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{{cquote|<center>To begin with, we're not what you'd call "human."</center>|cite=Colonel, ''Metal Gear Solid 2''}}
{{cquote|<center>To begin with, we're not what you'd call "human."</center>|cite=Colonel, ''Metal Gear Solid 2''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Japan put so many things inside my head that I can't get out</center>|cite=Fancy Mon}}
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{{cquote|<center>It's all about the invisible naked ladies now. You can't even see them, it doesn't make any sense!</center>|cite=Jerma}}
{{cquote|<center>It's all about the invisible naked ladies now. You can't even see them, it doesn't make any sense!</center>|cite=Jerma}}
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{{cquote|<center>His coconut gun is bigger, faster, stronger too! He's the gun member of the coconut crew! HUH!</center>|cite=[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKDlqdsw1i8 DK Rap (Unused Version)]}}
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{{cquote|<center>That boy got opened up faster than a bottle of hot sauce at my family reunion. That was DEE-SGUSTING.</center>|cite={{Sm|EE}}}}
{{cquote|<center>That boy got opened up faster than a bottle of hot sauce at my family reunion. That was DEE-SGUSTING.</center>|cite={{Sm|EE}}}}
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{{cquote|<center>So a lot of people have been wondering...</center>|cite={{Sm|ZeRo}}}}
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{{cquote|<center>You're so shallow, you probably judge things by their physical appearance.</center>|cite=Xavier, ''Xavier: Renegade Angel''}}
{{cquote|<center>Look at you. You look so superficial, you probably judge things by their physical appearance.</center>|cite=Xavier, ''Xavier: Renegade Angel''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Your soul is mine.|cite=Shang Tsung}}
{{cquote|<center>Your soul is mine.|cite=Shang Tsung}}
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{{cquote|<center>Name ''one'' realm you control.|cite=Noob Saibot, ''Mortal Kombat 11''}}
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{{cquote|<center>And usually, [infomercials are] joke. It's never something I ever take seriously, and I think a lot of people are in the same boat, where you're just sitting there watching the TV and you go, "What the hell am I watching right now? Uh- can I change the channel?" but the p- the problem with an infomercial is you have some weird sorcery spell on you. You CAN'T change the channel. You reach for the remote but it's so dumb and so enticing and there's so many stupid cliches like the black and white screen of someone doing something really stupid like their house exploding because they used the wrong onion peeler... You gotta keep watching!</center>|cite=Jerma}}
{{cquote|<center>And usually, [infomercials are] a joke. It's never something I ever take seriously, and I think a lot of people are in the same boat, where you're just sitting there watching the TV and you go, "What the hell am I watching right now? Uh- can I change the channel?" but the p- the problem with an infomercial is you have some weird sorcery spell on you. You ''can't'' change the channel. You reach for the remote, but it's so dumb and so enticing and there's so many stupid clichés, like the black and white screen of someone doing something really stupid like their house exploding because they used the wrong onion peeler... You gotta keep watching!</center>|cite=Jerma}}
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{{cquote|<center>Don't you hate when it starts to get cold out side and you no longer immediately get swamp-ass the second you walk out the door?</center>|cite=Joe Santagato}}
{{cquote|<center>Don't you hate when it starts to get cold outside and you no longer immediately get swamp-ass the second you walk out the door?</center>|cite=Joe Santagato}}
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{{cquote|<center>You're wearing a pair of pants that's plugged into the fuckin' wall. If someone turns on the microwave and the fuse blows, boom! Melted dick.</center>|cite=Joe Santagato}}
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{{cquote|<center>Don't let our food be denied you; put our polyunsaturated fats and triglycerides inside you!</center>|cite=Jimmy Neutron}}
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{{cquote|<center>Move, I'm gay.</center>|cite=Lucien Dodge as Leon Fire Emblem}}
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{{cquote|<center>What's to feel uneasy about, Fidget? You're adorable! I think I might have him make another Fidget doll that I'll just hang on to. ''Forever.''</center>|cite= Dust, ''Dust: An Elysian Tail''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Whoop! Here I go. I can FLY?!</center>|cite=Knuckles, SnapCube's ''Sonic Adventure 2'' Improv Fandub}}
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{{cquote|<center>Hello, Sly Cooper. I've been expecting me. ...You. Expecting y- I've rehearsed this and ''everything!'' . . . Wha- look, okay. Take it- Take it again. Come through the window again, please. Uh, hello? Servants? Fix up the- I don't have servants anymore I'm a pirate. CREW? Fix up the window!</center>|cite=Raleigh, SnapCube's ''Sly Cooper'' Improv Fandub}}
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{{cquote|<center>I've got a little secret that'll REALLY make 'em cry. It's a nasty kind of magic from a special kind of guy!</center>|cite=I. M. Meen}}
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{{cquote|<center>Sonic, I've had ENOUGH, you took my wife, you fucked my crops, I'm takin' ya life! ...AND the Chaos Emeralds!</center>|cite=Dr. Eggman, SnapCube's ''Sonic Adventure 2'' Improv Fandub}}
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{{cquote|<center>These cameos are KILLING me.</center>|cite=Rash, ''Killer Instinct''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I... SERVE... NO ONE!</center>|cite=Eyedol, ''Killer Instinct''}}
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{{cquote|<center>HEAGH!</center>|cite=Hinata, ''Fire Emblem: Fates''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Every time I see you, I fall in love all over again.</center>|cite=Hinata, ''Fire Emblem: Fates''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Yowzer. This town's gone Bowser.</center>|cite=Xavier, ''Xavier: Renegade Angel''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I'll just fit in – take on a normal life! Meet a nice job, hold down a well-paying family...</center>|cite=Xavier, ''Xavier: Renegade Angel''}}
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{{cquote|<center>That's it! I give up! I sacrifice everything, even your lives for you people, and what do I get?</center>|cite=Xavier, ''Xavier: Renegade Angel''}}
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{{cquote|<center>If the computer virus is infecting people, then I need a human virus to infecticide... ''the computer.''</center>|cite=Xavier, ''Xavier: Renegade Angel''}}
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{{cquote|<center>c:</center>|cite=What I assume my dog's eternal thought process to be}}
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{{cquote|<center>Wow! You've done it!</center>|cite=Narrator, ''StarTropics''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Legends say shooting stars are omens of disaster! Oh me! Oh my!</center>|cite=Coralcola Villager, ''StarTropics''}}
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{{cquote|<center>You're wearing a pair of pants that's plugged into the fuckin' wall! If someone turns on the microwave, the fuse blows, boom! Melted dick!</center>|cite=Joe Santagato}}
{{cquote|<center>Where do you come from? Americola...??</center>|cite=Coralcola Villager, ''StarTropics''}}
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Latest revision as of 14:03, September 28, 2024

Every time I see you, I fall in love all over again.
—Hinata, Fire Emblem: Fates