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|0={{cquote|The human sacrificed himself, to save the Pokémon. I pitted them against each other, but not until they set aside their differences did I see the true power they all share deep inside. I see now that the circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant; it is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are.|cite= | |0={{cquote|The human sacrificed himself, to save the Pokémon. I pitted them against each other, but not until they set aside their differences did I see the true power they all share deep inside. I see now that the circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant; it is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are.|cite=Mewtwo, ''Pokémon: The First Movie - Mewtwo Strikes Back''|col=#b08bb2}} | ||
|1={{cquote|Would | |1={{cquote|Would Sonic the Hedgehog please report to the security office? Sonic the Hedgehog, please report to the security office. We found your...uh...YOUR KEYS! Yes, that's it, we found your keys. No need to be ready for a trap, since we only want to return your keys!|cite=Dr. Eggman, ''Sonic Colors''|col=red}} | ||
|2={{cquote|We know they look delicious, but please refrain from licking the rides. That would be disgusting. Do you know where those rides have been? People have been sitting on those rides! With their BUTTS! Okay, go ahead; lick them. Don't say we didn't warn you.|cite=Dr. Eggman, ''Sonic Colors''|col=red}} | |2={{cquote|We know they look delicious, but please refrain from licking the rides. That would be disgusting. Do you know where those rides have been? People have been sitting on those rides! With their BUTTS! Okay, go ahead; lick them. Don't say we didn't warn you.|cite=Dr. Eggman, ''Sonic Colors''|col=red}} | ||
|3={{cquote|Attention, the anti-gravity toilets on this level are out of order, we are sorry for this inconvenience and hope you can hold it for another 20,000 light years.|cite=Dr. Eggman, ''Sonic Colors''|col=red}} | |3={{cquote|Attention, the anti-gravity toilets on this level are out of order, we are sorry for this inconvenience and hope you can hold it for another 20,000 light years.|cite=Dr. Eggman, ''Sonic Colors''|col=red}} | ||
|4={{cquote|Please remember, all planets in Eggman's Incredible Interstellar Amusement Park are, as far as you know, wholly owned properties of Eggman Enterprises and its subsidiaries. All unauthorized photography, video reproduction, or shutting down of generators is strictly prohibited. Thank you.|cite=Dr. Eggman, ''Sonic Colors''|col=red}} | |4={{cquote|Please remember, all planets in Eggman's Incredible Interstellar Amusement Park are, as far as you know, wholly owned properties of Eggman Enterprises and its subsidiaries. All unauthorized photography, video reproduction, or shutting down of generators is strictly prohibited. Thank you.|cite=Dr. Eggman, ''Sonic Colors''|col=red}} | ||
|5={{cquote|In the unlikely event of an emergency, please find the nearest escape pod. For anyone not named Eggman, your escape pod can be found back at the planet still being assembled in the factory.|cite=Dr. Eggman, ''Sonic Colors''|col=red}} | |5={{cquote|In the unlikely event of an emergency, please find the nearest escape pod. For anyone not named Eggman, your escape pod can be found back at the planet still being assembled in the factory.|cite=Dr. Eggman, ''Sonic Colors''|col=red}} | ||
|6={{cquote|Would the owner of a yellow car, license plate [[wikipedia:Crazy Taxi | |6={{cquote|Would the owner of a yellow car, license plate [[wikipedia:Crazy Taxi|1NOM155]], please report to the front gate, your vehicle is in a path of an asteroid and it's about to get smashed. Oh...er, never mind.|cite=Dr. Eggman, ''Sonic Colors''|col=red}} | ||
|7={{cquote|Farewell, Master Burglar. Go back to your books, your fireplace. Plant your trees, watch them grow. If more of us valued home above gold, it would be a merrier world.|cite=Thorin Oakenshield, ''The Hobbit: Battle of Five Armies''|col=brown}} | |7={{cquote|Farewell, Master Burglar. Go back to your books, your fireplace. Plant your trees, watch them grow. If more of us valued home above gold, it would be a merrier world.|cite=Thorin Oakenshield, ''The Hobbit: Battle of Five Armies''|col=brown}} | ||
|8={{cquote|I live, eat and breathe potatoes now. Potatoes are...my life.|cite=Knightle, ''Professor Layton vs. Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney''|col=blue}} | |8={{cquote|I live, eat and breathe potatoes now. Potatoes are...my life.|cite=Knightle, ''Professor Layton vs. Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney''|col=blue}} | ||
|9={{cquote|It is something that grows over time... a true friendship. A feeling in the heart that becomes even stronger over time... The passion of friendship will soon blossom into a righteous power and through it, you will know which way to go...|cite= | |9={{cquote|It is something that grows over time... a true friendship. A feeling in the heart that becomes even stronger over time... The passion of friendship will soon blossom into a righteous power and through it, you will know which way to go...|cite=Sheik, ''The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time''|col=#9d52ff}} | ||
|10={{cquote|Just don't give up trying to do what you really want to do. When there is love and inspiration, I don't think you can go wrong.|cite=Ella Fitzgerald|col=blue}} | |10={{cquote|Just don't give up trying to do what you really want to do. When there is love and inspiration, I don't think you can go wrong.|cite=Ella Fitzgerald|col=blue}} | ||
|11={{cquote|All you need is the plan, the road map and the courage to press on to your destination.|cite=Earl Nightingale|col=blue}} | |11={{cquote|All you need is the plan, the road map and the courage to press on to your destination.|cite=Earl Nightingale|col=blue}} | ||
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|13={{cquote|There's no such thing as a painless lesson - they just don't exist. Sacrifices are necessary. You can't gain anything without losing something first. Although if you can endure that pain and walk away from it, you'll find that you now have a heart strong enough to overcome any obstacle.|cite=Edward Elric, ''Fullmetal Alchemist''|col=blue}} | |13={{cquote|There's no such thing as a painless lesson - they just don't exist. Sacrifices are necessary. You can't gain anything without losing something first. Although if you can endure that pain and walk away from it, you'll find that you now have a heart strong enough to overcome any obstacle.|cite=Edward Elric, ''Fullmetal Alchemist''|col=blue}} | ||
|14={{cquote|As long as we draw breath into our lungs, we shall keep hope alive inside our hearts.|cite=Erza Scarlet, ''Fairy Tail''|col=#9e0000}} | |14={{cquote|As long as we draw breath into our lungs, we shall keep hope alive inside our hearts.|cite=Erza Scarlet, ''Fairy Tail''|col=#9e0000}} | ||
|15={{cquote| | |15={{cquote|If magic is basically darkness, then fine. I can accept that. If it's light, I can accept that too. Magic is alive! It changes its purpose with the times. It matures as we mature. Magic is whatever you can imagine. Depending on how the individual feels, it can become darkness or light, red or blue. Fairy Tail lives on with freedom. You taught me all of that.|cite=Makarov, ''Fairy Tail''|col=yellow}} | ||
|16={{cquote|I | |16={{cquote|I'm not alone. I get what they're saying... I hear their voices... I can hear what they feel. This ain't just my own power... Everybody's feelings...are propping me up... They're telling me...that I gotta...make my stand here!!!! The power of my friends...is coursing through my body!!!!!|cite=Natsu Dragneel, ''Fairy Tail''|col=#d48590}} | ||
|17={{cquote|[Iwata] left us with Mario Maker, so that we can create our own games and make our own dreams come true, like he did.|cite=@ModestMawile, on Twitter|col=blue}} | |17={{cquote|[Iwata] left us with Mario Maker, so that we can create our own games and make our own dreams come true, like he did.|cite=@ModestMawile, on Twitter|col=blue}} | ||
|18={{cquote|A picture is worth a thousand words, but it only takes three to paint it vividly: I love you.|cite=My girlfriend|col=pink}} | |18={{cquote|A picture is worth a thousand words, but it only takes three to paint it vividly: I love you.|cite=My girlfriend|col=pink}} | ||
|19={{cquote|Floor ice cream gives you health!|cite= | |19={{cquote|Floor ice cream gives you health!|cite=Pit, ''Kid Icarus: Uprising''|col=blue}} | ||
|20={{cquote|Shazamitylam!|cite= | |20={{cquote|Shazamitylam!|cite=Pyrrhon, ''Kid Icarus: Uprising''|col=orange}} | ||
|21={{cquote|"Absolutely, Lady Palutena." You're such a yes man, Pit. Good thing you're so cute.|cite= | |21={{cquote|"Absolutely, Lady Palutena." You're such a yes man, Pit. Good thing you're so cute.|cite=Phosphora, ''Kid Icarus: Uprising''|col=blue}} | ||
|22={{cquote|THIS is how you enjoy a hot spring! Step one: breathe deep. Step two: clear mind. Step three: remove pants.|cite= | |22={{cquote|THIS is how you enjoy a hot spring! Step one: breathe deep. Step two: clear mind. Step three: remove pants.|cite=Pit, ''Kid Icarus: Uprising''|col=blue}} | ||
|23={{cquote|Descole? You don't mean Mr I-Like-to-Wreck-Things-with-Mechanical-Monsters-and-Dress-Up-as-Posh-Ladies Descole?|cite= | |23={{cquote|Descole? You don't mean Mr I-Like-to-Wreck-Things-with-Mechanical-Monsters-and-Dress-Up-as-Posh-Ladies Descole?|cite=Emmy Altava, ''Professor Layton and the Azran Legacy''|col=#cfbd38}} | ||
|24={{cquote|Ryu turns into a Shoryuken and blasts around the stage damaging players.|cite=The | |24={{cquote|Ryu turns into a Shoryuken and blasts around the stage damaging players.|cite=The MarioWiki's original description for the Shin Shoryuken (before [https://www.mariowiki.com/index.php?title=Final_Smash&diff=prev&oldid=1855710 I fixed it])|col=blue}} | ||
|25={{cquote|In Fire Emblem: Awakening, Lucina could inherit useful skills from her parents that made her a better unit. Unfortunately, the only thing she inherited in this game was Marth's severe nerfs, which prevents her from effectively finishing opponents early.|cite={{s|user|Dovahchief}}'s description of {{SSB4|Lucina}}|col=blue}} | |25={{cquote|In Fire Emblem: Awakening, Lucina could inherit useful skills from her parents that made her a better unit. Unfortunately, the only thing she inherited in this game was Marth's severe nerfs, which prevents her from effectively finishing opponents early.|cite={{s|user|Dovahchief}}'s description of {{SSB4|Lucina}}|col=blue}} | ||
|26={{cquote|Well, okay, I am impressed. Such a teeny little angel defeating such a big, bad god of the Underworld. Why, | |26={{cquote|Well, okay, I am impressed. Such a teeny little angel defeating such a big, bad god of the Underworld. Why, Pitty, that must make you the most powerful Nintendo character of all time. I'm actually rather proud of you. 8-bit Pit would've never made it this far. But don't worry, I'm not going to tear up the credits again, the game really IS over... Which is why I'm here to delete your save data! ONE, TWO, THREE, GONE!!! ...Noooo, I'm just messing with you, buddy. Settle down! Your save's, oh, er, safe. I can't, I don't even have a body anymore. Couldn't delete a save file if I wanted to. I'm not even sure if I can be resurrected in this state. There's the real tragedy. This dashing physique, this literally GODLY body, is gone forever. Ladies everywhere are no doubt weeping as we speak. Your fault! Oh well, I'll figure something out. I have, what, 25 years for the next sequel? Anyhoo! Anywho, you can always revisit me and other...friends...in the chapters you've beat. You could play battles over and over again like a favorite book, or a broken record. Oh! And if the mood strikes you, throw some hearts into the {{iw|icaruspedia|Fiend's Cauldron}}, hard, spice up the difficulty of a level and commend you some sweet rewards! And because I'm not a sore loser, I unlocked [[icaruspedia:Boss Battles|Boss Battle Mode]] for you. So here's to ''Kid Icarus: Uprising'', my new favorite game of all time! Thanks for playing! Hades, out!|cite=Hades, ''Kid Icarus: Uprising''|col=blue}} | ||
|27={{cquote|You can erase the files, but not the fear.|cite=''Luigi's Mansion''|col=black}} | |27={{cquote|You can erase the files, but not the fear.|cite=''Luigi's Mansion''|col=black}} | ||
|28={{cquote|You want a quote here? Well, too bad! Oh, wait... shit.|cite={{s|user|Air Conditioner}}|col=blue}} | |28={{cquote|You want a quote here? Well, too bad! Oh, wait... shit.|cite={{s|user|Air Conditioner}}|col=blue}} | ||
|29={{cquote|If one waits after the credits sequence for a while, | |29={{cquote|If one waits after the credits sequence for a while, Hades' soul will begin speaking to the player, shattering what remains of the fourth wall.|cite=What happens at the very end of ''Kid Icarus: Uprising''<br>(as described by the Kid Icarus Wiki)|col=blue}} | ||
|30={{cquote|Dark Helmet: I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.<br>Lone Starr: Well, what does that make us?<br>Dark Helmet: Absolutely nothing.|cite=''Spaceballs''|col=blue}} | |30={{cquote|Dark Helmet: I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.<br>Lone Starr: Well, what does that make us?<br>Dark Helmet: Absolutely nothing.|cite=''Spaceballs''|col=blue}} | ||
|31={{cquote|You have the ring, and I see your Schwartz is as big as mine. Now let's see how well you handle it.|cite=Dark Helmet, ''Spaceballs''|col=black}} | |31={{cquote|You have the ring, and I see your Schwartz is as big as mine. Now let's see how well you handle it.|cite=Dark Helmet, ''Spaceballs''|col=black}} | ||
|32={{cquote|God willing, we'll all meet again in ''Spaceballs 2: The Search for More Money''.|cite=Yogurt, ''Spaceballs''|col=#336600}} | |32={{cquote|God willing, we'll all meet again in ''Spaceballs 2: The Search for More Money''.|cite=Yogurt, ''Spaceballs''|col=#336600}} | ||
|33={{cquote|Ape 1: What are those things coming out of her nose?<br>Ape 2: Spaceballs!<br>Ape 1: Oh shit, there goes the planet...|cite=''Spaceballs''|col=black}} | |33={{cquote|Ape 1: What are those things coming out of her nose?<br>Ape 2: Spaceballs!<br>Ape 1: Oh shit, there goes the planet...|cite=''Spaceballs''|col=black}} | ||
|34={{cquote| | |34={{cquote|You may be the "strongest," or "Fiore's best." I neither know nor care. However, I will say this one thing. You have taken the single guild you mustn't anger...and made it your enemy!|cite=Erza Scarlet, ''Fairy Tail''|col=#9e0000}} | ||
|35={{cquote|{{sm|Hungrybox}} 4-stocked {{sm|Mew2King}}, and here is his dollar.|cite={{sm|Cactuar}}|col=blue}} | |35={{cquote|{{sm|Hungrybox}} 4-stocked {{sm|Mew2King}}, and here is his dollar.|cite={{sm|Cactuar}}|col=blue}} | ||
|36={{cquote|Colonel Sandurz: Princess Vespa's spaceship within range, sir.<br>Dark Helmet: Good. Fire a warning shot across her nose.<br>*lasers*<br>Vespa: What's going on?<br>Dot: It's either the 4th of July, or someone's trying to kill us!<br>Vespa: Hey...I don't have to put up with this! I'm rich! *grabs phone*<br>Dot: What are you doing?!<br>Vespa: I'm calling my father. *dialing on phone* 1-800-DRUIDIA.<br>*back on Spaceball I*<br>Dark Helmet: Careful, you idiot, I said across her nose, not up it!<br>Phillip Asshole: Sorry sir, doing my best.<br>Dark Helmet: ...Who made that man a gunner?<br>Major Asshole: I did, sir! He's my cousin.<br>Dark Helmet: Who is he?<br>Colonel Sandurz: He's an Asshole, sir.<br>Dark Helmet: ...I know that! What's his name?!<br>Colonel Sandurz: That is his name, sir. Asshole, Major Asshole.<br>Dark Helmet: And his cousin?<br>Colonel Sandurz: He's an Asshole too, sir; Gunners mate first class Phillip Asshole.<br>Dark Helmet: ...How many Assholes we got on this ship, anyhow?<br>Entire crew: *stands up and raises hand* YO!<br>Dark Helmet: ...I knew it, I'm surrounded by Assholes. ...Keep firing, Assholes!|cite=One of the best scenes ever, ''Spaceballs''|col=black}} | |36={{cquote|Colonel Sandurz: Princess Vespa's spaceship within range, sir.<br>Dark Helmet: Good. Fire a warning shot across her nose.<br>*lasers*<br>Vespa: What's going on?<br>Dot: It's either the 4th of July, or someone's trying to kill us!<br>Vespa: Hey...I don't have to put up with this! I'm rich! *grabs phone*<br>Dot: What are you doing?!<br>Vespa: I'm calling my father. *dialing on phone* 1-800-DRUIDIA.<br>*back on Spaceball I*<br>Dark Helmet: Careful, you idiot, I said across her nose, not up it!<br>Phillip Asshole: Sorry sir, doing my best.<br>Dark Helmet: ...Who made that man a gunner?<br>Major Asshole: I did, sir! He's my cousin.<br>Dark Helmet: Who is he?<br>Colonel Sandurz: He's an Asshole, sir.<br>Dark Helmet: ...I know that! What's his name?!<br>Colonel Sandurz: That is his name, sir. Asshole, Major Asshole.<br>Dark Helmet: And his cousin?<br>Colonel Sandurz: He's an Asshole too, sir; Gunners mate first class Phillip Asshole.<br>Dark Helmet: ...How many Assholes we got on this ship, anyhow?<br>Entire crew: *stands up and raises hand* YO!<br>Dark Helmet: ...I knew it, I'm surrounded by Assholes. ...Keep firing, Assholes!|cite=One of the best scenes ever, ''Spaceballs''|col=black}} | ||
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|38={{cquote|My hair! He shot my hair! ...son of a bitch...|cite=Princess Vespa, ''Spaceballs''|col=blue}} | |38={{cquote|My hair! He shot my hair! ...son of a bitch...|cite=Princess Vespa, ''Spaceballs''|col=blue}} | ||
|39={{cquote|Would you care to repeat that, you son of a bitch?|cite=Android 16, ''DBZ Abridged''|col=#00ff00}} | |39={{cquote|Would you care to repeat that, you son of a bitch?|cite=Android 16, ''DBZ Abridged''|col=#00ff00}} | ||
|40={{cquote|Hey guys, you know what would be awesome? In ''Brawl'', if, like, they put in | |40={{cquote|Hey guys, you know what would be awesome? In ''Brawl'', if, like, they put in Cloud from ''Final Fantasy VII''?|cite=''Brawl Taunts''|col=blue}} | ||
|41={{cquote|This guy are sick.|cite=Aerith, ''Final Fantasy VII''|col=pink}} | |41={{cquote|This guy are sick.|cite=Aerith, ''Final Fantasy VII''|col=pink}} | ||
|42={{cquote|It' | |42={{cquote|Human or Exceed... It doesn't matter. We're all living beings... We have to do whatever we can. I'll always be by your side. Don't be afraid.|cite=Wendy Marvell, ''Fairy Tail''|col=#001f73}} | ||
|43={{cquote|Do fairies even have tails? More than that, do fairies even exist? Nobody knows for sure, so this guild is like them, an eternal mystery, an eternal adventure.|cite=Mavis Vermillion, ''Fairy Tail''|col=#04785f}} | |43={{cquote|Do fairies even have tails? More than that, do fairies even exist? Nobody knows for sure, so this guild is like them, an eternal mystery, an eternal adventure.|cite=Mavis Vermillion, ''Fairy Tail''|col=#04785f}} | ||
|44={{cquote|You have won the tourney by default because all other players disconnected. Congrats?|cite={{forwiiu}}|col=blue}} | |44={{cquote|You have won the tourney by default because all other players disconnected. Congrats?|cite={{forwiiu}}|col=blue}} | ||
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|65={{cquote|The best ingredients. The perfect recipe. To me...that stuff leads nowhere. You've gotta try new things. Sure, you may fail sometimes...but you still gotta have fun cooking. There are people out there...who think there's only ever one "right" answer. I can't help but think those people...will never be able to discover something even better.|cite=Soma Yukihira, ''Food Wars!: Shokugeki no Soma''|col=orange}} | |65={{cquote|The best ingredients. The perfect recipe. To me...that stuff leads nowhere. You've gotta try new things. Sure, you may fail sometimes...but you still gotta have fun cooking. There are people out there...who think there's only ever one "right" answer. I can't help but think those people...will never be able to discover something even better.|cite=Soma Yukihira, ''Food Wars!: Shokugeki no Soma''|col=orange}} | ||
|66={{cquote|Gajeel: Ain't no way you guys can beat my Lily, he's the strongest with a capital S!<br>Natsu: We'll see about that, 'cause Happy's a cat with a lowercase c!|cite=''Fairy Tail''|col=blue}} | |66={{cquote|Gajeel: Ain't no way you guys can beat my Lily, he's the strongest with a capital S!<br>Natsu: We'll see about that, 'cause Happy's a cat with a lowercase c!|cite=''Fairy Tail''|col=blue}} | ||
|67={{cquote|The third day of the Grand Magic Games | |67={{cquote|The third day of the Grand Magic Games, Pandemonium. I don't think I'll ever forget what happened on that day. As she sustained wound after wound...the fairy should have fallen, but instead, she danced. ...This was Titania, the Fairy Queen!|cite=Levy McGarden, ''Fairy Tail''|col=#3d79d4}} | ||
|68={{cquote|Excuse me, miss, could I please borrow your underwear?|cite=Gray Fullbuster, ''Fairy Tail''|col=#0e182e}} | |68={{cquote|Excuse me, miss, could I please borrow your underwear?|cite=Gray Fullbuster, ''Fairy Tail''|col=#0e182e}} | ||
|69={{cquote|Lucy: NO STRIPPING IN MY HOUSE, BUDDY!<br>Gray: Hey, gimme a minute to explain, would ya? I was naked when I got here.|cite=''Fairy Tail''|col=blue}} | |69={{cquote|Lucy: NO STRIPPING IN MY HOUSE, BUDDY!<br>Gray: Hey, gimme a minute to explain, would ya? I was naked when I got here.|cite=''Fairy Tail''|col=blue}} | ||
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|83={{cquote|You top-hatted penis!|cite=Charriii5, ''Everything Wrong With Super Mario Odyssey in 11 Minutes''|col=red}} | |83={{cquote|You top-hatted penis!|cite=Charriii5, ''Everything Wrong With Super Mario Odyssey in 11 Minutes''|col=red}} | ||
|84={{cquote|Plankton: Ah, come on, kid. You asked me that already. Now quit wasting my time!<br>Mom: Hey, you can't talk to my son that way! Who do you think you are?<br>Plankton: I'm Plankton, you old hag. And your son smells like boogers.<br>Dad: Hey, you can't talk about my wife that way. What do you think this is?<br>Plankton: I think it's time for you to lose some weight, fatty, that's what it is.<br>Grandma: Hey, you can't talk to my grandson like that. Someone oughta put you in a mental hospital.<br>Plankton: Someone should put you in a box floating down the river, Grandma!|cite=20,000 Patties Under the Sea, ''SpongeBob SquarePants''|col=#679c77}} | |84={{cquote|Plankton: Ah, come on, kid. You asked me that already. Now quit wasting my time!<br>Mom: Hey, you can't talk to my son that way! Who do you think you are?<br>Plankton: I'm Plankton, you old hag. And your son smells like boogers.<br>Dad: Hey, you can't talk about my wife that way. What do you think this is?<br>Plankton: I think it's time for you to lose some weight, fatty, that's what it is.<br>Grandma: Hey, you can't talk to my grandson like that. Someone oughta put you in a mental hospital.<br>Plankton: Someone should put you in a box floating down the river, Grandma!|cite=20,000 Patties Under the Sea, ''SpongeBob SquarePants''|col=#679c77}} | ||
|85={{cquote|Are you fucking shitting all over both of my nuts?|cite=Dan's | |85={{cquote|Are you fucking shitting all over both of my nuts?|cite=Dan's reaction to Sheik being Zelda, ''Game Grumps''|col=orange}} | ||
|86={{cquote|Alvin: Wow, a real groupie! Just like other rock stars have!<br>Simon: Don't even think about it, Alvin. It's bestiality!<br>Theodore: It's against God's plan!<br>Alvin: Theodore, we're four-foot-high chipmunks. We're proof that God is dead!|cite=''Robot Chicken''|col=blue}} | |86={{cquote|Alvin: Wow, a real groupie! Just like other rock stars have!<br>Simon: Don't even think about it, Alvin. It's bestiality!<br>Theodore: It's against God's plan!<br>Alvin: Theodore, we're four-foot-high chipmunks. We're proof that God is dead!|cite=''Robot Chicken''|col=blue}} | ||
|87={{cquote|<center>In Spring, Man built a pillar.<br>In Summer, another.<br>Throughout Autumn they held.<br>But in Winter, one fell.</center>|cite=Anonymous|col=blue}} | |87={{cquote|<center>In Spring, Man built a pillar.<br>In Summer, another.<br>Throughout Autumn they held.<br>But in Winter, one fell.</center>|cite=Anonymous|col=blue}} | ||
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|114={{cquote|Sora, it's Sephiroth!|cite=Donald Duck, ''Kingdom Hearts II''|col=blue}} | |114={{cquote|Sora, it's Sephiroth!|cite=Donald Duck, ''Kingdom Hearts II''|col=blue}} | ||
|115={{cquote|That was undeniable proof that we totally owned you lamers.|cite=Seifer, ''Kingdom Hearts II''|col=blue}} | |115={{cquote|That was undeniable proof that we totally owned you lamers.|cite=Seifer, ''Kingdom Hearts II''|col=blue}} | ||
|116={{cquote|Riku is a sexy guy. He's just a sexy guy, and, uh, y'know, the gamer girls are really gonna like him.|cite= | |116={{cquote|Riku is a sexy guy. He's just a sexy guy, and, uh, y'know, the gamer girls are really gonna like him.|cite=David Gallagher|col=grey}} | ||
|117={{cquote|Cookie: What is this?<br>Helga: That would be lettuce.<br>Cookie: Lettuce? Lettuce?!<br>Helga: It's a vegetable, Cookie. The men need the four basic food groups.<br>Cookie: I got your four basic food groups! Beans, bacon, whiskey, and lard!|cite=''Atlantis: The Lost Empire''|col=#44bfc4}} | |117={{cquote|Cookie: What is this?<br>Helga: That would be lettuce.<br>Cookie: Lettuce? Lettuce?!<br>Helga: It's a vegetable, Cookie. The men need the four basic food groups.<br>Cookie: I got your four basic food groups! Beans, bacon, whiskey, and lard!|cite=''Atlantis: The Lost Empire''|col=#44bfc4}} | ||
|118={{cquote|I don't trust men.|cite=Rei Hino, ''Sailor Moon''|col=red}} | |118={{cquote|I don't trust men.|cite=Rei Hino, ''Sailor Moon''|col=red}} | ||
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|128={{cquote|Randall, please don't litter the village with puzzles. It's bad for the environment. And me.|cite=Professor Layton, ''Professor Layton and the Miracle Mask''|col=#3d2e23}} | |128={{cquote|Randall, please don't litter the village with puzzles. It's bad for the environment. And me.|cite=Professor Layton, ''Professor Layton and the Miracle Mask''|col=#3d2e23}} | ||
|129={{cquote|Strangely enough, I'm starting to get used to people fleeing from me in a state of panic.|cite=Professor Layton, ''Professor Layton and the Unwound Future''|col=#3d2e23}} | |129={{cquote|Strangely enough, I'm starting to get used to people fleeing from me in a state of panic.|cite=Professor Layton, ''Professor Layton and the Unwound Future''|col=#3d2e23}} | ||
|130={{cquote|As a gentleman, I feel it is my duty to take one of these balloons.|cite=Luke Triton, ''Professor Layton and the Diabolical Box''|col=#4d6d74}}}} {{#if:{{{1|}}}|''{{{1}}}''}} | |130={{cquote|As a gentleman, I feel it is my duty to take one of these balloons.|cite=Luke Triton, ''Professor Layton and the Diabolical Box''|col=#4d6d74}} | ||
|131={{cquote|Tackle life with as much energy as Goku! I'll try to do the same!|cite=Akira Toriyama|col=#fd8111}} | |||
|132={{cquote|Well done. Here come the test results: You are a horrible person. I'm serious, that's what it says: A horrible person. We weren't even testing for that.|cite=GLaDOS, ''Portal 2''|col=orange}} | |||
|133={{cquote|If the world chooses to become my enemy, I will fight like I always have!|cite=Shadow the Hedgehog, ''Sonic the Hedgehog'' (2006)|col=red}} | |||
|134={{cquote|Do you think God stays in heaven because he, too, lives in fear of what he's created here on earth?|cite=Robert Rodriguez|col=blue}} | |||
|135={{cquote|Huey: Grandad, what do you do when you can't do nothing, but there's nothing you can do?<br>Robert: You do what you can.|cite=''The Boondocks''|col=blue}} | |||
|136={{cquote|Natsu: *passed out sleeping*<br>Gray: You think he's gonna be okay?<br>Lucy: I can't believe he's been sleeping for the past three days!<br>Gray: Yeah, well, that's he gets for eating all that Ethernano.<br>Natsu: *jolts awake* Say that again and I'll smack ya!<br>Happy: You're awake!<br>Natsu: *falls back asleep*<br>Gray: That punk woke up just to pick a fight with me?!|cite=''Fairy Tail''|col=blue}} | |||
|137={{cquote|Aquarius: Does he normally make eyes at you? Is there something going on behind my back?!<br>Lucy: No, no, there's absolutely nothing going on! I actually like living too much to piss you off!|cite=''Fairy Tail''|col=#5ed2ff}} | |||
|138={{cquote|Eclipse Aquarius: Look, it's gonna make me all kinds of mad if you won't play with me, got it? I'm serious!<br>Wendy: I'm sorry, I don't speak meanie! Could you translate that?|cite=''Fairy Tail''|col=#5ed2ff}} | |||
|139={{cquote|Guillo: That girl's going to be some serious competition.<br>Milly: Competition? What are you talking about, dingbat?<br>Guillo: Don't play dumb. This is what you call a love quadrangle.<br>Milly: "Quadrangle"? "Quad"?! Where are you getting "quad" from? Assuming you're counting me—there's me, Sagi, and Lolo... Who's the fourth?<br>Guillo: Me.<br>Milly: You?!<br>Guillo: Is that so wrong?<br>Milly: Yes! I...I mean, no...<br>Guillo: All right, then.|cite=''Baten Kaitos Origins''|col=blue}} | |||
|140={{cquote|Tutter: Well, come on, Ojo, come on, hurry up!<br>Ojo: Yeah, this thing's a piece of shit, let's go do something else.<br>Tutter: Yeah, come on, hoebag, get me chicken pot pie!<br>Ojo: Hey, you sweezy little mouse, go get it your sorry ass self!<br>Tutter: Don't you talk like that to me, bitch!<br>Ojo: Get out of my way, you piece of shit!|cite=''Bear in the Big Blue House'' bloopers|col=blue}} | |||
|141={{cquote|Peter: Well, what happened?<br>Dr. Hartman: *holds up a book* This should explain everything.<br>Peter: ''{{iw|wikipedia|A Farewell to Arms}}''. *gasp* I fell in love with a nurse during World War I?!<br>Dr. Hartman: No, no, just the title, it's- There's no way you've read that.|cite=''Family Guy''|col=blue}} | |||
|142={{cquote|Bart: I'm Bart Simpson. Who the hell are you?<br>Annie: Agent Crawford, FBI.<br>Bart: You guys know I don't talk to field agents! Get your boss on the phone.|cite=''The Simpsons''|col=yellow}}}} {{#if:{{{1|}}}|''{{{1}}}''}} | |||
| January 1 = {{#switch:{{#expr:{{#time:U}} mod 2}}|0={{cquote|Happy New Year!|cite=Me|col=red}}|1={{cquote|Happy New Year!|cite=Me|col=blue}}}} {{#if:{{{1|}}}|''{{{1}}}''}} | | January 1 = {{#switch:{{#expr:{{#time:U}} mod 2}}|0={{cquote|Happy New Year!|cite=Me|col=red}}|1={{cquote|Happy New Year!|cite=Me|col=blue}}}} {{#if:{{{1|}}}|''{{{1}}}''}} | ||
| February 14 = {{#switch:{{#expr:{{#time:U}} mod 2}}|0={{cquote|Happy Valentine's Day!|cite=Me|col=#ff00b2}}|1={{cquote|Happy Valentine's Day!|cite=Me|col=red}}}} {{#if:{{{1|}}}|''{{{1}}}''}} | | February 14 = {{#switch:{{#expr:{{#time:U}} mod 2}}|0={{cquote|Happy Valentine's Day!|cite=Me|col=#ff00b2}}|1={{cquote|Happy Valentine's Day!|cite=Me|col=red}}}} {{#if:{{{1|}}}|''{{{1}}}''}} | ||
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| “ | [Holding the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch] King Arthur: How does it... um... how does it work? Sir Lancelot: I know not, my liege. King Arthur: Consult the Book of Armaments. Brother Maynard: Armaments, chapter two, verses nine through twenty-one. Cleric: [reading] And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats, and large chu... Brother Maynard: Skip a bit, Brother... Cleric: And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it. Brother Maynard: Amen. All: Amen. King Arthur: Right. One... two... five! Galahad: Three, sir. King Arthur: Three! |
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| —Monty Python & the Holy Grail | ||
