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John Mulaney is funny by himself, but taking him out of context makes him that much funnier.
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|185={{cquote|Trevor: Eat shit and die.<br>Alucard: Yes, fuck you.|cite=''Castlevania: The Netflix Series''|col=9e0000}} | |185={{cquote|Trevor: Eat shit and die.<br>Alucard: Yes, fuck you.|cite=''Castlevania: The Netflix Series''|col=9e0000}} | ||
|186={{cquote|Am I the only one who understands the complexities of this ambitious cinematic masterpiece? This movie isn't stupid! You're stupid!|cite=Billy, ''The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy''|col=black}} | |186={{cquote|Am I the only one who understands the complexities of this ambitious cinematic masterpiece? This movie isn't stupid! You're stupid!|cite=Billy, ''The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy''|col=black}} | ||
|187={{cquote|Mr. Krabs: We've been duped!<br>SpongeBob: Duped!<br>Mr. Krabs: Bamboozled!<br>SpongeBob: We've been smeckledorfed!<br>Mr. Krabs: That's not even a word and I agree with ya!|cite=''SpongeBob SquarePants''|col=yellow}}}} {{#if:{{{1|}}}|''{{{1}}}''}} | |187={{cquote|Mr. Krabs: We've been duped!<br>SpongeBob: Duped!<br>Mr. Krabs: Bamboozled!<br>SpongeBob: We've been smeckledorfed!<br>Mr. Krabs: That's not even a word and I agree with ya!|cite=''SpongeBob SquarePants''|col=yellow}} | ||
|188={{cquote|I am a proud Asian American woman, and you will treat me with respect!|cite=John Mulaney|col=orange}}}} {{#if:{{{1|}}}|''{{{1}}}''}} | |||
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