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|0={{cquote|No copyright law in the universe is going to stop me!|cite=[[Sonic the Hedgehog]], ''Sonic Colors''|col=blue}}
|0={{cquote|No copyright law in the universe is going to stop me!|cite=[[Sonic the Hedgehog]], ''Sonic Colors''|col=blue}}
|1={{cquote|There's no puzzle without a solution.|cite=[[wikipedia:Professor Hershel Layton|Professor Layton]]|col=blue}}
|1={{cquote|There's no puzzle without a solution.|cite=[[wikipedia:Professor Hershel Layton|Professor Layton]]|col=blue}}
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|163={{cquote|Mirajane: Hey Erza! That armor looks a bit snug. Ever thought about putting down the fork?<br>Erza: Careful, Mira, those shorts seem quite tight! Wouldn't want you getting too excited!<br>Mirajane: Why don't you go shove that sword up your ass?<br>Erza: Are you sure there wouldn't be more room inside your gigantic vagina?!|cite=''Fairy Tail Abridged''|col=blue}}
|163={{cquote|Mirajane: Hey Erza! That armor looks a bit snug. Ever thought about putting down the fork?<br>Erza: Careful, Mira, those shorts seem quite tight! Wouldn't want you getting too excited!<br>Mirajane: Why don't you go shove that sword up your ass?<br>Erza: Are you sure there wouldn't be more room inside your gigantic vagina?!|cite=''Fairy Tail Abridged''|col=blue}}
|164={{cquote|Gray: So the genie says I have two choices: I can either have a perfect memory, or a really big penis.<br>Cana: So...which did you choose?<br>Gray: You know, I can't remember.|cite=''Fairy Tail Abridged''|col=#0e182e}}
|164={{cquote|Gray: So the genie says I have two choices: I can either have a perfect memory, or a really big penis.<br>Cana: So...which did you choose?<br>Gray: You know, I can't remember.|cite=''Fairy Tail Abridged''|col=#0e182e}}
|165={{cquote|Natsu: You're out of your league, Gaje. Fire's super effective against Steel, and everyone knows it!<br>Gajeel: That may be true...but Steel beats Fairies.|cite=''Fairy Tail Abridged''|col=black}}}} {{#if:{{{1|}}}|''{{{1}}}''}}
|165={{cquote|Natsu: You're out of your league, Gaje. Fire's super effective against Steel, and everyone knows it!<br>Gajeel: That may be true...but Steel beats Fairies.|cite=''Fairy Tail Abridged''|col=black}}
|166={{cquote|Let's see you in action, YA LITTLE BITCH!|cite=Parasoul ("Salty" voicepack) when against Peacock, ''Skullgirls''|col=#ba3434}}}} {{#if:{{{1|}}}|''{{{1}}}''}}
| January 1 = {{#switch:{{#expr:{{#time:U}} mod 2}}|0={{cquote|Happy New Year!|cite=Aidan Drury|col=red}}|1={{cquote|Happy New Year!|cite=Aidan Drury|col=blue}}}} {{#if:{{{1|}}}|''{{{1}}}''}}
| January 1 = {{#switch:{{#expr:{{#time:U}} mod 2}}|0={{cquote|Happy New Year!|cite=Aidan Drury|col=red}}|1={{cquote|Happy New Year!|cite=Aidan Drury|col=blue}}}} {{#if:{{{1|}}}|''{{{1}}}''}}
| February 14 = {{#switch:{{#expr:{{#time:U}} mod 2}}|0={{cquote|Happy Valentine's Day!|cite=Aidan Drury|col=#ff00b2}}|1={{cquote|Happy Valentine's Day!|cite=Aidan Drury|col=red}}}} {{#if:{{{1|}}}|''{{{1}}}''}}
| February 14 = {{#switch:{{#expr:{{#time:U}} mod 2}}|0={{cquote|Happy Valentine's Day!|cite=Aidan Drury|col=#ff00b2}}|1={{cquote|Happy Valentine's Day!|cite=Aidan Drury|col=red}}}} {{#if:{{{1|}}}|''{{{1}}}''}}