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|0={{cquote|No copyright law in the universe is going to stop me!|cite=[[Sonic the Hedgehog]], ''Sonic Colors''|col=blue}}
|0={{cquote|No copyright law in the universe is going to stop me!|cite=[[Sonic the Hedgehog]], ''Sonic Colors''|col=blue}}
|1={{cquote|There's no puzzle without a solution.|cite=[[wikipedia:Professor Hershel Layton|Professor Layton]]|col=#504030}}
|1={{cquote|There's no puzzle without a solution.|cite=[[wikipedia:Professor Hershel Layton|Professor Layton]]|col=#504030}}
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|17={{cquote|There's no such thing as a painless lesson - they just don't exist. Sacrifices are necessary. You can't gain anything without losing something first. Although if you can endure that pain and walk away from it, you'll find that you now have a heart strong enough to overcome any obstacle.|cite=Edward Elric, ''Fullmetal Alchemist''|col=blue}}
|17={{cquote|There's no such thing as a painless lesson - they just don't exist. Sacrifices are necessary. You can't gain anything without losing something first. Although if you can endure that pain and walk away from it, you'll find that you now have a heart strong enough to overcome any obstacle.|cite=Edward Elric, ''Fullmetal Alchemist''|col=blue}}
|18={{cquote|As long as we draw breath into our lungs, we shall keep hope alive inside our hearts.|cite=Erza Scarlet, ''Fairy Tail''|col=#9e0000}}
|18={{cquote|As long as we draw breath into our lungs, we shall keep hope alive inside our hearts.|cite=Erza Scarlet, ''Fairy Tail''|col=#9e0000}}
|19={{cquote|Remember when we were young? Our imagination was all that ever meant to us. Remember when differences never mattered? But we have learned to notice all of them. And we make comparisons. All that we don’t understand. Waiting for the snowfall, summer feels so long ago. But it still lives on in us. Keeping us from the cold, but when we are all alone, deep inside, for all of us. We all want someone to love and call our own. We all want to be somewhere we call our home. Waiting for the snowfall, summer feels so long ago. Darkness is in front of us. And the chill is coming on, but a change is beautiful. Eventually the scene will slow. We will find someone to love, who makes us whole. We will end up together, a place called home.|cite=''Snowfall (feat. Laura Brehm)'', Approaching Nirvana|col=blue}}
|19={{cquote|Remember when we were young? Our imagination was all that ever meant to us.<br>Remember when differences never mattered? But we have learned to notice all of them.<br>And we make comparisons. All that we don’t understand.<br><br>Waiting for the snowfall, summer feels so long ago. But it still lives on in us.<br>Keeping us from the cold, but when we are all alone, deep inside, for all of us.<br><br>We all want someone to love and call our own.<br>We all want to be somewhere we call our home.<br><br>Waiting for the snowfall, summer feels so long ago. Darkness is in front of us.<br>And the chill is coming on, but a change is beautiful. Eventually the scene will slow.<br>We will find someone to love, who makes us whole. We will end up together, a place called home.|cite=''Snowfall (feat. Laura Brehm)'', Approaching Nirvana|col=blue}}
|20={{cquote|Drops are getting in my shoes, and laces alone can't take away my booze; are you only passing through, or are you gonna love me?|cite=''Love Theory'', Approaching Nirvana|col=blue}}
|20={{cquote|Drops are getting in my shoes, and laces alone can't take away my booze; are you only passing through, or are you gonna love me?|cite=''Love Theory'', Approaching Nirvana|col=blue}}
|21={{cquote|It doesn't matter if you say the true origin of Magic is "Darkness". It doesn't matter if you say it's "Light" either. Magic is alive. Its place changes over time and it grows along with us. Magic is anything you can think of. It can be felt in infinite ways... as light, as darkness, as red, or as blue and it is living freely, together along side Fairy Tail.|cite=Makarov, ''Fairy Tail''|col=yellow}}
|21={{cquote|It doesn't matter if you say the true origin of Magic is "Darkness". It doesn't matter if you say it's "Light" either. Magic is alive. Its place changes over time and it grows along with us. Magic is anything you can think of. It can be felt in infinite ways... as light, as darkness, as red, or as blue and it is living freely, together along side Fairy Tail.|cite=Makarov, ''Fairy Tail''|col=yellow}}
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|27={{cquote|"Absolutely, Lady Palutena." You're such a yes man, Pit. Good thing you're so cute.|cite=[[Phosphora]], ''Kid Icarus: Uprising''|col=blue}}
|27={{cquote|"Absolutely, Lady Palutena." You're such a yes man, Pit. Good thing you're so cute.|cite=[[Phosphora]], ''Kid Icarus: Uprising''|col=blue}}
|28={{cquote|THIS is how you enjoy a hot spring! Step one: breathe deep. Step two: clear mind. Step three: remove pants.|cite=[[Pit]], ''Kid Icarus: Uprising''|col=blue}}
|28={{cquote|THIS is how you enjoy a hot spring! Step one: breathe deep. Step two: clear mind. Step three: remove pants.|cite=[[Pit]], ''Kid Icarus: Uprising''|col=blue}}
|29={{cquote|Smash is for making friends. Mario Party is for losing them.|cite=Me|col=blue}}
|29={{cquote|Descole? You don't mean Mr I-Like-to-Wreck-Things-with-Mechanical-Monsters-and-Dress-Up-as-Posh-Ladies Descole?|cite=[[wikipedia:List of Professor Layton characters#Emmy Altava|Emmy Altava]], ''{{iw|wikipedia|Professor Layton and the Azran Legacy}}''|col=#cfbd38}}
|30={{cquote|Descole? You don't mean Mr I-Like-to-Wreck-Things-with-Mechanical-Monsters-and-Dress-Up-as-Posh-Ladies Descole?|cite=[[wikipedia:List of Professor Layton characters#Emmy Altava|Emmy Altava]], ''{{iw|wikipedia|Professor Layton and the Azran Legacy}}''|col
|30={{cquote|Ryu turns into a Shoryuken and blasts around
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Dark Helmet: Have you found them yet?
Corporal: No, Lord Helmet, they're still not on the scanner.
Dark Helmet: Well, keep looking for them.
Colonel Sandurz: Pardon me, sir. I have an idea. Corporal, get me the video cassette of Spaceballs: the Movie.
Corporal: Yes, sir. *searches a Mr. Rental shelf full of Mel Brooks films* The Producers, Twelve Chairs, Blazing Saddles, Young Frankenstein...
Dark Helmet: Colonel Sandurz, may I speak with you, please?
Colonel Sandurz: Yes, sir!
Dark Helmet: How can there be a cassette of Spaceballs: the Movie? We're still in the middle of making it!
Colonel Sandurz: Well, that's true, sir, but there's been a new breakthrough in home video marketing.
Dark Helmet: There has?
Colonel Sandurz: Yes! Instant cassettes. They're out in stores before the movie is finished!
Dark Helmet: ...Nah!
Corporal: Here it is, sir! Spaceballs!
Colonel Sandurz: Good work, Corporal, punch it up!
*Corporal puts in tape and it shows an F.B.I. Anti-Piracy warning*
Colonel Sandurz: That's much too early. Prepare to fast-forward!
Corporal: Preparing to fast-forward.
Colonel Sandurz: Fast-forward!
Corporal: Fast-forwarding, sir!
*Corporal fast-forwards to the part where Dark Helmet has ignored Sandurz' warning to sit down and buckle up that leads to him denting his helmet severely*
Dark Helmet: No no no, go past this, past this part. In fact, never play this again.
Colonel Sandurz: Try here. Stop.
*Corporal stops the tape, then Dark Helmet and Sandurz come across an image of themselves viewing the screen. As they react, the screen mimics what they are doing.*
Dark Helmet: What the hell am I looking at?! When does this happen in the movie?!
Colonel Sandurz: "Now." You're looking at "now," sir. Everything that happens now is happening "now."
Dark Helmet: What happened to "then"?
Colonel Sandurz: We passed "then."
Dark Helmet: When?
Colonel Sandurz: Just now. We're at "now," now.
Dark Helmet: Go back to "then"!
Colonel Sandurz: When?
Dark Helmet: Now!
Colonel Sandurz: Now?
Dark Helmet: Now!
Colonel Sandurz: I can't.
Dark Helmet: Why?!
Colonel Sandurz: We missed it.
Dark Helmet: When?!
Colonel Sandurz: Just now.
Dark Helmet: ...When will "then" be "now"?
Colonel Sandurz: Soon.
Dark Helmet: How soon?
*Corporal rewinds the tape back to a scene showing protagonists wandering in desert*
Corporal: Sir!
Dark Helmet: What?!
Corporal: We have identified their location.
Dark Helmet: Where?!
Corporal: It's the moon of Vega!
Colonel Sandurz: Good work, set a course and prepare for our arrival!
Dark Helmet: When?!
Corporal: 1900 hours, sir!
Colonel Sandurz: By high noon tomorrow, they will be our prisoners!
Dark Helmet: WHO?!!
Spaceballs