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{{cquote|UNAVOIDABLE CHIN MOVE!!!!|cite=Arin Hanson (A.K.A Egoraptor)}} | {{cquote|UNAVOIDABLE CHIN MOVE!!!!|cite=Arin Hanson (A.K.A Egoraptor)}} | ||
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<center>''After once again waking up an exhausted Evan Drake in an attempt to get him out of his room, Norm Peterson is forced to resort to desperate measures to save Rebecca.''</center> | |||
{{cquote|'''Norm:''' Sir, to begin with, when I was a little boy, I... | |||
'''Evan:''' Peterson...I'm not going to survive any story that begins with when you were little... | |||
'''Norm:''' Oh, right...sir, I've had this fantasy that's haunted me all my life. At night, when I'm lying in bed, it comes and torments me... | |||
'''Evan:''' Ooooh...I know the feeling... | |||
'''Norm:''' Yes, yes, of course you do...anyway, this is my fantasy, sir. It's a little outrageous...so er...just stay with me. Even though I was born poor, and I'll never be a rich man, somehow it wouldn't make any difference if one time, sir, just one time...just one darn time, I could do something symbolic, like...carry a rich man across the lawn in his pyjamas! | |||
'''Evan:''' ...come here... ''[places hand on Norm's head]'' | |||
'''Norm:''' I know, I know...I know it sounds crazy, I know sir, but...sir I don't have a fever or anything... | |||
'''Evan:''' No, I know that, I'm feeling for the lobotomy scar... | |||
'''Norm:''' Sir, please ''[kisses hand]'' sir, please ''[kisses hand]'' sir... | |||
'''Evan:''' ...alright, alright alright alright! Look, if I actually let you do it, would you promise; would you SWEAR on your mother's grave, that you would let me sleep...? | |||
'''Norm:''' Yes, sir I swear, I promise... | |||
'''Evan:''' Nonononono, you gotta do more than promise, you've got to give me your solemn oath, as a crazy person... | |||
'''Norm:''' My vow...my PLEDGE!|cite=Let sleeping Drakes lie - Cheers}} | |||
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