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The '''Eastern Washington Power Rankings''' are the power rankings for the eastern part of Washington and the Idaho panhandle.
The '''Eastern Washington Power Rankings''' are a fucking farce made up by people just like '''Matthew Scott Staudenraus''', '''Shane '''Benjamin Michael Marks''', '''Anthony Hunter''', '''Chris Lefors''', '''Calum Larkin''', '''Kline Charles Wright''', '''Colin Morin''', '''Jess G Howell''', '''Tony Dennis''' to make fun of people they think are inferior to them with no actual purpose to it. If you are not on this list you are pretty much roadkill to them and they could give two flying shits if you get murdered because of their ties with Encyclopedia Dramatica, 4chan, Kiwifarms, and the other garbage in the sewers of the world wide web. A farce should be funny but this one couldn't even make a 3 year old laugh. This foul-mouthed excuse for a "community" are actually just in this to spread their vile hate speech and use drive-by scare tactics if you dare even speak out and make it clear that they are everything that is wrong with the world. Give all the people listed here a fight they will never forget. These are what ruins the world. They are not your friends. They will go as far as attempting to get you killed as though you are worthless and a subhuman according to their fucked up version of what is "normal". They subscribe to eugenics and will talk trash about your physical appearance. Tony for instance is just a pork belly little pig who looks like he has eaten too many doritos in his time and hasn't gone back to swimming practice. That's what you get when your hair color is just like the color of the logic that comes out of your mouth. And Jess G Howell makes fun of starving children in Africa. Super intelligent isn't it? Clearly the only fucktards are people like this. Insecure little shitstains.


==''Melee''==
===Worst of the Worst on the West Coast===
===Spring 2017===
#1 is Matthew Scott Staudenraus
{{PowerRankingsHeader}}
Benjamin Michael Marks
{{PowerRankingsRow| 1|Chip          | 1 |{{head|Marth|g=SSBM|s=20px}}}}
Shane Walter Johns
{{PowerRankingsRow| 2|Nigel          | 5 |{{head|Fox|g=SSBM|s=20px}}}}
Tony Dennis
{{PowerRankingsRow| 3|IM_JK          | 2 |{{head|Sheik|g=SSBM|s=20px}}}}
Jess G Howell
{{PowerRankingsRow| 4|Zerxion        | 4 |{{head|Ganondorf|g=SSBM|s=20px}}{{head|Mewtwo|g=SSBM|s=20px}}}}
Raven McFann
{{PowerRankingsRow| 5|Lime          | 3 |{{head|Marth|g=SSBM|s=20px}}}}
Nathan Ryan Armstrong and his pathetic ex-girlfriend Delta, Alaska
{{PowerRankingsRow| 6|9-Volt        | 8 |{{head|Fox|g=SSBM|s=20px}}}}{{head|Falco|g=SSBM|s=20px}}{{head|Mr Game & Watch|g=SSBM|s=20px}}
Andrew D Watson
{{PowerRankingsRow| 7|Yikes          | 7 |{{head|Jigglypuff|g=SSBM|s=20px}}}}
Kline Charles Wright
{{PowerRankingsRow| 8|Crispy        | - |{{head|Falco|g=SSBM|s=20px}}}}
Aryan Xerxes Garakani
{{PowerRankingsRow| 9|Artifice      | 6 |{{head|Fox|g=SSBM|s=20px}}{{head|Peach|g=SSBM|s=20px}}}}
Carissa Peden
{{PowerRankingsRow|10|OHAI          | 9 |{{head|Ice Climbers|g=SSBM|s=20px}}}}{{head|Donkey Kong|g=SSBM|s=20px}}
Nick Wright
|}
Nick Harsin
Bleu Sidell
Taylor Wilbert
Brendan Lee Duffey
Topaz Little
Andrew D Watson
Vicki Young
Blake Anthony Mcnabb
Kyle Raugust
Kevin Rivera
Jacob Douglas Whitlock
Dylen Cunningham
Maximillian Garcia
Chris Lefors
Thomas Matthew Crouse
The staff members who work at Game World
Leisure Care from Spokane Washington
Etailz


===Winter 2017===
And the entire Eastern Washington Facebook Group who run like chickens with their heads cut off.
{{PowerRankingsHeader}}
{{PowerRankingsRow| 1|Chip          | 1 |{{head|Marth|g=SSBM|s=20px}}}}
{{PowerRankingsRow| 2|IM_JK          | 3 |{{head|Sheik|g=SSBM|s=20px}}}}
{{PowerRankingsRow| 3|Lime          | 2 |{{head|Marth|g=SSBM|s=20px}}}}{{head|Falco|g=SSBM|s=20px}}
{{PowerRankingsRow| 4|Zerxion        | 7 |{{head|Ganondorf|g=SSBM|s=20px}}}}{{head|Mewtwo|g=SSBM|s=20px}}
{{PowerRankingsRow| 5|Nigel          | - |{{head|Fox|g=SSBM|s=20px}}}}
{{PowerRankingsRow| 6|Artifice      | 6 |{{head|Fox|g=SSBM|s=20px}}{{head|Peach|g=SSBM|s=20px}}}}
{{PowerRankingsRow| 7|Yikes          | - |{{head|Jigglypuff|g=SSBM|s=20px}}}}
{{PowerRankingsRow| 8|9-Volt        | 9 |{{head|Fox|g=SSBM|s=20px}}}}{{head|Falco|g=SSBM|s=20px}}
{{PowerRankingsRow| 9|OHAI          | 5 |{{head|Donkey Kong|g=SSBM|s=20px}}{{head|Ice Climbers|g=SSBM|s=20px}}}}
{{PowerRankingsRow|10|Kamaji        | 8 |{{head|Fox|g=SSBM|s=20px}}{{head|Dr. Mario|g=SSBM|s=20px}}}}
|}


===Fall 2016===
==Game Over Eastern Washington==
{{PowerRankingsHeader}}
* [https://sites.google.com/view/smokinggunarchive/home To/For/About Matthew Scott Staudenraus and his criminal gang involved with Encyclopedia Dramatica (Source) ]
{{PowerRankingsRow| 1|Chip          | 1 |{{head|Marth|g=SSBM|s=20px}}}}
* [https://archive.is/LKbbB Group Banner Suggestion (Source) ]
{{PowerRankingsRow| 2|Lime          | - |{{head|Falco|g=SSBM|s=20px}}{{head|Marth|g=SSBM|s=20px}}}}
* [https://archive.is/uD7Ka/17e0f00f47b7a38905072f65bb3c456a5ee8e1e5 Prison line up (Source) featuring Mark Casteel, Jake Cunningham, and others in female selves ]
{{PowerRankingsRow| 3|IM_JK          | - |{{head|Sheik|g=SSBM|s=20px}}}}
* [https://archive.is/http://www.facebook.com/groups/EWAsmashbros Archive of Eastern Washington's Activities (Source) ]
{{PowerRankingsRow| 4|JamnT0ast      | - |{{head|Falco|g=SSBM|s=20px}}}}
* [https://archive.is/HXNFF Peeing on the American Flag (Source) ]
{{PowerRankingsRow| 5|OHAI          | 10|{{head|Donkey Kong|g=SSBM|s=20px}}}}{{head|Ice Climbers|g=SSBM|s=20px}}
* [https://archive.fo/v4niG All of Matthew Scott Staudenraus's connections and who can be pinpointed back to him as a source of influence (Source) ]
{{PowerRankingsRow| 6|Artifice      | 5 |{{head|Fox|g=SSBM|s=20px}}{{head|Peach|g=SSBM|s=20px}}}}
* [https://web.archive.org/web/20170902190946/https://novni.com/letters/read/73615/no-need-to-call-me-back Admission of guilt (Source) ]
{{PowerRankingsRow| 7|Zerxion        | 8 |{{head|Ganondorf|g=SSBM|s=20px}}}}{{head|Mewtwo|g=SSBM|s=20px}}
* [https://archive.is/ubYKe Matthew Scott Staudenrauses entire collection of gang members (Source) ]
{{PowerRankingsRow| 8|Kamaji        | 6 |{{head|Fox|g=SSBM|s=20px}}{{head|Dr. Mario|g=SSBM|s=20px}}{{head|Captain Falcon|g=SSBM|s=20px}}}}
* [https://archive.is/lgZY4 Profile of Matthew Scott Staudenraus (Source) ]
{{PowerRankingsRow| 9|9volt          | - |{{head|Falco|g=SSBM|s=20px}}{{head|Fox|g=SSBM|s=20px}}}}
* [https://archive.is/VmSNf Sends messages like this on the internet (Source) ]
{{PowerRankingsRow|10|Umasi          | 9 |{{head|Pichu|g=SSBM|s=20px}}{{head|Fox|g=SSBM|s=20px}}}}
* [https://archive.is/22ql9 Matthew's reaction to being identified and outed publicly (Source) ]
|}
* [https://archive.is/479o2 Changing faces when he knows precisely what is at stake here. The real fight begins (Source) ]
* [https://archive.is/vi7ky List of suckers who donated to the Shell Company (Source) ]
* [https://archive.is/PYToE Brendan Lee Duffey does not show where he gets his quotes (Source) ]
* [https://archive.is/gfF0n Zachary Brown expresses sexual desires to have anal sex with Corgi's (Source) ]
* [https://archive.is/wQvW1 Has absolutely no problem with words like "faggot" being used to express prejudice and violence against others (Source) ]
* [https://archive.is/0QSVb Names and faces of who admins this foul-mouthed board of rejects (Source) ]
* [https://archive.is/vxlae Raven McFann makes fun of 9/11 victims (Source) ]
* [https://paste.sh/QiDU-FdH#yWfTmVF1MQrsuW9hOUGHkaxD All connections can be found here (Source) ]
* [https://archive.is/3bCsR/fcbc129df98bf5a76b4ceca30044f0b6ea4c1209 Their version of a Power Rankings List in Adobe Photoshop (Source) ]
* [https://archive.is/I2nrM Benjamin Harmon Howard uploaded a swastika flag and endorses what that ideology stands for (Source) ]
* [https://archive.is/FiWgZ Benjamin Harmon Howard uploaded this image endorsing a mass school shooting. This kid is a degenerate who is mentally ill (Source) ]
* [https://archive.is/lihXX His current girlfriend who allows him to talk to her like this. This isn't a young "woman" with standards (Source) ]
* [https://archive.is/461VR Benjamin Harmon Howard does not take care of his health (Source) ]
* [https://archive.is/oFnJh Taylor Wilbert tells somebody to kill their parents and to then go kill themselves. Take your negative attitude elsewhere little boy (Source) ]
* [https://archive.is/j3ZZE Shane Walter Johns believes he is a "God" (Source) ]


===Summer 2015===
{{PowerRankingsHeader}}
{{PowerRankingsRow| 1|Chip          | - |{{head|Marth|g=SSBM|s=20px}}}}
{{PowerRankingsRow| 2|Shiny          | - |{{head|Jigglypuff|g=SSBM|s=20px}}}}
{{PowerRankingsRow| 3|Artifice      | - |{{head|Peach|g=SSBM|s=20px}}{{head|Falco|g=SSBM|s=20px}}}}
{{PowerRankingsRow| 4|Kimidori      | - |{{head|Ice Climbers|g=SSBM|s=20px}}}}
{{PowerRankingsRow| 5|Jamnt0ast      | - |{{head|Falco|g=SSBM|s=20px}}}}
{{PowerRankingsRow| 6|Kamaji        | - |{{head|Fox|g=SSBM|s=20px}}{{head|Dr. Mario|g=SSBM|s=20px}}{{head|Captain Falcon|g=SSBM|s=20px}}}}
{{PowerRankingsRow| 7|Carrigan      | - |{{head|Sheik|g=SSBM|s=20px}}}}
{{PowerRankingsRow| 8|IM_JK          | - |{{head|Sheik|g=SSBM|s=20px}}}}
{{PowerRankingsRow| 9|Melo          | - |{{head|Ice Climbers|g=SSBM|s=20px}}}}
{{PowerRankingsRow|10|Gus            | - |{{head|Jigglypuff|g=SSBM|s=20px}}}}
|}


==''Smash 4''==
[[Category:Public Enemy Number 1]]
===Spring 2017===
[[Category:Criminal Gangs]]
{{PowerRankingsHeader}}
[[Category:Most Wanted]]
{{PowerRankingsRow| 1|Deci          | - |{{head|Robin|g=SSB4|s=20px}}{{head|Corrin|g=SSB4|s=20px}}}}
[[Category:Fake people]]
{{PowerRankingsRow| 2|Taisa          | - |{{head|Sheik|g=SSB4|s=20px}}{{head|Marth|g=SSB4|s=20px}}}}
[[Category:Passive Aggression]]
{{PowerRankingsRow| 3|Shiny          | 2 |{{head|Lucario|g=SSB4|s=20px}}}}
[[Category:Treachery]]
{{PowerRankingsRow| 4|Slamjammington | 6 |{{head|Mario|g=SSB4|s=20px}}{{head|Fox|g=SSB4|s=20px}}}}
[[Category:Bad Influence]]
{{PowerRankingsRow| 5|Weruop        | - |{{head|Bowser Jr|g=SSB4|s=20px}}}}
[[Category:Criminal Conspiracy]]
{{PowerRankingsRow| 6|Piff          | - |{{head|Bayonetta|g=SSB4|s=20px}}{{head|Pac-Man|g=SSB4|s=20px}}}}
[[Category:Crooks]]
{{PowerRankingsRow| 7|Baxius        | - |{{head|Kirby|g=SSB4|s=20px}}{{head|Link|g=SSB4|s=20px}}}}
[[Category:Losers]]
{{PowerRankingsRow| 8|Ponitoss      | - |{{head|Mewtwo|g=SSB4|s=20px}}{{head|Cloud|g=SSB4|s=20px}}{{head|Lucina|g=SSB4|s=20px}}}}
[[Category:Civil Rights Violators]]
{{PowerRankingsRow| 9|WatdaFox      | 8 |{{head|Little Mac|g=SSB4|s=20px}}{{head|Mii Brawler|g=SSB4|s=20px}}}}
[[Category:Corrupt Organizations]]
{{PowerRankingsRow| 10|CG            | - |{{head|Captain Falcon|g=SSB4|s=20px}}}}
|}
 
===Autumn 2016===
{{PowerRankingsHeader}}
{{PowerRankingsRow| 1|Dr. Robotnik  | 4 |{{head|Yoshi|g=SSB4|s=20px}}}}
{{PowerRankingsRow| 2|Shiny          | 1 |{{head|Lucario|g=SSB4|s=20px}}{{head|Zero Suit Samus|g=SSB4|s=20px}}}}
{{PowerRankingsRow| 3|Zerxion        | 6 |{{head|Ganondorf|g=SSB4|s=20px}}{{head|Mewtwo|g=SSB4|s=20px}}}}
{{PowerRankingsRow| 4|Jamnt0ast      | 2 |{{head|ROB|g=SSB4|s=20px}}{{head|Villager|g=SSB4|s=20px}}}}
{{PowerRankingsRow| 5|Piff          | 7 |{{head|Pac-Man|g=SSB4|s=20px}}{{head|Bayonetta|g=SSB4|s=20px}}{{head|Greninja|g=SSB4|s=20px}}}}
{{PowerRankingsRow| 6|Slamjammington | - |{{head|Mario|g=SSB4|s=20px}}{{head|Fox|g=SSB4|s=20px}}}}
{{PowerRankingsRow| 7|J.R.          | - |{{head|Zero Suit Samus|g=SSB4|s=20px}}{{head|Luigi|g=SSB4|s=20px}}}}
{{PowerRankingsRow| 8|WatDaFox      | 9 |{{head|Little Mac|g=SSB4|s=20px}}{{head|Mii Brawler|g=SSB4|s=20px}}{{head|Captain Falcon|g=SSB4|s=20px}}}}
{{PowerRankingsRow| 9|Baxius        | 6 |{{head|Link|g=SSB4|s=20px}}{{head|Kirby|g=SSB4|s=20px}}}}
{{PowerRankingsRow| 10|Versace Sofa  | - |{{head|Captain Falcon|g=SSB4|s=20px}}}}
|}
 
===Winter 2016===
{{PowerRankingsHeader}}
{{PowerRankingsRow| 1|Shiny          | 3 |{{head|Lucario|g=SSB4|s=20px}}}}
{{PowerRankingsRow| 2|Jamnt0ast      | 1 |{{head|Villager|g=SSB4|s=20px}}{{head|ROB|g=SSB4|s=20px}}}}
{{PowerRankingsRow| 3|Kimidori      | 4 |{{head|Sheik|g=SSB4|s=20px}}{{head|Zero Suit Samus|g=SSB4|s=20px}}}}
{{PowerRankingsRow| 4|Dr. Wa        | 2 |{{head|Yoshi|g=SSB4|s=20px}}}}
{{PowerRankingsRow| 5|Vermanubis    | - |{{head|Ganondorf|g=SSB4|s=20px}}}}
{{PowerRankingsRow| 6|Zerxion        | - |{{head|Mewtwo|g=SSB4|s=20px}}{{head|Ganondorf|g=SSB4|s=20px}}}}
{{PowerRankingsRow| 7|Piff          | - |{{head|Pac-Man|g=SSB4|s=20px}}{{head|Greninja|g=SSB4|s=20px}}}}
{{PowerRankingsRow| 8|Tall Guy      | 9 |{{head|Link|g=SSB4|s=20px}}}}
{{PowerRankingsRow| 9|Studmuffin    | 6 |{{head|Sheik|g=SSB4|s=20px}}}}
{{PowerRankingsRow| 10|Chip          | - |{{head|Toon Link|g=SSB4|s=20px}}{{head|Sheik|g=SSB4|s=20px}}}}
|}
 
===Summer 2015===
{{PowerRankingsHeader}}
{{PowerRankingsRow| 1|Jamnt0ast      | - |{{head|Villager|g=SSB4|s=20px}}{{head|ROB|g=SSB4|s=20px}}}}
{{PowerRankingsRow| 2|Dr. Wa        | - |{{head|Yoshi|g=SSB4|s=20px}}{{head|Wario|g=SSB4|s=20px}}}}
{{PowerRankingsRow| 3|Shiny          | - |{{head|Lucario|g=SSB4|s=20px}}}}
{{PowerRankingsRow| 4|Kimidori      | - |{{head|Sheik|g=SSB4|s=20px}}{{head|Peach|g=SSB4|s=20px}}}}
{{PowerRankingsRow| 5|Twin (US)      | - |{{head|Mario|g=SSB4|s=20px}}}}
{{PowerRankingsRow| 6|Stud Muffin    | - |{{head|Sheik|g=SSB4|s=20px}}}}
{{PowerRankingsRow| 7|Icraq          | - |{{head|Ryu|g=SSB4|s=20px}}{{head|Rosalina|g=SSB4|s=20px}}}}
{{PowerRankingsRow| 8|Gus            | - |{{head|Rosalina|g=SSB4|s=20px}}}}
{{PowerRankingsRow| 9|Tall Guy      | - |{{head|Link|g=SSB4|s=20px}}}}
{{PowerRankingsRow| 10|J-Money      | - |{{head|Sonic|g=SSB4|s=20px}}}}
|}
 
==''Project M''==
===Winter 2016===
{{PowerRankingsHeader}}
{{PowerRankingsRow| 1|Chip          | 1 | {{head|Marth|g=SSBB|s=20px|l=Marth (PM)}}}}
{{PowerRankingsRow| 2|Agi            | 2 | {{head|Wario|g=SSBB|s=20px|l=Wario (PM)}}{{head|Zero Suit Samus|g=SSBB|s=20px|l=Zero Suit Samus (PM)}}}}
{{PowerRankingsRow| 3|IM_JK          | 3 | {{head|Meta Knight|g=SSBB|s=20px|l=Sheik (PM)}}{{head|Sheik|g=SSBB|s=20px|l=Donkey Kong (PM)}}}}
{{PowerRankingsRow| 4|Egg            | - | {{head|Fox|g=SSBB|s=20px|l=Fox (PM)}}{{head|ROB|g=SSBB|s=20px|l=ROB (PM)}}}}
{{PowerRankingsRow| 5|Shiny          | 4 | {{head|Charizard|g=SSBB|s=20px|l=Charizard (PM)}}}}
{{PowerRankingsRow| 6|Zerxion        | - | {{head|Ganondorf|g=SSBB|s=20px|l=Ganondorf (PM)}}{{head|Mewtwo|g=PM|s=20px}}}}
{{PowerRankingsRow| 7|Lime          | 5 | {{head|Mr . Game & Watch|g=SSBB|s=20px|l=Mr . Game & Watch (PM)}}}}
{{PowerRankingsRow| 8|Spruce Lee    | - | {{head|Marth|g=SSBB|s=20px|l=Marth (PM)}}}}
{{PowerRankingsRow| 9|Artifice      | 9 | {{head|Fox|g=SSBB|s=20px|l=Fox (PM)}}{{head|Falco|g=SSBB|s=20px|l=Falco (PM)}}{{head|Peach|g=SSBB|s=20px|l=Peach (PM)}}}}
{{PowerRankingsRow| 10|Skilled Roy  | - | {{head|Ivysaur|g=SSBB|s=20px|l=Ivysaur (PM)}}}}
|}
 
===Summer 2015===
{{PowerRankingsHeader}}
{{PowerRankingsRow| 1|Chip          | - | }}
{{PowerRankingsRow| 2|Agi            | - | }}
{{PowerRankingsRow| 3|IM_JK          | - | }}
{{PowerRankingsRow| 4|Shiny          | - | }}
{{PowerRankingsRow| 5|Lime          | - | }}
{{PowerRankingsRow| 6|Praxis        | - | }}
{{PowerRankingsRow| 7|Kamaji        | - | }}
{{PowerRankingsRow| 8|Gus            | - | }}
{{PowerRankingsRow| 9|Artifice      | - | }}
{{PowerRankingsRow| 10|Twin (US)    | - | }}
|}
 
==External links==
* [https://www.facebook.com/groups/EWASmashBros/?fref=nf Eastern Washington Smash Bros. Facebook group (Source)]
 
[[Category:American Power Rankings]]

Revision as of 16:22, October 19, 2017

The Eastern Washington Power Rankings are a fucking farce made up by people just like Matthew Scott Staudenraus, Shane Benjamin Michael Marks, Anthony Hunter, Chris Lefors, Calum Larkin, Kline Charles Wright, Colin Morin, Jess G Howell, Tony Dennis to make fun of people they think are inferior to them with no actual purpose to it. If you are not on this list you are pretty much roadkill to them and they could give two flying shits if you get murdered because of their ties with Encyclopedia Dramatica, 4chan, Kiwifarms, and the other garbage in the sewers of the world wide web. A farce should be funny but this one couldn't even make a 3 year old laugh. This foul-mouthed excuse for a "community" are actually just in this to spread their vile hate speech and use drive-by scare tactics if you dare even speak out and make it clear that they are everything that is wrong with the world. Give all the people listed here a fight they will never forget. These are what ruins the world. They are not your friends. They will go as far as attempting to get you killed as though you are worthless and a subhuman according to their fucked up version of what is "normal". They subscribe to eugenics and will talk trash about your physical appearance. Tony for instance is just a pork belly little pig who looks like he has eaten too many doritos in his time and hasn't gone back to swimming practice. That's what you get when your hair color is just like the color of the logic that comes out of your mouth. And Jess G Howell makes fun of starving children in Africa. Super intelligent isn't it? Clearly the only fucktards are people like this. Insecure little shitstains.

Worst of the Worst on the West Coast

  1. 1 is Matthew Scott Staudenraus

Benjamin Michael Marks Shane Walter Johns Tony Dennis Jess G Howell Raven McFann Nathan Ryan Armstrong and his pathetic ex-girlfriend Delta, Alaska Andrew D Watson Kline Charles Wright Aryan Xerxes Garakani Carissa Peden Nick Wright Nick Harsin Bleu Sidell Taylor Wilbert Brendan Lee Duffey Topaz Little Andrew D Watson Vicki Young Blake Anthony Mcnabb Kyle Raugust Kevin Rivera Jacob Douglas Whitlock Dylen Cunningham Maximillian Garcia Chris Lefors Thomas Matthew Crouse The staff members who work at Game World Leisure Care from Spokane Washington Etailz

And the entire Eastern Washington Facebook Group who run like chickens with their heads cut off.

Game Over Eastern Washington