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|131={{cquote|After many tireless hours of measuring their weight, shape, texture, color, density, buoyancy, impact resistance, taste, stackability, uniformality, packability, sturdiness, temperature, bounciness, and texture, the inspector can safely conclude that yep, these are some bricks, alright.|cite=[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohtZqIM0hHk How It's Actually Made - Bricks]|col=#a85430}} | |131={{cquote|After many tireless hours of measuring their weight, shape, texture, color, density, buoyancy, impact resistance, taste, stackability, uniformality, packability, sturdiness, temperature, bounciness, and texture, the inspector can safely conclude that yep, these are some bricks, alright.|cite=[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohtZqIM0hHk How It's Actually Made - Bricks]|col=#a85430}} | ||
|132={{cquote|Our top story, a monkey was arrested today when he started throwing lit feces at zoo employees. Three of the zoo employees were rushed to the hospital with turd debris burns.|cite=Colin Mochrie, ''Whose Line Is It Anyway?''|col=red}} | |132={{cquote|Our top story, a monkey was arrested today when he started throwing lit feces at zoo employees. Three of the zoo employees were rushed to the hospital with turd debris burns.|cite=Colin Mochrie, ''Whose Line Is It Anyway?''|col=red}} | ||
|133={{cquote|Sonic: Amy! I need a boost!<br>Amy: You're a wonderful person, and people say nice things about you!|cite=''Sonic the Hedgehog 30th Anniversary'' one-shot comic|col=blue}}}} {{#if:{{{1|}}}|''{{{1}}}''}} | |133={{cquote|Sonic: Amy! I need a boost!<br>Amy: You're a wonderful person, and people say nice things about you!|cite=''Sonic the Hedgehog 30th Anniversary Special'' one-shot comic|col=blue}}}} {{#if:{{{1|}}}|''{{{1}}}''}} | ||
| January 1 = {{#switch:{{#expr:{{#time:U}} mod 2}}|0={{cquote|Happy New Year!|cite=Aidan Drury|col=red}}|1={{cquote|Happy New Year!|cite=Aidan Drury|col=blue}}}} {{#if:{{{1|}}}|''{{{1}}}''}} | | January 1 = {{#switch:{{#expr:{{#time:U}} mod 2}}|0={{cquote|Happy New Year!|cite=Aidan Drury|col=red}}|1={{cquote|Happy New Year!|cite=Aidan Drury|col=blue}}}} {{#if:{{{1|}}}|''{{{1}}}''}} | ||
| February 14 = {{#switch:{{#expr:{{#time:U}} mod 2}}|0={{cquote|Happy Valentine's Day!|cite=Aidan Drury|col=#ff00b2}}|1={{cquote|Happy Valentine's Day!|cite=Aidan Drury|col=red}}}} {{#if:{{{1|}}}|''{{{1}}}''}} | | February 14 = {{#switch:{{#expr:{{#time:U}} mod 2}}|0={{cquote|Happy Valentine's Day!|cite=Aidan Drury|col=#ff00b2}}|1={{cquote|Happy Valentine's Day!|cite=Aidan Drury|col=red}}}} {{#if:{{{1|}}}|''{{{1}}}''}} | ||
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| “ | Mikisugi: Mrs. Mankanshoku, would you care to snack on my Slim Jim? It's extra spicy. Mr. Mankanshoku: If she's not gonna have it, I will. |
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