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don't ask me to Brawl you

call me PoD, not Penguin

Penguin is the name of a recurring villain in the Batman franchise

The Penguin of Death is a poem by Edward Monkton about a penguin who people go to when they want to end their life

I recommend buying a copy of it - it's been described as "serene and dreamlike", "eccentric" and "unusually sinister", and every review I've seen has given it five stars