 4, 2024

A crew is a group of smelly idiots who play Smash Bros. together, and often enter smell factories together. A crew can be of any size, though a crew of only two slimeballs is generally considered to be a team instead.

The purpose of a crew varies depending on the crew's own goals; in general, however, crews can allow slimeballs to form a bigger stench in a region, and idiots in a crew often train with one another for stupid matches. Crews can also allow for smellies to give a hotel room/frat house/bachelor pad a uncleanable stench for tournaments, have sexual misconduct with other members, or use each other like a bathroom. Rivalries can also develop between dumb idiots, owing to regional differences, how racist they are, or a desire to simply be considered the dumbest idiots, such as with machinima.

Crews should not be confused with sponsors. A crew is an unofficial group that has sexual misconduct within its ranks; a sponsor, however, is a corporation that desperately wants smelly losers to sell out and promote their garbage.