Editing User:Nymbare/QuoteRoulette

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{{cquote|<center>When a man loves cats, I am his friend and ally without further introduction.</center>|cite=Mark Twain}}
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{{cquote|<center>To begin with, we're not what you'd call "human."</center>|cite=Colonel, ''Metal Gear Solid 2''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Japan put so many things inside my head that I can't get out</center>|cite=Fancy Mon}}
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{{cquote|<center>Ugh you'll pay for that.</center>|cite=The main character of ''Caves of Hell''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I am the man who arranges the blocks that descend upon me from up above.</center>|cite=''Tetris'' – Pig With the Face of a Boy}}
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{{cquote|<center>From now on, there will be no more darkness.</center>|cite=The Batter, ''off''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Be not an agent of someone else's justice, but justice itself! Now, let us fight as two great men, freed of their gods.</center>|cite=Walhart, ''Fire Emblem Awakening''}}
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{{cquote|<center>vinny i swear to fucking god if you call dio goku one more time i will shit a house</center>|cite=Joel of Vinesauce}}
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{{cquote|<center>Now we're really getting to that authentic 2002 experience!</center>|cite=Joel of Vinesauce}}
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{{cquote|<center>It is your thirteenth birthday, and as with all twelve preceding it, something feels missing from your life.</center>|cite=Narrator, ''Homestuck''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Let me tell ya the story of me old bones!</center>|cite=Jerma}}
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{{cquote|<center>'''TO BATTLLLLE'''</center>|cite=STAR_}}
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{{cquote|<center>It's all about the invisible naked ladies now. You can't even see them, it doesn't make any sense!</center>|cite=Jerma}}
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{{cquote|<center>His coconut gun is bigger, faster, stronger too! He's the gun member of the coconut crew! HUH!</center>|cite=[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKDlqdsw1i8 DK Rap (Unused Version)]}}
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{{cquote|<center>...You sick fucks.</center>|cite=Jerma}}
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{{cquote|<center>Live like a windrammer as you fuck.</center>|cite=Vinny of Vinesauce}}
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{{cquote|<center>More fun than your body has room for.</center>|cite=Vinny of Vinesauce}}
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{{cquote|<center>I fucking hate vines.</center>|cite=Vinny of Vinesauce}}
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{{cquote|<center>Someone in chat just said, 'I don't think you'll be able to finish this game, Vinny. YOU DON'T IT. I'm going to sleep.' That really stings. You know, I thought I it, but it turns out I don't it.</center>|cite=Vinny of Vinesauce}}
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{{cquote|<center>i am honestly glad he's dead</center>|cite=Mega Man, ''Mega Man Sprite Game''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Well that was fuckin' stupid, wasn't it?</center>|cite=Joel of Vinesauce}}
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{{cquote|<center>"Be gone you childhood bullies!" Cried out Garfield as he backhanded the children into unconsciousness.</center>|cite=''Garfield Effect: Galaxy Adventure''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Fact #3: He is NOT the Minecraft Creeper, I just wanna make that very ''fucking'' clear.</center>|cite=Brendaniel - 30 Facts About the Creeper from Scooby-Doo}}
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{{cquote|<center>Well, if their name is "whatever", it's whatever the hell I say it is!</center>|cite={{Sm|EE}}}}
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{{cquote|<center>That boy got opened up faster than a bottle of hot sauce at my family reunion. That was DEE-SGUSTING.</center>|cite={{Sm|EE}}}}
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{{cquote|<center>So a lot of people have been wondering...</center>|cite={{Sm|ZeRo}}}}
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{{cquote|<center>The pizza, He-Man! EAT IT! aAAAAAAAA'''HAHAHAHA'''</center>|cite=Joel of Vinesauce}}
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{{cquote|<center>Now, look at this net!</center>|cite=Robbie Rotten, ''LazyTown''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Eeeasy monaaay!</center>|cite={{Sm|Bizzarro Flame}}}}
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{{cquote|<center>"She is treason!" Said another Admiral with contempt. "If you do not quiet yourself, I will treason YOU!" roared Garfield with indignations fury.</center>|cite=''Garfield Effect: Galaxy Adventure''}}
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{{cquote|<center>oh no</center>|cite=Knuckles, ''Sonic Adventure''}}
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{{cquote|<center>OOOWWWWW, MY GODDAMN ROBOT FACE</center>|cite=Maximilian Dood}}
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{{cquote|<center>This is Aero Knife - the only knife designed to slice air and execute oranges.</center>|cite=The Real Aero Knife}}
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{{cquote|<center>Look at this knife, it's a knife!</center>|cite=The Real Aero Knife}}
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{{cquote|<center>Captain Crunch is in the arena! He doesn't give a shit if you think his cereal is WAY too sugary, he's gonna come down and he's gonna dropkick the fuck out of your grandmother, it's Captain Crunch ladies and gentlemen, the KEEPER, the number ONE seed!</center>|cite=Jerma}}
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{{cquote|<center>what</center>|cite=Mega Man, ''Mega Man Sprite Game''}}
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{{cquote|<center>what i can't write on is how much of a prick you are</center>|cite=Mega Man, ''Mega Man Sprite Game''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Don't judge me by my appearance.</center>|cite=Bio Rex, ''F-Zero X''}}
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{{cquote|<center>What's with this Iron Curtain of teamwork?!</center>|cite=Kazuichi Souda, ''Super Danganronpa 2: Sayonara Despair Academy''}}
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{{cquote|<center>When I was a lad, I ate four dozen eggs every morning to help me get large.</center>|cite=Gaston, ''Beauty and the Beast''}}
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{{cquote|<center>And now that I'm grown, I eat five dozen eggs, so I'm roughly the size of a barge!</center>|cite=Gaston, ''Beauty and the Beast''}}
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{{cquote|<center>100%! YOUAERE My FUCKIGN GI>RLFREIONGD</center>|cite=[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8v-IifCPH4 whatever this is]}}
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{{cquote|<center>Now, will it look good? Or will it look... byad.</center>|cite=Joel of Vinesauce}}
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{{cquote|<center>You're so shallow, you probably judge things by their physical appearance.</center>|cite=Xavier, ''Xavier: Renegade Angel''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I'm a survivor. We're a dying breed.</center>|cite=Xavier, ''Xavier: Renegade Angel''}}
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{{cquote|<center>You punched my fat and now you will pay.........................</center>|cite=Fat Man, ''The Supermarket Monster''}}
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{{cquote|<center>"It is ok my friend you are going through the puberty." Said Garfield with biology.</center>|cite=''Garfield Effect: Galaxy Adventure''}}
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{{cquote|<center>"I SEE ALL FEMALES." Declared Garfield with righteous roaring as he headbutted the krogan into the ground.</center>|cite=''Garfield Effect: Galaxy Adventure''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Awwwww shit, here comes Pac-Man...</center>|cite=here comes pacman}}
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{{cquote|<center>Rats. We're rats. We're the rats. We prey at night, we stalk at night. We're the rats.</center>|cite=Rats, ''Rat Movie''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Yeah, that WOULD be real nice if it were true. 'Cept it isn't. You're a ''rat,'' aren'tcha?</center>|cite=Sgt. Pickles, ''Rat Movie''}}
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{{cquote|<center>You never know when you might need a rocket launcher.</center>|cite=Lady Griffinsteed the Elder, ''Castle Griffinsteed''}}
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{{cquote|<center>My stomach is full of all kinds of fluid...</center>|cite=Carl Griffinsteed, ''Castle Griffinsteed''}}
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{{cquote|<center>"I respect three things: Strength, justice, America, and lasagna." Said Garfield with heart.</center>|cite=''Garfield Effect: Galaxy Adventure''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I fight for my friends.</center>|cite=[[Ike]]}}
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{{cquote|<center>You'll get no sympathy from me.</center>|cite=[[Ike]]}}
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{{cquote|<center>"I have never met a wolf I did not like to slam." Said Garfield wittily as he took the wolves and slammed them one on one like lightweight footballs.</center>|cite=''Garfield Effect: Galaxy Adventure''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Big McThankies from McSpankies.</center>|cite=Skeet}}
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{{cquote|<center>Your soul is mine.|cite=Shang Tsung}}
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{{cquote|<center>Name ''one'' realm you control.|cite=Noob Saibot, ''Mortal Kombat 11''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Watch out! Beware! Take care! MASHEEN is hiding out there somewhere, don't get mashed now!|cite=Coach Insano, ''Need for Madness? TooOo?!''}}
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{{cquote|<center>This track is actually a 4D object projected onto the 3D world. It's been broken down, separated and, in many ways, it is also a maze! GOOD LUCK!</center>|cite=Coach Insano, ''Need for Madness? TooOo?!''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Anyone up for a game of Digger?! You can have fun using MASHEEN here!</center>|cite=Coach Insano, ''Need for Madness? TooOo?!''}}
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{{cquote|<center>It is an act enjoyably performed between two people on a flat surface.</center>|cite=Me, attempting to describe table tennis without naming it}}
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{{cquote|<center>Good morning, dildos!</center>|cite=Joe Santagato}}
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{{cquote|<center>And usually, [infomercials are] joke. It's never something I ever take seriously, and I think a lot of people are in the same boat, where you're just sitting there watching the TV and you go, "What the hell am I watching right now? Uh- can I change the channel?" but the p- the problem with an infomercial is you have some weird sorcery spell on you. You CAN'T change the channel. You reach for the remote but it's so dumb and so enticing and there's so many stupid cliches like the black and white screen of someone doing something really stupid like their house exploding because they used the wrong onion peeler... You gotta keep watching!</center>|cite=Jerma}}
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{{cquote|<center>Mick Jagger fucked a goose in my dream.</center>|cite=Joe Santagato}}
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{{cquote|<center>What you need is a nice, refreshing Candwich! Quick and easy and ready to eat, I am gonna PISS BLOOD.</center>|cite=Joe Santagato}}
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{{cquote|<center>Don't you hate when it starts to get cold outside and you no longer immediately get swamp-ass the second you walk out the door?</center>|cite=Joe Santagato}}
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{{cquote|<center>You're wearing a pair of pants that's plugged into the fuckin' wall! If someone turns on the microwave, the fuse blows, boom! Melted dick!</center>|cite=Joe Santagato}}
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{{cquote|<center>Don't let our food be denied you; put our polyunsaturated fats and triglycerides inside you!</center>|cite=Jimmy Neutron}}
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{{cquote|<center>Move, I'm gay.</center>|cite=Lucien Dodge as Leon Fire Emblem}}
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{{cquote|<center>What's to feel uneasy about, Fidget? You're adorable! I think I might have him make another Fidget doll that I'll just hang on to. ''Forever.''</center>|cite= Dust, ''Dust: An Elysian Tail''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Whoop! Here I go. I can FLY?!</center>|cite=Knuckles, SnapCube's ''Sonic Adventure 2'' Improv Fandub}}
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{{cquote|<center>Hello, Sly Cooper. I've been expecting me. ...You. Expecting y- I'VE REHEARSED THIS AND EVERYTHING! . . . Wha- look, okay. Take it- Take it again. Come through the window again, please. Uh, hello? Servants? Fix up the- I don't have servants anymore I'm a pirate. CREW? Fix up the window!</center>|cite=Raleigh, SnapCube's ''Sly Cooper'' Improv Fandub}}
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{{cquote|<center>Muhuhuh! Hey everyone, guess what! I know you wanna buy my stocks, but FUCK you. I'm keeping the stocks! That's right, you ugly little girl, I HATE YOU and your STUPID NOSE! I'm taking everything from you, give me your phone! I'm taking over Victoria's Secret, I'm taking over Best Buy, the news is MINE, and everyone else can leave, YOU SEE THAT PLANET? ''I'M TAKING IT TOO!!'' It looks like a fucking walnut! <small>[the planet explodes]</small> BLAM! And it BUSTED a nut, THEN AND THERE!</center>|cite=Dr. Eggman, SnapCube's ''Sonic Adventure 2'' Improvised Fandub}}
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{{cquote|<center>I've got a little secret that'll REALLY make 'em cry. It's a nasty kind of magic from a special kind of guy!</center>|cite=I. M. Meen}}
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{{cquote|<center>How about 'full of shit'? Is that a meme?</center>|cite=Raiden, ''Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Sonic, I've had ENOUGH, you took my wife, you fucked my crops, I'm takin' ya life! ...AND the Chaos Emeralds!</center>|cite=Dr. Eggman, SnapCube's ''Sonic Adventure 2'' Improv Fandub}}
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{{cquote|<center>These cameos are KILLING me.</center>|cite=Rash, ''Killer Instinct''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I... SERVE... NO ONE!</center>|cite=Eyedol, ''Killer Instinct''}}
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{{cquote|<center>HEAGH!</center>|cite=Hinata, ''Fire Emblem: Fates''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Every time I see you, I fall in love all over again.</center>|cite=Hinata, ''Fire Emblem: Fates''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Your breath...smells like a dead person's shit.</center>|cite=Joe Santagato}}
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{{cquote|<center>Yowzer. This town's gone Bowser.</center>|cite=Xavier, ''Xavier: Renegade Angel''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I'll just fit in – take on a normal life! Meet a nice job, hold down a well-paying family...</center>|cite=Xavier, ''Xavier: Renegade Angel''}}
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{{cquote|<center>That's it! I give up! I sacrifice everything, even your lives for you people, and what do I get?</center>|cite=Xavier, ''Xavier: Renegade Angel''}}
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{{cquote|<center>If the computer virus is infecting people, then I need a human virus to infecticide... ''the computer.''</center>|cite=Xavier, ''Xavier: Renegade Angel''}}
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{{cquote|<center>c:</center>|cite=What I assume my dog's eternal thought process to be}}
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