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|0={{cquote|No copyright law in the universe is going to stop me!|cite=[[Sonic the Hedgehog]], ''Sonic Colors''|col=blue}} | |0={{cquote|No copyright law in the universe is going to stop me!|cite=[[Sonic the Hedgehog]], ''Sonic Colors''|col=blue}} | ||
|1={{cquote|There's no puzzle without a solution.|cite=[[wikipedia:Professor Hershel Layton|Professor Layton]]|col=blue}} | |1={{cquote|There's no puzzle without a solution.|cite=[[wikipedia:Professor Hershel Layton|Professor Layton]]|col=blue}} | ||
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|144={{cquote|Worker 1: Whatever. Just fill the hole, hole-filler!<br>Worker 2: Sure. *mutters* Jackass.|cite=The English dub of ''Ghost Stories''|col=black}} | |144={{cquote|Worker 1: Whatever. Just fill the hole, hole-filler!<br>Worker 2: Sure. *mutters* Jackass.|cite=The English dub of ''Ghost Stories''|col=black}} | ||
|145={{cquote|Jeff: What is wrong with you?!<br>Peanut: Too much Starbucks! COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN<br>Jeff: You didn't have coffee before the show.<br>Peanut: Okay, I admit. It was crack.<br>Jeff: No-<br>Audience: *laughter*<br>Jeff: You didn't do crack before the show.<br>Peanut: Well then you did!<br>Jeff: Pfft. No.<br>Peanut: Come on, it feels like one of us did! NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN<br>Audience: *laughter*<br>Peanut: Did you do crack before the show?<br>Jeff: No.<br>Peanut: During the show?<br>Jeff: No.<br>Peanut: After the show?<br>Jeff: No.<br>Peanut: When?<br>Jeff: Never!<br>Peanut: What?<br>Jeff: I've never done crack!<br>Peanut: Are you sure?<br>Jeff: Yes.<br>Peanut: Are you lying?<br>Jeff: No.<br>Peanut: See how angry you are?<br>Jeff: Yea.<br>Peanut: It's the crack!<br>Audience: *laughter*<br>Jeff: There isn't any crack!<br>Peanut: Oh my god, he sold it all!<br>Audience: *laughter*<br>Jeff: Will you please explain to everyone I don't abuse drugs?<br>Peanut: Okay. *snork*<br>Audience: *laughter*<br>Peanut: Come on, you gotta at least smoke weed!<br>Jeff: No, I don't smoke pot.<br>Peanut: Never smoked pot?<br>Jeff: No.<br>Peanut: Never done drugs?<br>Jeff: No.<br>Peanut: Then how the hell did you come up with me?!<br>Audience: *laughter*<br>Peanut: You're a sick man!<br>Jeff: Will you just tell them?<br>Peanut: Okay! *looks at audience* Jeff does not abuse drugs.<br>Jeff: Thank you.<br>Peanut: He's an alcoholic.|cite=''Jeff Dunham: Arguing With Myself''|col=purple}} | |145={{cquote|Jeff: What is wrong with you?!<br>Peanut: Too much Starbucks! COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN<br>Jeff: You didn't have coffee before the show.<br>Peanut: Okay, I admit. It was crack.<br>Jeff: No-<br>Audience: *laughter*<br>Jeff: You didn't do crack before the show.<br>Peanut: Well then you did!<br>Jeff: Pfft. No.<br>Peanut: Come on, it feels like one of us did! NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN<br>Audience: *laughter*<br>Peanut: Did you do crack before the show?<br>Jeff: No.<br>Peanut: During the show?<br>Jeff: No.<br>Peanut: After the show?<br>Jeff: No.<br>Peanut: When?<br>Jeff: Never!<br>Peanut: What?<br>Jeff: I've never done crack!<br>Peanut: Are you sure?<br>Jeff: Yes.<br>Peanut: Are you lying?<br>Jeff: No.<br>Peanut: See how angry you are?<br>Jeff: Yea.<br>Peanut: It's the crack!<br>Audience: *laughter*<br>Jeff: There isn't any crack!<br>Peanut: Oh my god, he sold it all!<br>Audience: *laughter*<br>Jeff: Will you please explain to everyone I don't abuse drugs?<br>Peanut: Okay. *snork*<br>Audience: *laughter*<br>Peanut: Come on, you gotta at least smoke weed!<br>Jeff: No, I don't smoke pot.<br>Peanut: Never smoked pot?<br>Jeff: No.<br>Peanut: Never done drugs?<br>Jeff: No.<br>Peanut: Then how the hell did you come up with me?!<br>Audience: *laughter*<br>Peanut: You're a sick man!<br>Jeff: Will you just tell them?<br>Peanut: Okay! *looks at audience* Jeff does not abuse drugs.<br>Jeff: Thank you.<br>Peanut: He's an alcoholic.|cite=''Jeff Dunham: Arguing With Myself''|col=purple}} | ||
|149={{cquote|...What was I about to do again? ...drugs, that's right.|cite=My girlfriend|col=purple}} | |||
|146={{cquote|HE TURNED INTO A BLACK GUY|cite={{s|user|Serpent King}}|col=green}} | |146={{cquote|HE TURNED INTO A BLACK GUY|cite={{s|user|Serpent King}}|col=green}} | ||
|147={{cquote|It won't kill you to watch some sex.|cite=My mother|col=blue}} | |147={{cquote|It won't kill you to watch some sex.|cite=My mother|col=blue}} | ||
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