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|0={{cquote|No copyright law in the universe is going to stop me!|cite=[[Sonic the Hedgehog]], ''Sonic Colors''|col=blue}} | |0={{cquote|No copyright law in the universe is going to stop me!|cite=[[Sonic the Hedgehog]], ''Sonic Colors''|col=blue}} | ||
|1={{cquote|There's no puzzle without a solution.|cite=[[wikipedia:Professor Hershel Layton|Professor Layton]]|col=#504030}} | |1={{cquote|There's no puzzle without a solution.|cite=[[wikipedia:Professor Hershel Layton|Professor Layton]]|col=#504030}} | ||
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|126={{cquote|Riku is a sexy guy. He's just a sexy guy, and, uh, y'know, the gamer girls are really gonna like him.|cite={{iw|wikipedia|David Gallagher}} (the voice of {{iw|khwiki|Riku}})|col=grey}} | |126={{cquote|Riku is a sexy guy. He's just a sexy guy, and, uh, y'know, the gamer girls are really gonna like him.|cite={{iw|wikipedia|David Gallagher}} (the voice of {{iw|khwiki|Riku}})|col=grey}} | ||
|127={{cquote|Cookie: What is this?<br>Helga: That would be lettuce.<br>Cookie: Lettuce? Lettuce?!<br>Helga: It's a vegetable, Cookie. The men need the four basic food groups.<br>Cookie: I got your four basic food groups! Beans, bacon, whiskey, and lard!|cite=''Atlantis: The Lost Empire''|col=#44bfc4}} | |127={{cquote|Cookie: What is this?<br>Helga: That would be lettuce.<br>Cookie: Lettuce? Lettuce?!<br>Helga: It's a vegetable, Cookie. The men need the four basic food groups.<br>Cookie: I got your four basic food groups! Beans, bacon, whiskey, and lard!|cite=''Atlantis: The Lost Empire''|col=#44bfc4}} | ||
|128={{cquote|I don't trust men.|Rei Hino, ''Sailor Moon''|cl=red}}}} {{#if:{{{1|}}}|''{{{1}}}''}} | |128={{cquote|I don't trust men.|Rei Hino, ''Sailor Moon''|cl=red}} | ||
|129={{cquote|Bear: TREELOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!<br>Pip: Woah, that bear can really yell.<br>Pop: You can say that again.<br>Pip: ''Woah'', that bear can really yell.<br>Pop: No, I meant- oh, never mind...|cite=''Bear in the Big Blue House''|col=purple}}}} {{#if:{{{1|}}}|''{{{1}}}''}} | |||
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Revision as of 02:44, August 10, 2022
| “ | Colonel Sandurz: Princess Vespa's spaceship within range, sir. Dark Helmet: Good. Fire a warning shot across her nose. *lasers* Vespa: What's going on? Dot: It's either the 4th of July, or someone's trying to kill us! Vespa: Hey...I don't have to put up with this! I'm rich! *grabs phone* Dot: What are you doing?! Vespa: I'm calling my father. *dialing on phone* 1-800-DRUIDIA. *back on Spaceball I* Dark Helmet: Careful, you idiot, I said across her nose, not up it! Phillip Asshole: Sorry sir, doing my best. Dark Helmet: ...Who made that man a gunner? Major Asshole: I did, sir! He's my cousin. Dark Helmet: Who is he? Colonel Sandurz: He's an Asshole, sir. Dark Helmet: ...I know that! What's his name?! Colonel Sandurz: That is his name, sir. Asshole, Major Asshole. Dark Helmet: And his cousin? Colonel Sandurz: He's an Asshole too, sir; Gunners mate first class Phillip Asshole. Dark Helmet: ...How many Assholes we got on this ship, anyhow? Entire crew: *stands up and raises hand* YO! Dark Helmet: ...I knew it, I'm surrounded by Assholes. ...Keep firing, Assholes! |
” |
| —One of the best scenes ever, Spaceballs | ||
