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|0={{cquote|No copyright law in the universe is going to stop me!|cite=[[Sonic the Hedgehog]], ''Sonic Colors''|col=blue}}
|0={{cquote|No copyright law in the universe is going to stop me!|cite=[[Sonic the Hedgehog]], ''Sonic Colors''|col=blue}}
|1={{cquote|There's no puzzle without a solution.|cite=[[wikipedia:Professor Hershel Layton|Professor Layton]]|col=#504030}}
|1={{cquote|There's no puzzle without a solution.|cite=[[wikipedia:Professor Hershel Layton|Professor Layton]]|col=#504030}}
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|131={{cquote|After many tireless hours of measuring their weight, shape, texture, color, density, buoyancy, impact resistance, taste, stackability, uniformality, packability, sturdiness, temperature, bounciness, and texture, the inspector can safely conclude that yep, these are some bricks, alright.|cite=[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohtZqIM0hHk How It's Actually Made - Bricks]|col=#a85430}}
|131={{cquote|After many tireless hours of measuring their weight, shape, texture, color, density, buoyancy, impact resistance, taste, stackability, uniformality, packability, sturdiness, temperature, bounciness, and texture, the inspector can safely conclude that yep, these are some bricks, alright.|cite=[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohtZqIM0hHk How It's Actually Made - Bricks]|col=#a85430}}
|132={{cquote|Our top story, a monkey was arrested today when he started throwing lit feces at zoo employees. Three of the zoo employees were rushed to the hospital with turd debris burns.|cite=Colin Mochrie, ''Whose Line Is It Anyway?''|col=red}}
|132={{cquote|Our top story, a monkey was arrested today when he started throwing lit feces at zoo employees. Three of the zoo employees were rushed to the hospital with turd debris burns.|cite=Colin Mochrie, ''Whose Line Is It Anyway?''|col=red}}
|133={{cquote|Sonic: Amy! I need a boost!<br>Amy: You're a wonderful person, and people say nice things about you!|cite=''Sonic the Hedgehog 30th Anniversary Special'' one-shot comic|col=blue}}}} {{#if:{{{1|}}}|''{{{1}}}''}}
|133={{cquote|Sonic: Amy! I need a boost!<br>Amy: You're a wonderful person, and people say nice things about you!|cite=''Sonic the Hedgehog 30th Anniversary Special'' one-shot comic|col=blue}}
|134={{cquote|Sora, it's Sephiroth!|cite=Donald Duck, ''Kingdom Hearts II''|col=blue}}
|135={{cquote|That was undeniable proof that we totally owned you lamers.|cite=Seifer, ''Kingdom Hearts II''|col=blue}}}} {{#if:{{{1|}}}|''{{{1}}}''}}
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| February 14 = {{#switch:{{#expr:{{#time:U}} mod 2}}|0={{cquote|Happy Valentine's Day!|cite=Aidan Drury|col=#ff00b2}}|1={{cquote|Happy Valentine's Day!|cite=Aidan Drury|col=red}}}} {{#if:{{{1|}}}|''{{{1}}}''}}
| February 14 = {{#switch:{{#expr:{{#time:U}} mod 2}}|0={{cquote|Happy Valentine's Day!|cite=Aidan Drury|col=#ff00b2}}|1={{cquote|Happy Valentine's Day!|cite=Aidan Drury|col=red}}}} {{#if:{{{1|}}}|''{{{1}}}''}}

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