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''Note: Under construction.''
{{Infobox Character
|name         = Falco
|image        = [[File:Falco SSBM.jpg|Falco Lombardi]]
|symbol       = preBrawl
|game         = Melee
|ssbgame1     = Brawl
|availability = [[Unlockable character|Unlockable]]
|tier         = Semi-Godly-Cheap
|ranking      = 2}}
'''{{SSBM|Falco}}''' is a surprisely good character in ''[[Super Smash Bros. Melee]]''. Falco is placed #2 on the [[tier list|popular list]], right under {{SSBM|Fox}}. He is well known in the game for being a copy-cat to Fox, which he does not like at all. He is also known for being <s>a huge dickhead</s> slightly average at [[Blaster#Falco|shooting lasers]] at his opponents. Falco is a very fast and quick character <s>like he's on drugs</s>. That helps him with <s>taunting the slow-ass characters</s> a hit-and-run technique with his laser gun.

==Pros & Cons==
===Pros===
*He's <s>on drugs</s> very fast.
*He can perform many [[Short hop laser|magic tricks]] with his laser gun.
*He can make [[Reflector#Falco|shiny things]] <s>to seduce his opponents</s>.
*Can [[SHFFL|dance]] like a fucking boss!

===Cons===
*He's a <s>fraud</s> copy-cat.
*A [[Kirby (SSBM)|pink ball]] can [[Kirby (SSBM)/Back aerial|kick him]] to death.
*Not good at [[recover]]ing <s>from drugs</s>.

==Techniques==
====[[SHL|The Hop 'N' Shot]]====
Falco does a little hop and shoots his laser. It's useful if you want your opponents saying "What the fuck did he just do?".

====[[SHFFL|Every Day I'm Shuffling]]====
Falco does a cool dance kind of like [[Media:Eventheclub.gif|this]]. This is very useful to <s>get the bitches</s> get out of tricky situations because his fast dancing can get out of it pretty quick.

====[[Pillaring|Peer Pressure at its Best]]====
Falco pressures his opponent to <s>do drugs</s> defend him (or her) self. For some reason, Falco can then beat the opponent even though he (or she) is defending him (or her) self.

==Moveset==
===Neutral attacks===
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v222/yjc1234/Falco%20Hitboxes/JabAnimation.gif

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v222/yjc1234/Falco%20Hitboxes/Jab2Animation.gif

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v222/yjc1234/Falco%20Hitboxes/JabRapidAnimation.gif

'''Rating''': 1/5

Falco does a two punch combo and rapid kicks, kind of like a basic combo in MMA fighting. If it were real life, it would some pretty damn good damage. However, due to Nintendo <s>being pussies</s> wanting to soften the physics, it is really weak, but it is fast.

===Tilts===
====Forward tilt====

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v222/yjc1234/Falco%20Hitboxes/ForwardTiltAnimation.gif
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v222/yjc1234/Falco%20Hitboxes/ForwardTiltUpAnimation.gif
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v222/yjc1234/Falco%20Hitboxes/ForwardTiltDownAnimation.gif

'''Rating''': 1.5/5

Falco does a basic kick that's even more basic than his previous basic kick. It's decent <s>and can lead to a lot of pointless, complicated techniques that can</s> I'm just fucking with you this move doesn't do shit.

====Up tilt====

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v222/yjc1234/Falco%20Hitboxes/UpTiltAnimation.gif

'''Rating''': 4/5

Falco does a ballerina type kick upwards. This move is weak, quick and pointless, but because this kick shows how limber he is, he gets an almost great for this.

====Down tilt====

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v222/yjc1234/Falco%20Hitboxes/DownTiltAnimation.gif

'''Rating''': 3/5

Falco does a 360 spin with his tail hitting the people around him<s>, making his opponents have urine all over their body</s>. This is another example of his boss dancing skills so he gets a 3/5 for the move.

===Dash attack===

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v222/yjc1234/Falco%20Hitboxes/DashAttackAnimation.gif

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