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“	The end of a journey is always the start of a new one.	”
—A friend of mine on Facebook

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 |179={{cquote|One life touches many others. We should make sure that each life we touch, we touch in as positive a way as we can.|cite=Luna, ''Bear in the Big Blue House''|col=#e3cca3}}
 |180={{cquote|We had so many...plans for the future. Do you remember, Hershel? I'll...I'll miss you...and our...unwound future.|cite=Claire, ''Professor Layton and the Unwound Future''|col=#825d35}}
-|181={{cquote|Man in Black: All right. Where is the poison? The battle of wits has begun. It ends when you decide and we both drink, and find out who is right... and who is dead.<br>Vizzini: But it's so simple. All I have to do is divine from what I know of you: are you the sort of man who would put the poison into his own goblet or his enemy's? Now, a clever man would put the poison into his own goblet, because he would know that only a great fool would reach for what he was given. I am not a great fool, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you. But you must have known I was not a great fool, you would have counted on it, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me.<br>Man in Black: You've made your decision then?<br>Vizzini: Not remotely. Because iocane comes from Australia, as everyone knows, and Australia is entirely peopled with criminals, and criminals are used to having people not trust them, as you are not trusted by me, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you.<br>Man in Black: Truly, you have a dizzying intellect.<br>Vizzini: Wait till I get going! Now, where was I?<br>Man in Black: Australia.<br>Vizzini: Yes, Australia. And you must have suspected I would have known the powder's origin, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me.<br>Man in Black: You're just stalling now.<br>Vizzini: You'd like to think that, wouldn't you? You've beaten my giant, which means you're exceptionally strong, so you could've put the poison in your own goblet, trusting on your strength to save you, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you. But, you've also bested my Spaniard, which means you must have studied, and in studying you must have learned that man is mortal, so you would have put the poison as far from yourself as possible, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me.<br>Man in Black: You're trying to trick me into giving away something. It won't work.<br>Vizzini: IT HAS WORKED! YOU'VE GIVEN EVERYTHING AWAY! I KNOW WHERE THE POISON IS!<br>Man in Black: Then make your choice.<br>Vizzini: I will, and I choose... what in the world can that be?<br>[Vizzini gestures up and away from the table. The Man in Black looks backwards. Vizzini swaps the goblets]<br>Man in Black: What? Where? I don't see anything.<br>Vizzini: Well, I- I could have sworn I saw something. But no matter. [tries to hold back laughter]<br>Man in Black: What's so funny?<br>Vizzini: I'll tell you in a minute. First, let's drink. Me from my glass, and you from yours.<br>[both drink]<br>Man in Black: You guessed wrong.<br>Vizzini: You only think I guessed wrong! That's what's so funny! I switched glasses when your back was turned! Ha ha! You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders - the most famous of which is "never get involved in a land war in Asia" - but only slightly less well-known is this: "Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line"! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha...<br>[Vizzini stops suddenly, his smile frozen on his face and falls to the ground dead]<br>Man in Black: [removes blindfold from Buttercup's head] You all right?<br>Buttercup: And to think, all that time it was your cup that was poisoned.<br>Man in Black: They were both poisoned. I spent the last few years building up an immunity to iocane powder.|cite=''The Princess Bride''|col=black}}}} {{#if:{{{1|}}}|''{{{1}}}''}}
+|181={{cquote|Man in Black: All right. Where is the poison? The battle of wits has begun. It ends when you decide and we both drink, and find out who is right... and who is dead.<br>Vizzini: But it's so simple. All I have to do is divine from what I know of you: are you the sort of man who would put the poison into his own goblet or his enemy's? Now, a clever man would put the poison into his own goblet, because he would know that only a great fool would reach for what he was given. I am not a great fool, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you. But you must have known I was not a great fool, you would have counted on it, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me.<br>Man in Black: You've made your decision then?<br>Vizzini: Not remotely. Because iocane comes from Australia, as everyone knows, and Australia is entirely peopled with criminals, and criminals are used to having people not trust them, as you are not trusted by me, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you.<br>Man in Black: Truly, you have a dizzying intellect.<br>Vizzini: Wait till I get going! Now, where was I?<br>Man in Black: Australia.<br>Vizzini: Yes, Australia. And you must have suspected I would have known the powder's origin, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me.<br>Man in Black: You're just stalling now.<br>Vizzini: You'd like to think that, wouldn't you? You've beaten my giant, which means you're exceptionally strong, so you could've put the poison in your own goblet, trusting on your strength to save you, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you. But, you've also bested my Spaniard, which means you must have studied, and in studying you must have learned that man is mortal, so you would have put the poison as far from yourself as possible, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me.<br>Man in Black: You're trying to trick me into giving away something. It won't work.<br>Vizzini: IT HAS WORKED! YOU'VE GIVEN EVERYTHING AWAY! I KNOW WHERE THE POISON IS!<br>Man in Black: Then make your choice.<br>Vizzini: I will, and I choose... what in the world can that be?<br>[Vizzini gestures up and away from the table. The Man in Black looks backwards. Vizzini swaps the goblets]<br>Man in Black: What? Where? I don't see anything.<br>Vizzini: Well, I- I could have sworn I saw something. But no matter. [tries to hold back laughter]<br>Man in Black: What's so funny?<br>Vizzini: I'll tell you in a minute. First, let's drink. Me from my glass, and you from yours.<br>[both drink]<br>Man in Black: You guessed wrong.<br>Vizzini: You only think I guessed wrong! That's what's so funny! I switched glasses when your back was turned! Ha ha! You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders - the most famous of which is "never get involved in a land war in Asia" - but only slightly less well-known is this: "Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line"! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha...<br>[Vizzini stops suddenly, his smile frozen on his face and falls to the ground dead]<br>Man in Black: [removes blindfold from Buttercup's head] You all right?<br>Buttercup: And to think, all that time it was your cup that was poisoned.<br>Man in Black: They were both poisoned. I spent the last few years building up an immunity to iocane powder.|cite=''The Princess Bride''|col=black}}
+|182={{cquote|We lose ourselves in the spirit of things. We lose our sight, and we put our trust in things in this material world. Nothing to fade away. Let me keep coming back. I'm not afraid of things we know.|cite=''Spirit of Things'', floatinurboat|col=#57dffa}}
+|183={{cquote|I remember the ocean<br>Memories die out so hard<br>We were traveling mountains on mounts<br>Just to find the loudest seas<br><br>We settled down by the fire<br>Knowing we could aim higher<br>But we didn’t know that yet<br><br>So if you want something to hold on to<br>Gotta find it first<br>But here I am<br><br>‘Cause I’ve been laying under palm trees<br>Waiting for the summer<br>Knowing there’s nowhere to go<br>‘Cause I am happy on this island<br>Wanna be my funland?<br>I don’t ever want to leave<br>I’m in a tropic love|cite=''Tropic Love (feat. Contacreast)'', Diviners|col=#ffff12}}}} {{#if:{{{1|}}}|''{{{1}}}''}}
 | January 1 = {{#switch:{{#expr:{{#time:U}} mod 2}}|0={{cquote|Happy New Year!|cite=Aidan Drury|col=red}}|1={{cquote|Happy New Year!|cite=Aidan Drury|col=blue}}}} {{#if:{{{1|}}}|''{{{1}}}''}}
 | February 14 = {{#switch:{{#expr:{{#time:U}} mod 2}}|0={{cquote|Happy Valentine's Day!|cite=Aidan Drury|col=#ff00b2}}|1={{cquote|Happy Valentine's Day!|cite=Aidan Drury|col=red}}}} {{#if:{{{1|}}}|''{{{1}}}''}}

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