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|0={{cquote|No copyright law in the universe is going to stop me!|cite=[[Sonic the Hedgehog]], ''Sonic Colors''|col=blue}}
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|1={{cquote|There's no puzzle without a solution.|cite=[[wikipedia:Professor Hershel Layton|Professor Layton]]|col=blue}}
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|167={{cquote|Timmy: I think he should have a mustache. Mustaches are evil.<br>Cosmo: Not everybody who has a mustache is evil!<br>Wanda: Your mother has a mustache.<br>Cosmo: You should give him a mustache.|cite=''Jimmy Timmy Power Hour 3: The Jerkinators''|col=blue}}
|167={{cquote|Timmy: I think he should have a mustache. Mustaches are evil.<br>Cosmo: Not everybody who has a mustache is evil!<br>Wanda: Your mother has a mustache.<br>Cosmo: You should give him a mustache.|cite=''Jimmy Timmy Power Hour 3: The Jerkinators''|col=blue}}
|168={{cquote|Mikisugi: Mrs. Mankanshoku, would you care to snack on my {{rollover|Slim Jim|referring to his glowing dick|y}}? It's extra spicy.<br>Mr. Mankanshoku: If she's not gonna have {{rollover|it|referring to food|y}}, I will.|cite=''Kill la Kill'' bloopers|col=red}}
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|169={{cquote|We're not just doing this for money! We're doing it for a SHITLOAD of money!!|cite=Lone Starr, ''Spaceballs''|col=blue}}}} {{#if:{{{1|}}}|''{{{1}}}''}}
|169={{cquote|We're not just doing this for money! We're doing it for a SHITLOAD of money!!|cite=Lone Starr, ''Spaceballs''|col=blue}}
|170={{cquote|Dark Helmet: Have you found them yet?<br>Corporal: No, Lord Helmet, they're still not on the scanner.<br>Dark Helmet: Well, keep looking for them.<br>Colonel Sandurz: Pardon me, sir. I have an idea. Corporal, get me the video cassette of ''Spaceballs: the Movie''.<br>Corporal: Yes, sir. *searches a Mr. Rental shelf full of {{s|wikipedia|Mel Brooks}} films* ''{{iw|wikipedia|The Producers|1967 film}}'', ''[[wikipedia:The Twelve Chairs (1970 film)|Twelve Chairs]]'', ''{{s|wikipedia|Blazing Saddles}}'', ''{{s|wikipedia|Young Frankenstein}}''...<br>Dark Helmet: Colonel Sandurz, may I speak with you, please?<br>Colonel Sandurz: Yes, sir!<br>Dark Helmet: How can there be a cassette of ''Spaceballs: the Movie''? We're still in the middle of making it!<br>Colonel Sandurz: Well, that's true, sir, but there's been a new breakthrough in home video marketing.<br>Dark Helmet: There has?<br>Colonel Sandurz: Yes! Instant cassettes. They're out in stores before the movie is finished!<br>Dark Helmet: ...Nah!<br>Corporal: Here it is, sir! ''Spaceballs''!<br>Colonel Sandurz: Good work, Corporal, punch it up!<br>*Corporal puts in tape and it shows an F.B.I. Anti-Piracy warning*<br>Colonel Sandurz: That's much too early. Prepare to fast-forward!<br>Corporal: Preparing to fast-forward.<br>Colonel Sandurz: Fast-forward!<br>Corporal: Fast-forwarding, sir!<br>*Corporal fast-forwards to the part where Dark Helmet has ignored Sandurz' warning to sit down and buckle up that leads to him denting his helmet severely*<br>Dark Helmet: No-no-no, go past this, past this part. In fact, never play this again.<br>Colonel Sandurz: Try here. Stop.<br>*Corporal stops the tape, then Dark Helmet and Sandurz come across an image of themselves viewing the screen. As they react, the screen mimics what they are doing.*<br>Dark Helmet: What the hell am I looking at?! When does this happen in the movie?!<br>Colonel Sandurz: "Now." You're looking at "now," sir. Everything that happens now is happening "now."<br>Dark Helmet: What happened to "then"?<br>Colonel Sandurz: We passed "then."<br>Dark Helmet: When?<br>Colonel Sandurz: Just now. We're at "now," now.Dark Helmet: Go back to "then"!<br>Colonel Sandurz: When?<br>Dark Helmet: Now!<br>Colonel Sandurz: Now?<br>Dark Helmet: Now!<br>Colonel Sandurz: I can't.<br>Dark Helmet: Why?!<br>Colonel Sandurz: We missed it.<br>Dark Helmet: When?!<br>Colonel Sandurz: Just now.<br>Dark Helmet: ... When will "then" be "now"?<br>Colonel Sandurz: Soon.<br>Dark Helmet: How soon?<br>*Corporal rewinds the tape back to a scene showing protagonists wandering in desert*<br>Corporal: Sir!<br>Dark Helmet: What?!<br>Corporal: We have identified their location.<br>Dark Helmet: Where?!<br>Corporal: It's the moon of Vega!<br>Colonel Sandurz: Good work, set a course and prepare for our arrival!<br>Dark Helmet: When?!<br>Corporal: 1900 hours, sir!<br>Colonel Sandurz: By high noon tomorrow, they will be our prisoners!<br>Dark Helmet: WHO?!!|cite=''Spaceballs''|col=black}}}} {{#if:{{{1|}}}|''{{{1}}}''}}
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Cana: So...which did you choose?
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