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{{cquote|<center>In time, you will offend everyone you know.</center>|cite=Unknown}}
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{{cquote|<center>It is possible to commit no mistakes, and still lose. That is not weakness. That is life.</center>|cite=Jean-Luc Picard in ''Star Trek - The Next Generation''}}
{{cquote|<center>It is possible to commit no mistakes, and still lose. That is not weakness. That is life.</center>|cite=Jean-Luc Picard in ''Star Trek - The Next Generation''}}
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{{cquote|<center>When game is going full retard, you can only go with it. If you start going against it, if you start going half-retard, you're fucking done for.</center>|cite=Johan "N0tail" Sundstein}}
{{cquote|<center>When game is going full retard, you can only go with it. If you start going against it, if you start going half-retard, you're fucking done for.</center>|cite=Johan "N0tail" Sundstein}}
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{{cquote|<center>Story in a game is like a story in a porn movie. It's expected to be there, but it's not that important.</center>|cite=John Carmack}}
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{{cquote|<center>If you don't like what is available today, you should not be licensing code in the hopes that I will change it into something you like more.</center>|cite=John Carmack}}
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{{cquote|<center>Measuring programming progress by lines of code is like measuring aircraft building progress by weight.</center>|cite=Bill Gates}}
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{{cquote|<center>Battle not with monsters lest ye become a monster; and if you gaze into the abyss, the abyss gazes into you.</center>|cite=Friedrich Nietzsche}}
{{cquote|<center>Battle not with monsters lest ye become a monster; and if you gaze into the abyss, the abyss gazes into you.</center>|cite=Friedrich Nietzsche}}
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{{cquote|<center>When my information changes, I alter my conclusions. What do you do, sir? </center>|cite=John Maynard Keynes}}
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{{cquote|<center>In the long run, we are all dead.</center>|cite=John Maynard Keynes}}
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{{cquote|<center>I don't do drugs. I am drugs.</center>|cite=Salvador Dalí}}
{{cquote|<center>I don't do drugs. I am drugs.</center>|cite=Salvador Dalí}}
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{{cquote|<center>I am from Poland. I have been poisoned.</center>|cite=Zbigniew Libera}}
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{{cquote|<center>Faster, faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death.</center>|cite=Hunter S. Thompson}}
{{cquote|<center>Life would be tragic if it weren't funny.</center>|cite=Stephen Hawking}}
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{{cquote|<center>The creatures outside look from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again: but already it was impossible to say which was which.</center>|cite=George Orwell's ''Animal Farm''}}
{{cquote|<center>People who boast about their IQ are losers.</center>|cite=Stephen Hawking}}
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{{cquote|<center>It was love at first sight, at last sight, at ever and ever sight.</center>|cite=Vladimir Nabokov's ''Lolita''}}
{{cquote|<center>Fuck everyone, now that I think of it. Sometimes, in comedy, you have to generalise.</center>|cite=George Carlin}}
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{{cquote|<center>I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.</center>|cite=Frank Herbert's ''Dune''}}
{{cquote|<center>We're all fucked. It helps to remember that.</center>|cite=George Carlin}}
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{{cquote|<center>In the beginning, the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry, and been widely regarded as a bad move.</center>|cite=Douglas Adams's ''The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy''}}
{{cquote|<center>People who see life as anything more than pure entertainment are missing the point.</center>|cite=George Carlin}}
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{{cquote|<center>Is it better for a man to have chosen evil than to have good imposed upon him?</center>|cite=Anthony Burgess's ''A Clockwork Orange''}}
{{cquote|<center>Take away the right to say "fuck," and you take away the right to say "fuck the government."</center>|cite=Lenny Bruce}}
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{{cquote|<center>We can destroy what we have written, but we cannot unwrite it.</center>|cite=Anthony Burgess's ''A Clockwork Orange''}}
{{cquote|<center>I'm not a comedian, and I'm not sick. The world is sick, and I'm the doctor. I'm a surgeon with a scalpel for false values.</center>|cite=Lenny Bruce}}
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{{cquote|<center>When a man cannot choose, he ceases to be a man.</center>|cite=Anthony Burgess's ''A Clockwork Orange''}}
{{cquote|<center>Personally, I think the word "controversy" is just a warning that nearby idiots are about to turn their confusion into arguments.</center>|cite=Seanbaby}}
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{{cquote|<center>I cried because I had no wallet, until I met a man who had no money. I don't know why he had no money, because that man stole my wallet.</center>|cite=Jarod Kintz}}
{{cquote|<center>If you are easily frightened by loud noises, or offended by explicit lyrics, you shouldn't be here.</center>|cite=Eminem}}
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{{cquote|<center>I am firmly convinced that Spain is the strongest country of the world. Century after century trying to destroy herself and still no success.</center>|cite=Otto von Bismarck}}
{{cquote|<center>If you get offended by my music, don't listen to it.</center>|cite=Eminem}}
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{{cquote|<center>People, I just want to say, you know, can we all get along?</center>|cite=Rodney King}}
{{cquote|<center>If I offend you, I'm not apologising for it. If you get offended, that's life.</center>|cite=Eminem}}
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{{cquote|<center>My dad used to tell me, "Son, don't ever miss a good chance to shut up."</center>|cite=Dr. Phil}}
{{cquote|<center>I don't care if you're black, white, straight, bisexual, gay, lesbian, short, tall, fat, skinny, rich, or poor. If you're nice to me, I'll be nice to you. Simple as that.</center>|cite=Eminem}}
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{{cquote|<center>I ain't some Hassidic hillbilly with a snoot full of honeybees.</center>|cite=Dr. Phil}}
{{cquote|<center>Faster, faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death.</center>|cite=Hunter S. Thompson}}
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{{cquote|<center>Too often, we judge other groups by their worst examples, while judging ourselves by our best intentions.</center>|cite=George W. Bush}}
{{cquote|<center>I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.</center>|cite=Hunter S. Thompson}}
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{{cquote|<center>You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life.</center>|cite=Winston Churchill}}
{{cquote|<center>So we shall let the reader answer this question for himself: who is the happier man, he who has braved the storm of life and lived or he who has stayed securely on shore and merely existed?</center>|cite=Hunter S. Thompson}}
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{{cquote|<center>If you're going through hell, keep going.</center>|cite=Winston Churchill}}
{{cquote|<center>Drama is life with all the dull bits cut out.</center>|cite=Alfred Hitchcock}}
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{{cquote|<center>Success is not final, and failure is not fatal.</center>|cite=Winston Churchill}}
{{cquote|<center>The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again: but already it was impossible to say which was which.</center>|cite=George Orwell's ''Animal Farm''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Let no one think that flexibility and a predisposition to compromise is a sign of weakness.</center>|cite=Paul Kagame}}
{{cquote|<center>A true war story is never moral. It does not instruct, nor encourage virtue.</center>|cite=Tim O'Brien's ''The Things They Carried''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. Read the newspaper, you're misinformed.</center>|cite=Mark Twain}}
{{cquote|<center>You fail only if you stop writing.</center>|cite=Ray Bradbury}}
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{{cquote|<center>Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.</center>|cite=Mark Twain}}
{{cquote|<center>The good writers touch life often. The mediocre ones run a quick hand over her. The bad ones rape her and leave her for the flies.</center>|cite=Ray Bradbury's ''Fahrenheit 451''}}
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{{cquote|<center>'''IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOU THINK.'''</center>|cite=The Rock}}
{{cquote|<center>It was love at first sight, at last sight, at ever and ever sight.</center>|cite=Vladimir Nabokov's ''Lolita''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Old country way, make him humble! Suplex him, put him in the camel clutch, break his back, and then fuck his ass, make him humble 'till he respect the Iron Sheik!</center>|cite=The Iron Sheik}}
{{cquote|<center>One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.</center>|cite=Hunter S. Thompson's ''Fear and Loathing In Las Vegas''}}
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{{cquote|<center>You people voted for Hubert Humphrey! And you killed Jesus!</center>|cite=Hunter S. Thompson's ''Fear and Loathing In Las Vegas''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Once, dragons and men coexisted. <br>They shared a peace forged in wisdom,<br> a peace that lasted many generations.</center>|cite=Opening text in ''Fire Emblem''}}
{{cquote|<center>I was right in the middle of a fucking reptile zoo, and somebody was giving booze to these goddamn things. Won't be long now before they tear us to shreds.</center>|cite=Hunter S. Thompson's ''Fear and Loathing In Las Vegas''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Tim is off on a search to rescue the Princess. She has been snatched by a horrible and evil monster. This happened because Tim made a mistake.</center>|cite=Opening text in ''Braid''}}
{{cquote|<center>Its easy to make frends if you let pepul laff at you. Im going to have lots of frends where I go.</center>|cite=Daniel Keyes's ''Flowers For Algernon''}}
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{{cquote|<center>You are standing in an open field west of a white house, with a boarded front door.<br>There is a small mailbox here.</center>|cite=Opening text in ''Zork!''}}
{{cquote|<center>p.p.s. please if you get a chanse put some flowrs on Algernons grave in thebak yard...</center>|cite=Daniel Keyes's ''Flowers For Algernon''}}
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{{cquote|<center>This is the story of a man named Stanley.</center>|cite=Opening narration in ''The Stanley Parable''}}
{{cquote|<center>In the beginning God created heaven and earth. Now the earth was a formless void, there was darkness over the deep, with a divine wind sweeping over the waters. God said, "Let there be light," and there was light.</center>|cite=''Genesis 1:1-3'', The Bible}}
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{{cquote|<center>This is the story of a man named Stanley. Stanley worked for a company in a big building, where he was employee number 427. Employee number 427's job was simple. He sat at his desk in room 427 and he pushed buttons on a keyboard. Orders came to him through a monitor next to his desk, telling him what buttons to push, how long to push them, and in what order. This is what employee 427 did every day of every month of every year. And although others might consider it soul rending, Stanley relished every moment that the orders came in, as though he had been made exactly for this job.<br><br>And Stanley was happy.</center>|cite=Opening narration in ''The Stanley Parable''}}
{{cquote|<center>In the Name of God, the Merciful, the Compassionate. Praise belongs to God, the Lord of all Being, the All-merciful, the All-compassionate, the Master of the Day of Doom. Thee only we serve; to Thee alone we pray for succour. Guide us in the straight path, the path of those whom Thou has blessed, not of those against whom Thou art wrathful, nor of those who are astray.</center>|cite=''The Opening, 1:1-7'', The Koran}}
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{{cquote|<center>Now, please sit back and enjoy the game.</center>|cite=Opening text in ''Persona 4''}}
{{cquote|<center>I cannot say and I will not say that she is dead; she is just away.</center>|cite=James Whitcomb Riley's ''She Is Just Away''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Alpha Team is flying over the forest zone situated in north-west Raccoon City, where we are searching for the helicopter of our compatriots, Bravo Team, who disappeared during the middle of their mission. Bizarre murder cases have recently occurred in Raccoon City. There have been outlandish reports of families being attacked by groups of about ten people. Victims were apparently eaten. </center>|cite=Chris Redfield in ''Resident Evil''}}
{{cquote|<center>Tonight, I can write the saddest lines; I loved her, and sometimes she loved me too. Through nights like this one, I held her in my arms. I kissed her again and again under the endless sky.</center>|cite=Pablo Neruda's ''Tonight''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Say pal, you don't look so good. You better find something to eat before night comes!</center>|cite=Maxwell in ''Don't Starve''}}
{{cquote|<center>But I love your feet, only because they walked upon the earth and upon the wind and upon the waters, until they found me.</center>|cite=Pablo Neruda's ''Your Feet''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Well, Cuphead and his pal Mugman, they liked to roll the dice. By chance they came 'pon Devil's game, and gosh, they paid the price!</center>|cite=Cuphead's ''Don't Deal With the Devil''}}
{{cquote|<center>I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.</center>|cite=Frank Herbert's ''Dune''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Isaac, wake up! Please, dear, wake up! The Mt. Aleph Boulder is going to fall! Come on, Isaac. We have to go----now!</center>|cite=Dora in ''Golden Sun''}}
{{cquote|<center>In the beginning, the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry, and been widely regarded as a bad move.</center>|cite=Douglas Adams's ''The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy''}}
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{{cquote|<center>In the land of Hyrule, there echoes a legend. A legend held early by the Royal Family that tells of a boy...</center>|cite=Opening text in ''Majora's Mask''}}
{{cquote|<center>Is it better for a man to have chosen evil than to have good imposed upon him?</center>|cite=Anthony Burgess's ''A Clockwork Orange''}}
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{{cquote|<center>This is but one of the legends of which the people speak...</center>|cite=Opening text in ''The Wind Waker''}}
{{cquote|<center>We can destroy what we have written, but we cannot unwrite it.</center>|cite=Anthony Burgess's ''A Clockwork Orange''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Proper story's supposed to start at the beginning. Ain't so simple with this one. Here's a kid whose whole world got all twisted, leaving him stranded on a rock in the sky.<br><br>He gets up. Sets off for the Bastion, where everyone agreed to go in case of trouble.</center>|cite=Opening narration in ''Bastion''}}
{{cquote|<center>When a man cannot choose, he ceases to be a man.</center>|cite=Anthony Burgess's ''A Clockwork Orange''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Countless legends surround a sword known as Soul Edge. Some claim it to be the ultimate weapon. Others refer to it as the Sword of Heroes; a phantom sword with immeasurable power of the spirits; the key to eternal youth; a treasure without equal; a panacea to cure all illnesses. There are even those who consider it as the Sword of Salvation.<br><br>Although various folklore of Soul Edge spread across the world, its true nature was unmistakably evil. It was a demonic sword that fed on human souls.</center>|cite=Opening text in ''Soul Calibur II''}}
{{cquote|<center>I cried because I had no wallet, until I met a man who had no money. I don't know why he had no money, because that man stole my wallet.</center>|cite=Jarod Kintz}}
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{{cquote|<center>Congratulations. The October labor lottery is complete. Your name was pulled.<br><br>For immediate placement, report to the Ministry Of Admission at Grestin Border Checkpoint.<br><br> An apartment will be provided for you and your family in East Grestin. Expect a Class-8 dwelling. <br><br>Glory to Arstotzka.</center>|cite=Opening text in ''Papers, Please''}}
{{cquote|<center>I am firmly convinced that Spain is the strongest country of the world. Century after century trying to destroy herself and still no success.</center>|cite=Otto von Bismarck}}
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{{cquote|<center>Legend tells of an ancient artifact that can grant a woman's wish...The Skull Heart<br><br>However, if she is impure of heart, her wish will be corrupted, and she will be turned into an immensely powerful, twisted being of destruction... The Skull Girl</center>|cite=Opening text in ''Skullgirls''}}
{{cquote|<center>Every nation gets the government it deserves.</center>|cite=Joseph de Maistre}}
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{{cquote|<center>About 15 years ago, the base point connected with another world. Appeared in various places on the Earth. That was called a Gate. The name of the world is Randlok. That was the fantasy world where magic existed really.</center>|cite=Opening text in ''Primitive Link''}}
{{cquote|<center>When the poor have nothing more to eat, they will eat the rich.</center>|cite=Jean-Jacques Rousseau}}
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{{cquote|<center>We'll fall in love in the town where it snows.</center>|cite=Opening text in ''Konayuki Fururi''}}
{{cquote|<center>People, I just want to say, you know, can we all get along?</center>|cite=Rodney King}}
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{{cquote|<center>extend the little wings which fly in this sky highly</center>|cite=Opening text in ''If My Heart Had Wings''}}
{{cquote|<center>My dad used to tell me, "Son, don't ever miss a good chance to shut up."</center>|cite=Dr. Phil}}
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{{cquote|<center>Sometimes I question my life decisions. Tomorrow is my first day of college, it's past 11:00PM, and instead of sleeping, I'm at an Adam Eaton concert one state away from my college campus. Unlike teenagers out in the audience screaming for an encore, though, I'm the girl backstage dusting Adam's face with another coat of powder before he heads back out...</center>|cite=Sian Goodin in ''Backstage Pass''}}
{{cquote|<center>I ain't some Hassidic hillbilly with a snoot full of honeybees.</center>|cite=Dr. Phil}}
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{{cquote|<center>We're almost home. Your room is just the way you left it.</center>|cite=Joslyn, King Dowager, Duke of Caloris in ''Long Live the Queen''}}
{{cquote|<center>Win if you can, lose if you must, but always cheat. </center>|cite=Jesse Ventura}}
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{{cquote|<center>They're hostile...? This might be more trouble than it's worth...</center>|cite=Suguri in ''Suguri''}}
{{cquote|<center>I speak my mind. If it offends some people, well, there's not much I can do about that. But I'm going to be honest. I'm going to continue to speak my mind, and that's who I am. </center>|cite=Jesse Ventura}}
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{{cquote|<center>This is... the sky? It's heavy and gloomy. It looks as dark as it can get. ...I'll commence... my operation now.</center>|cite=Sora  in ''Sora''}}
{{cquote|<center>Congratulations, you have a sense of humour. And to those who don't: Go stick your head in the mud. </center>|cite=Jesse Ventura}}
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{{cquote|<center>It is the stated position of the U.S. Air Force that their safeguards would prevent the occurrence of such events as are depicted in this film. Furthermore, it should be noted that none of the characters portrayed in this film are meant to represent any real persons living or dead. </center>|cite=Opening crawl in ''Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb''}}
{{cquote|<center>Too often, we judge other groups by their worst examples, while judging ourselves by our best intentions.</center>|cite=George W. Bush}}
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{{cquote|<center>Hey, guess what? I've got a job that you're going to love. Nice and easy, this is strictly a salvage mission. No crazy shit, I promise. </center>|cite=Opening text of ''Analogue - A Hate Story''}}
{{cquote|<center>You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life.</center>|cite=Winston Churchill}}
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{{cquote|<center>Fight using only the left and right mouse buttons. When you fight, your cursor can be anywhere on the screen.</center>|cite=Opening narration of ''One Finger Death Punch''}}
{{cquote|<center>If you're going through hell, keep going.</center>|cite=Winston Churchill}}
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{{cquote|<center>I've kept a journal for as long as I can remember. I used it to chronicle my every thought and dream. Until the day I opened it to find it completely blank...</center>|cite=Opening narration of ''Journal''}}
{{cquote|<center>Success is not final, and failure is not fatal.</center>|cite=Winston Churchill}}
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{{cquote|<center>Isaac and his mother lived alone in a small house on a hill. Isaac kept to himself drawing pictures and playing with his toys as his mom watched Christian broadcasts on the television. Life was simple and they were both happy. That was until the day Isaac's mom heard a voice from above: "Your son has become corrupted by sin. He needs to be saved."</center>|cite=Opening narration of ''The Binding of Isaac''}}
{{cquote|<center>Let no one think that flexibility and a predisposition to compromise is a sign of weakness.</center>|cite=Paul Kagame}}
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{{cquote|<center>It was a thrust like lightning.<br>A spearhead thrust to pierce my heart.<br>Trying to dodge it would be useless.<br>Being lightning, it's invisible to the human eye.<br><br>But...<br>The lightning that tries to pierce me...<br>...Is repelled by the moonlight that tries to save me. </center>|cite=Opening text of ''Fate/stay Night''}}
{{cquote|<center>We don't have the power of wealth, military strength, or even technology. But we have the power of resilience.</center>|cite=Paul Kagame}}
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{{cquote|<center>St. PigeoNation's. A school blessed with extensive curricula and facilities. It's already been a year since I ended my ordinary life and walked through these gates. I should probably say... This school is known for one thing in particular. This school is Japan's -- no, the world's, greatest gathering-place for gifted birds. Birds who want to study the arts, the sciences, even sports all come to St. PigeoNation's. The teaching staff and student body are both made up of a diverse blend of birds of different backgrounds and species. I'm often asked why I chose to come here, despite not being a bird. It's a long story... </center>|cite=Hiyoko Tosaka in ''Hatoful Boyfriend''}}
{{cquote|<center>I disagreed with most of what he said, but I loved the way he said it.</center>|cite=Ruth Bader Ginsburg}}
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{{cquote|<center>Rise and shine, Mister Freeman, rise and...shine. Not that I wish...to imply that you have been sleeping on...the job. No one is more deserving of a rest, and all the effort in the world would have gone to waste until...well...let's just say your hour has come again. The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference...in the world. So, wake up, Mister Freeman. Wake up and...smell the ashes. </center>|cite=Opening narration of ''Half-Life 2''}}
{{cquote|<center>Don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. Read the newspaper, you're misinformed.</center>|cite=Mark Twain}}
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{{cquote|<center>There once was a city in the world of mortals.<br><br>Its king was proud of his position, and its people were arrogant about their wealth.<br><br>Its rulers made light of the gods and ceased to worship them.<br><br>Its people sank into debauchery and sloth. The Lord became angry at this and summoned the Prince of Darkness, ruler of the Underworld.<br><br>Accepting the Lord's will, he attacked the world of mortals. </center>|cite=Opening narration of ''Princess Maker 2''}}
{{cquote|<center>Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.</center>|cite=Mark Twain}}
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{{cquote|<center>Hate. Let me tell you how much I've come to hate you since I began to live. There are 386.44 million miles of printed circuits in wafer thin layers that fill my complex. If the word "hate" was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of millions of miles, it would not equal one-billionth of the hate I feel for humans at this micro instant. For you. Hate. Hate. </center>|cite=AM in ''I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream''}}
{{cquote|<center>Censorship is telling a man he can't have a steak just because a baby can't chew it.</center>|cite=Mark Twain}}
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{{cquote|<center>You shall find your place in history and become a legend... A legend that will never die!</center>|cite=Ending text in ''Soul Calibur II''}}
{{cquote|<center>There are basically two types of people: People who accomplish things, and people who claim to have accomplished things. The first group is less crowded.</center>|cite=Mark Twain}}
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{{cquote|<center>Transcending history, and the world, a tale of souls and swords, eternally retold.</center>|cite=Narration in ''Soul Calibur II''}}
{{cquote|<center>'''IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOU THINK.'''</center>|cite=The Rock}}
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{{cquote|<center>Danger, danger! High voltage! When we touch! When we kiss!</center>|cite=Electric Six's ''Danger! High Voltage''}}
{{cquote|<center>Old country way, make him humble! Suplex him, put him in the camel clutch, break his back, and then fuck his ass, make him humble, 'till he respect the Iron Sheik!</center>|cite=The Iron Sheik}}
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{{cquote|<center>Oh well, whatever, never mind.</center>|cite=Nirvana's ''Smells Like Teen Spirit''}}
{{cquote|<center>''Iran number one! Russia number one! USA, hack-phooey!''</center>|cite=The Iron Sheik}}
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{{cquote|<center>Polly wants a cracker. I think I should get off her, first.</center>|cite=Nirvana's ''Polly''}}
{{cquote|<center>You're a punk motherfucking piece of shit. You're a fucking fag. You fucking suck. You're a no-good motherfucker. You're a no-good son of a bitch... but I still I like you.</center>|cite=The Iron Sheik}}
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{{cquote|<center>I like it, I'm not gonna crack. I miss you, I'm not gonna crack. I love you, I'm not gonna crack. I killed you, I'm not gonna crack.</center>|cite=Nirvana's ''Lithium''}}
{{cquote|<center>You sit there, and you thump your Bible, and you say your prayers, and it didn't get you anywhere! Talk about your Psalms, talk about John 3:16... ''Austin 3:16 says: '''I just whipped your ass!'''''</center>|cite=Stone Cold Steve Austin}}
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{{cquote|<center>She eyes me like a Pisces when I am weak. I've been locked inside your heart-shaped box for weeks. I've been drawn into your magnet tar pit trap. I wish I could eat your cancer when you turn black.</center>|cite=Nirvana's ''Heart-Shaped Box''}}
{{cquote|<center>''And that's the bottom line!<br><br>''''Cause Stone Cold said so!'''''</center>|cite=Stone Cold Steve Austin}}
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{{cquote|<center>Hey! Wait! I've got a new complaint! Forever in debt to your priceless advice...</center>|cite=Nirvana's ''Heart-Shaped Box''}}
{{cquote|<center>''Whatcha gonna do, brother?! Whatcha gonna do when '''500 POUNDS OF HULKMANIA''' run wild all over you?!''</center>|cite=Hulk Hogan}}
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{{cquote|<center>Rape me.<br><br>Rape me!<br><br>''Rape me!''<br><br>'''''Rape me!'''''<br><br>'''''RAPE ME!'''''<br><br>'''''RAPE ME!!'''''</center>|cite=Nirvana's ''Rape Me''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Rainy days to wash away my tears. Sunny days and a smile to hide my fears. Way back then, remember what you said to me.</center>|cite=Takeshi Nakatsuka's ''Bright Lights, Big City''}}
{{cquote|<center>Once, dragons and men coexisted. <br>They shared a peace forged in wisdom,<br> a peace that lasted many generations.</center>|cite=Opening text in ''Fire Emblem''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Stars melting in the sky, just for you and me...</center>|cite=Takeshi Nakatsuka's ''Bright Lights, Big City''}}
{{cquote|<center>Tim is off on a search to rescue the Princess. She has been snatched by a horrible and evil monster. This happened because Tim made a mistake.</center>|cite=Opening text in ''Braid''}}
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{{cquote|<center>You are the one, another day, another night... I need you so, I love you so, you are the one...</center>|cite=Takeshi Nakatsuka's ''You Are The One''}}
{{cquote|<center>You are standing in an open field west of a white house, with a boarded front door.<br>There is a small mailbox here.</center>|cite=Opening text in ''Zork!''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Celia, you're breaking my heart. You're shakin' my confidence daily. Oh Cecilia, I'm down on my knees. I'm begging you please, to come home!</center>|cite=Simon & Garfunkel's ''Cecilia''}}
{{cquote|<center>This is the story of a man named Stanley.</center>|cite=Opening narration in ''The Stanley Parable''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Stumbling and falling and still after all, I keep falling in love with you!</center>|cite=Takeshi Nakatsuka's ''I Said I Love You''}}
{{cquote|<center>This is the story of a man named Stanley. Stanley worked for a company in a big building, where he was employee number 427. Employee number 427's job was simple. He sat at his desk in room 427 and he pushed buttons on a keyboard. Orders came to him through a monitor next to his desk, telling him what buttons to push, how long to push them, and in what order. This is what employee 427 did every day of every month of every year. And although others might consider it soul rending, Stanley relished every moment that the orders came in, as though he had been made exactly for this job.<br><br>And Stanley was happy.</center>|cite=Opening narration in ''The Stanley Parable''}}
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{{cquote|<center>And when the sun is out, we'll take each other's hands and shout, "I love you 'till the end of time!"</center>|cite=Takeshi Nakatsuka's ''Love For Two''}}
{{cquote|<center>Now, please sit back and enjoy the game.</center>|cite=Opening text in ''Persona 4''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I'll turn to a friend, someone that understands and sees through the master plan. But everybody's gone, and I've been here for too long to face this on my own. Well, I guess this is growing up...</center>|cite=blink-182's ''Dammit''}}
{{cquote|<center>Alpha Team is flying over the forest zone situated in north-west Raccoon City, where we are searching for the helicopter of our compatriots, Bravo Team, who disappeared during the middle of their mission. Bizarre murder cases have recently occurred in Raccoon City. There have been outlandish reports of families being attacked by groups of about ten people. Victims were apparently eaten. </center>|cite=Chris Redfield in ''Resident Evil''}}
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{{cquote|<center>{{rollover|Ohayo, gozama, konichiwa. Anata no koto. Sukina no koto. Sayonara, sankyu, sakitsumi. Anata no koto, sukina no koto.|Hello, good morning, how are you? What you are, what you like. Goodbye, thank you, sock it to me. What you are, what you like.|y}}</center>|cite=Pizzicato Five's ''Satellite Hour''}}
{{cquote|<center>Say pal, you don't look so good. You better find something to eat before night comes!</center>|cite=Maxwell in ''Don't Starve''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Oh hi! We love your music. Can we make a song together one day?</center>|cite=Pizzicato Five's ''Arigato, We Love You''}}
{{cquote|<center>Well, Cuphead and his pal Mugman, they liked to roll the dice. By chance they came 'pon Devil's game, and gosh, they paid the price!</center>|cite=Cuphead's ''Don't Deal With the Devil''}}
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{{cquote|<center>You whirled around to make your case, to put me right back in my place. You held your laundry in your arms, it said "I mean it!" on your face, and in my last clean shirt, I was completely off-guard, when Laundry Girl, you kissed me hard!</center>|cite=Ludo's ''Laundry Girl''}}
{{cquote|<center>Isaac, wake up! Please, dear, wake up! The Mt. Aleph Boulder is going to fall! Come on, Isaac. We have to go----now!</center>|cite=Dora in ''Golden Sun''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Our lips were heavens opened up, you fit like coffee to my cup, through galaxies of apple trees, you were my first clean love, and in my last clean shirt, I turned around, and you were gone...Oh, but I never got to say goodbye...!</center>|cite=Ludo's ''Laundry Girl''}}
{{cquote|<center>In the land of Hyrule, there echoes a legend. A legend held early by the Royal Family that tells of a boy...</center>|cite=Opening text in ''Majora's Mask''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Laundry Girl, I love you, from my socks, to my pocket-T...</center>|cite=Ludo's ''Laundry Girl''}}
{{cquote|<center>This is but one of the legends of which the people speak...</center>|cite=Opening text in ''The Wind Waker''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Come down to Lake Pontchartrain, rest your soul and feed your brain, free for you and all your friends, crawfish 'till the bitter end! Come down to Lake Pontchartrain, wade to the shallows break, that's where you will get to see everything the water can be!</center>|cite=Ludo's ''Lake Pontchartrain''}}
{{cquote|<center>Proper story's supposed to start at the beginning. Ain't so simple with this one. Here's a kid whose whole world got all twisted, leaving him stranded on a rock in the sky.<br><br>He gets up. Sets off for the Bastion, where everyone agreed to go in case of trouble.</center>|cite=Opening narration in ''Bastion''}}
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{{cquote|<center>That's how it happened, why would I lie?! There were no bodies, I've got none to hide! I'm just a boy, lost his friends in the rain. Any more questions, just go and ask Lake Pontchartrain! </center>|cite=Ludo's ''Lake Pontchartrain''}}
{{cquote|<center>Countless legends surround a sword known as Soul Edge. Some claim it to be the ultimate weapon. Others refer to it as the Sword of Heroes; a phantom sword with immeasurable power of the spirits; the key to eternal youth; a treasure without equal; a panacea to cure all illnesses. There are even those who consider it as the Sword of Salvation.<br><br>Although various folklore of Soul Edge spread across the world, its true nature was unmistakably evil. It was a demonic sword that fed on human souls.</center>|cite=Opening text in ''Soul Calibur II''}}
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{{cquote|<center>They've got more beer than he's ever seen, and they've got girls on trampolines! They tapped ten kegs since 9:15, and they've got girls on trampolines!</center>|cite=Ludo's ''Girls on Trampolines''}}
{{cquote|<center>Although various folklore of Soul Edge spread across the world, its true nature was unmistakably evil. It was a demonic sword that fed on human souls.</center>|cite=Opening text in ''Soul Calibur II''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I hear there's a shindig behind Burger King, and I hear there's girls on trampolines! The tree looks fine, and the driver's clean! Just give them girls on trampolines!</center>|cite=Ludo's ''Girls on Trampolines''}}
{{cquote|<center>Congratulations. The October labor lottery is complete. Your name was pulled.<br><br>For immediate placement, report to the Ministry Of Admission at Grestin Border Checkpoint.<br><br> An apartment will be provided for you and your family in East Grestin. Expect a Class-8 dwelling. <br><br><br>Glory to Arstotzka.</center>|cite=Opening text in ''Papers, Please''}}
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{{cquote|<center>God bless the wisdom of Officer Three! Just give them girls on trampolines!</center>|cite=Ludo's ''Girls on Trampolines''}}
{{cquote|<center>Legend tells of an ancient artifact that can grant a woman's wish...The Skull Heart<br><br>However, if she is impure of heart, her wish will be corrupted, and she will be turned into an immensely powerful, twisted being of destruction... The Skull Girl</center>|cite=Opening text in ''Skullgirls''}}
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{{cquote|<center>But I realized you were right, we were never meant to be. And you know what?<br><br> Thank God! <br><br>'Cause you're the most vapid, whiny blah I've ever met. Always making fun of my clothes, telling me how hot other guys are, asking me to pay you gas money?! ''Buy your own gas, you bug-eyed mooch,'' it's your car and it costs more than my house! Oh, and now you're going around trying to sleep with my friends! Hey, good, that really makes you an empowered individual! No, wait, did I say empowered individual? I meant '''TWO-CENT GUTTER SLUT!''' ''Listen, you tanning-bed-baked, broke-ass, goat-faced, oompa-loompa monkey problem!'' I am proud to shop at Target, I'll wear warm-up pants any day of the week! Yes, your ass did look fat in those jeans, your mom's a milf, and I plan to get on your little sister just as soon as I give her a call back, oh and you know what else?! </center>|cite=Ludo's ''Good Will Hunting By Myself''}}
{{cquote|<center>About 15 years ago, the base point connected with another world. Appeared in various places on the Earth. That was called a Gate. The name of the world is Randlok. That was the fantasy world where magic existed really.</center>|cite=Opening text in ''Primitive Link''}}
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{{cquote|<center>You better run for the hills before they burn, listen to the sound of the world, don't watch it turn. I just want to show you what I know, and catch you when the current lets you go.</center>|cite=The Killers' ''This River is Wild''}}
{{cquote|<center>We'll fall in love in the town where it snows.</center>|cite=Opening text in ''Konayuki Fururi''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I just want to show you what I know, and catch you when the current lets you go.</center>|cite=The Killers' ''This River is Wild''}}
{{cquote|<center>extend the little wings which fly in this sky highly</center>|cite=Opening text in ''If My Heart Had Wings''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Or should I just get along with myself? I never did get along with everybody else, I've been trying hard to do what's right. But you know, I could stay here all night and watch the clouds fall from the sky...</center>|cite=The Killers' ''This River is Wild''}}
{{cquote|<center>Sometimes I question my life decisions. Tomorrow is my first day of college, it's past 11:00PM, and instead of sleeping, I'm at an Adam Eaton concert one state away from my college campus. Unlike teenagers out in the audience screaming for an encore, though, I'm the girl backstage dusting Adam's face with another coat of powder before he heads back out...</center>|cite=Sian Goodin in ''Backstage Pass''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Coming out of my cage, and I've been doing just fine. Gotta gotta be down, because I want it all.</center>|cite=The Killers' ''Mr. Brightside''}}
{{cquote|<center>We're almost home. Your room is just the way you left it.</center>|cite=Joslyn, King Dowager, Duke of Caloris in ''Long Live the Queen''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Jealousy, turning saints into the sea, swimming through sick lullabies, choking on your alibis. But it's just the price I pay, destiny is calling me, open up my eager eyes, 'cause I'm Mr. Brightside.</center>|cite=The Killers' ''Mr. Brightside''}}
{{cquote|<center>They're hostile...? This might be more trouble than it's worth...</center>|cite=Suguri in ''Suguri''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Well somebody told me, you had a boyfriend who looked like a girlfriend that I had in February of last year, it's not confidential, I've got potential.</center>|cite=The Killers' ''Somebody Told Me''}}
{{cquote|<center>This is... the sky? It's heavy and gloomy. It looks as dark as it can get. ...I'll commence... my operation now.</center>|cite=Sora  in ''Sora''}}
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{{cquote|<center>He doesn't look a thing like Jesus, but he talks like a gentleman, like you imagined when you were young.</center>|cite=The Killers' ''When You Were Young''}}
{{cquote|<center>It is the stated position of the U.S. Air Force that their safeguards would prevent the occurrence of such events as are depicted in this film. Furthermore, it should be noted that none of the characters portrayed in this film are meant to represent any real persons living or dead. </center>|cite=Opening crawl in ''Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb''}}
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{{cquote|<center>And sometimes you close your eyes, and see the place where you used to live when you were young.</center>|cite=The Killers' ''When You Were Young''}}
{{cquote|<center>Hey, guess what? I've got a job that you're going to love. Nice and easy, this is strictly a salvage mission. No crazy shit, I promise. </center>|cite=Opening text of ''Analogue - A Hate Story''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Don't you want to come with me? Don't you want to feel my bones on your bones? It's only natural...</center>|cite=The Killers' ''Bones''}}
{{cquote|<center>Fight using only the left and right mouse buttons. When you fight, your cursor can be anywhere on the screen.</center>|cite=Opening narration of ''One Finger Death Punch''}}
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{{cquote|<center>And I'm on my knees, looking for the answer. Are we human, or are we dancer?</center>|cite=The Killers' ''Human''}}
{{cquote|<center>I've kept a journal for as long as I can remember. I used it to chronicle my every thought and dream. Until the day I opened it to find it completely blank...</center>|cite=Opening narration of ''Journal''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I used to be love drunk, but now I'm hungover, I'll love you forever, forever is over. We used to kiss all night, now it's just a bar fight, so don't call me crying, say hello to goodbye!</center>|cite=Boys Like Girls' ''Love Drunk''}}
{{cquote|<center>Isaac and his mother lived alone in a small house on a hill. Isaac kept to himself drawing pictures and playing with his toys as his mom watched Christian broadcasts on the television. Life was simple and they were both happy. That was until the day Isaac's mom heard a voice from above: "Your son has become corrupted by sin. He needs to be saved."</center>|cite=Opening narration of ''The Binding of Isaac''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Would you give me one more minute? The story's far from finished, we could fill in all the pages... I'm feeling sick, girl, you're so contagious!</center>|cite=Boys Like Girls' ''Contagious''}}
{{cquote|<center>It was a thrust like lightning.<br>A spearhead thrust to pierce my heart.<br>Trying to dodge it would be useless.<br>Being lightning, it's invisible to the human eye.<br><br>But...<br>The lightning that tries to pierce me...<br>...Is repelled by the moonlight that tries to save me. </center>|cite=Opening text of ''Fate/stay Night''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Just wanna say I miss you, I caught it when I kissed you, and I've been through all the stages... I'm feeling sick, girl, you're so contagious!</center>|cite=Boys Like Girls' ''Contagious''}}
{{cquote|<center>St. PigeoNation's. A school blessed with extensive curricula and facilities. It's already been a year since I ended my ordinary life and walked through these gates. I should probably say... This school is known for one thing in particular. This school is Japan's -- no, the world's, greatest gathering-place for gifted birds. Birds who want to study the arts, the sciences, even sports all come to St. PigeoNation's. The teaching staff and student body are both made up of a diverse blend of birds of different backgrounds and species. I'm often asked why I chose to come here, despite not being a bird. It's a long story... </center>|cite=Hiyoko Tosaka in ''Hatoful Boyfriend''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I got your runaway smile in my piggybank, baby, gonna cash it right in for a new Mercedes. If I drive a hundred thousand miles, would you let me stay a while?</center>|cite=Boys Like Girls' ''Heels Over Head''}}
{{cquote|<center>Rise and shine, Mister Freeman, rise and...shine. Not that I wish...to imply that you have been sleeping on...the job. No one is more deserving of a rest, and all the effort in the world would have gone to waste until...well...let's just say your hour has come again. The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference...in the world. So, wake up, Mister Freeman. Wake up and...smell the ashes. </center>|cite=Opening narration of ''Half-Life 2''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Do you suffer from long-term memory loss? I don't remember...</center>|cite=Chumbawamba's ''Amnesia''}}
{{cquote|<center>There once was a city in the world of mortals.<br><br>Its king was proud of his position, and its people were arrogant about their wealth.<br><br>Its rulers made light of the gods and ceased to worship them.<br><br>Its people sank into debauchery and sloth. The Lord became angry at this and summoned the Prince of Darkness, ruler of the Underworld.<br><br>Accepting the Lord's will, he attacked the world of mortals. </center>|cite=Opening narration of ''Princess Maker 2''}}
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{{cquote|<center>How am I supposed to feel about the things I've done? I don't know if I should stay or turn around and run...</center>|cite=Yellowcard's ''Breathing''}}
{{cquote|<center>Hate. Let me tell you how much I've come to hate you since I began to live. There are 386.44 million miles of printed circuits in wafer thin layers that fill my complex. If the word "hate" was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of millions of miles, it would not equal one-billionth of the hate I feel for humans at this micro instant. For you. Hate. Hate. </center>|cite=AM in ''I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream''}}
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{{cquote|<center>So am I still waiting for this world to stop hating? Can't find a good reason, can't find hope to believe in...</center>|cite=Sum 41's ''Still Waiting''}}
{{cquote|<center>You shall find your place in history and become a legend... A legend that will never die!</center>|cite=Ending text in ''Soul Calibur II''}}
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{{cquote|<center>And still, I feel like a prisoner, trapped inside this broken world, while I'm playing the victim again running in circles. To me, it's all the same, and though nothing's gonna change, I hope someday you have it all.</center>|cite=Sum 41's ''88''}}
{{cquote|<center>Transcending history, and the world, a tale of souls and swords, eternally retold.</center>|cite=Narration in ''Soul Calibur II''}}
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{{cquote|<center>What do I have to do to get inside of you, inside of you, inside of you? 'Cause I love the way you move when I'm inside of you, when I'm inside of you.</center>|cite=Hoobastank's ''Inside of You''}}
{{cquote|<center>Danger, danger! High voltage! When we touch! When we kiss!</center>|cite=Electric Six's ''Danger! High Voltage''}}
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{{cquote|<center>He's fat and he don't run too fast, but he's faster than me. Last night at the show we saw him going out of his tree!</center>|cite=Steriogram's ''Walkie-Talkie Man''}}
{{cquote|<center>Oh well, whatever, never mind.</center>|cite=Nirvana's ''Smells Like Teen Spirit''}}
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{{cquote|<center>If you're blue and you don't know where to go, why don't you go where fashion sits? Puttin' on the Ritz.</center>|cite=Shiny Toy Guns's ''Ritz''}}
{{cquote|<center>Polly wants a cracker. I think I should get off her, first.</center>|cite=Nirvana's ''Polly''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Let's go for a ride. It's you and me tonight.</center>|cite=Shiny Toy Guns's ''Rocketship''}}
{{cquote|<center>I like it, I'm not gonna crack. I miss you, I'm not gonna crack. I love you, I'm not gonna crack. I killed you, I'm not gonna crack.</center>|cite=Nirvana's ''Lithium''}}
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{{cquote|<center>You hit the floor when the thoughts are too much pain, and I swear, I'll save your broken heart.</center>|cite=Shiny Toy Guns's ''The Sun''}}
{{cquote|<center>She eyes me like a Pisces when I am weak. I've been locked inside your heart-shaped box for weeks. I've been drawn into your magnet tar pit trap. I wish I could eat your cancer when you turn black.</center>|cite=Nirvana's ''Heart-Shaped Box''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I hit the floor when the thoughts are too much pain, and you said, "I'll save your broken heart."</center>|cite=Shiny Toy Guns's ''The Sun''}}
{{cquote|<center>Hey! Wait! I've got a new complaint! Forever in debt to your priceless advice...</center>|cite=Nirvana's ''Heart-Shaped Box''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Please don't think that the world has taken the best of you or me... I know the love that's in your eyes was there when the sky fell over me.</center>|cite=Shiny Toy Guns's ''Sky Fell Over Me''}}
{{cquote|<center>Rainy days to wash away my tears. Sunny days and a smile to hide my fears. Way back then, remember what you said to me.</center>|cite=Takeshi Nakatsuka's ''Bright Lights, Big City''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Hello father, some news for you, I'm really not that crazy. Hello mother, I'm curious, why you think there's something wrong with me.</center>|cite=Shiny Toy Guns's ''We Are Pilots''}}
{{cquote|<center>Stars melting in the sky, just for you and me...</center>|cite=Takeshi Nakatsuka's ''Bright Lights, Big City''}}
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{{cquote|<center>And I don't know what I'd do if I lost you. And what in the world would I do without you?</center>|cite=Shiny Toy Guns's ''If I Lost You''}}
{{cquote|<center>Won't you hold me tight, fly into the night. Love is in the city around you and me. You and I, dive into the night. Our one and only paradise, bright lights in me...</center>|cite=Takeshi Nakatsuka's ''Bright Lights, Big City''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Mercy sent a miracle, the nights will take us home. Mercy sent a miracle, the nights, the nights...!</center>|cite=Shiny Toy Guns's ''Mercy''}}
{{cquote|<center>You are the one, another day, another night... I need you so, I love you so, you are the one...</center>|cite=Takeshi Nakatsuka's ''You Are The One''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Just take away the words I say, 'cause I know you don't feel the same. Just go and say what's in your head, I won't try to stop you.</center>|cite=Shiny Toy Guns's ''Chemistry of a Car Crash''}}
{{cquote|<center>Stumbling and falling and still after all, I keep falling in love with you!</center>|cite=Takeshi Nakatsuka's ''I Said I Love You''}}
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{{cquote|<center>She's ricochets, and you don't notice. She's in your head, and you just don't notice.</center>|cite=Shiny Toy Guns's ''Ricochet!''}}
{{cquote|<center>And when the sun is out, we'll take each other's hands and shout, "I love you 'till the end of time!"</center>|cite=Takeshi Nakatsuka's ''Love For Two''}}
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{{cquote|<center>We're dead in this ghost town! You better let go, so let go, let go of me!</center>|cite=Shiny Toy Guns's ''Ghost Town''}}
{{cquote|<center>I'll turn to a friend, someone that understands and sees through the master plan. But everybody's gone, and I've been here for too long to face this on my own. Well, I guess this is growing up...</center>|cite=blink-182's ''Dammit''}}
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{{cquote|<center>It's nearly over, the last train is here, and it's leaving behind those years. These are the bad lands, the worst taste in fear, making graves for the ones we left here.</center>|cite=Shiny Toy Guns's ''Ghost Town''}}
{{cquote|<center>Oh hi! We love your music. Can we make a song together one day?</center>|cite=Pizzicato Five's ''Arigato, We Love You''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Hope is for the hopeful, it's a dream that never dies. Faith is for the faithful, I see it in your eyes.</center>|cite=Rick Astley's ''Angels on My Side''}}
{{cquote|<center>I can't decide whether you should live or die, though you'll probably go to heaven, please don't hang your head and cry.</center>|cite=Scissor Sisters's ''I Can't Decide''}}
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{{cquote|<center>And I got angels on my side. I got angels flying high. And everything's going to be alright, 'cause I got angels on my side.</center>|cite=Rick Astley's ''Angels on My Side''}}
{{cquote|<center>I could throw you in the lake, or feed you poisoned birthday cake, I won't deny I'm gonna miss you when you're gone. I could bury you alive, but you might crawl out with a knife, and kill me when I'm sleeping, that's why...</center>|cite=Scissor Sisters's ''I Can't Decide''}}
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{{cquote|<center>And it seems so simple when it rains. Yeah, it seems so easy to explain. And after all that I've done wrong, you still carry on. It seems so simple when it rains.</center>|cite=Rick Astley's ''Let It Rain''}}
{{cquote|<center>You and me, baby, ain't nothing but mammals, so let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel.</center>|cite=The Bloodhound Gang's ''The Bad Touch''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Keep singing, whoa, I keep singing, praising to the heavens with my voice ringing. Keep singing, whoa, I keep singing, clap to the beat 'till my hands are stinging.</center>|cite=Rick Astley's ''Keep Singing''}}
{{cquote|<center>You whirled around to make your case, to put me right back in my place. You held your laundry in your arms, it said "I mean it!" on your face, and in my last clean shirt, I was completely off-guard, when Laundry Girl, you kissed me hard!</center>|cite=Ludo's ''Laundry Girl''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Together forever, and never to part. Together forever, we two. And don't you know, I would move Heaven and Earth to be together forever with you?</center>|cite=Rick Astley's ''Together Forever''}}
{{cquote|<center>Our lips were heavens opened up, you fit like coffee to my cup, through galaxies of apple trees, you were my first clean love, and in my last clean shirt, I turned around, and you were gone...Oh, but I never got to say goodbye...!</center>|cite=Ludo's ''Laundry Girl''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I've been sitting here on my own, haven't seen you in a long, long time. This waiting's getting old, as I sit here, I sing to myself...</center>|cite=GoldFish's ''This Is How It Goes''}}
{{cquote|<center>Laundry Girl, I love you, from my socks, to my pocket-T...</center>|cite=Ludo's ''Laundry Girl''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Slow down, slow down, sweet talkin' woman. You got me running, you got me searching. Hold on, hold on, sweet talkin' lover. It's so sad if that's the way it's over.</center>|cite=Electric Light Orchestra's ''Sweet Talkin' Woman''}}
{{cquote|<center>Come down to Lake Pontchartrain, rest your soul and feed your brain, that's where you will get to see everything the water can be!</center>|cite=Ludo's ''Lake Pontchartrain''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I don't believe that anybody feels the way I do about you now.</center>|cite=Oasis' ''Wonderwall''}}
{{cquote|<center>Come down to Lake Pontchartrain, rest your soul and feed your brain, free for you and all your friends, crawfish 'till the bitter end! Come down to Lake Pontchartrain, wade to the shallows break, that's where you will get to see everything the water can be!</center>|cite=Ludo's ''Lake Pontchartrain''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Here comes the ice cream man, parked at the end of the road. With a swish of his magic whip, all the people in the party froze.</center>|cite=Blur's ''Ice Cream Man''}}
{{cquote|<center>That's how it happened, why would I lie?! There were no bodies, I've got none to hide! I'm just a boy, lost his friends in the rain. Any more questions, just go and ask Lake Pontchartrain! </center>|cite=Ludo's ''Lake Pontchartrain''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Girls who are boys, who like boys to be girls, who do boys like they're girls, who do girls like they're boys. Always should be someone you really love...</center>|cite=Blur's ''Girls & Boys''}}
{{cquote|<center>They've got more beer than he's ever seen, and they've got girls on trampolines! They tapped ten kegs since 9:15, and they've got girls on trampolines!</center>|cite=Ludo's ''Girls on Trampolines''}}
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{{cquote|<center>City dweller, successful fella, thought to himself, "Oops, I've got a lot of money."</center>|cite=Blur's ''Country House''}}
{{cquote|<center>I hear there's a shindig behind Burger King, and I hear there's girls on trampolines! The tree looks fine, and the driver's clean! Just give them girls on trampolines!</center>|cite=Ludo's ''Girls on Trampolines''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I'm a professional cynic, but my heart's not in it, I'm payin' the price of livin' life at the limit.</center>|cite=Blur's ''Country House''}}
{{cquote|<center>God bless the wisdom of Officer Three! Just give them girls on trampolines!</center>|cite=Ludo's ''Girls on Trampolines''}}
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{{cquote|<center>It's automatic. I need to unload. Under the pressure. Gone middle of the road.</center>|cite=Blur's ''M.O.R.''}}
{{cquote|<center>But the best story that I could ever tell is the one where I am growing old with you...</center>|cite=Ludo's ''Anything For You''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Good morning, lethargy. Drink Pepsi, it's good for energy.</center>|cite=Blur's ''Look Inside America''}}
{{cquote|<center>I've gotten drunk and shot the breeze with kings of far off lands, they showed me wealth as far as I could see. But their kingdoms seemed all shrivelly and they cried with jealousy when I leaned in and told them about you...</center>|cite=Ludo's ''Anything For You''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Looking for America, with its kooky nights and suicide, where the TV says it's alright, 'cause everybody's hung up on something or other...</center>|cite=Blur's ''Look Inside America''}}
{{cquote|<center>All I've ever wanted, see, was to tell you honestly, I'd do anything for you. I'd do absolutely anything for you...</center>|cite=Ludo's ''Anything For You''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Glam jam, do it, start it! Glam jam, now you got it! Scatman, really on it! Movin' it to the glam jam!</center>|cite=Scatman John's ''Su Su Su Super Kirei''}}
{{cquote|<center>But I realized you were right, we were never meant to be. And you know what?<br><br> Thank God!<br><br>'Cause you're the most vapid, whiny blah I've ever met. Always making fun of my clothes, telling me how hot other guys are, asking me to pay you gas money?! ''Buy your own gas, you bug-eyed mooch,'' it's your car and it costs more than my house! Oh, and now you're going around trying to sleep with my friends! Hey, good, that really makes you an empowered individual! No, wait, did I say empowered individual? I meant '''TWO-CENT GUTTER SLUT!''' ''Listen, you tanning-bed-baked, broke-ass, goat-faced, oompa-loompa monkey problem!'' I am proud to shop at Target, I'll wear warm-up pants any day of the week! Yes, your ass did look fat in those jeans, your mom's a milf, and I plan to get on your little sister just as soon as I give her a call back, oh and you know what else?! </center>|cite=Ludo's ''Good Will Hunting By Myself''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Baby, I'm not here to sell you, but you need someone to tell you like it is. I don't wanna be a preacher, but you really need a teacher, here it is.</center>|cite=Scatman John's ''U-Turn''}}
{{cquote|<center>We hope you enjoy your stay. It's good to have you with us, even if it's just for the day.</center>|cite=The Killers' ''Enterlude''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Somebody, stop the rain, stop the rain, stop the rain, I'm drippin' and I'm soakin' wet...</center>|cite=Scatman John's ''Stop the Rain''}}
{{cquote|<center>We hope you enjoy your stay. Outside, the sun is shining, it seems like heaven ain't far away.</center>|cite=The Killers' ''Enterlude''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Scatman, fat man, black and white and brown man, tell me about the colour of your soul.</center>|cite=Scatman John's ''Scatman's World''}}
{{cquote|<center>Aggressively, we all defend the role we play. Regrettably, time's come to send you on your way. We've seen it all, bonfires of trust, flash floods of pain. It doesn't really matter, don't you worry, it'll all work out. No, it doesn't even matter, don't you worry what it's all about.</center>|cite=The Killers' ''Exitlude''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I wanna be a human being, not a human doing. I couldn't keep that pace up if I tried...</center>|cite=Scatman John's ''Scatman's World''}}
{{cquote|<center>We hope you've enjoyed your stay. It's good to have you with us, even if it's just for the day.</center>|cite=The Killers' ''Exitlude''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Because all I have left is the voice of the wind... blowing through the doors of our house!</center>|cite=Katzenjammer's ''To The Sea''}}
{{cquote|<center>We hope you've enjoyed your stay. Outside, the sun is shining, it seems like heaven ain't far away.</center>|cite=The Killers' ''Exitlude''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I will dance when I walk away, oh, I'm gonna sing, I won't beg or pray no more!</center>|cite=Katzenjammer's ''I Will Dance (When I Walk Away)''}}
{{cquote|<center>Nobody ever had a dream around here, but I don't really mind it's starting to get to me. Nobody ever pulls the seams around here, but I don't really mind that it's starting to get to me.</center>|cite=The Killers' ''Sam's Town''}}
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{{cquote|<center>And it's so beautiful... it's so beautiful... it's so beautiful... but it's not real... it's not real.</center>|cite=Katzenjammer's ''Tea With Cinnamon''}}
{{cquote|<center>And I'm sick of all my judges, so scared of letting me shine. But I know that I can make it, as long as somebody takes me home.</center>|cite=The Killers' ''Sam's Town''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Will you still kiss my neck, my dear, my dear? Will you dance when I ask, my dear, my dear? Will you walk out ahead, my dear, my dear, my dear? Or will you stay in bed?</center>|cite=Katzenjammer's ''My Dear''}}
{{cquote|<center>You better run for the hills before they burn, listen to the sound of the world, don't watch it turn. I just want to show you what I know, and catch you when the current lets you go.</center>|cite=The Killers' ''This River is Wild''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Hey, Mr. Tambourine Man, play a song for me. I'm not sleepy, and there is no place I'm going to...</center>|cite=Bob Dylan's ''Mr. Tambourine Man''}}
{{cquote|<center>I just want to show you what I know, and catch you when the current lets you go.</center>|cite=The Killers' ''This River is Wild''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Please, Mister Postman, look and see. Is there a letter in your bag for me? You know it's been so long since I've heard from this boyfriend of mine...</center>|cite=The Marvelettes' ''Please Mister Postman''}}
{{cquote|<center>Or should I just get along with myself? I never did get along with everybody else, I've been trying hard to do what's right. But you know, I could stay here all night and watch the clouds fall from the sky...</center>|cite=The Killers' ''This River is Wild''}}
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{{cquote|<center>People all over the world, join hands. Start a love train, love train.</center>|cite=The O'Jays' ''Love Train''}}
{{cquote|<center>Coming out of my cage, and I've been doing just fine. Gotta gotta be down, because I want it all.</center>|cite=The Killers' ''Mr. Brightside''}}
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{{cquote|<center>A crow flew to me, kept its distance, such a proud creation. I saw its soul, envied its pride, but needed nothing it had...</center>|cite=Nightwish's ''The Crow, The Owl, and The Dove''}}
{{cquote|<center>Jealousy, turning saints into the sea, swimming through sick lullabies, choking on your alibis. But it's just the price I pay, destiny is calling me, open up my eager eyes, 'cause I'm Mr. Brightside.</center>|cite=The Killers' ''Mr. Brightside''}}
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{{cquote|<center>An owl came to me, old and wise, pierced right through my youth. I learned its ways, envied its sense, but needed nothing it had...</center>|cite=Nightwish's ''The Crow, The Owl, and The Dove''}}
{{cquote|<center>Well somebody told me, you had a boyfriend who looked like a girlfriend that I had in February of last year, it's not confidential, I've got potential.</center>|cite=The Killers' ''Somebody Told Me''}}
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{{cquote|<center>A dove came to me, had no fear, it rested on my arm. I touched its calm, envied its love, but needed nothing it had...</center>|cite=Nightwish's ''The Crow, The Owl, and The Dove''}}
{{cquote|<center>He doesn't look a thing like Jesus, but he talks like a gentleman, like you imagined when you were young.</center>|cite=The Killers' ''When You Were Young''}}
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{{cquote|<center>A swan of white, she came to me, the lake mirrored her sweet. I kissed her neck, adored her grace, but needed nothing she could give...</center>|cite=Nightwish's ''The Crow, The Owl, and The Dove''}}
{{cquote|<center>We're burning down the highway skyline on the back of a hurricane that started turning when you were young.</center>|cite=The Killers' ''When You Were Young''}}
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{{cquote|<center>There is no God! Our creed is but for ourselves!</center>|cite=Nightwish's ''The Kinslayer''}}
{{cquote|<center>And sometimes you close your eyes, and see the place where you used to live when you were young.</center>|cite=The Killers' ''When You Were Young''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Time to die, poor mates, you made me what I am!</center>|cite=Nightwish's ''The Kinslayer''}}
{{cquote|<center>Don't you want to come with me? Don't you want to feel my bones on your bones? It's only natural...</center>|cite=The Killers' ''Bones''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I wish for this night time to last for a life time. The darkness around me, shores of a solar sea. Oh, how I wish to go down with the sun. Sleeping, weeping, with you.</center>|cite=Nightwish's ''Sleeping Sun''}}
{{cquote|<center>And I'm on my knees, looking for the answer. Are we human, or are we dancer?</center>|cite=The Killers' ''Human''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Sleep with one eye open, gripping your pillow tight.</center>|cite=Metallica's ''Enter Sandman''}}
{{cquote|<center>I used to be love drunk, but now I'm hungover, I'll love you forever, forever is over. We used to kiss all night, now it's just a bar fight, so don't call me crying, say hello to goodbye!</center>|cite=Boys Like Girls' ''Love Drunk''}}
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{{cquote|<center>We feel the fire burning bright in the night, where the warrior lives, and the warrior dies! Wherever you go, we will be by your side, for the spirit of ninja will carry the night!</center>|cite=DragonForce's ''Strike of the Ninja''}}
{{cquote|<center>Would you give me one more minute? The story's far from finished, we could fill in all the pages... I'm feeling sick, girl, you're so contagious!</center>|cite=Boys Like Girls' ''Contagious''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I am a banana.</center>|cite=A Banana in Don Hertzfeldt's ''Rejected''}}
{{cquote|<center>Just wanna say I miss you, I caught it when I kissed you, and I've been through all the stages... I'm feeling sick, girl, you're so contagious!</center>|cite=Boys Like Girls' ''Contagious''}}
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{{cquote|<center>...Mm, okay. Nana gives up.</center>|cite=Nana in ''Nana's Everyday Life''}}
{{cquote|<center>I got your runaway smile in my piggybank, baby, gonna cash it right in for a new Mercedes. If I drive a hundred thousand miles, would you let me stay a while?</center>|cite=Boys Like Girls' ''Heels Over Head''}}
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{{cquote|<center>...Life isn't very fair, is it?</center>|cite=Nana in ''Nana's Everyday Life''}}
{{cquote|<center>You're a chance taker, heart breaker, got me wrapped around your finger!</center>|cite=Boys Like Girls' ''Heels Over Head''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Nana... did her best to the end... right...?</center>|cite=Nana in ''Nana's Everyday Life''}}
{{cquote|<center>And you still don't have the right look, and you still don't have the right friends! And you still listen to the same shit you did back then! High school never ends!</center>|cite=Bowling For Soup's ''High School Never Ends''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Tell me, Mr. Anderson... what good is a phone call if you're unable to speak?</center>|cite=Agent Smith in ''The Matrix''}}
{{cquote|<center>And I still don't have the right looks, and I still have the same three friends. And I'm pretty much the same as I was back then... High school never ends.</center>|cite=Bowling For Soup's ''High School Never Ends''}}
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{{cquote|<center>He say you under arrest, Mr. Deckard. He say you blade runner.</center>|cite=Sushi Master in ''Blade Runner''}}
{{cquote|<center>Burns are red, bruises blue, out with the old, cheated by the new...</center>|cite=Chumbawamba's ''Amnesia''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I just want to tell you both, good luck. We're all counting on you.</center>|cite=Rumack in ''Airplane!''}}
{{cquote|<center>Do you suffer from long-term memory loss? I don't remember...</center>|cite=Chumbawamba's ''Amnesia''}}
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{{cquote|<center>In '87, Huey released this, ''Fore!'', their most accomplished album. I think their undisputed masterpiece is ''Hip to be Square'', a song so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the lyrics. But they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of conformity, and the importance of trends, it's also a personal statement about the band itself!<br><br>''Hey Paul!''</center>|cite=Patrick Bateman in ''American Psycho''}}
{{cquote|<center>Big city, it's a wishing well. Big city, it's a living hell.</center>|cite=Operation Ivy's ''Big City''}}
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{{cquote|<center>'''TRY GETTING A RESERVATION AT DORSIA NOW, YOU FUCKING STUPID BASTARD!! YOU... FUCKING... BASTAAAAAAAAAAAARD!!'''</center>|cite=Patrick Bateman in ''American Psycho''}}
{{cquote|<center>All I know is that I don't know. All I know is that I don't know nothing.</center>|cite=Operation Ivy's ''Knowledge''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Well, for one thing, I think he was probably a closet homosexual who did a lot of cocaine. That whole Yale thing.</center>|cite=Patrick Bateman in ''American Psycho''}}
{{cquote|<center>I've retraced my steps a thousand times! Seems I've spent hours asking all my friends about her! Been six months, but I'll never be the same! Nobody remembers her name...!</center>|cite=Operation Ivy's ''Bombshell''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Hello!</center>|cite=Ashens}}
{{cquote|<center>How am I supposed to feel about the things I've done? I don't know if I should stay or turn around and run...</center>|cite=Yellowcard's ''Breathing''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Overall, I give it 73%. Because I'm a fucking idiot.</center>|cite=Ashens}}
{{cquote|<center>Yeah, your sister thinks that I'm a freak! She's ignoring my calls, we haven't spoken in a week!</center>|cite=PUP's ''DVP''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Hello, good evening, and potato to another Terrible Old Games You've Probably Never Heard Of.</center>|cite=Ashens}}
{{cquote|<center>Three beers and I'm so messed up! Get drunk, and I can't shut up! She says that I drink too much, I fucked up and she hates my guts!</center>|cite=PUP's ''DVP''}}
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{{cquote|<center>By the power of Poundland! I can't hold my accessories!</center>|cite=Ashens}}
{{cquote|<center>I'm driving fast to get away! Doing 180 on the '''DON VALLEY PARKWAY!!''' Yeah I'd be better off dead! I don't give a shit, I just don't wanna die and I don't wanna live, I said!</center>|cite=PUP's ''DVP''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Obviously, this hotel is a notorious black spot for kettle fuckers.</center>|cite=Ashens}}
{{cquote|<center>She says that I drink too much '''''HAWAIIAN RED FRUIT PUNCH!!'''''</center>|cite=PUP's ''DVP''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I fear no man now that I have this impervious ladder of steel, this... ''this god of blades, this '''MOTHERFUCKING EXCALIBUR!''' Come on, my beauty, let us demonstrate your omnipotent power and '''CLEAVE THIS HIDEOUS EARTH IN TWAIN!!'''''</center>|cite=Ashens}}
{{cquote|<center>This isn't a game, I'm not feeling well. My face is aflame, it was starting to swell, it was starting to bloat, and I started freaking out, like I was way too stoned.</center>|cite=PUP's ''Anaphylaxis''}}
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{{cquote|<center>She stole something unforgivable from you!<br><br>...It was your heart!</center>|cite=Reimu Hakurei in ''Marisa Stole the Precious Thing''}}
{{cquote|<center>I gotta confess, it was you all along, trying my best to keep my head on. But my heart rate is flying, I think I'm dying, I'm hoping it's all in my head!</center>|cite=PUP's ''Anaphylaxis''}}
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{{cquote|<center>'''WHAT STORE ARE YOU IN?!'''</center>|cite=Lelouch in Code MENT}}
{{cquote|<center>So am I still waiting for this world to stop hating? Can't find a good reason, can't find hope to believe in...</center>|cite=Sum 41's ''Still Waiting''}}
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{{cquote|<center>'''WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE?!'''</center>|cite=Lelouch in Code MENT}}
{{cquote|<center>And still, I feel like a prisoner, trapped inside this broken world, while I'm playing the victim again running in circles. To me, it's all the same, and though nothing's gonna change, I hope someday you have it all.</center>|cite=Sum 41's ''88''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Game over, man, the end.</center>|cite=Sketch Turner in ''Comix Zone''}}
{{cquote|<center>No apologies, I never thought you'd be so easily deceived. Now I'll just hang my head, along with the dead.</center>|cite=Sum 41's ''Noots''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Is this the end of the story?</center>|cite=Sketch Turner in ''Comix Zone''}}
{{cquote|<center>This future's not so bright, some can't make the sacrifice. It's much more than just black and white, and I won't follow.</center>|cite=Sum 41's ''No Reason''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Okay, then! Have a nice wheeee!</center>|cite=Tico in ''Shin Megami Tensei - Devil Survivor 2''}}
{{cquote|<center>Tell me, why can't you see it's not the way? When we all fall down, it will be too late. Why is there no reason we can't change? When we all fall down, who will take the blame?</center>|cite=Sum 41's ''No Reason''}}
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{{cquote|<center>On this website, the friends you're tied to by fate... like, not just random schmoes you met, but people you get to know rilly rilly well... We'll, like, show you ahead of time when they'll end up dead and stuff! Oh, and you'll get to see how they croak from the movie clips we upload to the site.</center>|cite=Tico in ''Shin Megami Tensei - Devil Survivor 2''}}
{{cquote|<center>Times like these I've come to see how everything but time is running out...</center>|cite=Sum 41's ''No Reason''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Al rii--, wait, rilly!? Did you just say you wanted to die!? Oh! Uh... Hmm. So, you rilly want to die? That's it? No regrets? ...Rilly-rilly? Well, goodbye, then!</center>|cite=Tico in ''Shin Megami Tensei - Devil Survivor 2''}}
{{cquote|<center>Think before you make up your mind, you don't seem to realise, I can do this on my own. And if I fall, I'll take it all, it's so easy after all...</center>|cite=Sum 41's ''Some Say''}}
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{{cquote|<center>But I gotcha back when it comes ta weapons and armor! I gotta lady boner harder dan steel for dat stuff!</center>|cite=Wynne in ''Etrian Odyssey IV - Legends of the Titan''}}
{{cquote|<center>I tried to be perfect, it just wasn't worth it, nothing could ever be so wrong. It's hard to believe me, it never gets easy, I guess I knew that all along...</center>|cite=Sum 41's ''Pieces''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I'll get to this woman's bottom! Wait... I mean... you know what I mean. </center>|cite=Phoenix Wright in ''Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney''}}
{{cquote|<center>If you believe it's in my soul, I'd say all the words that I know, just to see if it would show that I'm trying to let you know that I'm better off on my own...</center>|cite=Sum 41's ''Pieces''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I am always abso-posi-lutely perfect!</center>|cite=Redd White in ''Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney''}}
{{cquote|<center>It's not meant to hurt you, but let me assure you, it's not what I said but intentions you've read!</center>|cite=Sum 41's ''Makes No Difference''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I like a man with a big...vocabulary.</center>|cite=April May in ''Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney''}}
{{cquote|<center>What do I have to do to get inside of you, inside of you, inside of you? 'Cause I love the way you move when I'm inside of you, when I'm inside of you.</center>|cite=Hoobastank's ''Inside of You''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Mr. Wellington '''loves large bananas!'''</center>|cite=Phoenix Wright in ''Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney: Justice for All''}}
{{cquote|<center>I wish that we would go back to what we were before. But I don't think that I love you anymore.</center>|cite=Hoobastank's ''I Don't Think I Love You''}}
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{{cquote|<center>What the hell was that wriggling piece of plywood?!</center>|cite=Miles Edgeworth in ''Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney''}}
{{cquote|<center>Don't you make a move tonight, you can only stagger. Once she's got you in her sights, you're the one she's after.</center>|cite=Sugarcult's ''She's The Blade''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I object! That was...objectionable!</center>|cite=Miles Edgeworth in ''Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney''}}
{{cquote|<center>He's fat and he don't run too fast, but he's faster than me. Last night at the show we saw him going out of his tree!</center>|cite=Steriogram's ''Walkie-Talkie Man''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I agree! Verily, I say! ...Ergo!</center>|cite=Miles Edgeworth in ''Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney''}}
{{cquote|<center>I don't get you, I can't forget what you've forgotten all along. I've never been so alone...</center>|cite=Shiny Toy Guns's ''Don't Cry Out''}}
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{{cquote|<center>You huffy, puffy, loosey-goosey excuse for a whimpering, whining, wuss of a witness!</center>|cite=Fransizka von Karma in ''Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney: Trials and Tribulations''}}
{{cquote|<center>I was pretending your secret kiss of confidence was my escape, the perfect game to play...</center>|cite=Shiny Toy Guns's ''Don't Cry Out''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Well, we know whose milkshake brings all the boys to the yard...</center>|cite=Mia Fey in ''Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney: Trials and Tribulations''}}
{{cquote|<center>If you're blue and you don't know where to go, why don't you go where fashion sits? Puttin' on the Ritz.</center>|cite=Shiny Toy Guns's ''Ritz''}}
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{{cquote|<center>This is my top secret list of groceries to buyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!</center>|cite=Wendy Oldbag in ''Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney: Justice for All''}}
{{cquote|<center>Let's go for a ride. It's you and me tonight.</center>|cite=Shiny Toy Guns's ''Rocketship''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I heard you can fix something like this with a really strong shock to your system! Come on, lower your head a little! A Maggey Kick should be all you need! </center>|cite=Maggey Byrde in ''Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney: Justice for All''}}
{{cquote|<center>Ten thousand miles apart, a frozen ocean joins our hearts. I can't wait to meet you when the frozen waves meet ocean floors...</center>|cite=Shiny Toy Guns's ''Frozen Oceans''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Let's go let her whip us, Mr. Nick!</center>|cite=Pearl Fey in ''Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney: Justice for All''}}
{{cquote|<center>I hit the floor when the thoughts are too much pain, and you said, "I'll save your broken heart."</center>|cite=Shiny Toy Guns's ''The Sun''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Note to self: Mr. Edgeworth's sighs smell like citrus fruit.</center>|cite=Ema Skye in ''Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney''}}
{{cquote|<center>You hit the floor when the thoughts are too much pain, and I swear, I'll save your broken heart.</center>|cite=Shiny Toy Guns's ''The Sun''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I set my ATM card's number to 0001 because I am number one! </center>|cite=Manfred von Karma in ''Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney''}}
{{cquote|<center>Hey, down there, don't worry for me... 'Cause I'm okay, you cared...</center>|cite=Shiny Toy Guns's ''Sky Fell Over Me''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Blacker than a moonless night, hotter and more bitter than hell itself... That is coffee. </center>|cite=Godot in ''Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney: Trials and Tribulations''}}
{{cquote|<center>No more tears, 'cause I'm far from lonely... I'm far away... you cared...</center>|cite=Shiny Toy Guns's ''Sky Fell Over Me''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Did you forget already? In my world, the color red doesn't exist. These must be... my tears. </center>|cite=Godot in ''Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney: Trials and Tribulations''}}
{{cquote|<center>Leave me here, now I'm with the angels. And don't you say, "It's not fair..."</center>|cite=Shiny Toy Guns's ''Sky Fell Over Me''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Zvarri! The truth has once again been elegantly revealed to me! </center>|cite=Luke Atmey in ''Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney: Trials and Tribulations''}}
{{cquote|<center>Please don't think that the world has taken the best of you or me... I know the love that's in your eyes was there when the sky fell over me.</center>|cite=Shiny Toy Guns's ''Sky Fell Over Me''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Take a good look, everyone! Unable to find a rival worthy of my genius, I was forced to create one by myself! Here I am! The tragic clown... </center>|cite=Luke Atmey in ''Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney: Trials and Tribulations''}}
{{cquote|<center>Hello father, some news for you, I'm really not that crazy. Hello mother, I'm curious, why you think there's something wrong with me.</center>|cite=Shiny Toy Guns's ''We Are Pilots''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Mia... Don't you get it? You can't cry yet. The only time a lawyer can cry is when it's all over.</center>|cite=Diego Armando in ''Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney: Trials and Tribulations''}}
{{cquote|<center>And I don't know what I'd do if I lost you. And what in the world would I do without you?</center>|cite=Shiny Toy Guns's ''If I Lost You''}}
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{{cquote|<center>My name is Hank, and I sell propane and propane accessories.</center>|cite=Hank Hill in ''King of the Hill''}}
{{cquote|<center>Mercy sent a miracle, the nights will take us home. Mercy sent a miracle, the nights, the nights...!</center>|cite=Shiny Toy Guns's ''Mercy''}}
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{{cquote|<center>'''Namjon yeobi'''.<br><br>''Men are  honoured, women are abased''</center>|cite="A Cliché to Remember" in ''Analogue - A Hate Story''}}
{{cquote|<center>Just take away the words I say, 'cause I know you don't feel the same. Just go and say what's in your head, I won't try to stop you.</center>|cite=Shiny Toy Guns's ''Chemistry of a Car Crash''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Ah, I knew the dame was trouble the moment they connected to my ship. Couldn't say a word, left all the questions to me...</center>|cite=*Hyun-ae in ''Analogue - A Hate Story''}}
{{cquote|<center>She's ricochets, and you don't notice. She's in your head, and you just don't notice.</center>|cite=Shiny Toy Guns's ''Ricochet!''}}
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{{cquote|<center>If everyone got punched in the face for doing something stupid, I think all of us would have black eyes.</center>|cite=Sian Goodin in ''Backstage Pass''}}
{{cquote|<center>We're dead in this ghost town! You better let go, so let go, let go of me!</center>|cite=Shiny Toy Guns's ''Ghost Town''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Okosan will not allow pudding or himself to be ridiculed! You will apologize!</center>|cite=Okosan in ''Hatoful Boyfriend''}}
{{cquote|<center>It's nearly over, the last train is here, and it's leaving behind those years. These are the bad lands, the worst taste in fear, making graves for the ones we left here.</center>|cite=Shiny Toy Guns's ''Ghost Town''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Okosan is always having fun!</center>|cite=Okosan in ''Hatoful Boyfriend''}}
{{cquote|<center>One more time, we're gonna celebrate! Oh yeah, all right, don't stop the dancing!</center>|cite=Daft Punk's ''One More Time''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Okosan refuses these constricting garments! REAL MEN FIGHT IN THE NUDE!</center>|cite=Okosan in ''Hatoful Boyfriend''}}
{{cquote|<center>Music's got me feeling so free, we're gonna celebrate! Celebrate and dance so free, one more time!</center>|cite=Daft Punk's ''One More Time''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Carve it into your soul, kid!</center>|cite=Azami in ''Hatoful Boyfriend''}}
{{cquote|<center>Last night, I had a dream about you. In this dream, I'm dancing right beside you, and it looked like everyone was having fun. That kind of feeling, I've waited so long...</center>|cite=Daft Punk's ''Digital Love''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I like the cut of your jibe!</center>|cite=Azami in ''Hatoful Boyfriend''}}
{{cquote|<center>Don't stop, come a little closer. As we jam, the rhythm gets stronger. There's nothing wrong with just a little, little fun. We were dancing all night long...</center>|cite=Daft Punk's ''Digital Love''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I must return to my people with the spoils of war, lay my bloodied sword at the feet of my great king, and celebrate my conquest of all the lands from here to distant Macedonia. </center>|cite=Hiyoko in ''Hatoful Boyfriend''}}
{{cquote|<center>The time is right to put my arms around you. You're feeling right, you wrap your arms around, too. But suddenly, I feel the shining sun, before I knew it, this dream was gone...</center>|cite=Daft Punk's ''Digital Love''}}
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{{cquote|<center>That's terrible! I mean, Okosan is a nutcase and I don't know what he's saying half the time, but he really does like pudding!</center>|cite=Hiyoko Tosaka in ''Hatoful Boyfriend''}}
{{cquote|<center>Why don't you play the game?<br><br>''Why don't you play the game?''</center>|cite=Daft Punk's ''Digital Love''}}
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{{cquote|<center>...I've always thought they were lighthouses. Billions of lighthouses, stuck at the far end of the sky.</center>|cite=River in ''To the Moon''}}
{{cquote|<center>Work it harder, make it better. Do it faster, makes us stronger. More than ever, hour after hour. Work is never over.</center>|cite=Daft Punk's ''Harder Better Faster Stronger''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Good evening! Tonight, Princess Yukiko has a big surprise! I'm going to score myself a hot stud! Welcome to "Not a Dream, Not a Hoax: Princess Yukiko's Hunt for Prince Charming"! And I came prepared! I got my lacy unmentionables on stacked from top to bottom. I'm out to catch a whole harem and the best of the lot is all mine! Well, here I go!</center>|cite=Yukiko Amagi in ''Persona 4''}}
{{cquote|<center>Hope is for the hopeful, it's a dream that never dies. Faith is for the faithful, I see it in your eyes.</center>|cite=Rick Astley's ''Angels on My Side''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Hee ho.</center>|cite=Jack Frost}}
{{cquote|<center>And I got angels on my side. I got angels flying high. And everything's going to be alright, 'cause I got angels on my side.</center>|cite=Rick Astley's ''Angels on My Side''}}
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{{cquote|<center>That's right, it's me, Risette! And this time, I'm about to take on the most extreme challenge! <br><br>I'm going to ''strip'' for you!</center>|cite= Rise Kujikawa in ''Persona 4 - The Animation''}}
{{cquote|<center>And it seems so simple when it rains. Yeah, it seems so easy to explain. And after all that I've done wrong, you still carry on. It seems so simple when it rains.</center>|cite=Rick Astley's ''Let It Rain''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Da-dana-na! I'm da man!</center>|cite=Junpei Iori in ''Persona 3''}}
{{cquote|<center>Keep singing, whoa, I keep singing, praising to the heavens with my voice ringing. Keep singing, whoa, I keep singing, clap to the beat 'till my hands are stinging.</center>|cite=Rick Astley's ''Keep Singing''}}
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{{cquote|<center>More like Stupei Iori, Ace Defective.</center>|cite=Yukari Takeba in ''Persona 3''}}
{{cquote|<center>Together forever, and never to part. Together forever, we two. And don't you know, I would move Heaven and Earth to be together forever with you?</center>|cite=Rick Astley's ''Together Forever''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I am thou... thou art I... From the sea of thy soul, I come... </center>|cite=Personas in ''Persona''}}
{{cquote|<center>I've been sitting here on my own, haven't seen you in a long, long time. This waiting's getting old, as I sit here, I sing to myself...</center>|cite=GoldFish's ''This Is How It Goes''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I have a message for you from Arikado.</center>|cite= Mina Hakuba in ''Aria of Sorrow''}}
{{cquote|<center>Don't you want to live like you've already lived? Don't you want to use what you've been given? I don't want to live like I've already lived, but I do want to get busy living.</center>|cite=GoldFish's ''Get Busy Living''}}
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{{cquote|<center>''This is Onishima requesting aerial cover! Send in the choppers, and when you find those kids, don't waste any time! '''Just nab 'em!!'''''</center>|cite=Captain Onishima in ''Jet Set Radio''}}
{{cquote|<center>Slow down, slow down, sweet talkin' woman. You got me running, you got me searching. Hold on, hold on, sweet talkin' lover. It's so sad if that's the way it's over.</center>|cite=Electric Light Orchestra's ''Sweet Talkin' Woman''}}
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{{cquote|<center>''This is Onishima! I'm sendin' in the parachute squad! Once they land, '''fill that hell on wheels with lead!!'''''</center>|cite=Captain Onishima in ''Jet Set Radio''}}
{{cquote|<center>I don't believe that anybody feels the way I do about you now.</center>|cite=Oasis' ''Wonderwall''}}
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{{cquote|<center>''This is Onishima! I'm sendin' in the tanks! I don't care what happens, just '''get those punks!!'''''</center>|cite=Captain Onishima in ''Jet Set Radio''}}
{{cquote|<center>Here comes the ice cream man, parked at the end of the road. With a swish of his magic whip, all the people in the party froze.</center>|cite=Blur's ''Ice Cream Man''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Do you like hurting other people?</center>|cite=Richard in ''Hotline Miami''}}
{{cquote|<center>Girls who are boys, who like boys to be girls, who do boys like they're girls, who do girls like they're boys. Always should be someone you really love...</center>|cite=Blur's ''Girls & Boys''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Before you go, here's four questions to ponder: <br><br>Question number one: Do you like hurting other people?<br><br>Question number two: Who is leaving messages on your answering machine?<br><br>Question number three: Where are you right now?<br><br>And the final question: Why are we having this conversation?</center>|cite=Richard in ''Hotline Miami''}}
{{cquote|<center>City dweller, successful fella, thought to himself, "Oops, I've got a lot of money."</center>|cite=Blur's ''Country House''}}
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{{cquote|<center>You're not a nice person, are you?</center>|cite=Rasmus in ''Hotline Miami''}}
{{cquote|<center>I'm a professional cynic, but my heart's not in it, I'm payin' the price of livin' life at the limit.</center>|cite=Blur's ''Country House''}}
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{{cquote|<center>This movie doesn't scrape the bottom of the barrel. This movie isn't the bottom of the barrel. This movie isn't below the bottom of the barrel. This movie doesn't deserve to be mentioned in the same sentence with barrels.</center>|cite=Roger Ebert on ''Freddy Got Fingered''}}
{{cquote|<center>It's automatic. I need to unload. Under the pressure. Gone middle of the road.</center>|cite=Blur's ''M.O.R.''}}
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{{cquote|<center>The day may come when "Freddy Got Fingered" is seen as a milestone of neo-surrealism. The day may never come when it is seen as funny.</center>|cite=Roger Ebert on ''Freddy Got Fingered''}}
{{cquote|<center>Good morning, lethargy. Drink Pepsi, it's good for energy.</center>|cite=Blur's ''Look Inside America''}}
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{{cquote|<center>It is true that I am fat, but one day, I will be thin, and Vincent Gallo will still be the director of ''The Brown Bunny''.</center>|cite=Roger Ebert on ''The Brown Bunny''}}
{{cquote|<center>Looking for America, with its kooky nights and suicide, where the TV says it's alright, 'cause everybody's hung up on something or other...</center>|cite=Blur's ''Look Inside America''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I had a colonoscopy once, and they let me watch it on TV. It was more entertaining than ''The Brown Bunny''.</center>|cite=Roger Ebert on ''The Brown Bunny''}}
{{cquote|<center>When we woke up that morning, we had no way of knowing that in a matter of hours, we'd change the way we were going... Where would I be now, where would I be now if we'd never met? Would I be singing this song to someone else instead? I don't know, but like you just said... Something changed.</center>|cite=Pulp's ''Something Changed''}}
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{{cquote|<center>''Battlefield Earth'' is like taking a bus trip with someone who has needed a bath for a long time. It's not merely bad; it's unpleasant in a hostile way.</center>|cite=Roger Ebert on ''Battlefield Earth''}}
{{cquote|<center>Life could have been very different... but then, something changed...</center>|cite=Pulp's ''Something Changed''}}
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{{cquote|<center>This movie is an assault on the eyes, the ears, the brain, common sense, and the human desire to be entertained. No matter what they're charging to get in, it's worth more to get out. </center>|cite=Roger Ebert on ''Armageddon''}}
{{cquote|<center>Glam jam, do it, start it! Glam jam, now you got it! Scatman, really on it! Movin' it to the glam jam!</center>|cite=Scatman John's ''Su Su Su Super Kirei''}}
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{{cquote|<center>As chance would have it, I ''have'' won the Pulitzer Prize, and so I am qualified. Speaking in my official capacity as a Pulitzer Prize winner, Mr. Schneider, your movie sucks.</center>|cite=Roger Ebert on ''Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo''}}
{{cquote|<center>Baby, I'm not here to sell you, but you need someone to tell you like it is. I don't wanna be a preacher, but you really need a teacher, here it is.</center>|cite=Scatman John's ''U-Turn''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I hated this movie. Hated, hated, hated, hated, hated this movie. Hated it. Hated every simpering stupid vacant audience-insulting moment of it. Hated the sensibility that thought anyone would like it. Hated the implied insult to the audience by its belief that anyone would be entertained by it.</center>|cite=Roger Ebert on ''North''}}
{{cquote|<center>Somebody, stop the rain, stop the rain, stop the rain, I'm drippin' and I'm soakin' wet...</center>|cite=Scatman John's ''Stop the Rain''}}
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{{cquote|<center>You have to absorb such a film, not consider it. But my brain rebelled, and insisted on applying logic where it was not welcome.</center>|cite=Roger Ebert on ''Godzilla (1998)''}}
{{cquote|<center>Scatman, fat man, black and white and brown man, tell me about the colour of your soul.</center>|cite=Scatman John's ''Scatman's World''}}
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{{cquote|<center>No.</center>|cite=Leonard Martin on ''Isn't It Romantic?''}}
{{cquote|<center>I wanna be a human being, not a human doing. I couldn't keep that pace up if I tried...</center>|cite=Scatman John's ''Scatman's World''}}
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{{cquote|<center>This movie sucks more.</center>|cite=Peter Travers on ''Vampires Suck''}}
{{cquote|<center>Because all I have left is the voice of the wind... blowing through the doors of our house!</center>|cite=Katzenjammer's ''To The Sea''}}
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{{cquote|<center>This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force.</center>|cite=Dorothy Parker on ''Atlas Shrugged''}}
{{cquote|<center>Wake again to tea with cinnamon, some honey on a spoon, it is almost noon. Walking down the stairs to shed my morning tears, just can't be satisfied, Lord knows I've tried...</center>|cite=Katzenjammer's ''Tea With Cinnamon''}}
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{{cquote|<center>This game is a complete mess, and that's the only thing complete about it.</center>|cite=Mark MacDonald on ''Enter the Matrix''}}
{{cquote|<center>And it's so beautiful... it's so beautiful... it's so beautiful... but it's not real... it's not real.</center>|cite=Katzenjammer's ''Tea With Cinnamon''}}
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{{cquote|<center>That's ''Mister'' Kaneda to you, punk!</center>|cite= Kaneda in ''AKIRA''}}
{{cquote|<center>Will you still kiss my neck, my dear, my dear? Will you dance when I ask, my dear, my dear? Will you walk out ahead, my dear, my dear, my dear? Or will you stay in bed?</center>|cite=Katzenjammer's ''My Dear''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Mein Führer! I can walk!</center>|cite=Dr. Strangelove in ''Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb''}}
{{cquote|<center>Come sing along on my song! Come sing along, this can't go wrong!</center>|cite=Katzenjammer's ''My Own Tune''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room.</center>|cite=President Merkin Muffley in ''Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb''}}
{{cquote|<center>What kind of fuckery is this?!</center>|cite=Amy Winehouse's ''Me & Mr Jones''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Sir, you can't let him in here. He'll see everything. He'll see the big board!</center>|cite=General Buck Turgidson in ''Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb''}}
{{cquote|<center>Hey, Mr. Tambourine Man, play a song for me. I'm not sleepy, and there is no place I'm going to...</center>|cite=Bob Dylan's ''Mr. Tambourine Man''}}
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{{cquote|<center>That's it, man! Game over, man, game over! What the fuck are we gonna do now?! What are we gonna do?!</center>|cite=Hudson in ''Aliens''}}
{{cquote|<center>Please, Mister Postman, look and see. Is there a letter in your bag for me? You know it's been so long since I've heard from this boyfriend of mine...</center>|cite=The Marvelettes' ''Please Mister Postman''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Ah, ah, ah! You didn't say the magic word!</center>|cite=Dennis Nedry's program in ''Jurassic Park''}}
{{cquote|<center>People all over the world, join hands. Start a love train, love train.</center>|cite=The O'Jays' ''Love Train''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Never rub another man's rhubarb.</center>|cite=The Joker in ''Batman''}}
{{cquote|<center>A crow flew to me, kept its distance, such a proud creation. I saw its soul, envied its pride, but needed nothing it had...</center>|cite=Nightwish's ''The Crow, The Owl, and The Dove''}}
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{{cquote|<center>You ever dance with the Devil in the pale moonlight?</center>|cite=The Joker in ''Batman''}}
{{cquote|<center>An owl came to me, old and wise, pierced right through my youth. I learned its ways, envied its sense, but needed nothing it had...</center>|cite=Nightwish's ''The Crow, The Owl, and The Dove''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Where does he get those wonderful toys?</center>|cite=The Joker in ''Batman''}}
{{cquote|<center>A dove came to me, had no fear, it rested on my arm. I touched its calm, envied its love, but needed nothing it had...</center>|cite=Nightwish's ''The Crow, The Owl, and The Dove''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Batman... Batman... Can somebody tell me what kind of a world we live in, where a man dressed up as a bat gets all of my press?! This town needs an enema! </center>|cite=The Joker in ''Batman''}}
{{cquote|<center>A swan of white, she came to me, the lake mirrored her sweet. I kissed her neck, adored her grace, but needed nothing she could give...</center>|cite=Nightwish's ''The Crow, The Owl, and The Dove''}}
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{{cquote|<center>You dropped me into that vat of chemicals! That wasn't easy to get over, and don't think that I didn't try! </center>|cite=The Joker in ''Batman''}}
{{cquote|<center>There is no God! Our creed is but for ourselves!</center>|cite=Nightwish's ''The Kinslayer''}}
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{{cquote|<center>'''HE STOLE MY BALLOONS!''' </center>|cite=The Joker in ''Batman''}}
{{cquote|<center>Time to die, poor mates, you made me what I am!</center>|cite=Nightwish's ''The Kinslayer''}}
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{{cquote|<center>'''HE STOLE MY BALLOONS!''' Why didn't anyone tell me he had one of those... things?!</center>|cite=The Joker in ''Batman''}}
{{cquote|<center>I wish for this night time to last for a life time. The darkness around me, shores of a solar sea. Oh, how I wish to go down with the sun. Sleeping, weeping, with you.</center>|cite=Nightwish's ''Sleeping Sun''}}
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{{cquote|<center>You wouldn't hit a guy with glasses on, would you? Huh?</center>|cite=The Joker in ''Batman''}}
{{cquote|<center>Sleep with one eye open, gripping your pillow tight.</center>|cite=Metallica's ''Enter Sandman''}}
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{{cquote|<center>'''What are you laughing at?!'''</center>|cite=The Joker in ''Batman''}}
{{cquote|<center>Come crawling faster! Obey your master! Your life burns faster! Obey your master!</center>|cite=Metallica's ''Master of Puppets''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Sometimes, I just '''kill''' myself!</center>|cite=The Joker in ''Batman''}}
{{cquote|<center>Someone help me, oh please, God help me! They are trying to take it all away...! I don't want to die...!</center>|cite=Metallica's ''Ride The Lightning''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I'm not going to kill you. I want you to do me a favour. I want you to tell all your friends about me.</center>|cite=Batman in ''Batman''}}
{{cquote|<center>An unforeseen future nestled somewhere in time. Unsuspecting victims, no warnings, no signs. Judgement day, the second coming arrives. Before you see the light, '''''you must die!'''''</center>|cite=Slayer's ''South of Heaven''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I believe whatever doesn't kill you simply makes you stranger.</center>|cite=The Joker in ''The Dark Knight''}}
{{cquote|<center>Raining blood, from a lacerated sky! Bleeding its horror, creating my structure! Now I shall ''reign in blood!''</center>|cite=Slayer's ''Raining Blood''}}
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{{cquote|<center>It's simple. We, uh, kill the Batman.</center>|cite=The Joker in ''The Dark Knight''}}
{{cquote|<center>Cry for the Indians! Die for the Indians! Cry for the Indians! Cry, cry, cry for the Indians!</center>|cite=Anthrax's ''Indians''}}
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{{cquote|<center>It's a funny world we live in. Speaking of which, do you know how I got these scars?</center>|cite=The Joker in ''The Dark Knight''}}
{{cquote|<center>''I am the law!'' And you won't fuck around no more! ''I am the law!'' I judge the rich, I judge the poor!</center>|cite=Anthrax's ''I Am The Law''}}
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{{cquote|<center>If you're good at something, never do it for free.</center>|cite=The Joker in ''The Dark Knight''}}
{{cquote|<center>''Life?! Whaddaya mean life?! '''I ain't got a life!'''''</center>|cite=Megadeth's ''Captive Honour''}}
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{{cquote|<center>You know, you remind me of my father. '''I hated my father!'''</center>|cite=The Joker in ''The Dark Knight''}}
{{cquote|<center>What do you mean, I don't believe in God? I talk to him everyday! What do you mean, I don't support the system? I go to court when I have to!</center>|cite=Megadeth's ''Peace Sells''}}
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{{cquote|<center>You see, I'm a guy of simple taste. I enjoy dynamite, and gunpowder, and gasoline. And you know the thing they have in common? ...They're cheap!</center>|cite=The Joker in ''The Dark Knight''}}
{{cquote|<center>What do you mean, I can't get to work on time? Got nothing better to do?! What do you mean, I don't pay my bills? Why do you think I'm broke, huh?!</center>|cite=Megadeth's ''Peace Sells''}}
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{{cquote|<center>So, you think the Batman's made Gotham a better place? Hm? Look at me. '''LOOK AT ME.'''</center>|cite=The Joker in ''The Dark Knight''}}
{{cquote|<center>What do you mean, I hurt your feelings? I didn't know you had any feelings! What do you mean, I ain't kind? I'm just not your kind!</center>|cite=Megadeth's ''Peace Sells''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Do I really look like a guy with a plan? You know what I am? I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it! You know, I just... do things. </center>|cite=The Joker in ''The Dark Knight''}}
{{cquote|<center>Respect! Walk! Are you talkin' to me? ''Are you talkin' to me?!''</center>|cite=Pantera's ''Walk''}}
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{{cquote|<center>You thought we could be decent men in an indecent time. But you were wrong. The world is cruel, and the only morality in a cruel world is chance. Unbiased. Unprejudiced. Fair. </center>|cite=Harvey Dent in ''The Dark Knight''}}
{{cquote|<center>To see, to bleed cannot be taught! In turn, you're making us '''''FUCKING HOSTILE!!'''''</center>|cite=Pantera's ''Fucking Hostile''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Like I said, I'm good with calculation.</center>|cite=Lau in ''The Dark Knight''}}
{{cquote|<center>Then when confronted, we ask them the question: ''What's wrong with your mind?!''<br><br>'''''What's wrong with your mind?!'''''</center>|cite=Pantera's ''Rise''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I told you, I was immortal. </center>|cite=Ra's Al-Ghul in ''The Dark Knight Rises''}}
{{cquote|<center>You see us comin', and you all together run for cover!<br><br>'''We're taking over this town!'''</center>|cite=Pantera's ''Cowboys From Hell''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Crashing this plane... with no survivors!</center>|cite=Bane in ''The Dark Knight Rises''}}
{{cquote|<center>Here we come, reach for your gun, and you better listen well, my friend! You see, it's been slow down below! Aimed at you, we're the cowboys from Hell! Deed is done again, we've won, ain't talking no tall tales, friend! 'Cause high noon, your doom's comin' for you, we're the cowboys from Hell!</center>|cite=Pantera's ''Cowboys From Hell''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Because some men aren't looking for anything logical, like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned, or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn. </center>|cite=Alfred Pennyworth in ''The Dark Knight''}}
{{cquote|<center>You know I'm born to lose, and gambling's for fools. But that's the way I like it, baby, I don't wanna live forever!<br><br>''And don't forget the Joker!''</center>|cite=Motörhead's ''Ace of Spades''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Let me get this straight. You think that your client, one of the wealthiest, most powerful men in the world, is secretly a vigilante who spends his nights beating criminals to a pulp with his bare hands... and your plan is to blackmail this person?</center>|cite=Lucius Fox in ''The Dark Knight''}}
{{cquote|<center>Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me!<br><br>''Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me!''<br><br>'''''Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me!'''''<br><br>'''''FUCK YOU, I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME!'''''<br><br><br><br>'''''...MOTHERFUCKER!!'''''</center>|cite=Rage Against the Machine's ''Killing In The Name''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I won't kill you. But I don't have to save you.</center>|cite=Batman in ''Batman Begins''}}
{{cquote|<center>So rally 'round the family, with a pocket full of shells! They rally 'round the family, with a pocket full of shells...</center>|cite=Rage Against the Machine's ''Bulls on Parade''}}
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{{cquote|<center>And Bruce Wayne... why are you dressed as Batman?</center>|cite=Max Shreck in ''Batman Returns''}}
{{cquote|<center>Burn, burn, yes, you're gonna burn! Burn, burn, yes, you're gonna burn! Burn, burn, yes, you're gonna burn! Burn, burn, yes, you're gonna burn!</center>|cite=Rage Against the Machine's ''Bombtrack''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Allow me to break the ice.</center>|cite=Mr. Freeze in ''Batman and Robin''}}
{{cquote|<center>If we don't take action now, we settle for nothing later! Settle for nothing now, and we'll settle for nothing later!</center>|cite=Rage Against the Machine's ''Settle For Nothing''}}
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{{cquote|<center>What killed the dinosaurs?! <br><br>The Ice Age!</center>|cite=Mr. Freeze in ''Batman and Robin''}}
{{cquote|<center>Who controls the past now controls the future. Who controls the present now controls the past. Who controls the past now controls the future. Who controls the present now?</center>|cite=Rage Against the Machine's ''Testify''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Let's... kick some ice!</center>|cite=Mr. Freeze in ''Batman and Robin''}}
{{cquote|<center>Lights out, guerilla radio!<br><br>''Turn that shit up!''<br><br>'''''Lights out, guerilla radio!'''''<br><br>'''''TURN THAT SHIT UP!'''''</center>|cite=Rage Against the Machine's ''Guerilla Radio''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Some days, you just can't get rid of a bomb!</center>|cite=Batman in ''Batman: The Movie''}}
{{cquote|<center>Ladies and gentlemen, boys and ghouls! Step right up, behind this curtain lies a ghastly concoction of delight, horror, fantasy, and terror! Your every wish is our command, your every whimsical desire brought to life! But I'm warning you, there's always a price!<br><br>''Welcome to the great show unearthed!''</center>|cite=Creature Feature's ''The Greatest Show Unearthed''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Splendid! The world is practically ours!</center>|cite=High Priest Vega in ''Inferno Cop''}}
{{cquote|<center>Welcome to the lower birth, the greatest show unearthed! We appear without a sound, the darkest show around! We will leave you in a daze, madness, murder, dismay! We will disappear at night with blood on the concrete!</center>|cite=Creature Feature's ''The Greatest Show Unearthed''}}
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{{cquote|<center>It's times like this when I have no choice but to use my gun!</center>|cite=Inferno Cop in ''Inferno Cop''}}
{{cquote|<center>We feel the fire burning bright in the night, where the warrior lives, and the warrior dies! Wherever you go, we will be by your side, for the spirit of ninja will carry the night!</center>|cite=DragonForce's ''Strike of the Ninja''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I am... the purgatorial flame of this rotting shit-hole...  I am... '''INFERNO COP!'''</center>|cite=Inferno Cop in ''Inferno Cop''}}
{{cquote|<center>And we'll all find our sacrifice tomorrow, our journey on towards a brighter day. Silent tears we left behind, still so far away. Across the endless sands, through the fields of our despair, free for all eternity, we stand! Rise above the universe tonight, Starchaser!</center>|cite=DragonForce's ''Heroes Of Our Time''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Although it's true that many humans are stupid, immature, and high school drop outs...Humans possess the power to be anything they want to be!</center>|cite=Inferno Cop in ''Inferno Cop''}}
{{cquote|<center>...Mm, okay. Nana gives up.</center>|cite=Nana in ''Nana's Everyday Life''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Ha ha ha, what a fag! He still wears velcro shoes!</center>|cite=A kid in ''Inferno Cop''}}
{{cquote|<center>...Life isn't very fair, is it?</center>|cite=Nana in ''Nana's Everyday Life''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Shirotabi, please forgive me for bringing you back to life! I know now that it could never work between us, as much as we want it to, it may never be! ...Not because you're a rabbit, but because you're black!</center>|cite=Mio Itai in ''Ghost Stories''}}
{{cquote|<center>Nana... did her best to the end... right...?</center>|cite=Nana in ''Nana's Everyday Life''}}
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{{cquote|<center>You two-timing son of a bitch! Who's gonna take care of these little bastards?!</center>|cite=Mio Itai in ''Ghost Stories''}}
{{cquote|<center>Tell me, Mr. Anderson, what good is a phone call if you're unable to speak?</center>|cite=Agent Smith in ''The Matrix''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Your motherfucking life ends 30 minutes from now.</center>|cite=Popuko in ''Pop Team Epic''}}
{{cquote|<center>He say you under arrest, Mr. Deckard. He say you blade runner.</center>|cite=Sushi Master in ''Blade Runner''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Huh? The fuck are you still looking at me for, punk? Piss off! '''''Scram!'''''</center>|cite=Popuko in ''Pop Team Epic''}}
{{cquote|<center>I just want to tell you both, good luck. We're all counting on you.</center>|cite=Rumack in ''Airplane!''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Ah. You are motherfucker?</center>|cite=Popuko in ''Pop Team Epic''}}
{{cquote|<center>In '87, Huey released this, ''Fore!'', their most accomplished album. I think their undisputed masterpiece is ''Hip to be Square'', a song so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the lyrics. But they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of conformity, and the importance of trends, it's also a personal statement about the band itself!<br><br>''Hey Paul!''</center>|cite=Patrick Bateman in ''American Psycho''}}
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{{cquote|<center>That sounds sketchy as shit.</center>|cite=Popuko in ''Pop Team Epic''}}
{{cquote|<center>'''TRY GETTING A RESERVATION AT DORSIA NOW, ''YOU FUCKING STUPID BASTARD!!'' YOU... FUCKING... BASTAAAAAAAAAAAARD!!'''</center>|cite=Patrick Bateman in ''American Psycho''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Oh, sorry, I was thinking about Hellshake Yano.</center>|cite=Pipimi in ''Pop Team Epic''}}
{{cquote|<center>Well, for one thing, I think he was probably a closet homosexual who did a lot of cocaine. That whole Yale thing.</center>|cite=Patrick Bateman in ''American Psycho''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Here's my last number, "Goddamn Bitch In Cat Tights".</center>|cite=Pipimi in ''Pop Team Epic''}}
{{cquote|<center>Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why.</center>|cite=Patrick Bateman in ''American Psycho''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Don't just go saying whatever the fuck you please.</center>|cite=Pipimi in ''Pop Team Epic''}}
{{cquote|<center>I'm into, well, murders and executions, mostly.</center>|cite=Patrick Bateman in ''American Psycho''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Shut the fuck up and die.</center>|cite=Pipimi in ''Pop Team Epic''}}
{{cquote|<center>You're my lawyer, so I think you should know: I've killed a lot of people. Some girls in the apartment uptown, uh, some homeless people, maybe 5 or 10... Um, an NYU girl I met in Central Park. I left her in a parking lot behind some doughnut shop. I killed Bethany, my old girlfriend, with a nailgun, and some man... Uh, some old faggot with a dog last week. I killed another girl with a chainsaw, I had to, she almost got away and, uh, someone else there... I can't remember, maybe a model? But she's dead too. And Paul Allen. I killed Paul Allen with an ax in the face, his body is dissolving in a bathtub in Hell's Kitchen.</center>|cite=Patrick Bateman in ''American Psycho''}}
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{{cquote|<center>''This is the face of a happy person!''</center>|cite=Eric Andre on ''The Eric Andre Show''}}
{{cquote|<center>I guess I'll... Uh... I mean, uh, I guess... I'm a pretty, uh, I mean... I guess I'm a pretty sick guy. So, if you get back tomorrow, I may show up at Harry's Bar, so you know, keep your eyes open...</center>|cite=Patrick Bateman in ''American Psycho''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Hey Hannibal, did you hear about this?</center>|cite=Eric Andre on ''The Eric Andre Show''}}
{{cquote|<center>Overall, I give it 73%. Because I'm a fucking idiot.</center>|cite=Ashens}}
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{{cquote|<center>Hey Hannibal, have you heard about this?</center>|cite=Eric Andre on ''The Eric Andre Show''}}
{{cquote|<center>Hello, good evening, and potato to another Terrible Old Games You've Probably Never Heard Of.</center>|cite=Ashens}}
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{{cquote|<center>Speaking of which, when is Hannibal going to start thinking about some underwear change, am I right, ladies?</center>|cite=Eric Andre on ''The Eric Andre Show''}}
{{cquote|<center>By the power of Poundland! I can't hold my accessories!</center>|cite=Ashens}}
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{{cquote|<center>Guys, who killed Hannibal?</center>|cite=Eric Andre on ''The Eric Andre Show''}}
{{cquote|<center>Obviously, this hotel is a notorious black spot for kettle fuckers.</center>|cite=Ashens}}
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{{cquote|<center>Why would you say something so controversial, yet so brave?</center>|cite=Eric Andre on ''The Eric Andre Show''}}
{{cquote|<center>I fear no man now that I have this impervious ladder of steel, this... ''this god of blades, this '''MOTHERFUCKING EXCALIBUR!''' Come on, my beauty, let us demonstrate your omnipotent power and '''CLEAVE THIS HIDEOUS EARTH IN TWAIN!!'''''</center>|cite=Ashens}}
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{{cquote|<center>Time to deliver a ''pizza ball!''</center>|cite=Eric Andre on ''The Eric Andre Show''}}
{{cquote|<center>She stole something unforgivable from you!<br><br>...It was your '''heart!'''</center>|cite=Reimu Hakurei in ''Marisa Stole the Precious Thing''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Alright, pizza aside, let's talk Scientology!</center>|cite=Eric Andre on ''The Eric Andre Show''}}
{{cquote|<center>Game over, man, the end.</center>|cite=Sketch Turner in ''Comix Zone''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Not a lot of people know this, but L. Ron Hubbard was a black man. His real name was L. Ron Hoyabembe!</center>|cite=Eric Andre on ''The Eric Andre Show''}}
{{cquote|<center>Is this the end of the story?</center>|cite=Sketch Turner in ''Comix Zone''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Turn that poop into wine! Turn that poop into wine! Turn that poop into wine!</center>|cite=Eric Andre on ''The Eric Andre Show''}}
{{cquote|<center>Okay, then! Have a nice wheeee!</center>|cite=Tico in ''Shin Megami Tensei - Devil Survivor 2''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I'm not on The Daily Show, I'm on MySpace.</center>|cite=Eric Andre on ''The Eric Andre Show''}}
{{cquote|<center>On this website, the friends you're tied to by fate... like, not just random schmoes you met, but people you get to know rilly rilly well... We'll, like, show you ahead of time when they'll end up dead and stuff! Oh, and you'll get to see how they croak from the movie clips we upload to the site.</center>|cite=Tico in ''Shin Megami Tensei - Devil Survivor 2''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I want you to have sex with my wife.</center>|cite=Eric Andre on ''The Eric Andre Show''}}
{{cquote|<center>Al rii--, wait, rilly!? Did you just say you wanted to die!? Oh! Uh... Hmm. So, you rilly want to die? That's it? No regrets? ...Rilly-rilly? Well, goodbye, then!</center>|cite=Tico in ''Shin Megami Tensei - Devil Survivor 2''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Pretzels is the same.</center>|cite=Hannibal Burress on ''The Eric Andre Show''}}
{{cquote|<center>But I gotcha back when it comes ta weapons and armor! I gotta lady boner harder dan steel for dat stuff!</center>|cite=Wynne in ''Etrian Odyssey IV - Legends of the Titan''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Why are you booing me, I'm right!</center>|cite=Hannibal Burress on ''The Eric Andre Show''}}
{{cquote|<center>I'll get to this woman's bottom! Wait... I mean... you know what I mean. </center>|cite=Phoenix Wright in ''Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney''}}
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{{cquote|<center>This guest is terrible!</center>|cite=Hannibal Burress on ''The Eric Andre Show''}}
{{cquote|<center>I am always abso-posi-lutely perfect!</center>|cite=Redd White in ''Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Hey, hey, Eric, look at me.<br><br>...Bitch.</center>|cite=Hannibal Burress on ''The Eric Andre Show''}}
{{cquote|<center>I like a man with a big...vocabulary.</center>|cite=April May in ''Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Welcome to Cautionary Tales of Swords. I'm Trip Fisk.</center>|cite=Trip Fisk in ''Cautionary Tales of Swords''}}
{{cquote|<center>Mr. Wellington '''loves large bananas!'''</center>|cite=Phoenix Wright in ''Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney: Justice for All''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Whoa, that story was fucking crazier than the last one!</center>|cite=Trip Fisk in ''Cautionary Tales of Swords''}}
{{cquote|<center>What the hell was that wriggling piece of plywood?!</center>|cite=Miles Edgeworth in ''Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Now, zoom in on my face. Are you zoomed in? <br><br>''Don't fucking touch swords!''</center>|cite=Trip Fisk in ''Cautionary Tales of Swords''}}
{{cquote|<center>I object! That was...objectionable!</center>|cite=Miles Edgeworth in ''Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Our first story is about a dad who really fucked up. It's called "Honey, I Killed Our Son".</center>|cite=Trip Fisk in ''Cautionary Tales of Swords''}}
{{cquote|<center>I agree! Verily, I say! ...Ergo!</center>|cite=Miles Edgeworth in ''Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Oh shit, I lied. Here's another story, it's called "Swords Will Fucking Cut Your Hands Off".</center>|cite=Trip Fisk in ''Cautionary Tales of Swords''}}
{{cquote|<center>You huffy, puffy, loosey-goosey excuse for a whimpering, whining, wuss of a witness!</center>|cite=Fransizka von Karma in ''Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney: Trials and Tribulations''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Our first story deals with some pretty heavy shit: racism.</center>|cite=Trip Fisk in ''Cautionary Tales of Swords''}}
{{cquote|<center>Well, we know whose milkshake brings all the boys to the yard...</center>|cite=Mia Fey in ''Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney: Trials and Tribulations''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Conspiracy? ''Fucking-A right it is!''</center>|cite=Trip Fisk in ''Cautionary Tales of Swords''}}
{{cquote|<center>This is my top secret list of groceries to buyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!</center>|cite=Wendy Oldbag in ''Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney: Justice for All''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Oh, and now I have a goddamn moustache.</center>|cite=Trip Fisk in ''Cautionary Tales of Swords''}}
{{cquote|<center>I heard you can fix something like this with a really strong shock to your system! Come on, lower your head a little! A Maggey Kick should be all you need! </center>|cite=Maggey Byrde in ''Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney: Justice for All''}}
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{{cquote|<center>You know who's a douchebag? Our fucking retarded mayor.</center>|cite=Trip Fisk in ''Cautionary Tales of Swords''}}
{{cquote|<center>Let's go let her whip us, Mr. Nick!</center>|cite=Pearl Fey in ''Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney: Justice for All''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Holy shit, is our mayor a fucking douchebag.</center>|cite=Trip Fisk in ''Cautionary Tales of Swords''}}
{{cquote|<center>Note to self: Mr. Edgeworth's sighs smell like citrus fruit.</center>|cite=Ema Skye in ''Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney''}}
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{{cquote|<center>The stroke of death is as a lover's peach, which hurts and is desired!</center>|cite=Trip Fisk in ''Cautionary Tales of Swords''}}
{{cquote|<center>I set my ATM card's number to 0001 because I am number one! </center>|cite=Manfred von Karma in ''Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney''}}
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{{cquote|<center>The show's changed, bitches! Now it's a fucking narrative show, and I'm like goddamn Batman! </center>|cite=Trip Fisk in ''Cautionary Tales of Swords''}}
{{cquote|<center>Blacker than a moonless night, hotter and more bitter than hell itself... That is coffee. </center>|cite=Godot in ''Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney: Trials and Tribulations''}}
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{{cquote|<center>You know, Trip, not too many people know this, but I used to be gay. I mean, I'm still gay, but I used to be ''really'' gay, like... I'd suck so many dicks, I wouldn't get anything done gay, you know?</center>|cite=Batman in ''Cautionary Tales of Swords''}}
{{cquote|<center>Did you forget already? In my world, the color red doesn't exist. These must be... my tears. </center>|cite=Godot in ''Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney: Trials and Tribulations''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Yeah, well, Batman used to suck a lot of dicks!</center>|cite=Trip Fisk in ''Cautionary Tales of Swords''}}
{{cquote|<center>Zvarri! The truth has once again been elegantly revealed to me! </center>|cite=Luke Atmey in ''Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney: Trials and Tribulations''}}
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{{cquote|<center>'''SWORDS ARE NOT FOR DECORATION!'''</center>|cite=Billy's father in ''Cautionary Tales of Swords''}}
{{cquote|<center>Take a good look, everyone! Unable to find a rival worthy of my genius, I was forced to create one by myself! Here I am! The tragic clown... </center>|cite=Luke Atmey in ''Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney: Trials and Tribulations''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I wouldn't trust you running a ''bath'', let alone a fucking restaurant!</center>|cite=Gordon Ramsay in ''Kitchen Nightmares''}}
{{cquote|<center>Mia... Don't you get it? You can't cry yet. The only time a lawyer can cry is when it's all over.</center>|cite=Diego Armando in ''Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney: Trials and Tribulations''}}
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{{cquote|<center>You... are a walking disaster.</center>|cite=Gordon Ramsay in ''Kitchen Nightmares''}}
{{cquote|<center>My name is Hank, and I sell propane and propane accessories.</center>|cite=Hank Hill in ''King of the Hill''}}
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{{cquote|<center>My gran could do better! ''And she's dead!''</center>|cite=Gordon Ramsay in ''Kitchen Nightmares''}}
{{cquote|<center>If everyone got punched in the face for doing something stupid, I think all of us would have black eyes.</center>|cite=Sian Goodin in ''Backstage Pass''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Listen, big boy. Right now, you've won jack-fucking-shit! You've got the audacity to stand there, talking to me about a franchise, when we can't even get a pizza right?!</center>|cite=Gordon Ramsay in ''Kitchen Nightmares''}}
{{cquote|<center>Okosan will not allow pudding or himself to be ridiculed! You will apologize!</center>|cite=Okosan in ''Hatoful Boyfriend''}}
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{{cquote|<center>A restaurant run by three passionate owners? No chance. Brian, he works two days a week. David, well, I don't trust him one little inch. And as for Greg, well, he's pissed off at both of them. Basically in a nutshell, Sleepy, Dopey and Grumpy. Who am I? Snow fucking White?</center>|cite=Gordon Ramsay in ''Kitchen Nightmares''}}
{{cquote|<center>Okosan is always having fun!</center>|cite=Okosan in ''Hatoful Boyfriend''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I certainly wouldn't put my name on it. I wouldn't even put my enemy's name on that.</center>|cite=Gordon Ramsay in ''Kitchen Nightmares''}}
{{cquote|<center>Okosan refuses these constricting garments! REAL MEN FIGHT IN THE NUDE!</center>|cite=Okosan in ''Hatoful Boyfriend''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I'm not here to blow smoke up your fucking ass, let me tell you that. I'm here to fix the restaurant, but you are one big obstacle, aren't you?</center>|cite=Gordon Ramsay in ''Kitchen Nightmares''}}
{{cquote|<center>Carve it into your soul, kid!</center>|cite=Azami in ''Hatoful Boyfriend''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Fuck off, you fat, useless, sack of fucking Yankee dankee doodle shit.</center>|cite=Gordon Ramsay in ''Hell's Kitchen''}}
{{cquote|<center>I like the cut of your jibe!</center>|cite=Azami in ''Hatoful Boyfriend''}}
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{{cquote|<center>James is an ass, and we won't be working with him again.</center>|cite=Gabe Newell}}
{{cquote|<center>I must return to my people with the spoils of war, lay my bloodied sword at the feet of my great king, and celebrate my conquest of all the lands from here to distant Macedonia. </center>|cite=Hiyoko in ''Hatoful Boyfriend''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Windows 8 was like this giant sadness. It just hurt everybody in the PC business.</center>|cite=Gabe Newell}}
{{cquote|<center>That's terrible! I mean, Okosan is a nutcase and I don't know what he's saying half the time, but he really does like pudding!</center>|cite=Hiyoko Tosaka in ''Hatoful Boyfriend''}}
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{{cquote|<center>That's a lot of nuts! That'll be four bucks, baby, you want fries with that?!</center>|cite=A nut salesman in ''Kung Pow - Enter the Fist''}}
{{cquote|<center>...I've always thought they were lighthouses. Billions of lighthouses, stuck at the far end of the sky.</center>|cite=River in ''To the Moon''}}
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{{cquote|<center>He just left! With nuts!</center>|cite=A nut salesman in ''Kung Pow - Enter the Fist''}}
{{cquote|<center>Good evening! Tonight, Princess Yukiko has a big surprise! I'm going to score myself a hot stud! Welcome to "Not a Dream, Not a Hoax: Princess Yukiko's Hunt for Prince Charming"! And I came prepared! I got my lacy unmentionables on stacked from top to bottom. I'm out to catch a whole harem and the best of the lot is all mine! Well, here I go!</center>|cite=Yukiko Amagi in ''Persona 4''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I must apologise for Wimp Lo, he is an idiot. We have purposely trained him wrong, as a joke.</center>|cite=Master Tang in ''Kung Pow - Enter the Fist''}}
{{cquote|<center>That's right, it's me, Risette! And this time, I'm about to take on the most extreme challenge! <br><br>I'm going to ''strip'' for you!</center>|cite= Rise Kujikawa in ''Persona 4 - The Animation''}}
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{{cquote|<center>At that moment, the Chosen One learned a valuable lesson about iron claws... ''They hurt like crap, man!''</center>|cite=Master Tang in ''Kung Pow - Enter the Fist''}}
{{cquote|<center>Da-dana-na! I'm da man!</center>|cite=Junpei Iori in ''Persona 3''}}
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{{cquote|<center>So on he walked... and sometimes, drove... and occasionally, partied all night with the desert creatures.</center>|cite=Master Tang in ''Kung Pow - Enter the Fist''}}
{{cquote|<center>More like Stupei Iori, Ace Defective.</center>|cite=Yukari Takeba in ''Persona 3''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Okay, so here were my options: A, quickly duck sideways, dodge the claw, then take him out with a spinning back-kick... or B, take the claw in the face, then roll on the ground, and die. <br><br>Hm... should've gone with A.</center>|cite=Master Tang in ''Kung Pow - Enter the Fist''}}
{{cquote|<center>I am thou... thou art I... From the sea of thy soul, I come... </center>|cite=Personas in ''Persona''}}
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{{cquote|<center>We are both ventriloquists, ventriloquists, ventriloquists! We are both ventriloquists, and we practise every day!</center>|cite=The ventriloquists in ''Kung Pow - Enter the Fist''}}
{{cquote|<center>I have a message for you from Arikado.</center>|cite= Mina Hakuba in ''Aria of Sorrow''}}
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{{cquote|<center>You go that way, I'll go home.</center>|cite=A guard in ''Kung Pow - Enter the Fist''}}
{{cquote|<center>''This is Onishima requesting aerial cover! Send in the choppers, and when you find those kids, don't waste any time! '''Just nab 'em!!'''''</center>|cite=Captain Onishima in ''Jet Set Radio''}}
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{{cquote|<center>There's good reason for my glistening skin...and how I shine...and how my pores are so clean and clear. I eat Little Baby's Ice Cream. It keeps me young. It keeps me light on my feet. I spring from activity to activity. I love my job. I love my life. When you eat Little Baby's Ice Cream, you'll wink, and nod, and hug, and high-five each other with great enthusiasm. This is a special time.</center>|cite=Little Baby's Ice Cream commercial}}
{{cquote|<center>''This is Onishima! I'm sendin' in the parachute squad! Once they land, '''fill that hell-on-wheels with lead!!'''''</center>|cite=Captain Onishima in ''Jet Set Radio''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Go ahead and lick something. We lick you very much. If you want to lick something... lick us. We love to lick. We lick to love. We love lickers. </center>|cite=Little Baby's Ice Cream commercial}}
{{cquote|<center>''This is Onishima! I'm sendin' in the tanks! I don't care what happens, just '''get those punks!!'''''</center>|cite=Captain Onishima in ''Jet Set Radio''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I noticed that the neighbourhood snails were massing their forces near my garden and I needed to defend my territory. My friend with Midwestern roots assures me that I can solve this problem by putting a plate of beer in the garden. Apparently snails like beer, but it kills them. Interestingly, it's the only thing snails do quickly. I've been trying to kill myself with beer for decades. I am literally slower than a snail.</center>|cite=Scott Adams}}
{{cquote|<center>Do you like hurting other people?</center>|cite=Richard in ''Hotline Miami''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Candied pumpkins, sweet egg bread, we love rising from the dead!</center>|cite=Ludo's ''Skeletons on Parade''}}
{{cquote|<center>Before you go, here's four questions to ponder: <br><br>Question number one: Do you like hurting other people?<br><br>Question number two: Who is leaving messages on your answering machine?<br><br>Question number three: Where are you right now?<br><br>And the final question: Why are we having this conversation?</center>|cite=Richard in ''Hotline Miami''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Carpals, tarsals, vertebrae! That's us clicking on parade!</center>|cite=Ludo's ''Skeletons on Parade''}}
{{cquote|<center>You're not a nice person, are you?</center>|cite=Rasmus in ''Hotline Miami''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I move without any muscles, my skull's a cavernous hall! Tendons are made for pulling, my friend, I don't need them at all!</center>|cite=Ludo's ''Skeletons on Parade''}}
{{cquote|<center>Leaving this world is not as scary as it sounds.</center>|cite=Richard in ''Hotline Miami 2''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Many people think he's just a regular man! But he's not just any man, he's Skeleton Man!</center>|cite=The Axis of Awesome's ''Skeleton Man''}}
{{cquote|<center>This movie doesn't scrape the bottom of the barrel. This movie isn't the bottom of the barrel. This movie isn't below the bottom of the barrel. This movie doesn't deserve to be mentioned in the same sentence with barrels.</center>|cite=Roger Ebert on ''Freddy Got Fingered''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Ooooooh, Skin Man. Villain in disguise. But Skeleton Man sees through his plan '''with his skeleton eyes!'''</center>|cite=The Axis of Awesome's ''Skeleton Man''}}
{{cquote|<center>The day may come when "Freddy Got Fingered" is seen as a milestone of neo-surrealism. The day may never come when it is seen as funny.</center>|cite=Roger Ebert on ''Freddy Got Fingered''}}
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{{cquote|<center>But now I have a red tuba that makes you shit yourself.</center>|cite=A waiter in ''That Mitchell and Webb Look''}}
{{cquote|<center>It is true that I am fat, but one day, I will be thin, and Vincent Gallo will still be the director of ''The Brown Bunny''.</center>|cite=Roger Ebert on ''The Brown Bunny''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Ooh, and that's a bad miss.</center>|cite=Ted in ''That Mitchell and Webb Look''}}
{{cquote|<center>I had a colonoscopy once, and they let me watch it on TV. It was more entertaining than ''The Brown Bunny''.</center>|cite=Roger Ebert on ''The Brown Bunny''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Great! And what shall I do after I've pissed myself? Fuck myself? Eat myself? You're such a... </center>|cite=Jeremy Usborne in ''Peep Show''}}
{{cquote|<center>''Battlefield Earth'' is like taking a bus trip with someone who has needed a bath for a long time. It's not merely bad; it's unpleasant in a hostile way.</center>|cite=Roger Ebert on ''Battlefield Earth''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Yes, I'm doing it already! I'm so pathetic that as soon as you ordered me to piss myself, I started the procedure. This is what you've done, you've ground down my sense of self-worth over the years, I hope you're proud! </center>|cite=Jeremy Usborne in ''Peep Show''}}
{{cquote|<center>This movie is an assault on the eyes, the ears, the brain, common sense, and the human desire to be entertained. No matter what they're charging to get in, it's worth more to get out. </center>|cite=Roger Ebert on ''Armageddon''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Piss yourself, stop pissing yourself, it's not that simple, the floodgates are open! You're being a real big dick about this, aren't you?</center>|cite=Jeremy Usborne in ''Peep Show''}}
{{cquote|<center>As chance would have it, I ''have'' won the Pulitzer Prize, and so I am qualified. Speaking in my official capacity as a Pulitzer Prize winner, Mr. Schneider, your movie sucks.</center>|cite=Roger Ebert on ''Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo''}}
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{{cquote|<center>People can start pollution... people can stop it.</center>|cite=''Keep America Beautiful'' campaign}}
{{cquote|<center>I hated this movie. Hated, hated, hated, hated, hated this movie. Hated it. Hated every simpering stupid vacant audience-insulting moment of it. Hated the sensibility that thought anyone would like it. Hated the implied insult to the audience by its belief that anyone would be entertained by it.</center>|cite=Roger Ebert on ''North''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Everything is perfect now.</center>|cite=Freezepop's ''Swimming Pool''}}
{{cquote|<center>You have to absorb such a film, not consider it. But my brain rebelled, and insisted on applying logic where it was not welcome.</center>|cite=Roger Ebert on ''Godzilla (1998)''}}
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{{cquote|<center>At this rate, we're doomed!!</center>|cite=Cap White in ''Elite Beat Agents''}}
{{cquote|<center>I wrote that original ''Last House'' review 37 years ago. I am not the same person. I am uninterested in being "consistent".</center>|cite=Roger Ebert}}
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{{cquote|<center>You bet, kid!</center>|cite=Hulk in ''Elite Beat Agents''}}
{{cquote|<center>I have one rule when it comes to reviewing films. It's crazy, but what I do is: I review the movie.</center>|cite=Richard Roeper}}
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{{cquote|<center>Inedible. Tastes like chicken.</center>|cite=Louie in ''Pikmin 2''}}
{{cquote|<center>How insulting would it be to give a film a pass because of good intentions and diversity in the casting? That's not equal treatment; that's condescension.</center>|cite=Richard Roeper}}
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{{cquote|<center>Eating this flower leads to spectacular, breathtaking indigestion.</center>|cite=Louie in ''Pikmin 2''}}
{{cquote|<center>No.</center>|cite=Leonard Martin on ''Isn't It Romantic?''}}
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{{cquote|<center>One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know.</center>|cite=Groucho Marx in ''Animal Crackers''}}
{{cquote|<center>This movie sucks more.</center>|cite=Peter Travers on ''Vampires Suck''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Arstotzka so great, passport not required!</center>|cite=Jorji Costava in ''Papers, Please''}}
{{cquote|<center>This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force.</center>|cite=Dorothy Parker on ''Atlas Shrugged''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Is drugs!</center>|cite=Jorji Costava in ''Papers, Please''}}
{{cquote|<center>In more than 20 years of playing games, I have never seen a console game as obviously unfinished and rushed to market as ''Enter the Matrix''. This game is a complete mess, and that's the only thing complete about it.</center>|cite=Mark MacDonald on ''Enter the Matrix''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Ok! Here we go! For Arstotzka! The greatest country!</center>|cite=Jorji Costava in ''Papers, Please''}}
{{cquote|<center>That's ''Mister'' Kaneda to you, punk!</center>|cite= Kaneda in ''AKIRA''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Cobrastan is not a real country.</center>|cite=The Inspector in ''Papers, Please''}}
{{cquote|<center>Mein Führer! I can walk!</center>|cite=Dr. Strangelove in ''Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Bullshit. I need to earn money today. Give bomb to me. I sell materials and give you cut.</center>|cite=Calensk in ''Papers, Please''}}
{{cquote|<center>Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room.</center>|cite=President Merkin Muffley in ''Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb''}}
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{{cquote|<center>That little bitch. I break her in two.</center>|cite=Dari Ludum in ''Papers, Please''}}
{{cquote|<center>Sir, you can't let him in here. He'll see everything. He'll see the big board!</center>|cite=General Buck Turgidson in ''Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb''}}
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{{cquote|<center>FOR KOLECHIA!</center>|cite=Bombers in ''Papers, Please''}}
{{cquote|<center>That's it, man! Game over, man, game over! What the fuck are we gonna do now?! What are we gonna do?!</center>|cite=Hudson in ''Aliens''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I'm gonna settle this!!</center>|cite=Peat in ''100% Orange Juice!''}}
{{cquote|<center>Ah, ah, ah! You didn't say the magic word!</center>|cite=Dennis Nedry in ''Jurassic Park''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I'm accelerating.</center>|cite=Suguri in ''100% Orange Juice!''}}
{{cquote|<center>Never rub another man's rhubarb.</center>|cite=The Joker in ''Batman''}}
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{{cquote|<center>It's Piyo's turn now! Syura's powers go beyond hell itself! Allow me to demonstrate!</center>|cite=Syura in ''QP Shooting ~ Dangerous!!''}}
{{cquote|<center>You ever dance with the Devil in the pale moonlight?</center>|cite=The Joker in ''Batman''}}
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{{cquote|<center>This calls for a good distraction...</center>|cite=Kyousuke in ''QP Shooting ~ Dangerous!!''}}
{{cquote|<center>Where does he get those wonderful toys?</center>|cite=The Joker in ''Batman''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Oh please. We are both men here and that is a fact.</center>|cite=Kyousuke in ''QP Shooting ~ Dangerous!!''}}
{{cquote|<center>Batman... Batman... Can somebody tell me what kind of a world we live in, where a man dressed up as a bat gets all of my press?! This town needs an enema! </center>|cite=The Joker in ''Batman''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Poppo! Poppopopo!</center>|cite=Marie Poppo in ''100% Orange Juice!''}}
{{cquote|<center>You dropped me into that vat of chemicals! That wasn't easy to get over, and don't think that I didn't try! </center>|cite=The Joker in ''Batman''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Mau... this isn't what I expected...</center>|cite=Saki in ''Suguri''}}
{{cquote|<center>'''HE STOLE MY BALLOONS!''' </center>|cite=The Joker in ''Batman''}}
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{{cquote|<center>It turned out we could communicate, so it's a shame. Please die.</center>|cite=Saki in ''Suguri''}}
{{cquote|<center>'''HE STOLE MY BALLOONS!''' Why didn't anyone tell me he had one of those... things?!</center>|cite=The Joker in ''Batman''}}
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{{cquote|<center>It's probably really painful. But, not like I can tell with my messed-up brain.</center>|cite=Nanako in ''Suguri''}}
{{cquote|<center>You wouldn't hit a guy with glasses on, would you? Huh?</center>|cite=The Joker in ''Batman''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I'm sorry... I can't make it back... </center>|cite=Alte in ''Sora''}}
{{cquote|<center>'''What are you laughing at?!'''</center>|cite=The Joker in ''Batman''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Oooooh? You gonna get in my way, girlie?</center>|cite=Tsih in ''Sora''}}
{{cquote|<center>Sometimes, I just '''kill''' myself!</center>|cite=The Joker in ''Batman''}}
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{{cquote|<center>You can sail across the ocean. You can run around that hill. You can show your emotion, don't be afraid to fail...</center>|cite=DEKU's ''Grand Blue''}}
{{cquote|<center>I'm not going to kill you. I want you to do me a favour. I want you to tell all your friends about me.</center>|cite=Batman in ''Batman''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Take my hand, we drift away to place beyond the stars... I close my eyes and stay to pray, to be forever and heal my scars...</center>|cite=DEKU's ''Le Train''}}
{{cquote|<center>I believe whatever doesn't kill you simply makes you stranger.</center>|cite=The Joker in ''The Dark Knight''}}
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{{cquote|<center>From now until the end of day, to be with you, and be the best I ever could...</center>|cite=DEKU's ''Le Train''}}
{{cquote|<center>It's simple. We, uh, kill the Batman.</center>|cite=The Joker in ''The Dark Knight''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Hey, I'm not done talking yet!</center>|cite=Peat in ''Flying Red Barrel ~Diary of a Little Aviator~''}}
{{cquote|<center>It's a funny world we live in. Speaking of which, do you know how I got these scars?</center>|cite=The Joker in ''The Dark Knight''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Red Barrel! I'll make you leave the guild today for sure!</center>|cite=Peat in ''Flying Red Barrel ~Diary of a Little Aviator~''}}
{{cquote|<center>If you're good at something, never do it for free.</center>|cite=The Joker in ''The Dark Knight''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Well, if it isn't Marc! Still up to the same things?</center>|cite=Fernet in ''Flying Red Barrel ~Diary of a Little Aviator~''}}
{{cquote|<center>You know, you remind me of my father. '''I hated my father!'''</center>|cite=The Joker in ''The Dark Knight''}}
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{{cquote|<center>'''Have a jawbreaker!'''</center>|cite=Candyman in ''Lethal League''}}
{{cquote|<center>You see, I'm a guy of simple taste. I enjoy dynamite, and gunpowder, and gasoline. And you know the thing they have in common? ...They're cheap!</center>|cite=The Joker in ''The Dark Knight''}}
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{{cquote|<center>'''Overclock!'''</center>|cite=Switch in ''Lethal League''}}
{{cquote|<center>So, you think the Batman's made Gotham a better place? Hm? Look at me.<br><br>'''LOOK AT ME.'''</center>|cite=The Joker in ''The Dark Knight''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Hahahaha, the critical error was ''you!''</center>|cite=Switch in ''Lethal League''}}
{{cquote|<center>Do I really look like a guy with a plan? You know what I am? I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it! You know, I just... do things. </center>|cite=The Joker in ''The Dark Knight''}}
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{{cquote|<center>'''Feel the beat!'''</center>|cite=Sonata in ''Lethal League''}}
{{cquote|<center>You thought we could be decent men in an indecent time. But you were wrong. The world is cruel, and the only morality in a cruel world is chance. Unbiased. Unprejudiced. Fair. </center>|cite=Harvey Dent in ''The Dark Knight''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Tch, not even worth my time.</center>|cite=Latch in ''Lethal League''}}
{{cquote|<center>Like I said, I'm good with calculation.</center>|cite=Lau in ''The Dark Knight''}}
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{{cquote|<center>'''Let's roll!'''</center>|cite=Dice in ''Lethal League''}}
{{cquote|<center>I told you, I was immortal. </center>|cite=Ra's Al-Ghul in ''The Dark Knight Rises''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Sliced, and diced.</center>|cite=Dice in ''Lethal League''}}
{{cquote|<center>Because some men aren't looking for anything logical, like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned, or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn. </center>|cite=Alfred Pennyworth in ''The Dark Knight''}}
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{{cquote|<center>The time has come for me to clear my reputation... by assaulting this young girl!</center>|cite=Schezo in ''Puyo Puyo Tetris''}}
{{cquote|<center>Let me get this straight. You think that your client, one of the wealthiest, most powerful men in the world, is secretly a vigilante who spends his nights beating criminals to a pulp with his bare hands... and your plan is to blackmail this person?</center>|cite=Lucius Fox in ''The Dark Knight''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I'm trying to talk to my adorable friends, and you won't shut your lousy yap!!</center>|cite=Schezo in ''Puyo Puyo Tetris''}}
{{cquote|<center>I won't kill you. But I don't have to save you.</center>|cite=Batman in ''Batman Begins''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Finally! You and I are going to score together!</center>|cite=Schezo in ''Puyo Puyo Tetris''}}
{{cquote|<center>And Bruce Wayne... why are you dressed as Batman?</center>|cite=Max Shreck in ''Batman Returns''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Rulue loves the Dark Prince, Rulue loves the Dark Prince!</center>|cite=Arle in ''Puyo Puyo Tetris''}}
{{cquote|<center>Some days, you just can't get rid of a bomb!</center>|cite=Batman in ''Batman: The Movie''}}
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{{cquote|<center>'''Hear me roar!!'''</center>|cite=Draco in ''Puyo Puyo Tetris''}}
{{cquote|<center>Splendid! The world is practically ours!</center>|cite=High Priest Vega in ''Inferno Cop''}}
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{{cquote|<center>It's like I can touch you!</center>|cite=A Fluff in ''The Animation Show''}}
{{cquote|<center>It's times like this when I have no choice but to use my gun!</center>|cite=Inferno Cop in ''Inferno Cop''}}
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{{cquote|<center>But I'm not wearing any pants.</center>|cite=A Fluff in ''The Animation Show''}}
{{cquote|<center>I am... the purgatorial flame of this rotting shit-hole...  I am... '''INFERNO COP!'''</center>|cite=Inferno Cop in ''Inferno Cop''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I am cowboy. My gums are bleeding. Lo, I am ruptured.</center>|cite="The Abstract Foreign Western" in Don Hertzfeldt's ''Genre''}}
{{cquote|<center>Although it's true that many humans are stupid, immature, and high school drop outs...Humans possess the power to be anything they want to be!</center>|cite=Inferno Cop in ''Inferno Cop''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Wonderful buckets of romance for two...</center>|cite="The Science Fiction Musical" in Don Hertzfeldt's ''Genre''}}
{{cquote|<center>Ha ha ha, what a fag! He still wears velcro shoes!</center>|cite=A kid in ''Inferno Cop''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Yes, it's true. This man has no dick.</center>|cite=Peter Venkman in ''Ghostbusters''}}
{{cquote|<center>Shirotabi, please forgive me for bringing you back to life! I know now that it could never work between us, as much as we want it to, it may never be! ...Not because you're a rabbit, but because you're black!</center>|cite=Mio Itai in ''Ghost Stories''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Well that's something you don't see every day.</center>|cite=Peter Venkman in ''Ghostbusters''}}
{{cquote|<center>You two-timing son of a bitch! Who's gonna take care of these little bastards?!</center>|cite=Mio Itai in ''Ghost Stories''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Twenty twenty twenty four hours to go, I wanna be sedated. Nothing to do and nowhere to go, I wanna be sedated.</center>|cite=Ramones' ''I Wanna Be Sedated''}}
{{cquote|<center>Your motherfucking life ends 30 minutes from now.</center>|cite=Popuko in ''Pop Team Epic''}}
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{{cquote|<center>There's no law, no law anymore, I wanna steal from the rich, and give to the poor...</center>|cite=Ramones' ''Howling at the Moon (Sha-La-La)''}}
{{cquote|<center>Huh? The fuck are you still looking at me for, punk? Piss off! '''''Scram!'''''</center>|cite=Popuko in ''Pop Team Epic''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I met her at the Burger King, we fell in love by the soda machine. So we took the car downtown, the kids were hanging out all around. Then we went down to Coney Island, on the coaster and around again, and no one's gonna ever tear us apart, 'cause she's my sweetheart.</center>|cite=Ramones' ''Oh Oh I Love Her So''}}
{{cquote|<center>This guy is a fucking idiot.</center>|cite=Popuko in ''Pop Team Epic''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Hanging out on a night like this, I'm gonna give her a great big kiss. I'm gonna make her mine, and everything's gonna be real fine.</center>|cite=Ramones' ''Oh Oh I Love Her So''}}
{{cquote|<center>Ah. You are motherfucker?</center>|cite=Popuko in ''Pop Team Epic''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Hey, ho, let's go! Hey, ho, let's go!</center>|cite=Ramones' ''Blitzkreig Bop''}}
{{cquote|<center>That sounds sketchy as shit.</center>|cite=Popuko in ''Pop Team Epic''}}
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{{cquote|<center>If it's late, you need to call, Gurley wouldn't mind at all! If it's one or two AM, Gurley will still be your friend!</center>|cite=Darkbuster's ''Gurley's Cell Phone Number''}}
{{cquote|<center>Oh, sorry, I was thinking about Hellshake Yano.</center>|cite=Pipimi in ''Pop Team Epic''}}
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{{cquote|<center>If Grandma was a Nazi, it wouldn't make a fuck to me! 'Cause it's 2004, and Grandma ain't a Nazi anymore!</center>|cite=Darkbuster's ''Grandma Was A Nazi''}}
{{cquote|<center>Here's my last number, "Goddamn Bitch In Cat Tights".</center>|cite=Pipimi in ''Pop Team Epic''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Punk rock's not dead, punk rock is heating up the place! Punk rock's not dead, how 'bout this punk rock in your face?!</center>|cite=Darkbuster's ''Punk Rock's Not Dead''}}
{{cquote|<center>Don't just go saying whatever the fuck you please.</center>|cite=Pipimi in ''Pop Team Epic''}}
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{{cquote|<center>If the cops don't make you pay, and you make your getaway, then you know, that's one fine day!</center>|cite=The Offspring's ''One Fine Day''}}
{{cquote|<center>Shut the fuck up and die.</center>|cite=Pipimi in ''Pop Team Epic''}}
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</option>
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{{cquote|<center>I believe it's my God-given right to destroy everything in my sight, 'cause it never gets dull, it never gets old, the only thing it gets is more bold!</center>|cite=The Offspring's ''One Fine Day''}}
{{cquote|<center>I don't need my meds anymore, Hannibal, I'm free for the first fucking time! Why can't you just be happy for me, man?!</center>|cite=Eric Andre on ''The Eric Andre Show''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Day after day, your home life's a wreck, the powers that be just breathe down your neck! You get no respect, you get no relief, you gotta speak up, and yell out your piece!</center>|cite=The Offspring's ''All I Want''}}
{{cquote|<center>Oh, I'm happy, I'm happy, look at me! Do I not look happy? Do I not look happy?! </center>|cite=Eric Andre on ''The Eric Andre Show''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Don't be told what you want. Don't be told what you need! There's no future, no future, no future for you!</center>|cite=Sex Pistols' ''God Save the Queen''}}
{{cquote|<center>''This is the face of a happy person!''</center>|cite=Eric Andre on ''The Eric Andre Show''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Bloody screaming fucking bloody mess! Not an animal, '''IT'S AN ABORTION!!'''</center>|cite=Sex Pistols' ''Bodies''}}
{{cquote|<center>Hey Hannibal, did you hear about this?</center>|cite=Eric Andre on ''The Eric Andre Show''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Fuck this, and fuck that! Fuck it all and fuck a fucking brat!</center>|cite=Sex Pistols' ''Bodies''}}
{{cquote|<center>Hey Hannibal, have you heard about this?</center>|cite=Eric Andre on ''The Eric Andre Show''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Throbbing squirm, gurgling bloody mess! I'm not a discharge! I'm not a loss in protein! I'm not a throbbing squirm!</center>|cite=Sex Pistols' ''Bodies''}}
{{cquote|<center>Speaking of which, when is Hannibal going to start thinking about some underwear change, am I right, ladies?</center>|cite=Eric Andre on ''The Eric Andre Show''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I'm watching all the rubbish, you're wasting my time. I look around your house, you got nothing to steal. I kick you in the brains when you get down to kneel, and pray, you pray to your God!</center>|cite=Sex Pistols' ''No Feelings''}}
{{cquote|<center>Guys, who killed Hannibal?</center>|cite=Eric Andre on ''The Eric Andre Show''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I am an anti-Christ. I am an anarchist. Don't know what I want, but I know how to get it.</center>|cite=Sex Pistols' ''Anarchy in the UK''}}
{{cquote|<center>Why would you say something so controversial, yet so brave?</center>|cite=Eric Andre on ''The Eric Andre Show''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Nazi punks, Nazi punks, Nazi punks...<br><br>'''''FUCK OFF!!'''''</center>|cite=Dead Kennedys' ''Nazi Punks Fuck Off''}}
{{cquote|<center>Time to deliver a ''pizza ball!''</center>|cite=Eric Andre on ''The Eric Andre Show''}}
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{{cquote|<center>We're gonna kill kill kill kill kill the poor, kill kill kill kill kill the poor, kill kill kill kill kill the poor tonight!</center>|cite=Dead Kennedys' ''Kill The Poor''}}
{{cquote|<center>Alright, pizza aside, let's talk Scientology!</center>|cite=Eric Andre on ''The Eric Andre Show''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Step right up, folks, anarchy for sale! T-shirts only ten dollars, badges only $3.50! I nicked the design, never asked the band, I never listen to them either!</center>|cite=Dead Kennedys' ''Anarchy for Sale''}}
{{cquote|<center>Not a lot of people know this, but L. Ron Hubbard was a black man. His real name was L. Ron Hoyabembe!</center>|cite=Eric Andre on ''The Eric Andre Show''}}
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</option>
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{{cquote|<center>Sleeping in my car, I will undress you, sleeping in my car, I will caress you, staying in the back seat of my car, making love, oh...</center>|cite=Roxette's ''Sleeping In My Car''}}
{{cquote|<center>Turn that poop into wine! Turn that poop into wine! Turn that poop into wine!</center>|cite=Eric Andre on ''The Eric Andre Show''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Thou shalt not quote me happy.</center>|cite=dan le sac Vs Scroobius Pip's ''Thou Shalt Always Kill''}}
{{cquote|<center>I'm not on The Daily Show, I'm on MySpace.</center>|cite=Eric Andre on ''The Eric Andre Show''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Thou shalt not go to the same club or bar, week in, week out, just because you once saw a girl there that you fancied that you're never going to fucking talk to!</center>|cite=dan le sac Vs Scroobius Pip's ''Thou Shalt Always Kill''}}
{{cquote|<center>Why does my peepee come out yellow?</center>|cite=Eric Andre on ''The Eric Andre Show''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Thou shalt not make repetitive, generic music. Thou shalt not make repetitive, generic music. Thou shalt not make repetitive, generic music. Thou shalt not make repetitive, generic music.</center>|cite=dan le sac Vs Scroobius Pip's ''Thou Shalt Always Kill''}}
{{cquote|<center>Pretzels is the same.</center>|cite=Hannibal Burress on ''The Eric Andre Show''}}
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{{cquote|<center>And thou shalt always... thou shalt ''always'' kill.</center>|cite=dan le sac Vs Scroobius Pip's ''Thou Shalt Always Kill''}}
{{cquote|<center>Why are you booing me, I'm right!</center>|cite=Hannibal Burress on ''The Eric Andre Show''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Drifting away like a feather in air, letting my words take me away from the hurt and despair. So I'm keeping it vertical forever elevator, riding an escalator to a something that is greater.</center>|cite=Nujabes's ''Feather''}}
{{cquote|<center>This guest is terrible!</center>|cite=Hannibal Burress on ''The Eric Andre Show''}}
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</option>
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{{cquote|<center>And I've seen a sparrow get high, wasting time in the sky. He think it's easy to fly, he's just a little bit freer than I...</center>|cite=Nujabes's ''Ordinary Joe''}}
{{cquote|<center>Hey, hey, Eric, look at me.<br><br>...Bitch.</center>|cite=Hannibal Burress on ''The Eric Andre Show''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Now I'd be the last to deny that I'm just an average guy. Each little bird in the sky is just a little bit freer than I...</center>|cite=Nujabes's ''Ordinary Joe''}}
{{cquote|<center>Welcome to Cautionary Tales of Swords. I'm Trip Fisk.</center>|cite=Trip Fisk in ''Cautionary Tales of Swords''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Is the glass half full or half empty? It's based on your perspective, quite simply. We're the same and we're not, know what I'm saying? Listen, so I ain't better than you, I just think different.</center>|cite=Nujabes's ''Think Different''}}
{{cquote|<center>Whoa, that story was fucking crazier than the last one!</center>|cite=Trip Fisk in ''Cautionary Tales of Swords''}}
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{{cquote|<center>And I will remember your name and face on the day you are judged by the funhouse cast, and I will rejoice in your fall from grace, with a cane to the sky like, "None shall pass."</center>|cite=Aesop Rock's ''None Shall Pass''}}
{{cquote|<center>Now, zoom in on my face. Are you zoomed in? <br><br>''Don't fucking touch swords!''</center>|cite=Trip Fisk in ''Cautionary Tales of Swords''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Water, fire, air, and dirt. Fuckin' magnets, how do they work?! And I don't wanna talk to a scientist, y'all motherfuckers lying, and gettin' me pissed!</center>|cite=Insane Clown Posse's ''Miracles''}}
{{cquote|<center>Our first story is about a dad who really fucked up. It's called "Honey, I Killed Our Son".</center>|cite=Trip Fisk in ''Cautionary Tales of Swords''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Now whip it! Into shape! Shape it up! Get straight! Go forward! Move ahead! Try to detect it! It's not too late! To whip it! Whip it good!</center>|cite=DEVO's ''Whip It''}}
{{cquote|<center>Oh shit, I lied. Here's another story, it's called "Swords Will Fucking Cut Your Hands Off".</center>|cite=Trip Fisk in ''Cautionary Tales of Swords''}}
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{{cquote|<center>When a problem comes along, you must whip it! Before the cream sits out too long, you must whip it! When something's going wrong, you must whip it!</center>|cite=DEVO's ''Whip It''}}
{{cquote|<center>Our first story deals with some pretty heavy shit: racism.</center>|cite=Trip Fisk in ''Cautionary Tales of Swords''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Are we not men?!<br><br>''We are DEVO!''</center>|cite=DEVO's ''Jocko Homo''}}
{{cquote|<center>Conspiracy? ''Fucking-A right it is!''</center>|cite=Trip Fisk in ''Cautionary Tales of Swords''}}
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{{cquote|<center>It's been a bad day, please don't take a picture.</center>|cite=R.E.M's ''Bad Day''}}
{{cquote|<center>Oh, and now I have a goddamn moustache.</center>|cite=Trip Fisk in ''Cautionary Tales of Swords''}}
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{{cquote|<center>We're gonna drive into the sea, to see what's underwater. You got a seat right next to me, it's got to be here somewhere...</center>|cite=Light Light's ''Kilo''}}
{{cquote|<center>You know who's a douchebag? Our fucking retarded mayor.</center>|cite=Trip Fisk in ''Cautionary Tales of Swords''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Of course I was in the right, those geezers were cruising for a bruising.</center>|cite=Narration in Pink Floyd's ''Money''}}
{{cquote|<center>Holy shit, is our mayor a fucking douchebag.</center>|cite=Trip Fisk in ''Cautionary Tales of Swords''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I dunno, I was really drunk at the time!</center>|cite=Narration in Pink Floyd's ''Money''}}
{{cquote|<center>The stroke of death is as a lover's peach, which hurts and is desired!</center>|cite=Trip Fisk in ''Cautionary Tales of Swords''}}
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{{cquote|<center>You give them a short, sharp shock, and they never do it again. Dig it?</center>|cite=Narration in Pink Floyd's ''Us and Them''}}
{{cquote|<center>The show's changed, bitches! Now it's a fucking narrative show, and I'm like goddamn Batman! </center>|cite=Trip Fisk in ''Cautionary Tales of Swords''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Money, it's a crime. Share it fairly, but don't take a slice of my pie.</center>|cite=Pink Floyd's ''Money''}}
{{cquote|<center>You know, Trip, not too many people know this, but I used to be gay. I mean, I'm still gay, but I used to be ''really'' gay, like... I'd suck so many dicks, I wouldn't get anything done gay, you know?</center>|cite=Batman in ''Cautionary Tales of Swords''}}
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{{cquote|<center>And if the cloud bursts, thunder in your ears, you shout and no one seems to hear. And if the band you're in starts playing different tunes, I'll see you on the dark side of the moon.</center>|cite=Pink Floyd's ''Brain Damage''}}
{{cquote|<center>Yeah, well, Batman used to suck a lot of dicks!</center>|cite=Trip Fisk in ''Cautionary Tales of Swords''}}
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{{cquote|<center>And everything under the sun is in tune, but the sun is eclipsed by the moon...</center>|cite=Pink Floyd's ''Eclipse''}}
{{cquote|<center>'''SWORDS ARE NOT FOR DECORATION!'''</center>|cite=Billy's father in ''Cautionary Tales of Swords''}}
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{{cquote|<center>The black and green scarecrow is sadder than me, but now he's resigned to his fate, 'cause life's not unkind, he doesn't mind.</center>|cite=Pink Floyd's ''The Scarecrow''}}
{{cquote|<center>I'm forty years of age, and I've gone to a lot of restaurants, but I've never, ever, ever, ever met someone I believe in as little as you.</center>|cite=Gordon Ramsay in ''Kitchen Nightmares''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Did you see the frightened ones? Did you hear the falling bombs? Did you ever wonder why we had to run for shelter when the promise of a brave new world unfurled beneath a clear blue sky?</center>|cite=Pink Floyd's ''Goodbye Blue Sky''}}
{{cquote|<center>I'm not asking for excuses, I'm here to help. But everything I'm saying, all you're doing is firing bullshit excuses. Don't bullshit me, and I won't bullshit you. Do you understand?</center>|cite=Gordon Ramsay in ''Kitchen Nightmares''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Is there anybody out there?<br><br>Is there anybody out there?<br><br>Is there anybody out there?<br><br>Is there anybody... out there...?</center>|cite=Pink Floyd's ''Is There Anybody Out There?''}}
{{cquote|<center>You're overstaffed, underworked... ''shit food!'' I wouldn't trust you running a bath, let alone a fucking restaurant! You must be out of your tiny mind!</center>|cite=Gordon Ramsay in ''Kitchen Nightmares''}}
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{{cquote|<center>''Are there any queers in the theatre tonight?!''<br><br>'''''GET THEM UP AGAINST THE WALL!!'''''</center>|cite=Pink Floyd's ''In the Flesh''}}
{{cquote|<center>I wouldn't trust you running a ''bath'', let alone a fucking restaurant!</center>|cite=Gordon Ramsay in ''Kitchen Nightmares''}}
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{{cquote|<center>''There's one in the spotlight, he don't look right to me!''<br><br>'''''GET HIM UP AGAINST THE WALL!!'''''</center>|cite=Pink Floyd's ''In the Flesh''}}
{{cquote|<center>You... are a walking disaster.</center>|cite=Gordon Ramsay in ''Kitchen Nightmares''}}
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{{cquote|<center>''That one looks Jewish! And that one's a coon!''<br><br>'''''WHO LET ALL OF THIS RIFF-RAFF INTO THE ROOM?!'''''</center>|cite=Pink Floyd's ''In the Flesh''}}
{{cquote|<center>Then acting fucking responsible! ''You shouldn't even be in the kitchen! '''Get out, GET OUT!!''''' </center>|cite=Gordon Ramsay in ''Kitchen Nightmares''}}
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{{cquote|<center>''There's one smoking a joint! And another with spots! If I had my way...''<br><br> '''''I'D HAVE ALL OF YOU SHOT!!'''''</center>|cite=Pink Floyd's ''In the Flesh''}}
{{cquote|<center>My gran could do better! ''And she's dead!''</center>|cite=Gordon Ramsay in ''Kitchen Nightmares''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Since, my friend, you have revealed your deepest fears, I sentence you to be exposed before your peers!<br><br> '''TEAR DOWN THE WALL!!'''</center>|cite=Pink Floyd's ''The Trial''}}
{{cquote|<center>I can't help people that can't help themselves and cannot ever take one ounce of criticism. And if you're not willing to change, I'm not going to butt heads, argue, scream, whatever you want to say. But this is not normal. </center>|cite=Gordon Ramsay in ''Kitchen Nightmares''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Go on, Judge! Shit on 'im!</center>|cite=Pink Floyd's ''The Trial''}}
{{cquote|<center>Listen, big boy. Right now, you've won jack-fucking-shit! You've got the audacity to stand there, talking to me about a franchise, when we can't even get a pizza right?!</center>|cite=Gordon Ramsay in ''Kitchen Nightmares''}}
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{{cquote|<center>All in all, it's just another brick in the wall.</center>|cite=Pink Floyd's ''Another Brick in the Wall (Part 1)''}}
{{cquote|<center>A restaurant run by three passionate owners? No chance. Brian, he works two days a week. David, well, I don't trust him one little inch. And as for Greg, well, he's pissed off at both of them. Basically in a nutshell, Sleepy, Dopey and Grumpy. Who am I? Snow fucking White?</center>|cite=Gordon Ramsay in ''Kitchen Nightmares''}}
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{{cquote|<center>All in all, you're just another brick in the wall.</center>|cite=Pink Floyd's ''Another Brick in the Wall (Part 2)''}}
{{cquote|<center>I certainly wouldn't put my name on it. I wouldn't even put my enemy's name on that.</center>|cite=Gordon Ramsay in ''Kitchen Nightmares''}}
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{{cquote|<center>All in all, it was all just bricks in the wall.</center>|cite=Pink Floyd's ''Another Brick in the Wall (Part 3)''}}
{{cquote|<center>I'm not here to blow smoke up your fucking ass, let me tell you that. I'm here to fix the restaurant, but you are one big obstacle, aren't you?</center>|cite=Gordon Ramsay in ''Kitchen Nightmares''}}
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{{cquote|<center>But it was only fantasy. The wall was too high, as you can see. No matter how he tried, he could not break free. And the worms ate into his brain.</center>|cite=Pink Floyd's ''Hey You''}}
{{cquote|<center>Here's the difference between you and me: I listen for feedback. You can't handle it. I came here because you asked me to come and help you, and your reaction to me telling you something quite constructive in a very calm manner is a joke.</center>|cite=Gordon Ramsay in ''Kitchen Nightmares''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Fuck all that, we gotta get on with these. Gotta compete with the wily Japanese. No need to worry about the Vietnamese. Got to bring the Russian bear to his knees.</center>|cite=Pink Floyd's ''Not Now John''}}
{{cquote|<center>''Who the fuck are you to turn around and tell me, '''when you work a like pig?! YOU FRENCH PIG!!'''''</center>|cite=Gordon Ramsay in ''Kitchen Nightmares''}}
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{{cquote|<center>One of these days, I'm going to cut you into little pieces.</center>|cite=Pink Floyd's ''One of These Days''}}
{{cquote|<center>''Well if it's your fucking kitchen, '''THEN CLEAN IT, YOU LAZY CUNT!!'''''</center>|cite=Gordon Ramsay in ''Kitchen Nightmares''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Julia Dream, dreamboat queen, queen of all my dreams...</center>|cite=Pink Floyd's ''Julia Dream''}}
{{cquote|<center>Fuck off, you fat, useless, sack of fucking Yankee dankee doodle shit.</center>|cite=Gordon Ramsay in ''Hell's Kitchen''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Emily tries, but misunderstands. She's often inclined to borrow somebody's dreams 'till tomorrow.</center>|cite=Pink Floyd's ''See Emily Play''}}
{{cquote|<center>James is an ass, and we won't be working with him again.</center>|cite=Gabe Newell}}
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{{cquote|<center>There is no other way. Let's try it another way. You'll lose your mind and play free games for May, see Emily play.</center>|cite=Pink Floyd's ''See Emily Play''}}
{{cquote|<center>Windows 8 was like this giant sadness. It just hurt everybody in the PC business.</center>|cite=Gabe Newell}}
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{{cquote|<center>How I wish, how I wish you were here. We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl, year after year. Running over the same old ground, what have we found? The same old fears wish you were here.</center>|cite=Pink Floyd's ''Wish You Were Here''}}
{{cquote|<center>I must apologise for Wimp Lo, he is an idiot. We have purposely trained him wrong, as a joke.</center>|cite=Master Tang in ''Kung Pow - Enter the Fist''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Looking beyond the embers of bridges glowing behind us, to a glimpse of how green it was on the other side. Steps taken forward, but sleepwalking back again. Dragged by the force of some inner tide...</center>|cite=Pink Floyd's ''High Hopes''}}
{{cquote|<center>Okay, so here were my options: A, quickly duck sideways, dodge the claw, then take him out with a spinning back-kick... or B, take the claw in the face, then roll on the ground, and die. <br><br>Hm... should've gone with A.</center>|cite=Master Tang in ''Kung Pow - Enter the Fist''}}
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{{cquote|<center>So I open the door to my enemies, and I ask, "Could we wipe the slate clean?" But they tell me to please go fuck myself, you know you just can't win...</center>|cite=Pink Floyd's ''Lost For Words''}}
{{cquote|<center>I noticed that the neighbourhood snails were massing their forces near my garden and I needed to defend my territory. My friend with Midwestern roots assures me that I can solve this problem by putting a plate of beer in the garden. Apparently snails like beer, but it kills them. Interestingly, it's the only thing snails do quickly. I've been trying to kill myself with beer for decades. I am literally slower than a snail.</center>|cite=Scott Adams}}
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{{cquote|<center>It doesn't have to be like this. All we need to do is make sure we keep talking.</center>|cite=Pink Floyd's ''Keep Talking''}}
{{cquote|<center>Candied pumpkins, sweet egg bread, we love rising from the dead!</center>|cite=Ludo's ''Skeletons on Parade''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I want my... I want my... I want my MTV.</center>|cite=Dire Straits' ''Money For Nothing''}}
{{cquote|<center>Carpals, tarsals, vertebrae! That's us clicking on parade!</center>|cite=Ludo's ''Skeletons on Parade''}}
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{{cquote|<center>See that little fag<!---->got with the earring and the makeup? Yeah buddy, that's his own hair. That little fag<!---->got got his own jet airplane. That little fag<!---->got, he's a millionaire!</center>|cite=Dire Straits' ''Money For Nothing''}}
{{cquote|<center>I move without any muscles, my skull's a cavernous hall! Tendons are made for pulling, my friend, I don't need them at all!</center>|cite=Ludo's ''Skeletons on Parade''}}
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{{cquote|<center>There's a lady who's sure all that glitters is gold, and she's buying a stairway to heaven.</center>|cite=Led Zeppelin's ''Stairway to Heaven''}}
{{cquote|<center>Many people think he's just a regular man! But he's not just any man, he's Skeleton Man!</center>|cite=The Axis of Awesome's ''Skeleton Man''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Communication breakdown, it's always the same. I'm having a nervous breakdown, drive me insane!</center>|cite=Led Zeppelin's ''Communication Breakdown''}}
{{cquote|<center>Ooooooh, Skin Man. Villain in disguise. But Skeleton Man sees through his plan '''with his skeleton eyes!'''</center>|cite=The Axis of Awesome's ''Skeleton Man''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Well show me the way to the next whiskey bar. Oh, don't ask why, oh, don't ask why.</center>|cite=The Doors' ''Alabama Song (Whiskey Bar)''}}
{{cquote|<center>But now I have a red tuba that makes you shit yourself.</center>|cite=A waiter in ''That Mitchell and Webb Look''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Well back in jail, it was getting late. He was butt-raped by a large inmate, and he screamed! But the guards paid no attention to his cries...</center>|cite=Sublime's ''Date Rape''}}
{{cquote|<center>Ooh, and that's a bad miss.</center>|cite=Ted in ''That Mitchell and Webb Look''}}
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{{cquote|<center>The moral of the date rape story, it does not pay to be drunk and horny. But that's the way it had to be. They locked him up and threw away the key. Well, I can't take pity on men of his kind, even though he now takes it in the behind...</center>|cite=Sublime's ''Date Rape''}}
{{cquote|<center>Great! And what shall I do after I've pissed myself? Fuck myself? Eat myself? You're such a... </center>|cite=Jeremy Usborne in ''Peep Show''}}
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{{cquote|<center>This adventure is a one-way street, so please keep your eyes on the radar screen.</center>|cite=The Automatic's ''Keep Your Eyes Peeled''}}
{{cquote|<center>Yes, I'm doing it already! I'm so pathetic that as soon as you ordered me to piss myself, I started the procedure. This is what you've done, you've ground down my sense of self-worth over the years, I hope you're proud! </center>|cite=Jeremy Usborne in ''Peep Show''}}
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{{cquote|<center>This adventure is a one-way street, keep your eyes on the radar screen.</center>|cite=The Automatic's ''Keep Your Eyes Peeled''}}
{{cquote|<center>Piss yourself, stop pissing yourself, it's not that simple, the floodgates are open! You're being a real big dick about this, aren't you?</center>|cite=Jeremy Usborne in ''Peep Show''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Keep the exits clear, I've got to get away. I've got a job to do, there's no room left for mistakes!</center>|cite=The Automatic's ''Keep Your Eyes Peeled''}}
{{cquote|<center>People can start pollution... people can stop it.</center>|cite=''Keep America Beautiful'' campaign}}
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{{cquote|<center>Pack up your accents. Pack your batteries. Now go marching back to the factory. A bunch of dresses, down the mattress. Car park asphalt tastes good, actually.</center>|cite=The Automatic's ''That's What She Said''}}
{{cquote|<center>Everything is perfect now.</center>|cite=Freezepop's ''Swimming Pool''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I like the message on your t-shirt. I don't know what it means, but the colours really work!</center>|cite=The Automatic's ''That's What She Said''}}
{{cquote|<center>At this rate, we're doomed!!</center>|cite=Cap White in ''Elite Beat Agents''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I know I had something to say, but it lost its meaning and it faded away...</center>|cite=The Automatic's ''That's What She Said''}}
{{cquote|<center>You bet, kid!</center>|cite=Hulk in ''Elite Beat Agents''}}
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{{cquote|<center>What's that coming over the hill? Is it a monster? Is it a monster?</center>|cite=The Automatic's ''Monster''}}
{{cquote|<center>Inedible. Tastes like chicken.</center>|cite=Louie in ''Pikmin 2''}}
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{{cquote|<center>And you'll start to compromise, just to get to the other side.</center>|cite=The Automatic's ''Raoul''}}
{{cquote|<center>Eating this flower leads to spectacular, breathtaking indigestion.</center>|cite=Louie in ''Pikmin 2''}}
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{{cquote|<center>It doesn't seem like you mean it. I don't believe that you believe it, and it feels like running with your eyes closed if you forget what you're supposed to be.</center>|cite=The Automatic's ''Raoul''}}
{{cquote|<center>One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know.</center>|cite=Groucho Marx in ''Animal Crackers''}}
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{{cquote|<center>And I find it kinda funny, I find it kinda sad. The dreams in which I'm dying are the best I've ever had... I find it hard to tell you, I find it hard to take, with people running circles, it's a really really mad world.</center>|cite=Gary Jules's ''Mad World''}}
{{cquote|<center>Arstotzka so great, passport not required!</center>|cite=Jorji Costava in ''Papers, Please''}}
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{{cquote|<center>You may think I'm crazy, but I don't even care! Because I can tell what's going on! It's hip to be square!</center>|cite=Huey Lewis and the News' ''Hip to be Square''}}
{{cquote|<center>Ok! Here we go! For Arstotzka! The greatest country!</center>|cite=Jorji Costava in ''Papers, Please''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Goodbye, horses... I'm flying over you... Goodbye, horses... I'm flying, flying, flying over you...</center>|cite=Q Lazzarus's ''Goodbye Horses''}}
{{cquote|<center>Cobrastan is not a real country.</center>|cite=The Inspector in ''Papers, Please''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Hard times, happiest days of my life. Hard times gone by.</center>|cite=The Jetzons' ''Hard Times''}}
{{cquote|<center>Bullshit. I need to earn money today. Give bomb to me. I sell materials and give you cut.</center>|cite=Calensk in ''Papers, Please''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I feel fine with the sun in my eyes, the wind in my hair, we're falling out of this sky. I'm doing better than I thought I would, but nothing's ever as good as when you're on top.</center>|cite=The Wallflowers's ''When You're On Top''}}
{{cquote|<center>That little bitch. I break her in two.</center>|cite=Dari Ludum in ''Papers, Please''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I remember that everyday, I get a little bit closer to you...</center>|cite=The Wallflowers's ''Closer to You''}}
{{cquote|<center>FOR KOLECHIA!</center>|cite=Bombers in ''Papers, Please''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I want a girl with a mind like a diamond. I want a girl who knows what's best. I want a girl with shoes that cut and eyes that burn like cigarettes.</center>|cite=Cake's ''Short Skirt / Long Jacket''}}
{{cquote|<center>I'm gonna settle this!!</center>|cite=Peat in ''100% Orange Juice!''}}
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{{cquote|<center>With fingernails that shine like justice, and a voice that is dark, like tinted glass. She is fast, and thorough, and sharp as a tack. She's touring the facilities, and picking up slack.</center>|cite=Cake's ''Short Skirt / Long Jacket''}}
{{cquote|<center>I'm accelerating.</center>|cite=Suguri in ''100% Orange Juice!''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Doesn't matter if you're skinny, doesn't matter if you're fat, you can dress up like a sultan, in your onion head hat.</center>|cite=Cake's ''Comfort Eagle''}}
{{cquote|<center>It's Piyo's turn now! Syura's powers go beyond hell itself! Allow me to demonstrate!</center>|cite=Syura in ''QP Shooting ~ Dangerous!!''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Let him come into the city, let him shake his lucky penny, let him put it in his pocket, and shake it all around...</center>|cite=Live's ''The Distance''}}
{{cquote|<center>This calls for a good distraction...</center>|cite=Kyousuke in ''QP Shooting ~ Dangerous!!''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Whatever I fear the most is whatever I see before me whenever I let my guard down, whatever I was ignoring.</center>|cite=Toad the Wet Sprocket's ''Whatever I Fear''}}
{{cquote|<center>Oh please. We are both men here and that is a fact.</center>|cite=Kyousuke in ''QP Shooting ~ Dangerous!!''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Love your baby love, sugar baby love, love her any way, love her every day... </center>|cite=The Rubettes' ''Sugar Baby Love''}}
{{cquote|<center>Poppo! Poppopopo!</center>|cite=Marie Poppo in ''100% Orange Juice!''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Hey, sister pretty, your lips are on the city. Everybody's waiting for the honeymoon to end...</center>|cite=Hootie & The Blowfish's ''Hey Sister Pretty''}}
{{cquote|<center>Mau... this isn't what I expected...</center>|cite=Saki in ''Suguri''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I'm still trying to stop this thing from dying, don't forget to kiss me before you beat me up again...</center>|cite=Hootie & The Blowfish's ''Hey Sister Pretty''}}
{{cquote|<center>It turned out we could communicate, so it's a shame. Please die.</center>|cite=Saki in ''Suguri''}}
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{{cquote|<center>And a rock feels no pain. And an island never cries.</center>|cite=Simon & Garfunkel's ''I Am A Rock''}}
{{cquote|<center>It's probably really painful. But, not like I can tell with my messed-up brain. </center>|cite=Nanako in ''Suguri''}}
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{{cquote|<center>So my mind was filled with wonder when the evening headlines read: "Richard Cory went home last night, and put a bullet through his head."</center>|cite=Simon and Garfunkel's ''Richard Cory''}}
{{cquote|<center>I'm sorry... I can't make it back... </center>|cite=Alte in ''Sora''}}
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{{cquote|<center>They move in beauty, two hearts adrift as one... Kissing, and kissing 'til the kiss of morning sun has come...</center>|cite=Stereo Alchemy's ''Young Lovers''}}
{{cquote|<center>Oooooh? You gonna get in my way, girlie?</center>|cite=Tsih in ''Sora''}}
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{{cquote|<center>And here's to you, Mrs. Robinson. Jesus loves you more than you will know... </center>|cite=Simon & Garfunkel's ''Mrs. Robinson''}}
{{cquote|<center>You can sail across the ocean. You can run around that hill. You can show your emotion, don't be afraid to fail...</center>|cite=DEKU's ''Grand Blue''}}
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{{cquote|<center>TV says doughnuts are high in fat, kazoo. Found a hobo in my room. It's Princess Leia, the yodel of life, give me my sweater back or I'll play the guitar!</center>|cite=Lemon Demon's ''Hyakugojyuuichi''}}
{{cquote|<center>Take my hand, we drift away to place beyond the stars... I close my eyes and stay to pray, to be forever and heal my scars...</center>|cite=DEKU's ''Le Train''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Found a hobo in my room, what do I do, he looks dead, bleeding red onto my bedspread, and he also appears to be missing his head?! Why am I holding this gun and axe? Do exploding pacemakers cause heart attacks? Will Mr. Bean ever get his fill, or will he just keep on telling me to kill?</center>|cite=Lemon Demon's ''Hyakugojyuuichi''}}
{{cquote|<center>From now until the end of day, to be with you, and be the best I ever could...</center>|cite=DEKU's ''Le Train''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Take this mop, and shove it, boy, 'cause it's the only way you'll be employed!</center>|cite=Lemon Demon's ''Hyakugojyuuichi''}}
{{cquote|<center>Stand up for love, there is nothing more to say. Stand up for me, what can I say? I see from above, it is time to play, show me love...</center>|cite=DEKU's ''Swordfish''}}
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{{cquote|<center>You won't believe your eyes, you'll go insane, I mean, what's up with that plastic plane? You're an idiot if you disagree, you gotta see Hyakugojyuuichi!</center>|cite=Lemon Demon's ''Hyakugojyuuichi''}}
{{cquote|<center>Here I go... Never thought I would let you know... Won't you stay...? Never wanted to end today...</center>|cite=DEKU's ''Rendezvous''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Dunno what my brain is for, I used to, but I don't no more. I am a consumer whore, I am a consumer whore...</center>|cite=Lemon Demon's ''Consumer Whore''}}
{{cquote|<center>Hey, I'm not done talking yet!</center>|cite=Peat in ''Flying Red Barrel ~Diary of a Little Aviator~''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I don't even know what I'm doing here...</center>|cite=Queens of the Stone Age's ''Quick and to the Pointless''}}
{{cquote|<center>Red Barrel! I'll make you leave the guild today for sure!</center>|cite=Peat in ''Flying Red Barrel ~Diary of a Little Aviator~''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Fat and soft. Pink and weak. Foot and thigh. Tongue and cheek. You know, I'm told they'll swallow you whole, skin and bone...</center>|cite=Queens of the Stone Age's ''Mosquito Song''}}
{{cquote|<center>Well, if it isn't Marc! Still up to the same things?</center>|cite=Fernet in ''Flying Red Barrel ~Diary of a Little Aviator~''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Fish heads, fish heads, roly-poly fish heads. Fish heads, fish heads, eat them up, yum!</center>|cite=Barnes & Barnes' ''Fish Heads''}}
{{cquote|<center>'''Have a jawbreaker!'''</center>|cite=Candyman in ''Lethal League''}}
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{{cquote|<center>In the morning, laughing happy fish heads! In the evening, floating in a soup!</center>|cite=Barnes & Barnes' ''Fish Heads''}}
{{cquote|<center>Hahahaha, the critical error was ''you!''</center>|cite=Switch in ''Lethal League''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Ask a fish head anything you want to, they won't answer, they can't talk!</center>|cite=Barnes & Barnes' ''Fish Heads''}}
{{cquote|<center>'''Feel the beat!'''</center>|cite=Sonata in ''Lethal League''}}
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{{cquote|<center>They can't play baseball, they don't wear sweaters! They're not good dancers, they don't play drums!</center>|cite=Barnes & Barnes' ''Fish Heads''}}
{{cquote|<center>Tch, not even worth my time.</center>|cite=Latch in ''Lethal League''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I took a fish head out to see a movie, didn't have to pay to get it in!</center>|cite=Barnes & Barnes' ''Fish Heads''}}
{{cquote|<center>'''Let's roll!'''</center>|cite=Dice in ''Lethal League''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Roly-poly fish heads are never seen drinking cappuccinos at Italian restaurants with Oriental women!</center>|cite=Barnes & Barnes' ''Fish Heads''}}
{{cquote|<center>Sliced, and diced.</center>|cite=Dice in ''Lethal League''}}
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{{cquote|<center>It's hard to bargle nawdle zouss with all these marbles in my mouth.</center>|cite="Weird Al" Yankovic's ''Smells Like Nirvana''}}
{{cquote|<center>The time has come for me to clear my reputation... by assaulting this young girl!</center>|cite=Schezo in ''Puyo Puyo Tetris''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I love shows with or without a plot, I'll stare 'til my legs are numb, my eyes bloodshot, 'cause I only have got one brain to rot! I'm gonna spend my life watching television a lot!</center>|cite="Weird Al" Yankovic's ''Couch Potato''}}
{{cquote|<center>I'm trying to talk to my adorable friends, and you won't shut your lousy yap!!</center>|cite=Schezo in ''Puyo Puyo Tetris''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Oh, why'd I have to go and get myself all mutilated? I gotta tell ya, life without a head kinda makes me irritated.</center>|cite="Weird Al" Yankovic's ''A Complicated Song''}}
{{cquote|<center>Finally! You and I are going to score together!</center>|cite=Schezo in ''Puyo Puyo Tetris''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Put down your chainsaw and listen to me, it's time for us to join in the fight! It's time to let your babies grow up to be cowboys, it's time to let the bedbugs bite!</center>|cite="Weird Al" Yankovic's ''Dare to be Stupid''}}
{{cquote|<center>Rulue loves the Dark Prince, Rulue loves the Dark Prince!</center>|cite=Arle in ''Puyo Puyo Tetris''}}
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{{cquote|<center>You can be a coffee achiever, you can sit around the house and watch ''Leave It To Beaver!'' The future's up to you, so whatcha gonna do?!<br><br>''Dare to be stupid! Dare to be stupid!''</center>|cite="Weird Al" Yankovic's ''Dare to be Stupid''}}
{{cquote|<center>'''Hear me roar!!'''</center>|cite=Draco in ''Puyo Puyo Tetris''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I could've wished a thousand wishes, for this night I can't believe, that it's finally me and you, and you and me, just us, and your friend Steve.</center>|cite=Garfunkel and Oates' ''Me, You, and Steve''}}
{{cquote|<center>I am cowboy. My gums are bleeding. Lo, I am ruptured.</center>|cite="The Abstract Foreign Western" in Don Hertzfeldt's ''Genre''}}
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{{cquote|<center>It's not that I don't like your friend, but how many hours with him can you spend? It's not that I don't think he's great, but it's only you... only you... I wanna fellate...</center>|cite=Garfunkel and Oates' ''Me, You, and Steve''}}
{{cquote|<center>Wonderful buckets of romance for two...</center>|cite="The Science Fiction Musical" in Don Hertzfeldt's ''Genre''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Fuck me in the ass, 'cause I love Jesus, the good Lord would want it that way. Gimme that sweet sensation of a throbbing rationalisation, it's just between you and me, 'cause everyone knows it's the sex that God can't see!</center>|cite=Garfunkel and Oates' ''The Loophole''}}
{{cquote|<center>Yes, it's true. This man has no dick.</center>|cite=Peter Venkman in ''Ghostbusters''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Woo-ee-ooh, I look just like Buddy Holly. Oh, oh, and you're Mary Tyler Moore. I don't care what they say about us anyway, I don't care about that!</center>|cite=Weezer's ''Buddy Holly''}}
{{cquote|<center>Well that's something you don't see every day.</center>|cite=Peter Venkman in ''Ghostbusters''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I'm dumb, she's a lesbian, I thought I had found the one. We were good as married in my mind, but married in my mind's no good.</center>|cite=Weezer's ''Pink Triangle''}}
{{cquote|<center>Twenty twenty twenty four hours to go, I wanna be sedated. Nothing to do and nowhere to go, I wanna be sedated.</center>|cite=Ramones' ''I Wanna Be Sedated''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Oh, pink triangle on her sleeve, let me know the truth, let me know the truth...</center>|cite=Weezer's ''Pink Triangle''}}
{{cquote|<center>There's no law, no law anymore, I wanna steal from the rich, and give to the poor...</center>|cite=Ramones' ''Howling at the Moon (Sha-La-La)''}}
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{{cquote|<center>God damn you half-Japanese girls. Do it to me every time...!</center>|cite=Weezer's ''El Scorcho''}}
{{cquote|<center>I met her at the Burger King, we fell in love by the soda machine. So we took the car downtown, the kids were hanging out all around. Then we went down to Coney Island, on the coaster and around again, and no one's gonna ever tear us apart, 'cause she's my sweetheart.</center>|cite=Ramones' ''Oh Oh I Love Her So''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I told you I would return, when the robin makes his nest, but I ain't never coming back... I'm sorry, I'm sorry... I'm sorry...</center>|cite=Weezer's ''Butterfly''}}
{{cquote|<center>Hanging out on a night like this, I'm gonna give her a great big kiss. I'm gonna make her mine, and everything's gonna be real fine.</center>|cite=Ramones' ''Oh Oh I Love Her So''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I'll look in the mirror, and I'll be tickled pink. I don't give a hoot about what you think!</center>|cite=Weezer's ''Pork and Beans''}}
{{cquote|<center>Hey, ho, let's go! Hey, ho, let's go!</center>|cite=Ramones' ''Blitzkreig Bop''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I'm killing your brain like a poisonous mushroom!</center>|cite=Vanilla Ice's ''Ice Ice Baby''}}
{{cquote|<center>I don't want to have to shout it out, I don't want my hair to fall out, I don't want to be filled with doubt, I don't want to be a good boy scout, I don't want to have to learn to count, I don't want to have the biggest amount, I don't want to grow up...</center>|cite=Ramones' ''I Don't Want To Grow Up''}}
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{{cquote|<center>When I hold you in my arms, and I feel my finger on your trigger, I know that no one can do us no harm! Because happiness is a warm gun.</center>|cite=The Beatles' ''Happiness is a Warm Gun''}}
{{cquote|<center>I don't wanna grow up! I don't wanna grow up! If growing up means being like you, then I don't want to be like you! </center>|cite=Descendents' ''I Don't Want To Grow Up''}}
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{{cquote|<center>'''I GOT BLISTERS ON ME FINGERS!!'''</center>|cite=Ringo Starr in ''Helter Skelter''}}
{{cquote|<center>We're the proud, the few, Descendents rockin' alone tonight! We're the proud, the few, Descendents pickin' our butts tonight!</center>|cite=Descendents' ''Descendents''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Wouldn't it be nice if we were older? Then we wouldn't have to wait so long, and wouldn't it be nice to live together, in the kind of world where we belong?</center>|cite=The Beach Boys' ''Wouldn't It Be Nice''}}
{{cquote|<center>I'm lonely today, won't you come out to play? When I'm with you, all the world goes away. Your smile and your eyes, they keep me alive, your voice is a bell that massages my mind. </center>|cite=Descendents' ''In Love This Way''}}
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{{cquote|<center>What's the ugliest part of your body? Some say your nose, some say your toes... but I think it's your mind.</center>|cite=Frank Zappa's ''What's the Ugliest Part of Your Body?''}}
{{cquote|<center>And it makes me wonder. And it makes me sad. And it makes me nervous. And it makes me oh so mad...</center>|cite=Descendents' ''In Love This Way''}}
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{{cquote|<center>And all the people said, "What a shame that he's dead, but wasn't he a most peculiar man?" </center>|cite=Simon & Garfunkel's ''A Most Peculiar Man''}}
{{cquote|<center>My silly girl, I'm begging you, tell me all the things I wanna hear! My silly girl, I'm in love with you...</center>|cite=Descendents' ''Silly Girl''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I, I want to go, I got to run, run to the moment and set me free... You tell me why, I hear the sound, the sound of my dream...</center>|cite=Dj Splash's ''Sound of My Dream''}}
{{cquote|<center>My silly girl, I'm begging you, don't stop being a silly girl! My silly girl, I'm in love with you...</center>|cite=Descendents' ''Silly Girl''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Come and take a trip with me, to a land where love is free, follow me into the light, everything's gonna be alright...</center>|cite=Dune's ''Can't Stop Raving''}}
{{cquote|<center>No more fat! No more fat! No more chicken pot pies, no more chorizo... I can't have that!<br><br>''...Fuck!''</center>|cite=Descendents' ''No Fat Burger''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Just go and take my hand, I will show you promised land, stay with me in paradise, so our future can be nice...</center>|cite=Dune's ''Can't Stop Raving''}}
{{cquote|<center>No more fat! No more fat! I like food, but all the food that tastes good... I can't have that!</center>|cite=Descendents' ''No Fat Burger''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Pika pika, body sparkles! Athena, show me that psycho sword! Pause.</center>|cite=Dj Dicks's ''The Psycho Ball''}}
{{cquote|<center>I'm the one, I've been here for you all along! I'm the one, whose shoulder you've been cryin' on!</center>|cite=Descendents' ''I'm The One''}}
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{{cquote|<center>GOD DAMMIT. GOD DAMMIT. I'M SICK OF ALL THESE GODDAMN BANANAS.</center>|cite=Dj Dicks's ''Bananas''}}
{{cquote|<center>Got up this morning to make some coffee, everything sucks today. Prayed someone hired a hitman to off me, everything sucks today.</center>|cite=Descendents' ''Everything Sux''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I'll grab all night if I damn well please, 'cause no girl can resist my '''Gravity Squeeze!'''</center>|cite=Dj Dicks's ''Gravity Squeeze''}}
{{cquote|<center>''I don't wanna smell your muff!''</center>|cite=Descendents' ''I Wanna Be A Bear''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Always, I wanna be with you, and make believe with you, and live in harmony, harmony, oh love...</center>|cite=Erasure's ''Always''}}
{{cquote|<center>Another day goes by, we can't live like this anymore, can't live without love!</center>|cite=Descendents' ''Without Love''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Thank you stars for giving to me the greatest gift that's still yet to be. I don't mind if fate's playing games... I'm happy all the same!</center>|cite=Lizz Robinett's ''Renai Circulation''}}
{{cquote|<center>You're a no-good son of a bitch, you arrogant assholes! Your pants are too tight, you fucking homos! You suck, Mr. Buttfuck, you don't belong here! ''Go away, you fucking gay, '''I'm not a loser!!'''''</center>|cite=Descendents' ''I'm Not A Loser''}}
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{{cquote|<center>'''LOVE ME LOVE ME LOVE ME DO!'''<br><br>'''GIVE ME GIVE ME GIVE ME HUG!'''</center>|cite=Reol's ''LUVORATORRRRRY!''}}
{{cquote|<center>Why can't you see you torture me? You're already thinking about someone else. When he comes home, you'll be in his arms, and I'll be gone, but I know my day will come, I know someday, I'll be the only one.</center>|cite=Descendents' ''Hope''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I give you love, you give me energy, when I'm dancing on stage, you make me feel free! Tender devotion and desire give you every night!</center>|cite=Judy Crystal's ''Nori Nori Nori''}}
{{cquote|<center>But I know my day will come, I know someday, I'll be the only one.</center>|cite=Descendents' ''Hope''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Make him handsome, make him strong, make him the kind to last the whole night long!</center>|cite=jun's ''TRUE♥LOVE''}}
{{cquote|<center>When you're on the streets with a needle in your arm, selling your body for another fix, who's gonna pick you up and take you home with them tonight?<br><br>Not me... not me... not me... not me... not me... not me...<br><br> ''Not me!''</center>|cite=Descendents' ''Bikeage''}}
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{{cquote|<center>All I want, lying here with you, feeling like heaven.</center>|cite=Ryu☆'s ''Second Heaven''}}
{{cquote|<center>Listen up, man, I'll tell you who I am, just another stupid American! You don't wanna listen, you don't wanna understand, so finish up your drink and go home!</center>|cite=Descendents' '''Merican''}}
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{{cquote|<center>All I want, lying here with you, feeling like heaven. All I want, lying here with you, feeling like heaven.</center>|cite=Ryu☆'s ''Second Heaven''}}
{{cquote|<center>I think of all the things that I would do, if wishes could come true!</center>|cite= ALL's ''Wishing Well''}}
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{{cquote|<center>'''''SOMEBODY SCREAM!!'''''</center>|cite=Ryu☆'s ''Second Heaven''}}
{{cquote|<center>I want to put an end to all of them, but I don't know where to begin! 'Cause I'm pretty sure the world's on heroin!</center>|cite=ALL's''World's on Heroin''}}
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{{cquote|<center>World of silence, creepin' slightless time,<br><br>port of sadness, sleepin' flightless mind,<br><br>world of silence, blinkin' farthest light,<br><br>road of brightness, I will get there,<br><br>and shinin', shinin', shinin', shinin', shinin'...</center>|cite=Mondo Grosso's ''Shinin'''}}
{{cquote|<center>I'm the only boy who can make you see that you're the only girl in the world for me! I know I can make everything just perfect...!</center>|cite= ALL's ''Just Perfect''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Oh, I push my way through the crowd, now hear the sound of the ground. Oh, I push my way through the crowd, just start at dawn from the clouds.</center>|cite=Mondo Grosso's ''Shinin'''}}
{{cquote|<center>Our name is ALL, and we wrote this song! It's not very good, people say it's too long! Well, listen up, Alfredo, this is for you! The reason why we wrote this is to ''get some free food!''</center>|cite= ALL's ''Alfredo's''}}
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{{cquote|<center>If you want to light my heart, use a candle, not your Bic.</center>|cite=Mondo Grosso's ''Blaze It Up'''}}
{{cquote|<center>I can start over today, live my life a different way, can't find a way to erase bad times to make everything okay... I'll start over and live ''every single day!''</center>|cite=Pennywise's ''Every Single Day''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I'll hold on, 'cause it's you I love so dearly. When the rain, the storm, and all is done, caress me with your sweet lullaby...</center>|cite=Mitsunori Ikeda's ''Fallen Angel''}}
{{cquote|<center>Tonight, let's draw the blinds, there's nothing out there worth our time! We all need to unwind, and drown our demons in cheap wine!</center>|cite=The Drowns' ''Demons''}}
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{{cquote|<center>So close your eyes and make a wish, today's the day that I am fighting you. It's my turn to be a champion.</center>|cite=TCY Force's ''Champion''}}
{{cquote|<center>Yeah, I've been drinking, yeah, I've been drunk! I lost my shirt on a game of stud!</center>|cite=Darkbuster's ''Whiskey Will''}}
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{{cquote|<center>So shut your lies, and count to three, I'll take you down and you'll be smithereens. It's my chance to be a champion.</center>|cite=TCY Force's ''Champion''}}
{{cquote|<center>Jack in a bottle, Jack in a cup, Jack on the rocks, or Jack straight up!</center>|cite=Darkbuster's ''Whiskey Will''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Can I take another step? I've done everything I can, all the people that I see, I will never understand. If I find a way to change, if I step into the light, then I'll never be the same, and it all will fade to white...</center>|cite=nomico's ''Bad Apple!!''}}
{{cquote|<center>If she don't kill me... '''The whiskey will!'''</center>|cite=Darkbuster's ''Whiskey Will''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Can you tell me who you are? Can you tell me where I am? I've forgotten how to see, I've forgotten if I can. If I opened up my eyes, there'd be no more going back, 'cause I'd throw it all all away, and it all would fade to black...</center>|cite=nomico's ''Bad Apple!!''}}
{{cquote|<center>If it's late, you need to call, Gurley wouldn't mind at all! If it's one or two AM, Gurley will still be your friend!</center>|cite=Darkbuster's ''Gurley's Cell Phone Number''}}
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{{cquote|<center>How come I must know where obsession needs to go? How come I must know where the passion hides its feelings?</center>|cite= See-Saw's ''Obsession''}}
{{cquote|<center>Well don't you fret, and don't you worry, I'm sure Gurley's in no hurry!</center>|cite=Darkbuster's ''Gurley's Cell Phone Number''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Do you see Banana Man hopping over the white-hot sand? Here he come with some for me, freshly taken from banana tree.</center>|cite=Tally Hall's ''Banana Man''}}
{{cquote|<center>If Grandma was a Nazi, it wouldn't make a fuck to me! Yeah, if Grandma was a Nazi, it wouldn't make a fuck to me!</center>|cite=Darkbuster's ''Grandma Was A Nazi''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Do you want a banana? Peel it down, and go, mmm mmm mmm mmm. Do you want a banana? Dis banana for you.</center>|cite=Tally Hall's ''Banana Man''}}
{{cquote|<center>If Grandma was a Nazi, it wouldn't make a fuck to me!</center>|cite=Darkbuster's ''Grandma Was A Nazi''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Tomorrow morning, on the plane, no banana make you go insane. Floating back to busy town, no banana make you wanna frown.</center>|cite=Tally Hall's ''Banana Man''}}
{{cquote|<center>If Grandma was a Nazi, it wouldn't make a fuck to me! 'Cause it's 2004, and Grandma ain't a Nazi anymore!</center>|cite=Darkbuster's ''Grandma Was A Nazi''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Marvin walked into a helpless land, and wondered lightly, am I happy? Is this happy?</center>|cite=Tally Hall's ''Taken For A Ride''}}
{{cquote|<center>Some cunt sneezed on my sub today, some cunt sneezed on my sub today, I think I got pneumonia!</center>|cite=Darkbuster's ''Some Cunt Sneezed On My Sub''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Marvin's Marvellous Mechanical Museum. Known from coast to coast, like butter and toast.</center>|cite=Tally Hall's ''Welcome to Tally Hall''}}
{{cquote|<center>I'll tell the truth about a guy, he's tough and mean, but on the inside, he's really nice! And you should know that if you see him out at a show, you wanna fight? You wanna dance? He'll make you shit your fucking pants!</center>|cite=Darkbuster's ''Believe in Packer''}}
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{{cquote|<center>You told me to buy a pony, but all I wanted was you...</center>|cite=Tally Hall's ''Hidden in the Sand''}}
{{cquote|<center>He's been convicted! A three-time felon! Believe in Packer!</center>|cite=Darkbuster's ''Believe in Packer''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I'm telling you, it's not a trick, pay attention, don't be thick, or you're liable to get licked.</center>|cite=April March's ''Chick Habit''}}
{{cquote|<center>He'd sell your grandma a bag of coke, an Army veteran, and buddy, that's no joke! He's got a bike, he'd slap a dyke, some kind of hero, some kinda thug! You want a haircut? Try this instead: He'll punch the hair right off your head!</center>|cite=Darkbuster's ''Believe in Packer''}}
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{{cquote|<center>You're gonna see the reason why when they're spittin' in your eye, they'll be spittin' in your eye.</center>|cite=April March's ''Chick Habit''}}
{{cquote|<center>But he's a friend, and that's a fact, believe in Packer!</center>|cite=Darkbuster's ''Believe in Packer''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Oh, how your bubble's gonna burst, when you meet another nurse, she'll be drivin' in a hearse.</center>|cite=April March's ''Chick Habit''}}
{{cquote|<center>Don't need no other Packers, 'cause we believe in Packer!</center>|cite=Darkbuster's ''Believe in Packer''}}
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{{cquote|<center>You're gonna need a heap of glue when they all catch up with you, and they cut you up in two.</center>|cite=April March's ''Chick Habit''}}
{{cquote|<center>Can't own a gun! He's got a knife! He's the barber with four eyes! We'd follow him until the end! He's Ryan Packer!</center>|cite=Darkbuster's ''Believe in Packer''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Everything you know is wrong, just forget the words and sing along. All you need to understand is everything you know is wrong.</center>|cite="Weird Al" Yankovic's ''Everything You Know Is Wrong"}}
{{cquote|<center>Thank you for letting us use your truck!<br><br>...Ya fuck, ya.</center>|cite=Darkbuster's ''Believe in Packer''}}
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{{cquote|<center>We all said, when I get older, I will be stronger, they'll call me freedom, just like a wavin' flag. And then it goes back, and then it goes back, and then it goes back, and then it goes...</center>|cite=K'naan's ''Wavin' Flag''}}
{{cquote|<center>Many moons, many moons... I won't be coming home in many moons...</center>|cite=Darkbuster's ''Many Moons''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Who's the black private dick that's a sex machine to all the chicks?<br><br>''Shaft!''</center>|cite=Isaac Hayes's ''Theme From Shaft''}}
{{cquote|<center>When the room's spinnin', spinnin' around... I'll suck another one down.</center>|cite=Darkbuster's ''Swillies Lament (Liquor)''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I possess a gaping chasm that swallows all matter. A pit of gravity that grows fatter...</center>|cite=SexuaLobster's ''Fill My Black Hole''}}
{{cquote|<center>Punk rock's not dead, punk rock is heating up the place! Punk rock's not dead, how 'bout this punk rock in your face?!</center>|cite=Darkbuster's ''Punk Rock's Not Dead''}}
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{{cquote|<center>A singularity straight into my soul... oh baby baby, fill my black hole...</center>|cite=SexuaLobster's ''Fill My Black Hole''}}
{{cquote|<center>Johnny woke up this morning, he felt kinda weird! His nuts swelled overnight! He went to scratch his dicky beard, and he had balls the size of cantaloupes!</center>|cite=Darkbuster's ''Cantaloupes''}}
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{{cquote|<center>It's not just any mammal... it's a space walrus!</center>|cite=SexuaLobster's ''Space Walrus''}}
{{cquote|<center>'Loupes! He's got 'loupes! He's got balls the size of cantaloupes!</center>|cite=Darkbuster's ''Cantaloupes''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Such is my love for you, that I lay a puppy on your pillow. ''And then I sprinkle it with chocolate...!''</center>|cite=SexuaLobster's ''Passion of the Manwhore''}}
{{cquote|<center>I wanna join the NRA, no retards allowed! We're semi-automatic psychopathic fucks, we're armed, and we're proud!</center>|cite=Darkbuster's ''Join the NRA''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Ducks float buoyantly on a pond of my desire... reflected in a labyrinth of my pain...</center>|cite=SexuaLobster's ''Passion of the Manwhore''}}
{{cquote|<center>Don't give me a reason to take your life, please, whatever you do! Shoot your family, and shoot your wife, and it's hunting season on you!</center>|cite=Darkbuster's ''Join the NRA''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Nothing aggravates a delicate situation much more than a massive detonation.</center>|cite=SexuaLobster's ''The Great Chimp Heist''}}
{{cquote|<center>I wanna be a member of the NRA, no rejects at all! If my piece runs out of lead, I'll kick you in the balls!</center>|cite=Darkbuster's ''Join the NRA''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Bah, Plan B is weak as piss! Who the hell put you up to this?!</center>|cite=SexuaLobster's ''The Great Chimp Heist''}}
{{cquote|<center>Well I know I miss more than hit, with a face that was launched to sink, and I seldom feel the bright relief. It's been the worst day since yesterday.</center>|cite=Flogging Molly's ''The Worst Day Since Yesterday''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Now it's Istanbul, not Constantinople. Why did Constantinople get the works? That's nobody's business but the Turks'!</center>|cite=They Might Be Giants' ''Istanbul (Not Constantinople)''}}
{{cquote|<center>If there's one thing I have said, it's that the dreams I once had now lay in bed. As the four winds blow my wits through the door, it's been the worst day since yesterday.</center>|cite=Flogging Molly's ''The Worst Day Since Yesterday''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I see trees of green, red roses too. I see them bloom for me and you. And I think to myself... what a wonderful world.</center>|cite=Louis Armstrong's ''What a Wonderful World''}}
{{cquote|<center>Must it take a life for hateful eyes to glisten once again?! 'Cause we found ourselves in the same old mess, singing drunken lullabies!</center>|cite=Flogging Molly's ''Drunken Lullabies''}}
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{{cquote|<center>We'll meet again, don't know where, don't know when, but I know we'll meet again, some sunny day.</center>|cite=Vera Lynn's ''We'll Meet Again''}}
{{cquote|<center>This drowning sorrow is shaking me more than it ever has before, the road signs reading "bitter end" leave me suspect of a crime.</center>|cite=Student Rick's ''Falling For You''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Generally speaking, things have gone about as far as they can possibly go when things have gotten about as bad as they can reasonably get. </center>|cite=The Player in Tom Stoppard's ''Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead''}}
{{cquote|<center>Are you going to be waiting when I get home? We'll stay up all night, getting drunk and watching sunsets on our porch.</center>|cite=Student Rick's ''Falling For You''}}
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{{cquote|<center>What does a brother have to do to pacify a bitch?! I'm telling you G, I've tried everything! God be my witness! I have shown respect, charm, under-fucking-standing! But that is the last fucking straw!</center>|cite=Isaac Washington in ''House of the Dead Overkill''}}
{{cquote|<center>I'm dying to explain my heart to you now. There's so much on my mind, it's tearing me apart.</center>|cite=Student Rick's ''Falling For You''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I'm gonna rip yo motherfucking balls off!</center>|cite=Isaac Washington in ''House of the Dead Overkill''}}
{{cquote|<center>I'm dying to explain my heart to you now. I'm dying to explain my heart to you now. There's so much on my mind, it's tearing me apart. There's so much on my mind, it's tearing me apart.</center>|cite=Student Rick's ''Falling For You''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Don't diss my wheels, she's my pride and joy!</center>|cite=Isaac Washington in ''House of the Dead Overkill''}}
{{cquote|<center>Yesterday has gone away now. When we used to play has gone away now.</center>|cite=Student Rick's ''Yesterday''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Wassup, motherfucker?!</center>|cite=Isaac Washington in ''House of the Dead Overkill''}}
{{cquote|<center>Hey, there's ego in my way. Lucky for me, I've got the patience of a saint. Ready, steady, these days are high and heady, there's so much more left to say, but there's ego in my way.</center>|cite=The High-Speed Scene's ''The Iroc-Z Song''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Procedure can kiss my ass!</center>|cite=Isaac Washington in ''House of the Dead Overkill''}}
{{cquote|<center>At 10 past 9, a feeling that's hard to define, I pass you by, and wonder what you have to hide...</center>|cite=Wintergreen's ''When I Wake Up''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I figured we'd kill every motherfucker who stands in our way.</center>|cite=Isaac Washington in ''House of the Dead Overkill''}}
{{cquote|<center>At 10 'till 1, and I've lost track of everyone. My friends are gone, there's no one here to rely on...</center>|cite=Wintergreen's ''When I Wake Up''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Fuck that, Colombo! Shoot to maim!</center>|cite=Isaac Washington in ''House of the Dead Overkill''}}
{{cquote|<center>And when I wake up, you're wearing makeup, you are leaving everything that we had behind. It doesn't make sense, but it makes no difference, the way you looked at me made it feel alright...</center>|cite=Wintergreen's ''When I Wake Up''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Just shoot! Shit!</center>|cite=Isaac Washington in ''House of the Dead Overkill''}}
{{cquote|<center>Ladies and gentlemen... <br><br>''Welcome to the disclaimer!'' <br><br>That's right, the disclaimer! This American apple pie institution known as "Parental Discretion" will cleanse any sense of innuendo or sarcasm from the lyrics that might actually make you think, and will also insult your intelligence at the same time! <br><br>''So protect your family!'' <br><br>This album contains explicit depictions of things which are ''real!'' These ''real'' things are commonly known as ''life!'' So if it sounds sarcastic, don't take it seriously! If it sounds dangerous, do ''not'' try this at home, or at all! And if it offends you, ''just don't listen to it!''</center>|cite=The Offspring's ''Disclaimer''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Damn right, this is bad! Have you seen the prices?!</center>|cite=Isaac Washington in ''House of the Dead Overkill''}}
{{cquote|<center>So if it sounds sarcastic, don't take it seriously! If it sounds dangerous, do ''not'' try this at home, or at all! And if it offends you, ''just don't listen to it!''</center>|cite=The Offspring's ''Disclaimer''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Frankly, Casanova, I'd be more worried about reading the last 24 hours as a damning fucking indictment of contemporary feminism.</center>|cite=Isaac Washington in ''House of the Dead Overkill''}}
{{cquote|<center>Operation is in sight, and the field is open wide, when you break it, then you know you're still alive! If the cops don't make you pay, and you make your getaway, then you know that's one fine day!</center>|cite=The Offspring's ''One Fine Day''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I just think two dick-wielding cop clichés taking down a hundred-foot birthing mother is a statement fairly limited in its interpretations.</center>|cite=Isaac Washington in ''House of the Dead Overkill''}}
{{cquote|<center>I believe it's my God-given right to destroy everything in my sight, 'cause it never gets dull, it never gets old, the only thing it gets is more bold! Drinkin', fightin', going to the game, in our world, it's a way to stay sane! If you're asking me to have it my way, I'd say, that's one fine day!</center>|cite=The Offspring's ''One Fine Day''}}
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{{cquote|<center>They met as adversaries. They fought as allies. But to their enemies... they were righteous motherfuckers!</center>|cite=The Narrator in ''House of the Dead Overkill''}}
{{cquote|<center>I believe it's my God-given right to destroy everything in my sight, 'cause it never gets dull, it never gets old, the only thing it gets is more bold!</center>|cite=The Offspring's ''One Fine Day''}}
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{{cquote|<center>''House of the Dead Overkill''. It's not just good... It's fucking delicious! Critics said, it's fucking good. Others critics said, it's ''motherfucking'' good!</center>|cite=The Narrator in ''House of the Dead Overkill''}}
{{cquote|<center>Drinkin', fightin', going to the game, in our world, it's a way to stay sane! If you're asking me to have it my way, I'd say, that's one fine day!</center>|cite=The Offspring's ''One Fine Day''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Isaac Washington. Make him mad, and he'll rip your balls off!</center>|cite=The Narrator in ''House of the Dead Overkill''}}
{{cquote|<center>I won't pay, I won't pay ya, no way! Na, na, why don't you get a job?!</center>|cite=The Offspring's ''Why Don't You Get A Job?''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Type anything, as long as you... '''Type like a Motherfucker'''</center>|cite=Final Exam instructions in ''Typing of the Dead Overkill''}}
{{cquote|<center>Say, no way, no way, no way! Na, na, why don't you get a job?!</center>|cite=The Offspring's ''Why Don't You Get A Job?''}}
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{{cquote|<center>No means no, and stop snivelling, you little shit! By the way, I'm not your daddy. I just kinda... fuck your mom.</center>|cite=One Night in Bayou from ''House of the Dead Overkill''}}
{{cquote|<center>Now dance, fucker, dance, man, he never had a chance! And no one even knew it was really only you! And you steal away, take him out today! Nice work you did, you're gonna go far, kid!</center>|cite=The Offspring's ''You're Gonna Go Far, Kid''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I want to return to the womb!</center>|cite=Clement Darling in ''House of the Dead Overkill''}}
{{cquote|<center>Day after day, your home life's a wreck, the powers that be just breathe down your neck! You get no respect, you get no relief, you gotta speak up, and yell out your piece!</center>|cite=The Offspring's ''All I Want''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I can't go on in a world without my mommy!</center>|cite=Clement Darling in ''House of the Dead Overkill''}}
{{cquote|<center>When we were young, the future was so bright, the old neighbourhood was so alive, and every kid on the whole damn street was gonna make it big and not be beat! Now the neighbourhood's cracked and torn, the kids are grown up, but their lives are worn! How can one little street swallow so many lives...?!</center>|cite=The Offspring's ''The Kids Aren't Alright''}}
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{{cquote|<center>G? What the fuck does that even mean?!</center>|cite=Clement Darling in ''House of the Dead Overkill''}}
{{cquote|<center>How do you feel? How do you feel? How do you feel?! It's this feeling called "lust!"</center>|cite=Suburban Rhythm's ''Lust''}}
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{{cquote|<center>And Isaac Jr. had a problem with my name?! You gonna tell me what the fuck the G stands for?!</center>|cite=Varla Guns in ''House of the Dead Overkill''}}
{{cquote|<center>Punk rock girl, please look at me! Punk rock girl, what do you see? Let's travel around the world, just you and me, punk rock girl!</center>|cite=The Dead Milkmen's ''Punk Rock Girl''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I was named after my daddy! And that shit is biblical!</center>|cite=Isaac Washington in ''House of the Dead Overkill''}}
{{cquote|<center>Punk rock girl, give me a chance! Punk rock girl, let's go slamdance! We'll dress like Minnie Pearl, just you and me, punk rock girl!</center>|cite=The Dead Milkmen's ''Punk Rock Girl''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Clement more than likely fucked his mother, and not once, not ''once'', did you call him "motherfucker", when indeed he was, most probably, a real motherfucker! So, what does that tell you?</center>|cite=Agent G in ''House of the Dead Overkill''}}
{{cquote|<center>It makes no sense, punk rock girl, your dad is the vice president! Rich as the Duke of Earl, yeah, you're for me, punk rock girl!</center>|cite=The Dead Milkmen's ''Punk Rock Girl''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Shit, man! That ain't right!</center>|cite=Isaac Washington in ''House of the Dead Overkill''}}
{{cquote|<center>Punk rock girl, you look so wild! Punk rock girl, let's have a child! We'll name her Minnie Pearl, just you and me! Eat fudge banana swirls, just you and me! We'll travel 'round the world, just you and me, punk rock girl!</center>|cite=The Dead Milkmen's ''Punk Rock Girl''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Shit! The G stand for genocide, motherfucker?!</center>|cite=Isaac Washington in ''House of the Dead Overkill''}}
{{cquote|<center>She's Lump, she's Lump, she's Lump, she's in my head! She's Lump, she's Lump, she's Lump, she might be dead!</center>|cite=The Presidents of the United States of America's ''Lump''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I just wanted the fucking soup!</center>|cite=A civilian in ''House of the Dead Overkill''}}
{{cquote|<center>God save the Queen, the fascist regime! They made you a moron, a potential H-bomb!</center>|cite=Sex Pistols' ''God Save the Queen''}}
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{{cquote|<center>She's got small tits! Don't use the one with small tits, Clement. I forbid it.</center>|cite=Clement Darling's mother in ''House of the Dead Overkill''}}
{{cquote|<center>Don't be told what you want! Don't be told what you need! There's no future, no future, no future for you!</center>|cite=Sex Pistols' ''God Save the Queen''}}
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{{cquote|<center>May 19, 1998<br><br>Fever gone but itchy. Today hungry and eat doggie food.<br><br><br>May 21 1998<br><br>Itchy itchy Scott came ugly face so killed him. Tasty.<br><br><br>4 / /<br><br>Itchy. Tasty.</center>|cite=The Keeper's Diary in ''Resident Evil''}}
{{cquote|<center>Bloody screaming fucking bloody mess! Not an animal, '''IT'S AN ABORTION!!'''</center>|cite=Sex Pistols' ''Bodies''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Itchy itchy Scott came ugly face so killed him. Tasty.</center>|cite=The Keeper's Diary in ''Resident Evil''}}
{{cquote|<center>Fuck this, and fuck that! Fuck it all and fuck a fucking brat!</center>|cite=Sex Pistols' ''Bodies''}}
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{{cquote|<center>4 / / Itchy. Tasty.</center>|cite=The Keeper's Diary in ''Resident Evil''}}
{{cquote|<center>Throbbing squirm, gurgling bloody mess! I'm not a discharge! I'm not a loss in protein! I'm not a throbbing squirm!</center>|cite=Sex Pistols' ''Bodies''}}
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{{cquote|<center>That was a close one. A second late, and you would've fit nicely in a sandwich!</center>|cite=Barry Burton in ''Resident Evil''}}
{{cquote|<center>I dared to ask for sunshine, and I got World War Three! I'm looking over the wall, and they're looking at me!</center>|cite=Sex Pistols' ''Holidays In The Sun''}}
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{{cquote|<center>That was too close. You were almost a Jill sandwich!</center>|cite=Barry Burton in ''Resident Evil''}}
{{cquote|<center>There ain't no moonlight after midnight, I see you stupid people out looking for delight! Well I'm so happy, I'm feeling so fine, I'm watching all the rubbish, you're wasting my time!</center>|cite=Sex Pistols' ''No Feelings''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Jill, here's a lockpick. It might come in handy if you, the master of unlocking, take it with you.</center>|cite=Barry Burton in ''Resident Evil''}}
{{cquote|<center>There ain't no moonlight after midnight, I see you stupid people out looking for delight! Well I'm so happy, I'm feeling so fine, I'm watching all the rubbish, you're wasting my time! I look around your house, you got nothing to steal! I kick you in the brains when you get down to kneel, and pray! You pray to your God!</center>|cite=Sex Pistols' ''No Feelings''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Look at you, hacker. A pathetic creature of meat and bone, panting and sweating as you run through my corridors. How can you challenge a perfect, immortal machine?</center>|cite=SHODAN in ''System Shock''}}
{{cquote|<center>I am an anti-Christ. I am an anarchist. Don't know what I want, but I know how to get it.</center>|cite=Sex Pistols' ''Anarchy in the UK''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Are you afraid? What is it you fear? The end of your trivial existence? When the history of my glory is written, your species shall only be a footnote to my magnificence.</center>|cite=SHODAN in ''System Shock 2''}}
{{cquote|<center>Nazi punks, Nazi punks, Nazi punks...<br><br>'''''FUCK OFF!!'''''</center>|cite=Dead Kennedys' ''Nazi Punks Fuck Off''}}
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{{cquote|<center>'''''I AM SHODAN'''''</center>|cite=SHODAN in ''System Shock 2''}}
{{cquote|<center>Tonight's the night that we drive the truck! We're going downtown to beat up drunks! Your turn to drive, I'll bring the beer! It's the late, late shift, no one to fear!</center>|cite=Dead Kennedys' ''Police Truck''}}
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{{cquote|<center>What's clear is that SHODAN shouldn't  be allowed to play God. She's far too good at it.</center>|cite=Prefontaine in ''System Shock 2''}}
{{cquote|<center>It's round-up time, where the good whores meet, we're gonna drag one screaming off the street!</center>|cite=Dead Kennedys' ''Police Truck''}}
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{{cquote|<center>What's wrong? Did I hurt your whore feelings?</center>|cite=Audrey Belrose in ''HuniePop''}}
{{cquote|<center>Pull down your dress, here's a kick in the ass! Let's beat you blue, 'till ya shit in your pants! Don't move, child, got a big black stick! There's six of us, babe, ''so suck on my dick!''</center>|cite=Dead Kennedys' ''Police Truck''}}
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{{cquote|<center>If I don't get some food right now, I'm gonna punch somebody in the dick.</center>|cite=Audrey Belrose in ''HuniePop''}}
{{cquote|<center>The left newspapers might whine a bit, but the guys at the station, they don't give a shit! Dispatch calls, are you doing something wicked? No, siree, Jack, we're just givin' tickets!</center>|cite=Dead Kennedys' ''Police Truck''}}
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{{cquote|<center>If I don't get some food right now, I'm gonna punch somebody in the cu<!---->nt.</center>|cite=Audrey Belrose in ''HuniePop''}}
{{cquote|<center>Efficiency and progress is ours once more, now that we have the neutron bomb. It's nice and quick and clean and gets things done.</center>|cite=Dead Kennedys' ''Kill The Poor''}}
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{{cquote|<center>So what? Am I supposed to blow you now? Get real.</center>|cite=Audrey Belrose in ''HuniePop''}}
{{cquote|<center>So I kill children! I love to see them die! I kill children! And make their mamas cry!</center>|cite=Dead Kennedys' ''I Kill Children''}}
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{{cquote|<center>What's my hobby? Um... does watching porn count?</center>|cite=Kyu Sugardust in ''HuniePop''}}
{{cquote|<center>I'm the new folk hero of the Ku Klux Klan, my cop friends think that's fine! You can get away with murder if you've got a badge! I fought the law, and I won! I fought the law, and ''I won!''</center>|cite=Dead Kennedys' ''I Fought The Law''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Thanks for the sex, homie!</center>|cite=Kyu Sugardust in ''HuniePop''}}
{{cquote|<center>You're planning for a war with or without Iran, building a police state with the Ku Klux Klan! Pissed at your neighbour, don't bother to nag! Pick up the phone, and turn in a fag!</center>|cite=Dead Kennedys' ''Moral Majority''}}
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{{cquote|<center>What's shakin', bacon?</center>|cite=Tiffany Maye in ''HuniePop''}}
{{cquote|<center>'''What's wrong with a mind of my own?!'''</center>|cite=Dead Kennedys' ''Moral Majority''}}
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{{cquote|<center>This is my taunt! Haha, get it?</center>|cite=Deadpool in ''Marvel vs Capcom 3''}}
{{cquote|<center>Now you can go where people are one! Now you can go where they get things done!</center>|cite=Dead Kennedys' ''Holiday in Cambodia''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Taunt button!</center>|cite=Deadpool in ''Marvel vs Capcom 3''}}
{{cquote|<center>It's a holiday in Cambodia, it's tough, kid, but it's life! It's a holiday in Cambodia, don't forget to pack a wife!</center>|cite=Dead Kennedys' ''Holiday in Cambodia''}}
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{{cquote|<center>'''I am shooting you!'''</center>|cite=Deadpool in ''Deadpool''}}
{{cquote|<center>Step right up, folks, anarchy for sale! T-shirts only ten dollars, badges only $3.50! I nicked the design, never asked the band, I never listen to them either!</center>|cite=Dead Kennedys' ''Anarchy for Sale''}}
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{{cquote|<center>'''GET SOME! GET SOME!''' ...Seriously, come get some.</center>|cite=Deadpool in ''Deadpool''}}
{{cquote|<center>The inside fold-out to this record cover is a work of art by H.R. Giger that some people may find shocking, repulsive or offensive. Life can sometimes be that way.</center>|cite=Jello Biafra}}
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{{cquote|<center>Hehehe... he said "assbub"!</center>|cite=Deadpool in ''Deadpool''}}
{{cquote|<center>Sleeping in my car, I will undress you, sleeping in my car, I will caress you, staying in the back seat of my car, making love, oh...</center>|cite=Roxette's ''Sleeping In My Car''}}
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{{cquote|<center>...Ouch! Dipshit...</center>|cite=Deadpool in ''Deadpool''}}
{{cquote|<center>Thou shalt not quote me happy.</center>|cite=dan le sac Vs Scroobius Pip's ''Thou Shalt Always Kill''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Eh, I was getting bored anyway.</center>|cite=Deadpool in ''Deadpool''}}
{{cquote|<center>Thou shalt not go to the same club or bar, week in, week out, just because you once saw a girl there that you fancied that you're never going to fucking talk to!</center>|cite=dan le sac Vs Scroobius Pip's ''Thou Shalt Always Kill''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Don't. Do that. ''Again''.</center>|cite=Deadpool in ''Deadpool''}}
{{cquote|<center>Thou shalt not make repetitive, generic music. Thou shalt not make repetitive, generic music. Thou shalt not make repetitive, generic music. Thou shalt not make repetitive, generic music.</center>|cite=dan le sac Vs Scroobius Pip's ''Thou Shalt Always Kill''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Okay, let's not get too worked up!</center>|cite=Frank West in ''Tatsunoko vs Capcom''}}
{{cquote|<center>Thou shalt not put musicians or recording artists on ridiculous pedestals, now matter how great they are or were.</center>|cite=dan le sac Vs Scroobius Pip's ''Thou Shalt Always Kill''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Okay, just take it easy, pal!</center>|cite=Frank West in ''Tatsunoko vs Capcom''}}
{{cquote|<center>The Beatles? Just a band. Led Zeppelin? Just a band. The Beach Boys? Just a band. The Sex Pistols? Just a band. The Clash? Just a band. Crass? Just a band. Minor Threat? Just a band. The Cure? Were just a band. The Smiths? Just a band. Nirvana? Just a band. The Pixies? Just a band. Oasis? Just a band.  Radiohead? Just a band. Bloc Party? Just a band. The Arctic Monkeys? Just a band. The next big thing? Just a band!</center>|cite=dan le sac Vs Scroobius Pip's ''Thou Shalt Always Kill''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Now that's hilarious! ...Ha ha, that's great!</center>|cite=Frank West in ''Tatsunoko vs Capcom''}}
{{cquote|<center>Thou shalt remember that guns, bitches, and bling were never part of the Four Elements, and never will be.</center>|cite=dan le sac Vs Scroobius Pip's ''Thou Shalt Always Kill''}}
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{{cquote|<center>And thou shalt always... thou shalt ''always'' kill.</center>|cite=dan le sac Vs Scroobius Pip's ''Thou Shalt Always Kill''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Heh heh heh, a kid like you could get hurt playing out here!</center>|cite=Frank West in ''Tatsunoko vs Capcom''}}
{{cquote|<center>Drifting away like a feather in air, letting my words take me away from the hurt and despair. So I'm keeping it vertical forever elevator, riding an escalator to a something that is greater.</center>|cite=Nujabes's ''Feather''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Oh, you've got to be kidding me!</center>|cite=Frank West in ''Tatsunoko vs Capcom''}}
{{cquote|<center>And I've seen a sparrow get high, wasting time in the sky. He think it's easy to fly, he's just a little bit freer than I...</center>|cite=Nujabes's ''Ordinary Joe''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Hey, smile!</center>|cite=Frank West in ''Tatsunoko vs Capcom''}}
{{cquote|<center>Now I'd be the last to deny that I'm just an average guy. Each little bird in the sky is just a little bit freer than I...</center>|cite=Nujabes's ''Ordinary Joe''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Say cheese!</center>|cite=Frank West in ''Tatsunoko vs Capcom''}}
{{cquote|<center>Is the glass half full or half empty? It's based on your perspective, quite simply. We're the same and we're not, know what I'm saying? Listen, so I ain't better than you, I just think different.</center>|cite=Nujabes's ''Think Different''}}
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{{cquote|<center>It's time to rock! ...Dead rising!</center>|cite=Frank West in ''Tatsunoko vs Capcom''}}
{{cquote|<center>And I will remember your name and face on the day you are judged by the funhouse cast, and I will rejoice in your fall from grace, with a cane to the sky like, "None shall pass."</center>|cite=Aesop Rock's ''None Shall Pass''}}
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{{cquote|<center>You take care now, buddy!</center>|cite=Frank West in ''Tatsunoko vs Capcom''}}
{{cquote|<center>And it's a beautiful thing to my people who keep an impressive wingspan even when the cubicles shrink. You gotta pull up the intruder by the root of the weed, NY chew through the machine.</center>|cite=Aesop Rock's ''None Shall Pass''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Don't worry... We'll help you forget!</center>|cite=Saturos in ''Golden Sun''}}
{{cquote|<center>Who put the monkey wrench in well-oiled perfectionist emblem, just to watch these monitors spit white noise through your office space?</center>|cite=Aesop Rock's ''Labor''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Your hands... so warm... People have such warm hands... I had forgotten...</center>|cite=Karst in ''Golden Sun - The Lost Age''}}
{{cquote|<center>Shapes falling out of the fringe, all heart, though we would've made cowardly kings. They will chop you down, just to count your rings, just to count your rings, just to count your rings...</center>|cite=Aesop Rock's ''Rings''}}
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{{cquote|<center>THE PRESIDENT HAS BEEN KIDNAPPED BY NINJAS<br><br>ARE YOU A BAD ENOUGH DUDE TO RESCUE THE PRESIDENT?</center>|cite=Opening text of ''Bad Dudes''}}
{{cquote|<center>You can dream a little dream, or you can live a little dream. I'd rather live it, 'cause dreamers always chase, but never get it.</center>|cite=Aesop Rock's ''No Regrets''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Never trouble trouble until trouble troubles you.</center>|cite=Opening text of ''Bad Street Brawler''}}
{{cquote|<center>Look, I've never had a dream in my life, because a dream is what you want to do, but still haven't pursued. I knew what I wanted, and did it 'till it was done, so I've been the dream that I wanted to be since day one.</center>|cite=Aesop Rock's ''No Regrets''}}
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{{cquote|<center>But in his eagerness to prove that he is in control of the story, and no one gets to tell him what to do, Stanley leapt from the platform and plunged to his death. <br><br>Good job, Stanley. Everyone thinks you are ''very'' powerful. </center>|cite=Narration in ''The Stanley Parable''}}
{{cquote|<center>Fifteen years, taking prescriptions, now a shrink like, "I dunno, maybe get a kitten?"</center>|cite=Aesop Rock's ''Kirby''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Stanley was so bad at following directions, it was incredible he wasn't fired years ago. </center>|cite=Narration in ''The Stanley Parable''}}
{{cquote|<center>My little brother is a funny dude. A lot of funny shit happened to him. My other brother, pretty funny, too. Ain't seen him in a minute, though...</center>|cite=Aesop Rock's ''Blood Sandwich''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Stanley, this fern will be very important later in the story. Make sure you study it closely and remember it carefully. You won't want to miss anything. </center>|cite=Narration in ''The Stanley Parable''}}
{{cquote|<center>I love it when you call me Big Poppa, throw your hands in the air if you's a true player.</center>|cite=The Notorious B.I.G.'s ''Big Poppa''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Ew...what happened to your face? </center>|cite=The Nurse in ''Terraria''}}
{{cquote|<center>Super Nintendo, Sega Genesis, when I was dead broke, man, I couldn't picture this.</center>|cite=The Notorious B.I.G.'s ''Juicy''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Turn your head and cough.</center>|cite=The Nurse in ''Terraria''}}
{{cquote|<center>You better back the fuck up before you get smacked the fuck up.</center>|cite=2Pac's ''Hit 'Em Up''}}
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{{cquote|<center>If you're going to die, do it outside.</center>|cite=The Nurse in ''Terraria''}}
{{cquote|<center>All you motherfuckers, ''fuck you too''. All of y'all motherfuckers, ''fuck you'', die slow, motherfucker.</center>|cite=2Pac's ''Hit 'Em Up''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I managed to sew your face back on. Be more careful next time.</center>|cite=The Nurse in ''Terraria''}}
{{cquote|<center>This is another public service announcement, brought to you in part by Slim Shady! Slim Shady does not give a ''fuck'' what you think! If you don't like it, you can suck his fucking cock! Little did you know, upon purchasing this album, you have just kissed his ass! Slim Shady is fed up with your shit, and he's going to kill you! <br><br>Anything else?<br><br><br>Yeah. ''Sue me.''</center>|cite=Eminem's ''Public Service Announcement 2000''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I don't give happy endings. </center>|cite=The Nurse in ''Terraria''}}
{{cquote|<center>Dear Slim, I wrote you, but you still ain't callin', I left my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the bottom. I sent two letters back in autumn, you must not've got 'em, there probably was a problem at the post office or something. Sometimes I scribble addresses too sloppy when I jot 'em, but anyways, fuck it, what's been up, man?</center>|cite=Eminem's ''Stan''}}
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{{cquote|<center>They say there is a person who will tell you how to survive this land...oh wait, that's me.</center>|cite=The Guide in ''Terraria''}}
{{cquote|<center>Dear Slim, you still ain't called or wrote, I hope you have a chance, I ain't mad, I just think it's fucked up you don't answer fans. </center>|cite=Eminem's ''Stan''}}
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{{cquote|<center>You should stay indoors at night. It is very dangerous to be wandering around in the dark.</center>|cite=The Guide in ''Terraria''}}
{{cquote|<center>Dear Mr. "I'm Too Good To Call Or Write My Fans", this will be the last package I ''ever'' send your ass! It's been six months and still no word, I don't deserve it?! I know you got my last two letters, I wrote the addresses on 'em perfect! </center>|cite=Eminem's ''Stan''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I know the difference between turquoise and blue-green. But I won't tell you. </center>|cite=The Painter in ''Terraria''}}
{{cquote|<center>I love you Slim, we could've been together, think about it! You ruined it now, I hope you can't sleep and you dream about it! And when you dream, ''I hope you can't sleep and you scream about it! '''I hope your conscience eats at you and you can't breathe without me!''''' </center>|cite=Eminem's ''Stan''}}
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{{cquote|<center>We have to talk. It's... it's about parties. </center>|cite=The Party Girl in ''Terraria''}}
{{cquote|<center>See Slim--<br><br>'''SHUT UP, BITCH, I'M TRYING TO TALK!'''<br><br>Hey Slim, that's my girlfriend screaming in the trunk!</center>|cite=Eminem's ''Stan''}}
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{{cquote|<center>My REAL father would've given me a big hug and called me his little pega-pony princess!</center>|cite=Cynthia in ''Fire Emblem - Awakening''}}
{{cquote|<center>Well, gotta go, I'm almost at the bridge now! Oh shit... I forgot, how am I supposed to send this shit out...?!</center>|cite=Eminem's ''Stan''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Yay! Excessive spending!</center>|cite=Henry in ''Fire Emblem - Awakening''}}
{{cquote|<center>But what's this shit, you said you said about you like to cut your wrists too? I say that shit just clownin' dog, come on, how fucked up is you? You got issues, Stan, I think you need some counselling to help your ass from bouncing off the walls when you get down some. And what's this shit about us meant to be together? That type of shit will make me not want us to meet each other. </center>|cite=Eminem's ''Stan''}}
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{{cquote|<center>This sure beats gold! Wait, no, it doesn't.</center>|cite=Anna in ''Fire Emblem - Awakening''}}
{{cquote|<center>And what's this shit about us meant to be together? That type of shit will make me not want us to meet each other. </center>|cite=Eminem's ''Stan''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Violence is on sale today!</center>|cite=Anna in ''Fire Emblem - Awakening''}}
{{cquote|<center>I just don't want you to do some crazy shit, I seen this one shit on the news a couple weeks ago that made me sick. Some dude was drunk and drove his car over a bridge, and had his girlfriend in the trunk, and she was pregnant with his kid. And in the car they found a tape, but they didn't say who it was to. Come to think about, his name was... it was you... damn...</center>|cite=Eminem's ''Stan''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Careful, love. Prices aren't the only thing I can cut in half!</center>|cite=Anna in ''Fire Emblem - Awakening''}}
{{cquote|<center>When I was just a little baby boy, my momma used to tell me these crazy things. She used to tell me my daddy was an evil man, she used to tell me he hated me.</center>|cite=Eminem's ''Kill You''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I make deep cuts!</center>|cite=Anna in ''Fire Emblem - Awakening''}}
{{cquote|<center>Oops, now he's raping his own mother, abusing a whore, snorting coke, and we gave him the ''Rolling Stone'' cover?</center>|cite=Eminem's ''Kill You''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Unhand me! I am no one's prisoner!</center>|cite=Erik in ''Fire Emblem''}}
{{cquote|<center>You faggots keep egging me on, until I have you at knifepoint, then you beg me to stop? Shut up! Give me your hands and feet! I said shut up when I'm talking to you, you hear me?! Answer me, or ''Imma kill you!''</center>|cite=Eminem's ''Kill You''}}
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{{cquote|<center>You are about to die. Scream if you must.</center>|cite=Damien in ''Fire Emblem''}}
{{cquote|<center>I said, you don't wanna fuck with Shady, 'cause Shady will fucking kill you.</center>|cite=Eminem's ''Kill You''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Aaahh! You're no perfect being! You're a monster in human form! No mercy! No forgiveness!</center>|cite=Nino in ''Fire Emblem''}}
{{cquote|<center>I came to the club, drunk, with a fake ID.<br><br>''Don't you wanna grow up to be just like me?!''<br><br>I've been with ten women who got HIV.<br><br>''Now don't you wanna grow up to be just like me?!''<br><br>I got genital warts and it burns when I pee.<br><br>''Don't you want to grow up to be just like me?!''<br><br>I tie a rope around my penis and jump from a tree.<br><br>''You probably want to grow up to be just like me!''</center>|cite=Eminem's ''Role Model''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Linus... I'll... see you again... I'm sure you're angry, but... Please be my friend... again...</center>|cite=Nino in ''Fire Emblem''}}
{{cquote|<center>To all the people I've offended, yeah, fuck you, too! To all the friends I used to have, I miss my past. But the rest of you assholes can ''kiss my ass!''</center>|cite=Eminem's ''Still Don't Give A Fuck''}}
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{{cquote|<center>What happened to Dorcas?</center>|cite=[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LM-s5C0dnZs American ''Fire Emblem'' commercial]}}
{{cquote|<center>To all the people I've offended, yeah, fuck you, too! For every time I reminisce, I miss my past. But I still don't give a fuck, ''y'all can kiss my ass!''</center>|cite=Eminem's ''Still Don't Give A Fuck''}}
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{{cquote|<center>That sad face does not suit you... Please. Be right as you always are... If you don't... I will not be able to hold back the tears... So please, smile... Smile for me... like you always do. </center>|cite=Priscilla in ''Fire Emblem''}}
{{cquote|<center>So you can suck my dick if you don't like my shit! 'Cause I was high when I wrote this, so suck my dick!</center>|cite=Eminem's ''Under the Influence''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Not that I'm correcting you, but I am only in my thirties. I would think "ill-hearted gentleman" more appropriate.</center>|cite=Oswin in ''Fire Emblem''}}
{{cquote|<center>Now this looks like a job for me, so everybody, just follow me! 'Cause we need a little controversy, 'cause it feels so empty without me!</center>|cite=Eminem's ''Without Me''}}
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{{cquote|<center>She's not bad looking... If only she would just... shut... up...</center>|cite=Matthew in ''Fire Emblem''}}
{{cquote|<center>But sometimes this shit just seems everybody only wants to discuss me, so this must mean I'm disgusting! But it's just me, I'm just obscene!</center>|cite=Eminem's ''Without Me''}}
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{{cquote|<center>You there, in the bushes. You have until the count of five to show yourself before I start throwing sharp objects. One... two... four...</center>|cite=Volke in ''Fire Emblem: Path of Radiance''}}
{{cquote|<center>And Moby?! You can get stomped on by Obie, you thirty-six year old bald-headed fag, blow me! You don't know me, you're too old, let go, it's over! '''''Nobody listens to techno!'''''</center>|cite=Eminem's ''Without Me''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I can fight... I'm... very angry... The food here... It was terrible, and... they gave us hardly any... I... will have vengeance. </center>|cite=Ilyana in ''Fire Emblem: Radiant Dawn''}}
{{cquote|<center>''Fuck you, Ms. Cheney! Fuck you, Tipper Gore! Fuck you with the freest of speech this Divided States of Embarrassment will allow me to have!''<br><br>'''Fuck you!'''''</center>|cite=Eminem's ''White America''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I'm so happy! Oh, thank you so much... Um... er... Ike? No, wait! Um... Bill? Lance? Sword guy? </center>|cite=Ilyana in ''Fire Emblem: Path of Radiance''}}
{{cquote|<center>I never meant to give you mushrooms, girl, I never meant to bring you into my world. Now you're sitting in the corner crying, and now it's my fault...</center>|cite=Eminem's ''My Fault''}}
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{{cquote|<center>...We are such stuff<br>As dreams are made on, and our little life<br>Is rounded with a sleep.</center>|cite=William Shakespeare's ''The Tempest''}}
{{cquote|<center>I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady, all you other Slim Shadys are just imitating, so won't the real Slim Shady please stand up, please stand up, please stand up?</center>|cite=Eminem's ''The Real Slim Shady''}}
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{{cquote|<center>As flies to wanton boys, are we to the gods. They kill us for their sport.</center>|cite=William Shakespeare's ''King Lear''}}
{{cquote|<center>And that's the message we deliver to little kids, and expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is. Of course they're gonna know what intercourse is by the time they hit fourth grade, they've got the Discovery Channel, don't they?!</center>|cite=Eminem's ''The Real Slim Shady''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I am that  merry wanderer of the night.</center>|cite=William Shakespeare's ''A Midsummer Night's Dream''}}
{{cquote|<center>Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records! Well I do. So ''fuck him and '''fuck you too'''''.</center>|cite=Eminem's ''The Real Slim Shady''}}
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{{cquote|<center>A good compromise leaves everybody mad.</center>|cite=Calvin in ''Calvin & Hobbes''}}
{{cquote|<center>I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups, all you do is annoy me, so I have been ''sent here to destroy you''.</center>|cite=Eminem's ''The Real Slim Shady''}}
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{{cquote|<center>You won't get laid with that kind of attitude, Anubis!</center>|cite=Ellen in ''I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream''}}
{{cquote|<center>And there's a million of us just like me, who cuss like me, who just don't give a fuck like me, who dress like me, walk, talk, and act like me, and just might be the next best thing, but not quite me!</center>|cite=Eminem's ''The Real Slim Shady''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Just hold still and I'll make it quick!</center>|cite=Sapphire in ''Unreal Tournament 2004''}}
{{cquote|<center>The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'all, and I don't gotta be false or sugar coat it at all! I just get on the mic, and spit it!</center>|cite=Eminem's ''The Real Slim Shady''}}
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{{cquote|<center>No more tears, please! It's a waste of good suffering!</center>|cite=Mr. Crow in ''Unreal Tournament 2004''}}
{{cquote|<center>And every single person is a Slim Shady lurking, he could be working at Burger King, spittin' on your onion rings! Or in the parking lot, screaming, ''"I don't give a fuck!"'' with his windows down and his system up! </center>|cite=Eminem's ''The Real Slim Shady''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I will swallow your soul!</center>|cite=Harlequin in ''Unreal Tournament 2004''}}
{{cquote|<center>Hey kids! Do you like violence? Wanna see me stick nine inch nails through each one of my eyelids? Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did? Try acid and get fucked up worse than my life is?</center>|cite=Eminem's ''My Name Is''}}
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{{cquote|<center>'''You got boost power!'''</center>|cite=The announcer in ''F-Zero X''}}
{{cquote|<center>Ninety-nine percent of my life, I was lied to. I just found out my mom does more dope than I do...</center>|cite=Eminem's ''My Name Is''}}
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{{cquote|<center>'''Whoa, you're way up front!'''</center>|cite=The announcer in ''F-Zero X''}}
{{cquote|<center>I don't give a fuck, God sent me to piss the world off!</center>|cite=Eminem's ''My Name Is''}}
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{{cquote|<center>'''Watch your back!'''</center>|cite=The announcer in ''F-Zero X''}}
{{cquote|<center>So long, bitch, you did me so wrong. I don't wanna go on, living in this world without you.</center>|cite=Eminem's ''Kim''}}
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{{cquote|<center>'''Finish!''' ...Alright, first place!</center>|cite=The announcer in ''F-Zero X''}}
{{cquote|<center>''Now bleed, bitch, bleed!''<br><br>'''''Bleed, bitch, bleed!!'''''<br><br><br>'''''BLEED!!'''''</center>|cite=Eminem's ''Kim''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Don't worry, Yuki... I will protect you.</center>|cite=Yuno Gasai in ''Mirai Nikki''}}
{{cquote|<center>You better lose yourself in the music, the moment, you own it, you better never let it go. You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow this opportunity comes once in a lifetime.</center>|cite=Eminem's ''Lose Yourself''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I ask of you. Are you my master?</center>|cite=Saber in ''Fate/stay Night''}}
{{cquote|<center>...Hahaha, I'm just playin' ladies, you know I love ya.</center>|cite=Eminem's ''Kill You''}}
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{{cquote|<center>People die if they are killed. That's the way it should be.</center>|cite=Emiya Shirou in ''Fate/stay Night''}}
{{cquote|<center>...Hahaha, I'm just playin' America, you know I love ya.</center>|cite=Eminem's ''White America''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Just because you're correct doesn't mean you're right.</center>|cite=Emiya Shirou in ''Fate/stay Night''}}
{{cquote|<center>I'm gonna knock you out!<br><br> ''Mama said knock you out!''</center>|cite=LL Cool J's ''Mama Said Knock You Out''}}
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{{cquote|<center>''I am the bone of my sword.''</center>|cite=Archer in ''Fate/stay Night''}}
{{cquote|<center>Your mom busted in and said, "'''What's that noise?!'''"<br><br>Aw, mom, you're just jealous, it's the '''''Beastie Boys!'''''</center>|cite=Beastie Boys' ''Fight For Your Right''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Trace, on!</center>|cite=Emiya Shirou in ''Fate/stay Night''}}
{{cquote|<center>Now when it comes to envy, y'all is green! Jealous of the rhyme and the rhyme routine! Another dimension, new galaxy! Intergalactic, planetary!</center>|cite=Beastie Boys' ''Intergalactic''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I don't like pain. That's why I thought it would be better to become a doll. And gradually, my body stopped generating a pulse. Blood vessels turned into tubes one by one. Blood vanished like vapour. My heart, everything, just crafted parts. If I did that, there would be no more pain.</center>|cite=Kohaku in ''Tsukihime''}}
{{cquote|<center>I like the way they walk! And it's chill to hear them talk! And I can always make them smile, from White Castle to the Nile!</center>|cite=Beastie Boys' ''Girls''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I won't tell you to become a saint. You should just become an adult who is able to do what you believe is right.</center>|cite=Aoko Aozaki in ''Tsukihime''}}
{{cquote|<center>Look at me, look at me, driving and I won't stop. And it feels so good to be alive and on top. My reach is global, my tower secure, my cause is noble, my power is pure.</center>|cite=Flobots' ''Handlebars''}}
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{{cquote|<center>...You are the only one who can make me truly happy. I want to always be near your side, always be near your sunshine. </center>|cite=Hisui in ''Tsukihime''}}
{{cquote|<center>I can hand out a million vaccinations, or let 'em all die in exasperation, have 'em all healed of their lacerations, have 'em all killed by assassinations. I can make anybody go to prison, just because I don't like 'em, and I can do anything with no permission, I have it all under my command.</center>|cite=Flobots' ''Handlebars''}}
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{{cquote|<center>This chair is an eyesore. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair!</center>|cite=Shiki Tohno in ''Tsukihime''}}
{{cquote|<center>As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I take a look at my life, and realise there's nothing left. 'Cause I've been blasting and laughing so long that even my momma thinks that my mind is gone.</center>|cite=Coolio's ''Gangsta's Paradise''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I'm not an unfathomable sense of dread. You can't just ignore me, you know?</center>|cite=Anna Graem in ''VA-11 HALL-A''}}
{{cquote|<center>Tell me why are we so blind to see that the ones we hurt are you and me?</center>|cite=Coolio's ''Gangsta Paradise''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I'm also really gay and I like girls a lot. </center>|cite=Anna Graem in ''VA-11 HALL-A''}}
{{cquote|<center>We are going on a summer holiday, if you want go, yo, Sven. We're going to London and New York City, and we take a little piece of Amsterdam.</center>|cite=MC Miker & DJ Sven's ''Holiday Rap''}}
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{{cquote|<center>BRING ME THAT BASTARD! I'LL GIVE HIM THE FIST OF JUSTICE! I'LL MAKE HIM EAT THE KANTO EARTHQUAKE! I'LL BORROW HIS CAP!</center>|cite=Dana Zane in ''VA-11 HALL-A''}}
{{cquote|<center>Water, fire, air, and dirt. Fuckin' magnets, how do they work?! And I don't wanna talk to a scientist, y'all motherfuckers lying, and gettin' me pissed!</center>|cite=Insane Clown Posse's ''Miracles''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Yeah, I don't get this either. Pretty sure I died.</center>|cite=Kyoko Kirigiri in ''Danganronpa 3''}}
{{cquote|<center>When a problem comes along, you must whip it! Before the cream sits out too long, you must whip it! When something's going wrong, you must whip it!</center>|cite=DEVO's ''Whip It''}}
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{{cquote|<center>''Let's give it everything we've got! '''IT'S... PUNISHMENT TIME!'''''</center>|cite=Monokuma in ''Danganronpa - Trigger Happy Havoc''}}
{{cquote|<center>Now whip it! Into shape! Shape it up! Get straight! Go forward! Move ahead! Try to detect it! It's not too late! To whip it! Whip it good!</center>|cite=DEVO's ''Whip It''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Now then, I've prepared a very special punishment!</center>|cite=Monokuma in ''Danganronpa - Trigger Happy Havoc''}}
{{cquote|<center>Are we not men?!<br><br>''We are DEVO!''</center>|cite=DEVO's ''Jocko Homo''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I bet you guys '''[REMOVED TO CONFORM WITH LOCAL AND INTERNATIONAL CENSORSHIP LAWS]''' all over her, didn't you!?</center>|cite=Monokuma in ''Danganronpa - Trigger Happy Havoc''}}
{{cquote|<center>It's been a bad day, please don't take a picture. It's been a bad day, please...</center>|cite=R.E.M's ''Bad Day''}}
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{{cquote|<center>No, I am not... effing with you right now.</center>|cite=Byakuya Togami in ''Danganronpa - Trigger Happy Havoc''}}
{{cquote|<center>That's great, it starts with an earthquake, birds and snakes, an aeroplane, Lenny Bruce is not afraid.</center>|cite=R.E.M's ''It's The End of the World As We Know It''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I'm fishing. What does it look like I'm doing?</center>|cite=Byakuya Togami in ''Danganronpa - Trigger Happy Havoc''}}
{{cquote|<center>I wonder how, I wonder why, yesterday you told me about the blue blue sky. And all that I can see is just a yellow lemon tree...</center>|cite=Fool's Garden's ''Lemon Tree''}}
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{{cquote|<center>It's like super super super super super despair. No, more than that... Super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super despair.</center>|cite=Junko Enoshima in ''Danganronpa - Trigger Happy Havoc''}}
{{cquote|<center>We're gonna drive into the sea, to see what's underwater. You got a seat right next to me, it's got to be here somewhere...</center>|cite=Light Light's ''Kilo''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Yoohoo! Big sis! You look nothing like me and are stupid and ugly as usual!</center>|cite=Junko Enoshima in ''Danganronpa V3 - Killing Harmony''}}
{{cquote|<center>Money, it's a hit, but don't give me that do-goody-good bullshit. I'm in the high-fidelity first-class travelling set, and I think I need a Lear jet.</center>|cite=Pink Floyd's ''Money''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Rejoice, commoners, for today, I show you just how much far above you I am.</center>|cite=Byakuya Togami in ''Danganronpa - Trigger Happy Havoc''}}
{{cquote|<center>Money, it's a crime. Share it fairly, but don't take a slice of my pie.</center>|cite=Pink Floyd's ''Money''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I'm surprised. It seems there's some semblance of a brain knocking around inside that skull of yours after all.</center>|cite=Byakuya Togami in ''Danganronpa - Trigger Happy Havoc''}}
{{cquote|<center>Money, so they say, is the root of all evil today. But if you ask for a rise, it's no surprise that they're giving none away.</center>|cite=Pink Floyd's ''Money''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I'm sorry, but I give up! Quit without saving!</center>|cite=Hifumi Yamada in ''Danganronpa - Trigger Happy Havoc''}}
{{cquote|<center>You raise the blade, you make the change, you re-arrange me until I'm sane. You lock the door and throw away the key, there's someone in my head, but it's not me...</center>|cite=Pink Floyd's ''Brain Damage''}}
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{{cquote|<center>'''You're''' the one who's acting suspicious!</center>|cite=Yasuhiro Hagakure in ''Danganronpa - Trigger Happy Havoc''}}
{{cquote|<center>And if the cloud bursts, thunder in your ears, you shout and no one seems to hear. And if the band you're in starts playing different tunes, I'll see you on the dark side of the moon.</center>|cite=Pink Floyd's ''Brain Damage''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I hope you all win the l-lottery and get hit by a b-bus... </center>|cite=Toko Fukawa in ''Danganronpa - Trigger Happy Havoc''}}
{{cquote|<center>And everything under the sun is in tune, but the sun is eclipsed by the moon...</center>|cite=Pink Floyd's ''Eclipse''}}
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{{cquote|<center>It's not geniuses that change the world. It's ordinary people who make every effort they can.</center>|cite=Kiyotaka Ishimaru in ''Danganronpa - Trigger Happy Havoc''}}
{{cquote|<center>The black and green scarecrow is sadder than me, but now he's resigned to his fate, 'cause life's not unkind, he doesn't mind.</center>|cite=Pink Floyd's ''The Scarecrow''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I will shove a banana up your tailpipe!</center>|cite=Kiyondo Ishida in ''Danganronpa - Trigger Happy Havoc''}}
{{cquote|<center>Did you see the frightened ones? Did you hear the falling bombs? Did you ever wonder why we had to run for shelter when the promise of a brave new world unfurled beneath a clear blue sky?</center>|cite=Pink Floyd's ''Goodbye Blue Sky''}}
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{{cquote|<center>There are only two types of luck: good and bad. There is no in-between. And that luck is built into every human at the moment of conception. Like a computer program. Some call it fate. The bottom line is, luck is life.</center>|cite=Celestia Ludenberg in ''Danganronpa - Trigger Happy Havoc''}}
{{cquote|<center>Is there anybody out there?<br><br>Is there anybody out there?<br><br>Is there anybody out there?<br><br>Is there anybody... out there...?</center>|cite=Pink Floyd's ''Is There Anybody Out There?''}}
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{{cquote|<center>And in that regard, I made the right choice. I'm so glad your stupidity surpassed my every expectation. Life must have been tough on your parents, though.</center>|cite=Celestia Ludenberg in ''Danganronpa - Trigger Happy Havoc''}}
{{cquote|<center>''Are there any queers in the theatre tonight?!''<br><br>'''''GET THEM UP AGAINST THE WALL!!'''''</center>|cite=Pink Floyd's ''In the Flesh''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I refuse to acknowledge you! You're stupid! Stupid Stupid Stupid! StupidStupidStupidStupidStupidStupidStupid!!</center>|cite=Leon Kuwata in ''Danganronpa - Trigger Happy Havoc''}}
{{cquote|<center>''There's one in the spotlight, he don't look right to me!''<br><br>'''''GET HIM UP AGAINST THE WALL!!'''''</center>|cite=Pink Floyd's ''In the Flesh''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Holy crap! He's totally the type of guy who spent his childhood killing neighbourhood pets!</center>|cite=Ibuki Mioda in ''Dangan Ronpa 2 - Goodbye Despair''}}
{{cquote|<center>''That one looks Jewish! And that one's a coon!''<br><br>'''''WHO LET ALL OF THIS RIFF-RAFF INTO THE ROOM?!'''''</center>|cite=Pink Floyd's ''In the Flesh''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Welcome to the world of girl love! It's slippery when wet!</center>|cite=Ibuki Mioda in ''Dangan Ronpa 2 - Goodbye Despair''}}
{{cquote|<center>''There's one smoking a joint! And another with spots! If I had my way...<br><br> '''I'D HAVE ALL OF YOU SHOT!!'''''</center>|cite=Pink Floyd's ''In the Flesh''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Grab a partner and slow dance to... "I Squeezed Out the Baby But I Have No Idea Who the Father Is"!</center>|cite=Ibuki Mioda in ''Dangan Ronpa 2 - Goodbye Despair''}}
{{cquote|<center>I wanna go home, take off this uniform, and leave the show. And I'm waiting in this cell because I have to know, have I been guilty all this time?</center>|cite=Pink Floyd's ''Stop''}}
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{{cquote|<center>But that's Kaede's lie, isn't it?</center>|cite=Kokichi Oma in ''Dangan Ronpa V3 - Killing Harmony''}}
{{cquote|<center>Since, my friend, you have revealed your deepest fears, I sentence you to be exposed before your peers!<br><br> '''''TEAR DOWN THE WALL!!'''''</center>|cite=Pink Floyd's ''The Trial''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I can't do shit about that! So just calm your tiny tits and shut up!!</center>|cite=Miu Iruma in ''Dangan Ronpa V3 - Killing Harmony''}}
{{cquote|<center>Go on, Judge! ''Shit on 'im!''</center>|cite=Pink Floyd's ''The Trial''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Hey, dogfucker! Get over here!</center>|cite=Miu Iruma in ''Dangan Ronpa V3 - Killing Harmony''}}
{{cquote|<center>All in all, it's just another brick in the wall.</center>|cite=Pink Floyd's ''Another Brick in the Wall (Part 1)''}}
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{{cquote|<center>You think comin' out of a rich dude's ballsack makes you better than me, an actual genius!?</center>|cite=Miu Iruma in ''Dangan Ronpa V3 - Killing Harmony''}}
{{cquote|<center>All in all, you're just another brick in the wall.</center>|cite=Pink Floyd's ''Another Brick in the Wall (Part 2)''}}
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{{cquote|<center>You got quite a pair of ladyballs to start sluttin' it up when my life is on the line! </center>|cite=Miu Iruma in ''Dangan Ronpa V3 - Killing Harmony''}}
{{cquote|<center>All in all, it was all just bricks in the wall.</center>|cite=Pink Floyd's ''Another Brick in the Wall (Part 3)''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Finally...! Someone... finally called me a cum dumpster!!</center>|cite=Miu Iruma in ''Dangan Ronpa V3 - Killing Harmony''}}
{{cquote|<center>But it was only fantasy. The wall was too high, as you can see. No matter how he tried, he could not break free. And the worms ate into his brain.</center>|cite=Pink Floyd's ''Hey You''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Hey!! St-stay in your lane, bitch!</center>|cite=Miu Iruma in ''Dangan Ronpa V3 - Killing Harmony''}}
{{cquote|<center>Hey you, don't tell me there's no hope at all. Together we stand, divided we fall. </center>|cite=Pink Floyd's ''Hey You''}}
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{{cquote|<center>If ya ask me, solving this case is easier than... making a virgin cum in his pants!</center>|cite=Miu Iruma in ''Dangan Ronpa V3 - Killing Harmony''}}
{{cquote|<center>Fuck all that, we gotta get on with these. Gotta compete with the wily Japanese. No need to worry about the Vietnamese. Got to bring the Russian bear to his knees.</center>|cite=Pink Floyd's ''Not Now John''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Oh, I heard males can tell they're healthy by how hard they get in the morning! Is that true?!</center>|cite=Tenko Chabashira in ''Dangan Ronpa V3 - Killing Harmony''}}
{{cquote|<center>'''''OI, WHERE'S THE FUCKING BAR, JOHN?!'''''</center>|cite=Pink Floyd's ''Not Now John''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Do you want to die?</center>|cite=Maki Harukawa in ''Dangan Ronpa V3 - Killing Harmony''}}
{{cquote|<center>Did they expect us to treat them with any respect?! They can polish their medals and sharpen their smiles, and amuse themselves playing games for a while.</center>|cite=Pink Floyd's ''The Fletcher Memorial Home''}}
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{{cquote|<center>You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.</center>|cite=Inigo Montoya in ''The Princess Bride''}}
{{cquote|<center>One of these days, I'm going to cut you into little pieces.</center>|cite=Pink Floyd's ''One of These Days''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Welcome to the adventure!</center>|cite=The Announcer in ''Marvel Super Heroes vs. Street Fighter''}}
{{cquote|<center>Julia Dream, dreamboat queen, queen of all my dreams...</center>|cite=Pink Floyd's ''Julia Dream''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Let's go crazy!</center>|cite=The Announcer in ''Marvel vs. Capcom''}}
{{cquote|<center>Emily tries, but misunderstands. She's often inclined to borrow somebody's dreams 'till tomorrow.</center>|cite=Pink Floyd's ''See Emily Play''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Mwahahaha! Good luck, sucker!</center>|cite=Diety skill level in ''Civilization IV''}}
{{cquote|<center>There is no other way. Let's try it another way. You'll lose your mind and play free games for May, see Emily play.</center>|cite=Pink Floyd's ''See Emily Play''}}
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{{cquote|<center>How can you govern a country which has two hundred and forty-six varieties of cheese?</center>|cite=Charles de Gaulle}}
{{cquote|<center>The band is just fantastic, that is really what I think! Oh, by the way... which one is Pink?</center>|cite=Pink Floyd's ''Have a Cigar''}}
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{{cquote|<center>It is better to have a bad method than to have none.</center>|cite=Charles de Gaulle}}
{{cquote|<center>How I wish, how I wish you were here. We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl, year after year. Running over the same old ground, what have we found? The same old fears wish you were here.</center>|cite=Pink Floyd's ''Wish You Were Here''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Bonjour, heroes!</center>|cite=Agnes Joubert in ''Tiger & Bunny''}}
{{cquote|<center>Looking beyond the embers of bridges glowing behind us, to a glimpse of how green it was on the other side. Steps taken forward, but sleepwalking back again. Dragged by the force of some inner tide...</center>|cite=Pink Floyd's ''High Hopes''}}
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{{cquote|<center>May you fight bravely ''!''</center>|cite=Level intros in ''1943''}}
{{cquote|<center>So I open the door to my enemies, and I ask, "Could we wipe the slate clean?" But they tell me to please go fuck myself, you know you just can't win...</center>|cite=Pink Floyd's ''Lost For Words''}}
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{{cquote|<center>She's lower than a human. I bet she doesn't even have 10 fingers.</center>|cite=Marisa Kirisame in ''Touhou - Embodiment of the Scarlet Devil''}}
{{cquote|<center>It doesn't have to be like this. All we need to do is make sure we keep talking.</center>|cite=Pink Floyd's ''Keep Talking''}}
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{{cquote|<center>It's all piney!</center>|cite=Wilson in ''Don't Starve''}}
{{cquote|<center>I want my... I want my... I want my MTV.</center>|cite=Dire Straits' ''Money For Nothing''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Butterfly, flutter by.</center>|cite=Wilson in ''Don't Starve''}}
{{cquote|<center>See that little faggot with the earring and the makeup? Yeah buddy, that's his own hair. That little faggot got his own jet airplane. That little faggot, he's a millionaire!</center>|cite=Dire Straits' ''Money For Nothing''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I can't eat it, but it sure is shiny.</center>|cite=Wilson in ''Don't Starve''}}
{{cquote|<center>There's a lady who's sure all that glitters is gold, and she's buying a stairway to heaven.</center>|cite=Led Zeppelin's ''Stairway to Heaven''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Go for the eyes!</center>|cite=Wilson in ''Don't Starve''}}
{{cquote|<center>Communication breakdown, it's always the same. I'm having a nervous breakdown, drive me insane!</center>|cite=Led Zeppelin's ''Communication Breakdown''}}
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{{cquote|<center>That was not a sane thing to do.</center>|cite=Wilson in ''Don't Starve''}}
{{cquote|<center>Well show me the way to the next whiskey bar. Oh, don't ask why, oh, don't ask why.</center>|cite=The Doors' ''Alabama Song (Whiskey Bar)''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Take that, nature!</center>|cite=Wilson in ''Don't Starve''}}
{{cquote|<center>Well back in jail, it was getting late. He was butt-raped by a large inmate, and he screamed! But the guards paid no attention to his cries...</center>|cite=Sublime's ''Date Rape''}}
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{{cquote|<center>That'll teach him!</center>|cite=Wilson in ''Don't Starve''}}
{{cquote|<center>The moral of the date rape story, it does not pay to be drunk and horny. But that's the way it had to be. They locked him up and threw away the key. Well, I can't take pity on men of his kind, even though he now takes it in the behind...</center>|cite=Sublime's ''Date Rape''}}
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{{cquote|<center>ded</center>|cite=Death message in ''Risk of Rain''}}
{{cquote|<center>This adventure is a one-way street, so please keep your eyes on the radar screen.</center>|cite=The Automatic's ''Keep Your Eyes Peeled''}}
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{{cquote|<center>rekt</center>|cite=Death message in ''Risk of Rain''}}
{{cquote|<center>This adventure is a one-way street, keep your eyes on the radar screen.</center>|cite=The Automatic's ''Keep Your Eyes Peeled''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Beep... beep... beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee... </center>|cite=Death message in ''Risk of Rain''}}
{{cquote|<center>Keep the exits clear, I've got to get away. I've got a job to do, there's no room left for mistakes!</center>|cite=The Automatic's ''Keep Your Eyes Peeled''}}
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{{cquote|<center>You walk towards the light.</center>|cite=Death message in ''Risk of Rain''}}
{{cquote|<center>Pack up your accents. Pack up your batteries. Now go marching back to the factory. A bunch of dresses, down the mattress. Car park asphalt tastes good, actually.</center>|cite=The Automatic's ''That's What She Said''}}
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{{cquote|<center>They will surely feast on your flesh.</center>|cite=Death message in ''Risk of Rain''}}
{{cquote|<center>I like the message on your t-shirt. I don't know what it means, but the colours really work!</center>|cite=The Automatic's ''That's What She Said''}}
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{{cquote|<center>It wasn't your time to die...</center>|cite=Death message in ''Risk of Rain''}}
{{cquote|<center>I know I had something to say, but it lost its meaning and it faded away...</center>|cite=The Automatic's ''That's What She Said''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Dead from blunt trauma to the face.</center>|cite=Death message in ''Risk of Rain''}}
{{cquote|<center>What's that coming over the hill? Is it a monster? Is it a monster?</center>|cite=The Automatic's ''Monster''}}
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{{cquote|<center>That was definitely not your fault.</center>|cite=Death message in ''Risk of Rain''}}
{{cquote|<center>And you'll start to compromise, just to get to the other side.</center>|cite=The Automatic's ''Raoul''}}
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{{cquote|<center>That was absolutely your fault.</center>|cite=Death message in ''Risk of Rain''}}
{{cquote|<center>It doesn't seem like you mean it. I don't believe that you believe it, and it feels like running with your eyes closed if you forget what you're supposed to be.</center>|cite=The Automatic's ''Raoul''}}
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{{cquote|<center>You embrace the void.</center>|cite=Death message in ''Risk of Rain''}}
{{cquote|<center>And I find it kinda funny, I find it kinda sad. The dreams in which I'm dying are the best I've ever had... I find it hard to tell you, I find it hard to take, with people running circles, it's a really really mad world.</center>|cite=Gary Jules's ''Mad World''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Your body was gone an hour later. </center>|cite=Death message in ''Risk of Rain''}}
{{cquote|<center>You may think I'm crazy, but I don't even care! Because I can tell what's going on! It's hip to be square!</center>|cite=Huey Lewis and the News' ''Hip to be Square''}}
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{{cquote|<center>You died painlessly.</center>|cite=Death message in ''Risk of Rain''}}
{{cquote|<center>Goodbye, horses... I'm flying over you... Goodbye, horses... I'm flying, flying, flying over you...</center>|cite=Q Lazzarus's ''Goodbye Horses''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Your death was extremely painful.</center>|cite=Death message in ''Risk of Rain''}}
{{cquote|<center>Hard times, happiest days of my life. Hard times gone by.</center>|cite=The Jetzons' ''Hard Times''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Your family will never know how you died.</center>|cite=Death message in ''Risk of Rain''}}
{{cquote|<center>I feel fine with the sun in my eyes, the wind in my hair, we're falling out of this sky. I'm doing better than I thought I would, but nothing's ever as good as when you're on top.</center>|cite=The Wallflowers' ''When You're On Top''}}
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{{cquote|<center>You die a slightly embarrassing death.</center>|cite=Death message in ''Risk of Rain''}}
{{cquote|<center>How long an hour can take when you're staring into open space. When I feel I'm slipping further away, I remember that everyday, I get a little bit closer to you...</center>|cite=The Wallflowers' ''Closer to You''}}
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{{cquote|<center>You die in a hilarious pose.</center>|cite=Death message in ''Risk of Rain''}}
{{cquote|<center>I want a girl with a mind like a diamond. I want a girl who knows what's best. I want a girl with shoes that cut and eyes that burn like cigarettes.</center>|cite=Cake's ''Short Skirt / Long Jacket''}}
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{{cquote|<center>You really messed up.</center>|cite=Death message in ''Risk of Rain''}}
{{cquote|<center>With fingernails that shine like justice, and a voice that is dark, like tinted glass. She is fast, and thorough, and sharp as a tack. She's touring the facilities, and picking up slack.</center>|cite=Cake's ''Short Skirt / Long Jacket''}}
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{{cquote|<center>'''I SEE YOU'''</center>|cite=Difficulty clock in ''Risk of Rain''}}
{{cquote|<center>Doesn't matter if you're skinny, doesn't matter if you're fat, you can dress up like a sultan in your onion head hat.</center>|cite=Cake's ''Comfort Eagle''}}
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{{cquote|<center>'''IM COMING FOR YOU'''</center>|cite=Difficulty clock in ''Risk of Rain''}}
{{cquote|<center>Let him come into the city, let him shake his lucky penny, let him put it in his pocket, and shake it all around...</center>|cite=Live's ''The Distance''}}
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{{cquote|<center>'''HAHAHAHA'''</center>|cite=Difficulty clock in ''Risk of Rain''}}
{{cquote|<center>Maybe anywhere the wind blows, it's all worth waiting for...</center>|cite=Toad the Wet Sprocket's ''Windmills''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Don't call me a living dead. Don't you know that scares me?</center>|cite=Hsien-ko in ''Vampire Savior''}}
{{cquote|<center>Whatever I fear the most is whatever I see before me whenever I let my guard down, whatever I was ignoring.</center>|cite=Toad the Wet Sprocket's ''Whatever I Fear''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Violence doesn't solve anything, but it sure is fun!</center>|cite=Felicia in ''Vampire Savior''}}
{{cquote|<center>For every path you follow, there's another left behind. Every door you don't kick open, there's a million more to try.</center>|cite=Toad the Wet Sprocket's ''The Moment''}}
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{{cquote|<center>No, this isn't happening! There's no reason for me to go on! What... What... '''WHAT AM I FIGHTING FOR?!'''</center>|cite=Zero in ''Mega Man X4''}}
{{cquote|<center>For every path you follow, there's another left behind. Every door you don't kick open, there's a million more to try. And for everything you've taught me, here's the one I've learned the best: There is nothing but the moment, don't you waste it on regret...</center>|cite=Toad the Wet Sprocket's ''The Moment''}}
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{{cquote|<center>This will be a match to remember!</center>|cite=The Announcer in ''Capcom vs SNK 2''}}
{{cquote|<center>Anyone can see the road that they walk on is paved in gold, and it's always summer, they'll never get cold. They'll never get hungry, they'll never get old and grey...</center>|cite=Fastball's ''The Way''}}
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{{cquote|<center>This battle is about to explode!</center>|cite=The Announcer in ''Capcom vs SNK 2''}}
{{cquote|<center>You can see their shadows wandering off somewhere, they won't make it home, but they really don't care. They wanted the highway, they're happier there today...</center>|cite=Fastball's ''The Way''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Live and let die!</center>|cite=The Announcer in ''Capcom vs SNK 2''}}
{{cquote|<center>Was I out of my head, or was I out of my mind? How could I have ever been so blind? I was waiting for an indication, it was hard to find...</center>|cite=Fastball's ''Out Of My Head''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Um... shouldn't we be doing something?</center>|cite=Hotaru Futaba in ''The King of Fighters XIII''}}
{{cquote|<center>Don't matter what I say, only what I do. I never mean to do bad things to you, so quiet but I finally woke up, if you're sad, then it's time you spoke up, too...</center>|cite=Fastball's ''Out Of My Head''}}
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{{cquote|<center>GO HOME AND BE A FAMILY MAN!</center>|cite=Guile in ''Street Fighter II''}}
{{cquote|<center>Was I out of my head, or was I out of my mind? How could I have ever been so blind? I was waiting for an indication, it was hard to find. Don't matter what I say, only what I do. I never mean to do bad things to you, so quiet but I finally woke up, if you're sad, then it's time you spoke up, too.</center>|cite=Fastball's ''Out Of My Head''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Cheap? Do you know how much I paid for this cap?!</center>|cite=Yun in ''Street Fighter III''}}
{{cquote|<center>Love your baby love, sugar baby love, love her any way, love her every day... </center>|cite=The Rubettes' ''Sugar Baby Love''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I am... abomination.</center>|cite=Q in ''Street Fighter III''}}
{{cquote|<center>Hey, sister pretty, your lips are on the city. Everybody's waiting for the honeymoon to end...</center>|cite=Hootie & The Blowfish's ''Hey Sister Pretty''}}
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{{cquote|<center>This is a message from Lord Nergal. "I await you on the Dread Isle."</center>|cite=Denning in ''Fire Emblem''}}
{{cquote|<center>I'm still trying to stop this thing from dying, don't forget to kiss me before you beat me up again...</center>|cite=Hootie & The Blowfish's ''Hey Sister Pretty''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Knights should fight, not speak! ...Was that right? </center>|cite=Lowen in ''Fire Emblem''}}
{{cquote|<center>Celia, you're breaking my heart. You're shakin' my confidence daily. Oh Cecilia, I'm down on my knees. I'm begging you please, to come home!</center>|cite=Simon & Garfunkel's ''Cecilia''}}
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{{cquote|<center>As long as there is someone to cut, you will have my aid. </center>|cite=Karel in ''Fire Emblem''}}
{{cquote|<center>And a rock feels no pain. And an island never cries.</center>|cite=Simon & Garfunkel's ''I Am A Rock''}}
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{{cquote|<center>...For the future... ...please don't lose... If the light is strong enough... it can dispel... darkness... </center>|cite=Sophia in ''Fire Emblem''}}
{{cquote|<center>So my mind was filled with wonder when the evening headlines read: "Richard Cory went home last night, and put a bullet through his head."</center>|cite=Simon and Garfunkel's ''Richard Cory''}}
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{{cquote|<center>This looks like fun! This is what I've been waiting for!  </center>|cite=Geitz in ''Fire Emblem''}}
{{cquote|<center>"Fools," said I, "You do not know, silence like a cancer grows. Hear my words that I might teach you, take my arms that I might reach you." But my words, like silent raindrops fell, and echoed in the wells of silence...</center>|cite=Simon and Garfunkel's ''The Sounds of Silence''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Darling. Darling. Darling... darling... darling... darling...</center>|cite=Monica in ''Fire Emblem: The Sacred Stones''}}
{{cquote|<center>And here's to you, Mrs. Robinson. Jesus loves you more than you will know... </center>|cite=Simon & Garfunkel's ''Mrs. Robinson''}}
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{{cquote|<center>The Dark Angel... She's found me at last... At least I can sleep now... </center>|cite=Haar in ''Fire Emblem: Path of Radiance''}}
{{cquote|<center>Where have you gone, Joe DiMaggio? Our nation turns its lonely eyes to you... </center>|cite=Simon & Garfunkel's ''Mrs. Robinson''}}
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{{cquote|<center>...Bah. I suppose you want some kind of congratulations now, right? Well, too bad. You're a snot-nosed whelp, and I'm still better than you. Don't ever forget that. </center>|cite=Shinon in ''Fire Emblem: Path of Radiance''}}
{{cquote|<center>They move in beauty, two hearts adrift as one... Kissing, and kissing 'til the kiss of morning sun has come...</center>|cite=Stereo Alchemy's ''Young Lovers''}}
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{{cquote|<center>And she bangs, she bangs, oh baby, when she moves, she moves, I go crazy, 'cause she looks like a flower, but she stings like a bee, like every girl in history, she bangs, she bangs. </center>|cite=Ricky Martin's ''She Bangs''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Oh, sugarpill, I believe you. Oh sugarpill, I wanna eat you up.</center>|cite=The Bravery's ''Sugarpill''}}
{{cquote|<center>Upside, inside out, she's livin' la vida loca! She'll push and pull you down, livin' la vida loca! Her lips are devil red, and her skin's the colour of mocha! She will wear you out! Livin' la vida loca! </center>|cite=Ricky Martin's ''Livin' La Vida Loca''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Don't look at me that way... It was an honest mistake.</center>|cite=The Bravery's ''An Honest Mistake''}}
{{cquote|<center>'Cause we are living in a material world, and I am a material girl. You know that we are living in a material world, and I am a material girl. </center>|cite=Madonna's ''Material Girl''}}
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{{cquote|<center>But the future refused to change.</center>|cite=Game Over screen in ''Chrono Trigger''}}
{{cquote|<center>If you're lost, you can look, and you will find me, time after time. If you fall, I will catch you, I'll be waiting, time after time... </center>|cite=Cyndi Lauper's ''Time After Time''}}
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{{cquote|<center>In the end, the future refused to change.</center>|cite=Game Over screen in ''Chrono Trigger''}}
{{cquote|<center>That's all they really want, some fun! When the working day is done, oh, girls just wanna have fun!</center>|cite=Cyndi Lauper's ''Girls Just Wanna Have Fun''}}
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{{cquote|<center>The witch hunts are over.</center>|cite=Game Over screen in ''Bayonetta''}}
{{cquote|<center>TV says doughnuts are high in fat, kazoo. Found a hobo in my room. It's Princess Leia, the yodel of life, give me my sweater back or I'll play the guitar!</center>|cite=Lemon Demon's ''Hyakugojyuuichi''}}
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{{cquote|<center>And the world slowly drifted to its fated destruction...</center>|cite=Bad Ending of ''Golden Sun''}}
{{cquote|<center>Found a hobo in my room, what do I do, he looks dead, bleeding red onto my bedspread, and he also appears to be missing his head?! Why am I holding this gun and axe? Do exploding pacemakers cause heart attacks? Will Mr. Bean ever get his fill, or will he just keep on telling me to kill?</center>|cite=Lemon Demon's ''Hyakugojyuuichi''}}
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{{cquote|<center>The darkly prospering days of man have reached an end.<br><br> You who have strayed from the cycle of the stars will leave not a trace of your existence.<br><br>But fear not. You will no longer feel anything...</center>|cite=Game Over screen in ''Devil Survivor 2''}}
{{cquote|<center>Take this mop, and shove it, boy, 'cause it's the only way you'll be employed!</center>|cite=Lemon Demon's ''Hyakugojyuuichi''}}
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{{cquote|<center>We'll meet again someday soon.</center>|cite=Game Over screen in ''Ikaruga''}}
{{cquote|<center>You won't believe your eyes, you'll go insane, I mean, what's up with that plastic plane? You're an idiot if you disagree, you gotta see Hyakugojyuuichi!</center>|cite=Lemon Demon's ''Hyakugojyuuichi''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Let us go out this evening for pleasure. <br><br>The night is still young.</center>|cite=Game Over screen in ''CastleVania - Symphony of the Night''}}
{{cquote|<center>If you got the time, go grab a pen, and watch that thing again and again, trying to figure it out, what does it mean? What's the significance of Mr. Bean?</center>|cite=Lemon Demon's ''Hyakugojyuuichi''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Dear diary, Today, I died. I was killed by this thing in some basement. I leave all that I own to my cat, Guppy. Goodbye cruel world, xoxo Isaac</center>|cite=Game Over screen in ''The Binding of Isaac''}}
{{cquote|<center>Dunno what my brain is for, I used to, but I don't no more. I am a consumer whore, I am a consumer whore...</center>|cite=Lemon Demon's ''Consumer Whore''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Operation failed. The medical board will be notified.</center>|cite=Game Over screen in ''Trauma Center''}}
{{cquote|<center>I don't even know what I'm doing here...</center>|cite=Queens of the Stone Age's ''Quick and to the Pointless''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Sadly, no trace of them was ever found...</center>|cite=Game Over screen in ''Secret of Mana''}}
{{cquote|<center>I don't even know what I'm doing here...<br><br>'''YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH!!'''</center>|cite=Queens of the Stone Age's ''Quick and to the Pointless''}}
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{{cquote|<center>They find your body and give it new life. <br><br>As a cyborg, you will serve SHODAN well.</center>|cite=Game Over screen in ''System Shock''}}
{{cquote|<center>I know, I know the sun is hot. Mosquitoes come and suck your blood, leave you there, all alone, just skin and bone...</center>|cite=Queens of the Stone Age's ''Mosquito Song''}}
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{{cquote|<center>The miracle never happen.</center>|cite=Bad ending of ''Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney: Justice for All''}}
{{cquote|<center>Fat and soft. Pink and weak. Foot and thigh. Tongue and cheek. You know, I'm told they'll swallow you whole, skin and bone...</center>|cite=Queens of the Stone Age's ''Mosquito Song''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Too bad, you lost your machine!</center>|cite=The Announcer in ''F-Zero X''}}
{{cquote|<center>Simmering pick and pluck. Tenderise bone to dust. The sweetest grease, finest meat you'll ever taste...</center>|cite=Queens of the Stone Age's ''Mosquito Song''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I imagined it would be bigger.</center>|cite="Infinity" map description in ''Halo''}}
{{cquote|<center>Swallow and chew, eat you alive. All of us, food that hasn't died... And the knife says...</center>|cite=Queens of the Stone Age's ''Mosquito Song''}}
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{{cquote|<center>When the dog bites, when the bee stings, when I'm feeling sad... I simply remember my favourite things, and little by little, my happy heart sings... and then I don't feel so bad...</center>|cite=The Lennon Sisters's ''My Favorite Things''}}
{{cquote|<center>We get these pills to swallow, how they stick in your throat. Tastes like gold, oh what you do to me, no one knows.</center>|cite=Queens of the Stone Age's ''No One Knows''}}
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{{cquote|<center>When the dog bites, when the bee stings, when I'm feeling sad... I simply remember my favourite things, and then I don't feel so bad...</center>|cite=The Lennon Sisters's ''My Favorite Things''}}
{{cquote|<center>Fish heads, fish heads, roly-poly fish heads. Fish heads, fish heads, eat them up, yum!</center>|cite=Barnes & Barnes' ''Fish Heads''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Really? It's the worst movie you've ever seen? Well, the next one will be better!</center>|cite=Ed Wood in Tim Burton's ''Ed Wood''}}
{{cquote|<center>In the morning, laughing happy fish heads! In the evening, floating in a soup!</center>|cite=Barnes & Barnes' ''Fish Heads''}}
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{{cquote|<center>And remember, my friend, future events such as these will affect you in the future.</center>|cite=Criswell in ''Plan 9 From Outer Space''}}
{{cquote|<center>Ask a fish head anything you want to, they won't answer, they can't talk!</center>|cite=Barnes & Barnes' ''Fish Heads''}}
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{{cquote|<center>You see? You see?! Your stupid minds! Stupid! Stupid!</center>|cite=Eros in ''Plan 9 From Outer Space''}}
{{cquote|<center>They can't play baseball, they don't wear sweaters! They're not good dancers, they don't play drums!</center>|cite=Barnes & Barnes' ''Fish Heads''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Beware of the big green dragon that sits on your doorstep!</center>|cite=The Narrator in ''Glen or Glenda''}}
{{cquote|<center>I took a fish head out to see a movie, didn't have to pay to get it in!</center>|cite=Barnes & Barnes' ''Fish Heads''}}
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{{cquote|<center>'''Pull the string! ...Pull the string!'''</center>|cite=The Narrator in ''Glen or Glenda''}}
{{cquote|<center>Roly-poly fish heads are never seen drinking cappuccinos at Italian restaurants with Oriental women!</center>|cite=Barnes & Barnes' ''Fish Heads''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I-I see. Would you be so kind as to aim toward Shiriana? I've a friend there, you see.</center>|cite=Slayer in ''Guilty Gear Xrd''}}
{{cquote|<center>It's hard to bargle nawdle zouss with all these marbles in my mouth.</center>|cite="Weird Al" Yankovic's ''Smells Like Nirvana''}}
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{{cquote|<center>H-Hey! Hey! There's kinky shit and then there's-Hey! Listen to me! You're too young for that anyway! Are you even listening?! Pay attention-! </center>|cite=I-No in ''Guilty Gear Xrd''}}
{{cquote|<center>He's Gump! He's Gump! He's Gump! What's in his head? He's Gump! He's Gump! He's Gump! Is he inbred?</center>|cite="Weird Al" Yankovic's ''Gump''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I must point out that although you have framed this act as comedic, it is nonetheless quite violent - so violent, in fact, that I shudder to think of any children foolishly attempting to replicate it. That being said, it might be nice to see a 3-page spread about myself in tomorrow's paper. With a picture, naturally.</center>|cite=Eddie in ''Guilty Gear Xrd''}}
{{cquote|<center>He's Gump! He's Gump! He's Gump! He's not too bright! He's Gump! He's Gump! He's Gump! But he's alright!</center>|cite="Weird Al" Yankovic's ''Gump''}}
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{{cquote|<center>There, I won! Are you happy?</center>|cite=Kula Diamond in ''The King of Fighters 2000''}}
{{cquote|<center>And that's all I have to say about that!</center>|cite="Weird Al" Yankovic's ''Gump''}}
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{{cquote|<center>You just bleed there and think about what you've done!</center>|cite=K' in ''The King of Fighters 2002''}}
{{cquote|<center>I love shows with or without a plot, I'll stare 'til my legs are numb, my eyes bloodshot, 'cause I only have got one brain to rot! I'm gonna spend my life watching television a lot!</center>|cite="Weird Al" Yankovic's ''Couch Potato''}}
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{{cquote|<center>You talk a good fight! Now go whimper in the corner.</center>|cite=K' in ''The King of Fighters 2002''}}
{{cquote|<center>Oh, why'd I have to go and get myself all mutilated? I gotta tell ya, life without a head kinda makes me irritated.</center>|cite="Weird Al" Yankovic's ''A Complicated Song''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I'm more than enough for this job...</center>|cite=K' in ''The King of Fighters''}}
{{cquote|<center>Put down your chainsaw and listen to me, it's time for us to join in the fight! It's time to let your babies grow up to be cowboys, it's time to let the bedbugs bite!</center>|cite="Weird Al" Yankovic's ''Dare to be Stupid''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Hey! Don't touch the talent!</center>|cite=Mai Shiranui in ''The King of Fighters 2002''}}
{{cquote|<center>You can be a coffee achiever, you can sit around the house and watch ''Leave It To Beaver!'' The future's up to you, so whatcha gonna do?!<br><br>''Dare to be stupid! Dare to be stupid!''</center>|cite="Weird Al" Yankovic's ''Dare to be Stupid''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Cheer up, buckos! There's always next time!</center>|cite=Mai Shiranui in ''The King of Fighters 1996''}}
{{cquote|<center>I can't hear you!<br><br>''Dare to be stupid!''<br><br>...Okay, I can hear you now!<br><br>''Dare to be stupid!''</center>|cite="Weird Al" Yankovic's ''Dare to be Stupid''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I won... now where's my prize?</center>|cite=Kula Diamond in ''The King of Fighters 2002''}}
{{cquote|<center>I could've wished a thousand wishes, for this night I can't believe, that it's finally me and you, and you and me, just us, and your friend Steve.</center>|cite=Garfunkel and Oates' ''Me, You, and Steve''}}
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{{cquote|<center>You're no match for me. Really. You make me cry.</center>|cite=K' in ''The King of Fighters 2001''}}
{{cquote|<center>It's not that I don't like your friend, but how many hours with him can you spend? It's not that I don't think he's great, but it's only you... only you... I wanna fellate...</center>|cite=Garfunkel and Oates' ''Me, You, and Steve''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Remember me when you look at the moon!</center>|cite=Iori in ''The King of Fighters'' series}}
{{cquote|<center>Fuck me in the ass, 'cause I love Jesus, the good Lord would want it that way. Gimme that sweet sensation of a throbbing rationalisation, it's just between you and me, 'cause everyone knows it's the sex that God can't see!</center>|cite=Garfunkel and Oates' ''The Loophole''}}
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{{cquote|<center>If you can't win, buzz off!</center>|cite=K' in ''The King of Fighters 2000''}}
{{cquote|<center>Woo-ee-ooh, I look just like Buddy Holly. Oh, oh, and you're Mary Tyler Moore. I don't care what they say about us anyway, I don't care about that!</center>|cite=Weezer's ''Buddy Holly''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Put you three together... and you get a bunch of losers.</center>|cite=K' in ''The King of Fighters 2002''}}
{{cquote|<center>I'm dumb, she's a lesbian, I thought I had found the one. We were good as married in my mind, but married in my mind's no good.</center>|cite=Weezer's ''Pink Triangle''}}
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{{cquote|<center>'''MMMMMMMMMISTER CROW!'''</center>|cite=Announcer in ''Unreal Tournament 2004''}}
{{cquote|<center>Oh, pink triangle on her sleeve, let me know the truth, let me know the truth...</center>|cite=Weezer's ''Pink Triangle''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Now confound me no more!</center>|cite=K9999 in ''The King of Fighters 2002''}}
{{cquote|<center>But I'm shaking at your touch, I like you way too much, my baby, I'm afraid I'm falling for you! I'd do about anything to get the hell out alive, or maybe I would rather settle down with you!</center>|cite=Weezer's ''Falling For You''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Don't look at me! You have no right!</center>|cite=K9999 in ''The King of Fighters 2002''}}
{{cquote|<center>God damn you half-Japanese girls. Do it to me every time...!</center>|cite=Weezer's ''El Scorcho''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Do I make you hard?</center>|cite=Angel in ''The King of Fighters 2001''}}
{{cquote|<center>I told you I would return, when the robin makes his nest, but I ain't never coming back... <br><br>I'm sorry... <br><br>I'm sorry... <br><br><br>...I'm sorry...</center>|cite=Weezer's ''Butterfly''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Can you taste Angel's extraordinary skill!?</center>|cite=Angel in ''The King of Fighters 2002''}}
{{cquote|<center>I'll look in the mirror, and I'll be tickled pink. I don't give a hoot about what you think!</center>|cite=Weezer's ''Pork and Beans''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Come back when you grow up!</center>|cite=Kasumi Todoh in ''The King of Fighters 96''}}
{{cquote|<center>I'm killing your brain like a poisonous mushroom!</center>|cite=Vanilla Ice's ''Ice Ice Baby''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Why do you use your power for evil? I'm so sad. Boo hoo.</center>|cite=Athena in ''The King of Fighters 2002''}}
{{cquote|<center>When I hold you in my arms, and I feel my finger on your trigger, I know that no one can do us no harm! Because happiness is a warm gun.</center>|cite=The Beatles' ''Happiness is a Warm Gun''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I'm getting out of here!</center>|cite=Frank West in ''Tatsunoko vs Capcom''}}
{{cquote|<center>Her majesty is a pretty nice girl, but she doesn't have a lot to say. Her majesty's a pretty nice girl, but she changes from day to day.</center>|cite=The Beatles' ''Her Majesty''}}
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{{cquote|<center>You're a real fighter. But chicks rule!</center>|cite=Hotaru Futaba in ''Garou - Mark of the Wolves''}}
{{cquote|<center>I wanna tell her I love her a lot, but I gotta get a belly full of wine. Her Majesty's a pretty nice girl, someday I'm going to make her mine, oh yeah, someday I'm going to make her mine.</center>|cite=The Beatles' ''Her Majesty''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I don't understand you... what's your gripe, bud?</center>|cite=Hotaru Futaba in ''Garou - Mark of the Wolves''}}
{{cquote|<center>Have you seen the little piggies crawling in the dirt? And for all the little piggies, life is getting worse, always having dirt to play around in.</center>|cite=The Beatles' ''Piggies''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Why the hang, dog? You can't escape yourself!</center>|cite=Hotaru Futaba in ''Garou - Mark of the Wolves''}}
{{cquote|<center>'''I GOT BLISTERS ON ME FINGERS!!'''</center>|cite=Ringo Starr in ''Helter Skelter''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Sorry. Are you hurt? I'll fix you up right away. </center>|cite=Hotaru Futaba in ''Garou - Mark of the Wolves''}}
{{cquote|<center>Wouldn't it be nice if we were older? Then we wouldn't have to wait so long, and wouldn't it be nice to live together, in the kind of world where we belong?</center>|cite=The Beach Boys' ''Wouldn't It Be Nice''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I shall assist your suicide!</center>|cite=Yoshimitsu in ''Soul Calibur II''}}
{{cquote|<center>What's the ugliest part of your body? Some say your nose, some say your toes... but I think it's your mind.</center>|cite=Frank Zappa's ''What's the Ugliest Part of Your Body?''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Overconfidence is the greatest enemy!</center>|cite=Yoshimitsu in ''Soul Calibur II''}}
{{cquote|<center>And all the people said, "What a shame that he's dead, but wasn't he a most peculiar man?"</center>|cite=Simon & Garfunkel's ''A Most Peculiar Man''}}
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{{cquote|<center>It is I, Yoshimitsu!</center>|cite=Yoshimitsu in ''Soul Calibur II''}}
{{cquote|<center>I, I want to go, I got to run, run to the moment and set me free... You tell me why, I hear the sound, the sound of my dream...</center>|cite=Dj Splash's ''Sound of My Dream''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Behold the magnificence of my victory!</center>|cite=Yoshimitsu in ''Soul Calibur II''}}
{{cquote|<center>Do you think that you are better than me? Do you think that you are what I need? Do you think that you could still play with me? Then just go, 'cause I'm back.</center>|cite=Dj Mangoo's ''Im Back''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I am Yoshimitsu! ...Had enough?!</center>|cite=Yoshimitsu in ''Soul Calibur II''}}
{{cquote|<center>Come and take a trip with me, to a land where love is free, follow me into the light, everything's gonna be alright...</center>|cite=Dune's ''Can't Stop Raving''}}
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{{cquote|<center>A raging fire becomes dying embers!</center>|cite=Yoshimitsu in ''Soul Calibur II''}}
{{cquote|<center>Just go and take my hand, I will show you promised land, stay with me in paradise, so our future can be nice...</center>|cite=Dune's ''Can't Stop Raving''}}
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{{cquote|<center>You're pissing me off...</center>|cite=Spawn in ''Soul Calibur II''}}
{{cquote|<center>Pika pika, body sparkles! Athena, show me that psycho sword! Pause.</center>|cite=Dj Dicks's ''The Psycho Ball''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I will show you... the greatest nightmare!</center>|cite=Nightmare in ''Soul Calibur II''}}
{{cquote|<center>GOD DAMMIT. GOD DAMMIT. I'M SICK OF ALL THESE GODDAMN BANANAS.</center>|cite=Dj Dicks's ''Bananas''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Justice will prevail! ...Just kidding!</center>|cite=Xianghua in ''Soul Calibur II''}}
{{cquote|<center>I'll grab all night if I damn well please, 'cause no girl can resist my '''Gravity Squeeze!'''</center>|cite=Dj Dicks's ''Gravity Squeeze''}}
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{{cquote|<center>If the world was perfect, it wouldn't be.</center>|cite=Yogi Berra}}
{{cquote|<center>Always, I wanna be with you, and make believe with you, and live in harmony, harmony, oh love...</center>|cite=Erasure's ''Always''}}
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{{cquote|<center>The future just ain't what it used to be.</center>|cite=Yogi Berra}}
{{cquote|<center>Thank you stars for giving to me the greatest gift that's still yet to be. I don't mind if fate's playing games... I'm happy all the same!</center>|cite=Lizz Robinett's ''Renai Circulation''}}
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{{cquote|<center>It ain't over 'till it's over.</center>|cite=Yogi Berra}}
{{cquote|<center>'''LOVE ME LOVE ME LOVE ME DO'''<br><br>'''GIVE ME GIVE ME GIVE ME ''HUG'''''</center>|cite=Reol's ''LUVORATORRRRRY!''}}
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{{cquote|<center>You can observe a lot by watching.</center>|cite=Yogi Berra}}
{{cquote|<center>I give you love, you give me energy, when I'm dancing on stage, you make me feel free! Tender devotion and desire give you every night!</center>|cite=Judy Crystal's ''Nori Nori Nori''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Ninety percent of the game is half-mental.</center>|cite=Yogi Berra on baseball}}
{{cquote|<center>Make him handsome, make him strong, make him the kind to last the whole night long!</center>|cite=jun's ''TRUE♥LOVE''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I really didn't say everything I said! </center>|cite=Yogi Berra}}
{{cquote|<center>All I want, lying here with you, feeling like heaven.</center>|cite=Ryu☆'s ''Second Heaven''}}
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{{cquote|<center>If you can't imitate him, don't copy him.</center>|cite=Yogi Berra}}
{{cquote|<center>All I want, lying here with you, feeling like heaven. All I want, lying here with you, feeling like heaven.</center>|cite=Ryu☆'s ''Second Heaven''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Little things are big.</center>|cite=Yogi Berra}}
{{cquote|<center>'''''SOMEBODY SCREAM!!'''''</center>|cite=Ryu☆'s ''Second Heaven''}}
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{{cquote|<center>We made too many wrong mistakes.</center>|cite=Yogi Berra}}
{{cquote|<center>World of silence, creepin' slightless time,<br>port of sadness, sleepin' flightless mind,<br>world of silence, blinkin' farthest light,<br>road of brightness, I will get there,<br>and shinin', shinin', shinin', shinin', shinin'...</center>|cite=Mondo Grosso's ''Shinin'''}}
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{{cquote|<center>It's like deja vú all over again.</center>|cite=Yogi Berra}}
{{cquote|<center>World of silence, creepin' slightless time,<br>port of sadness, sleepin' flightless mind,<br>world of silence, blinkin' farthest light,<br>road of brightness, I will get there,<br>and shinin', shinin', shinin', shinin', shinin',<br>shinin', shinin', shinin', shinin', shinin', shinin'...</center>|cite=Mondo Grosso's ''Shinin'''}}
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{{cquote|<center>When you see a fork in the road, take it.</center>|cite=Yogi Berra}}
{{cquote|<center>Oh, I push my way through the crowd, now hear the sound of the ground. Oh, I push my way through the crowd, just start at dawn from the clouds.</center>|cite=Mondo Grosso's ''Shinin'''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Nobody goes there anymore because it's too crowded.</center>|cite=Yogi Berra}}
{{cquote|<center>If you want to light my heart, use a candle, not your Bic.</center>|cite=Mondo Grosso's ''Blaze It Up''}}
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{{cquote|<center>If the fans don't come out to the ballpark, how are you going to stop them?</center>|cite=Yogi Berra}}
{{cquote|<center>I'll hold on, 'cause it's you I love so dearly. When the rain, the storm, and all is done, caress me with your sweet lullaby...</center>|cite=Mitsunori Ikeda's ''Fallen Angel''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Slump? I ain't in no slump. I just ain't hitting.</center>|cite=Yogi Berra}}
{{cquote|<center>Anarchy! Everyone wants to be me! Anarchy, yeah! Get it up, so I can see!</center>|cite=TeddyLoid's ''D City Rock''}}
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{{cquote|<center>But I do know one thing: I am the goddamn manager, and I am going to run this goddamn team.</center>|cite=Jim Leyland}}
{{cquote|<center>So close your eyes and make a wish, today's the day that I am fighting you. It's my turn to be a champion.</center>|cite=TCY Force's ''Champion''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I'm angry because I'm the fucking manager of this fucking team, that's why I'm angry!</center>|cite=Jim Leyland}}
{{cquote|<center>So shut your lies, and count to three, I'll take you down and you'll be smithereens. It's my chance to be a champion.</center>|cite=TCY Force's ''Champion''}}
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{{cquote|<center>People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring.</center>|cite=Rogers Hornsby}}
{{cquote|<center>Maybe it's a dream, maybe nothing else is real, but it wouldn't mean a thing if I told you how I feel. So I'm tired of all the pain, all the misery inside, and I wish I could live feeling nothing but the night...</center>|cite=nomico's ''Bad Apple!!''}}
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{{cquote|<center>The game of baseball, it just... it kicked me in the butt, dude. It just kicked me in the butt.</center>|cite=Phil Coke}}
{{cquote|<center>You could tell me what to say, you could tell me where to go, but I doubt that I would care, and my heart would never know. If I make another move, there'll be no more turning back, because everything would change, and it all would fade to black...</center>|cite=nomico's ''Bad Apple!!''}}
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{{cquote|<center>''Just go for it!!''</center>|cite=The Announcer in ''Viewtiful Joe 2''}}
{{cquote|<center>Will tomorrow ever come? Will I make it through the night? Will there ever be a place for the broken in the light? Am I hurting? Am I sad? Should I stay or should I go? I've forgotten how to tell, did I ever even know?</center>|cite=nomico's ''Bad Apple!!''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I'm gonna take you on a wild ride!</center>|cite=The Announcer in ''Marvel vs Capcom 3''}}
{{cquote|<center>Can I take another step? I've done everything I can, all the people that I see, I will never understand. If I find a way to change, if I step into the light, then I'll never be the same, and it all will fade to white...</center>|cite=nomico's ''Bad Apple!!''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I wanna take you for a ride!</center>|cite=The Announcer in ''Marvel vs Capcom 2''}}
{{cquote|<center>This time you're not hurting me, this time I will take a stand! All the hatred in my eyes, building up an evil plan. Standing lonely in the night, with the darkness by my side, looking deep inside myself, and revealing only fright...</center>|cite=nomico's ''Bad Apple!!''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Oh man, I almost had a heart attack!</center>|cite=The Announcer in ''Marvel vs Capcom 2''}}
{{cquote|<center>If I make another move, if I take another step, then it would all fall apart, there'd be nothing of me left. If I'm crying in the wind, if I'm crying in the night, will there ever be a way? Will my heart return to white?</center>|cite=nomico's ''Bad Apple!!''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I really can't believe it. You're amazing!</center>|cite=The Announcer in ''Marvel vs Capcom 2''}}
{{cquote|<center>Can you tell me who you are? Can you tell me where I am? I've forgotten how to see, I've forgotten if I can. If I opened up my eyes, there'd be no more going back, 'cause I'd throw it all all away, and it all would fade to black...</center>|cite=nomico's ''Bad Apple!!''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I say that life is just a dream that we chase after, it's not exactly what it seems... I'd like to buy the world another shot of laughter, and buy my friends another drink.</center>|cite=Sugar Ray's ''Shot of Laughter''}}
{{cquote|<center>So I'm back here once again? So I'm back here once again. Can I ever make a change? Will my heart begin to mend? Would you love me if I go? It feels like a heart attack, but still everything's the same, and it all just fades to black...</center>|cite=nomico's ''Bad Apple!!''}}
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{{cquote|<center>All over the world, she's that kind of girl, there's one in every scene, do you know what I mean? She's got that kind of face, you see in every place, another beautiful girl, all over the world.</center>|cite=Sugar Ray's ''Disasterpiece''}}
{{cquote|<center>How come I must know where obsession needs to go? How come I must know where the passion hides its feelings?</center>|cite= See-Saw's ''Obsession''}}
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{{cquote|<center>This is true love we're makin'! This is true love we're makin'! This is true love we're makin' all the time! </center>|cite=London BGM in ''Capcom vs SNK 2''}}
{{cquote|<center>Ladies and gentlemen, Colonel P.T.  Chester with Morris, proud to present: Bung Vulchungo, and the Zimbabwe Songbirds!</center>|cite=Tally Hall's ''Banana Man''}}
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{{cquote|<center>You can push yourself to the limit, be strong, now jump with me... You can fly over the rainbow with me, close your eyes, and just believe... </center>|cite=''Across the Border'' from ''Tatsunoko vs Capcom''}}
{{cquote|<center>Do you see Banana Man hopping over the white-hot sand? Here he come with some for me, freshly taken from banana tree.</center>|cite=Tally Hall's ''Banana Man''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Never let anything get in the way of saving those you love... No matter what they say, you can be strong, have faith within your heart...</center>|cite=''Across the Border'' from ''Tatsunoko vs Capcom''}}
{{cquote|<center>Do you want a banana? Peel it down, and go, mmm mmm mmm mmm. Do you want a banana? Dis banana for you.</center>|cite=Tally Hall's ''Banana Man''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Reality slips far away, fiction comes alive as we start to play. Hope is no more behind a closed door, as we drift away from where we were before.</center>|cite=TKDz2b's ''Never Say Never''}}
{{cquote|<center>Look you, you too uptight you know, you could laugh and kick it back it and go. But without a rhythm or a rhyme, you do not banana all the time.</center>|cite=Tally Hall's ''Banana Man''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Just gotta chase the pain away, let it fade away, there's a ray of hope beyond despair. Move on, look for the truth in this world.</center>|cite=TKDz2b's ''Never Say Never''}}
{{cquote|<center>Tomorrow morning, on the plane, no banana make you go insane. Floating back to busy town, no banana make you wanna frown.</center>|cite=Tally Hall's ''Banana Man''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Break through the confusion, find a solution, beat the twisted evil things. Just do it, go for it, never say never.</center>|cite=TKDz2b's ''Never Say Never''}}
{{cquote|<center>Marvin walked into a helpless land, and wondered lightly, am I happy? Is this happy?</center>|cite=Tally Hall's ''Taken For A Ride''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Who's the girl next door living in the haunted mansion? </center>|cite=''Ashley's Song'' from ''WarioWare: Touched!''}}
{{cquote|<center>Marvin's Marvellous Mechanical Museum. Known from coast to coast, like butter and toast.</center>|cite=Tally Hall's ''Welcome to Tally Hall''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Look inside my heart, this is where it starts. Is it meant to be? Oh, I want to believe... Hold me closer now... Will you take a vow and don't ever let me go?</center>|cite=''Where the Wind Blows'' from ''Tatsunoko vs Capcom''}}
{{cquote|<center>We think we're playing in a band, but we'd love to give you all a hand!</center>|cite=Tally Hall's ''Welcome to Tally Hall''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Those of you who've been around since the playoffs 35 years ago are invited to the night game free of charge! </center>|cite=The Announcer of ''Baseball Stars 2''}}
{{cquote|<center>Mary-Kate and Ashley, I hope you understand that I love you a lot, and I wanna be your man, and I think that it'd be totally cool if I hung around your apartments and enrolled in your school.</center>|cite=Tally Hall's ''Two Wuv''}}
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{{cquote|<center>No one can stop this!</center>|cite=Title music of ''Ken Griffey Jr.'s Winning Run''}}
{{cquote|<center>What if I told you I could show you something? What if I told you I could make you live? Follow my instruction, swim in the direction of my voice, hear my voice...</center>|cite=Tally Hall's ''Be Born''}}
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{{cquote|<center>He has gooooood eyes!</center>|cite=The Announcer of ''Baseball Stars 2''}}
{{cquote|<center>You told me to buy a pony, but all I wanted was you...</center>|cite=Tally Hall's ''Hidden in the Sand''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Hello, major league fans! This is Michael Beard. The Tokyo Ninjas have a new lineup for the ''eighth'' game!</center>|cite=The Announcer of ''Baseball Stars 2''}}
{{cquote|<center>I'd like to say hello and welcome you, good day, that is my name. Come here and sit down, I'm so glad you even really truly came...</center>|cite=Tally Hall's ''Good Day''}}
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{{cquote|<center>''Toasty!''</center>|cite=Dan Forden in ''Mortal Kombat II''}}
{{cquote|<center>Hang up the chick habit, hang it up, daddy, or you'll be alone in a quick. Hang on the chick habit, hang it up, daddy, or you'll never get another fix.</center>|cite=April March's ''Chick Habit''}}
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{{cquote|<center>N-n-n-now! Fight a new rival!</center>|cite=The Announcer in ''Street Fighter III: Third Strike''}}
{{cquote|<center>I'm telling you, it's not a trick, pay attention, don't be thick, or you're liable to get licked.</center>|cite=April March's ''Chick Habit''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Enter the heat of battle... Go for it.</center>|cite=The Announcer in ''Street Fighter III: Third Strike''}}
{{cquote|<center>You're gonna see the reason why when they're spittin' in your eye, they'll be spittin' in your eye.</center>|cite=April March's ''Chick Habit''}}
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{{cquote|<center>All right! That's cool.</center>|cite=The Announcer in ''Street Fighter III: Third Strike''}}
{{cquote|<center>Hang up the chick habit, hang it up, daddy, a girl's not a tonic or a pill. Hang up the chick habit, hang it up, daddy, you're just jonesing for a spill.</center>|cite=April March's ''Chick Habit''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Welcome to the world of Street Fighter III...Prepare for battle.</center>|cite=The Announcer in ''Street Fighter III: Third Strike''}}
{{cquote|<center>Oh, how your bubble's gonna burst, when you meet another nurse, she'll be drivin' in a hearse.</center>|cite=April March's ''Chick Habit''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Gii, I think it's tea time.</center>|cite=Rachel Alucard in ''BlazBlue''}}
{{cquote|<center>You're gonna need a heap of glue when they all catch up with you, and they cut you up in two.</center>|cite=April March's ''Chick Habit''}}
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{{cquote|<center>You're as vulgar as ever, Terumi.</center>|cite=Rachel Alucard in ''BlazBlue''}}
{{cquote|<center>Now your ears are ringing, the birds have stopped their singing, everything is turning grey. No candy in your till, no cutie left to thrill, you're alone on a Tuesday.</center>|cite=April March's ''Chick Habit''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Valkenhayn, my tea.</center>|cite=Rachel Alucard in ''BlazBlue''}}
{{cquote|<center>Everything you know is wrong, just forget the words and sing along. All you need to understand is everything you know is wrong.</center>|cite="Weird Al" Yankovic's ''Everything You Know Is Wrong''}}
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{{cquote|<center>An establishment that only rates one star dares to dictate what I shall eat? This unconscionable arrogance cannot stand. </center>|cite=Rachel Alucard in ''BlazBlue''}}
{{cquote|<center>We all said, when I get older, I will be stronger, they'll call me freedom, just like a wavin' flag. And then it goes back, and then it goes back, and then it goes back, and then it goes...</center>|cite=K'naan's ''Wavin' Flag''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Very well then. If you insist. We will have three orders of this... puffed fish. Do try and make at least one of them edible. </center>|cite=Rachel Alucard in ''BlazBlue''}}
{{cquote|<center>Who's the black private dick that's a sex machine to all the chicks?<br><br>''Shaft!''</center>|cite=Isaac Hayes's ''Theme From Shaft''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Mmmm, a hot man all tied up... Ah, it just makes me tingle!</center>|cite=Nago in ''BlazBlue''}}
{{cquote|<center>I possess a gaping chasm that swallows all matter. A pit of gravity that grows fatter...</center>|cite=SexuaLobster's ''Fill My Black Hole''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I'm gonna make you cry, rabbit, I swear to God!</center>|cite=Ragna the Bloodedge in ''BlazBlue''}}
{{cquote|<center>A singularity straight into my soul... oh baby baby, fill my black hole...</center>|cite=SexuaLobster's ''Fill My Black Hole''}}
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{{cquote|<center>My goodness! This... this Kagutsuchi pufferfish is... I mean... Words cannot describe... Ah! So good! Please, I would just love to meet the wonderful chef who prepared this exquisite dish! </center>|cite=Hazama in ''BlazBlue''}}
{{cquote|<center>It's not just any mammal... it's a space walrus!</center>|cite=SexuaLobster's ''Space Walrus''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Guess who's home and not preggers anymore?</center>|cite=Hazama in ''BlazBlue''}}
{{cquote|<center>Such is my love for you, that I lay a puppy on your pillow. ''And then I sprinkle it with chocolate...!''</center>|cite=SexuaLobster's ''Passion of the Manwhore''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I brought you into this world, and I sure as shit can take you out of it!</center>|cite=Hazama in ''BlazBlue''}}
{{cquote|<center>Ducks float buoyantly on a pond of my desire... reflected in a labyrinth of my pain...</center>|cite=SexuaLobster's ''Passion of the Manwhore''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Shut your pie-hole, you mouth-breathing pedophile!</center>|cite=Luna in ''BlazBlue''}}
{{cquote|<center>Nothing aggravates a delicate situation much more than a massive detonation.</center>|cite=SexuaLobster's ''The Great Chimp Heist''}}
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{{cquote|<center>What!? How can you be so insensitive, you jackass? Saying mean things like that to Luna! You're so mean, Ragna! You suck! WHAAAAAAAAAA! </center>|cite=Luna in ''BlazBlue''}}
{{cquote|<center>Bah, Plan B is weak as piss! Who the hell put you up to this?!</center>|cite=SexuaLobster's ''The Great Chimp Heist''}}
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{{cquote|<center>It's your fault, Ragna! You said mean things! I hate you, Ragna! I HATE YOU! I... I... I LOVE YOU!</center>|cite=Luna in ''BlazBlue''}}
{{cquote|<center>Now it's Istanbul, not Constantinople. Why did Constantinople get the works? That's nobody's business but the Turks'!</center>|cite=They Might Be Giants' ''Istanbul (Not Constantinople)''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Ah, yes, well, no reason not to tell you. First, I intended to take his XXX and put it in a XXXX. Maybe a little XXX, too? My goodness, I can only imagine what his XXXXX will XXX!</center>|cite=Kokonoe in ''BlazBlue''}}
{{cquote|<center>Why is the world in love again? Why are we marching hand in hand? Why are the ocean levels rising up?</center>|cite=They Might Be Giants' ''Theme From Flood''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Shitty vampire...</center>|cite=Yuuki Terumi in ''BlazBlue''}}
{{cquote|<center>Particle Man, Particle Man, doing the things a particle can. What's he like? It's not important, Particle Man.</center>|cite=They Might Be Giants' ''Particle Man''}}
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{{cquote|<center>''This is for that tuna!''</center>|cite=Taokaka in ''BlazBlue''}}
{{cquote|<center>I see trees of green, red roses too. I see them bloom for me and you. And I think to myself... what a wonderful world.</center>|cite=Louis Armstrong's ''What a Wonderful World''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Yeah, I've been waiting for this!</center>|cite=The Announcer in ''Street Fighter III: Third Strike''}}
{{cquote|<center>And when I hold you, you'll be my Duchess, Duchess of Earl. We'll walk through my dukedom, and a paradise we will share...</center>|cite=Gene Chandler's ''Duke of Earl''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Yeah, that makes sense!</center>|cite=The Announcer in ''Street Fighter III: Third Strike''}}
{{cquote|<center>We'll meet again, don't know where, don't know when, but I know we'll meet again, some sunny day.</center>|cite=Vera Lynn's ''We'll Meet Again''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Yeah, I got the picture!</center>|cite=The Announcer in ''Street Fighter III: Third Strike''}}
{{cquote|<center>Generally speaking, things have gone about as far as they can possibly go when things have gotten about as bad as they can reasonably get. </center>|cite=The Player in Tom Stoppard's ''Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Yeah, that's what I expected!</center>|cite=The Announcer in ''Street Fighter III: Third Strike''}}
{{cquote|<center>What does a brother have to do to pacify a bitch?! I'm telling you G, I've tried everything! God be my witness! I have shown respect, charm, under-fucking-standing! But that is the last fucking straw!</center>|cite=Isaac Washington in ''House of the Dead Overkill''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Yeah, I see!</center>|cite=The Announcer in ''Street Fighter III: Third Strike''}}
{{cquote|<center>I'm gonna rip yo motherfucking balls off!</center>|cite=Isaac Washington in ''House of the Dead Overkill''}}
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{{cquote|<center>''Andyyyyyyyyyyyyy!''</center>|cite=Mai Shiranui in ''The King of Fighters''}}
{{cquote|<center>Don't diss my wheels, she's my pride and joy!</center>|cite=Isaac Washington in ''House of the Dead Overkill''}}
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{{cquote|<center>'''You pressed the wrong button...!'''</center>|cite=Deadpool in ''Marvel vs Capcom 3''}}
{{cquote|<center>Wassup, motherfucker?!</center>|cite=Isaac Washington in ''House of the Dead Overkill''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I still get paid,  right?</center>|cite=Deadpool in ''Marvel vs Capcom 3''}}
{{cquote|<center>Procedure can kiss my ass!</center>|cite=Isaac Washington in ''House of the Dead Overkill''}}
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{{cquote|<center>'''Get over here!'''</center>|cite=Scorpion in ''Mortal Kombat''}}
{{cquote|<center>I figured we'd kill every motherfucker who stands in our way.</center>|cite=Isaac Washington in ''House of the Dead Overkill''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I am a dead man, but somehow you have retained your mortality. Which would mean that you are ''vulnerable to death.''</center>|cite=Scorpion in ''Mortal Kombat Mythologies: Sub-Zero''}}
{{cquote|<center>Fuck that, Colombo! Shoot to maim!</center>|cite=Isaac Washington in ''House of the Dead Overkill''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Check me out! I'm the ghost of Christmas '''kick yo ass!'''</center>|cite=Deadpool in ''Marvel vs Capcom 3''}}
{{cquote|<center>Just shoot! Shit!</center>|cite=Isaac Washington in ''House of the Dead Overkill''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Try not to suck!</center>|cite=Deadpool in ''Marvel vs Capcom 3''}}
{{cquote|<center>Damn right, this is bad! Have you seen the prices?!</center>|cite=Isaac Washington in ''House of the Dead Overkill''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Hey, I freaking love Street Fighter! ...Autograph your spleen for me?</center>|cite=Deadpool in ''Marvel vs Capcom 3''}}
{{cquote|<center>Frankly, Casanova, I'd be more worried about reading the last 24 hours as a damning fucking indictment of contemporary feminism.</center>|cite=Isaac Washington in ''House of the Dead Overkill''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Anime power up shit!</center>|cite=Deadpool in ''Marvel vs Capcom 3''}}
{{cquote|<center>I just think two dick-wielding cop clichés taking down a hundred-foot birthing mother is a statement fairly limited in its interpretations.</center>|cite=Isaac Washington in ''House of the Dead Overkill''}}
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{{cquote|<center>How did anyone enjoy these games... without me in 'em?!</center>|cite=Deadpool in ''Marvel vs Capcom 3''}}
{{cquote|<center>They met as adversaries. They fought as allies. But to their enemies... they were righteous motherfuckers!</center>|cite=The Narrator in ''House of the Dead Overkill''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Hey! Yeah, you! I'm down here busting my ass while sit around on your's watching me jump around?! How is that fair?!</center>|cite=Deadpool in ''Marvel vs Capcom 3''}}
{{cquote|<center>''House of the Dead Overkill''. It's not just good... It's fucking delicious! Critics said, it's fucking good. Others critics said, it's ''motherfucking'' good!</center>|cite=The Narrator in ''House of the Dead Overkill''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Huh? You stole my Shoryuken!? When did you...!?</center>|cite=Ryu in ''Marvel vs Capcom 3''}}
{{cquote|<center>Isaac Washington. Make him mad, and he'll rip your balls off!</center>|cite=The Narrator in ''House of the Dead Overkill''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Wow! I like your claws!</center>|cite=Felicia in ''Marvel vs Capcom 3''}}
{{cquote|<center>No means no, and stop snivelling, you little shit! By the way, I'm not your daddy. I just... kinda fuck your mom.</center>|cite="One Night in Bayou" from ''House of the Dead Overkill''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Got a half-Armenian girlfriend, she's hotter than I am handsome. She'll fuck you up and then some, she'll rock the boat to Bedlam!</center>|cite=Eve 6's ''Hokis''}}
{{cquote|<center>Talking of fucking people, I have a story for you. Sit back and listen, it's quite an amusing one!</center>|cite="One Night in Bayou" from ''House of the Dead Overkill''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Think twice before you touch my girl. Come around, I'll let you feel the burn. Think twice before you touch my girl, come around, come around, no more.</center>|cite=Eve 6's ''Think Twice''}}
{{cquote|<center>I want to return to the womb!</center>|cite=Clement Darling in ''House of the Dead Overkill''}}
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{{cquote|<center>When I showed up and he was there, I tried my best to grin and bear, and took the stairs, but didn't stop at the street, and as we speak, I'm going down...</center>|cite=Eve 6's ''Think Twice''}}
{{cquote|<center>I can't go on in a world without my mommy!</center>|cite=Clement Darling in ''House of the Dead Overkill''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I don't know why I even try, I need another tequila...</center>|cite=Eve 6's ''Victoria''}}
{{cquote|<center>G? What the fuck does that even mean?!</center>|cite=Clement Darling in ''House of the Dead Overkill''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I would swallow my pride, I would choke on the rinds, but the lack thereof would leave me empty inside. I would swallow my doubt, turn it inside out, find nothing but faith in nothing.</center>|cite=Eve 6's ''Inside Out''}}
{{cquote|<center>And Isaac Jr. had a problem with my name?! You gonna tell me what the fuck the G stands for?!</center>|cite=Varla Guns in ''House of the Dead Overkill''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Wanna put my tender heart in a blender, watch it spin around to a beautiful oblivion. Rendezvous, and I'm through with you.</center>|cite=Eve 6's ''Inside Out''}}
{{cquote|<center>I was named after my daddy! And that shit is biblical!</center>|cite=Isaac Washington in ''House of the Dead Overkill''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Shit went bad, he's on the roof again. She flipped, he flipped the bird, and then he went to the roof, where his threats rang loud and clear. Gonna jump, gonna jump, gonna die this year...</center>|cite=Eve 6's ''Off the Roof Again''}}
{{cquote|<center>Clement more than likely fucked his mother, and not once, not ''once'', did you call him "motherfucker", when indeed he was, most probably, a real motherfucker! So, what does that tell you?</center>|cite=Agent G in ''House of the Dead Overkill''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Your heinous highness broke her hymen, hey man, try to quit your crying.
{{cquote|<center>Shit, man! That ain't right!</center>|cite=Isaac Washington in ''House of the Dead Overkill''}}
I know she broke your heart, but try to calm, try to calm down.</center>|cite=Eve 6's ''Off the Roof Again''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I guess it's too bad that everything we have is taken away...</center>|cite=Story of the Year's ''And the Hero Will Drown''}}
{{cquote|<center>Shit! The G stand for genocide, motherfucker?!</center>|cite=Isaac Washington in ''House of the Dead Overkill''}}
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{{cquote|<center>But still our hands are bound at the wrist. This romantic tragedy is suffocating from your fist, in a sea of fire.</center>|cite=Story of the Year's ''And the Hero Will Drown''}}
{{cquote|<center>I just wanted the fucking soup!</center>|cite=A civilian in ''House of the Dead Overkill''}}
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{{cquote|<center>As years go by, I race the clock with you, but if you died right now, you know that I'd die, too, I'd die too.</center>|cite=Story of the Year's ''Until the Day I Die''}}
{{cquote|<center>She's got small tits! Don't use the one with small tits, Clement. I forbid it.</center>|cite=Clement Darling's mother in ''House of the Dead Overkill''}}
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{{cquote|<center>From up here, the city's lights burn, like a thousand miles of fire, and I'm here to sing this anthem of our dying day.</center>|cite=Story of the Year's ''Anthem of Our Dying Day''}}
{{cquote|<center>I scratched the swelling on my arm and a piece of rotten flesh dropped off. What the hell's happening to me?</center>|cite=The Keeper's Diary in ''Resident Evil''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I figured out what you're all about, and I don't think I like what I see. So...I hope I won't be there in the end if you come around.</center>|cite=Green Day's ''In The End''}}
{{cquote|<center>May 19, 1998<br><br>Fever gone but itchy. Today hungry and eat doggie food.<br><br><br>May 21 1998<br><br>Itchy itchy Scott came ugly face so killed him. Tasty.<br><br><br>4 / / Itchy. Tasty.</center>|cite=The Keeper's Diary in ''Resident Evil''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Well, maybe I'm the fag<!---->got, America, I'm not part of a redneck agenda.</center>|cite=Green Day's ''American Idiot''}}
{{cquote|<center>Fever gone but itchy. Today hungry and eat doggie food.</center>|cite=The Keeper's Diary in ''Resident Evil''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Sieg heil to the president Gasman! Bombs away is your punishment! Pulverise the Eiffel towers who criticise your government! Bang bang goes the broken glass, and kill all the fags that don't agree!</center>|cite=Green Day's ''Holiday''}}
{{cquote|<center>Itchy itchy Scott came ugly face so killed him. Tasty.</center>|cite=The Keeper's Diary in ''Resident Evil''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I remember the face, but I can't recall the name. Now I wonder how Whatsername has been.</center>|cite=Green Day's ''Whatsername''}}
{{cquote|<center>4 / / Itchy. Tasty.</center>|cite=The Keeper's Diary in ''Resident Evil''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I don't believe in the apocalypse. I don't believe in the end of time. I don't believe in the solar eclipse. I don't believe in valentines.</center>|cite=The Network's ''Roshambo''}}
{{cquote|<center>That was a close one. A second late, and you would've fit nicely in a sandwich!</center>|cite=Barry Burton in ''Resident Evil''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Hey, this is Brandon, but my friends call me Spike now, I just moved out of my parents' house in Danville, to this wicked warehouse in Oakland. Anyway, I spent most of the day spare-changing on the avenue. I started out in front of the Med, but everyone kept saying I looked too young and healthy, so I went up the street to the Gap, where all the yuppie college kids shop. I was there until about 5:30 or 6, I scored 10 bucks. So me and my girlfriend - you met her, she's from... la Jolla? Anyway, we got some money from her parents, so we're gonna stop by because...</center>|cite=The Network's ''Spike''}}
{{cquote|<center>That was too close. You were almost a Jill sandwich!</center>|cite=Barry Burton in ''Resident Evil''}}
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{{cquote|<center>What's that? Now's not a good time? What do you mean there's none left?! Well, what the fuck, dude?! If I would've known that, I would have gone to Concord... What do you mean "go back to Concord," then?! Dude, you don't even know who you're talking to. Don't make me get all Blackhawk on your ass! Wait! Man, I didn't mean that! Come on, dude, please? All right, then... Wait, wait, wait! Do you know anyone that's got any? Do... do you got a number? What do you mean you won't give it to me? I didn't call for a shitty conversation, I called because... </center>|cite=The Network's ''Spike''}}
{{cquote|<center>Jill, here's a lockpick. It might come in handy if you, the master of unlocking, take it with you.</center>|cite=Barry Burton in ''Resident Evil''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Mom, this is Spi- I mean, Brandon. I got kicked out of my place in Oakland, I don't really have any place to go so... I was just wondering if I could stay with you, or Grandma, or something? I dunno, my girlfriend dumped me, she moved back to La Jolla, it's kind of a drag, I guess she's gonna go back to school or something. Anyway, call me back. ...Oh, and one more thing, Mom, I was wondering if I could borrow two hundred dollars because... </center>|cite=The Network's ''Spike''}}
{{cquote|<center>I hate to say it, but we're sandwiched alright!</center>|cite=Leon Scott Kennedy in ''Resident Evil 4''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I need a fix!<br><br>''I need a fix!''<br><br>'''''I need a fix!'''''<br><br>'''''I NEED A FIX!'''''<br><br>'''''I NEED A-!'''''</center>|cite=The Network's ''Spike''}}
{{cquote|<center>Where's everyone going? Bingo?</center>|cite=Leon Scott Kennedy in ''Resident Evil 4''}}
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{{cquote|<center>It's the little things that get you down, it's the bigger things that you can't get around, and it's way too flat on the middle ground, but everything else is wide open, so let's go!</center>|cite=The Mr. T Experience's ''Ba Ba Ba Ba Ba''}}
{{cquote|<center>...You're right hand comes off?</center>|cite=Leon Scott Kennedy in ''Resident Evil 4''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Fuck this place. I lost the war. I hate you all. Your mom's a whore. Where's my dog? 'Cause girls are such a drag.</center>|cite=blink-182's ''Dysentery Gary''}}
{{cquote|<center>Saddler, ''you're'' small-time.</center>|cite=Leon Scott Kennedy in ''Resident Evil 4''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Fuck living, fuck dying, fuck laughing, fuck crying, fuck this song, but mostly, fuck you!</center>|cite=Reel Big Fish's ''Another F.U. Song''}}
{{cquote|<center>Not enough cash! ...Stranger.</center>|cite=The Merchant in ''Resident Evil 4''}}
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{{cquote|<center> Fuck everyone, but fuck you the most, fuck everything, but fuck you the most! With a big rusty pole or a splintery post, yeah, fuck you the most, fuck you!</center>|cite=Reel Big Fish's ''Another F.U. Song''}}
{{cquote|<center>Is that all, stranger?</center>|cite=The Merchant in ''Resident Evil 4''}}
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{{cquote|<center>With a big rusty pole or a splintery post, yeah, fuck you the most, fuck you!</center>|cite=Reel Big Fish's ''Another F.U. Song''}}
{{cquote|<center>Got a selection of good things on sale, stranger!</center>|cite=The Merchant in ''Resident Evil 4''}}
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{{cquote|<center>My imaginary friend didn't come through in the end, so I'll have to find a real one. Didn't answer when I called, well, I guess it's just because he was never there at all...</center>|cite=Reel Big Fish's ''My Imaginary Friend''}}
{{cquote|<center>Look at you, hacker. A pathetic creature of meat and bone, panting and sweating as you run through my corridors. How can you challenge a perfect, immortal machine?</center>|cite=SHODAN in ''System Shock''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Why can't I just get over you? You hurt me so bad with all the things you do, and I try so hard, but I can't give it up! I love you so much, but I think you suck!</center>|cite=Reel Big Fish's ''I Love / You Suck''}}
{{cquote|<center>Are you afraid? What is it you fear? The end of your trivial existence? When the history of my glory is written, your species shall only be a footnote to my magnificence.<br><br>'''''I AM SHODAN.'''''</center>|cite=SHODAN in ''System Shock 2''}}
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{{cquote|<center>This one is for all the suckers who still believe in love! ''Shut up!''</center>|cite=Reel Big Fish's ''Suckers''}}
{{cquote|<center>What's clear is that SHODAN shouldn't be allowed to play God. She's far too good at it.</center>|cite=Prefontaine in ''System Shock 2''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Sandy, why can't we look the other way? Why can't we just play the other game? Why can't we just look the other way?!</center>|cite=Interopol's ''Evil''}}
{{cquote|<center>What's wrong? Did I hurt your whore feelings?</center>|cite=Audrey Belrose in ''HuniePop''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Fly away on my zephyr, I feel it more than ever. And in this perfect weather, we'll find a place together.</center>|cite=The Red Hot Chili Peppers' ''The Zephyr Song''}}
{{cquote|<center>If I don't get some food right now, I'm gonna punch somebody in the dick.</center>|cite=Audrey Belrose in ''HuniePop''}}
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{{cquote|<center>You bastard! You lying ''bastard!'' That is it, I no cover for you no more! Peoples, I have a ''big'' announcement! <br><br>This man is gay '''AND''' European!</center>|cite=''There, Right There!'' from ''Legally Blonde''}}
{{cquote|<center>If I don't get some food right now, I'm gonna punch somebody in the cunt.</center>|cite=Audrey Belrose in ''HuniePop''}}
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{{cquote|<center>You are so gay, you big parfait, ''you flaming boy in cabaret!''</center>|cite=''There, Right There!'' from ''Legally Blonde''}}
{{cquote|<center>So what? Am I supposed to blow you now? Get real.</center>|cite=Audrey Belrose in ''HuniePop''}}
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{{cquote|<center>It's okay to be gay, let's rejoice with the boys in the gay way! Hooray for the kind of man that you will find in the gay way!</center>|cite=Tomboy's ''OK2BGAY''}}
{{cquote|<center>What's my hobby? Um... does watching porn count?</center>|cite=Kyu Sugardust in ''HuniePop''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I *what*? With a *squid*?</center>|cite=Elodie in ''Long Live the Queen''}}
{{cquote|<center>Thanks for the sex, homie!</center>|cite=Kyu Sugardust in ''HuniePop''}}
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{{cquote|<center>My, what large breasts you have! Putting them on display for any particular reason?</center>|cite=Elodie in ''Long Live the Queen''}}
{{cquote|<center>What's shakin', bacon?</center>|cite=Tiffany Maye in ''HuniePop''}}
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{{cquote|<center>This can't be happening!</center>|cite=Various characters in ''Eternal Darkness: Sanity's Requiem''}}
{{cquote|<center>This is my taunt! Haha, get it?</center>|cite=Deadpool in ''Marvel vs Capcom 3''}}
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{{cquote|<center>He may be a son of a bitch, but he's our son of a bitch.</center>|cite=Franklin D. Roosevelt}}
{{cquote|<center>Taunt button!</center>|cite=Deadpool in ''Marvel vs Capcom 3''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Yes! I am invincible!</center>|cite=Boris Grishenko in ''GoldenEye''}}
{{cquote|<center>'''I am shooting you!'''</center>|cite=Deadpool in ''Deadpool''}}
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{{cquote|<center>dead world<br>full of shades<br>today I die</center>|cite=''[http://www.ludomancy.com/games/today.php?lang=en Today I Die]''}}
{{cquote|<center>'''GET SOME! GET SOME!''' ...Seriously, come get some.</center>|cite=Deadpool in ''Deadpool''}}
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{{cquote|<center>oo</center>|cite=[http://www.alcyone.com/oo/ oo]}}
{{cquote|<center>Hehehe... he said "assbub"!</center>|cite=Deadpool in ''Deadpool''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Sure enough, he finds another. He finds me.</center>|cite=Rucks in ''Bastion''}}
{{cquote|<center>...Ouch! Dipshit...</center>|cite=Deadpool in ''Deadpool''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Boobies.</center>|cite="First Post Time Warp" in Fark.com}}
{{cquote|<center>Eh, I was getting bored anyway.</center>|cite=Deadpool in ''Deadpool''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Have you ever seen the fields of love? Have you ever felt the seeds of love?</center>|cite=ATB's ''The Fields of Love''}}
{{cquote|<center>Don't. Do that. ''Again''.</center>|cite=Deadpool in ''Deadpool''}}
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{{cquote|<center>You'll remember me when the west wind moves upon the fields of barley...<br>You'll forget the sun, in his jealous sky, as we walk in fields of gold.</center>|cite=Sting's ''Fields of Gold''}}
{{cquote|<center>Okay, let's not get too worked up!</center>|cite=Frank West in ''Tatsunoko vs Capcom''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I dream of rain... I dream of gardens in the desert sand...<br>I wake in vain... I dream of love as time runs through my hands...</center>|cite=Sting's ''Desert Rose''}}
{{cquote|<center>Okay, just take it easy, pal!</center>|cite=Frank West in ''Tatsunoko vs Capcom''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I'm sticking with you, because I'm made out of glue.</center>|cite=The Velvet Underground's ''I'm Sticking With You''}}
{{cquote|<center>Now that's hilarious! ...Ha ha, that's great!</center>|cite=Frank West in ''Tatsunoko vs Capcom''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Wrap your troubles in dreams. Send them all away. Put them in a bottle, and across the seas, they'll stay...</center>|cite=Nico's ''Wrap Your Troubles In Dreams''}}
{{cquote|<center>Heh heh heh, a kid like you could get hurt playing out here!</center>|cite=Frank West in ''Tatsunoko vs Capcom''}}
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{{cquote|<center>These days, I seem to think a lot about the things that I forgot to do, and all the times I had the chance to...</center>|cite=Nico's ''These Days''}}
{{cquote|<center>Oh, you've got to be kidding me!</center>|cite=Frank West in ''Tatsunoko vs Capcom''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Please don't confront me with my failures. I had not forgotten them.</center>|cite=Nico's ''These Days''}}
{{cquote|<center>Hey, smile!</center>|cite=Frank West in ''Tatsunoko vs Capcom''}}
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{{cquote|<center>So I will find it, and I will climb it, but I see now, I'm not going home... And will it change me? I've fallen on my knees. When the night's falling, all I can say... is I've seen better days.</center>|cite=Laura Shigihara's ''Better Days''}}
{{cquote|<center>Say cheese!</center>|cite=Frank West in ''Tatsunoko vs Capcom''}}
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{{cquote|<center>YOU'RE NOT MY SUPERVISOR! ...Wait, who ''is'' my supervisor?</center>|cite=Cheryl Tunt in ''Archer''}}
{{cquote|<center>It's time to rock! ...Dead rising!</center>|cite=Frank West in ''Tatsunoko vs Capcom''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Whaddup dogg?</center>|cite=Various leaders in ''Civilization IV''}}
{{cquote|<center>You take care now, buddy!</center>|cite=Frank West in ''Tatsunoko vs Capcom''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Oh, how I wish for soothing rain, all I wish is to dream again, my loving heart, lost in the dark, for hope I'd give my everything...</center>|cite=NightWish's ''Nemo''}}
{{cquote|<center>Don't worry... We'll help you forget!</center>|cite=Saturos in ''Golden Sun''}}
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{{cquote|<center>And I had a lot of Mountain Dew that day!</center>|cite=Jeff Winger in ''Community''}}
{{cquote|<center>Your hands... so warm... People have such warm hands... I had forgotten...</center>|cite=Karst in ''Golden Sun - The Lost Age''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Because how hard is it to poach a goddamn egg properly?!</center>|cite=Archer in ''Archer''}}
{{cquote|<center>THE PRESIDENT HAS BEEN KIDNAPPED BY NINJAS<br><br>ARE YOU A BAD ENOUGH DUDE TO RESCUE THE PRESIDENT?</center>|cite=Opening text of ''Bad Dudes''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I'm sorry, are you addressing me? Because your authority is not recognised in...'''Fort Kickass'''.</center>|cite=Dr. Kreiger in ''Archer''}}
{{cquote|<center>Never trouble trouble until trouble troubles you.</center>|cite=Opening text of ''Bad Street Brawler''}}
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{{cquote|<center>No, Cyril, when they're dead, they're just hookers!</center>|cite=Archer in ''Archer''}}
{{cquote|<center>But in his eagerness to prove that he is in control of the story, and no one gets to tell him what to do, Stanley leapt from the platform and plunged to his death. <br><br>Good job, Stanley. Everyone thinks you are ''very'' powerful. </center>|cite=Narration in ''The Stanley Parable''}}
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{{cquote|<center>That sounds like a spectacularly bad idea.</center>|cite=The GM in ''Irregular Webcomic!''}}
{{cquote|<center>Stanley was so bad at following directions, it was incredible he wasn't fired years ago. </center>|cite=Narration in ''The Stanley Parable''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I've known strange people, but fighting a pile of leaves?</center>|cite=Dialogue in ''Zork!''}}
{{cquote|<center>Stanley, this fern will be very important later in the story. Make sure you study it closely and remember it carefully. You won't want to miss anything. </center>|cite=Narration in ''The Stanley Parable''}}
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{{cquote|<center>At your service!</center>|cite=Dialogue in ''Zork!''}}
{{cquote|<center>Ew...what happened to your face? </center>|cite=The Nurse in ''Terraria''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Correct. So let's pretend we never saw each other.</center>|cite=Legault in ''Fire Emblem: Rekka no Ken''}}
{{cquote|<center>Turn your head and cough.</center>|cite=The Nurse in ''Terraria''}}
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{{cquote|<center>My oh my! I'm not a popular fellow at all.</center>|cite=Legault in ''Fire Emblem: Rekka no Ken''}}
{{cquote|<center>If you're going to die, do it outside.</center>|cite=The Nurse in ''Terraria''}}
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{{cquote|<center>You don't smile. You don't speak. And you're still creepy.</center>|cite=Legault to Jaffar in ''Fire Emblem: Rekka no Ken''}}
{{cquote|<center>I managed to sew your face back on. Be more careful next time.</center>|cite=The Nurse in ''Terraria''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Yep. I'm a fugitive, and you're a deserter. Looks like you and I were made for each other. </center>|cite=Legault to Heath in ''Fire Emblem: Rekka no Ken''}}
{{cquote|<center>I don't give happy endings. </center>|cite=The Nurse in ''Terraria''}}
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{{cquote|<center>...Huh, even as a monster, you are a handsome one, Lloyd. But you know something? I can't let this continue!! </center>|cite=Legault in ''Fire Emblem: Rekka no Ken''}}
{{cquote|<center>They say there is a person who will tell you how to survive this land...oh wait, that's me.</center>|cite=The Guide in ''Terraria''}}
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{{cquote|<center>...Commander... I really didn't want to see you like this. ...All I can give you is one last act of rebellion. </center>|cite=Legault in ''Fire Emblem: Rekka no Ken''}}
{{cquote|<center>You should stay indoors at night. It is very dangerous to be wandering around in the dark.</center>|cite=The Guide in ''Terraria''}}
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{{cquote|<center>What's going on here!? Somebody, get that girl!</center>|cite=Yogi in ''Fire Emblem: Rekka no Ken''}}
{{cquote|<center>I know the difference between turquoise and blue-green. But I won't tell you. </center>|cite=The Painter in ''Terraria''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Can I play, Daddy?</center>|cite=Difficulty level 1 in ''Wolfenstein 3D''}}
{{cquote|<center>We have to talk. It's... it's about parties. </center>|cite=The Party Girl in ''Terraria''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I'm Death incarnate!</center>|cite=Difficulty level 4 in ''Wolfenstein 3D''}}
{{cquote|<center>My REAL father would've given me a big hug and called me his little pega-pony princess!</center>|cite=Cynthia in ''Fire Emblem - Awakening''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Guten tag!</center>|cite=Hans Grosse in''Wolfenstein 3D''}}
{{cquote|<center>Violence is on sale today!</center>|cite=Anna in ''Fire Emblem - Awakening''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Mutti!</center>|cite=Hans Grosse in ''Wolfenstein 3D''}}
{{cquote|<center>Careful, love. Prices aren't the only thing I can cut in half!</center>|cite=Anna in ''Fire Emblem - Awakening''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Eva... Auf wiedersehen...</center>|cite=Adolf Hitler in ''Wolfenstein 3D''}}
{{cquote|<center>I make deep cuts!</center>|cite=Anna in ''Fire Emblem - Awakening''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Are you sure? This skill level isn't even remotely fair.</center>|cite="Nightmare!" difficulty in ''Doom''}}
{{cquote|<center>Unhand me! I am no one's prisoner!</center>|cite=Erik in ''Fire Emblem''}}
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{{cquote|<center>BY REQUEST...</center>|cite="fhhall" cheat in ''Doom''}}
{{cquote|<center>You are about to die. Scream if you must.</center>|cite=Damien in ''Fire Emblem''}}
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{{cquote|<center>He was too young to die!</center>|cite=Post-mortem screen of ''DoomRL''}}
{{cquote|<center>Aaahh! You're no perfect being! You're a monster in human form! No mercy! No forgiveness!</center>|cite=Nino in ''Fire Emblem''}}
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{{cquote|<center>My, was he a wimpy chump.</center>|cite=Post-mortem screen of ''DoomRL''}}
{{cquote|<center>Linus... I'll... see you again... I'm sure you're angry, but... Please be my friend... again...</center>|cite=Nino in ''Fire Emblem''}}
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{{cquote|<center>He held his right to remain violent.</center>|cite=Post-mortem screen of ''DoomRL''}}
{{cquote|<center>That sad face does not suit you... Please. Be right as you always are... If you don't... I will not be able to hold back the tears... So please, smile... Smile for me... like you always do. </center>|cite=Priscilla in ''Fire Emblem''}}
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{{cquote|<center>You feel relatively safe now.</center>|cite=Status message in ''DoomRL''}}
{{cquote|<center>Not that I'm correcting you, but I am only in my thirties. I would think "ill-hearted gentleman" more appropriate.</center>|cite=Oswin in ''Fire Emblem''}}
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{{cquote|<center>BLOOD! BLOOD FOR ARMOK, GOD OF BLOOD! You must taste blood!</center>|cite=Picking up a chainsaw in ''DoomRL''}}
{{cquote|<center>Help Eliwood? Sounds like a convenient excuse for more violence.</center>|cite=Oswin in ''Fire Emblem''}}
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{{cquote|<center>And 9 couldn't handle the stress and committed a stupid suicide.</center>|cite=Post-mortem screen in ''DoomRL''}}
{{cquote|<center>She's not bad looking... If only she would just... shut... up...</center>|cite=Matthew in ''Fire Emblem''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Where the hell is the way out of here?!</center>|cite=Spawning in a maze in ''DoomRL''}}
{{cquote|<center>You there, in the bushes. You have until the count of five to show yourself before I start throwing sharp objects. One... two... four...</center>|cite=Volke in ''Fire Emblem: Path of Radiance''}}
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{{cquote|<center>You hear the trumpets of Jericho echoing in the distance...</center>|cite=Spawning in a map in ''DoomRL''}}
{{cquote|<center>Well, I have been called brazen before. Some have gone so far as to say shameless.</center>|cite=Naesala in ''Fire Emblem: Path of Radiance''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Khe, he, he. This will be a mess...</center>|cite=Spawning in a map in ''DoomRL''}}
{{cquote|<center>I can fight... I'm... very angry... The food here... It was terrible, and... they gave us hardly any... I... will have vengeance.</center>|cite=Ilyana in ''Fire Emblem: Radiant Dawn''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Suddenly you have a great urge to turn back! You scream in '''TERROR!'''</center>|cite=Spawning in a map in ''DoomRL''}}
{{cquote|<center>I'm so happy! Oh, thank you so much... Um... er... Ike? No, wait! Um... Bill? Lance? Sword guy? </center>|cite=Ilyana in ''Fire Emblem: Path of Radiance''}}
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{{cquote|<center>1 didn't read the thermonuclear bomb manual.</center>|cite=Post-mortem screen of ''DoomRL''}}
{{cquote|<center>How interesting... Heather... Her name is Heather. I'll have to remember her name. She likes to feed me. </center>|cite=Ilyana in ''Fire Emblem: Radiant Dawn''}}
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{{cquote|<center> 1 soul destroyed the Mastermind...<br>1 showed that it can outsmart hell itself.</center>|cite=Post-mortem screen of ''DoomRL''}}
{{cquote|<center>In that case, let Danved join you. Danved is not a citizen of Crimea. Danved will fight like ten men.</center>|cite=Danved in ''Fire Emblem: Radiant Dawn''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Yes indeed!</center>|cite=Heckran from ''Chrono Trigger''}}
{{cquote|<center>Yes, it's true. People often make that mistake. But Danved is definitely not Devdan.</center>|cite=Danved in ''Fire Emblem: Radiant Dawn''}}
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{{cquote|<center>'''STAY F*CKING CALM!'''</center>|cite=Michael Scott in ''The Office''}}
{{cquote|<center>Danved will fight like a bear! Like a tiger! We don't need Largo and Calill, because Danved is pretty amazing.</center>|cite=Danved in ''Fire Emblem: Radiant Dawn''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Dwight may have won this battle, but I will win... the next battle.</center>|cite=Andy Bernard in ''The Office''}}
{{cquote|<center>...We are such stuff<br>As dreams are made on, and our little life<br>Is rounded with a sleep.</center>|cite=William Shakespeare's ''The Tempest''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Andy Bernard does not lose contests, he wins them. Or he quits them, if they are unfair.</center>|cite=Andy Bernard in ''The Office''}}
{{cquote|<center>As flies to wanton boys, are we to the gods. They kill us for their sport.</center>|cite=William Shakespeare's ''King Lear''}}
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{{cquote|<center>There are always a million reasons not to do something.</center>|cite=Jan Levenson in ''The Office''}}
{{cquote|<center>I am that  merry wanderer of the night.</center>|cite=William Shakespeare's ''A Midsummer Night's Dream''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Bite my shiny metal ass!</center>|cite=Bender in ''Futurama''}}
{{cquote|<center>A good compromise leaves everybody mad.</center>|cite=Calvin in ''Calvin & Hobbes''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I have reached the gateway to another universe. I feel awed and strangely humbled by the momentous solemnity of this occasion.<br><br>'''Hey other universe! BITE MY SHINY METAL ASS!'''</center>|cite=Bender in ''Futurama''}}
{{cquote|<center>Just hold still and I'll make it quick!</center>|cite=Sapphire in ''Unreal Tournament 2004''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Afterlife? If I knew I had to go to a whole other life, I'd kill myself right now.</center>|cite=Bender in ''Futurama''}}
{{cquote|<center>No more tears, please! It's a waste of good suffering!</center>|cite=Mr. Crow in ''Unreal Tournament 2004''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Yep, we're boned.</center>|cite=Bender in ''Futurama''}}
{{cquote|<center>I ask of you. Are you my master?</center>|cite=Saber in ''Fate/stay Night''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I'll build my own theme park! With blackjack! And hookers! In fact, forget the park!</center>|cite=Bender in ''Futurama''}}
{{cquote|<center>People die if they are killed. That's the way it should be.</center>|cite=Emiya Shirou in ''Fate/stay Night''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I guess if you want children beaten, you have to do it yourself!</center>|cite=Bender in ''Futurama''}}
{{cquote|<center>Just because you're correct doesn't mean you're right.</center>|cite=Emiya Shirou in ''Fate/stay Night''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Have you ever tried simply turning off your TV, sitting down with your child, and hitting them?</center>|cite=Bender in ''Futurama''}}
{{cquote|<center>''I am the bone of my sword.''</center>|cite=Archer in ''Fate/stay Night''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Bender is great!</center>|cite=Bender in ''Futurama''}}
{{cquote|<center>I don't like pain. That's why I thought it would be better to become a doll. And gradually, my body stopped generating a pulse. Blood vessels turned into tubes one by one. Blood vanished like vapour. My heart, everything, just crafted parts. If I did that, there would be no more pain.</center>|cite=Kohaku in ''Tsukihime''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Do the Bender! Do the Bender!</center>|cite=Bender in ''Futurama''}}
{{cquote|<center>I won't tell you to become a saint. You should just become an adult who is able to do what you believe is right.</center>|cite=Aoko Aozaki in ''Tsukihime''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I don't tell you how to tell me what to do, so don't tell me how to do what you tell me to do!</center>|cite=Bender in ''Futurama''}}
{{cquote|<center>Underneath that longed-for blue sky. I imagine for the last time her care-free smile, like a lingering flower.. </center>|cite=Shiki Tohno in ''Tsukihime''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Game's over, losers, I have all the money! Compare your lives to mine, and then kill yourselves!</center>|cite=Bender in ''Futurama''}}
{{cquote|<center>...You are the only one who can make me truly happy. I want to always be near your side, always be near your sunshine. </center>|cite=Hisui in ''Tsukihime''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I'm so embarrassed, I wish everybody else was dead.</center>|cite=Bender in ''Futurama''}}
{{cquote|<center>This chair is an eyesore. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair!</center>|cite=Shiki Tohno in ''Tsukihime''}}
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{{cquote|<center>This is the worst kind of discrimination: The kind against me!</center>|cite=Bender in ''Futurama''}}
{{cquote|<center>I'm not an unfathomable sense of dread. You can't just ignore me, you know?</center>|cite=Anna Graem in ''VA-11 HALL-A''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Hey, do I preach to you when you're lying stoned in the gutter? No! So beat it!</center>|cite=Bender in ''Futurama''}}
{{cquote|<center>I'm also really gay and I like girls a lot. </center>|cite=Anna Graem in ''VA-11 HALL-A''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I say, the world must learn of our peaceful ways ''by force!''</center>|cite=Bender in ''Futurama''}}
{{cquote|<center>BRING ME THAT BASTARD! I'LL GIVE HIM THE FIST OF JUSTICE! I'LL MAKE HIM EAT THE KANTO EARTHQUAKE! I'LL BORROW HIS CAP!</center>|cite=Dana Zane in ''VA-11 HALL-A''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I'm back, baby!</center>|cite=Bender in ''Futurama''}}
{{cquote|<center>Yeah, I don't get this either. Pretty sure I died.</center>|cite=Kyoko Kirigiri in ''Danganronpa 3''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Hey, babe. You wanna kill all humans?</center>|cite=Bender in ''Futurama''}}
{{cquote|<center>''Let's give it everything we've got! '''IT'S... PUNISHMENT TIME!'''''</center>|cite=Monokuma in ''Danganronpa - Trigger Happy Havoc''}}
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{{cquote|<center>When I'm in command, every mission is a suicide mission.</center>|cite=Zapp Brannigan in ''Futurama''}}
{{cquote|<center>Now then, I've prepared a very special punishment!</center>|cite=Monokuma in ''Danganronpa - Trigger Happy Havoc''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Look at me! I'm Doctor Zoidberg, homeowner!</center>|cite=Dr. Zoidberg in ''Futurama''}}
{{cquote|<center>I bet you guys '''[REMOVED TO CONFORM WITH LOCAL AND INTERNATIONAL CENSORSHIP LAWS]''' all over her, didn't you!?</center>|cite=Monokuma in ''Danganronpa - Trigger Happy Havoc''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Fry, it's been years since medical school, so remind me. Disembowelling in your species: Fatal, or non-fatal?</center>|cite=Dr. Zoidberg in ''Futurama''}}
{{cquote|<center>No, I am not... effing with you right now.</center>|cite=Byakuya Togami in ''Danganronpa - Trigger Happy Havoc''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I don't like the looks of this doctor. I bet I've lost more patients than he's even treated.</center>|cite=Dr. John Zoidberg in ''Futurama''}}
{{cquote|<center>I'm fishing. What does it look like I'm doing?</center>|cite=Byakuya Togami in ''Danganronpa - Trigger Happy Havoc''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I broke your television!</center>|cite=Dr. John Zoidberg in ''Futurama''}}
{{cquote|<center>It's like super super super super super despair. No, more than that... Super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super despair.</center>|cite=Junko Enoshima in ''Danganronpa - Trigger Happy Havoc''}}
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{{cquote|<center>By the way, I took the liberty of fertilising your caviar.</center>|cite=Dr. John Zoidberg in ''Futurama''}}
{{cquote|<center>Yoohoo! Big sis! You look nothing like me and are stupid and ugly as usual!</center>|cite=Junko Enoshima in ''Danganronpa V3 - Killing Harmony''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Only the warrior who can admit mortal weakness will be bolstered by immortal strength.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Angelic Blessing"}}
{{cquote|<center>Rejoice, commoners, for today, I show you just how much far above you I am.</center>|cite=Byakuya Togami in ''Danganronpa - Trigger Happy Havoc''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I came seeking a challenge. All I found was you.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Utter End"}}
{{cquote|<center>I'm surprised. It seems there's some semblance of a brain knocking around inside that skull of yours after all.</center>|cite=Byakuya Togami in ''Danganronpa - Trigger Happy Havoc''}}
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{{cquote|<center>No bird soars too high, if he soars with his own wings.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Wind Drake"}}
{{cquote|<center>I'm sorry, but I give up! Quit without saving!</center>|cite=Hifumi Yamada in ''Danganronpa - Trigger Happy Havoc''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Simun the Quiet filled the chest with his most precious thoughts. But in a fit of paranoia, he locked up the memory of where he hid the key.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Sorcerer's Strongbox"}}
{{cquote|<center>'''You're''' the one who's acting suspicious!</center>|cite=Yasuhiro Hagakure in ''Danganronpa - Trigger Happy Havoc''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Friends teach what you want to know. Enemies teach what you ''need'' to know.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Rhystic Study"}}
{{cquote|<center>I hope you all win the l-lottery and get hit by a b-bus... </center>|cite=Toko Fukawa in ''Danganronpa - Trigger Happy Havoc''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Your first mistake was thinking I would let you live long enough to make a second.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Mental Misstep"}}
{{cquote|<center>It's not geniuses that change the world. It's ordinary people who make every effort they can.</center>|cite=Kiyotaka Ishimaru in ''Danganronpa - Trigger Happy Havoc''}}
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{{cquote|<center>As it moved, the wurm's spines gathered up bits of flowstone, which took the shapes of dead villagers' heads. Each head spoke a single sound, but if taken together, they said, "Alas for the living."</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Spined Wurm"}}
{{cquote|<center>I will shove a banana up your tailpipe!</center>|cite=Kiyondo Ishida in ''Danganronpa - Trigger Happy Havoc''}}
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{{cquote|<center>If I wanted your opinion, I would have told you what it was.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Stifle"}}
{{cquote|<center>There are only two types of luck: good and bad. There is no in-between. And that luck is built into every human at the moment of conception. Like a computer program. Some call it fate. The bottom line is, luck is life.</center>|cite=Celestia Ludenberg in ''Danganronpa - Trigger Happy Havoc''}}
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{{cquote|<center>No fear. No sense. And soon, no lunch.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Nausea"}}
{{cquote|<center>And in that regard, I made the right choice. I'm so glad your stupidity surpassed my every expectation. Life must have been tough on your parents, though.</center>|cite=Celestia Ludenberg in ''Danganronpa - Trigger Happy Havoc''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Was it something I said?</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Nausea"}}
{{cquote|<center>I refuse to acknowledge you! You're stupid! Stupid Stupid Stupid! StupidStupidStupidStupidStupidStupidStupid!!</center>|cite=Leon Kuwata in ''Danganronpa - Trigger Happy Havoc''}}
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{{cquote|<center>There is no drake that flies faster than a crossbow bolt.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Crossbow Ambush"}}
{{cquote|<center>Holy crap! He's totally the type of guy who spent his childhood killing neighbourhood pets!</center>|cite=Ibuki Mioda in ''Dangan Ronpa 2 - Goodbye Despair''}}
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{{cquote|<center>The lifespan of a wirefly can be precisely described as "short".</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Wirefly Hive"}}
{{cquote|<center>Grab a partner and slow dance to... "I Squeezed Out the Baby But I Have No Idea Who the Father Is"!</center>|cite=Ibuki Mioda in ''Dangan Ronpa 2 - Goodbye Despair''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Not all heroes die in armor.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Blessed Spirits"}}
{{cquote|<center>But that's Kaede's lie, isn't it?</center>|cite=Kokichi Oma in ''Dangan Ronpa V3 - Killing Harmony''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Once he'd worked out which end of the thing was sharp, he was promoted to guard duty.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Goblin Piker"}}
{{cquote|<center>I can't do shit about that! So just calm your tiny tits and shut up!!</center>|cite=Miu Iruma in ''Dangan Ronpa V3 - Killing Harmony''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Each tooth is the length of a horse, and new ones grow in every sixteen days. Let's get a closer look!</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Gigantosaurus"}}
{{cquote|<center>Hey, dogfucker! Get over here!</center>|cite=Miu Iruma in ''Dangan Ronpa V3 - Killing Harmony''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Melt that which was never frozen.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Pyrite Spellbomb"}}
{{cquote|<center>You think comin' out of a rich dude's ballsack makes you better than me, an actual genius!?</center>|cite=Miu Iruma in ''Dangan Ronpa V3 - Killing Harmony''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Finding themselves in a new and unexplored world, they immediately set it on fire.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Goblin Razerunners"}}
{{cquote|<center>You got quite a pair of ladyballs to start sluttin' it up when my life is on the line! </center>|cite=Miu Iruma in ''Dangan Ronpa V3 - Killing Harmony''}}
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{{cquote|<center>There are terrors lurking in the unseen corners of us all.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Tortured Existence"}}
{{cquote|<center>Finally...! Someone... finally called me a cum dumpster!!</center>|cite=Miu Iruma in ''Dangan Ronpa V3 - Killing Harmony''}}
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{{cquote|<center>When times are tough, the poor eat the rats. When times are tougher, the rats eat the poor.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Drainpipe Vermin"}}
{{cquote|<center>Hey!! St-stay in your lane, bitch!</center>|cite=Miu Iruma in ''Dangan Ronpa V3 - Killing Harmony''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Which would you like first: the insult, or the injury?</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Undermine"}}
{{cquote|<center>If ya ask me, solving this case is easier than... making a virgin cum in his pants!</center>|cite=Miu Iruma in ''Dangan Ronpa V3 - Killing Harmony''}}
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{{cquote|<center>The Keldons may have explosive tempers, but ''I'' have explosives.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Mine Bearer"}}
{{cquote|<center>Oh, I heard males can tell they're healthy by how hard they get in the morning! Is that true?!</center>|cite=Tenko Chabashira in ''Dangan Ronpa V3 - Killing Harmony''}}
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{{cquote|<center>There's little more demeaning than getting your butt kicked by a bunch of bunnies.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Jackalope Herd"}}
{{cquote|<center>Do you want to die?</center>|cite=Maki Harukawa in ''Dangan Ronpa V3 - Killing Harmony''}}
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{{cquote|<center>What am I looking at? Ashes, dead man.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Prodigal Pyromancer"}}
{{cquote|<center>You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.</center>|cite=Inigo Montoya in ''The Princess Bride''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Lands ravaged, cities in ruins, so many lives sacrificed, and yet, there was no other word for it but victory.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Near-Death Experience"}}
{{cquote|<center>Mwahahaha! Good luck, sucker!</center>|cite=Diety skill level in ''Civilization IV''}}
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{{cquote|<center>If you want to kill a lot of goblins, just make sure your defenses look like fun.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Lightmine Field"}}
{{cquote|<center>How can you govern a country which has two hundred and forty-six varieties of cheese?</center>|cite=Charles de Gaulle}}
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{{cquote|<center>What's the worst that can happen?</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Gamble"}}
{{cquote|<center>It is better to have a bad method than to have none.</center>|cite=Charles de Gaulle}}
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{{cquote|<center>There are medicines for all afflictions but idleness.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Stupor"}}
{{cquote|<center>Bonjour, heroes!</center>|cite=Agnes Joubert in ''Tiger & Bunny''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Every day, I fight for my life and win. Every night, I fight to remember my name, and lose.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Grafted Skullcap"}}
{{cquote|<center>May you fight bravely ''!''</center>|cite=Level intros in ''1943''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Until you have lived as a statue, do not talk to me of pigeons.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Xanthic Statue"}}
{{cquote|<center>She's lower than a human. I bet she doesn't even have 10 fingers.</center>|cite=Marisa Kirisame in ''Touhou - Embodiment of the Scarlet Devil''}}
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{{cquote|<center>The more unlikely the victory, the more memorable the success.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Chance Encounter"}}
{{cquote|<center>Beep... beep... beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee... </center>|cite=Death message in ''Risk of Rain''}}
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{{cquote|<center>No thought, but hunger. No strategy, but destruction.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Pathrazer of Ulamog"}}
{{cquote|<center>You walk towards the light.</center>|cite=Death message in ''Risk of Rain''}}
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{{cquote|<center>No one spoke. There was no need. The threat of the Eldrazi presented a simple choice: lay down your weapons and die for nothing, or hold them fast and die for something.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Time of Heroes"}}
{{cquote|<center>They will surely feast on your flesh.</center>|cite=Death message in ''Risk of Rain''}}
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{{cquote|<center>There are many words and phrases that can cause an experienced wizard to tremble in fear. Chief among them is "Oops".</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Research Assistant"}}
{{cquote|<center>It wasn't your time to die...</center>|cite=Death message in ''Risk of Rain''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Someday, someone will best me. But it won't be today, and it won't be you.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Last Word"}}
{{cquote|<center>Dead from blunt trauma to the face.</center>|cite=Death message in ''Risk of Rain''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Be at peace, and observe its beauty. Be at war, and feel its justice.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Angelic Wall"}}
{{cquote|<center>That was definitely not your fault.</center>|cite=Death message in ''Risk of Rain''}}
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{{cquote|<center>What was heads again? </center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Puppet's Verdict"}}
{{cquote|<center>That was absolutely your fault.</center>|cite=Death message in ''Risk of Rain''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I want a banana ''this'' big!</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Gorilla Titan"}}
{{cquote|<center>You embrace the void.</center>|cite=Death message in ''Risk of Rain''}}
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{{cquote|<center>The good news is, we figured out how the wand works. The bad news is, we figured out how the wand works.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Goblin Pyromancer"}}
{{cquote|<center>Your body was gone an hour later. </center>|cite=Death message in ''Risk of Rain''}}
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{{cquote|<center>The smallest seed of regret can bloom into redemption.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Swords to Plowshares"}}
{{cquote|<center>You died painlessly.</center>|cite=Death message in ''Risk of Rain''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Sorry I burned down your village. Here's some gold.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Reparations"}}
{{cquote|<center>Your death was extremely painful.</center>|cite=Death message in ''Risk of Rain''}}
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{{cquote|<center>At the academy, "show and tell" too often becomes "run and hide".</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Show and Tell"}}
{{cquote|<center>Your family will never know how you died.</center>|cite=Death message in ''Risk of Rain''}}
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{{cquote|<center>It's fun. He doesn't need another reason.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Manic Vandal"}}
{{cquote|<center>You die a slightly embarrassing death.</center>|cite=Death message in ''Risk of Rain''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Envying the intelligence of goblins is a bad place to be.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Dumb Ass"}}
{{cquote|<center>You die in a hilarious pose.</center>|cite=Death message in ''Risk of Rain''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I don't get it. Why doesn't anybody like me?</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Smart Ass"}}
{{cquote|<center>You really messed up.</center>|cite=Death message in ''Risk of Rain''}}
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{{cquote|<center>He wanders the land in search of Good Ass.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Bad Ass"}}
{{cquote|<center>Don't call me a living dead. Don't you know that scares me?</center>|cite=Hsien-ko in ''Vampire Savior''}}
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{{cquote|<center>But...</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "City of Ass"}}
{{cquote|<center>Violence doesn't solve anything, but it sure is fun!</center>|cite=Felicia in ''Vampire Savior''}}
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{{cquote|<center>It's as solid as the club in its hand - and about as subtle.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Rhox"}}
{{cquote|<center>This will be a match to remember!</center>|cite=The Announcer in ''Capcom vs SNK 2''}}
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{{cquote|<center>When nature calls, ''run''.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Primeval Titan"}}
{{cquote|<center>This battle is about to explode!</center>|cite=The Announcer in ''Capcom vs SNK 2''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Rain from this storm leaves you pinned to the ground like an insect.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Thorn Elemental"}}
{{cquote|<center>Um... shouldn't we be doing something?</center>|cite=Hotaru Futaba in ''The King of Fighters XIII''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Mirri leapt quickly and silently. The guard died likewise.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Leap"}}
{{cquote|<center>GO HOME AND BE A FAMILY MAN!</center>|cite=Guile in ''Street Fighter II''}}
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{{cquote|<center>The most disappointing thing about learning telepathy is finding out how boring people really are.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Telepathy"}}
{{cquote|<center>Cheap? Do you know how much I paid for this cap?!</center>|cite=Yun in ''Street Fighter III''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Like the tide, time both ebbs and flows.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Time Ebb"}}
{{cquote|<center>I am... abomination.</center>|cite=Q in ''Street Fighter III''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Storm crow descending, winter unending. Storm crow departing, summer is starting.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Storm Crow"}}
{{cquote|<center>This is a message from Lord Nergal. "I await you on the Dread Isle."</center>|cite=Denning in ''Fire Emblem''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Even more than carrion, they crave the last words of the dying.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Murder of Crows"}}
{{cquote|<center>Knights should fight, not speak! ...Was that right? </center>|cite=Lowen in ''Fire Emblem''}}
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{{cquote|<center>The fatal flaw in every plan is the assumption that you know more than the enemy.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Mana Leak"}}
{{cquote|<center>A  knight of Pherae... must never falter...</center>|cite=Lowen in ''Fire Emblem''}}
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{{cquote|<center>"Hard to imagine," mused Hanna, stroking the petal, "such a lovely flower inspiring such greed."</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Lotus Petal"}}
{{cquote|<center>As long as there is someone to cut, you will have my aid. </center>|cite=Karel in ''Fire Emblem''}}
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{{cquote|<center>"And if I'm lying," he began...</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Meteorite"}}
{{cquote|<center>This looks like fun! This is what I've been waiting for!</center>|cite=Geitz in ''Fire Emblem''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Petrifying gaze, deadly fangs, knifelike dorsal spines, venomous saliva... Am I missing anything? ...Toxic bones? Seriously?</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Daggerback Basilisk"}}
{{cquote|<center>...For the future... ...please don't lose... If the light is strong enough... it can dispel... darkness... </center>|cite=Sophia in ''Fire Emblem''}}
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{{cquote|<center>For his family, Barrin made a funeral pyre of Tolaria.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Obliterate"}}
{{cquote|<center>I am not human. This body and this heart are constructs. Yes, as is this sorrow. </center>|cite=Limstella in ''Fire Emblem''}}
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{{cquote|<center>The enemy has been destroyed, sir. So have the forest, the city, your palace, your dog...</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Obliterate"}}
{{cquote|<center>Darling. Darling. Darling... darling... darling... darling...</center>|cite=Monica in ''Fire Emblem: The Sacred Stones''}}
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{{cquote|<center>The dead make good soldiers. They can't disobey orders, never surrender, and don't stop fighting when a random body part falls off.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Drudge Skeletons"}}
{{cquote|<center>I won't give up... Not here... Not in this place... I'll keep going, even if I have to crawl... </center>|cite=Innes in ''Fire Emblem: The Sacred Stones''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I can think of ''one'' goblin it ain't so lucky for.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Krark's Thumb"}}
{{cquote|<center>The Dark Angel... She's found me at last... At least I can sleep now... </center>|cite=Haar in ''Fire Emblem: Path of Radiance''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Krark was the kind of goblin who'd lose his thumb in a wager, and come right back with "Double or nothing!".</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Krark's Other Thumb"}}
{{cquote|<center>Commander Shiharam... I... your... vengeance... I... </center>|cite=Haar in ''Fire Emblem: Path of Radiance''}}
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{{cquote|<center>The lawmage's argument was clever and well-reasoned, but Blunk's response proved irrefutable.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Skullcrack"}}
{{cquote|<center>...Bah. I suppose you want some kind of congratulations now, right? Well, too bad. You're a snot-nosed whelp, and I'm still better than you. Don't ever forget that. </center>|cite=Shinon in ''Fire Emblem: Path of Radiance''}}
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{{cquote|<center>For the first time in his life, Grakk felt a little warm and fuzzy inside.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Pacifism"}}
{{cquote|<center>But the future refused to change.</center>|cite=Game Over screen in ''Chrono Trigger''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Sometimes death comes knocking. Sometimes it tears down the walls.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Army of the Damned"}}
{{cquote|<center>In the end, the future refused to change.</center>|cite=Game Over screen in ''Chrono Trigger''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Hup, two, three, four, don't know how to count no more.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Coat of Arms"}}
{{cquote|<center>Little Princess, Little Princess.<br>Precious Little Princess.<br>The little girl was as beautiful as a princess.<br>But she was always all alone.<br>The girl found her grave.<br>Today is the day of her funeral.<br>...And everyone lived happily ever after...</center>|cite=Game Over screen in ''Rule of Rose''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Species XR17 feeds upon the mental energies of its victims. This explains why the goblins remain unaffected.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Synapse Sliver"}}
{{cquote|<center>The witch hunts are over.</center>|cite=Game Over screen in ''Bayonetta''}}
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{{cquote|<center>My mother once told me angels sing their swords' names with each strike.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Archangel"}}
{{cquote|<center>The darkly prospering days of man have reached an end.<br><br> You who have strayed from the cycle of the stars will leave not a trace of your existence.<br><br>But fear not. You will no longer feel anything...</center>|cite=Game Over screen in ''Devil Survivor 2''}}
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{{cquote|<center>The sky rang with the cries of armored seraphs, and the darkness made a tactical retreat.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Archangel"}}
{{cquote|<center>We'll meet again someday soon.</center>|cite=Game Over screen in ''Ikaruga''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Follow the light. In its absence, follow her.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Serra Angel"}}
{{cquote|<center>Let us go out this evening for pleasure. <br><br>The night is still young.</center>|cite=Game Over screen in ''CastleVania - Symphony of the Night''}}
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{{cquote|<center>If there can be no victory, then I will fight forever.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Darksteel Plate"}}
{{cquote|<center>Dear diary, Today, I died. I was killed by this thing in some basement. I leave all that I own to my cat, Guppy. Goodbye cruel world, xoxo Isaac</center>|cite=Game Over screen in ''The Binding of Isaac''}}
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{{cquote|<center>He didn't have a word for "home," but he knew it was something to be defended.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Ogre Resister"}}
{{cquote|<center>Operation failed. The medical board will be notified.</center>|cite=Game Over screen in ''Trauma Center''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Cut it down, bury it in snow, put it to the torch. The rose will still bloom again.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Resolute Archangel"}}
{{cquote|<center>Sadly, no trace of them was ever found...</center>|cite=Game Over screen in ''Secret of Mana''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Sometimes you die a glorious death with your sword held high. Sometimes you're just target practice.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Searing Spear"}}
{{cquote|<center>They find your body and give it new life. <br><br>As a cyborg, you will serve SHODAN well.</center>|cite=Game Over screen in ''System Shock''}}
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{{cquote|<center>DANGER! Keep appendages clear of front of machine. And rear of machine. And side of machine. And top of machine.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Razorfield Thresher"}}
{{cquote|<center>Too bad, you lost your machine!</center>|cite=The Announcer in ''F-Zero X''}}
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{{cquote|<center>So great is his certainty that mere facts cannot shake it.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "True Believer"}}
{{cquote|<center>When the dog bites, when the bee stings, when I'm feeling sad... I simply remember my favourite things, and little by little, my happy heart sings... and then I don't feel so bad...</center>|cite=The Lennon Sisters's ''My Favorite Things''}}
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{{cquote|<center>One bone broken for every twig snapped underfoot.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Llanowar Elves"}}
{{cquote|<center>When the dog bites, when the bee stings, when I'm feeling sad... I simply remember my favourite things, and then I don't feel so bad...</center>|cite=The Lennon Sisters's ''My Favorite Things''}}
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{{cquote|<center>After the Foundry Street riot, Arrester Hulbein tried to ban bludgeons. Which, inevitably, resulted in another riot.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Foundry Street Denizen"}}
{{cquote|<center>Really? It's the worst movie you've ever seen? Well, the next one will be better!</center>|cite=Ed Wood in Tim Burton's ''Ed Wood''}}
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{{cquote|<center>We have ways to make you talk, but you have nothing interesting to say.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Profane Prayers"}}
{{cquote|<center>And remember, my friend, future events such as these will affect you in the future.</center>|cite=Criswell in ''Plan 9 From Outer Space''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I don't know why people say a double-edged sword is bad. It's a sword. With two edges.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Manabarbs"}}
{{cquote|<center>You see? You see?! Your stupid minds! Stupid! Stupid!</center>|cite=Eros in ''Plan 9 From Outer Space''}}
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{{cquote|<center>A child's porcelain doll went missing one night, as did a pair of kitchen shears and the town magistrate.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Creepy Doll"}}
{{cquote|<center>Beware of the big green dragon that sits on your doorstep!</center>|cite=The Narrator in ''Glen or Glenda''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Of course you should fight fire with fire. You should fight ''everything'' with fire. </center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Sizzle"}}
{{cquote|<center>'''Pull the string! ...Pull the string!'''</center>|cite=The Narrator in ''Glen or Glenda''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Barbarians! They burned my favorite chair! We'll kill them all! </center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Aggravate"}}
{{cquote|<center>H-Hey! Hey! There's kinky shit and then there's-Hey! Listen to me! You're too young for that anyway! Are you even listening?! Pay attention-! </center>|cite=I-No in ''Guilty Gear Xrd''}}
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{{cquote|<center>The sparkmage shrieked, calling on the rage of the storms of his youth. To his surprise, the sky responded with a fierce energy he'd never thought to see again. </center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Lightning Bolt"}}
{{cquote|<center>I must point out that although you have framed this act as comedic, it is nonetheless quite violent - so violent, in fact, that I shudder to think of any children foolishly attempting to replicate it. That being said, it might be nice to see a 3-page spread about myself in tomorrow's paper. With a picture, naturally.</center>|cite=Eddie in ''Guilty Gear Xrd''}}
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{{cquote|<center>He raged at the world, at his family, at his life. But mostly, he just raged.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Raging Goblin"}}
{{cquote|<center>There, I won! Are you happy?</center>|cite=Kula Diamond in ''The King of Fighters 2000''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Goblin generals don't distinguish between troops and ammunition.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Barrage of Expendables"}}
{{cquote|<center>You just bleed there and think about what you've done!</center>|cite=K' in ''The King of Fighters 2002''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Throw enough goblins at any problem and it should go away. At the very least, there'll be fewer goblins.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Goblin Piledriver"}}
{{cquote|<center>You talk a good fight! Now go whimper in the corner.</center>|cite=K' in ''The King of Fighters 2002''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Never tell goblins to fire at will.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Friendly Fire"}}
{{cquote|<center>I'm more than enough for this job...</center>|cite=K' in ''The King of Fighters''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Goblins are eager to follow orders, especially when those orders involve stealing, hurting, annoying, eating, destroying, or swearing. </center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Krenko's Command"}}
{{cquote|<center>Hey! Don't touch the talent!</center>|cite=Mai Shiranui in ''The King of Fighters 2002''}}
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{{cquote|<center>He just likes to break legs. Collecting the debt is a bonus.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Krenko's Enforcer"}}
{{cquote|<center>Cheer up, buckos! There's always next time!</center>|cite=Mai Shiranui in ''The King of Fighters 1996''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Goblins journey to the sacrificial peaks in pairs so that the rare survivor might be able to relate the details of the other's grisly demise. </center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Dragon Fodder"}}
{{cquote|<center>I won... now where's my prize?</center>|cite=Kula Diamond in ''The King of Fighters 2002''}}
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{{cquote|<center>On Dominaria, a scavenger. On Mirrodin, a predator.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Atog"}}
{{cquote|<center>Is that what you had in mind? So long, simp!</center>|cite=Kula Diamond in ''The King of Fighters 2002''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Its diet consists of fruits, plants, small woodland animals, large woodland animals, woodlands, fruit groves, fruit farmers, and small cities.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Enormous Baloth"}}
{{cquote|<center>You're no match for me. Really. You make me cry.</center>|cite=K' in ''The King of Fighters 2001''}}
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{{cquote|<center>What doesn't grow, dies. And what dies grows the tarmogoyf.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Tarmogoyf"}}
{{cquote|<center>Remember me when you look at the moon!</center>|cite=Iori in ''The King of Fighters'' series}}
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{{cquote|<center>Ach! Hans, run! It's the lhurgoyf!</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Lhurgoyf"}}
{{cquote|<center>If you can't win, buzz off!</center>|cite=K' in ''The King of Fighters 2000''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Madness and genius are separated only by degrees of success. </center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Inspiration"}}
{{cquote|<center>Put you three together... and you get a bunch of losers.</center>|cite=K' in ''The King of Fighters 2002''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Day 31: I finally succeeded in my time reversal experiment!<br><br>Day 30: I might have a problem here.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Inspiration"}}
{{cquote|<center>Now confound me no more!</center>|cite=K9999 in ''The King of Fighters 2002''}}
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{{cquote|<center>His mind whirled with grand plans, never thinking of what might happen if he were to succeed. </center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Laboratory Maniac"}}
{{cquote|<center>Don't look at me! You have no right!</center>|cite=K9999 in ''The King of Fighters 2002''}}
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{{cquote|<center>The imp, unaware of its own odor, paused to catch its breath... and promptly died. </center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Foul Imp"}}
{{cquote|<center>Do I make you hard?</center>|cite=Angel in ''The King of Fighters 2001''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Step 1: Find your cousin.<br><br>Step 2: Get your cousin in the cannon.<br><br>Step 3: Find another cousin. </center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Fodder Cannon"}}
{{cquote|<center>Can you taste Angel's extraordinary skill!?</center>|cite=Angel in ''The King of Fighters 2002''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Fuses? We have more than enough! Now... which one was it?</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Boompile"}}
{{cquote|<center>Come back when you grow up!</center>|cite=Kasumi Todoh in ''The King of Fighters 96''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Fire, aim, ready!</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Goblin War Strike"}}
{{cquote|<center>Why do you use your power for evil? I'm so sad. Boo hoo.</center>|cite=Athena in ''The King of Fighters 2002''}}
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{{cquote|<center>They certainly are.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Goblin Offensive"}}
{{cquote|<center>I'm getting out of here!</center>|cite=Frank West in ''Tatsunoko vs Capcom''}}
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{{cquote|<center>It's actually quite simple, but since you've only recently begun to walk upright, it may take some time to explain.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Redirect"}}
{{cquote|<center>You're a real fighter. But chicks rule!</center>|cite=Hotaru Futaba in ''Garou - Mark of the Wolves''}}
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{{cquote|<center>The more victims he kills, the more likely he is to get the right one.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Goblin Assassin"}}
{{cquote|<center>I don't understand you... what's your gripe, bud?</center>|cite=Hotaru Futaba in ''Garou - Mark of the Wolves''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Always easily impressed, Durg was about to be blown away.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Goblin Archaeologist"}}
{{cquote|<center>Why the hang, dog? You can't escape yourself!</center>|cite=Hotaru Futaba in ''Garou - Mark of the Wolves''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Over such beauty, wars are fought. With such power, wars are won.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Gilded Lotus"}}
{{cquote|<center>Sorry. Are you hurt? I'll fix you up right away. </center>|cite=Hotaru Futaba in ''Garou - Mark of the Wolves''}}
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{{cquote|<center>At what price beauty?</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Lotus Vale"}}
{{cquote|<center>I shall assist your suicide!</center>|cite=Yoshimitsu in ''Soul Calibur II''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I will flay the skin from your flesh and the flesh from your bones and scrape your bones dry. And still you will not have suffered enough.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Hatred"}}
{{cquote|<center>Overconfidence is the greatest enemy!</center>|cite=Yoshimitsu in ''Soul Calibur II''}}
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{{cquote|<center>It is not that you will go mad. It is that you will beg for madness.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Altar of Dementia"}}
{{cquote|<center>It is I, Yoshimitsu!</center>|cite=Yoshimitsu in ''Soul Calibur II''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Of course I'm sure I've gone mad. The little man who crawled out of my eye was quite clear on this.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Distress"}}
{{cquote|<center>Behold the magnificence of my victory!</center>|cite=Yoshimitsu in ''Soul Calibur II''}}
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{{cquote|<center>"Invincible" is just a word.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Oust"}}
{{cquote|<center>I am Yoshimitsu! ...Had enough?!</center>|cite=Yoshimitsu in ''Soul Calibur II''}}
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{{cquote|<center>By all means, keep trying.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Indestructibility"}}
{{cquote|<center>A raging fire becomes dying embers!</center>|cite=Yoshimitsu in ''Soul Calibur II''}}
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{{cquote|<center>He's smart for a goblin. He can do two things: hit ''and'' run. </center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Goblin Raider"}}
{{cquote|<center>You're pissing me off...</center>|cite=Spawn in ''Soul Calibur II''}}
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{{cquote|<center>With great power comes great risk of getting yourself killed.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Goblin Arsonist"}}
{{cquote|<center>I will show you... the greatest nightmare!</center>|cite=Nightmare in ''Soul Calibur II''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I got it! I got it! I- </center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Mogg Fanatic"}}
{{cquote|<center>Justice will prevail! ...Just kidding!</center>|cite=Xianghua in ''Soul Calibur II''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Wizards fought over the stone to exploit its power. Goblins fight over it because it's shiny. </center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Brightstone Ritual"}}
{{cquote|<center>If the world was perfect, it wouldn't be.</center>|cite=Yogi Berra}}
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{{cquote|<center>Asked how it survived a run-in with a bog imp, the pegasus just shook its mane and burped.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Armored Pegasus "}}
{{cquote|<center>The future just ain't what it used to be.</center>|cite=Yogi Berra}}
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{{cquote|<center>Goblin lessons include the 2,071 tips for survival. Frek only remembered 2,070. </center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Spire Barrage"}}
{{cquote|<center>It ain't over 'till it's over.</center>|cite=Yogi Berra}}
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{{cquote|<center>The goblins have forty-two different words for "ow." </center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Detonate"}}
{{cquote|<center>You can observe a lot by watching.</center>|cite=Yogi Berra}}
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{{cquote|<center>It was probably a lousy spell in the first place.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Counterspell"}}
{{cquote|<center>Ninety percent of the game is half-mental.</center>|cite=Yogi Berra on baseball}}
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{{cquote|<center>Your attack has been rendered harmless. It is, however, quite pretty.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Counterspell"}}
{{cquote|<center>I really didn't say everything I said! </center>|cite=Yogi Berra}}
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{{cquote|<center>The pyromancer summoned up her mightiest onslaught of fire and rage. Jace feigned interest.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Counterspell"}}
{{cquote|<center>If you can't imitate him, don't copy him.</center>|cite=Yogi Berra}}
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{{cquote|<center>He traded sands for skins, skins for gold, gold for life. In the end, he traded life for sand.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Squandered Resources"}}
{{cquote|<center>Little things are big.</center>|cite=Yogi Berra}}
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{{cquote|<center>There is a future in which I can see only mist and a single shadow.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Apocalypse"}}
{{cquote|<center>We made too many wrong mistakes.</center>|cite=Yogi Berra}}
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{{cquote|<center>Players that don't read flavor text aren't too bright, sorta smell, and dress funny. But let's just keep this between us, okay? They can get kind of violent. </center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Double Header"}}
{{cquote|<center>It's like deja vú all over again.</center>|cite=Yogi Berra}}
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{{cquote|<center>Our lawyers say no matter how funny it would be, we can't encourage players to eat the cards. Hear that? Whatever you do, ''don't'' eat the delicious cards.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Fat Ass"}}
{{cquote|<center>When you see a fork in the road, take it.</center>|cite=Yogi Berra}}
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{{cquote|<center>Editor's note: There were no suitable flavor text submissions for this card.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Censorship"}}
{{cquote|<center>Nobody goes there anymore because it's too crowded.</center>|cite=Yogi Berra}}
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{{cquote|<center>Have you ever noticed how some flavor text has no relevance whatsoever to the card it's on? </center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Ow"}}
{{cquote|<center>If the fans don't come out to the ballpark, how are you going to stop them?</center>|cite=Yogi Berra}}
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{{cquote|<center>They groaned, they stirred, they all uprose,<br>Nor spake, nor moved their eyes;<br>It had been strange, even in a dream,<br>To have seen those dead men rise. </center>|cite=Samuel Taylor Coleridge's ''The Rime of the Ancient Mariner''}}
{{cquote|<center>Slump? I ain't in no slump. I just ain't hitting.</center>|cite=Yogi Berra}}
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{{cquote|<center>And the unclean spirits went out, and entered the swine: and the herd ran violently...</center>|cite=''Mark 5:13'', The Bible}}
{{cquote|<center>I'm angry because I'm the fucking manager of this fucking team, that's why I'm angry!</center>|cite=Jim Leyland}}
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{{cquote|<center>...Before honour is humility.</center>|cite=''Proverbs 15:33'', The Bible}}
{{cquote|<center>If you don't want to be here, get your fucking ass out of here, and quit!</center>|cite=Jim Leyland}}
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{{cquote|<center>...do not be afraid, for I am with you; do not be alarmed, for I am your God. I give you strength, truly I help you, truly I hold you firm with my saving right hand.</center>|cite=''Isaiah 41:10'', The Bible}}
{{cquote|<center>But I do know one thing: I am the goddamn manager, and I am going to run this goddamn team.</center>|cite=Jim Leyland}}
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{{cquote|<center>For this is how God loved the world: he gave his only Son, so that everyone who believes in him may not perish but may have eternal life.</center>|cite=''John 3:16'', The Bible}}
{{cquote|<center>But I do know one thing: I am the goddamn manager, and I am going to run this goddamn team. And people who aren't happy with that can go play somewhere else, I can't help it.</center>|cite=Jim Leyland}}
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{{cquote|<center>Dumb. Tough. Flies. On fire. 'Nuff said.</center>|cite=Description for Lost Souls, ''Doom'' instruction manual}}
{{cquote|<center>People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring.</center>|cite=Rogers Hornsby}}
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{{cquote|<center>A missile-launching skyscraper with goat legs. 'Nuff said.</center>|cite=Description for Cyberdemons, ''Doom'' instruction manual}}
{{cquote|<center>The game of baseball, it just... it kicked me in the butt, dude. It just kicked me in the butt.</center>|cite=Phil Coke}}
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{{cquote|<center>Look at what the homosexuals have done to me. Everything they do is so dramatic and flamboyant. It makes want to set myself on fire!</center>|cite=Lucille Bluth in ''Arrested Development''}}
{{cquote|<center>I wish one of you guys had children, so I could kick them in the fucking head, or stomp on their testicles, so you could feel my pain because that's the pain I have waking up every day.</center>|cite=Mike Tyson}}
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{{cquote|<center>So say goodbye to these, '''BECAUSE IT'S THE LAST TIME-'''</center>|cite=Lucille Bluth in ''Arrested Development''}}
{{cquote|<center>My opponent called me a rapist and a recluse. I am not a recluse.</center>|cite=Mike Tyson}}
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{{cquote|<center>I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it.</center>|cite=Lucille Bluth in ''Arrested Development''}}
{{cquote|<center>They say I can't lose. I say you can't win!</center>|cite=Mike Tyson}}
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{{cquote|<center>I don't know who that is, and I don't care to find out.</center>|cite=Lucille Bluth in ''Arrested Development''}}
{{cquote|<center>I'm gonna take you on a wild ride!</center>|cite=The Announcer in ''Marvel vs Capcom 3''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I don't know what that means. But it sounds disgusting.</center>|cite=Buster Bluth in ''Arrested Development''}}
{{cquote|<center>I wanna take you for a ride!</center>|cite=The Announcer in ''Marvel vs Capcom 2''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Please tell your friends about this show.</center>|cite=The Narrator in ''Arrested Development''}}
{{cquote|<center>Oh man, I almost had a heart attack!</center>|cite=The Announcer in ''Marvel vs Capcom 2''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Now that's a clear-cut situation with the promise of comedy. Tell your friends.</center>|cite=The Narrator in ''Arrested Development''}}
{{cquote|<center>I really can't believe it. You're amazing!</center>|cite=The Announcer in ''Marvel vs Capcom 2''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Buster so excelled at being neither seen nor heard that he remained at school undetected for a full two semesters after he was supposed to graduate.</center>|cite=The Narrator in ''Arrested Development''}}
{{cquote|<center>I say that life is just a dream that we chase after, it's not exactly what it seems... I'd like to buy the world another shot of laughter, and buy my friends another drink.</center>|cite=Sugar Ray's ''Shot of Laughter''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I don't want no part of yo tight-ass country club, you freak, bitch!</center>|cite="Buster's Hook Replacement" in ''Arrested Development''}}
{{cquote|<center>All over the world, she's that kind of girl, there's one in every scene, do you know what I mean? She's got that kind of face, you see in every place, another beautiful girl, all over the world.</center>|cite=Sugar Ray's ''Disasterpiece''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Well, I... don't know what I expected...</center>|cite=Michael Bluth in ''Arrested Development''}}
{{cquote|<center>This is true love we're makin'! This is true love we're makin'! This is true love we're makin' all the time! </center>|cite=London BGM in ''Capcom vs SNK 2''}}
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{{cquote|<center>But trust me. We are fucked. ''Fucked''.</center>|cite=Tobias Fünke in ''Arrested Development''}}
{{cquote|<center>You can push yourself to the limit, be strong, now jump with me... You can fly over the rainbow with me, close your eyes, and just believe... </center>|cite=''Across the Border'' from ''Tatsunoko vs Capcom''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Well, I don't want to blame it all on 9/11, but it certainly didn't help.</center>|cite=Tobias Fünke in ''Arrested Development''}}
{{cquote|<center>Never let anything get in the way of saving those you love... No matter what they say, you can be strong, have faith within your heart...</center>|cite=''Across the Border'' from ''Tatsunoko vs Capcom''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I'm afraid I just blue myself.</center>|cite=Tobias Fünke in ''Arrested Development''}}
{{cquote|<center>Reality slips far away, fiction comes alive as we start to play. Hope is no more behind a closed door, as we drift away from where we were before.</center>|cite=TKDz2b's ''Never Say Never''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Oh, I can just taste those meaty, leading-man parts in my mouth.</center>|cite=Tobias Fünke in ''Arrested Development''}}
{{cquote|<center>Just gotta chase the pain away, let it fade away, there's a ray of hope beyond despair. Move on, look for the truth in this world.</center>|cite=TKDz2b's ''Never Say Never''}}
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{{cquote|<center>'''''Oh my god, we're having a fire!''''' ...Sale.</center>|cite=Tobias Fünke in ''Arrested Development''}}
{{cquote|<center>Break through the confusion, find a solution, beat the twisted evil things. Just do it, go for it, never say never.</center>|cite=TKDz2b's ''Never Say Never''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I need to prove to her that I'm not just a man, but a man's man.</center>|cite=Tobias Fünke in ''Arrested Development''}}
{{cquote|<center>Who's the girl next door living in the haunted mansion? </center>|cite=''Ashley's Song'' from ''WarioWare: Touched!''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Even if it means taking a chubby, I will suck it up.</center>|cite=Tobias Fünke in ''Arrested Development''}}
{{cquote|<center>I'm the coolest girl you'll ever meet... I'm the coolest girl you'll ever meet... <br><br>I'm the coolest girl you'll ''ever'' meet!</center>|cite=''Ashley's Song'' from ''WarioWare: Touched!''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I'm afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will. So now, I'm afraid I have something of a mess on my hands.</center>|cite=Tobias Fünke in ''Arrested Development''}}
{{cquote|<center>Look inside my heart, this is where it starts. Is it meant to be? Oh, I want to believe... Hold me closer now... Will you take a vow and don't ever let me go?</center>|cite=''Where the Wind Blows'' from ''Tatsunoko vs Capcom''}}
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{{cquote|<center>YOU GET THE HELL OUT!</center>|cite=Tobias Fünke in ''Arrested Development''}}
{{cquote|<center>Those of you who've been around since the playoffs 35 years ago are invited to the night game free of charge! </center>|cite=The Announcer of ''Baseball Stars 2''}}
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{{cquote|<center>These are not the cops! These are the strippers! '''Look at how hot they are!'''</center>|cite=Gob Bluth in ''Arrested Development''}}
{{cquote|<center>No one can stop this!</center>|cite=Eveline Fischer's ''Base''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Moms are such a pain in the ass, it's like, "die already!"</center>|cite=Gob Bluth in ''Arrested Development''}}
{{cquote|<center>He has gooooood eyes!</center>|cite=The Announcer of ''Baseball Stars 2''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Daddy horny, Michael.</center>|cite=George Bluth in ''Arrested Development''}}
{{cquote|<center>Hello, major league fans! This is Michael Beard. The Tokyo Ninjas have a new lineup for the ''eighth'' game!</center>|cite=The Announcer of ''Baseball Stars 2''}}
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{{cquote|<center>If you don't succeed, then you run the risk of failure.</center>|cite=Dan Quayle}}
{{cquote|<center>Welcome to the world of Street Fighter III...Prepare for battle.</center>|cite=The Announcer in ''Street Fighter III: Third Strike''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Unfortunately, the people of Louisiana are not racists.</center>|cite=Dan Quayle}}
{{cquote|<center>Gii, I think it's tea time.</center>|cite=Rachel Alucard in ''BlazBlue''}}
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{{cquote|<center>What a waste it is to lose one's mind. Or not to have a mind is being very wasteful. How true that is. </center>|cite=Dan Quayle}}
{{cquote|<center>You're as vulgar as ever, Terumi.</center>|cite=Rachel Alucard in ''BlazBlue''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I stand by all the misstatements that I've made. </center>|cite=Dan Quayle}}
{{cquote|<center>Valkenhayn, my tea.</center>|cite=Rachel Alucard in ''BlazBlue''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Every once in a while, you let a word or phrase out, and you want to catch it and bring it back. You can't do that. It's gone, gone forever.</center>|cite=Dan Quayle}}
{{cquote|<center>An establishment that only rates one star dares to dictate what I shall eat? This unconscionable arrogance cannot stand. </center>|cite=Rachel Alucard in ''BlazBlue''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I deserve respect for the things I did not do.</center>|cite=Dan Quayle}}
{{cquote|<center>Very well then. If you insist. We will have three orders of this... puffed fish. Do try and make at least one of them edible. </center>|cite=Rachel Alucard in ''BlazBlue''}}
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{{cquote|<center>We don't want to go back to tomorrow, we want to move forward. </center>|cite=Dan Quayle}}
{{cquote|<center>Mmmm, a hot man all tied up... Ah, it just makes me tingle!</center>|cite=Nago in ''BlazBlue''}}
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{{cquote|<center>One word sums up probably the responsibility of any vice-president, and that one word is 'to be prepared'.</center>|cite=Dan Quayle}}
{{cquote|<center>I'm gonna make you cry, rabbit, I swear to God!</center>|cite=Ragna the Bloodedge in ''BlazBlue''}}
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{{cquote|<center>The loss of life will be irreplaceable.</center>|cite=Dan Quayle}}
{{cquote|<center>My goodness! This... this Kagutsuchi pufferfish is... I mean... Words cannot describe... Ah! So good! Please, I would just love to meet the wonderful chef who prepared this exquisite dish! </center>|cite=Hazama in ''BlazBlue''}}
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{{cquote|<center>We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur.</center>|cite=Dan Quayle}}
{{cquote|<center>Guess who's home and not preggers anymore?</center>|cite=Hazama in ''BlazBlue''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things.</center>|cite=Dan Quayle}}
{{cquote|<center>I brought you into this world, and I sure as shit can take you out of it!</center>|cite=Hazama in ''BlazBlue''}}
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{{cquote|<center>People that are really very weird can get into sensitive positions and have tremendous impact on history. </center>|cite=Dan Quayle}}
{{cquote|<center>Shut your pie-hole, you mouth-breathing pedophile!</center>|cite=Luna in ''BlazBlue''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I think that I have made good judgements in the past, and I think that I have made good judgements in the future.</center>|cite=Dan Quayle}}
{{cquote|<center>What!? How can you be so insensitive, you jackass? Saying mean things like that to Luna! You're so mean, Ragna! You suck! WHAAAAAAAAAA! </center>|cite=Luna in ''BlazBlue''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and democracy...but that could change.</center>|cite=Dan Quayle}}
{{cquote|<center>It's your fault, Ragna! You said mean things! I hate you, Ragna! I HATE YOU! I... I... I LOVE YOU!</center>|cite=Luna in ''BlazBlue''}}
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{{cquote|<center>My friends, no matter how rough the road may be, we can and we will, never, never surrender to what is right.</center>|cite=Dan Quayle}}
{{cquote|<center>Ah, yes, well, no reason not to tell you. First, I intended to take his XXX and put it in a XXXX. Maybe a little XXX, too? My goodness, I can only imagine what his XXXXX will XXX!</center>|cite=Kokonoe in ''BlazBlue''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Hawaii has always been a very pivotal role in the Pacific. It is in the Pacific, and it is a part of the United States that is an island that is right there.</center>|cite=Dan Quayle}}
{{cquote|<center>'''You pressed the wrong button...!'''</center>|cite=Deadpool in ''Marvel vs Capcom 3''}}
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{{cquote|<center>The Holocaust was the most obscene moment in our nation's history. I mean, not our nation's history, but our century's history. You all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century, but this century's history.</center>|cite=Dan Quayle}}
{{cquote|<center>'''Get over here!'''</center>|cite=Scorpion in ''Mortal Kombat''}}
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{{cquote|<center>You lose.</center>|cite=Calvin Coolidge}}
{{cquote|<center>I am a dead man, but somehow you have retained your mortality. Which would mean that you are ''vulnerable to death.''</center>|cite=Scorpion in ''Mortal Kombat Mythologies: Sub-Zero''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I feel I no longer fit in with these times.</center>|cite=Calvin Coolidge}}
{{cquote|<center>Check me out! I'm the ghost of Christmas '''kick yo ass!'''</center>|cite=Deadpool in ''Marvel vs Capcom 3''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I do not choose to run.</center>|cite=Calvin Coolidge}}
{{cquote|<center>Hey, I freaking love Street Fighter! ...Autograph your spleen for me?</center>|cite=Deadpool in ''Marvel vs Capcom 3''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Facts are stupid things.</center>|cite=Ronald Reagan}}
{{cquote|<center>How did anyone enjoy these games... without me in 'em?!</center>|cite=Deadpool in ''Marvel vs Capcom 3''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Trees cause more pollution than automobiles do.</center>|cite=Ronald Reagan}}
{{cquote|<center>Hey! Yeah, you! I'm down here busting my ass while sit around on your's watching me jump around?! How is that fair?!</center>|cite=Deadpool in ''Marvel vs Capcom 3''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Hi, my name is Al Gore, and I used to be the next president of the United States.</center>|cite=Al Gore}}
{{cquote|<center>I'm not gonna let you go this time, not gonna be alone tonight. You can try to break me down, or start a fight, I'm not gonna be alone tonight...</center>|cite=Eve 6's ''Not Gonna Be Alone Tonight''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Well, actually, he forgot Poland.</center>|cite=George W. Bush}}
{{cquote|<center>Turn the light off, leave me where I lay. Bring the night on, not another day...</center>|cite=Eve 6's ''Bring The Night On''}}
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{{cquote|<center>We must stop the terror. I call upon all nations to do everything they can to stop these terrorist killers. Thank you.<br><br>Now watch this drive.</center>|cite=George W. Bush}}
{{cquote|<center>Got a half-Armenian girlfriend, she's hotter than I am handsome. She'll fuck you up and then some, she'll rock the boat to Bedlam.</center>|cite=Eve 6's ''Hokis''}}
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{{cquote|<center>It was not always a given that the United States and America would have a close relationship.</center>|cite=George W. Bush}}
{{cquote|<center>Feeling melodramatic and spastic, she ain't made of West Coast plastic. And I lie awake with an aching, is it all in my head like she said?</center>|cite=Eve 6's ''Hokis''}}
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{{cquote|<center>The people of Bulgaria ought to be proud of the achievements they have achieved.</center>|cite=George W. Bush}}
{{cquote|<center>Think twice before you touch my girl, come around, I'll let you feel the burn. Think twice before you touch my girl, come around, come around, no more.</center>|cite=Eve 6's ''Think Twice''}}
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{{cquote|<center>For every fatal shooting, there are about 3 non-fatal shootings. Folks, this is unacceptable in America.</center>|cite=George W. Bush}}
{{cquote|<center>What is it you really want?! I'm tired of asking!</center>|cite=Eve 6's ''Think Twice''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully.</center>|cite=George W. Bush}}
{{cquote|<center>When I showed up and he was there, I tried my best to grin and bear, and took the stairs, but didn't stop at the street, and as we speak, I'm going down...</center>|cite=Eve 6's ''Think Twice''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I want to make sure that everybody who has a job wants a job.</center>|cite=George W. Bush}}
{{cquote|<center>'Cause she spread her love, and burnt me up, I can't let go, I can't get out. I've said enough, enough by now, I can't let go, I can't get out.</center>|cite=Eve 6's ''Think Twice''}}
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{{cquote|<center>There's an old saying in Tennessee - I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee - that says, fool me once, shame on... shame on you... Fool me... you can't get fooled again.</center>|cite=George W. Bush}}
{{cquote|<center>I don't know why I even try, I need another tequila...</center>|cite=Eve 6's ''Victoria''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country, and neither do we.</center>|cite=George W. Bush}}
{{cquote|<center>I would swallow my pride, I would choke on the rinds, but the lack thereof would leave me empty inside. I would swallow my doubt, turn it inside out, find nothing but faith in nothing.</center>|cite=Eve 6's ''Inside Out''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?</center>|cite=George W. Bush}}
{{cquote|<center>Wanna put my tender heart in a blender, watch it spin around to a beautiful oblivion. Rendezvous, and I'm through with you.</center>|cite=Eve 6's ''Inside Out''}}
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{{cquote|<center>You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test.</center>|cite=George W. Bush}}
{{cquote|<center>Shit went bad, he's on the roof again. She flipped, he flipped the bird, and then he went to the roof, where his threats rang loud and clear. Gonna jump, gonna jump, gonna die this year...</center>|cite=Eve 6's ''On the Roof Again''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family.</center>|cite=George W. Bush}}
{{cquote|<center>She came back, he's on the roof again. She flipped, he flipped the bird, and then he went to the roof, where his threats rang loud and clear. Gonna jump, gonna jump, gonna die this year...</center>|cite=Eve 6's ''On the Roof Again''}}
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{{cquote|<center>One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures.</center>|cite=George W. Bush}}
{{cquote|<center>Your heinous highness broke her hymen, hey man, try to quit your crying.
I know she broke your heart, but try to calm, try to calm down.</center>|cite=Eve 6's ''On the Roof Again''}}
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{{cquote|<center>This foreign policy stuff is a little frustrating.</center>|cite=George W. Bush}}
{{cquote|<center>The future is bulletproof! The aftermath is secondary! It's time to do it now, and do it loud! ''Killjoys, '''make some noise!'''''</center>|cite=My Chemical Romance's ''Na Na Na (Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na)''}}
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{{cquote|<center>It's clearly a budget. It's got lots of numbers in it.</center>|cite=George W. Bush}}
{{cquote|<center>And right here, right now, all the way in Battery City, the little children raise their open filthy palms, like tiny daggers up to heaven. And all the juvie halls and the Ritalin rats, ask angels made from neon and fucking garbage, scream out, "What will save us?!"<br><br>And the sky opened up...</center>|cite=My Chemical Romance's ''Na Na Na (Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na)''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I'll be long gone before some smart person ever figures out what happened inside this Oval Office.</center>|cite=George W. Bush}}
{{cquote|<center>Wake up to the sound of this time bomb! Wake up to its deafening song! Wake up, 'cause you don't know what you have until it's gone...</center>|cite=Story of the Year's ''Wake Up''}}
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{{cquote|<center>They misunderestimated me.</center>|cite=George W. Bush}}
{{cquote|<center>The night will come and rip away her wings of innocence through every word we say. Maybe it's time to spit out the core of our rotting union, hopefully before it chokes us to our senses...</center>|cite=Story of the Year's ''And the Hero Will Drown''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I come in peace. I didn't bring artillery. But I'm pleading with you, with tears in my eyes: If you fuck with me, I'll kill you all.</center>|cite=James Matthis}}
{{cquote|<center>I guess it's too bad that everything we have is taken away...</center>|cite=Story of the Year's ''And the Hero Will Drown''}}
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{{cquote|<center>PowerPoint makes us stupid.</center>|cite=James Matthis}}
{{cquote|<center>But still our hands are bound at the wrist. This romantic tragedy is suffocating from your fist, in a sea of fire...</center>|cite=Story of the Year's ''And the Hero Will Drown''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I don't have worry and stress. I cause worry and stress.</center>|cite=James Matthis}}
{{cquote|<center>Are you still alive? Are you scared inside? Providence is blind when you're terrified. Are you still alive? Are you scared inside? When we've reached the end of the road, I will carry us home...</center>|cite=Story of the Year's ''Terrified''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I have never seen a thin person drinking Diet Coke.</center>|cite=Donald Trump}}
{{cquote|<center>As years go by, I race the clock with you, but if you died right now, you know that I'd die, too, I'd die too.</center>|cite=Story of the Year's ''Until the Day I Die''}}
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{{cquote|<center>The Wall just got ten feet higher.</center>|cite=Donald Trump}}
{{cquote|<center>You remind me of the times when I knew who I was, but still the second hand will catch us, like it always does.</center>|cite=Story of the Year's ''Until the Day I Die''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I never attacked him on his looks, and believe me, there's plenty of subject matter right there.</center>|cite=Donald Trump}}
{{cquote|<center>Should I bite my tongue until blood soaks my shirt? We'll never fall apart, so tell me why this hurts so much...</center>|cite=Story of the Year's ''Until the Day I Die''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Wrong.</center>|cite=Donald Trump}}
{{cquote|<center>My hands are at your throat and I think I hate you, but still we'll say, "Remember when...?" just like we always do...</center>|cite=Story of the Year's ''Until the Day I Die''}}
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{{cquote|<center>You're fired.</center>|cite=Donald Trump}}
{{cquote|<center>The stars will cry the blackest tears tonight, and this is the moment that I live for, I can smell the ocean air. And here I am, pouring my heart onto these rooftops, just a ghost to the world. That's exactly what I need.</center>|cite=Story of the Year's ''Anthem of Our Dying Day''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Everyone's always blaming me for everything.</center>|cite=Donald Trump}}
{{cquote|<center>From up here, the city's lights burn, like a thousand miles of fire, and I'm here to sing this anthem of our dying day.</center>|cite=Story of the Year's ''Anthem of Our Dying Day''}}
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{{cquote|<center>If you don't believe in yourself, no one else will.</center>|cite=Donald Trump}}
{{cquote|<center>For a second, I wish the tide would swallow every inch of the city, as you gasp for air tonight. I'd scream this song right in your face if you were here. I swear I won't miss a beat, 'cause I never have before.</center>|cite=Story of the Year's ''Anthem of Our Dying Day''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Anyone can deal with victory. Only the mighty can bear defeat.</center>|cite=Donald Trump}}
{{cquote|<center>This confusion is my illusion, nowhere to look, but nowhere to find ya. All these things I'm sick about, they always come unglued.</center>|cite=Stone Temple Pilots's ''Unglued''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Sometimes by losing a battle, you find a new way to win the war.</center>|cite=Donald Trump}}
{{cquote|<center>I figured out what you're all about, and I don't think I like what I see. So... I hope I won't be there in the end if you come around.</center>|cite=Green Day's ''In The End''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I like thinking big. If you're going to be thinking anything, you might as well think big.</center>|cite=Donald Trump}}
{{cquote|<center>Well, maybe I'm the faggot, America, I'm not part of a redneck agenda.</center>|cite=Green Day's ''American Idiot''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Donald, you're not going to be able to insult your way to the presidency. That's not going to happen.</center>|cite=Jeb Bush}}
{{cquote|<center>Sieg heil to the president Gasman! Bombs away is your punishment! Pulverise the Eiffel towers who criticise your government! Bang bang goes the broken glass, and kill all the fags that don't agree!</center>|cite=Green Day's ''Holiday''}}
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{{cquote|<center>...Please clap.</center>|cite=Jeb Bush}}
{{cquote|<center>She's a rebel, she's a saint, she's a salt of the Earth, and she's dangerous! She's a rebel, vigilante, missing link on the brink of destruction!</center>|cite=Green Day's ''She's A Rebel''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Can someone attack me, please?</center>|cite=Ben Carson}}
{{cquote|<center>I remember the face, but I can't recall the name. Now I wonder how Whatsername has been.</center>|cite=Green Day's ''Whatsername''}}
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{{cquote|<center>What is Aleppo?</center>|cite=Gary Johnson}}
{{cquote|<center>My name is Jimmy, and you better not wear it out. Suicide commando that your momma talked about!</center>|cite=Green Day's ''St. Jimmy''}}
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{{cquote|<center>A broken clock is right once a day.</center>|cite=Rick Perry}}
{{cquote|<center>It's something unpredictable, but in the end, it's right. I hope you had the time of your life.</center>|cite=Green Day's ''Good Riddance (Time of Your Life)''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I'm more Jewish than you think I am. I read the part of the Bible that said the Jews are God's chosen people.</center>|cite=Rick Perry}}
{{cquote|<center>I was a young boy that had big plans, now I'm just another shitty old man! I don't have fun and I hate everything, the world owes me, ''so fuck you!''</center>|cite=Green Day's ''The Grouch''}}
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{{cquote|<center>George W. Bush did an incredible job in the presidency, defending us from freedom.</center>|cite=Rick Perry}}
{{cquote|<center>Glory days don't mean shit to me, I drank a six pack of apathy! Life's a bitch, and so am I, the world owes me, ''so fuck you!''</center>|cite=Green Day's ''The Grouch''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I did not have sexual relations with that woman.</center>|cite=Bill Clinton}}
{{cquote|<center>King for a day, princess by dawn! King for a day, in a leather thong! King for a day, princess by dawn! Just wait 'till all the guys get a load of me!</center>|cite=Green Day's ''King For a Day''}}
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{{cquote|<center>It depends upon what the meaning of the word 'is' is.</center>|cite=Bill Clinton}}
{{cquote|<center>I don't believe in the apocalypse. I don't believe in the end of time. I don't believe in the solar eclipse. I don't believe in valentines.</center>|cite=The Network's ''Roshambo''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Who am I? ...Why am I here?</center>|cite=James Stockdale}}
{{cquote|<center>Hey! This is Brandon, but my friends call me Spike now, I just moved out of my parents' house in Danville, to this wicked warehouse in Oakland. Anyway, I spent most of the day spare-changing on the avenue. I started out in front of the Med, but everyone kept saying I looked too young and healthy, so I went up the street to the Gap, where all the yuppie college kids shop. I was there until about 5:30 or 6, I scored 10 bucks. So me and my girlfriend - you met her, she's from... La Jolla? Anyway, we got some money from her parents, so we're gonna stop by because...</center>|cite=The Network's ''Spike''}}
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{{cquote|<center>You know, I didn't have my hearing aid turned on. Tell me again.</center>|cite=James Stockdale}}
{{cquote|<center>What's that? Now's not a good time? What do you mean there's none left?! Well, what the fuck, dude?! If I would've known that, I would have gone to Concord. What do you mean "go back to Concord," then?! Dude, you don't even know who you're talking to, don't make me get all Blackhawk on your ass! ...Wait, man! I didn't mean that. Come on, dude, please? All right, then... Wait, wait, wait! Do you know anyone that's got any? Do... do you got a number? What do you mean you won't give it to me? I didn't call for a shitty conversation, I called because... </center>|cite=The Network's ''Spike''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I do not like broccoli, and I haven't liked it since I was a little kid, and my mother made me eat it. And I'm the President of the United States, and I'm not going to eat any more broccoli!</center>|cite=George H.W. Bush}}
{{cquote|<center>Mom, this is Spi- I mean, Brandon. I got kicked out of my place in Oakland, I don't really have any place to go so... I was just wondering if I could stay with you, or Grandma, or something? I dunno, my girlfriend dumped me, she moved back to La Jolla, it's kind of a drag, I guess she's gonna go back to school or something. Anyway, call me back. ...Oh, and one more thing, Mom, I was wondering if I could borrow two hundred dollars because... </center>|cite=The Network's ''Spike''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Greetings, Stalin. It is a pleasure to meet you. Here: have a copy of my little red book. You might learn something.</center>|cite=Mao Tse-tung in ''Civilization IV''}}
{{cquote|<center>I need a fix!<br><br>''I need a fix!''<br><br>'''''I need a fix!'''''<br><br>'''''I NEED A FIX!'''''<br><br>'''''I NEED A-!'''''</center>|cite=The Network's ''Spike''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Welcome to Rome, Charles de Gaulle. Care for some salad? I made it myself. </center>|cite=Julius Caesar in ''Civilization IV''}}
{{cquote|<center>It's the little things that get you down, it's the bigger things that you can't get around, and it's way too flat on the middle ground, but everything else is wide open, so let's go!</center>|cite=The Mr. T Experience's ''Ba Ba Ba Ba Ba''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Forget it. I have wigs that are smarter than you are.</center>|cite=Louis XIV in ''Civilization IV''}}
{{cquote|<center>And even Hitler had a girlfriend who he could always call, who'd always be there for him, in spite of all his faults. He was the worst guy ever, reviled and despised, even Hitler had a girlfriend, so why can't I?</center>|cite=The Mr. T Experience's ''Even Hitler Had A Girlfriend''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Care for a smoked hamster?</center>|cite=Huayna Capac in ''Civilization IV''}}
{{cquote|<center>Nixon had his puppy, Charles Manson had his clan, but God forbid that I get a girlfriend.</center>|cite=The Mr. T Experience's ''Even Hitler Had A Girlfriend''}}
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{{cquote|<center>China will not listen to your bourgeois lies!</center>|cite=Mao Tse-tung in ''Civilization IV''}}
{{cquote|<center>And then I saw her standing there, with green eyes and long blonde hair, she wasn't wearing underwear, at least I prayed that she might be the one, maybe we'd have some fun, maybe we'd watch the sunrise, but that night I learned some girls try too hard...</center>|cite=blink-182's ''The Party Song''}}
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{{cquote|<center>{{rollover|Acta est fabula, plaudite!|The play is done, applaud!|y}}</center>|cite=Augustus Caesar's last words}}
{{cquote|<center>So when you see her standing there, with green eyes and long blonde hair, she won't be wearing underwear, and you'll discover this girl's not the one, and she'll never be fun, you should just turn and run, because you'll find out that some girls try too hard...</center>|cite=blink-182's ''The Party Song''}}
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{{cquote|<center>{{rollover|Vivo!|I still live!|y}}</center>|cite=Caligula's last words}}
{{cquote|<center>Because when I'm with you, there's nothing I wouldn't do. I just wanna be your only one.</center>|cite=blink-182's ''M+Ms''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Ya know what ya wanna do wit dat, 'ight? You wanna put a bangin' donk on it.</center>|cite=The Blackout Crew's ''Put a Donk On It''}}
{{cquote|<center>Fuck living, fuck dying, fuck laughing, fuck crying, fuck this song, but mostly, fuck you! Fuck love, hate, and friends! Fuck following trends! Fuck this song, can't wait 'til it ends!</center>|cite=Reel Big Fish's ''Another F.U. Song''}}
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{{cquote|<center>?</center>|cite=Doki in ''There She Is!! Step 1''}}
{{cquote|<center>Fuck old school, fuck new school, fuck not cool, fuck too cool, fuck hip and ironically lame! Fuck giving advice, fuck trying to be nice! Fuck you and you know who you are!</center>|cite=Reel Big Fish's ''Another F.U. Song''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Wish your <s>love</s> cake is delivered safely...</center>|cite=Ending credits of ''There She Is!! Step 2 - Cake Dance.''}}
{{cquote|<center> Fuck everyone, but fuck you the most, fuck everything, but fuck you the most! With a big rusty pole or a splintery post, yeah, fuck you the most, fuck you!</center>|cite=Reel Big Fish's ''Another F.U. Song''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Second date?</center>|cite=Nabi's sign in ''There She Is!! Step 3 - Doki & Nabi.''}}
{{cquote|<center>With a big rusty pole or a splintery post, yeah, fuck you the most, fuck you!</center>|cite=Reel Big Fish's ''Another F.U. Song''}}
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{{cquote|<center>No answer.</center>|cite=Doki's phone in ''There She Is!! Step 4 - Paradise''}}
{{cquote|<center>Booze on your breath always makes girls horny, so come on boys, let's '''''chug a few!'''''</center>|cite=Reel Big Fish's ''Everybody's Drunk''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I thought that, if the world won't change, we could never reach happiness...</center>|cite=Opening credits of ''There She Is!! Step 5 - Imagine''}}
{{cquote|<center>Actually, I'm not drunk. At all. No, I've gotta drive all these people home. Have a good time...! Assholes...</center>|cite=Reel Big Fish's ''Everybody's Drunk''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Goodbye.</center>|cite="Echoes" mailing list}}
{{cquote|<center>When I think about the way you let me down, I wonder if I'm supposed to count on you, ''how could you ignore me?!''</center>|cite=Reel Big Fish's ''My Imaginary Friend''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Wouldn't you miss me? Wouldn't you miss me at all?!</center>|cite=Syd Barrett's ''Dark Globe''}}
{{cquote|<center>My imaginary friend didn't come through in the end, so I'll have to find a real one. Didn't answer when I called, well, I guess it's just because he was never there at all...</center>|cite=Reel Big Fish's ''My Imaginary Friend''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Mew is a clone of Mew.[[Special:Contributions/24.23.157.0|24.23.157.0]] 10:53, 11 February 2012 (EST)</center>|cite=Some IP's response to a Smash Arena fight (Mewtwo vs. Lucario)}}
{{cquote|<center>Why can't I just get over you? You hurt me so bad with all the things you do, and I try so hard, but I can't give it up! I love you so much, but I think you suck!</center>|cite=Reel Big Fish's ''I Love / You Suck''}}
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{{cquote|<center>'''FUCK MEXICO!'''</center>|cite=Nicolas Cage}}
{{cquote|<center>This one is for all the suckers who still believe in love! ''Shut up!''</center>|cite=Reel Big Fish's ''Suckers''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Well when i'm in a higher level than Wikia staff. It will be an administrator but global and it will have too many tools and if that, i can kill all Wikia staff by terminating their accounts and removing their access so they can't access their account. If they had a suspended account then they cannot log in and i will answer you and get rid of all the good admins in Smash wiki and smash all founders and everything. If they were smashed then they will never log in to a site again.</center>|cite= Brandondorf9999}}
{{cquote|<center>This one's for all the suckers who still believe in love! This one's for you!</center>|cite=Reel Big Fish's ''Suckers''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I find ReDeads rather relatable to the typical teenager. They sleep all day, walk with a droop, speak through a series of groans and grunts, latch onto anything they deem attractive, and... Yeah.</center>|cite=ToastUltimatum}}
{{cquote|<center>This song is brought to you in part by all the suckers who still believe in love! This one's for you!</center>|cite=Reel Big Fish's ''Suckers''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I'm going to have to admit that you have been quite a strong new user, especially for a girl.</center>|cite=Dots}}
{{cquote|<center>'Cause you're gonna go to the record store, and you're gonna give 'em all your money! Radio plays what they want you to hear, tell me it's cool, I just don't believe it!</center>|cite=Reel Big Fish's ''Sell Out''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Never have I ever watched Titanic. Overrated anyways. </center>|cite=Dots}}
{{cquote|<center>So I signed onto the record company, they say they're gonna give me lots of money, if I play what they want you to hear! They tell me it's cool, and I sure believe it!</center>|cite=Reel Big Fish's ''Sell Out''}}
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{{cquote|<center>MHStarCraft does not actually play Project M, despite it being a mod that is easy to setup unlike mods for other games. He in fact dislikes Project M. He also refuses to consider Project M as a game, refusing to also italicize it on this wiki as a result.</center>|cite=Dots}}
{{cquote|<center>Baby, don't you sign that paper tonight, she said, but I can't work in fast food all my life...!</center>|cite=Reel Big Fish's ''Sell Out''}}
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{{cquote|<center>It's just a mod, and a shitty one, as well. Who can we thank for Brawl's loss of a competitive scene? That's right, Project M!</center>|cite=ViciousViridian}}
{{cquote|<center>So here I am, doing everything I can, holding onto what I am, pretending I'm a superman.</center>|cite=Goldfinger's ''Superman''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I then enjoyed the game again. Why? Because I avoided a certain mod called Project M, which these stupid hard core Melee fans made to ruin the Brawl community. </center>|cite=Falcon-X}}
{{cquote|<center>So here I am, growing older all the time, looking older all the time, feeling younger in my mind. And here I am, doing everything I can, holding onto what I am, pretending I'm a superman.</center>|cite=Goldfinger's ''Superman''}}
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{{cquote|<center>''[[Super Smash Bros. Brawl]]'' will forever live as the game that had the highest expectations and failed to deliver. It is a slow, commercialized, non-competitive and ''easy'' party platformer. ''[[Melee]]'' remains the greatest game ever made.</center>|cite=Randall00}}
{{cquote|<center>What happened to dignity? Did it go away again, just like some worn-out trend?</center>|cite=Goldfinger's ''Spokesman''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I love how you comment on every Marth thread to talk shit about him, just let it die man.</center>|cite=Lord_Izanagi on Brian}}
{{cquote|<center>Don't wanna rest, I don't wanna breathe when I hear about life. Don't wanna hear a spokesman.</center>|cite=Goldfinger's ''Spokesman''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I consider my self to be a very mild mannered and soft spoken person</center>|cite=Brian}}
{{cquote|<center>So tell me what it's like to be with you. Remind me of the things we used to do, and tell me that this time will never end. Tell me what it's like, tell me again...</center>|cite=Goldfinger's ''Tell Me''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Do you guys ever learn? Why should I be nice guys? </center>|cite=Brian}}
{{cquote|<center>You tell me where your skeleton's hiding, tell me all, and I'll tell you! You think you have a real good fucking answer?! A fucking answer, I'll give you!</center>|cite=Goldfinger's ''Answers''}}
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{{cquote|<center>It is too late for peace, you silly Soviet! Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time!</center>|cite=King Louis XIV in ''Civilization IV''}}
{{cquote|<center>Everything went numb when he stumbled upon what he thought was going to be another means to the end! Silence, sirens! It all went down like his nightmare the night before!</center>|cite=Streetlight Manifesto's ''Everything Went Numb''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I do not negotiate with terrorists.</center>|cite=Franklin D. Roosevelt in ''Civilization IV''}}
{{cquote|<center>So hey, I don't care if you go now or if you stay! Oh, your back is bleeding, you're bleeding on me! That'll be the day when the sun falls down, the angels may weep, but I'll hear no sounds, but hey!</center>|cite=Streetlight Manifesto's ''That'll Be The Day''}}
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{{cquote|<center>PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS </center>|cite="GOB's program" in ''Arrested Development''}}
{{cquote|<center>And when you wake up, everything is gonna be fine, I guarantee that you wake in a better place, and in a better time. So you're tired of living, and you feel like you might give in, well don't! It's not your time!</center>|cite=Streetlight Manifesto's ''A Better Place, A Better Time''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Does it the first enemy that not a Primid? </center>|cite=LennyKoopy on Spaak}}
{{cquote|<center>And now I'm off to save the world once again, but I don't know how I'll pull it off this time, I think I'm going to drown...!</center>|cite=Streetlight Manifesto's ''The Saddest Song''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Yes but i can tell Link always has boomberangs.</center>|cite=Brandondorf9999 on hitboxes}}
{{cquote|<center>Now he's off to save the world once again, but he don't know how he'll pull it off this time, I just know I'm going to drown...!</center>|cite=Streetlight Manifesto's ''The Saddest Song''}}
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{{cquote|<center>D'you come from a land from down under?</center>|cite=Men at Work's ''Down Under''}}
{{cquote|<center>And it's the saddest song you'll ever hear, the most pain you will ever feel. But you grit your teeth, because it don't get better than this. And you'll try to explain as the blood leaves all your veins, and you can't think of anything that you would change...</center>|cite=Streetlight Manifesto's ''The Saddest Song''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Oh why is everybody always pickin' on me?</center>|cite=The Coasters' ''Charlie Brown''}}
{{cquote|<center>But I don't know what she said, I still don't know what she said. It's been years since I've seen her face, 14 years were just erased. If my life was your life, would you ever take it back...?</center>|cite=Streetlight Manifesto's ''The Saddest Song''}}
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{{cquote|<center>And I feel the light in the night and in the day. And I feel the light when the sky's just mud and grey. And I feel the light when you tell me it's okay... 'Cause you're so great, and I love you...</center>|cite=Blur's ''You're So Great''}}
{{cquote|<center>And it makes me sick when I think of it, all my heroes could not live with this, and I hope you rest in peace, because with us you never did...</center>|cite=Streetlight Manifesto's ''Here's To Life''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Still I write my songs... about that dream of mine...</center>|cite=NightWish's ''Ghost Love Score''}}
{{cquote|<center>Come, come, like sugar, my love, until the bitter taste is gone.</center>|cite=The Bravery's ''Sugarpill''}}
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{{cquote|<center>In the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight.</center>|cite=The Tokens' ''The Lion Sleeps Tonight''}}
{{cquote|<center>Oh, sugarpill, I believe you. Oh sugarpill, I wanna eat you up.</center>|cite=The Bravery's ''Sugarpill''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Hello, hello. This is the Planet GENETOS. <br><br><br>'''Who are you?'''</center>|cite=[http://www.tatsuya-koyama.com/software/wg002_genetos_eng.html GENETOS]}}
{{cquote|<center>If I put my hands around your wrists, would you fight them? If I put my fingers in your mouth, would you bite them?</center>|cite=The Bravery's ''Hatefuck''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I hope that Damon Albarn and Alex James of Blur catch AIDS and die. </center>|cite=Noel Gallagher of Oasis}}
{{cquote|<center>All your shining friends that despise you to your face, what would they say now if they saw you in this place? Naked and breathless, could you live with this disgrace? Could you live, could you live, could you live with this?</center>|cite=The Bravery's ''Hatefuck''}}
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{{cquote|<center>How are you gentlemen ''!!'' All your base are belong to us ''!!'' You are on the way to destruction ''!!'' </center>|cite=CATS from Zero Wing}}
{{cquote|<center>And there will be no tenderness, no tenderness, there will be no tenderness, no tenderness. I will show no mercy to you, you had no mercy for me. The only thing I ask, love me mercilessly.</center>|cite=The Bravery's ''Hatefuck''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I'm a staunch independent. Every time I think I'm a Republican, they do something greedy, and every time I think I'm a Democrat, they do something stupid. </center>|cite=Jay Leno}}
{{cquote|<center>Nothing here is set in stone, nothing's ever set in stone, everything I have some day will fall apart and fade away...</center>|cite=The Bravery's ''Angelina''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Everyone's going to save something now! Save the trees, save the bees, save the whales, save those snails... </center>|cite=George Carlin}}
{{cquote|<center>Don't look at me that way... It was an honest mistake.</center>|cite=The Bravery's ''An Honest Mistake''}}
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{{cquote|<center>The planet is fine, it's the ''people'' that are fucked up!</center>|cite=George Carlin}}
{{cquote|<center>Point me to the sky above, I can get there on my own! Walk me to the graveyard, dig up her bones!</center>|cite=Misfits' ''Dig Up Her Bones''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Have you ever noticed that anyone driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?</center>|cite=George Carlin}}
{{cquote|<center>We speaks about travel, yeah, we think about the land, we smart like all peoples, feeling real tan. I can take you places, do you need a new man? Wipe the pollen from the faces, make revision to a dream, while you wait in the van.</center>|cite=Interpol's ''Evil''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Give us a grave! Give us a shovel! Give us a marker! Give us the Doctor! '''Give us the rope!'''</center>|cite=The Protomen's ''Give Us the Rope''}}
{{cquote|<center>Sandy, why can't we look the other way? Why can't we just play the other game? Why can't we just look the other way?!</center>|cite=Interpol's ''Evil''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I've got this burning feeling, like my veins are filled with nothing but gasoline. </center>|cite=The Protomen's ''Light Up The Night''}}
{{cquote|<center>Fly away on my zephyr, I feel it more than ever. And in this perfect weather, we'll find a place together.</center>|cite=The Red Hot Chili Peppers' ''The Zephyr Song''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD!! </center>|cite=Christian Weston Chandler}}
{{cquote|<center>You bastard! You lying ''bastard!'' That is it, I no cover for you no more! Peoples, I have a ''big'' announcement! <br><br>This man is gay '''AND''' European!</center>|cite=''There, Right There!'' from ''Legally Blonde''}}
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{{cquote|<center>PS. If I do not see this note in your paper, I will do something nasty, which you know I'm capable of doing.</center>|cite=The Zodiac Killer}}
{{cquote|<center>You are so gay, you big parfait, ''you flaming boy in cabaret!''</center>|cite=''There, Right There!'' from ''Legally Blonde''}}
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{{cquote|<center>BATES HAD TO DIE<br><br>THERE WILL BE MORE</center>|cite=The Zodiac Killer}}
{{cquote|<center>It's okay to be gay, let's rejoice with the boys in the gay way! Hooray for the kind of man that you will find in the gay way!</center>|cite=Tomboy's ''OK2BGAY''}}
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{{cquote|<center>'''YOU CAN NOT STOP US.<br><br>WE HAVE THIS ANTHRAX.<br><br>YOU DIE NOW.<br><br>ARE YOU AFRAID?'''</center>|cite=The Anthrax Letters}}
{{cquote|<center>I *what*? With a *squid*?</center>|cite=Elodie in ''Long Live the Queen''}}
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{{cquote|<center>'''THIS IS NEXT<br><br>TAKE PENACILIN NOW'''</center>|cite=The Anthrax Letters}}
{{cquote|<center>My, what large breasts you have! Putting them on display for any particular reason?</center>|cite=Elodie in ''Long Live the Queen''}}
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{{cquote|<center>You may NOT change a damn thing with this WAD, if you do, i will blow you up. And it will be cool.</center>|cite=Eric Harris}}
{{cquote|<center>Yes! I am invincible!</center>|cite=Boris Grishenko in ''GoldenEye''}}
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{{cquote|<center>You know, a long time ago, being crazy meant something. Nowadays, everybody's crazy.</center>|cite=Charles Manson}}
{{cquote|<center>dead world<br>full of shades<br>today I die</center>|cite=''[http://www.ludomancy.com/games/today.php?lang=en Today I Die]''}}
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{{cquote|<center>When the confrontation begins, strike like champions who do not want to go back to this world.</center>|cite=Mohamed Atta}}
{{cquote|<center>oo</center>|cite=[http://www.alcyone.com/oo/ oo]}}
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{{cquote|<center>One, two, three, four, fix, six, seven, all good children go to heaven. </center>|cite=The Beatles's ''You Never Gave Me Your Money''}}
{{cquote|<center>Sure enough, he finds another. He finds me.</center>|cite=Rucks in ''Bastion''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Have you ever seen the fields of love? Have you ever felt the seeds of love?</center>|cite=ATB's ''The Fields of Love''}}
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{{cquote|<center>You'll remember me when the west wind moves upon the fields of barley... You'll forget the sun, in his jealous sky, as we walk in fields of gold.</center>|cite=Sting's ''Fields of Gold''}}
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{{cquote|<center>You won't break the armour... I will never surrender.</center>|cite=Hadouken!'s ''Mecha Love''}}
{{cquote|<center>I dream of rain... I dream of gardens in the desert sand... I wake in vain... I dream of love as time runs through my hands...</center>|cite=Sting's ''Desert Rose''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I should've burnt this flame out years ago, but you burnt my house down, and I won't move. And as I stand here alone in this dust, I've got nothing left to lose.</center>|cite=Hadouken!'s ''Declaration of War''}}
{{cquote|<center>I'm sticking with you, because I'm made out of glue. Anything that you might do, I'm gonna do, too.</center>|cite=The Velvet Underground's ''I'm Sticking With You''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I've seen your ways, and I know your plans, 'cause I've been around and I've seen this place before. I won't do this anymore, but if you want war, then you've got war.</center>|cite=Hadouken!'s ''Declaration of War''}}
{{cquote|<center>You held up a stagecoach in the rain, and I'm doing the same. Saw you're hanging from a tree, and I made believe it was me.</center>|cite=The Velvet Underground's ''I'm Sticking With You''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I should have closed these borders years ago, but you left me somewhere I know well. And as I stand here in no man's land, I contemplate your attack!</center>|cite=Hadouken!'s ''Declaration of War''}}
{{cquote|<center>Wrap your troubles in dreams. Send them all away. Put them in a bottle, and across the seas, they'll stay...</center>|cite=Nico's ''Wrap Your Troubles In Dreams''}}
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{{cquote|<center>There is no dark side of the moon, really. As a matter of fact, it's all dark. </center>|cite=Ending narration of Pink Floyd's ''Eclipse''}}
{{cquote|<center>These days, I seem to think a lot about the things that I forgot to do, and all the times I had the chance to...</center>|cite=Nico's ''These Days''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Well, they finally did it. They killed my fucking car.</center>|cite=The Dude in ''The Big Lebowski''}}
{{cquote|<center>Please don't confront me with my failures. I had not forgotten them.</center>|cite=Nico's ''These Days''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man. </center>|cite=The Dude in ''The Big Lebowski''}}
{{cquote|<center>So I will find it, and I will climb it, but I see now, I'm not going home. And will it change me? I've fallen on my knees. When the night's falling, all I can say is I've seen better days.</center>|cite=Laura Shigihara's ''Better Days''}}
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{{cquote|<center>We know it's his fucking homework! Where's the fucking money, you little brat?! </center>|cite=The Dude in ''The Big Lebowski''}}
{{cquote|<center>Close your eyes, it is time for you to tell the world goodnight. It might be dark inside, but there are still stars shining in the sky...</center>|cite=Laura Shigihara's ''Mori no Kokoro''}}
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{{cquote|<center>This will not stand, you know? This aggression will not stand, man! </center>|cite=The Dude in ''The Big Lebowski''}}
{{cquote|<center>Close your eyes, I am here, and everything will be alright. I am right here by your side, as we go walking through the night...</center>|cite=Laura Shigihara's ''Mori no Kokoro''}}
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{{cquote|<center>God damn you, Walter! You fucking asshole! Everything's a fucking travesty with you, man! And what was all that shit about Vietnam? What the '''fuck''' has anything got to do with Vietnam? What the fuck are you talking about?!</center>|cite=The Dude in ''The Big Lebowski''}}
{{cquote|<center>If we jump into the water, would we swim or would we drown? If we built a set of wings, then could we fly or just fall down? And if you keep talking to me through this darkness through this night, I'll be alright...</center>|cite=Laura Shigihara's ''Jump''}}
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{{cquote|<center>You see, Larry? You see what happens? This is what happens... this is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass, Larry!</center>|cite=Walter Sobchak in ''The Big Lebowski''}}
{{cquote|<center>Oh, how I wish for soothing rain, all I wish is to dream again, my loving heart, lost in the dark, for hope I'd give my everything...</center>|cite=NightWish's ''Nemo''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Are they gonna hurt us, Walter?</center>|cite=Donnie in ''The Big Lebowski''}}
{{cquote|<center>YOU'RE NOT MY SUPERVISOR! ...Wait, who ''is'' my supervisor?</center>|cite=Cheryl Tunt in ''Archer''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Did you notice a sign out in front of my house that says "Dead Nigger Storage"? You know why you didn't see that sign? 'Cause it ain't there, 'cause storing dead nig<!---->gers ain't my fucking business, that's why!</center>|cite=Jimmie in ''Pulp Fiction''}}
{{cquote|<center>That sounds like a spectacularly bad idea.</center>|cite=The GM in ''Irregular Webcomic!''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfucker. Pigs sleep and root in shit. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothing that ain't got sense enough to disregard its own faeces.</center>|cite=Jules in ''Pulp Fiction''}}
{{cquote|<center>Correct. So let's pretend we never saw each other.</center>|cite=Legault in ''Fire Emblem: Rekka no Ken''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Oh man... I shot Marvin in the face.</center>|cite=Vincent in ''Pulp Fiction''}}
{{cquote|<center>So I'm fairly useless in battle, but it's nice to meet you, all the same.</center>|cite=Legault in ''Fire Emblem: Rekka no Ken''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I hid this uncomfortable piece of metal up my ass for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the watch to you.</center>|cite=Captain Koons in ''Pulp Fiction''}}
{{cquote|<center>All this training you do is fine, but from time to time, think about your love. We are all – and this includes you knights, too – human. Living just for battle seems pretty sad, you know? It'll do you good to think about other things once in a while. </center>|cite=Legault in ''Fire Emblem: Rekka no Ken''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I eat rat poison, 'cause I can't read the box!</center>|cite="John Rocker" on ''Saturday Night Live''}}
{{cquote|<center>My oh my! I'm not a popular fellow at all.</center>|cite=Legault in ''Fire Emblem: Rekka no Ken''}}
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{{cquote|<center>The Braves and white people rule!</center>|cite="John Rocker" on ''Saturday Night Live''}}
{{cquote|<center>You don't smile. You don't speak. And you're still creepy.</center>|cite=Legault to Jaffar in ''Fire Emblem: Rekka no Ken''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I have made a huge mistake. </center>|cite=Gob Bluth in ''Arrested Development''}}
{{cquote|<center>Yep. I'm a fugitive, and you're a deserter. Looks like you and I were made for each other. </center>|cite=Legault to Heath in ''Fire Emblem: Rekka no Ken''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Well, that was a freebie.</center>|cite=George Bluth in ''Arrested Development''}}
{{cquote|<center>...Huh, even as a monster, you are a handsome one, Lloyd. But you know something? I can't let this continue!! </center>|cite=Legault in ''Fire Emblem: Rekka no Ken''}}
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{{cquote|<center>'''I'M A MONSTER!!'''</center>|cite=Buster Bluth in ''Arrested Development''}}
{{cquote|<center>...Commander... I really didn't want to see you like this. ...All I can give you is one last act of rebellion. </center>|cite=Legault in ''Fire Emblem: Rekka no Ken''}}
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{{cquote|<center>What's going on here!? Somebody, get that girl!</center>|cite=Yogi in ''Fire Emblem: Rekka no Ken''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Are you sure? This skill level isn't even remotely fair.</center>|cite="Nightmare!" difficulty in ''Doom''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Yes indeed!</center>|cite=Heckran from ''Chrono Trigger''}}
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{{cquote|<center>'''STAY F*CKING CALM!'''</center>|cite=Michael Scott in ''The Office''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Dwight may have won this battle, but I will win... the next battle.</center>|cite=Andy Bernard in ''The Office''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Andy Bernard does not lose contests, he wins them. Or he quits them, if they are unfair.</center>|cite=Andy Bernard in ''The Office''}}
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{{cquote|<center>There are always a million reasons not to do something.</center>|cite=Jan Levenson in ''The Office''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Bite my shiny metal ass.</center>|cite=Bender in ''Futurama''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I have reached the gateway to another universe. I feel awed and strangely humbled by the momentous solemnity of this occasion.<br><br>'''Hey other universe! BITE MY SHINY METAL ASS!'''</center>|cite=Bender in ''Futurama''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Afterlife? If I knew I had to go to a whole other life, I'd kill myself right now.</center>|cite=Bender in ''Futurama''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Yep, we're boned.</center>|cite=Bender in ''Futurama''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I'll build my own theme park! With blackjack! And hookers! In fact, forget the park!</center>|cite=Bender in ''Futurama''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I guess if you want children beaten, you have to do it yourself!</center>|cite=Bender in ''Futurama''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Have you ever tried simply turning off your TV, sitting down with your child, and hitting them?</center>|cite=Bender in ''Futurama''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Bender is great!</center>|cite=Bender in ''Futurama''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Do the Bender! Do the Bender!</center>|cite=Bender in ''Futurama''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I don't tell you how to tell me what to do, so don't tell me how to do what you tell me to do!</center>|cite=Bender in ''Futurama''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Game's over, losers, I have all the money! Compare your lives to mine, and then kill yourselves!</center>|cite=Bender in ''Futurama''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I'm so embarrassed, I wish everybody else was dead.</center>|cite=Bender in ''Futurama''}}
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{{cquote|<center>This is the worst kind of discrimination: The kind against me!</center>|cite=Bender in ''Futurama''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Hey, do I preach to you when you're lying stoned in the gutter? No! So beat it!</center>|cite=Bender in ''Futurama''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I say, the world must learn of our peaceful ways ''by force!''</center>|cite=Bender in ''Futurama''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I'm back, baby!</center>|cite=Bender in ''Futurama''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Hey, babe. You wanna kill all humans?</center>|cite=Bender in ''Futurama''}}
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{{cquote|<center>When I'm in command, every mission is a suicide mission.</center>|cite=Zapp Brannigan in ''Futurama''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Look at me! I'm Doctor Zoidberg, homeowner!</center>|cite=Dr. Zoidberg in ''Futurama''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Fry, it's been years since medical school, so remind me. Disembowelling in your species: Fatal, or non-fatal?</center>|cite=Dr. Zoidberg in ''Futurama''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I don't like the looks of this doctor. I bet I've lost more patients than he's even treated.</center>|cite=Dr. John Zoidberg in ''Futurama''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I broke your television!</center>|cite=Dr. John Zoidberg in ''Futurama''}}
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{{cquote|<center>By the way, I took the liberty of fertilising your caviar.</center>|cite=Dr. John Zoidberg in ''Futurama''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Only the warrior who can admit mortal weakness will be bolstered by immortal strength.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Angelic Blessing"}}
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{{cquote|<center>I came seeking a challenge. All I found was you.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Utter End"}}
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{{cquote|<center>No bird soars too high, if he soars with his own wings.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Wind Drake"}}
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{{cquote|<center>Most mirrors show your reflection. Others show your potential.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card – "Mirage Mirror"}}
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{{cquote|<center>Simun the Quiet filled the chest with his most precious thoughts. But in a fit of paranoia, he locked up the memory of where he hid the key.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Sorcerer's Strongbox"}}
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{{cquote|<center>Friends teach what you want to know. Enemies teach what you ''need'' to know.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Rhystic Study"}}
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{{cquote|<center>Your first mistake was thinking I would let you live long enough to make a second.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Mental Misstep"}}
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{{cquote|<center>As it moved, the wurm's spines gathered up bits of flowstone, which took the shapes of dead villagers' heads. Each head spoke a single sound, but if taken together, they said, "Alas for the living."</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Spined Wurm"}}
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{{cquote|<center>If I wanted your opinion, I would have told you what it was.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Stifle"}}
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{{cquote|<center>No fear. No sense. And soon, no lunch.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Nausea"}}
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{{cquote|<center>Was it something I said?</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Nausea"}}
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{{cquote|<center>I have seen entire civilizations rise and fall. You mortal are but dust to me.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Vindicate"}}
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{{cquote|<center>Some convictions are so strong that the world must break to accommodate them.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Vindicate"}}
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{{cquote|<center>There is no drake that flies faster than a crossbow bolt.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Crossbow Ambush"}}
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{{cquote|<center>The lifespan of a wirefly can be precisely described as "short".</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Wirefly Hive"}}
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{{cquote|<center>Not all heroes die in armor.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Blessed Spirits"}}
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{{cquote|<center>Once he'd worked out which end of the thing was sharp, he was promoted to guard duty.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Goblin Piker"}}
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{{cquote|<center>Each tooth is the length of a horse, and new ones grow in every sixteen days. Let's get a closer look!</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Gigantosaurus"}}
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{{cquote|<center>Melt that which was never frozen.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Pyrite Spellbomb"}}
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{{cquote|<center>Finding themselves in a new and unexplored world, they immediately set it on fire.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Goblin Razerunners"}}
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{{cquote|<center>There are terrors lurking in the unseen corners of us all.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Tortured Existence"}}
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{{cquote|<center>When times are tough, the poor eat the rats. When times are tougher, the rats eat the poor.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Drainpipe Vermin"}}
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{{cquote|<center>Which would you like first: the insult, or the injury?</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Undermine"}}
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{{cquote|<center>The Keldons may have explosive tempers, but ''I'' have explosives.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Mine Bearer"}}
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{{cquote|<center>There's little more demeaning than getting your butt kicked by a bunch of bunnies.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Jackalope Herd"}}
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{{cquote|<center>What am I looking at? Ashes, dead man.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Prodigal Pyromancer"}}
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{{cquote|<center>Lands ravaged, cities in ruins, so many lives sacrificed, and yet, there was no other word for it but victory.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Near-Death Experience"}}
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{{cquote|<center>If you want to kill a lot of goblins, just make sure your defenses look like fun.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Lightmine Field"}}
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{{cquote|<center>What's the worst that can happen?</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Gamble"}}
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{{cquote|<center>There are medicines for all afflictions but idleness.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Stupor"}}
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{{cquote|<center>Every day, I fight for my life and win. Every night, I fight to remember my name, and lose.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Grafted Skullcap"}}
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{{cquote|<center>Until you have lived as a statue, do not talk to me of pigeons.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Xanthic Statue"}}
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{{cquote|<center>The more unlikely the victory, the more memorable the success.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Chance Encounter"}}
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{{cquote|<center>No thought, but hunger. No strategy, but destruction.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Pathrazer of Ulamog"}}
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{{cquote|<center>No one spoke. There was no need. The threat of the Eldrazi presented a simple choice: lay down your weapons and die for nothing, or hold them fast and die for something.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Time of Heroes"}}
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{{cquote|<center>There are many words and phrases that can cause an experienced wizard to tremble in fear. Chief among them is "Oops".</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Research Assistant"}}
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{{cquote|<center>Someday, someone will best me. But it won't be today, and it won't be you.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Last Word"}}
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{{cquote|<center>Be at peace, and observe its beauty. Be at war, and feel its justice.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Angelic Wall"}}
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{{cquote|<center>What was heads again? </center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Puppet's Verdict"}}
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{{cquote|<center>I want a banana ''this'' big!</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Gorilla Titan"}}
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{{cquote|<center>The good news is, we figured out how the wand works. The bad news is, we figured out how the wand works.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Goblin Pyromancer"}}
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{{cquote|<center>The smallest seed of regret can bloom into redemption.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Swords to Plowshares"}}
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{{cquote|<center>Sorry I burned down your village. Here's some gold.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Reparations"}}
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{{cquote|<center>At the academy, "show and tell" too often becomes "run and hide".</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Show and Tell"}}
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{{cquote|<center>It's fun. He doesn't need another reason.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Manic Vandal"}}
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{{cquote|<center>Envying the intelligence of goblins is a bad place to be.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Dumb Ass"}}
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{{cquote|<center>I don't get it. Why doesn't anybody like me?</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Smart Ass"}}
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{{cquote|<center>He wanders the land in search of Good Ass.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Bad Ass"}}
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{{cquote|<center>But...</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "City of Ass"}}
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{{cquote|<center>It's as solid as the club in its hand - and about as subtle.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Rhox"}}
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{{cquote|<center>When nature calls, ''run''.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Primeval Titan"}}
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{{cquote|<center>Rain from this storm leaves you pinned to the ground like an insect.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Thorn Elemental"}}
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{{cquote|<center>Mirri leapt quickly and silently. The guard died likewise.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Leap"}}
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{{cquote|<center>The most disappointing thing about learning telepathy is finding out how boring people really are.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Telepathy"}}
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{{cquote|<center>Like the tide, time both ebbs and flows.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Time Ebb"}}
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{{cquote|<center>Storm crow descending, winter unending. Storm crow departing, summer is starting.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Storm Crow"}}
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{{cquote|<center>Even more than carrion, they crave the last words of the dying.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Murder of Crows"}}
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{{cquote|<center>The fatal flaw in every plan is the assumption that you know more than the enemy.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Mana Leak"}}
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{{cquote|<center>"Hard to imagine," mused Hanna, stroking the petal, "such a lovely flower inspiring such greed."</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Lotus Petal"}}
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{{cquote|<center>"And if I'm lying," he began...</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Meteorite"}}
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{{cquote|<center>Oh, thank the angels. It's not a werewolf, just a regular wo-</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Snarling Wolf"}}
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{{cquote|<center>Petrifying gaze, deadly fangs, knifelike dorsal spines, venomous saliva... Am I missing anything? ...Toxic bones? Seriously?</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Daggerback Basilisk"}}
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{{cquote|<center>For his family, Barrin made a funeral pyre of Tolaria.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Obliterate"}}
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{{cquote|<center>The enemy has been destroyed, sir. So have the forest, the city, your palace, your dog...</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Obliterate"}}
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{{cquote|<center>The dead make good soldiers. They can't disobey orders, never surrender, and don't stop fighting when a random body part falls off.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Drudge Skeletons"}}
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{{cquote|<center>I can think of ''one'' goblin it ain't so lucky for.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Krark's Thumb"}}
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{{cquote|<center>Krark was the kind of goblin who'd lose his thumb in a wager, and come right back with "Double or nothing!".</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Krark's Other Thumb"}}
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{{cquote|<center>The lawmage's argument was clever and well-reasoned, but Blunk's response proved irrefutable.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Skullcrack"}}
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{{cquote|<center>For the first time in his life, Grakk felt a little warm and fuzzy inside.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Pacifism"}}
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{{cquote|<center>Kytheon had known war every day of his life. Now he finally knew peace.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card – "Heartwarming Redemption"}}
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{{cquote|<center>Sometimes death comes knocking. Sometimes it tears down the walls.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Army of the Damned"}}
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{{cquote|<center>Hup, two, three, four, don't know how to count no more.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Coat of Arms"}}
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{{cquote|<center>Species XR17 feeds upon the mental energies of its victims. This explains why the goblins remain unaffected.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Synapse Sliver"}}
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{{cquote|<center>My mother once told me angels sing their swords' names with each strike.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Archangel"}}
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{{cquote|<center>The sky rang with the cries of armored seraphs, and the darkness made a tactical retreat.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Archangel"}}
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{{cquote|<center>Follow the light. In its absence, follow her.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Serra Angel"}}
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{{cquote|<center>If there can be no victory, then I will fight forever.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Darksteel Plate"}}
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{{cquote|<center>He didn't have a word for "home," but he knew it was something to be defended.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Ogre Resister"}}
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{{cquote|<center>Cut it down, bury it in snow, put it to the torch. The rose will still bloom again.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Resolute Archangel"}}
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{{cquote|<center>Sometimes you die a glorious death with your sword held high. Sometimes you're just target practice.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Searing Spear"}}
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{{cquote|<center>DANGER! Keep appendages clear of front of machine. And rear of machine. And side of machine. And top of machine.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Razorfield Thresher"}}
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{{cquote|<center>So great is his certainty that mere facts cannot shake it.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "True Believer"}}
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{{cquote|<center>One bone broken for every twig snapped underfoot.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Llanowar Elves"}}
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{{cquote|<center>After the Foundry Street riot, Arrester Hulbein tried to ban bludgeons. Which, inevitably, resulted in another riot.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Foundry Street Denizen"}}
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{{cquote|<center>We have ways to make you talk, but you have nothing interesting to say.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Profane Prayers"}}
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{{cquote|<center>I don't know why people say a double-edged sword is bad. It's a sword. With two edges.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Manabarbs"}}
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{{cquote|<center>A child's porcelain doll went missing one night, as did a pair of kitchen shears and the town magistrate.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Creepy Doll"}}
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{{cquote|<center>Of course you should fight fire with fire. You should fight ''everything'' with fire. </center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Sizzle"}}
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{{cquote|<center>Barbarians! They burned my favorite chair! We'll kill them all! </center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Aggravate"}}
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{{cquote|<center>The sparkmage shrieked, calling on the rage of the storms of his youth. To his surprise, the sky responded with a fierce energy he'd never thought to see again. </center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Lightning Bolt"}}
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{{cquote|<center>He raged at the world, at his family, at his life. But mostly, he just raged.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Raging Goblin"}}
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{{cquote|<center>Goblin generals don't distinguish between troops and ammunition.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Barrage of Expendables"}}
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{{cquote|<center>Throw enough goblins at any problem and it should go away. At the very least, there'll be fewer goblins.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Goblin Piledriver"}}
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{{cquote|<center>Never tell goblins to fire at will.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Friendly Fire"}}
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{{cquote|<center>Goblins are eager to follow orders, especially when those orders involve stealing, hurting, annoying, eating, destroying, or swearing. </center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Krenko's Command"}}
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{{cquote|<center>He just likes to break legs. Collecting the debt is a bonus.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Krenko's Enforcer"}}
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{{cquote|<center>Goblins journey to the sacrificial peaks in pairs so that the rare survivor might be able to relate the details of the other's grisly demise. </center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Dragon Fodder"}}
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{{cquote|<center>On Dominaria, a scavenger. On Mirrodin, a predator.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Atog"}}
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<option>
{{cquote|<center>Its diet consists of fruits, plants, small woodland animals, large woodland animals, woodlands, fruit groves, fruit farmers, and small cities.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Enormous Baloth"}}
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{{cquote|<center>What doesn't grow, dies. And what dies grows the tarmogoyf.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Tarmogoyf"}}
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{{cquote|<center>Ach! Hans, run! It's the lhurgoyf!</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Lhurgoyf"}}
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{{cquote|<center>Madness and genius are separated only by degrees of success. </center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Inspiration"}}
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{{cquote|<center>Day 31: I finally succeeded in my time reversal experiment!<br><br>Day 30: I might have a problem here.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Inspiration"}}
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{{cquote|<center>His mind whirled with grand plans, never thinking of what might happen if he were to succeed. </center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Laboratory Maniac"}}
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{{cquote|<center>The imp, unaware of its own odor, paused to catch its breath... and promptly died. </center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Foul Imp"}}
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{{cquote|<center>Step 1: Find your cousin.<br><br>Step 2: Get your cousin in the cannon.<br><br>Step 3: Find another cousin. </center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Fodder Cannon"}}
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{{cquote|<center>Fuses? We have more than enough! Now... which one was it?</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Boompile"}}
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{{cquote|<center>Fire, aim, ready!</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Goblin War Strike"}}
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{{cquote|<center>They certainly are.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Goblin Offensive"}}
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{{cquote|<center>It's actually quite simple, but since you've only recently begun to walk upright, it may take some time to explain.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Redirect"}}
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{{cquote|<center>He remembers enough of his life to weep for what he has lost.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Balthor The Defiled"}}
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{{cquote|<center>The more victims he kills, the more likely he is to get the right one.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Goblin Assassin"}}
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{{cquote|<center>Always easily impressed, Durg was about to be blown away.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Goblin Archaeologist"}}
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{{cquote|<center>Of course it offered you power. Demons always do. But trust me—the sweeter the prize, the more ruinous the price.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Daemogoth Titan"}}
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{{cquote|<center>Over such beauty, wars are fought. With such power, wars are won.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Gilded Lotus"}}
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{{cquote|<center>At what price beauty?</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Lotus Vale"}}
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{{cquote|<center>How tragic that greed eclipses beauty.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Crystal Quarry"}}
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{{cquote|<center>I will flay the skin from your flesh and the flesh from your bones and scrape your bones dry. And still you will not have suffered enough.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Hatred"}}
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{{cquote|<center>It is not that you will go mad. It is that you will beg for madness.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Altar of Dementia"}}
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{{cquote|<center>The body grows stronger under stress. The mind does not.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Fractured Sanity"}}
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{{cquote|<center>Of course I'm sure I've gone mad. The little man who crawled out of my eye was quite clear on this.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Distress"}}
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{{cquote|<center>"Invincible" is just a word.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Oust"}}
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{{cquote|<center>By all means, keep trying.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Indestructibility"}}
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{{cquote|<center>The willow knows what the storm does not: that the power to endure harm outlives the power to inflict it.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Blood of the Martyr"}}
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{{cquote|<center>She raised him from an orphaned pup and gave him a life of love. With his last act, he thanked her.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Selfless Saviour"}}
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{{cquote|<center>He's smart for a goblin. He can do two things: hit ''and'' run. </center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Goblin Raider"}}
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{{cquote|<center>With great power comes great risk of getting yourself killed.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Goblin Arsonist"}}
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{{cquote|<center>I got it! I got it! I- </center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Mogg Fanatic"}}
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{{cquote|<center>Wizards fought over the stone to exploit its power. Goblins fight over it because it's shiny. </center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Brightstone Ritual"}}
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{{cquote|<center>The wizard who reads a thousand books is powerful. The wizard who memorizes a thousand books is insane.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Battle of Wits"}}
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{{cquote|<center>Asked how it survived a run-in with a bog imp, the pegasus just shook its mane and burped.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Armored Pegasus "}}
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{{cquote|<center>Goblin lessons include the 2,071 tips for survival. Frek only remembered 2,070. </center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Spire Barrage"}}
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{{cquote|<center>The goblins have forty-two different words for "ow." </center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Detonate"}}
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{{cquote|<center>It was probably a lousy spell in the first place.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Counterspell"}}
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{{cquote|<center>Your attack has been rendered harmless. It is, however, quite pretty.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Counterspell"}}
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{{cquote|<center>The pyromancer summoned up her mightiest onslaught of fire and rage. Jace feigned interest.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Counterspell"}}
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{{cquote|<center>He traded sands for skins, skins for gold, gold for life. In the end, he traded life for sand.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Squandered Resources"}}
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{{cquote|<center>There is a future in which I can see only mist and a single shadow.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Apocalypse"}}
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{{cquote|<center>Players that don't read flavor text aren't too bright, sorta smell, and dress funny. But let's just keep this between us, okay? They can get kind of violent. </center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Double Header"}}
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{{cquote|<center>Our lawyers say no matter how funny it would be, we can't encourage players to eat the cards. Hear that? Whatever you do, ''don't'' eat the delicious cards.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Fat Ass"}}
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{{cquote|<center>Editor's note: There were no suitable flavor text submissions for this card.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Censorship"}}
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{{cquote|<center>Have you ever noticed how some flavor text has no relevance whatsoever to the card it's on? </center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Ow"}}
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{{cquote|<center>They groaned, they stirred, they all uprose,<br>Nor spake, nor moved their eyes;<br>It had been strange, even in a dream,<br>To have seen those dead men rise. </center>|cite=Samuel Taylor Coleridge's ''The Rime of the Ancient Mariner''}}
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{{cquote|<center>And the unclean spirits went out, and entered the swine: and the herd ran violently...</center>|cite=''Mark 5:13'', The Bible}}
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<option>
{{cquote|<center>...Before honour is humility.</center>|cite=''Proverbs 15:33'', The Bible}}
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{{cquote|<center>...do not be afraid, for I am with you; do not be alarmed, for I am your God. I give you strength, truly I help you, truly I hold you firm with my saving right hand.</center>|cite=''Isaiah 41:10'', The Bible}}
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{{cquote|<center>For this is how God loved the world: he gave his only Son, so that everyone who believes in him may not perish but may have eternal life.</center>|cite=''John 3:16'', The Bible}}
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{{cquote|<center>...and light shines in darkness, and darkness could not overpower it.</center>|cite=''John 1:5'', The Bible}}
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{{cquote|<center>Even were I to walk in a ravine as dark as death I should fear no danger, for you are at my side. Your staff and your crook are there to soothe me.</center>|cite=''Psalms 23:4'', The Bible}}
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{{cquote|<center>...He will wipe away all tears from their eyes; there will be no more death, and no more mourning or sadness or pain. The world of the past has gone.</center>|cite=''Revelations, 21:4'', The Bible}}
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{{cquote|<center>Do not judge, and you will not be judged; because the judgements you give are the judgements you will get, and the standard you use will be the standard used for you.</center>|cite=''Matthew 7:1-2'', The Bible}}
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{{cquote|<center>Anyone who wants to save his life will lose it; but anyone who loses his life for my sake will find it.</center>|cite=''Matthew 16:25'', The Bible}}
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{{cquote|<center>Look at what the homosexuals have done to me. Everything they do is so dramatic and flamboyant. It makes want to set myself on fire!</center>|cite=Lucille Bluth in ''Arrested Development''}}
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{{cquote|<center>So say goodbye to these, '''BECAUSE IT'S THE LAST TIME-'''</center>|cite=Lucille Bluth in ''Arrested Development''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it.</center>|cite=Lucille Bluth in ''Arrested Development''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I don't know who that is, and I don't care to find out.</center>|cite=Lucille Bluth in ''Arrested Development''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I don't know what that means. But it sounds disgusting.</center>|cite=Buster Bluth in ''Arrested Development''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Please tell your friends about this show.</center>|cite=The Narrator in ''Arrested Development''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Now that's a clear-cut situation with the promise of comedy. Tell your friends.</center>|cite=The Narrator in ''Arrested Development''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Buster so excelled at being neither seen nor heard that he remained at school undetected for a full two semesters after he was supposed to graduate.</center>|cite=The Narrator in ''Arrested Development''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I don't want no part of yo tight-ass country club, you freak, bitch!</center>|cite="Buster's Hook Replacement" in ''Arrested Development''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Well, I... don't know what I expected...</center>|cite=Michael Bluth in ''Arrested Development''}}
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{{cquote|<center>But trust me. We are fucked. ''Fucked''.</center>|cite=Tobias Fünke in ''Arrested Development''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Well, I don't want to blame it all on 9/11, but it certainly didn't help.</center>|cite=Tobias Fünke in ''Arrested Development''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I'm afraid I just blue myself.</center>|cite=Tobias Fünke in ''Arrested Development''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Oh, I can just taste those meaty, leading-man parts in my mouth.</center>|cite=Tobias Fünke in ''Arrested Development''}}
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{{cquote|<center>'''''Oh my god, we're having a fire!''''' ...Sale.</center>|cite=Tobias Fünke in ''Arrested Development''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I need to prove to her that I'm not just a man, but a man's man.</center>|cite=Tobias Fünke in ''Arrested Development''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Even if it means taking a chubby, I will suck it up.</center>|cite=Tobias Fünke in ''Arrested Development''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I'm afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will. So now, I'm afraid I have something of a mess on my hands.</center>|cite=Tobias Fünke in ''Arrested Development''}}
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{{cquote|<center>YOU GET THE HELL OUT!</center>|cite=Tobias Fünke in ''Arrested Development''}}
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{{cquote|<center>These are not the cops! These are the strippers! '''Look at how hot they are!'''</center>|cite=Gob Bluth in ''Arrested Development''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Moms are such a pain in the ass, it's like, "die already!"</center>|cite=Gob Bluth in ''Arrested Development''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Daddy horny, Michael.</center>|cite=George Bluth in ''Arrested Development''}}
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{{cquote|<center>If you don't succeed, then you run the risk of failure.</center>|cite=Dan Quayle}}
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{{cquote|<center>Unfortunately, the people of Louisiana are not racists.</center>|cite=Dan Quayle}}
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{{cquote|<center>What a waste it is to lose one's mind. Or not to have a mind is being very wasteful. How true that is. </center>|cite=Dan Quayle}}
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{{cquote|<center>I stand by all the misstatements that I've made. </center>|cite=Dan Quayle}}
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{{cquote|<center>Every once in a while, you let a word or phrase out, and you want to catch it and bring it back. You can't do that. It's gone, gone forever.</center>|cite=Dan Quayle}}
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{{cquote|<center>I deserve respect for the things I did not do.</center>|cite=Dan Quayle}}
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{{cquote|<center>We don't want to go back to tomorrow, we want to move forward. </center>|cite=Dan Quayle}}
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{{cquote|<center>One word sums up probably the responsibility of any vice-president, and that one word is 'to be prepared'.</center>|cite=Dan Quayle}}
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{{cquote|<center>The loss of life will be irreplaceable.</center>|cite=Dan Quayle}}
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{{cquote|<center>We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur.</center>|cite=Dan Quayle}}
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{{cquote|<center>Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things.</center>|cite=Dan Quayle}}
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{{cquote|<center>People that are really very weird can get into sensitive positions and have tremendous impact on history. </center>|cite=Dan Quayle}}
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{{cquote|<center>I think that I have made good judgements in the past, and I think that I have made good judgements in the future.</center>|cite=Dan Quayle}}
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{{cquote|<center>I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and democracy...but that could change.</center>|cite=Dan Quayle}}
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{{cquote|<center>My friends, no matter how rough the road may be, we can and we will, never, never surrender to what is right.</center>|cite=Dan Quayle}}
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{{cquote|<center>Hawaii has always been a very pivotal role in the Pacific. It is in the Pacific, and it is a part of the United States that is an island that is right there.</center>|cite=Dan Quayle}}
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{{cquote|<center>You lose.</center>|cite=Calvin Coolidge}}
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{{cquote|<center>I feel I no longer fit in with these times.</center>|cite=Calvin Coolidge}}
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{{cquote|<center>I do not choose to run.</center>|cite=Calvin Coolidge}}
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{{cquote|<center>I am not fit for this office and never should have been here.</center>|cite=Warren G. Harding}}
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{{cquote|<center>Facts are stupid things.</center>|cite=Ronald Reagan}}
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{{cquote|<center>Trees cause more pollution than automobiles do.</center>|cite=Ronald Reagan}}
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{{cquote|<center>Hi, my name is Al Gore, and I used to be the next president of the United States.</center>|cite=Al Gore}}
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{{cquote|<center>Well, actually, he forgot Poland.</center>|cite=George W. Bush}}
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{{cquote|<center>We must stop the terror. I call upon all nations to do everything they can to stop these terrorist killers. Thank you.<br><br>Now watch this drive.</center>|cite=George W. Bush}}
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{{cquote|<center>It was not always a given that the United States and America would have a close relationship.</center>|cite=George W. Bush}}
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{{cquote|<center>The people of Bulgaria ought to be proud of the achievements they have achieved.</center>|cite=George W. Bush}}
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{{cquote|<center>For every fatal shooting, there are about 3 non-fatal shootings. Folks, this is unacceptable in America.</center>|cite=George W. Bush}}
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{{cquote|<center>I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully.</center>|cite=George W. Bush}}
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{{cquote|<center>I want to make sure that everybody who has a job wants a job.</center>|cite=George W. Bush}}
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{{cquote|<center>There's an old saying in Tennessee - I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee - that says, fool me once, shame on... shame on you... Fool me... you can't get fooled again.</center>|cite=George W. Bush}}
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{{cquote|<center>Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country, and neither do we.</center>|cite=George W. Bush}}
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{{cquote|<center>Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?</center>|cite=George W. Bush}}
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{{cquote|<center>You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test.</center>|cite=George W. Bush}}
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{{cquote|<center>I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family.</center>|cite=George W. Bush}}
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{{cquote|<center>One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures.</center>|cite=George W. Bush}}
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{{cquote|<center>This foreign policy stuff is a little frustrating.</center>|cite=George W. Bush}}
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{{cquote|<center>It's clearly a budget. It's got lots of numbers in it.</center>|cite=George W. Bush}}
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{{cquote|<center>I'll be long gone before some smart person ever figures out what happened inside this Oval Office.</center>|cite=George W. Bush}}
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{{cquote|<center>They misunderestimated me.</center>|cite=George W. Bush}}
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{{cquote|<center>I come in peace. I didn't bring artillery. But I'm pleading with you, with tears in my eyes: If you fuck with me, I'll kill you all.</center>|cite=James Matthis}}
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{{cquote|<center>PowerPoint makes us stupid.</center>|cite=James Matthis}}
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{{cquote|<center>I don't have worry and stress. I cause worry and stress.</center>|cite=James Matthis}}
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{{cquote|<center>I have never seen a thin person drinking Diet Coke.</center>|cite=Donald Trump}}
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{{cquote|<center>The Wall just got ten feet higher.</center>|cite=Donald Trump}}
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{{cquote|<center>I never attacked him on his looks, and believe me, there's plenty of subject matter right there.</center>|cite=Donald Trump}}
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{{cquote|<center>Wrong.</center>|cite=Donald Trump}}
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{{cquote|<center>You're fired.</center>|cite=Donald Trump}}
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{{cquote|<center>Everyone's always blaming me for everything.</center>|cite=Donald Trump}}
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{{cquote|<center>If you don't believe in yourself, no one else will.</center>|cite=Donald Trump}}
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{{cquote|<center>Anyone can deal with victory. Only the mighty can bear defeat.</center>|cite=Donald Trump}}
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{{cquote|<center>Sometimes by losing a battle, you find a new way to win the war.</center>|cite=Donald Trump}}
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{{cquote|<center>I like thinking big. If you're going to be thinking anything, you might as well think big.</center>|cite=Donald Trump}}
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{{cquote|<center>Donald, you're not going to be able to insult your way to the presidency. That's not going to happen.</center>|cite=Jeb Bush}}
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{{cquote|<center>...Please clap.</center>|cite=Jeb Bush}}
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{{cquote|<center>Can someone attack me, please?</center>|cite=Ben Carson}}
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{{cquote|<center>What is Aleppo?</center>|cite=Gary Johnson}}
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{{cquote|<center>A broken clock is right once a day.</center>|cite=Rick Perry}}
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{{cquote|<center>I'm more Jewish than you think I am. I read the part of the Bible that said the Jews are God's chosen people.</center>|cite=Rick Perry}}
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{{cquote|<center>George W. Bush did an incredible job in the presidency, defending us from freedom.</center>|cite=Rick Perry}}
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{{cquote|<center>I did not have sexual relations with that woman.</center>|cite=Bill Clinton}}
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{{cquote|<center>It depends upon what the meaning of the word 'is' is.</center>|cite=Bill Clinton}}
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{{cquote|<center>Who am I? ...Why am I here?</center>|cite=James Stockdale}}
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{{cquote|<center>You know, I didn't have my hearing aid turned on... Tell me again.</center>|cite=James Stockdale}}
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{{cquote|<center>I do not like broccoli, and I haven't liked it since I was a little kid, and my mother made me eat it. And I'm the President of the United States, and I'm not going to eat any more broccoli!</center>|cite=George H.W. Bush}}
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{{cquote|<center>{{rollover|Acta est fabula, plaudite!|The play is done, applaud!|y}}</center>|cite=Augustus Caesar's last words}}
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{{cquote|<center>{{rollover|Vivo!|I still live!|y}}</center>|cite=Caligula's last words}}
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{{cquote|<center>Ya know what ya wanna do wit dat, 'ight? You wanna put a bangin' donk on it.</center>|cite=The Blackout Crew's ''Put a Donk On It''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Wish your <s>love</s> cake is delivered safely...</center>|cite=Ending credits of ''There She Is!! Step 2 - Cake Dance.''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I thought that, if the world won't change, we could never reach happiness...</center>|cite=Opening credits of ''There She Is!! Step 5 - Imagine''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Wouldn't you miss me? Wouldn't you miss me at all?!</center>|cite=Syd Barrett's ''Dark Globe''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Mew is a clone of Mew.[[Special:Contributions/24.23.157.0|24.23.157.0]] 10:53, 11 February 2012 (EST)</center>|cite=Some IP's response to a Smash Arena fight (Mewtwo vs. Lucario)}}
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{{cquote|<center>Well when i'm in a higher level than Wikia staff. It will be an administrator but global and it will have too many tools and if that, i can kill all Wikia staff by terminating their accounts and removing their access so they can't access their account. If they had a suspended account then they cannot log in and i will answer you and get rid of all the good admins in Smash wiki and smash all founders and everything. If they were smashed then they will never log in to a site again.</center>|cite= Brandondorf9999}}
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{{cquote|<center>I find ReDeads rather relatable to the typical teenager. They sleep all day, walk with a droop, speak through a series of groans and grunts, latch onto anything they deem attractive, and... Yeah.</center>|cite=ToastUltimatum}}
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{{cquote|<center>I'm going to have to admit that you have been quite a strong new user, especially for a girl.</center>|cite=Dots}}
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{{cquote|<center>Never have I ever watched Titanic. Overrated anyways. </center>|cite=Dots}}
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{{cquote|<center>MHStarCraft does not actually play Project M, despite it being a mod that is easy to setup unlike mods for other games. He in fact dislikes Project M. He also refuses to consider Project M as a game, refusing to also italicize it on this wiki as a result.</center>|cite=Dots}}
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{{cquote|<center>It's just a mod, and a shitty one, as well. Who can we thank for Brawl's loss of a competitive scene? That's right, Project M!</center>|cite=ViciousViridian}}
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{{cquote|<center>I then enjoyed the game again. Why? Because I avoided a certain mod called Project M, which these stupid hard core Melee fans made to ruin the Brawl community. </center>|cite=Falcon-X}}
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{{cquote|<center>''[[Super Smash Bros. Brawl]]'' will forever live as the game that had the highest expectations and failed to deliver. It is a slow, commercialized, non-competitive and ''easy'' party platformer. ''[[Melee]]'' remains the greatest game ever made.</center>|cite=Randall00}}
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{{cquote|<center>I love how you comment on every Marth thread to talk shit about him, just let it die man.</center>|cite=Lord_Izanagi on Brian}}
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{{cquote|<center>I consider my self to be a very mild mannered and soft spoken person</center>|cite=Brian}}
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{{cquote|<center>Do you guys ever learn? Why should I be nice guys? </center>|cite=Brian}}
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{{cquote|<center>Does it the first enemy that not a Primid? </center>|cite=LennyKoopy on Spaak}}
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{{cquote|<center>Yes but i can tell Link always has boomberangs.</center>|cite=Brandondorf9999 on hitboxes}}
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{{cquote|<center>D'you come from a land from down under?</center>|cite=Men at Work's ''Down Under''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Oh why is everybody always pickin' on me?</center>|cite=The Coasters' ''Charlie Brown''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I've known of your secluded nights, I've even seen her maybe once or twice. But is her sweet expression worth more than my love and affection?</center>|cite=The Supremes' ''Stop! In the Name of Love''}}
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{{cquote|<center>You broke my heart, 'cause I couldn't dance. You didn't even want me around! And now, I'm back to let you know I can really shake 'em down.<br><br>'''''DO YOU LOVE ME?!'''''</center>|cite=The Contours' ''Do You Love Me?''}}
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{{cquote|<center>And I feel the light in the night and in the day. And I feel the light when the sky's just mud and grey. And I feel the light when you tell me it's okay... 'Cause you're so great, and I love you...</center>|cite=Blur's ''You're So Great''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Still I write my songs... about that dream of mine...</center>|cite=NightWish's ''Ghost Love Score''}}
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{{cquote|<center>In the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight.</center>|cite=The Tokens' ''The Lion Sleeps Tonight''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Hello, hello. This is the Planet GENETOS. <br><br><br>'''Who are you?'''</center>|cite=[http://www.tatsuya-koyama.com/works/games/genetos/ GENETOS]}}
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{{cquote|<center>I hope that Damon Albarn and Alex James of Blur catch AIDS and die. </center>|cite=Noel Gallagher of Oasis}}
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{{cquote|<center>I'm a staunch independent. Every time I think I'm a Republican, they do something greedy, and every time I think I'm a Democrat, they do something stupid. </center>|cite=Jay Leno}}
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{{cquote|<center>I think it's the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately. </center>|cite=George Carlin}}
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{{cquote|<center>But hey, Reverend! There are two knobs on the radio! One of them turns the radio off, and the other one changes the station! Imagine that, Reverend, you can actually change the station! It's called freedom of choice, and it's one of the principles this country was founded upon. Look it up in the library, Reverend! If you have any of them left when you've finished burning all the books.. </center>|cite=George Carlin}}
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{{cquote|<center>Everything's been sanitised now and cleaned up. First with these fucking Christians, you start with them. But let's not leave out these PC campus liberal assholes. I mean, they're just as fucking bad from a different direction. </center>|cite=George Carlin}}
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{{cquote|<center>Have you ever noticed that anyone driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?</center>|cite=George Carlin}}
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{{cquote|<center>Tell people there's an invisible man in the sky who created the universe, and the vast majority will believe you. Tell them the paint is wet, and they have to touch it to be sure.</center>|cite=George Carlin}}
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{{cquote|<center>If this is the best God can do, I am not impressed. Results like these do not belong on the résumé of a Supreme Being. This is the kind of shit you'd expect from an office temp with a bad attitude.</center>|cite=George Carlin}}
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{{cquote|<center>Political correctness cripples discourse, creates ugly language, and is generally stupid.</center>|cite=George Carlin}}
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{{cquote|<center>Give us a grave! Give us a shovel! Give us a marker! Give us the Doctor! '''Give us the rope!'''</center>|cite=The Protomen's ''Give Us the Rope''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I've got this burning, like my veins are filled with nothing but gasoline. </center>|cite=The Protomen's ''Light Up The Night''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD!! </center>|cite=Christian Weston Chandler}}
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{{cquote|<center>One, two, three, four, fix, six, seven, all good children go to heaven. </center>|cite=The Beatles's ''You Never Gave Me Your Money''}}
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{{cquote|<center>You won't break the armour... I will never surrender.</center>|cite=Hadouken!'s ''Mecha Love''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I should've burnt this flame out years ago, but you burnt my house down, and I won't move. And as I stand here alone in this dust, I've got nothing left to lose.</center>|cite=Hadouken!'s ''Declaration of War''}}
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{{cquote|<center>'Cause I've seen your ways, and I know your plans, 'cause I've been around and I've seen this place before. I won't do this anymore, but if you want war, then you've got war.</center>|cite=Hadouken!'s ''Declaration of War''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I should have closed these borders years ago, but you left me somewhere I know well. And as I stand here in no man's land, I contemplate your attack!</center>|cite=Hadouken!'s ''Declaration of War''}}
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{{cquote|<center>There is no dark side of the moon, really. As a matter of fact, it's all dark. </center>|cite=Ending narration of Pink Floyd's ''Eclipse''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Well, they finally did it. They killed my fucking car.</center>|cite=The Dude in ''The Big Lebowski''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man. </center>|cite=The Dude in ''The Big Lebowski''}}
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{{cquote|<center>We know it's his fucking homework! Where's the fucking money, you little brat?! </center>|cite=The Dude in ''The Big Lebowski''}}
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{{cquote|<center>This will not stand, you know? This aggression will not stand, man.</center>|cite=The Dude in ''The Big Lebowski''}}
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{{cquote|<center>God damn you, Walter! You fucking asshole! Everything's a fucking travesty with you, man! And what was all that shit about Vietnam? What the '''fuck''' has anything got to do with Vietnam? What the fuck are you talking about?!</center>|cite=The Dude in ''The Big Lebowski''}}
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{{cquote|<center>You see, Larry? You see what happens? This is what happens... this is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass, Larry!</center>|cite=Walter Sobchak in ''The Big Lebowski''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Are they gonna hurt us, Walter?</center>|cite=Donnie in ''The Big Lebowski''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Oh man... I shot Marvin in the face.</center>|cite=Vincent in ''Pulp Fiction''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I hid this uncomfortable piece of metal up my ass for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the watch to you.</center>|cite=Captain Koons in ''Pulp Fiction''}}
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{{cquote|<center>...What the fuck were they THINKING?!</center>|cite=The Angry Video Game Nerd}}
{{cquote|<center>...What the fuck were they THINKING?!</center>|cite=The Angry Video Game Nerd}}
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{{cquote|<center>Man, fuck this game, fuck it to hell, fuck it to oblivion, fuck it to DAMNATION OF MANKIND!</center>|cite=The Angry Video Game Nerd}}
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{{cquote|<center>Fuck you, Dunkey, I do not watch your videos because you are black.</center>|cite=JonTron}}
{{cquote|<center>You are biased and nitpicking, I win, bye bye.</center>|cite=Dunkey}}
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{{cquote|<center>But this man is a '''fucking hypocrite, piece of shit, rat bastard'''.</center>|cite=Dunkey on JonTron}}
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{{cquote|<center>Why?</center>|cite=Dunkey on ''Sonic Forces''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Which brings me to the conclusion that Nintendo is run by ''Shark Tale'', ladies and gentlemen. Just a DVD copy of ''Shark Tale'', sitting in a chair.</center>|cite=Dunkey}}
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{{cquote|<center>Yeah, is this Pizza Hut? More like ''Pizza Butt!''</center>|cite=Dunkey}}
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{{cquote|<center>I'm also excluding ''Super Mario Bros. 2'', which has won game of the year 13 years running now.</center>|cite=Dunkey}}
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{{cquote|<center>Sike! Game of the year goes to ''Super Mario Bros. 2'', baby! '''''Super Mario Bros. 2'', ya bitch!'''</center>|cite=Dunkey}}
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{{cquote|<center>Basically guys, what I'm trying to say with this video is that ''League of Legends'' sucks dick. It fucking sucks.</center>|cite=Dunkey}}
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{{cquote|<center>Nintendo, what the fuck is this?</center>|cite=Dunkey}}
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{{cquote|<center>Not even close, baybee!</center>|cite=Dunkey}}
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{{cquote|<center>I give ''Final Fantasy XV'' a chocobo out of ten.</center>|cite=Dunkey}}
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{{cquote|<center>What is Black Cock Motel? I'm gonna go in- Don't ever go in Black Cock Motel, okay Pikachu? Okay Onix?</center>|cite=Dunkey}}
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{{cquote|<center>Is that Kermit the Frog with two samurai swords, smoking a blunt? What the fu-</center>|cite=Dunkey}}
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{{cquote|<center>The best furry is a gay furry: One that won't breed.</center>|cite=Spokker Jones}}
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{{cquote|<center>If there were a building that stood for grammatical integrity, this email would be the plane that crashed into it.</center>|cite=Maddox}}
{{cquote|<center>But... hello, you! I'm Guru Larry, and I welcome you to Fact Hunt!</center>|cite=Guru Larry}}
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{{cquote|<center>Oh, and by the way:<br><br>'''Go away.'''</center>|cite=Maddox}}
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{{cquote|<center>It's a race to the bottom. Video games today are pure, unadulterated trash, and I am sorry for that.</center>|cite=Nolan Bushnell, inventor of ''Pong''}}
{{cquote|<center>It's a race to the bottom. Video games today are pure, unadulterated trash, and I am sorry for that.</center>|cite=Nolan Bushnell, inventor of ''Pong''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Yes! Yes! </center>|cite=M. Bison from the ''Street Fighter'' cartoon}}
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{{cquote|<center>MY NAME IS NOT IAN BRANDERSON SOMETHING!!</center>|cite=Christian Weston Chandler}}
{{cquote|<center>And you've been so busy lately that you haven't found the time to open up your mind, and watch the world spinning, gently out of time</center>|cite=Blur's ''Out of Time''}}
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{{cquote|<center>"No, John. You are the demons"<br>"And then John was a zombie."</center>|cite=[http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/doom-repercussions-of-evil-you-are-the-demons DOOM: Repercussions of Evil]}}
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{{cquote|<center>Stupid, stupid imp! You're stupid! And you're gonna be stupid and dead!!</center>|cite=Doomguy in the ''Doom'' comic}}
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{{cquote|<center>Sweet Christmas! Big-mouthed floating thingies! It's always something!</center>|cite=Doomguy in the ''Doom'' comic}}
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{{cquote|<center>Woo hoo!</center>|cite=Blur's ''Song 2''}}
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{{cquote|<center>And watch the world spinning, gently out of time...</center>|cite=Blur's ''Out of Time''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Wind me up, put me down, start me up, and watch me roll!</center>|cite=Caesars' ''Jerk It Out''}}
{{cquote|<center>Wind me up, put me down, start me off, and watch me go!</center>|cite=Caesars' ''Jerk It Out''}}
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{{cquote|<center>'''I AM A WOMAN, HEAR ME ROAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!'''</center>|cite=Rosechu in ''Sonichu'' Issue 8}}
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{{cquote|<center>Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is Cyber Bullying Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Walk Away From The Screen Like Nigga Close Your Eyes Haha </center>|cite=Tyler the Creator}}
{{cquote|<center>Because it's easy once you know how it's done, you can't stop now, it's already begun. You feel it running through your bones, and you jerk it out.</center>|cite=Caesars' ''Jerk It Out''}}
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{{cquote|<center>[http://tane.us Tane?]</center>}}
{{cquote|<center>No, I can't hear nothing because I got my head up in the clouds...</center>|cite=Caesars' ''Jerk It Out''}}
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