User:Iron Warrior/SmashWiki addiction test

An undiscovered illness?

Question	Answer	Points
Do you typically use SmashWiki at least once a week? (1)	Maybe I USED to...	0
Do you typically use SmashWiki at least once a day? (2)	^	0
Do you typically use SmashWiki for more than an hour a day? (4)	^^	0
Is more than 60% of your time online spent at SmashWiki? (10)	I'm not that much of a nerd.	0
...75%? (25)	No.	0
...exactly 100%? (100)	Lmao right	0
Do you start new articles? (2)	It still counts if they go to shit, right?	2
...Every day? (25)	...and who does that exactly?	0
Do you hook up to SmashWiki over a public wireless Internet connection? (2)	Yeah.	2
Do you edit SmashWiki articles while over such a connection? (4)	Well, yes.	4
Is that connection in a restaurant? (6)	Sometimes.	6
...Do you edit SmashWiki while waiting for your meal? (8)	Yes.	8
...During your meal? (20)	Lol yes	20
...While eating? (25)	Er...	25
...One hand on the keyboard, and one on your food? (100)	Fuck me.	100
Do you stop eating to edit SmashWiki and then throw your meal away, because it spoiled while you were editing? (50)	I have a bit of a problem.	50
Did you pick that restaurant because of the free WiFi? (5)	Uh, no?	0
Are you on an aircraft with wireless access to the Internet during flight? (25)	How rich do you think I am?	0
...because you can edit on SmashWiki on it? (35)	What the fuck do you think?	0
Do you talk in wiki markup code? (2)	No.	0
...Every day? (50)	Hell no.	0
Do you request that articles be created, improved, expanded, deleted, etc.? (1)	Maybe when I filter out all my shitty subpages.	0
Do you fulfill such requests? (2)	rip	0
Have you requested a new software feature, or reported a bug, in the last few weeks? (2)	No.	0
Do you make redirect pages? (1)	Mm no	0
Do you think you're using a significant portion of SmashWiki's bandwidth? (5)	Doubtful.	0
Do you click on "Random Page" at least once a day (or just because you're bored)? (2)	Why does that link even exist?	0
When you click 'Random Page' do you, more often than not, find an article you have edited? (3)	I don't use the fucking link...	0
...Written? (10)	Please	0
...Always? (200)	Who the fuck?	0
Have you ever gotten the same random page twice in a row? (3)	Do you know how many articles exist on here?	0
...Three times in a row? (10)	How?	0
Do you check new pages every week? (1.5)	Excuse me?	0
Do you check new pages every day? (3 more)	no.	0
Do you check new pages every hour? (30 more)	Like, why?	0
Do you check Recent Changes almost every day? (2)	Maybe I used to...	0
Do you check Recent Changes more than ten times a day? (5)	^	0
...50 times a day? (50)	nah	0
Do you have Recent Changes bookmarked? (1)	No.	0
Do you have Recent Changes set as your start page? (12)	No.	0
Do you check your Watchlist almost every day? (1)	No.	0
Do you check your Watchlist every day? (2)	No.	0
Do you check your Watchlist more than ten times a day? (4)	No!	0
Do you have your Watchlist set as your start page? (8)	It's literally impossible to get an A on this test	0
Do you have more than 50 items in your watchlist? (1)	The what now?	0
...More than 100? (2)	No.	0
...More than 1000? (4)	Nah.	0
...More than 10,000? (8)	Doubt we even have that many articles.	0
...too much? (100, plus 12 for every hour you wasted)	oh go fuck yourself	0
Do you occasionally promote SmashWiki, either in person or by mentioning it on social media, IRC, forums or message boards, web pages, mail signatures, etc.? (2 for each promotion)	Hm yes	12
...Every day? (5)	I'm not that weird.	0
...Incessantly? (10)	no.	0
Do you find yourself writing regular text using SmashWiki link and layout conventions? (3)	...are you saying you do that...?	0
Is something you have thought was important, such as social life, career or studies, suffering because you spend so much time on SmashWiki? (10)	To an extent ig	10
Are you not getting enough sleep because of time on SmashWiki? (9)	I never get enough sleep.	0
Are you sleeping during the day (as of 8 AM) because you edited SmashWiki overnight? (5 points, plus overslept time in hours)	I already do that shit.	0
Do you forget to think twice before you say something to real people but re-check a hundred times what you have typed in before posting your comment in a talk page? (5)	Dear GOD yes.	5
Do you judge people you know in "real life" partly on the basis of their SmashWiki contributions? (6)	Idk any SmashWikidans	0
Do you think quality of contributions to SmashWiki is an important criterion in choosing a partner for a close relationship? (17)	What???	0
Do you argue that contributions to SmashWiki are "productive" or "useful" - unlike "wasting time" playing games or watching football? (5)	Kinda?	5
Have you ever phoned another SmashWikian? (1)	No.	0
Have you ever met another SmashWikian in "real life"? (2)	Probably not.	0
Have you ever had sex with another SmashWikian? Sock puppet accounts don't count. (10)	Are you okay?	0
Did you buy a second monitor so you could edit SmashWiki more efficiently? (25)	Um, no.	0
Did you immediately think of ways to improve this test, or adjust the scores so that they neatly add up to 100? (3.14)	Good Lord	0
Do you think your score is too high and maybe you'll do something about it after "a few more edits"? (6)	I'm going crazy trying to comprehend the stupidity of this bullshit	0
...after "a lot more edits"? (10)	Eh?	0
...after "a billion more edits"? (150)	sureeeeeee	0
Or are you so proud of it that you retake the test every month to see how more addicted you've become? (10)	Um, what?	0
Have you ever looked for the edit this page link on an ordinary Web page? (3)	Lol no	0
Have you ever instinctively reached for the edit link to correct an unfortunate wording while reading a newspaper or book? (4)	Are you being serious with me rn?	0
Have you ever edited an article on SmashWiki while paying long distance charges to connect to the Internet? (5)	I have trouble getting my fat ass out of bed.	0
Do you make edits while drunk or under the influence of other intoxicating substances and find that nobody reverts your changes? (1)	I'm always sober.	0
Have you ever edited SmashWiki while taking a bath because you found it made the experience even more relaxing? (5)	Don't tempt me	0
Have you ever publicly declared that you've quit SmashWiki but found yourself lingering about anyway? (7)	Nah.	0
Have you ever requested to be a sysop? (2)	Absolutely not.	0
Are you a sysop? (2)	Can you make me one?	0
Have you ever requested to be a bureaucrat? (3)	Damn	0
Are you a bureaucrat? (3 points more)	pffft	0
Do you edit articles in your sleep? (17)	uh...	0
Do you curse out loud upon waking and realizing that you have to make all those edits over again? (2 points more)	Wait, what?	0
...Or are the edits actually still there...? (200 points)	The person who made this test is completely fucked in the head.	0
Do you edit SmashWiki on a laptop? (1)	Who doesn't?	1
Did your laptop's fan go on by itself while you were at SmashWiki? (2)	Yes.	2
Did your laptop melt (or show serious signs of melting) while you were editing SmashWiki? (100 points and a new computer fan)	Not sure you understand how the heating process works.	0
Do you edit SmashWiki with a mobile phone or tablet? (2)	I have.	2
...Because you can't wait until you get access to a PC to add some obscure fact to SmashWiki? (4)	Yes indeedy	4
Have you edited before 6:30 am? (6)	Most certainly.	6
...until 4 am? (2)	Ehhhhhhh...	0
...until 6 am? (4)	No.	0
...until 8 am or later? (7)	And they wonder why America's fucked up.	0
After reading the last question, did you give yourself 13 points because it is always 4, 6, or 8 AM somewhere? (13 points for cleverness :)	up yours, douchebag...	0
Do you edit SmashWiki at night (i.e. after midnight) consuming drinks to keep you up? (2)	Not a big coffee fan myself.	0
Do you hold SmashWiki Nights, that is, nights when you intentionally go to bed late, after spending hours editing SmashWiki? (5)	Wait, what?	0
Do you get people to join you in such an event? (10)	um yeah I'mma just...	0
Do you have an urge to edit this nonexistent article? (1)	Meh.	0
Did you immediately try to create the above nonexistent article? (10)	No.	0
From how many locations or devices did you visit SmashWiki the past 30 days? (1 per machine)	If it was a different month maybe like 5 or so	1
When people ask you questions, is your answer invariably a wiki link? (3)	Lighten up, piss stain.	0
Do you use terms like "stub", "1rv", "rollback", "revert", "blanking", "content", or other terms in their SmashWiki sense in unrelated contexts? (2)	Not really, no.	0
...ALL those terms? (50)	...	0
Have you ever thought about the social impact of SmashWiki?	I'll take a side of bull with that shit.	0
Have you ever browsed SmashWiki while communicating with your significant other? (5)	:(	0
Have you told your significant other something on SmashWiki while communicating with them? (10)	You've already got me sad m'kay	0
...Was he or she impressed? (5)	Ain't any good nerdy girls in these parts	0
...Or bored? (-5)	If I had a girlfriend I feel this would be more likely	0
Have you ever gone and done something new on this list, deliberately to raise your score? (1)	Nobody got time for that	0
Have you broken some sort of rule just to visit SmashWiki? (6)	(STOP BREAKING THE LAW, ASSHOLE!)	6
Have you spotted a typo in this test and now have a crushing urge to edit that typo but dare not edit it for you won't remember where you read up to? (3)	Didn't see jack, and damn sure I would've spotted it.	0
...Are your hands shaking from not editing it? (4)	You overestimate my dedication to this quiz.	0
...Have you edited it? (5)	Damn straight I would have	5
Do you use the shortcut keys when using SmashWiki? (2)	Not really.	0
When you wake up in the night and can't get back to sleep due to some nagging worry do you get up and start working on SmashWiki so that you will get tired and have something relaxing to fill your mind when you go back to bed? (2)	Um...	0
...Did it work? (40)	Yeah no	0
Have you in your impatience for others to edit an article, brought an article all the way from a stub to featured article status? (10)	Mistakes were made.	0
Have you ever signed a real email with ~~~~? (1)	nah...	0
...Two emails with ~~~~? (2)	Um, no.	0
...100 emails with ~~~~? (50)	wut	0
...All emails you have sent with ~~~~, and have done so for more than 250 emails? (500)	I started using email well before SmashWiki, thank you very much.	0
Have you ever argued with anyone over SmashWiki's accuracy? (5)	I don't remember.	0
...Did you win? (10)	Theoretically speaking I'd probably lose	0
...Did you win, but you were the one saying it was not accurate? (-15)	Nah	0
Do you find yourself caught up in SmashWiki discussions a lot? (14)	Not THAT much	0
...more than real-life discussions? (36)	I'm done with this shitty test and this shitty conversation.	0