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On October 22 2010, a young Canadian lad who goes by the name of Toomai acquired "bureacrat powers", or just absolute control over the whole fucking place if you will. Everyone loved him and they thought it was a wise decision, made by the bureaucrats of then, to make. Only from that moment until now, the other bureaucrats started dissapearing. Everyone thought it was just because they didn't want to be around anymore, or | On October 22 2010, a young Canadian lad who goes by the name of Toomai acquired "bureacrat powers", or just absolute control over the whole fucking place if you will. Everyone loved him and they thought it was a wise decision, made by the bureaucrats of then, to make. Only from that moment until now, the other bureaucrats started dissapearing. Everyone thought it was just because they didn't want to be around anymore, or lazyness, or a life-threatening disease, or the end of the world... But no one has investigated like I have. And my conclusion is: Toomai did this. | ||
Think of Toomai as some sort of Julius Ceasar. He did cool shit with his little army, which impressed the Romans. He rose the a higher position in the army, and after another series of successes, Caesar became so powerful, the Roman people (''Populi Romani'') ingored their leaders and turned towards Caesar. Then he became emperor and controller everything, excpet for the cheese of course. Now what follows from my investigations, is that Toomai did '''the excact same thing'''. And now, 3 years later, it is April fools day 2013. He knew that if he did anything that looked suspicious, today was the day no one would give a fuck. So he utilised his ultimate plan to destroy SmashWiki once and for all... | Think of Toomai as some sort of Julius Ceasar. He did cool shit with his little army, which impressed the Romans. He rose the a higher position in the army, and after another series of successes, Caesar became so powerful, the Roman people (''Populi Romani'') ingored their leaders and turned towards Caesar. Then he became emperor and controller everything, excpet for the cheese of course. Now what follows from my investigations, is that Toomai did '''the excact same thing'''. And now, 3 years later, it is April fools day 2013. He knew that if he did anything that looked suspicious, today was the day no one would give a fuck. So he utilised his ultimate plan to destroy SmashWiki once and for all... | ||