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<div class=usermessage> You have [[Special:MyTalk|no new messages at all, probably]], but this notice is still up here!</div>
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<center><big>'''Random Quote:'''</big></center>
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<option>{{cquote|You WOULD be the kind of person that wastes all his time on game wikis.|quotecite=My best friend|quotesource=on me}}</option>
<option>{{cquote|I try to be... I usually fail though.|quotecite=Me|quotesource=on awesomeness}}</option>
<option>{{cquote|I hate people who quote themselves.|quotecite=Air Conditioner|}}</option>
<option>{{cquote|The quote you see here is randomly chosen every visit.|quotecite=Some guy who likes to explain stuff}}</option>
<option>{{cquote|<nowiki>:|</nowiki>|quotecite=[[User:Captain Falcon|Captain_Falcon]]|quotesource=on {{S|SW|IRC}}}}</option>
<option>{{cquote|Wanna Mario some Kart?|quotecite=[[User:Shaun's Wiji Dodo|Shwido]]}}</option>
<option>{{cquote|...|quotecite=Red}}</option>
<option>{{cquote|I must warn you, my singing is in violation of the 8th Amendment of the US Constitution.|quotecite=Air Conditioner|quotesource=in Episode 2 of my Let's Play}}</option>
<option>{{cquote|I propose that anyone who parks their car across two spaces will be shot without trial.|quotecite=Dave Barry}}</option>
<option>{{cquote|Show me your moves!|quotecite=The REAL [[Captain Falcon]], not [[User:Captain Falcon|that user]]}}</option>
<option>{{cquote|Meow, I'm a cat!|quotecite=ChanServ|quotesource=when asked certain questions}}</option>
<option>{{cquote|...And then he went on a kicking rampage until [[User:ReiDemon|RD]] stopped him.|quotecite={{S|User|PSIWolf}}|quotesource=on [[User:Megatron1|Mega]]}}</option>
<option>{{cquote|With a yo-ho-ho, it's TaleOfTheToaster!|quotecite={{S|User|ToastUltimatum}}}}</option>
<option>{{cquote|...I hate you all.|quotecite={{S|User|ReiDemon}}|quotesource=on most of the users of #sw}}</option>
<option>{{cquote|That was a joke. HA HA. FAT CHANCE.|quotecite=GLaDOS|quotesource=''Portal''}}</option>
<option>{{cquote|...Oh, wait, you're serious. Let me laugh even harder.|quotecite=Bender|quotesource=''Futurama''}}</option>
<option>{{cquote|I'm glad to see everyone is liking my video. (That red bar is the like bar, right?)|quotecite={{S|User|Bandit}}|quotesource=[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ljcx9rlOaMo on his crappy video]}}</option>
<option>{{cquote|Did you know that if you stare at the sun just as it sets, you can see a green flash? <small>And feel a sharp blow to the head, and hear the faint hum of me driving away in your new Tesla Roadster?</small>|quotecite=Black Hat Guy|quotesource=[http://xkcd.com/766/ XKCD]}}</option>
<option>{{cquote|If I hated you, you would know.|quotecite={{S|User|Toomai}}}}</option>
<option>{{cquote|It is the theme of all themes.|quotecite={{S|User|PSIWolf}}|quotesource=on ''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qezniWLWxEA Pollyanna (I Believe In You)]''}}</option>
<option>{{cquote|Tom Cruise is Tom Cruise crazy / Just be glad it's him, not you / If you had Tom Cruise's problems / You might be Tom Cruise crazy, too / You'd flash your big white smile / You'd buy expensive shoes / But you'd be the only man on Earth / Who couldn't enjoy Tom Cruise!|quotecite=Jonathan Coulton|quotesource=''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9J9KRZ0PnAs Tom Cruise Crazy]''}}</option>
<option>{{cquote|Oh, I'm burnin' through the sky, yeah! 200 degrees, that's why they call me Mr. Fahrenheit!|quotecite=Freddie Mercury|quotesource=''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgzGwKwLmgM Don't Stop Me Now]''}}</option>
<option>{{cquote|No time for losers, 'cause we are the champions!|quotecite=Freddie Mercury|quotesource=''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04854XqcfCY We Are The Champions]''}}</option>
<option>{{cquote|Dansa med oss / Klappa era händer / Gör som vi gör / Ta några steg åt vänster / Lyssna och lär / Missa inte chansen / Nu är vi här med Caramelldansen!|quotecite=Caramell|quotesource=''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvq9r6R6QAY Caramelldansen]''}}</option>
<option>{{cquote|Because Bandit wants it, it's not gonna happen.|quotecite={{S|User|ToastUltimatum}}}}</option>
<option>{{cquote|I will wait for you here. It's what princesses have always done. From what I understand, it's kind of a family tradition.|quotecite=Zelda|quotesource=''The Legend of Zelda: Spirit Tracks''}}</option>
<option>{{cquote|Damn you and your straightness.|quotecite=Shwido|quotesource=on me}}</option>
<option>{{cquote|Sometimse I cnat' splel.|quotecite={{S|User|DarkFox01}}}}</option>
<option>{{cquote|So long, jerkwads!|quotecite=Turanga Leela|quotesource=''Futurama''}}</option>
<option>{{cquote|your m0m|quotecite=[[User:Captain_Falcon|Captain_Falcon]]}}</option>
<option>{{cquote|[[User:Shaun's Wiji Dodo|Shwido]], you like dubstep. Your musical opinion is invalid.|quotecite={{S|User|ReiDemon}}}}</option>
<option>{{cquote|They sell things for apartments smaller than mine / As if there were apartments smaller than mine.|quotecite=Jonathan Coulton|quotesource=''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUPu_ipbVB0 Ikea]''}}</option>
<option>{{cquote|You can't help but worry it's all just begun...|quotecite=Sum 41|quotesource=''Makes No Difference''}}</option>
<option>{{cquote|Just take a point called Z in the complex plane / Let Z1 be Z squared plus C / And Z2 is Z1 squared plus C / And Z3 is Z2 squared plus C / And so on, if the series of Zs should always stay / Close to Z and never trend away / That point is in the Mandelbrot Set!|quotecite=Jonathan Coulton|quotesource=''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIlwFpz9s_I Mandelbrot Set]''}}</option>
<option>{{cquote|Come on, change the world in a tiny way!|quotecite=Jonathan Coulton|quotesource=''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIlwFpz9s_I Mandelbrot Set]''}}</option>
<option>{{cquote|A splendid time is guaranteed for all!|quotecite=The Beatles|quotesource=''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vCiG7xoEb2Y Being for the Benefit of Mr. Kite!]''}}</option>
<option>{{cquote|You are a museum-grade idiot.|quotecite=[[User:Blue Ninjakoopa|BNK]]|quotesource=on some guy named AirC'''u'''n. I don't know who he is.}}</option>
<option>{{cquote|Goodbye, my only friend... Oh, did you think I meant you?|quotecite=GLaDOS|quotesource=Portal 2}}</option>
<option>{{cquote|You don't have to come and confess. We're looking for you.|quotecite=Antoine Dodson}}</option>
<option weight=.1>{{cquote|I like perverts. They're fun.|quotecite=Shaun's Wiji Dodo}}</option>
<option>{{cquote|Uh, you have duplicates in your quote section again.|quotecite={{S|User|PSIWolf}}|quotesource=on this quote section}}</option>
<option>{{cquote|Okay, cut the sarcasm, me.|quotecite={{S|User|ToastUltimatum}}}}</option>
<option weight=.1>{{cquote|I take comfort knowing Rod died doing what he loved: an underage girl.|quotecite=Demetri Martin}}</option>
<option>{{cquote|I like you less than before.|quotecite={{S|User|ToastUltimatum}}}}</option>
<option>{{cquote|Don't mess with Asians.|quotecite={{S|User|Dots}}}}</option>
<option>{{cquote|What gives? I have only two quotes on here! Oh, wait, never mind.|quotecite={{S|User|PSIWolf}}}}</option>
<option>{{cquote|[[User:Shaun's Wiji Dodo|Shwido]] has no wrath. Shwido loves everyone.|quotecite=Shwido}}</option>
<option>{{cquote|You saw nothing!|quotecite={{S|User|Miles of SmashWiki}}}}</option>
<option>{{cquote|Homicidal tendencies sold separately.|quotecite=Air Conditioner|quotesource=in his signature}}</option>
<option>{{cquote|That's too mainstream.|quotecite={{S|User|Megatron1}}}}</option>
<option>{{cquote|WHOA THERE! You've had way too much. I'm afraid I can't let you drive home.|quotecite={{S|User|ToastUltimatum}}|quotesource=[[User:ToastUltimatum/SmashWiki:Random Word Service|after someone had one too many random words]]}}</option>
<option>{{cquote|It is I who added the nuts to that statue!|quotecite=Fawful|quotesource=''Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story''}}</option>
<option>{{cquote|Nixon was a sweating filthy liar / Ford got Nixon pardoned for his crimes / Carter lusted in his heart for peanuts / Reagan won the Cold War and lost his mind.|quotecite=[http://www.jonathancoulton.com Jonathan Coulton]|quotesource=''The Presidents''}}</option>
<option>{{cquote|It's just the most Mary Sue thing I've ever seen in a Pokémon... thing.|quotecite=RDemon|quotesource=on Drakon64's choice for [[User:DarkFox01/Pokémon SmashWiki Version|this]].}}</option>
<option>{{cquote|Isn't that that Bakugan thing?|quotecite={{S|User|Drakon64}}|quotesource=on Lavender Town}}</option>
<option>{{cquote|I'll ace any trivia quiz you bring on.|quotecite=Weird Al Yankovic|quotesource=''White & Nerdy''}}</option>
<option>{{cquote|I'm busy. And nobody else knows. So silence.|quotecite={{S|User|ToastUltimatum}}}}</option>
<option>{{cquote|It is not welcomed at Starbucks, where it drops Lawsuits often.|quotecite=<nowiki>Starmen.net</nowiki>|quotesource=on EarthBound's Scalding Coffee Cup}}</option>
<option>{{cquote|Mssrs. K. and H. assure the public / Their production will be second to none!|quotecite=The Beatles|quotesource=''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vCiG7xoEb2Y Being for the Benefit of Mr. Kite!]''}}</option>
<option>{{cquote|I just messed up. Badly.|quotecite=A girl in my class}}<br>{{cquote|That's my line!|quotecite=Me}}</option>
<option>{{cquote|[[SW:NOT#SmashWiki is not a personal profile|SW:NOT]], DAMMIT!|quotecite=Air Conditioner's attitude toward users who do nothing but edit userspace}}</option>
<option>{{cquote|The good news is I found this Drago Fang. It'd make a nice weapon. The bad news is that we found it stabbed through your wife's heart.|quotecite=Bronson|quotesource=''Mother 3''}}</option>
<option>{{cquote|Welcome to the World of Mother 3!|quotecite=''Mother 3''<nowiki>'</nowiki>s intro}}</option>
<option>{{cquote|Watch me save the day!|quotecite=Crush 40|quotesource=''Sonic Heroes''}}</option>
<option>{{cquote|...The contents of this book were almost physically painful for you to read.|quotecite=''Persona 4''|quotesource=on ''Twilight''}}</option>
<option>{{cquote|Objection!|quotecite=Phoenix Wright|quotesource=''Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney''}}</option>
<option>{{cquote|Agents are go!|quotecite=Commander Kahn|quotesource=''Elite Beat Agents''}}</option>
<option>{{cquote|At this rate, we're doomed!|quotecite=Cap White|quotesource=''Elite Beat Agents''}}</option>
<option>{{cquote|You bet, kid!|quotecite=Hulk Bryman|quotesource=''Elite Beat Agents''}}</option>
<option>{{cquote|I-WILL-DESTROY-YOU-ALL!|quotecite=The Rhombulans' commander|quotesource=''Elite Beat Agents''}}</option>
<option>{{cquote|Hey, look, a distraction.|quotecite=Air Conditioner}}</option>
<option>{{cquote|There's no need to be unhappy!|quotecite=The Village People|quotesource=''YMCA''}}</option>
<option>{{cquote|I am he and you are he as you are me and we are all together.|quotecite=The Beatles|quotesource=''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RG73Pk1yUj8 I Am The Walrus]''}}</option>
<option>{{cquote|Let the notability kerfuffle begin!|quotecite=Toomai}}</option>
<option>{{cquote|We represent Pizza Dinosaur! / We've got the most stores in the world! / Our crust is tough and our sauce is thin / But we're everywhere so you gotta give in! / Mona Pizza's got nothing on us / 'Cause we've got 6,000 stores plus! Pizza Dinosaur! Pizza Dinosaur!|quotecite=Pizza Dinosaur|quotesource=''Mona Pizza's Song''}}
<option>{{cquote|All we wanna do is eat your brains!|quotecite=Jonathan Coulton|quotesource=''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BjMiDZIY1bM Re: Your Brains]''}}
<option>{{cquote|Thunderbolt of lightning, very, very frightening, me!|quotecite=Freddie Mercury|quotesource=''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJ9rUzIMcZQ Bohemian Rhapsody]''}}</option>
<option>{{cquote|Oppa Gangnam style!|quotecite=PSY|quotesource=''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bZkp7q19f0 Gangnam Style]''}}</option>
<option>{{cquote|That cat's something I can't explain.|quotecite=Pink Floyd|quotesource=''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wbIMx2MYNXk Lucifer Sam]''}}</option>
<option>{{cquote|He's not <nowiki>[correct]</nowiki>, I hate everyone.|quotecite={{S|User|Omega Tyrant}}}}</option>
<option>{{cquote|I read the news today, oh boy!|quotecite=The Beatles|quotesource=''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-Q9D4dcYng A Day in the Life]''}}</option>
<option>{{cquote|오늘은 좀 더 내 키가 자랐지 어때 보다 더 멋져 보이잖니|quotecite=T.A.COPY|quotesource=''[http://www.sambakza.net/works_tsi/tsi_movie/tsi_step3.html 3차성징]''}}</option>
<option>{{cquote|Merry Christmas from Chiron Beta Prime / Where we're working in a mine / For our robot overlords. / Did I say overlords? I meant protectors.|quotecite=Jonathan Coulton|quotesource=''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i5M9UTlDb10 Chiron Beta Prime]''}}</option>
<option>{{cquote|I'm impressed, Alex. You always find a new, exciting way to seriously injure yourself.|quotecite=My cousin|quotesource=on me}}</option>
<option>{{cquote|Man, you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allan Poe.|quotecite=The Beatles|quotesource=''I Am The Walrus''}}<br>{{cquote|How horribly painful such a condition!|quotecite=Edgar Allan Poe|quotesource=''Marginalia''}}</option>
<option>{{cquote|I am a man of my word, and that word is <nowiki>'</nowiki>unreliable.<nowiki>'</nowiki>|quotecite=Demetri Martin}}</option>
<option>{{cquote|Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer came down upon her head! / Clang! Clang! Maxwell's silver hammer made sure that she was dead!|quotecite=The Beatles|quotesource=''Maxwell<nowiki>'</nowiki>s Silver Hammer''}}</option>
<option>{{cquote|''Viva la Vida'' is weird. It's a song about the French Revolution with a Spanish title by a British band.|quotecite=My friend}}</option>
<option>{{cquote|Advice after mistake is like medicine after dead man's funeral.|quotecite=Charlie Chan}}</option>
<option>{{cquote|<nowiki>[</nowiki>Dolphins are<nowiki>]</nowiki> intelligent and friendly on rye bread with some mayonnaise.|quotecite=Eric Cartman|quotesource=''South Park''}}</option>
<option>{{cquote|I will feel equality has arrived when we can elect to office women who are as incompetent as some of the men who are already there.|quotecite=Maureen Reagan}}</option>
<option>{{cquote|Sure, I've got one. It's a perfect 20<nowiki>/</nowiki>20.|quotecite=Duane Thomas|quotesource=on his IQ}}</option>
<option>{{cquote|If a guy is a good fastball hitter, does that mean I should throw him a bad fastball?|quotecite=Larry Anderson}}</option>
<option>{{cquote|<nowiki>[The]</nowiki> ideal client is the very wealthy man in very great trouble.|quotecite=John Sterling, attorney}}</option>
<option>{{cquote|I get paid for seeing that my clients have every break the law allows. I have knowingly defended a number of guilty men. But the guilty never escape unscathed. My fees are sufficient punishment for anyone.|quotecite=F. Lee Bailey, attorney}}</option>
<option>{{cquote|I'm so into you / But I'm way too smart for you / Even my henchmen think I'm crazy / I'm not surprised that you agree.|quotecite=Jonathan Coulton|quotesource=''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_ryNJVreiY Skullcrusher Mountain]''}}</option>
<option>{{cquote|Studies show that teen pregnancy drops off significantly after age 25.|quotecite=Senator Mary Anne Tebedo (R)}}</option>
<option>{{cquote|I don't know anyone here that's been killed by a handgun.|quotecite=Rep. Avery Alexander (R)}}</option>
<option>{{cquote|I want that <nowiki>$50</nowiki> you owe me and I want it now!|quotecite=The last words of Carl "Alfalfa" Switzer}}</option>
<option>{{cquote|I have orders to be awakened at any time in the case of a national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting.|quotecite=Ronald Reagan}}</option>
<option>{{cquote|The present system may be flawed, but that's not to say that we in Congress can't make it worse.|quotecite=Rep. E. Clay Shaw, Jr. (R)}}</option>
<option>{{cquote|It's no exaggeration to say that the undecideds could go one way or another.|quotecite=George H.W. Bush}}</option>
<option>{{cquote|It's called an eraser.|quotecite=Arnold Palmer|quotesource=on how to improve your score in golf}}</option>
<option>{{cquote|If he was on fire, he couldn't act as if he were burning.|quotecite=Shaquille O<nowiki>'</nowiki>Neal|quotesource=on Dennis Rodman}}</option>
<option>{{cquote|We, as Republicans, need to start rowing with one oar.|quotecite=Rep. John Kasich (R)}}</option>
<option>{{cquote|And over here we have the labyrinth guards. One always lies, one always tells the truth, and one stabs people who ask tricky questions.|quotecite=Black Hat Guy|quotesource=[http://xkcd.com/246/ XKCD]}}</option>
<option>{{cquote|When your wiki won't let users edit pages until email confirmation, and your automated email service doesn't work, you have a problem.|quotecite=Air Conditioner|quotesource=on Bulbapedia}}</option>
<option>{{cquote|Need me to do something? Gladly!... For twenty dollars.|quotecite=Air Conditioner}}</option>
<option>{{cquote|Je suis Rick Springfield / Ici dans le bar / Je suis un chic type / Qui joue la guitare / Je suis celui qui suis aux États-unis / Un superstar.|quotecite=Jonathan Coulton|quotesource=''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_dG5ceJPics Je Suis Rick Springfield]''}}</option>
<option>{{cquote|You want a quote here? Well, too bad! Oh, wait... shit.|quotecite=Air Conditioner}}</option>
<option>{{cquote|I have nothing to fear now. See you all in hell.|quotecite=Jonathan Coulton|quotesource=''See You All In Hell''}}</option>
<option>{{cquote|Oh, great, now we've lost the submarine. (He did fix the motor, though.)|quotecite=Two of the Beatles|quotesource=''Yellow Submarine''}}</option>
<option>{{cquote|It's a cyclops! (Can't be, he's only got two eyes.) (Must be a bicyclops then.) (It's a whole bicyclopedia.)|quotecite=The Beatles|quotesource=''Yellow Submarine''}}</option>
<option>{{cquote|I am the man who arranges the blocks that descend upon me from up above / They come down and I spin them around / 'Til they fit in the ground like hand in glove / Sometimes it seems that to move blocks is fine / And the lines will be formed as they fall / Then I see that I have misjudged it! / I should not have nudged it after all! / Can I have a long one, please? / Why must these infernal blocks tease?|quotecite=Pig With the Face of a Boy|quotesource=''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWTFG3J1CP8 A Complete History of the Soviet Union as Told by a Humble Worker, Arranged to the Melody of Tetris]''}}</option>
<option>{{cquote|Hi there! I'm outside walking in a hurricane because I'm completely insane.|quotecite=Air Conditioner|quotesource=taking a walk during Hurricane Sandy}}</option>
<option>{{cquote|If you need me / I'll be downstairs / With the Shop-Vac / You can call / But I probably won't hear you / Because it's loud with the Shop-Vac on.|quotecite=Jonathan Coulton|quotesource=''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y4sOfO8Ei1g Shop Vac]''}}</option>
<option>{{cquote|Dance! Soterios Johnson, dance! / It's a cold world nobody understands / The feeling you can't keep inside / Go! Soterios Johnson, go! / All the club kids are watching your glowstick glow / With the light of a truth you can't hide / That the news is the news but the dance goes on forever!|quotecite=Jonathan Coulton|quotesource=''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZ4Oycujt7k Dance, Soterios Johnson, Dance]''}}</option>
<option>{{cquote|Now you go SQUISH!|quotecite=Mrs. Thwomp|quotesource=''Mario and Luigi: Partners in Time''}}</option>
<option>{{cquote|Come on and take it easy!|quotecite=The Beatles|quotesource=''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ZiLKg3w4YE Everybody's Got Something to Hide Except for Me and My Monkey]''}}</option>
<option>{{cquote|But wouldn't you call that slightly life-destructive?|quotecite=John Lennon}}</option>
<option>{{cquote|Tomorrow never knows.|quotecite=Ringo Starr}}</option>
<option>{{cquote|Put down your chainsaw and listen to me / It's time for us to join in the fight / It's time to let your babies grow up to be cowboys / It's time to let the bedbugs bite!|quotecite="Weird Al" Yankovic|quotesource=''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMhwddNQSWQ Dare to be Stupid]}}</option>
<option>{{cquote|I'm a man of the land, I'm into discipline / Got a Bible in my hand and a beard on my chin / But if I finish all of my chores, and you finish thine / Then tonight we're going to party like it's 1699.|quotecite="Weird Al" Yankovic|quotesource=''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lOfZLb33uCg Amish Paradise]''}}</option>
<option>{{cquote|When in doubt, C4.|quotecite=Jamie Hyneman}}</option>
<option>{{cquote|I am indeed James friggin' Cameron.|quotecite=James Cameron}}</option>
<option>{{cquote|How else can I help Jonathan Coulton accomplish his goal of complete world domination?|quotecite=Jonathan Coulton's FAQ page}}</option>
<option>{{cquote|Pay close attention, 'cause here's exactly what's going to happen. At the top of this cone are ten bottles of cola. At a prescribed moment, Jamie will yank on this string, releasing a Mento into each of those ten bottles, which will then spray cola down into this funnel, down into this tube, up to this pair of wires, which will make an electrical contact, which will release this motor... [deep breath] ...sending this bowling ball spinning, spinning, spinning, spinning, spinning, spinning, spinning, spinning, spinning, spinning down. It'll stop, but the bowling ball will keep on spinning, release itself from the screw, fall down, hit all ten Santa bowling pins, which will yank on the string, send the skiers down. The skiers going down will yank on this magnet, which will release this soda bottle, sending the party favor going bup-bup-bup-bup-bup, going like this, boop, releasing this Mento, tick-a-tick-a-tick-a-tick-a, all the way down into the basket, releasing this Mento, tick-a-tick-a-tick-a-tick-a, all the way down into this basket. This ball will go down here, toonk, toonk, doonk, release the train, whoo-hoo, all the way around, all the way around into the present - boom! The present closes, releases a Mento into this bottle of soda, sending this robot, pushing the candle under the string, the candle will burn through the string, the string will release the hammer, hammer will... [smacks hands together] ...hit the stove. The stove, which has a roast in it, will release its roast onto this seesaw, onto the dinosaur platform, jiggling this thing, releasing the, uh, two little doodads here, which will send this seesaw going this way, releasing the ball into this robot, turning him on. This robot will find his way eventually to this hand, which will - boom! - turn this switch on, sending the Jacob's ladder... [makes electrical noises] ...like Frankenstein's monster. That will set off this fuse... [makes sizzling noises] ...boom! Setting the cannon off, the cannon will release the pirate's hat, the pirate's hat will turn on the monkeys. The monkeys will go down the ramp... [out of breath] ...releasing the nut from this nutcracker's mouth - which I just did - releasing another Mento into this bottle of soda, sending this thing spinning, pulling a string out which lets this foot kick the broken crutch here, sending Buster crashing into the ground. And that's what's gonna happen.|quotecite=Adam Savage}}<br>{{cquote|Happen or not, you've just witnessed the longest piece to camera in ''MythBusters'' history.|quotecite=Rob Lee|quotesource=the narrator for ''MythBusters''}}</option>
<option>{{cquote|You know, it tastes uncannily like cardboard.|quotecite=Adam Savage|quotesource=tasting liquefied cardboard}}</option>
<option>{{cquote|I wish I could hate you to death!|quotecite=John Gabriel|quotesource=''Penny Arcade''}}</option>
<option>{{cquote|I wouldn't call this a computer. Nope, this is more of a "Rabid Wolverine."|quotecite=Tycho Brahe|quotesource=Penny Arcade}}</option>
<option>{{cquote|The bigotry of the nonbeliever is for me nearly as funny as the bigotry of the believer.|quotecite=Albert Einstein}}</option>
<option>{{cquote|I am alive and well and unconcerned about the rumors of my death. But if I were dead, I would be the last to know.|quotecite=Paul McCartney}}</option>
<option>{{cquote|Rap music is just computerised crap. I listen to ''Top of the Pops'' and after three songs I feel like killing someone.|quotecite=George Harrison}}</option>
<option>{{cquote|I am a big Beatles fan. And, you know, unbeknownst to anyone, I used to be one.|quotecite=Ringo Starr}}</option>
<option>{{cquote|Avant-garde? More like {{rollover|avant-garde a clue.|<nowiki>It's similar to "haven't got a clue," you tard. ...Okay, I stole that from Toast.</nowiki>|y}}|quotecite=George Harrison}}</option>
<option>{{cquote|We must always remember to thank the CIA and the Army for LSD, by the way.|quotecite=John Lennon}}</option>
<option>{{cquote|Air Conditioner|quotecite=There seems to be an error in formatting}}</option>
<option>{{cquote|What a fucking great band we were.|quotecite=Paul McCartney}}</option>
<option>{{cquote|What did you [elbow me in the stomach] for?!|quotecite=Air Conditioner}}<br>{{cquote|For existing!|quotecite=Air Conditioner's IRL friend}}<br>{{cquote|Everyone does that! <small>I think she might have an overreacting problem.</small>|quotecite=Air Conditioner}}</option>
<option>{{cquote|I have one Rage Against the Machine song on my iPod. Now tell me something embarrassing about yourself.|quotecite=Air Conditioner}}</option>
<option>{{cquote|*STAB* *STAB* *SCREAM* *STAB* *BOOM* *SNARL* *'''''BOOM'''''*|quotecite=Sound effects|quotesource=last heard from the house of the last person that pissed AirCon off}}</option>
<option>{{cquote|If I said television was bigger than Jesus I probably would have gotten away with it.|quotecite=John Lennon}}</option>
<option>{{cquote|You know, we in hip-hop, we cheered when 9/11 happened.|quotecite=Rapper KRS-One|quotesource=proving AirCon's point about why the hip-hop culture sucks}}<br>{{cquote|I am speaking for the [hip-hop] culture now; I am not speaking my personal opinion.|quotecite=KRS-One|quotesource=defeating the obvious argument against the above quote}}</option>
<option>{{cquote|I am the greatest man that ever lived / I was born to give and give and give.|quotecite=Weezer|quotesource=''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Lp7o7f9Yak {{rollover|The Greatest Man That Ever Lived|The longest title that ever lived.|y}} (Variations On a Shaker Hymn)]''}}</option>
<option>{{cquote|You know, I have a great memory. I can remember anything I read.|quotecite=My English teacher}}<br>{{cquote|Which Radiohead album was released in 1997?|quotecite=Me}}<br>{{cquote|...Kid A?|quotecite=My English teacher}}</option>
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{{disambig2|your typical user|a page that links to your userpage|Special:MyPage|this mysterious, dangerous link of unknown}}
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| image        = GreatestPokemonEver.png
| mainssbb      = Ness
| 2ndmainssbb  = Kirby
| otherssbb    = Pikachu
| 2ndotherssbb  = Toon Link
| mainssbm      = Mewtwo
| alias        = CondenserCoil
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| realname      = Alex Fakelastname
| birthday      = 19
| birthmonth    = 6
| birthyear    = 1998
| location      = Taking you down, because I'm going to
| country      = United States
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'''Air Conditioner''' ({{ja|エアコン}} ''Eakon'') is a SmashWiki user, but everyone calls him AirCon. He mains Ness and Kirby in SSBB. His favorite game series are EarthBound, Mario, Pokémon, and Super Smash Bros. He is 14. He is available to brawl any day of the week that does not have the letter "y" in it. In addition, <span style="color:white">you can't read this without highlighting or looking at the wikicode! Mwahaha!</span> Since he has this long intro paragraph to write, he strongly suggests that you click {{rollover|[[Special:UserLogout|this link]]|Actually, don't. It'll log you out.|y}}, or maybe visit [[Special:Random/User|someone else's userpage]]. He claims that you should hide the Table of Contents as it messes up the formatting, but he doesn't feel like using <nowiki>__NOTOC__</nowiki>.
 
===Short version of above===
 
Things that describe me:
 
*Nintendo fan
*Beatlemaniac
*Rollbacker
*Music-obsessed
*Rap hater
*Liberal
*Wiki enthusiast
*Fluent in sarcasm
*Likes Jonathan Coulton
*Dangerously insane
*Doesn't know why he's even making this list
 
====Even shorter version of the above====
 
I enjoy music, the Internet and video games.
 
=====Even '''''shorter''''' version of the above=====
 
CAN YOU REALLY NOT READ ONE SINGLE SENTENCE? Screw you, you lazy idiot.
 
==Tier List==
 
Tested by fighting countless CPUs. Omega Tyrant said this kind of thing was inaccurate, but it's the best I've got.
 
{|class="wikitable" style="margin:1em auto 1em auto; text-align:center"
|-
!colspan="2"|[[Super Smash Bros. Brawl]]
|-
|[[Image:IntenseDifficulty.png|25px]]||[[Image:NessIcon(SSBB).png|40px|PK PWNAGE!]] [[Image:KirbyIcon(SSBB).png|40px|I "suck" with this guy.]]
|-
|[[Image:VeryHardDifficulty.png|25px]]||[[Image:WarioIcon(SSBB).png|40px|Waa wa wa!]] [[Image:PikachuIcon(SSBB).png|40px|Cute.]] [[Image:ToonLinkIcon(SSBB).png|40px|Dat dair.]] [[Image:DiddyKongIcon(SSBB).png|40px|Didn't expect him to be so high on here.]] [[Image:SnakeIcon(SSBB).png|40px|Snake? Snake? SNAAAAKE!]] [[Image:LucasIcon(SSBB).png|40px|Too much startup lag on the up-smash.]] [[Image:IkeIcon(SSBB).png|40px|AETHER!]] [[Image:YoshiIcon(SSBB).png|40px|Nom.]] [[Image:PeachIcon(SSBB).png|40px|Surprisingly good. Don't put her off because of her appearance.]] [[Image:FoxIcon(SSBB).png|40px|Check your G-Diffuser system!]] [[Image:PitIcon(SSBB).png|40px|The fight is on!]] [[Image:FalcoIcon(SSBB).png|40px|FALCON PU-- Oh wait, wrong character.]] [[Image:LuigiIcon(SSBB).png|40px|Get out of that shadow!]] [[Image:ROBIcon(SSBB).png|40px|This model of R.O.B. shoots laser beams. Nintendo not responsible for injuries incurred.]] [[Image:IceClimbersIcon(SSBB).png|40px|Well, all you have to do is get rid of your friends and climb the iceberg!]] [[Image:OlimarIcon(SSBB).png|40px|Overrated.]] [[Image:KingDededeIcon(SSBB).png|40px|Hammer time!]]
|-
|[[Image:HardDifficulty.png|25px]]||[[Image:GanondorfIcon(SSBB).png|40px|You're too slow!.]] [[Image:LucarioIcon(SSBB).png|40px|Rhymes with Mario.]] [[Image:MrGame&WatchIcon(SSBB).png|40px|Can we hear the uncensored version of his voice?]] [[Image:CaptainFalconIcon(SSBB).png|40px|FALCON SPAM]] [[Image:SamusIcon(SSBB).png|40px|Bombs, missiles, etc.]] [[Image:PokemonTrainerIcon(SSBB).png|40px|Stamina!!!]] [[Image:DonkeyKongIcon(SSBB).png|40px|Nice tie.]] [[Image:MarthIcon(SSBB).png|40px|Minna, mietete kure!]] [[Image:SonicIcon(SSBB).png|40px|Says "You're too slow!" *selfdestructs*]] [[Image:ZeroSuitSamusIcon(SSBB).png|40px|Get back in your Power Suit.]] [[Image:ZeldaSheikIcon(SSBB).png|40px|Ninja queen, ninja queen, does whatever a ninja queen does.]] [[Image:WolfIcon(SSBB).png|40px|Star Fox could do it anyway.]] [[Image:LinkIcon(SSBB).png|40px|Hero of what is it now?]] [[Image:MetaKnightIcon(SSBB).png|40px|Knightception.]] [[Image:BowserIcon(SSBB).png|40px|Suicidal tendencies.]]
|-
|[[Image:NormalDifficulty.png|25px]]||[[Image:MarioIcon(SSBB).png|40px|If I use this character, it's a guaranteed win for you.]]
|-
|[[Image:EasyDifficulty.png|25px]]||[[Image:JigglypuffIcon(SSBB).png|40px|Didn't think there was a character worse than Mario. Until I met this one.]]
|}
 
==AC's Music Corner==
 
Each video below is an AMAZING piece of music! This one is unique, because YOU, the SmashWiki user, will get to add two videos to this! Rules for adding: <br>1. You cannot add something composed for a movie, video game, or TV show, unless in special cases, such as the Beatles' ''Magical Mystery Tour''.<br>2. When you add your video, make sure to put "Added by (your username)" at the end.<br>3. It MUST be a single piece of music in your video. This means you too, RD.<br>If I hate it, or it does not follow the above rules, it will be deleted.<br>Also, there seems to be a problem with comments getting "disjointed" from the actual video, so if a comment appears that makes no sense given the video, pay no attention to it.
 
<choose>
<option><youtube>dQw4w9WgXcQ</youtube><br>AirCon's Comment: The game.</option>
<option><youtube>k5ykDJchVBs</youtube><br>AirCon's Comment: My favorite!</option>
<option><youtube>gyIN7wMvMxg</youtube><br>AirCon's Comment: According to John Hodgman, they actually aren't giants.</option>
<option><youtube>pJQyGbv0oZ8</youtube><br>AirCon's Comment: Much better than the book of the same name.</option>
<option><youtube>A6S_LV4Lvh0</youtube><br>AirCon's Comment: Conservative logic.</option>
<option><youtube>aMFngmgljTU</youtube><br>AirCon's Comment: I'm no SmashWiki deity...</option>
<option><youtube>_mSmOcmk7uQ</youtube><br>AirCon's Comment: Not the soda.</option>
<option><youtube>c2JSUXaY-tw</youtube><br>AirCon's Comment: Friend zone much?.</option>
<option><youtube>0Tg-k9OMKHc</youtube><br>AirCon's Comment: Now you know what the opening act is actually thinking when you go to a concert!</option>
<option><youtube>RG73Pk1yUj8</youtube><br>AirCon's Comment: My most favorite Beatles song.</option>
<option><youtube>if-UzXIQ5vw</youtube><br>AirCon's Comment: I've said too much.</option>
<option><youtube>zidiWe9yq88</youtube><br>AirCon's Comment: I FEEL FANTASTIC!</option>
<option><youtube>ZD5hz8EnyaE</youtube><br>AirCon's Comment: Happiness... is a warm gun... (Bang! Bang! Shoot! Shoot!) Oh, wait, wrong song.</option>
<option><youtube>SHhrZgojY1Q</youtube><br>AirCon's Comment: No, I certainly will not.</option>
<option><youtube>wbIMx2MYNXk</youtube><br>AirCon's Comment: That song's something I can't explain.</option>
<option><youtube>7YZb8s7Kxa4</youtube><br>AirCon's Comment: I am truly sorry for what my generation has done to music, so take this instead.</option>
<option><youtube>v4Wy7gRGgeA</youtube><br>AirCon's Comment: Jonathan Coulton is a friggin' musical GENIUS.</option>
<option><youtube>2_ryNJVreiY</youtube><br>AirCon's Comment: Jonathan Coulton is a friggin' musical GENIUS.</option>
<option><youtube>kQbMvmU1Elg</youtube><br>AirCon's Comment: Yes, this is a full album. But it's the best album you'll ever hear.</option>
<option><youtube>dWlLPJG9Cvg</youtube><br>AirCon's Comment: My most favorite Beatles song. It ties with ''I Am The Walrus''. Goo goo g'joob.</option>
<option><youtube>gX2eEICejB0</youtube><br>AirCon's Comment: Jonathan Coulton is a friggin' musical GENIUS.</option>
<option><youtube>Qw4j8-NxS2U</youtube><br>AirCon's Comment: One of George Harrison's best, and it's after the Beatles.</option>
<option><youtube>WLiuMkGCOC4</youtube><br>AirCon's Comment: Someone should mash this up with "When I'm Sixty-Four." Oh, wait...</option>
<option><youtube>Ft7-xEiwvJw</youtube><br>AirCon's Comment: Do you hate Yoko Ono? Then get out.</option>
<option><youtube>9bZkp7q19f0</youtube><br>AirCon's Comment: One of the only good songs of 2012.</option>
<option><youtube>_dG5ceJPics</youtube><br>AirCon's Comment: Jonathan Coulton is a friggin' musical GENIUS.</option>
<option><youtube>HgzGwKwLmgM</youtube><br>AirCon's Comment: One of Queen's best.</option>
<option><youtube>QWuXmfgXVxY</youtube><br>AirCon's Comment: Listening to this song may cause bloody rampages.</option>
<option><youtube>zGM8PT1eAvY</youtube><br>AirCon's Comment: Weird Al is the best.</option>
<option><youtube>UqbPTMZ1RMM</youtube><br>AirCon's Comment: Chiptune + Punk-rock = Awesomeness.</option>
<option><youtube>_5pOmb7QbUM</youtube><br>AirCon's Comment: Take that, Reagan!</option>
<option><youtube>CD-E-LDc384</youtube><br>AirCon's Comment: *shiver*</option>
<option><youtube>09dQmeB_NgU</youtube><br>AirCon's Comment: Are we there yet?</option>
<option><youtube>4ukiPKa_UU4</youtube><br>AirCon's Comment: We can work it out, let's put it back together!</option>
<option><youtube>dsRuurcTTSk</youtube><br>AirCon's Comment: Actually, they definitely aren't giants.</option>
<option><youtube>PQHPYelqr0E</youtube><br>AirCon's Comment: I don't give a hoot about what you think about this song.</option>
<option><youtube>1l-oMemGEZE</youtube><br>Added by {{S|User|JamesHeart123}}</option>
</choose>
 
===The VGM Corner===
 
A separate music corner just for VGM.
 
<choose>
<option><youtube>rdTKfrzvFI4</youtube><br>AirCon's Comment: 0² is still 0.</option>
<option><youtube>vSZ_eRAeapo</youtube><br>AirCon's Comment: It's Super Mario Land! In new eye-popping <big>'''3D!'''</big></option>
<option><youtube>D0-TRGMg9R8</youtube><br>AirCon's Comment: Game is meh. Composition is epic.</option>
<option><youtube>PXkgn3QUA2w</youtube><br>AirCon's Comment: One of the world's best video game songs.</option>
<option><youtube>0RwYZrI8Bzg</youtube><br>AirCon's Comment: DK!</option>
<option><youtube>Ahb4JPpxpX0</youtube><br>AirCon's Comment: Great MOTHER music. 'Nuff said.</option>
<option><youtube>lHEhkeRlldQ</youtube><br>AirCon's Comment: Badass MOTHER music. 'Nuff said.</option>
<option><youtube>FBLp-3Rw_u0</youtube><br>AirCon's Comment: MOST EPIC FINAL BOSS THEME EVER</option>
<option><youtube>Oaf2gUhy74o</youtube><br>AirCon's Comment: Step 1: Play this. Step 2: Feel like a hick.</option>
<option><youtube>T9kM9N4CYX4</youtube><br>AirCon's Comment: This is what makes Phoenix Wright so damn awesome: the music.</option>
<option><youtube>Kac5tZI7wrc</youtube><br>AirCon's Comment: Toast has forced me to put this in here.</option>
<option><youtube>LZaqTpbTbkM</youtube><br>AirCon's Comment: Toast has forced me to put this in here.</option>
<option><youtube>VEIWhy-urqM</youtube><br>AirCon's Comment: Galaxy's most famous track.</option>
<option><youtube>StaixlMBESw</youtube><br>Lang Zi Says: This is why Ace Attorney continues to impress.</option>
<option><youtube>dVVZaZ8yO6o</youtube><br>AirCon's Comment: You want a good song? Take it!</option>
<option><youtube>JkSeSjwppw4</youtube><br>AirCon's Comment: Game is meh. Composition is epic.</option>
<option><youtube>yNyt7Sv-7b0</youtube><br>AirCon's Comment: Awesome MOTHER music. 'Nuff said.</option>
<option><youtube>zLsPZ2breaE</youtube><br>AirCon's Comment: This also inspired Black and White's Elite Four theme.</option>
<option><youtube>gQl4TRN9WqU</youtube><br>AirCon's Comment: Rainbow Road. That is all I have to say.</option>
<option><youtube>mh0Ba9-qo1A</youtube><br>AirCon's Comment: If you're reading these comments, you have way too much time on your hands. Said the guy who wrote these comments.</option>
<option><youtube>nZ7WsQrRWtg</youtube><br>AirCon's Comment: Bad. Ass.</option>
<option><youtube>WWtpAzbEnc8</youtube><br>AirCon's Comment: jesus christ the guy from deep purple sang this</option>
<option><youtube>zqFtW92WUaI</youtube><br>Added by {{S|User|DarkFox01}}</option>
<option><youtube>NKZKzINMSGk</youtube><br>Added by {{S|User|DarkFox01}}</option>
<option><youtube>UWB8J6YxVXQ</youtube><br>Added by {{S|User|JamesHeart123}}</option>
<option><youtube>qezniWLWxEA</youtube><br>Added by {{S|User|Dots}}. The '80s was such a good decade and this explains it all.</option>
</choose>
 
=={{rollover|See this|In case you haven't guessed already, this section is for my subpages.|y}}==
 
'''Bold''' pages mean anyone can add to it.
 
[[User:Air Conditioner/Rules of SmashWiki IRC|'''for the Rules of #sw.''']]
 
[[User:Air Conditioner/Alex's Music Subpage|'''for my thoughts on music of all kinds.''']]
 
[[User:Air Conditioner/Gallery of Hilarious Edits|'''for the best edits ever made by SmashWikidians. Okay, maybe not. Actually, it depends on your definition of a good edit''']]...
 
[[User:Air Conditioner/Map of the Land of SmashWiki|for what would happen if everyone on SW ran a state...]]
 
[[User:Air Conditioner/Lists|for God knows what...]]
 
[[User:Air Conditioner/SmashWiki Quest: The SmashWiki RPG|for what users' stats would be if SmashWiki was an RPG.]]
 
[[User:Air Conditioner/Signature Repository|'''for an attempt to enhance the SmashWiki experience through signatures.''']]
 
[[User:Air Conditioner/Random Trivia Quiz|for trivia quizzes on various subjects. If you get all questions correct, please seek professional help.]]
 
[[User:Toomai/IRC Mafia/Best of Mafia|'''for something like Shwido's IRC conversations page, only for Mafia. (Maintained by Toomai but started by me.)''']]
 
[[User:Air Conditioner/The Playlist for Your Current Situation|'''for some music given what's happening right now.''']]
 
[[User:Air Conditioner/Experiments to Run|for some stuff I'm planning on doing at one point or another.]]
 
[[User:Air Conditioner/The Playlist for Your Current Situation/Every User's Theme Song! (Non-VGM)‎|'''for every user's theme song.''']]
 
[[User:Air Conditioner/Adminship?|for my thoughts on everyone's chances of becoming admin.]]
 
[[User:Air Conditioner/Alternative Signatures|for my signature gallery. I might even make one for you!]]
 
===Future Subpages===
 
[Empty]
 
==My signature==
<span style="font-family:AR DESTINE">[[User:Air Conditioner|<span style="color:#1EA6D4">Air</span>]] [[User talk:Air Conditioner|<span style="color:#18C4C1">Conditioner</span>]]</span> [[File:AC.png|19px]] (ToastUltimatum made the original and I modified it when I changed my username.)
 
Hate my sig? You're not looking at it correctly! Download the font [http://fontzone.net/font-download/AR+DESTINE/ here], because my signature looks crappy without it.
==Useful Info==
 
{{Special:WhosOnline}}
 
{{SA Box}}
 
 
{{SA Queue}}
 
==Userboxes, etc.==
 
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|a8text=This user makes too many userboxes.
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{{Userbox|red|white|border-color=red|[[Image:PokemonTrainerIcon(SSBB).png|50px]]|info-color=red|This user wishes Pokémon were real.}}
{{Userbox|black|black|border-color=black|[[Image:MrGame&WatchIcon(SSBB).png|50px]]|info-color=white|This user doesn't care about superdetailed graphics.}}
{{Userbox|white|blue|border-color=blue|[[Image:WolfIcon(SSBB).png|50px]]|info-color=white|This user can't let you do that, Star Fox!}}
{{Userbox|white|pink|border-color=pink|[[Image:JigglypuffIcon(SSBB).png|50px]]|info-color=black|This user can't sing.}}
{{Userbox|blue|green|border-color=blue|[[Image:NessIcon(SSBB).png|50px]]|info-color=white|This user lives and breathes EarthBound.}}
{{Userbox|yellow|white|border-color=blue|[[Image:PitIcon(SSBB).png|50px]]|info-color=black|This user is a theist.}}
{{Userbox|gray|white|border-color=brown|[[Image:LucasIcon(SSBB).png|50px]]|info-color=black|This user wishes Nintendo released Mother 3 in the US, just like pretty much everyone else.}}
{{Userbox|pink|white|border-color=red|[[Image:KirbyIcon(SSBB).png|50px]]|info-color=blue|This user wishes he could copy others' abilities.}}
{{Userbox|red|red|border-color=red|[[Image:MarioIcon(SSBB).png|50px]]|info-color=white|This user thinks Mario is great but sucks in Brawl.}}
{{Userbox|red|black|border-color=gray|[[Image:SnakeIcon(SSBB).png|50px]]|info-color=white|This user believes that {{rollover|violence is not the answer.|It's actually the question. The answer is yes.|y}}}}
{{Userbox|white|white|border-color=blue|[[Image:IceClimbersIcon(SSBB).png|50px]]|info-color=gray|This user prefers cold to heat.}}
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{{Userbox|gray|black|border-color=blue|[[Image:CharizardIcon(SSBB).png|50px]]|info-color=red|This user is a pyromaniac.}}
{{Userbox|black|yellow|border-color=yellow|[[Image:PikachuIcon(SSBB).png|50px]]|info-color=red|This user REALLY wishes Pokémon were real.}}
{{Userbox|gray|red|border-color=gray|[[Image:FoxIcon(SSBB).png|50px]]|info-color=white|This user checks his G-Diffuser systems.}}
{{Userbox|blue|blue|border-color=black|[[Image:LucarioIcon(SSBB).png|50px]]|info-color=white|This user makes predictions for SSB4 that won't happen in the 21st century.}}
{{Userbox|white|white|border-color=red|[[Image:MewtwoIcon(SSBM).png|50px]]|info-color=purple|This user thinks that this guy should've been in every Smash Bros. game.}}
{{Userbox|red|blue|border-color=blue|[[Image:FalcoIcon(SSBB).png|50px]]|info-color=gray|This user makes video game references in regular speech.}}
{{Userbox|yellow|green|border-color=green|[[Image:ToonLinkIcon(SSBB).png|50px]]|info-color=red|This user only has Zelda games with this guy in them.}}
{{Userbox|blue|blue|border-color=gold|[[Image:MarthIcon(SSBB).png|50px]]|info-color=gold|This user can't read Japanese.}}
{{Userbox|red|white|border-color=gray|[[Image:ROBIcon(SSBB).png|50px]]|info-color=black|This user likes cool robots.}}
{{Userbox|blue|silver|border-color=purple|[[Image:MetaKnightIcon(SSBB).png|50px]]|info-color=black|This user thinks Meta Knight is more ninja than Sheik.}}
{{Userbox|white|green|border-color=green|[[Image:LuigiIcon(SSBB).png|50px]]|info-color=red|This user is overshadowed by better users on the wiki.}}
{{Userbox|black|red|border-color=white|[[Image:CaptainFalconIcon(SSBB).png|50px]]|info-color=gold|This user punches people too often.}}
{{Userbox|white|gray|border-color=black|[[Image:SamusIcon(SSBB).png|50px]]|info-color=red|This user only played an M-rated game once in his life and hated it.}}
{{Userbox|red|yellow|border-color=green|[[Image:Mecha-Porky.png|50x50px]]|info-color=black|This user enjoys 8-bit music.}}
{{Userbox|darkmagenta|purple|border-color=violet|[[Image:Elite Beat Agents - Brawl Trophy.png|50x50px]]|info-color=lavender|This user is a highway star.}}
{{userbox|blue|orange|border-color=white|[[Image:KirbyIcon(SSBM).png|50px]]|info-color=black|˙uʍop ǝpısdn ǝq ʇɥbıɯ ɹǝsn sıɥ⊥}}
{{Userbox|gray|black|border-color=white|[[Image:MatchupUnknown.png|50px]]|info-color=silver|This user is having trouble thinking of new userboxes.}}
{{Userbox|red|red|border-color=yellow|[[Image:SmashAdminMop.png|50x50px]]|info-color=blue|This user has rollbackery but does not want adminship.}}
{{Userbox|navy|aqua|border-color=white|[[Image:SmashAdminMop.png|50x50px]]|info-color=red|<small>This user does suppose "Air Conditioner: SmashWiki Staff" would look nice on the NIWA forums, though.</small>}}
{{Userbox|green|forest green|border-color=blue|[[Image:SmashAdminMop.png|50x50px]]|info-color=red|However, this user still wouldn't make an RfA unless something huge happened.}}
{{Userbox|orange|yellow|border-color=pink|[[Image:InhaleSSB.png|100x50px]]|info-color=purple|...At this point, this user has rambled on and on about adminship for way too long.}}
{{Userbox|red|red|border-color=red|[[Image:BrawlSpaakBlack-1-.jpg|100x50px]]|info-color=white|This user really hates it when {{rollover|[[User:EpicRedHot|other people steal his userboxes]] and/or [[User:Smash Master|his jokes]]|Come on, at least give me credit! ...Although I may have pilfered a few myself. I forget.|y}}.}}
{{Userbox|yellow|blue|border-color=green|[[Image:Warning.png|50px]]|info-color=aqua|This user is trying to figure out how the hell to organize these userboxes.}}
{{Userbox|green|blue|border-color=red|[[Image:OlimarIcon(SSBB).png|50px]]|info-color=orange|{{rollover|This user is ''actually'' a genius.|This user has a genius-level IQ and scored a perfect 800 on the SAT while he was still in middle school.|y}}}}
{{Userbox|black|black|border-color=gray|[[Image:MasterHandBrawl.jpg|50px]]|info-color=silver|This user is paranoid. He may also have OCD. He's not quite sure.}}
{{Userbox|gray|gray|border-color=gray|[[Image:MushroomyBlock.png|50x50px]]|info-color=black|This user has bad memory.}}
{{Userbox|red|blue|border-color=yellow|[[Image:Unnotable.png|50px]]|info-color=green|This user... Wh-wh-where am I? What am I writing? WHO am I?}}
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{{Userbox|white|black|border-color=gray|[[Image:Notice.png|50px]]|info-color=white|{{rollover|When a userbox's text is so long that it messes up the formatting of this entire section, then...|...this user uses rollover text to get the job done!|y}}}}
{{Userbox|green|purple|border-color=black|[[Image:BulletPoints.png|50px]]|info-color=white|This user is one of the only people on Earth who still use proper spelling and grammar.}}
{{Userbox|white|white|border-color=white|[[Image:RandomHeadSSBB.png|50px]]|info-color=black|{{rollover|This user can be quite random at times.|Cheesecake, pencils, and Möbius strips.|y}}}}
{{Userbox|pink|yellow|border-color=aqua|[[Image:CrazyHand.jpg|50px]]|info-color=purple|{{rollover|This user's friends are starting to make him question his sanity.|Not that there was any to begin with.|y}}}}
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{{Userbox|white|gray|border-color=green|[[Image:Music.png|50px]]|info-color=black|This user is obsessed with music.}}
{{Userbox|black|forestgreen|border-color=sepia|[[Image:X mark.png|50px]]|info-color=white|This user has just gotten over his userbox addiction! Oh, wait... Aw, shit.}}
{{Userbox|white|gray|border-color=black|[[Image:Hammer.jpg|45px]]|info-color=blue|This user's weapon of choice is a hammer.}}
{{Userbox|aqua|yellow|border-color=black|[[Image:KirbySymbol.png|50px]]|info-color=blue|This user owns [irc://irc.gamesurge.net/starchat two IRC] [irc://irc.chatspike.net/starchat channels], both with the same name.}}
{{Userbox|gray|gray|border-color=white|[[Image:DS.jpg|50px]]|info-color=red|This user loves the DSi.}}
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{{Userbox|green|black|border-color=brown|[[Image:AC.png|50px]]|info-color=white|This user has made signatures for at least [[User:Brawls of fury|two]] [[User:MegiBeelzebub|users]].}}
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==Random Stuff==
 
===Current SmashWiki References In My Copy of Pokémon White Version 2===
 
Rival: [[User:Dots|Ethan]]
 
====Team====
 
AirCon, Samurott<br>
[[User:ToastUltimatum|Toast]], Magnezone<br>
[[User:Vincent Tran|Vincent]], Stoutland<br>
{{S|User|RoyboyX}}, Lucario<br>
[[User:Lucasthefourth|Lt4]], Sawsbuck<br>
[[User:JamesHeart123|JamesHeart]], Krokorok
 
=====Confined to the Box=====
 
{{S|User|Bandit}}, Foongus<br>
[[User:KirbytheAmazing|KtA]], Marill<br>
{{S|User|Toomai}}, Sigilyph<br>
[[User:HavocReaper48|Havoc]], Absol<br>
[[User:PSIWolf|Luna]], Lunatone (insert rant from Luna here about how he got a crappy Pokémon named after him, even though with a name like "Luna," he was practically asking for it)<br>
[[User:LightningBlue|Ltg. Blue]], Zebstrika<br>
[[User:Captain Falcon|Cp. Falcon]], Ducklett<br>
[[User:Miles of SmashWiki|Miles]], Minccino
 
There are some more but I forget them.
 
(Last Updated at 14:41, 30 March 2013 (EDT))
 
===My Video Game Collection===
 
Hover over some ratings for an explanation.
 
{|class="wikitable sortable" style="margin:1em auto 1em auto; text-align:center"
!Game!!Comments!!Rating
|-
|GENETOS||Seriously, a great indie game. [http://www.tatsuya-koyama.com/software/wg002_genetos_eng.html And did I mention it's completely free?]||{{rollover|90|Too short.|y}}
|-
|Super Mario World||A great game, but honestly, I never enjoyed 2D Mario that much. Probably because I sucked at it.||{{rollover|84|Controls were also a bit clunky, although that's probably the SNES's fault.|y}}
|-
|Pokémon Snap||My first Pokémon game ever. I loved it.||92
|-
|Pokémon Stadium||My second Pokémon game ever. I loved it.||89
|-
|Portal||AAAH IT MAKES ME DIZZY||88
|-
|Pokémon Sapphire and Emerald||Gave me my first bitter taste of reality when my Emerald got corrupted right after I beat the Elite Four.||90 (S), 95 (E)
|-
|Pokémon Pearl and Platinum||I've played it for a lot and got my whole team to Lv. 100.||93 (P), 98 (Pt)
|-
|The Legend of Zelda: Phantom Hourglass||My first Zelda game. Sorry I said Zelda sucks. This game convinced me otherwise.||95
|-
|Super Smash Bros. Brawl||I'm not going to write some sappy essay about an issue of Nintendo Power or something. Fact is, I looked at the cover, said, "Oh, cool, Mario and Pikachu in the same game," and bought it. It's one of my favorite games now.||99
|-
|Super Mario 64||My first video game ever. I was a really little kid, and I blame the Boos for my fear of ghosts which continues to this day.||88
|-
|Super Mario Galaxy (1 and 2)||The two Mario games that made me a Mario fan.||96 (1), 98 (2)
|-
|EarthBound||The best game ever in the history of the planet. 'Nuff said.||100
|-
|Mother 3||A very worthy successor to EarthBound, although I combo like shit.||97
|-
|Mario & Luigi: Partners In Time||This game is an amazing RPG.||95
|-
|Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story||With great humor and a killer soundtrack, how could you not like this?||96
|-
|Pokémon HeartGold||This was a great game, which I forgot to finish.||94
|-
|New Super Mario Bros.||For a brief moment, I was good at 2D Mario.||84
|-
|Super Mario All-Stars 25th Anniversary Edition||Proof that I suck balls at 2D Mario.||82
|-
|AudioSurf||A truly underrated gem of a PC game.||98
|-
|VVVVVV||A {{rollover|nostalgia-inducing|For anyone who had the Commodore 64, at least. So... for not much people.|y}} indie PC platformer.||93
|-
|Elite Beat Agents||TAKE OUT YOUR WALLET AND GO BUY THIS GAME NOW||96
|-
|Call of Duty: World at War||IT SCARRED ME FOR LIFE||41
|-
|Call of Duty: Black Ops||IT'S SHIT||3
|-
|The Legend of Zelda: Spirit Tracks||This game is good, though a bit overrated.||86
|-
|Ace Attorney series (as a whole)||The games are all so similar, so I'll just lump them together into this. The Ace Attorney series is the world's best visual novel series. You are getting very sleepy. You are going to a game store. You are taking out your wallet. You are buying the first game of the series.||93/89/96/92/96
|-
|Professor Layton series (as a whole)||These games are some of the best puzzle games you will ever play.||87/93/95/??/??
|-
|Plants Vs. Zombies||I usually hate tower defense, but this game is great.||91
|-
|Sonic Unleashed||Am I the only one that liked the night stages?||91
|-
|Sonic Colors||BUY THIS GAME. IT IS A MIND-BLOWING SONIC GAME (YES, GOOD SONIC GAMES STILL EXIST)||93
|-
|Pokémon White||It's good, but I feel like it's missing something the other games of the series had...||83
|-
|Super Paper Mario||I was obsessed with this game for a good part of 2011.||97
|-
|Mario Kart Wii||A game made after 1995 my dad actually likes? IMPOSSIBLE!||94
|-
|Mario Kart 7||I've played this game to death.||96
|-
|Kirby's Epic Yarn||A uniquely sickeningly sweet graphical style doesn't stop this from being a great platformer.||90
|-
|Star Fox||HOW THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO PLAY THIS GAME||79
|-
|Street Fighter II||Decent, but not the best.||81
|-
|U.N. Squadron||A classic.||86
|-
|Yoshi's Island DS||A decent game, although I can't get past Bessie Bass.||87
|-
|Kirby Super Star Ultra||An amazing remake.||93
|-
|Mario Kart DS||I picked it up again recently, had to get over the shock of how different everything looked...||90
|-
|The Legendary Starfy||A mostly okay game with a problem so many other games have: Too easy levels, too hard final boss.||86
|-
|Advance Wars: Dual Strike||There should have been a crossover with Pokémon and this game instead of Nobunaga's Ambition.||89
|-
|Kirby: Nightmare in Dream Land||Good, but pretty average.||88
|-
|Tetris DS||A fascinating game with many references to the early days of Nintendo.||93
|-
|New Super Mario Bros. Wii||Exhibit A in the case ''Mario v. Air Conditioner,'' where I was sued by Mario for killing him way too much.||88
|-
|Super Mario 3D Land||A perfect balance between the best of 2D Mario and 3D Mario.||94
|-
|Rhythm Heaven||Proof I'm musically incompetent.||87
|-
|Pokémon Mystery Dungeon: Blue Rescue Team||A decent spinoff.||90
|-
|Pokémon Ranger: Shadows of Almia||It's a very underrated Pokémon spinoff game.||91
|-
|Scribblenauts (both games)||Simply stunning. With everything from meme references to obscure objects, this game has it all!||92/97
|-
|The World Ends With You||A great RPG. I suck at it, though.||94
|-
|Pokémon White Version 2||Simply fucking mindblowing. Seriously, get this game. You'll be glad you did.||99
|-
|Cave Story||Freeware. Good game. Don't know why RD hates its fanbase so much.||96
|-
|Barkley, Shut Up and Jam: Gaiden||So, this is a freeware RPG where you're playing as Charles Barkley in 2053, in post-cyberapocalyptic Neo New York. The save points are all weeaboos, and whenever you try to save, they spout out long rants about Japanese <s>video games</s> vidcons. Areas you will go to include a sewer full of furries and an island with a {{S|wikipedia|Wilford Brimley}}-worshipping cult dedicated to eradicating diabetes. One of the bosses is Bill Cosby's ghost. And did I mention that {{S|wikipedia|Space Jam}} is part of the game's canon? This is the digital representation of the phrase "WTF." And it's ''awesome''.||93
|-
|Mari0||(Mario x Portal)+Minecraft+My Little Pony. What are you waiting for, go download this now!||95
|-
|Not Tetris||Tetris! With '''realistic physics'''!||88
|-
|Yume Nikki||This is one of the strangest games you will ever play. However, that does not mean it is one of the best games you will ever play. Far from it, in fact.||62
|-
|Spelunky||The game that would result if La-Mulana and Spelunker got drunk and had a baby, it is simplistic, yet strangely difficult and addictive.||94
|-
|N||Decent platformer, pretty generic, really.||85
|-
|Not Pacman||It's kind of like Not Tetris, only with Pacman instead of Tetris, which is to say it's not like Tetris at all... Daah, forget it.||83
|}
 
==={{rollover|In Which SmashWiki Is Rearranged|Formatting this is a LOT harder than it looks.|y}}===
{| valign="top"
|-
| <ul><li>[[User:Air Conditioner|Arc Ion]]<li>[[User:DarkFox01|Fax Dork]]<li>[[User:LightningBlue|Hinging Bullet]]<li>[[User:Shaun's Wiji Dodo|Do Wish]]<li>[[User:ReiDemon|Modern]]<li>[[User:Vincent Tran|TV]]<li>[[User:ToastUltimatum|Mutual Oat Mitts]]<li>[[User:Omega Tyrant|Yam Tot Anger]]<li>[[User:PenguinofDeath|Unheated Fog Pin]]<li>[[User:Solar Dragon|Granola Rods]]<li>[[User:Megatron1|Not Gamer]]</ul>
| <ul><li>[[User:PSIWolf|Flow Sip]]<li>[[User:Toomai|I Am Too]]<li>[[User:Dr. Pain 99|Acid Proton]]<li>[[User:Clarinet Hawk|Chalk Tinware]]<li>[[User:RoyboyX|Yob Oryx]] (Yob: "An antisocial drunk" Oryx: "An antelope")<li>[[User:HavocReaper48|A Cheap Rover]]<li>[[User:Bandit|Bad Tin]]<li>[[User:Smash Master|Shame Smarts]]<li>[[User:FishPlay|Flashy Pi]]<li>[[User:Fugudev|Fudge Vu]] (Vu: "over there")<li>[[User:Captain Falcon|Cancan Fail Pot]]<li>[[User:Miles of SmashWiki|False Kiwi Mom Hiss]]</ul>
|}
 
===Some random contributions===
{{rollover|I never really got the point of listing your major contributions on your userpage|Code for <nowiki>"</nowiki>I think listing contributions on your userpage is stupid.<nowiki>"</nowiki>|y}}, {{rollover|but since other users seem to, here you go|Code for <nowiki>"But I don't really care that it's stupid. Dare to be stupid!"</nowiki>|y}}.
 
Created {{Sm|TommyGreenShirt}}, {{Sm|Nick Riddle}}, {{Sm|Atomsk}}, {{Sm|HolyNightmare}}, {{Sm|Otori}}, {{Sm|Slhoka}}, {{Sm|MetalPat}} and {{Sm|DLA}}.
 
Fixed spelling and grammar mistakes on many various articles.
 
Created [[:Category:Date and time templates]] and [[:Category:Rumors]].
 
Removed all red links on [[List of stickers (complete list)]].
 
Fixed, and continues to fix, many double redirects and uncategorized pages as they pop up.
 
Created [[Template:S]], [[Template:AllGames]], and [[Template:Color]], which are really underused for some reason.
 
Added YouTube links to [[Music (SSBM)]] and [[Music (SSB)]].
 
Plus a bunch of other random crap nobody cares about.
 
===Protips===
 
<choose>
<option>PROTIP: Don't put protips on your userpage.</option>
<option>PROTIP: Say something obvious with the word "protip" in the front. It makes you look smart.</option>
<option>''ACTUAL'' PROTIP: No matter what you say, the credibility of what you are saying is severely hindered by bad grammar.</option>
<option>''ACTUAL'' PROTIP: Do not think that nobody will find out you are operating a sockpuppet. {{S|User|Omega Tyrant}} will find you, he will hunt you down, and he ''will'' kill you. Maybe.</option>
<option>''ACTUAL'' PROTIP: Make sure to use apostrophes correctly. For example, use "octopus's" when referring to something that belongs to one octopus, and "octopus'" when referring to something that belongs to multiple octopuses (octopi?).</option>
<option>''ACTUAL'' PROTIP: If you're going to steal someone's userbox, please do not do it word-for-word. <small>Cue angry complaint from a user I stole a userbox from and then forgot about it.</small></option>
<option>''ACTUAL'' PROTIP: If you think everyone else is the problem, you're probably the problem.</option>
<option>''ACTUAL'' PROTIP: If one episode of your Let's Play is over 20 minutes, you're pushing it. If the length is over 30 minutes, then you're '''REALLY''' pushing it. If the length is over 50 minutes, get out.</option>
<option>''ACTUAL'' PROTIP: If you create your own smasher page without any tournament results or credentials to back it up, you are probably not that notable.</option>
<option>''ACTUAL'' PROTIP: All people on the Internet are liberals, except for [[User:Blue Ninjakoopa|BNK]].</option>
<option>PROTIP: [http://last.fm/user/CondenserCoil Shameless plugs] [http://www.youtube.com/user/TaleOfTheToaster for anyone] [irc://irc.gamesurge.net/teh are NOT tolerated.]</option>
<option>''ACTUAL'' PROTIP: Wikia sucks.</option>
<option>''ACTUAL'' PROTIP: Vandalism is never tolerated, with [[User:Shaun's Wiji Dodo|one exception]].</option>
<option>''ACTUAL'' PROTIP: Relationship charts are fucking stupid, and they're banned. You're welcome.</option>
<option>''ACTUAL'' PROTIP: :| is horribly overused, despite what {{S|User|Bandit}} might tell you.</option>
<option>''ACTUAL'' PROTIP: When first editing... [[SW:NOT|READ]] [[SW:TALK|OUR]] [[SW:SIGN|DAMN]] [[SW:1RV|POLICIES]] [[SW:NOTE|FIRST]], [[SW:OFFICIAL|WILL]] [[SW:ADMIN|YOU]]?!</option>
</choose>
 
===Random Image===
 
Please note that if any image I upload is used in an "image caption contest" of some sort, I will attempt to feed the contest's host through a wood chipper.
 
<choose>
<option>[[File:The Ultimatum of Toast.jpg|thumb|1000px|center|Best IRC convo ever.]]</option>
<option>[[File:SaturnCannon.png|thumb|1000px|center|The latest model of cannon: Now with Mr. Saturns as ammo!]]</option>
<option>[[File:SamusVsSamus.png|thumb|1000px|center|OH GOD THEY BOTH LOOK ALIKE I DON'T KNOW WHO TO SHOOT]]</option>
<option>[[File:WarioWings.png|thumb|1000px|center|I knew Red Bull gives you wings, but...]]</option>
<option>[[File:JigglypuffTreeHat.jpg|thumb|1000px|center|What's wrong? Don't like your new hat?]]</option>
</choose>
 
Note: More random image options coming soon.
 
===Languages I Can Speak===
 
English, obviously.
 
I can speak fluent Chinese and read basic Chinese.
 
I can speak and read limited Japanese (especially kanji).
 
I can speak and read basic Spanish.
 
I cannot read Korean. I can speak ''very'' limited Korean. (Yes, I do know more than "Gangnam Style".)
 
===Air Conditioner: On Other Wikis===
 
====Primary====
 
[[User:Air Conditioner|SmashWiki]] (rollbacker)
 
[http://www.jonathancoulton.com/wiki/User:AirCon JoCopedia] ({{rollover|moderator|It's kind of like a Jr. administrator.|y}})
 
====Secondary====
 
[http://wikibound.info/User:Mobile_Opponent WikiBound] (standard user)
 
[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:CondenserCoil Wikipedia] (standard user)
 
 
====Tertiary====
 
[http://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php?title=User:%3F%3F%3F Explain XKCD Wiki] (standard user)
 
====Occasionally====
 
[http://mariowiki.com/User:ShroobUFO MarioWiki] (standard user)
 
[http://www.kidicaruswiki.org/User:Lucifer_Sam Icaruspedia] (standard user)
 
[http://www.niwanetwork.org/wiki/index.php/User:Mobile_Air_Coil Nintendo Wiki] (standard user)
 
====Wait, I have an account here?====
 
[http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/User:Coil Bulbapedia] (standard user)
 
[http://mutecity.org/wiki/User:Air_Conditioner F-Zero Wiki] (standard user)
 
===Other Online Hangouts===
 
[http://www.last.fm/user/CondenserCoil Last.fm]
 
[http://condensercoil.deviantart.com/ deviantART]
 
[http://www.youtube.com/SpeedCoil YouTube]
 
==Trivia==
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|[[Image:Cleanup.png|50px|Cleanup]]
|'''This trivia section is excessively long.'''<br/>However, if you touch it, I will get {{rollover|a silver hammer|Maxwell's, to be specific.|y}} and you will likely get your head bashed in.<br/><small>If you discuss this issue on the [[{{TALKPAGENAME}}|talk page]], I will point and laugh at you. If you <span class="plainlinks">[{{fullurl:{{FULLPAGENAME}}|action=edit}} edit]</span> this page, then I hope you enjoy waking up strapped to a conveyor belt leading into an incinerator.</small>
|}
 
*AirCon doesn't actually have Kid Icarus: Uprising, but hopes to get it someday.
*AirCon's favorite kitchen utensil is the spork.
*AirCon is an amateur Let's Player; however, he keeps procrastinating when making the next episode.
*AirCon is shit at Brawl and loses to Lv6 CPUs.
*AirCon believes the most underrated movies ever are ''和你在一起'' and ''Across the Universe''.
*AirCon's vast empire of IRC channels he is op on spans eight channels across two servers.
*AirCon is always on the lookout for double redirects.
*AirCon has no idea why the hell he is writing this trivia section in third person.
*Despite being Chinese, AirCon has six Korean songs on his iPod and no Chinese songs.
**This is because Chinese songs suck.
***AirCon does this even though he can't understand Korean.
*Since AirCon is astoundingly tone-deaf, he is immune to bad music, at the cost of being unable to sing.
**This does not mean he doesn't hate it, it just doesn't make his ears bleed.
**His friends' comments on his singing include "Freddie Mercury is rolling in his grave right now" and "I did not know someone could possibly be that tone-deaf."
*Since AirCon likes nearly all music/games/TV shows/websites/similar forms of entertainment, he judges songs based on how quickly he gets bored with it (anywhere from "one-quarter of the way through" to "a really long time.")
*AirCon's mentality on the world is that "Most people are idiots."
**AirCon is also very, very pissed off by idiots.
***This does not make for a very good combination.
*AirCon thinks NIWA's users are awesome and amazingly competent... for the most part.
*AirCon still runs Windows XP, which is better than Windows 7 and Vista, despite what Toast might tell you.
*AirCon is always at war with at least one SmashWiki user.
*AirCon thinks Queen is an example of stereo sound done right.
**AirCon thinks the Beatles' "remasters" are examples of stereo sound done wrong.
*AirCon dislikes smoke.
*The one thing AirCon has to say is this: 这是中文，不是日语。{{ja|これは中国語ではない、それは日本語です。}} 이건 중국어한국어 아니고. ''了解其中的差别。'' 감사, {{ja|エアコン}}.
**If you could read that without a translator, good for you. Now go find someone who cares.
**If you ''did'' use a translator, that's perfectly fine. I'm not the kind of person that says someone sucks just because they want to know information written in a language they can't understand.
*AirCon shamelessly promotes games/musicians he likes, but only if they're indie games/musicians and rely on word of mouth to get popularity.
*AirCon has various subpage ideas floating around his head, none of which are necessarily good.
*None of the trivia here is actually relevant.
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