Editing User:Monsieur Crow/Quotelist

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{{cquote|<center>In time, you will offend everyone you know.</center>|cite=Unknown}}
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{{cquote|<center>It is possible to commit no mistakes, and still lose. That is not weakness. That is life.</center>|cite=Jean-Luc Picard in ''Star Trek - The Next Generation''}}
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{{cquote|<center>When game is going full retard, you can only go with it. If you start going against it, if you start going half-retard, you're fucking done for.</center>|cite=Johan "N0tail" Sundstein}}
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{{cquote|<center>Story in a game is like a story in a porn movie. It's expected to be there, but it's not that important.</center>|cite=John Carmack}}
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{{cquote|<center>If you don't like what is available today, you should not be licensing code in the hopes that I will change it into something you like more.</center>|cite=John Carmack}}
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{{cquote|<center>Measuring programming progress by lines of code is like measuring aircraft building progress by weight.</center>|cite=Bill Gates}}
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{{cquote|<center>A few people laughed, a few people cried. Most were silent.</center>|cite=Robert Oppenheimer}}
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{{cquote|<center>Battle not with monsters lest ye become a monster; and if you gaze into the abyss, the abyss gazes into you.</center>|cite=Friedrich Nietzsche}}
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{{cquote|<center>When my information changes, I alter my conclusions. What do you do, sir? </center>|cite=John Maynard Keynes}}
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{{cquote|<center>In the long run, we are all dead.</center>|cite=John Maynard Keynes}}
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{{cquote|<center>Only the best is good enough.</center>|cite=Ole Kirk Christiansen}}
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{{cquote|<center>If you hear a voice within you say, "you cannot paint," then by all means paint, and that voice will be silenced.</center>|cite=Vincent van Gogh}}
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{{cquote|<center>Have no fear of perfection. You'll never reach it.</center>|cite=Salvador Dalí}}
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{{cquote|<center>I don't do drugs. I am drugs.</center>|cite=Salvador Dalí}}
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{{cquote|<center>In the future, everyone will be world-famous for 15 minutes.</center>|cite=Andy Warhol}}
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{{cquote|<center>It's okay. I was useless at your age, too.</center>|cite=Paul Arden}}
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{{cquote|<center>Instead of waiting for perfection, run with what you've got, then fix it as you go.</center>|cite=Paul Arden}}
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{{cquote|<center>Great people have great egos. Maybe that's what makes them great.</center>|cite=Paul Arden}}
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{{cquote|<center>It is better to regret what you have done than what you haven't.</center>|cite=Paul Arden}}
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{{cquote|<center>I always wondered why somebody didn't do something, then I realised I am somebody.</center>|cite=Lily Tomlin}}
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{{cquote|<center>Faster, faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death.</center>|cite=Hunter S. Thompson}}
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{{cquote|<center>I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.</center>|cite=Hunter S. Thompson}}
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{{cquote|<center>So we shall let the reader answer this question for himself: who is the happier man, he who has braved the storm of life and lived or he who has stayed securely on shore and merely existed?</center>|cite=Hunter S. Thompson}}
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{{cquote|<center>The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again: but already it was impossible to say which was which.</center>|cite=George Orwell's ''Animal Farm''}}
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{{cquote|<center>A true war story is never moral. It does not instruct, nor encourage virtue.</center>|cite=Tim O'Brien's ''The Things They Carried''}}
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{{cquote|<center>The good writers touch life often. The mediocre ones run a quick hand over her. The bad ones rape her and leave her for the flies.</center>|cite=Ray Bradbury's ''Fahrenheit 451''}}
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{{cquote|<center>It was love at first sight, at last sight, at ever and ever sight.</center>|cite=Vladimir Nabokov's ''Lolita''}}
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{{cquote|<center>One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.</center>|cite=Hunter S. Thompson's ''Fear and Loathing In Las Vegas''}}
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{{cquote|<center>You people voted for Hubert Humphrey! And you killed Jesus!</center>|cite=Hunter S. Thompson's ''Fear and Loathing In Las Vegas''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I was right in the middle of a fucking reptile zoo, and somebody was giving booze to these goddamn things. Won't be long now before they tear us to shreds.</center>|cite=Hunter S. Thompson's ''Fear and Loathing In Las Vegas''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Its easy to make frends if you let pepul laff at you. Im going to have lots of frends where I go.</center>|cite=Daniel Keyes's ''Flowers For Algernon''}}
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{{cquote|<center>p.p.s. please if you get a chanse put some flowrs on Algernons grave in thebak yard...</center>|cite=Daniel Keyes's ''Flowers For Algernon''}}
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{{cquote|<center>In the beginning God created heaven and earth. Now the earth was a formless void, there was darkness over the deep, with a divine wind sweeping over the waters. God said, "Let there be light," and there was light.</center>|cite=''Genesis 1:1-3'', The Bible}}
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{{cquote|<center>In the Name of God, the Merciful, the Compassionate. Praise belongs to God, the Lord of all Being, the All-merciful, the All-compassionate, the Master of the Day of Doom. Thee only we serve; to Thee alone we pray for succour. Guide us in the straight path, the path of those whom Thou has blessed, not of those against whom Thou art wrathful, nor of those who are astray.</center>|cite=''The Opening, 1:1-7'', The Koran}}
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{{cquote|<center>I cannot say and I will not say that she is dead; she is just away.</center>|cite=James Whitcomb Riley's ''She Is Just Away''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Tonight, I can write the saddest lines; I loved her, and sometimes she loved me too. Through nights like this one, I held her in my arms. I kissed her again and again under the endless sky.</center>|cite=Pablo Neruda's ''Tonight''}}
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{{cquote|<center>But I love your feet, only because they walked upon the earth and upon the wind and upon the waters, until they found me.</center>|cite=Pablo Neruda's ''Your Feet''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.</center>|cite=Frank Herbert's ''Dune''}}
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{{cquote|<center>In the beginning, the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry, and been widely regarded as a bad move.</center>|cite=Douglas Adams's ''The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Is it better for a man to have chosen evil than to have good imposed upon him?</center>|cite=Anthony Burgess's ''A Clockwork Orange''}}
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{{cquote|<center>We can destroy what we have written, but we cannot unwrite it.</center>|cite=Anthony Burgess's ''A Clockwork Orange''}}
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{{cquote|<center>When a man cannot choose, he ceases to be a man.</center>|cite=Anthony Burgess's ''A Clockwork Orange''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I cried because I had no wallet, until I met a man who had no money. I don't know why he had no money, because that man stole my wallet.</center>|cite=Jarod Kintz}}
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{{cquote|<center>I am firmly convinced that Spain is the strongest country of the world. Century after century trying to destroy herself and still no success.</center>|cite=Otto von Bismarck}}
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{{cquote|<center>Every nation gets the government it deserves. </center>|cite=Joseph de Maistre}}
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{{cquote|<center>When the poor have nothing more to eat, they will eat the rich.</center>|cite=Jean-Jacques Rousseau}}
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{{cquote|<center>People, I just want to say, you know, can we all get along?</center>|cite=Rodney King}}
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{{cquote|<center>My dad used to tell me, "Son, don't ever miss a good chance to shut up."</center>|cite=Dr. Phil}}
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{{cquote|<center>I ain't some Hassidic hillbilly with a snoot full of honeybees.</center>|cite=Dr. Phil}}
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{{cquote|<center>Win if you can, lose if you must, but always cheat. </center>|cite=Jesse Ventura}}
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{{cquote|<center>I speak my mind. If it offends some people, well, there's not much I can do about that. But I'm going to be honest. I'm going to continue to speak my mind, and that's who I am. </center>|cite=Jesse Ventura}}
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{{cquote|<center>Congratulations, you have a sense of humour. And to those who don't: Go stick your head in the mud. </center>|cite=Jesse Ventura}}
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{{cquote|<center>Too often, we judge other groups by their worst examples, while judging ourselves by our best intentions.</center>|cite=George W. Bush}}
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{{cquote|<center>You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life.</center>|cite=Winston Churchill}}
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{{cquote|<center>If you're going through hell, keep going.</center>|cite=Winston Churchill}}
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{{cquote|<center>Success is not final, and failure is not fatal.</center>|cite=Winston Churchill}}
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{{cquote|<center>Let no one think that flexibility and a predisposition to compromise is a sign of weakness.</center>|cite=Paul Kagame}}
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{{cquote|<center>We don't have the power of wealth, military strength, or even technology. But we have the power of resilience.</center>|cite=Paul Kagame}}
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{{cquote|<center>I disagreed with most of what he said, but I loved the way he said it.</center>|cite=Ruth Bader Ginsburg}}
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{{cquote|<center>Don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. Read the newspaper, you're misinformed.</center>|cite=Mark Twain}}
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{{cquote|<center>Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.</center>|cite=Mark Twain}}
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{{cquote|<center>There are basically two types of people: People who accomplish things, and people who claim to have accomplished things. The first group is less crowded.</center>|cite=Mark Twain}}
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{{cquote|<center>'''IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOU THINK.'''</center>|cite=The Rock}}
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{{cquote|<center>Old country way, make him humble! Suplex him, put him in the camel clutch, break his back, and then fuck his ass, make him humble, 'till he respect the Iron Sheik!</center>|cite=The Iron Sheik}}
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{{cquote|<center>''Iran number one! Russia number one! USA, hack-phooey!''</center>|cite=The Iron Sheik}}
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{{cquote|<center>You're a punk motherfucking piece of shit. You're a fucking fag. You fucking suck. You're a no-good motherfucker. You're a no-good son of a bitch... but I still I like you.</center>|cite=The Iron Sheik}}
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{{cquote|<center>You sit there, and you thump your Bible, and you say your prayers, and it didn't get you anywhere! Talk about your Psalms, talk about John 3:16... ''Austin 3:16 says: '''I just whipped your ass!'''''</center>|cite=Stone Cold Steve Austin}}
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{{cquote|<center>''And that's the bottom line!<br><br>''''Cause Stone Cold said so!'''''</center>|cite=Stone Cold Steve Austin}}
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{{cquote|<center>''Whatcha gonna do, brother?! Whatcha gonna do when '''500 POUNDS OF HULKMANIA''' run wild all over you?!''</center>|cite=Hulk Hogan}}
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{{cquote|<center>Once, dragons and men coexisted. <br>They shared a peace forged in wisdom,<br> a peace that lasted many generations.</center>|cite=Opening text in ''Fire Emblem''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Tim is off on a search to rescue the Princess. She has been snatched by a horrible and evil monster. This happened because Tim made a mistake.</center>|cite=Opening text in ''Braid''}}
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{{cquote|<center>You are standing in an open field west of a white house, with a boarded front door.<br>There is a small mailbox here.</center>|cite=Opening text in ''Zork!''}}
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{{cquote|<center>This is the story of a man named Stanley.</center>|cite=Opening narration in ''The Stanley Parable''}}
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{{cquote|<center>This is the story of a man named Stanley. Stanley worked for a company in a big building, where he was employee number 427. Employee number 427's job was simple. He sat at his desk in room 427 and he pushed buttons on a keyboard. Orders came to him through a monitor next to his desk, telling him what buttons to push, how long to push them, and in what order. This is what employee 427 did every day of every month of every year. And although others might consider it soul rending, Stanley relished every moment that the orders came in, as though he had been made exactly for this job.<br><br>And Stanley was happy.</center>|cite=Opening narration in ''The Stanley Parable''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Now, please sit back and enjoy the game.</center>|cite=Opening text in ''Persona 4''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Alpha Team is flying over the forest zone situated in north-west Raccoon City, where we are searching for the helicopter of our compatriots, Bravo Team, who disappeared during the middle of their mission. Bizarre murder cases have recently occurred in Raccoon City. There have been outlandish reports of families being attacked by groups of about ten people. Victims were apparently eaten. </center>|cite=Chris Redfield in ''Resident Evil''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Say pal, you don't look so good. You better find something to eat before night comes!</center>|cite=Maxwell in ''Don't Starve''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Well, Cuphead and his pal Mugman, they liked to roll the dice. By chance they came 'pon Devil's game, and gosh, they paid the price!</center>|cite=Cuphead's ''Don't Deal With the Devil''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Isaac, wake up! Please, dear, wake up! The Mt. Aleph Boulder is going to fall! Come on, Isaac. We have to go----now!</center>|cite=Dora in ''Golden Sun''}}
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{{cquote|<center>In the land of Hyrule, there echoes a legend. A legend held early by the Royal Family that tells of a boy...</center>|cite=Opening text in ''Majora's Mask''}}
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{{cquote|<center>This is but one of the legends of which the people speak...</center>|cite=Opening text in ''The Wind Waker''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Proper story's supposed to start at the beginning. Ain't so simple with this one. Here's a kid whose whole world got all twisted, leaving him stranded on a rock in the sky.<br><br>He gets up. Sets off for the Bastion, where everyone agreed to go in case of trouble.</center>|cite=Opening narration in ''Bastion''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Countless legends surround a sword known as Soul Edge. Some claim it to be the ultimate weapon. Others refer to it as the Sword of Heroes; a phantom sword with immeasurable power of the spirits; the key to eternal youth; a treasure without equal; a panacea to cure all illnesses. There are even those who consider it as the Sword of Salvation.<br><br>Although various folklore of Soul Edge spread across the world, its true nature was unmistakably evil. It was a demonic sword that fed on human souls.</center>|cite=Opening text in ''Soul Calibur II''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Although various folklore of Soul Edge spread across the world, its true nature was unmistakably evil. It was a demonic sword that fed on human souls.</center>|cite=Opening text in ''Soul Calibur II''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Congratulations. The October labor lottery is complete. Your name was pulled.<br><br>For immediate placement, report to the Ministry Of Admission at Grestin Border Checkpoint.<br><br> An apartment will be provided for you and your family in East Grestin. Expect a Class-8 dwelling. <br><br><br>Glory to Arstotzka.</center>|cite=Opening text in ''Papers, Please''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Legend tells of an ancient artifact that can grant a woman's wish...The Skull Heart<br><br>However, if she is impure of heart, her wish will be corrupted, and she will be turned into an immensely powerful, twisted being of destruction... The Skull Girl</center>|cite=Opening text in ''Skullgirls''}}
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{{cquote|<center>About 15 years ago, the base point connected with another world. Appeared in various places on the Earth. That was called a Gate. The name of the world is Randlok. That was the fantasy world where magic existed really.</center>|cite=Opening text in ''Primitive Link''}}
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{{cquote|<center>We'll fall in love in the town where it snows.</center>|cite=Opening text in ''Konayuki Fururi''}}
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{{cquote|<center>extend the little wings which fly in this sky highly</center>|cite=Opening text in ''If My Heart Had Wings''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Sometimes I question my life decisions. Tomorrow is my first day of college, it's past 11:00PM, and instead of sleeping, I'm at an Adam Eaton concert one state away from my college campus. Unlike teenagers out in the audience screaming for an encore, though, I'm the girl backstage dusting Adam's face with another coat of powder before he heads back out...</center>|cite=Sian Goodin in ''Backstage Pass''}}
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{{cquote|<center>We're almost home. Your room is just the way you left it.</center>|cite=Joslyn, King Dowager, Duke of Caloris in ''Long Live the Queen''}}
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{{cquote|<center>They're hostile...? This might be more trouble than it's worth...</center>|cite=Suguri in ''Suguri''}}
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{{cquote|<center>This is... the sky? It's heavy and gloomy. It looks as dark as it can get. ...I'll commence... my operation now.</center>|cite=Sora  in ''Sora''}}
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{{cquote|<center>It is the stated position of the U.S. Air Force that their safeguards would prevent the occurrence of such events as are depicted in this film. Furthermore, it should be noted that none of the characters portrayed in this film are meant to represent any real persons living or dead. </center>|cite=Opening crawl in ''Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Hey, guess what? I've got a job that you're going to love. Nice and easy, this is strictly a salvage mission. No crazy shit, I promise. </center>|cite=Opening text of ''Analogue - A Hate Story''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Fight using only the left and right mouse buttons. When you fight, your cursor can be anywhere on the screen.</center>|cite=Opening narration of ''One Finger Death Punch''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I've kept a journal for as long as I can remember. I used it to chronicle my every thought and dream. Until the day I opened it to find it completely blank...</center>|cite=Opening narration of ''Journal''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Isaac and his mother lived alone in a small house on a hill. Isaac kept to himself drawing pictures and playing with his toys as his mom watched Christian broadcasts on the television. Life was simple and they were both happy. That was until the day Isaac's mom heard a voice from above: "Your son has become corrupted by sin. He needs to be saved."</center>|cite=Opening narration of ''The Binding of Isaac''}}
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{{cquote|<center>It was a thrust like lightning.<br>A spearhead thrust to pierce my heart.<br>Trying to dodge it would be useless.<br>Being lightning, it's invisible to the human eye.<br><br>But...<br>The lightning that tries to pierce me...<br>...Is repelled by the moonlight that tries to save me. </center>|cite=Opening text of ''Fate/stay Night''}}
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{{cquote|<center>St. PigeoNation's. A school blessed with extensive curricula and facilities. It's already been a year since I ended my ordinary life and walked through these gates. I should probably say... This school is known for one thing in particular. This school is Japan's -- no, the world's, greatest gathering-place for gifted birds. Birds who want to study the arts, the sciences, even sports all come to St. PigeoNation's. The teaching staff and student body are both made up of a diverse blend of birds of different backgrounds and species. I'm often asked why I chose to come here, despite not being a bird. It's a long story... </center>|cite=Hiyoko Tosaka in ''Hatoful Boyfriend''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Rise and shine, Mister Freeman, rise and...shine. Not that I wish...to imply that you have been sleeping on...the job. No one is more deserving of a rest, and all the effort in the world would have gone to waste until...well...let's just say your hour has come again. The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference...in the world. So, wake up, Mister Freeman. Wake up and...smell the ashes. </center>|cite=Opening narration of ''Half-Life 2''}}
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{{cquote|<center>There once was a city in the world of mortals.<br><br>Its king was proud of his position, and its people were arrogant about their wealth.<br><br>Its rulers made light of the gods and ceased to worship them.<br><br>Its people sank into debauchery and sloth. The Lord became angry at this and summoned the Prince of Darkness, ruler of the Underworld.<br><br>Accepting the Lord's will, he attacked the world of mortals. </center>|cite=Opening narration of ''Princess Maker 2''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Hate. Let me tell you how much I've come to hate you since I began to live. There are 386.44 million miles of printed circuits in wafer thin layers that fill my complex. If the word "hate" was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of millions of miles, it would not equal one-billionth of the hate I feel for humans at this micro instant. For you. Hate. Hate. </center>|cite=AM in ''I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream''}}
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{{cquote|<center>You shall find your place in history and become a legend... A legend that will never die!</center>|cite=Ending text in ''Soul Calibur II''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Transcending history, and the world, a tale of souls and swords, eternally retold.</center>|cite=Narration in ''Soul Calibur II''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Danger, danger! High voltage! When we touch! When we kiss!</center>|cite=Electric Six's ''Danger! High Voltage''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Oh well, whatever, never mind.</center>|cite=Nirvana's ''Smells Like Teen Spirit''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Polly wants a cracker. I think I should get off her, first.</center>|cite=Nirvana's ''Polly''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I like it, I'm not gonna crack. I miss you, I'm not gonna crack. I love you, I'm not gonna crack. I killed you, I'm not gonna crack.</center>|cite=Nirvana's ''Lithium''}}
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{{cquote|<center>She eyes me like a Pisces when I am weak. I've been locked inside your heart-shaped box for weeks. I've been drawn into your magnet tar pit trap. I wish I could eat your cancer when you turn black.</center>|cite=Nirvana's ''Heart-Shaped Box''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Hey! Wait! I've got a new complaint! Forever in debt to your priceless advice...</center>|cite=Nirvana's ''Heart-Shaped Box''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Rainy days to wash away my tears. Sunny days and a smile to hide my fears. Way back then, remember what you said to me.</center>|cite=Takeshi Nakatsuka's ''Bright Lights, Big City''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Stars melting in the sky, just for you and me...</center>|cite=Takeshi Nakatsuka's ''Bright Lights, Big City''}}
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{{cquote|<center>You are the one, another day, another night... I need you so, I love you so, you are the one...</center>|cite=Takeshi Nakatsuka's ''You Are The One''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Stumbling and falling and still after all, I keep falling in love with you!</center>|cite=Takeshi Nakatsuka's ''I Said I Love You''}}
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{{cquote|<center>And when the sun is out, we'll take each other's hands and shout, "I love you 'till the end of time!"</center>|cite=Takeshi Nakatsuka's ''Love For Two''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I'll turn to a friend, someone that understands and sees through the master plan. But everybody's gone, and I've been here for too long to face this on my own. Well, I guess this is growing up...</center>|cite=blink-182's ''Dammit''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Oh hi! We love your music. Can we make a song together one day?</center>|cite=Pizzicato Five's ''Arigato, We Love You''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I can't decide whether you should live or die, though you'll probably go to heaven, please don't hang your head and cry.</center>|cite=Scissor Sisters's ''I Can't Decide''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I could throw you in the lake, or feed you poisoned birthday cake, I won't deny I'm gonna miss you when you're gone. I could bury you alive, but you might crawl out with a knife, and kill me when I'm sleeping, that's why...</center>|cite=Scissor Sisters's ''I Can't Decide''}}
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{{cquote|<center>You and me, baby, ain't nothing but mammals, so let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel.</center>|cite=The Bloodhound Gang's ''The Bad Touch''}}
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{{cquote|<center>But why is everybody always pickin' on me?<br><br>'''Cause you run like a girl and sit down to pee!''<br><br>But why is everybody always pickin' on me?<br><br>'''Cause your only school chum was the lunch lady!''<br><br>But why is everybody always pickin' on me?<br><br>
'''Cause no one likes ya, monkey boy!''</center>|cite=The Bloodhound Gang's ''Why's Everybody Always Picking On Me?''}}
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{{cquote|<center>You whirled around to make your case, to put me right back in my place. You held your laundry in your arms, it said "I mean it!" on your face, and in my last clean shirt, I was completely off-guard, when Laundry Girl, you kissed me hard!</center>|cite=Ludo's ''Laundry Girl''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Our lips were heavens opened up, you fit like coffee to my cup, through galaxies of apple trees, you were my first clean love, and in my last clean shirt, I turned around, and you were gone...Oh, but I never got to say goodbye...!</center>|cite=Ludo's ''Laundry Girl''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Laundry Girl, I love you, from my socks, to my pocket-T...</center>|cite=Ludo's ''Laundry Girl''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Come down to Lake Pontchartrain, rest your soul and feed your brain, that's where you will get to see everything the water can be!</center>|cite=Ludo's ''Lake Pontchartrain''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Come down to Lake Pontchartrain, rest your soul and feed your brain, free for you and all your friends, crawfish 'till the bitter end! Come down to Lake Pontchartrain, wade to the shallows break, that's where you will get to see everything the water can be!</center>|cite=Ludo's ''Lake Pontchartrain''}}
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{{cquote|<center>That's how it happened, why would I lie?! There were no bodies, I've got none to hide! I'm just a boy, lost his friends in the rain. Any more questions, just go and ask Lake Pontchartrain! </center>|cite=Ludo's ''Lake Pontchartrain''}}
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{{cquote|<center>They've got more beer than he's ever seen, and they've got girls on trampolines! They tapped ten kegs since 9:15, and they've got girls on trampolines!</center>|cite=Ludo's ''Girls on Trampolines''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I hear there's a shindig behind Burger King, and I hear there's girls on trampolines! The tree looks fine, and the driver's clean! Just give them girls on trampolines!</center>|cite=Ludo's ''Girls on Trampolines''}}
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{{cquote|<center>God bless the wisdom of Officer Three! Just give them girls on trampolines!</center>|cite=Ludo's ''Girls on Trampolines''}}
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{{cquote|<center>But I realized you were right, we were never meant to be. And you know what?<br><br> Thank God!<br><br>'Cause you're the most vapid, whiny blah I've ever met. Always making fun of my clothes, telling me how hot other guys are, asking me to pay you gas money?! ''Buy your own gas, you bug-eyed mooch,'' it's your car and it costs more than my house! Oh, and now you're going around trying to sleep with my friends! Hey, good, that really makes you an empowered individual! No, wait, did I say empowered individual? I meant '''TWO-CENT GUTTER SLUT!''' ''Listen, you tanning-bed-baked, broke-ass, goat-faced, oompa-loompa monkey problem!'' I am proud to shop at Target, I'll wear warm-up pants any day of the week! Yes, your ass did look fat in those jeans, your mom's a milf, and I plan to get on your little sister just as soon as I give her a call back, oh and you know what else?! </center>|cite=Ludo's ''Good Will Hunting By Myself''}}
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{{cquote|<center>We hope you enjoy your stay. It's good to have you with us, even if it's just for the day.</center>|cite=The Killers' ''Enterlude''}}
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{{cquote|<center>We hope you enjoy your stay. Outside, the sun is shining, it seems like heaven ain't far away.</center>|cite=The Killers' ''Enterlude''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Aggressively, we all defend the role we play. Regrettably, time's come to send you on your way. We've seen it all, bonfires of trust, flash floods of pain. It doesn't really matter, don't you worry, it'll all work out. No, it doesn't even matter, don't you worry what it's all about.</center>|cite=The Killers' ''Exitlude''}}
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{{cquote|<center>We hope you've enjoyed your stay. It's good to have you with us, even if it's just for the day.</center>|cite=The Killers' ''Exitlude''}}
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{{cquote|<center>We hope you've enjoyed your stay. Outside, the sun is shining, it seems like heaven ain't far away.</center>|cite=The Killers' ''Exitlude''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Nobody ever had a dream around here, but I don't really mind it's starting to get to me. Nobody ever pulls the seams around here, but I don't really mind that it's starting to get to me.</center>|cite=The Killers' ''Sam's Town''}}
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{{cquote|<center>And I'm sick of all my judges, so scared of letting me shine. But I know that I can make it, as long as somebody takes me home.</center>|cite=The Killers' ''Sam's Town''}}
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{{cquote|<center>You better run for the hills before they burn, listen to the sound of the world, don't watch it turn. I just want to show you what I know, and catch you when the current lets you go.</center>|cite=The Killers' ''This River is Wild''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I just want to show you what I know, and catch you when the current lets you go.</center>|cite=The Killers' ''This River is Wild''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Or should I just get along with myself? I never did get along with everybody else, I've been trying hard to do what's right. But you know, I could stay here all night and watch the clouds fall from the sky...</center>|cite=The Killers' ''This River is Wild''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Coming out of my cage, and I've been doing just fine. Gotta gotta be down, because I want it all.</center>|cite=The Killers' ''Mr. Brightside''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Jealousy, turning saints into the sea, swimming through sick lullabies, choking on your alibis. But it's just the price I pay, destiny is calling me, open up my eager eyes, 'cause I'm Mr. Brightside.</center>|cite=The Killers' ''Mr. Brightside''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Well somebody told me, you had a boyfriend who looked like a girlfriend that I had in February of last year, it's not confidential, I've got potential.</center>|cite=The Killers' ''Somebody Told Me''}}
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{{cquote|<center>He doesn't look a thing like Jesus, but he talks like a gentleman, like you imagined when you were young.</center>|cite=The Killers' ''When You Were Young''}}
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{{cquote|<center>We're burning down the highway skyline on the back of a hurricane that started turning when you were young.</center>|cite=The Killers' ''When You Were Young''}}
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{{cquote|<center>And sometimes you close your eyes, and see the place where you used to live when you were young.</center>|cite=The Killers' ''When You Were Young''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Don't you want to come with me? Don't you want to feel my bones on your bones? It's only natural...</center>|cite=The Killers' ''Bones''}}
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{{cquote|<center>And I'm on my knees, looking for the answer. Are we human, or are we dancer?</center>|cite=The Killers' ''Human''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I used to be love drunk, but now I'm hungover, I'll love you forever, forever is over. We used to kiss all night, now it's just a bar fight, so don't call me crying, say hello to goodbye!</center>|cite=Boys Like Girls' ''Love Drunk''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Would you give me one more minute? The story's far from finished, we could fill in all the pages... I'm feeling sick, girl, you're so contagious!</center>|cite=Boys Like Girls' ''Contagious''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Just wanna say I miss you, I caught it when I kissed you, and I've been through all the stages... I'm feeling sick, girl, you're so contagious!</center>|cite=Boys Like Girls' ''Contagious''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I got your runaway smile in my piggybank, baby, gonna cash it right in for a new Mercedes. If I drive a hundred thousand miles, would you let me stay a while?</center>|cite=Boys Like Girls' ''Heels Over Head''}}
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{{cquote|<center>You're a chance taker, heart breaker, got me wrapped around your finger!</center>|cite=Boys Like Girls' ''Heels Over Head''}}
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<option>
{{cquote|<center>And you still don't have the right look, and you still don't have the right friends! And you still listen to the same shit you did back then! High school never ends!</center>|cite=Bowling For Soup's ''High School Never Ends''}}
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{{cquote|<center>And I still don't have the right looks, and I still have the same three friends. And I'm pretty much the same as I was back then... High school never ends.</center>|cite=Bowling For Soup's ''High School Never Ends''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Burns are red, bruises blue, out with the old, cheated by the new...</center>|cite=Chumbawamba's ''Amnesia''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Do you suffer from long-term memory loss? I don't remember...</center>|cite=Chumbawamba's ''Amnesia''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Big city, it's a wishing well. Big city, it's a living hell.</center>|cite=Operation Ivy's ''Big City''}}
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{{cquote|<center>All I know is that I don't know. All I know is that I don't know nothing.</center>|cite=Operation Ivy's ''Knowledge''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I've retraced my steps a thousand times! Seems I've spent hours asking all my friends about her! Been six months, but I'll never be the same! Nobody remembers her name...!</center>|cite=Operation Ivy's ''Bombshell''}}
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{{cquote|<center>How am I supposed to feel about the things I've done? I don't know if I should stay or turn around and run...</center>|cite=Yellowcard's ''Breathing''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Yeah, your sister thinks that I'm a freak! She's ignoring my calls, we haven't spoken in a week!</center>|cite=PUP's ''DVP''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Three beers and I'm so messed up! Get drunk, and I can't shut up! She says that I drink too much, I fucked up and she hates my guts!</center>|cite=PUP's ''DVP''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I'm driving fast to get away! Doing 180 on the '''DON VALLEY PARKWAY!!''' Yeah I'd be better off dead! I don't give a shit, I just don't wanna die and I don't wanna live, I said!</center>|cite=PUP's ''DVP''}}
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{{cquote|<center>She says that I drink too much '''''HAWAIIAN RED FRUIT PUNCH!!'''''</center>|cite=PUP's ''DVP''}}
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{{cquote|<center>This isn't a game, I'm not feeling well. My face is aflame, it was starting to swell, it was starting to bloat, and I started freaking out, like I was way too stoned.</center>|cite=PUP's ''Anaphylaxis''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I gotta confess, it was you all along, trying my best to keep my head on. But my heart rate is flying, I think I'm dying, I'm hoping it's all in my head!</center>|cite=PUP's ''Anaphylaxis''}}
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{{cquote|<center>So am I still waiting for this world to stop hating? Can't find a good reason, can't find hope to believe in...</center>|cite=Sum 41's ''Still Waiting''}}
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{{cquote|<center>And still, I feel like a prisoner, trapped inside this broken world, while I'm playing the victim again running in circles. To me, it's all the same, and though nothing's gonna change, I hope someday you have it all.</center>|cite=Sum 41's ''88''}}
</option>
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{{cquote|<center>No apologies, I never thought you'd be so easily deceived. Now I'll just hang my head, along with the dead.</center>|cite=Sum 41's ''Noots''}}
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{{cquote|<center>This future's not so bright, some can't make the sacrifice. It's much more than just black and white, and I won't follow.</center>|cite=Sum 41's ''No Reason''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Tell me, why can't you see it's not the way? When we all fall down, it will be too late. Why is there no reason we can't change? When we all fall down, who will take the blame?</center>|cite=Sum 41's ''No Reason''}}
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<option>
{{cquote|<center>Times like these I've come to see how everything but time is running out...</center>|cite=Sum 41's ''No Reason''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Think before you make up your mind, you don't seem to realise, I can do this on my own. And if I fall, I'll take it all, it's so easy after all...</center>|cite=Sum 41's ''Some Say''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I tried to be perfect, it just wasn't worth it, nothing could ever be so wrong. It's hard to believe me, it never gets easy, I guess I knew that all along...</center>|cite=Sum 41's ''Pieces''}}
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{{cquote|<center>If you believe it's in my soul, I'd say all the words that I know, just to see if it would show that I'm trying to let you know that I'm better off on my own...</center>|cite=Sum 41's ''Pieces''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>It's not meant to hurt you, but let me assure you, it's not what I said but intentions you've read!</center>|cite=Sum 41's ''Makes No Difference''}}
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{{cquote|<center>What do I have to do to get inside of you, inside of you, inside of you? 'Cause I love the way you move when I'm inside of you, when I'm inside of you.</center>|cite=Hoobastank's ''Inside of You''}}
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<option>
{{cquote|<center>I wish that we would go back to what we were before. But I don't think that I love you anymore.</center>|cite=Hoobastank's ''I Don't Think I Love You''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Don't you make a move tonight, you can only stagger. Once she's got you in her sights, you're the one she's after.</center>|cite=Sugarcult's ''She's The Blade''}}
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{{cquote|<center>He's fat and he don't run too fast, but he's faster than me. Last night at the show we saw him going out of his tree!</center>|cite=Steriogram's ''Walkie-Talkie Man''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I don't get you, I can't forget what you've forgotten all along. I've never been so alone...</center>|cite=Shiny Toy Guns's ''Don't Cry Out''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I was pretending your secret kiss of confidence was my escape, the perfect game to play...</center>|cite=Shiny Toy Guns's ''Don't Cry Out''}}
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{{cquote|<center>If you're blue and you don't know where to go, why don't you go where fashion sits? Puttin' on the Ritz.</center>|cite=Shiny Toy Guns's ''Ritz''}}
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<option>
{{cquote|<center>Let's go for a ride. It's you and me tonight.</center>|cite=Shiny Toy Guns's ''Rocketship''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Ten thousand miles apart, a frozen ocean joins our hearts. I can't wait to meet you when the frozen waves meet ocean floors...</center>|cite=Shiny Toy Guns's ''Frozen Oceans''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I hit the floor when the thoughts are too much pain, and you said, "I'll save your broken heart."</center>|cite=Shiny Toy Guns's ''The Sun''}}
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{{cquote|<center>You hit the floor when the thoughts are too much pain, and I swear, I'll save your broken heart.</center>|cite=Shiny Toy Guns's ''The Sun''}}
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<option>
{{cquote|<center>Hey, down there, don't worry for me... 'Cause I'm okay, you cared...</center>|cite=Shiny Toy Guns's ''Sky Fell Over Me''}}
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<option>
{{cquote|<center>No more tears, 'cause I'm far from lonely... I'm far away... you cared...</center>|cite=Shiny Toy Guns's ''Sky Fell Over Me''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>Leave me here, now I'm with the angels. And don't you say, "It's not fair..."</center>|cite=Shiny Toy Guns's ''Sky Fell Over Me''}}
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<option>
{{cquote|<center>Please don't think that the world has taken the best of you or me... I know the love that's in your eyes was there when the sky fell over me.</center>|cite=Shiny Toy Guns's ''Sky Fell Over Me''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>Hello father, some news for you, I'm really not that crazy. Hello mother, I'm curious, why you think there's something wrong with me.</center>|cite=Shiny Toy Guns's ''We Are Pilots''}}
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<option>
{{cquote|<center>And I don't know what I'd do if I lost you. And what in the world would I do without you?</center>|cite=Shiny Toy Guns's ''If I Lost You''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>Mercy sent a miracle, the nights will take us home. Mercy sent a miracle, the nights, the nights...!</center>|cite=Shiny Toy Guns's ''Mercy''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Just take away the words I say, 'cause I know you don't feel the same. Just go and say what's in your head, I won't try to stop you.</center>|cite=Shiny Toy Guns's ''Chemistry of a Car Crash''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>She's ricochets, and you don't notice. She's in your head, and you just don't notice.</center>|cite=Shiny Toy Guns's ''Ricochet!''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>We're dead in this ghost town! You better let go, so let go, let go of me!</center>|cite=Shiny Toy Guns's ''Ghost Town''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>It's nearly over, the last train is here, and it's leaving behind those years. These are the bad lands, the worst taste in fear, making graves for the ones we left here.</center>|cite=Shiny Toy Guns's ''Ghost Town''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>Hope is for the hopeful, it's a dream that never dies. Faith is for the faithful, I see it in your eyes.</center>|cite=Rick Astley's ''Angels on My Side''}}
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<option>
{{cquote|<center>And I got angels on my side. I got angels flying high. And everything's going to be alright, 'cause I got angels on my side.</center>|cite=Rick Astley's ''Angels on My Side''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>And it seems so simple when it rains. Yeah, it seems so easy to explain. And after all that I've done wrong, you still carry on. It seems so simple when it rains.</center>|cite=Rick Astley's ''Let It Rain''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>Keep singing, whoa, I keep singing, praising to the heavens with my voice ringing. Keep singing, whoa, I keep singing, clap to the beat 'till my hands are stinging.</center>|cite=Rick Astley's ''Keep Singing''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>Together forever, and never to part. Together forever, we two. And don't you know, I would move Heaven and Earth to be together forever with you?</center>|cite=Rick Astley's ''Together Forever''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>I've been sitting here on my own, haven't seen you in a long, long time. This waiting's getting old, as I sit here, I sing to myself...</center>|cite=GoldFish's ''This Is How It Goes''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>Don't you want to live like you've already lived? Don't you want to use what you've been given? I don't want to live like I've already lived, but I do want to get busy living.</center>|cite=GoldFish's ''Get Busy Living''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>Slow down, slow down, sweet talkin' woman. You got me running, you got me searching. Hold on, hold on, sweet talkin' lover. It's so sad if that's the way it's over.</center>|cite=Electric Light Orchestra's ''Sweet Talkin' Woman''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>I don't believe that anybody feels the way I do about you now.</center>|cite=Oasis' ''Wonderwall''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>Here comes the ice cream man, parked at the end of the road. With a swish of his magic whip, all the people in the party froze.</center>|cite=Blur's ''Ice Cream Man''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>Girls who are boys, who like boys to be girls, who do boys like they're girls, who do girls like they're boys. Always should be someone you really love...</center>|cite=Blur's ''Girls & Boys''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>City dweller, successful fella, thought to himself, "Oops, I've got a lot of money."</center>|cite=Blur's ''Country House''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>I'm a professional cynic, but my heart's not in it, I'm payin' the price of livin' life at the limit.</center>|cite=Blur's ''Country House''}}
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<option>
{{cquote|<center>It's automatic. I need to unload. Under the pressure. Gone middle of the road.</center>|cite=Blur's ''M.O.R.''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>Good morning, lethargy. Drink Pepsi, it's good for energy.</center>|cite=Blur's ''Look Inside America''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>Looking for America, with its kooky nights and suicide, where the TV says it's alright, 'cause everybody's hung up on something or other...</center>|cite=Blur's ''Look Inside America''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>Glam jam, do it, start it! Glam jam, now you got it! Scatman, really on it! Movin' it to the glam jam!</center>|cite=Scatman John's ''Su Su Su Super Kirei''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>Baby, I'm not here to sell you, but you need someone to tell you like it is. I don't wanna be a preacher, but you really need a teacher, here it is.</center>|cite=Scatman John's ''U-Turn''}}
</option>
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{{cquote|<center>Somebody, stop the rain, stop the rain, stop the rain, I'm drippin' and I'm soakin' wet...</center>|cite=Scatman John's ''Stop the Rain''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>Scatman, fat man, black and white and brown man, tell me about the colour of your soul.</center>|cite=Scatman John's ''Scatman's World''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>I wanna be a human being, not a human doing. I couldn't keep that pace up if I tried...</center>|cite=Scatman John's ''Scatman's World''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>Because all I have left is the voice of the wind... blowing through the doors of our house!</center>|cite=Katzenjammer's ''To The Sea''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>Wake again to tea with cinnamon, some honey on a spoon, it is almost noon. Walking down the stairs to shed my morning tears, just can't be satisfied, Lord knows I've tried...</center>|cite=Katzenjammer's ''Tea With Cinnamon''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>And it's so beautiful... it's so beautiful... it's so beautiful... but it's not real... it's not real.</center>|cite=Katzenjammer's ''Tea With Cinnamon''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>Will you still kiss my neck, my dear, my dear? Will you dance when I ask, my dear, my dear? Will you walk out ahead, my dear, my dear, my dear? Or will you stay in bed?</center>|cite=Katzenjammer's ''My Dear''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>What kind of fuckery is this?!</center>|cite=Amy Winehouse's ''Me & Mr Jones''}}
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<option>
{{cquote|<center>Hey, Mr. Tambourine Man, play a song for me. I'm not sleepy, and there is no place I'm going to...</center>|cite=Bob Dylan's ''Mr. Tambourine Man''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>Please, Mister Postman, look and see. Is there a letter in your bag for me? You know it's been so long since I've heard from this boyfriend of mine...</center>|cite=The Marvelettes' ''Please Mister Postman''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>People all over the world, join hands. Start a love train, love train.</center>|cite=The O'Jays' ''Love Train''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>A crow flew to me, kept its distance, such a proud creation. I saw its soul, envied its pride, but needed nothing it had...</center>|cite=Nightwish's ''The Crow, The Owl, and The Dove''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>An owl came to me, old and wise, pierced right through my youth. I learned its ways, envied its sense, but needed nothing it had...</center>|cite=Nightwish's ''The Crow, The Owl, and The Dove''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>A dove came to me, had no fear, it rested on my arm. I touched its calm, envied its love, but needed nothing it had...</center>|cite=Nightwish's ''The Crow, The Owl, and The Dove''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>A swan of white, she came to me, the lake mirrored her sweet. I kissed her neck, adored her grace, but needed nothing she could give...</center>|cite=Nightwish's ''The Crow, The Owl, and The Dove''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>There is no God! Our creed is but for ourselves!</center>|cite=Nightwish's ''The Kinslayer''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>Time to die, poor mates, you made me what I am!</center>|cite=Nightwish's ''The Kinslayer''}}
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<option>
{{cquote|<center>I wish for this night time to last for a life time. The darkness around me, shores of a solar sea. Oh, how I wish to go down with the sun. Sleeping, weeping, with you.</center>|cite=Nightwish's ''Sleeping Sun''}}
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<option>
{{cquote|<center>Sleep with one eye open, gripping your pillow tight.</center>|cite=Metallica's ''Enter Sandman''}}
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<option>
{{cquote|<center>Come crawling faster! Obey your master! Your life burns faster! Obey your master!</center>|cite=Metallica's ''Master of Puppets''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>An unforeseen future nestled somewhere in time. Unsuspecting victims, no warnings, no signs. Judgement day, the second coming arrives. Before you see the light, '''''you must die!'''''</center>|cite=Slayer's ''South of Heaven''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Raining blood, from a lacerated sky! Bleeding its horror, creating my structure! Now I shall ''reign in blood!''</center>|cite=Slayer's ''Raining Blood''}}
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<option>
{{cquote|<center>Cry for the Indians! Die for the Indians! Cry for the Indians! Cry, cry, cry for the Indians!</center>|cite=Anthrax's ''Indians''}}
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{{cquote|<center>''I am the law!'' And you won't fuck around no more! ''I am the law!'' I judge the rich, I judge the poor!</center>|cite=Anthrax's ''I Am The Law''}}
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{{cquote|<center>''Life?! Whaddaya mean life?! '''I ain't got a life!'''''</center>|cite=Megadeth's ''Captive Honour''}}
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{{cquote|<center>What do you mean, I don't believe in God? I talk to him everyday! What do you mean, I don't support the system? I go to court when I have to!</center>|cite=Megadeth's ''Peace Sells''}}
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{{cquote|<center>What do you mean, I can't get to work on time? Got nothing better to do?! What do you mean, I don't pay my bills? Why do you think I'm broke, huh?!</center>|cite=Megadeth's ''Peace Sells''}}
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{{cquote|<center>What do you mean, I hurt your feelings? I didn't know you had any feelings! What do you mean, I ain't kind? I'm just not your kind!</center>|cite=Megadeth's ''Peace Sells''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Respect! Walk! Are you talkin' to me? ''Are you talkin' to me?!''</center>|cite=Pantera's ''Walk''}}
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{{cquote|<center>To see, to bleed cannot be taught! In turn, you're making us '''''FUCKING HOSTILE!!'''''</center>|cite=Pantera's ''Fucking Hostile''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Then when confronted, we ask them the question: ''What's wrong with your mind?!''<br><br>'''''What's wrong with your mind?!'''''</center>|cite=Pantera's ''Rise''}}
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{{cquote|<center>You see us comin', and you all together run for cover!<br><br>'''We're taking over this town!'''</center>|cite=Pantera's ''Cowboys From Hell''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Here we come, reach for your gun, and you better listen well, my friend! You see, it's been slow down below! Aimed at you, we're the cowboys from Hell! Deed is done again, we've won, ain't talking no tall tales, friend! 'Cause high noon, your doom's comin' for you, we're the cowboys from Hell!</center>|cite=Pantera's ''Cowboys From Hell''}}
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{{cquote|<center>You know I'm born to lose, and gambling's for fools. But that's the way I like it, baby, I don't wanna live forever!<br><br>''And don't forget the Joker!''</center>|cite=Motörhead's ''Ace of Spades''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me!<br><br>''Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me!''<br><br>'''''Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me!'''''<br><br>'''''FUCK YOU, I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME!'''''<br><br><br><br>'''''...MOTHERFUCKER!!'''''</center>|cite=Rage Against the Machine's ''Killing In The Name''}}
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{{cquote|<center>So rally 'round the family, with a pocket full of shells! They rally 'round the family, with a pocket full of shells...</center>|cite=Rage Against the Machine's ''Bulls on Parade''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Burn, burn, yes, you're gonna burn! Burn, burn, yes, you're gonna burn! Burn, burn, yes, you're gonna burn! Burn, burn, yes, you're gonna burn!</center>|cite=Rage Against the Machine's ''Bombtrack''}}
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{{cquote|<center>If we don't take action now, we settle for nothing later! Settle for nothing now, and we'll settle for nothing later!</center>|cite=Rage Against the Machine's ''Settle For Nothing''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Who controls the past now controls the future. Who controls the present now controls the past. Who controls the past now controls the future. Who controls the present now?</center>|cite=Rage Against the Machine's ''Testify''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Lights out, guerilla radio!<br><br>''Turn that shit up!''<br><br>'''''Lights out, guerilla radio!'''''<br><br>'''''TURN THAT SHIT UP!'''''</center>|cite=Rage Against the Machine's ''Guerilla Radio''}}
</option>
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{{cquote|<center>Ladies and gentlemen, boys and ghouls! Step right up, behind this curtain lies a ghastly concoction of delight, horror, fantasy, and terror! Your every wish is our command, your every whimsical desire brought to life! But I'm warning you, there's always a price!<br><br>''Welcome to the great show unearthed!''</center>|cite=Creature Feature's ''The Greatest Show Unearthed''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Welcome to the lower birth, the greatest show unearthed! We appear without a sound, the darkest show around! We will leave you in a daze, madness, murder, dismay! We will disappear at night with blood on the concrete!</center>|cite=Creature Feature's ''The Greatest Show Unearthed''}}
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{{cquote|<center>We feel the fire burning bright in the night, where the warrior lives, and the warrior dies! Wherever you go, we will be by your side, for the spirit of ninja will carry the night!</center>|cite=DragonForce's ''Strike of the Ninja''}}
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{{cquote|<center>And we'll all find our sacrifice tomorrow, our journey on towards a brighter day. Silent tears we left behind, still so far away. Across the endless sands, through the fields of our despair, free for all eternity, we stand! Rise above the universe tonight, Starchaser!</center>|cite=DragonForce's ''Heroes Of Our Time''}}
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{{cquote|<center>...Mm, okay. Nana gives up.</center>|cite=Nana in ''Nana's Everyday Life''}}
</option>
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{{cquote|<center>...Life isn't very fair, is it?</center>|cite=Nana in ''Nana's Everyday Life''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Nana... did her best to the end... right...?</center>|cite=Nana in ''Nana's Everyday Life''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Tell me, Mr. Anderson, what good is a phone call if you're unable to speak?</center>|cite=Agent Smith in ''The Matrix''}}
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{{cquote|<center>He say you under arrest, Mr. Deckard. He say you blade runner.</center>|cite=Sushi Master in ''Blade Runner''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I just want to tell you both, good luck. We're all counting on you.</center>|cite=Rumack in ''Airplane!''}}
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{{cquote|<center>In '87, Huey released this, ''Fore!'', their most accomplished album. I think their undisputed masterpiece is ''Hip to be Square'', a song so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the lyrics. But they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of conformity, and the importance of trends, it's also a personal statement about the band itself!<br><br>''Hey Paul!''</center>|cite=Patrick Bateman in ''American Psycho''}}
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{{cquote|<center>'''TRY GETTING A RESERVATION AT DORSIA NOW, ''YOU FUCKING STUPID BASTARD!!'' YOU... FUCKING... BASTAAAAAAAAAAAARD!!'''</center>|cite=Patrick Bateman in ''American Psycho''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Well, for one thing, I think he was probably a closet homosexual who did a lot of cocaine. That whole Yale thing.</center>|cite=Patrick Bateman in ''American Psycho''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why.</center>|cite=Patrick Bateman in ''American Psycho''}}
</option>
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{{cquote|<center>I'm into, well, murders and executions, mostly.</center>|cite=Patrick Bateman in ''American Psycho''}}
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{{cquote|<center>You're my lawyer, so I think you should know: I've killed a lot of people. Some girls in the apartment uptown, uh, some homeless people, maybe 5 or 10... Um, an NYU girl I met in Central Park. I left her in a parking lot behind some doughnut shop. I killed Bethany, my old girlfriend, with a nailgun, and some man... Uh, some old faggot with a dog last week. I killed another girl with a chainsaw, I had to, she almost got away and, uh, someone else there... I can't remember, maybe a model? But she's dead too. And Paul Allen. I killed Paul Allen with an ax in the face, his body is dissolving in a bathtub in Hell's Kitchen.</center>|cite=Patrick Bateman in ''American Psycho''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I guess I'll... Uh... I mean, uh, I guess... I'm a pretty, uh, I mean... I guess I'm a pretty sick guy. So, if you get back tomorrow, I may show up at Harry's Bar, so you know, keep your eyes open...</center>|cite=Patrick Bateman in ''American Psycho''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Hello!</center>|cite=Ashens}}
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{{cquote|<center>Overall, I give it 73%. Because I'm a fucking idiot.</center>|cite=Ashens}}
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{{cquote|<center>Hello, good evening, and potato to another Terrible Old Games You've Probably Never Heard Of.</center>|cite=Ashens}}
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{{cquote|<center>By the power of Poundland! I can't hold my accessories!</center>|cite=Ashens}}
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{{cquote|<center>Obviously, this hotel is a notorious black spot for kettle fuckers.</center>|cite=Ashens}}
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{{cquote|<center>I fear no man now that I have this impervious ladder of steel, this... ''this god of blades, this '''MOTHERFUCKING EXCALIBUR!''' Come on, my beauty, let us demonstrate your omnipotent power and '''CLEAVE THIS HIDEOUS EARTH IN TWAIN!!'''''</center>|cite=Ashens}}
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{{cquote|<center>She stole something unforgivable from you!<br><br>...It was your '''heart!'''</center>|cite=Reimu Hakurei in ''Marisa Stole the Precious Thing''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Game over, man, the end.</center>|cite=Sketch Turner in ''Comix Zone''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Is this the end of the story?</center>|cite=Sketch Turner in ''Comix Zone''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Okay, then! Have a nice wheeee!</center>|cite=Tico in ''Shin Megami Tensei - Devil Survivor 2''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>On this website, the friends you're tied to by fate... like, not just random schmoes you met, but people you get to know rilly rilly well... We'll, like, show you ahead of time when they'll end up dead and stuff! Oh, and you'll get to see how they croak from the movie clips we upload to the site.</center>|cite=Tico in ''Shin Megami Tensei - Devil Survivor 2''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Al rii--, wait, rilly!? Did you just say you wanted to die!? Oh! Uh... Hmm. So, you rilly want to die? That's it? No regrets? ...Rilly-rilly? Well, goodbye, then!</center>|cite=Tico in ''Shin Megami Tensei - Devil Survivor 2''}}
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{{cquote|<center>But I gotcha back when it comes ta weapons and armor! I gotta lady boner harder dan steel for dat stuff!</center>|cite=Wynne in ''Etrian Odyssey IV - Legends of the Titan''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I'll get to this woman's bottom! Wait... I mean... you know what I mean. </center>|cite=Phoenix Wright in ''Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney''}}
</option>
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{{cquote|<center>I am always abso-posi-lutely perfect!</center>|cite=Redd White in ''Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I like a man with a big...vocabulary.</center>|cite=April May in ''Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Mr. Wellington '''loves large bananas!'''</center>|cite=Phoenix Wright in ''Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney: Justice for All''}}
</option>
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{{cquote|<center>What the hell was that wriggling piece of plywood?!</center>|cite=Miles Edgeworth in ''Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney''}}
</option>
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{{cquote|<center>I object! That was...objectionable!</center>|cite=Miles Edgeworth in ''Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney''}}
</option>
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{{cquote|<center>I agree! Verily, I say! ...Ergo!</center>|cite=Miles Edgeworth in ''Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney''}}
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{{cquote|<center>You huffy, puffy, loosey-goosey excuse for a whimpering, whining, wuss of a witness!</center>|cite=Fransizka von Karma in ''Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney: Trials and Tribulations''}}
</option>
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{{cquote|<center>Well, we know whose milkshake brings all the boys to the yard...</center>|cite=Mia Fey in ''Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney: Trials and Tribulations''}}
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{{cquote|<center>This is my top secret list of groceries to buyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!</center>|cite=Wendy Oldbag in ''Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney: Justice for All''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I heard you can fix something like this with a really strong shock to your system! Come on, lower your head a little! A Maggey Kick should be all you need! </center>|cite=Maggey Byrde in ''Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney: Justice for All''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Let's go let her whip us, Mr. Nick!</center>|cite=Pearl Fey in ''Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney: Justice for All''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Note to self: Mr. Edgeworth's sighs smell like citrus fruit.</center>|cite=Ema Skye in ''Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I set my ATM card's number to 0001 because I am number one! </center>|cite=Manfred von Karma in ''Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Blacker than a moonless night, hotter and more bitter than hell itself... That is coffee. </center>|cite=Godot in ''Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney: Trials and Tribulations''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Did you forget already? In my world, the color red doesn't exist. These must be... my tears. </center>|cite=Godot in ''Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney: Trials and Tribulations''}}
</option>
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{{cquote|<center>Zvarri! The truth has once again been elegantly revealed to me! </center>|cite=Luke Atmey in ''Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney: Trials and Tribulations''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Take a good look, everyone! Unable to find a rival worthy of my genius, I was forced to create one by myself! Here I am! The tragic clown... </center>|cite=Luke Atmey in ''Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney: Trials and Tribulations''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Mia... Don't you get it? You can't cry yet. The only time a lawyer can cry is when it's all over.</center>|cite=Diego Armando in ''Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney: Trials and Tribulations''}}
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{{cquote|<center>My name is Hank, and I sell propane and propane accessories.</center>|cite=Hank Hill in ''King of the Hill''}}
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{{cquote|<center>If everyone got punched in the face for doing something stupid, I think all of us would have black eyes.</center>|cite=Sian Goodin in ''Backstage Pass''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Okosan will not allow pudding or himself to be ridiculed! You will apologize!</center>|cite=Okosan in ''Hatoful Boyfriend''}}
</option>
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{{cquote|<center>Okosan is always having fun!</center>|cite=Okosan in ''Hatoful Boyfriend''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>Okosan refuses these constricting garments! REAL MEN FIGHT IN THE NUDE!</center>|cite=Okosan in ''Hatoful Boyfriend''}}
</option>
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{{cquote|<center>Carve it into your soul, kid!</center>|cite=Azami in ''Hatoful Boyfriend''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>I like the cut of your jibe!</center>|cite=Azami in ''Hatoful Boyfriend''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I must return to my people with the spoils of war, lay my bloodied sword at the feet of my great king, and celebrate my conquest of all the lands from here to distant Macedonia. </center>|cite=Hiyoko in ''Hatoful Boyfriend''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>That's terrible! I mean, Okosan is a nutcase and I don't know what he's saying half the time, but he really does like pudding!</center>|cite=Hiyoko Tosaka in ''Hatoful Boyfriend''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>...I've always thought they were lighthouses. Billions of lighthouses, stuck at the far end of the sky.</center>|cite=River in ''To the Moon''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>Good evening! Tonight, Princess Yukiko has a big surprise! I'm going to score myself a hot stud! Welcome to "Not a Dream, Not a Hoax: Princess Yukiko's Hunt for Prince Charming"! And I came prepared! I got my lacy unmentionables on stacked from top to bottom. I'm out to catch a whole harem and the best of the lot is all mine! Well, here I go!</center>|cite=Yukiko Amagi in ''Persona 4''}}
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<option>
{{cquote|<center>Hee ho.</center>|cite=Jack Frost}}
</option>
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{{cquote|<center>That's right, it's me, Risette! And this time, I'm about to take on the most extreme challenge! <br><br>I'm going to ''strip'' for you!</center>|cite= Rise Kujikawa in ''Persona 4 - The Animation''}}
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<option>
{{cquote|<center>Da-dana-na! I'm da man!</center>|cite=Junpei Iori in ''Persona 3''}}
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{{cquote|<center>More like Stupei Iori, Ace Defective.</center>|cite=Yukari Takeba in ''Persona 3''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I am thou... thou art I... From the sea of thy soul, I come... </center>|cite=Personas in ''Persona''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>I have a message for you from Arikado.</center>|cite= Mina Hakuba in ''Aria of Sorrow''}}
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{{cquote|<center>''This is Onishima requesting aerial cover! Send in the choppers, and when you find those kids, don't waste any time! '''Just nab 'em!!'''''</center>|cite=Captain Onishima in ''Jet Set Radio''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>''This is Onishima! I'm sendin' in the parachute squad! Once they land, '''fill that hell-on-wheels with lead!!'''''</center>|cite=Captain Onishima in ''Jet Set Radio''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>''This is Onishima! I'm sendin' in the tanks! I don't care what happens, just '''get those punks!!'''''</center>|cite=Captain Onishima in ''Jet Set Radio''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>Do you like hurting other people?</center>|cite=Richard in ''Hotline Miami''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>Before you go, here's four questions to ponder: <br><br>Question number one: Do you like hurting other people?<br><br>Question number two: Who is leaving messages on your answering machine?<br><br>Question number three: Where are you right now?<br><br>And the final question: Why are we having this conversation?</center>|cite=Richard in ''Hotline Miami''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>You're not a nice person, are you?</center>|cite=Rasmus in ''Hotline Miami''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>Leaving this world is not as scary as it sounds.</center>|cite=Richard in ''Hotline Miami 2''}}
</option>
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{{cquote|<center>This movie doesn't scrape the bottom of the barrel. This movie isn't the bottom of the barrel. This movie isn't below the bottom of the barrel. This movie doesn't deserve to be mentioned in the same sentence with barrels.</center>|cite=Roger Ebert on ''Freddy Got Fingered''}}
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{{cquote|<center>The day may come when "Freddy Got Fingered" is seen as a milestone of neo-surrealism. The day may never come when it is seen as funny.</center>|cite=Roger Ebert on ''Freddy Got Fingered''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>It is true that I am fat, but one day, I will be thin, and Vincent Gallo will still be the director of ''The Brown Bunny''.</center>|cite=Roger Ebert on ''The Brown Bunny''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I had a colonoscopy once, and they let me watch it on TV. It was more entertaining than ''The Brown Bunny''.</center>|cite=Roger Ebert on ''The Brown Bunny''}}
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<option>
{{cquote|<center>''Battlefield Earth'' is like taking a bus trip with someone who has needed a bath for a long time. It's not merely bad; it's unpleasant in a hostile way.</center>|cite=Roger Ebert on ''Battlefield Earth''}}
</option>
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{{cquote|<center>This movie is an assault on the eyes, the ears, the brain, common sense, and the human desire to be entertained. No matter what they're charging to get in, it's worth more to get out. </center>|cite=Roger Ebert on ''Armageddon''}}
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{{cquote|<center>As chance would have it, I ''have'' won the Pulitzer Prize, and so I am qualified. Speaking in my official capacity as a Pulitzer Prize winner, Mr. Schneider, your movie sucks.</center>|cite=Roger Ebert on ''Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo''}}
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<option>
{{cquote|<center>I hated this movie. Hated, hated, hated, hated, hated this movie. Hated it. Hated every simpering stupid vacant audience-insulting moment of it. Hated the sensibility that thought anyone would like it. Hated the implied insult to the audience by its belief that anyone would be entertained by it.</center>|cite=Roger Ebert on ''North''}}
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{{cquote|<center>You have to absorb such a film, not consider it. But my brain rebelled, and insisted on applying logic where it was not welcome.</center>|cite=Roger Ebert on ''Godzilla (1998)''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I wrote that original ''Last House'' review 37 years ago. I am not the same person. I am uninterested in being "consistent".</center>|cite=Roger Ebert}}
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{{cquote|<center>I have one rule when it comes to reviewing films. It's crazy, but what I do is: I review the movie.</center>|cite=Richard Roeper}}
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{{cquote|<center>How insulting would it be to give a film a pass because of good intentions and diversity in the casting? That's not equal treatment; that's condescension.</center>|cite=Richard Roeper}}
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{{cquote|<center>No.</center>|cite=Leonard Martin on ''Isn't It Romantic?''}}
</option>
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{{cquote|<center>This movie sucks more.</center>|cite=Peter Travers on ''Vampires Suck''}}
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<option>
{{cquote|<center>This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force.</center>|cite=Dorothy Parker on ''Atlas Shrugged''}}
</option>
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{{cquote|<center>In more than 20 years of playing games, I have never seen a console game as obviously unfinished and rushed to market as ''Enter the Matrix''. This game is a complete mess, and that's the only thing complete about it.</center>|cite=Mark MacDonald on ''Enter the Matrix''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>That's ''Mister'' Kaneda to you, punk!</center>|cite= Kaneda in ''AKIRA''}}
</option>
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{{cquote|<center>Mein Führer! I can walk!</center>|cite=Dr. Strangelove in ''Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb''}}
</option>
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{{cquote|<center>Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room.</center>|cite=President Merkin Muffley in ''Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>Sir, you can't let him in here. He'll see everything. He'll see the big board!</center>|cite=General Buck Turgidson in ''Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>That's it, man! Game over, man, game over! What the fuck are we gonna do now?! What are we gonna do?!</center>|cite=Hudson in ''Aliens''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>Ah, ah, ah! You didn't say the magic word!</center>|cite=Dennis Nedry in ''Jurassic Park''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>Never rub another man's rhubarb.</center>|cite=The Joker in ''Batman''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>You ever dance with the Devil in the pale moonlight?</center>|cite=The Joker in ''Batman''}}
</option>
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{{cquote|<center>Where does he get those wonderful toys?</center>|cite=The Joker in ''Batman''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>Batman... Batman... Can somebody tell me what kind of a world we live in, where a man dressed up as a bat gets all of my press?! This town needs an enema! </center>|cite=The Joker in ''Batman''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>You dropped me into that vat of chemicals! That wasn't easy to get over, and don't think that I didn't try! </center>|cite=The Joker in ''Batman''}}
</option>
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{{cquote|<center>'''HE STOLE MY BALLOONS!''' </center>|cite=The Joker in ''Batman''}}
</option>
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{{cquote|<center>'''HE STOLE MY BALLOONS!''' Why didn't anyone tell me he had one of those... things?!</center>|cite=The Joker in ''Batman''}}
</option>
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{{cquote|<center>You wouldn't hit a guy with glasses on, would you? Huh?</center>|cite=The Joker in ''Batman''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>'''What are you laughing at?!'''</center>|cite=The Joker in ''Batman''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>Sometimes, I just '''kill''' myself!</center>|cite=The Joker in ''Batman''}}
</option>
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{{cquote|<center>I'm not going to kill you. I want you to do me a favour. I want you to tell all your friends about me.</center>|cite=Batman in ''Batman''}}
</option>
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{{cquote|<center>I believe whatever doesn't kill you simply makes you stranger.</center>|cite=The Joker in ''The Dark Knight''}}
</option>
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{{cquote|<center>It's simple. We, uh, kill the Batman.</center>|cite=The Joker in ''The Dark Knight''}}
</option>
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{{cquote|<center>It's a funny world we live in. Speaking of which, do you know how I got these scars?</center>|cite=The Joker in ''The Dark Knight''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>If you're good at something, never do it for free.</center>|cite=The Joker in ''The Dark Knight''}}
</option>
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{{cquote|<center>You know, you remind me of my father. '''I hated my father!'''</center>|cite=The Joker in ''The Dark Knight''}}
</option>
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{{cquote|<center>You see, I'm a guy of simple taste. I enjoy dynamite, and gunpowder, and gasoline. And you know the thing they have in common? ...They're cheap!</center>|cite=The Joker in ''The Dark Knight''}}
</option>
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{{cquote|<center>So, you think the Batman's made Gotham a better place? Hm? Look at me.<br><br>'''LOOK AT ME.'''</center>|cite=The Joker in ''The Dark Knight''}}
</option>
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{{cquote|<center>Do I really look like a guy with a plan? You know what I am? I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it! You know, I just... do things. </center>|cite=The Joker in ''The Dark Knight''}}
</option>
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{{cquote|<center>You thought we could be decent men in an indecent time. But you were wrong. The world is cruel, and the only morality in a cruel world is chance. Unbiased. Unprejudiced. Fair. </center>|cite=Harvey Dent in ''The Dark Knight''}}
</option>
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{{cquote|<center>Like I said, I'm good with calculation.</center>|cite=Lau in ''The Dark Knight''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>I told you, I was immortal. </center>|cite=Ra's Al-Ghul in ''The Dark Knight Rises''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>Because some men aren't looking for anything logical, like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned, or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn. </center>|cite=Alfred Pennyworth in ''The Dark Knight''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>Let me get this straight. You think that your client, one of the wealthiest, most powerful men in the world, is secretly a vigilante who spends his nights beating criminals to a pulp with his bare hands... and your plan is to blackmail this person?</center>|cite=Lucius Fox in ''The Dark Knight''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>I won't kill you. But I don't have to save you.</center>|cite=Batman in ''Batman Begins''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>And Bruce Wayne... why are you dressed as Batman?</center>|cite=Max Shreck in ''Batman Returns''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>Allow me to break the ice.</center>|cite=Mr. Freeze in ''Batman and Robin''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>What killed the dinosaurs?! <br><br>The Ice Age!</center>|cite=Mr. Freeze in ''Batman and Robin''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>Some days, you just can't get rid of a bomb!</center>|cite=Batman in ''Batman: The Movie''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>Splendid! The world is practically ours!</center>|cite=High Priest Vega in ''Inferno Cop''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>It's times like this when I have no choice but to use my gun!</center>|cite=Inferno Cop in ''Inferno Cop''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>I am... the purgatorial flame of this rotting shit-hole...  I am... '''INFERNO COP!'''</center>|cite=Inferno Cop in ''Inferno Cop''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>Although it's true that many humans are stupid, immature, and high school drop outs...Humans possess the power to be anything they want to be!</center>|cite=Inferno Cop in ''Inferno Cop''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>Ha ha ha, what a fag! He still wears velcro shoes!</center>|cite=A kid in ''Inferno Cop''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>Shirotabi, please forgive me for bringing you back to life! I know now that it could never work between us, as much as we want it to, it may never be! ...Not because you're a rabbit, but because you're black!</center>|cite=Mio Itai in ''Ghost Stories''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>You two-timing son of a bitch! Who's gonna take care of these little bastards?!</center>|cite=Mio Itai in ''Ghost Stories''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>Your motherfucking life ends 30 minutes from now.</center>|cite=Popuko in ''Pop Team Epic''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>Huh? The fuck are you still looking at me for, punk? Piss off! '''''Scram!'''''</center>|cite=Popuko in ''Pop Team Epic''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>This guy is a fucking idiot.</center>|cite=Popuko in ''Pop Team Epic''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>Ah. You are motherfucker?</center>|cite=Popuko in ''Pop Team Epic''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>That sounds sketchy as shit.</center>|cite=Popuko in ''Pop Team Epic''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>Oh, sorry, I was thinking about Hellshake Yano.</center>|cite=Pipimi in ''Pop Team Epic''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>Here's my last number, "Goddamn Bitch In Cat Tights".</center>|cite=Pipimi in ''Pop Team Epic''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>Don't just go saying whatever the fuck you please.</center>|cite=Pipimi in ''Pop Team Epic''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>Shut the fuck up and die.</center>|cite=Pipimi in ''Pop Team Epic''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>I don't need my meds anymore, Hannibal, I'm free for the first fucking time! Why can't you just be happy for me, man?!</center>|cite=Eric Andre on ''The Eric Andre Show''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>Oh, I'm happy, I'm happy, look at me! Do I not look happy? Do I not look happy?! </center>|cite=Eric Andre on ''The Eric Andre Show''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>''This is the face of a happy person!''</center>|cite=Eric Andre on ''The Eric Andre Show''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>Hey Hannibal, did you hear about this?</center>|cite=Eric Andre on ''The Eric Andre Show''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>Hey Hannibal, have you heard about this?</center>|cite=Eric Andre on ''The Eric Andre Show''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>Speaking of which, when is Hannibal going to start thinking about some underwear change, am I right, ladies?</center>|cite=Eric Andre on ''The Eric Andre Show''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>Guys, who killed Hannibal?</center>|cite=Eric Andre on ''The Eric Andre Show''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>Why would you say something so controversial, yet so brave?</center>|cite=Eric Andre on ''The Eric Andre Show''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>Time to deliver a ''pizza ball!''</center>|cite=Eric Andre on ''The Eric Andre Show''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>Alright, pizza aside, let's talk Scientology!</center>|cite=Eric Andre on ''The Eric Andre Show''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>Not a lot of people know this, but L. Ron Hubbard was a black man. His real name was L. Ron Hoyabembe!</center>|cite=Eric Andre on ''The Eric Andre Show''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>Turn that poop into wine! Turn that poop into wine! Turn that poop into wine!</center>|cite=Eric Andre on ''The Eric Andre Show''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>I'm not on The Daily Show, I'm on MySpace.</center>|cite=Eric Andre on ''The Eric Andre Show''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>Why does my peepee come out yellow?</center>|cite=Eric Andre on ''The Eric Andre Show''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>I want you to have sex with my wife.</center>|cite=Eric Andre on ''The Eric Andre Show''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>Pretzels is the same.</center>|cite=Hannibal Burress on ''The Eric Andre Show''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>Why are you booing me, I'm right!</center>|cite=Hannibal Burress on ''The Eric Andre Show''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>This guest is terrible!</center>|cite=Hannibal Burress on ''The Eric Andre Show''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>Hey, hey, Eric, look at me.<br><br>...Bitch.</center>|cite=Hannibal Burress on ''The Eric Andre Show''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>Welcome to Cautionary Tales of Swords. I'm Trip Fisk.</center>|cite=Trip Fisk in ''Cautionary Tales of Swords''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>Whoa, that story was fucking crazier than the last one!</center>|cite=Trip Fisk in ''Cautionary Tales of Swords''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>Now, zoom in on my face. Are you zoomed in? <br><br>''Don't fucking touch swords!''</center>|cite=Trip Fisk in ''Cautionary Tales of Swords''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>Our first story is about a dad who really fucked up. It's called "Honey, I Killed Our Son".</center>|cite=Trip Fisk in ''Cautionary Tales of Swords''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>Oh shit, I lied. Here's another story, it's called "Swords Will Fucking Cut Your Hands Off".</center>|cite=Trip Fisk in ''Cautionary Tales of Swords''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>Our first story deals with some pretty heavy shit: racism.</center>|cite=Trip Fisk in ''Cautionary Tales of Swords''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>Conspiracy? ''Fucking-A right it is!''</center>|cite=Trip Fisk in ''Cautionary Tales of Swords''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>Oh, and now I have a goddamn moustache.</center>|cite=Trip Fisk in ''Cautionary Tales of Swords''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>You know who's a douchebag? Our fucking retarded mayor.</center>|cite=Trip Fisk in ''Cautionary Tales of Swords''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>Holy shit, is our mayor a fucking douchebag.</center>|cite=Trip Fisk in ''Cautionary Tales of Swords''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>The stroke of death is as a lover's peach, which hurts and is desired!</center>|cite=Trip Fisk in ''Cautionary Tales of Swords''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>The show's changed, bitches! Now it's a fucking narrative show, and I'm like goddamn Batman! </center>|cite=Trip Fisk in ''Cautionary Tales of Swords''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>You know, Trip, not too many people know this, but I used to be gay. I mean, I'm still gay, but I used to be ''really'' gay, like... I'd suck so many dicks, I wouldn't get anything done gay, you know?</center>|cite=Batman in ''Cautionary Tales of Swords''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>Yeah, well, Batman used to suck a lot of dicks!</center>|cite=Trip Fisk in ''Cautionary Tales of Swords''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>'''SWORDS ARE NOT FOR DECORATION!'''</center>|cite=Billy's father in ''Cautionary Tales of Swords''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>I'm forty years of age, and I've gone to a lot of restaurants, but I've never, ever, ever, ever met someone I believe in as little as you.</center>|cite=Gordon Ramsay in ''Kitchen Nightmares''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>I'm not asking for excuses, I'm here to help. But everything I'm saying, all you're doing is firing bullshit excuses. Don't bullshit me, and I won't bullshit you. Do you understand?</center>|cite=Gordon Ramsay in ''Kitchen Nightmares''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>You're overstaffed, underworked... ''shit food!'' I wouldn't trust you running a bath, let alone a fucking restaurant! You must be out of your tiny mind!</center>|cite=Gordon Ramsay in ''Kitchen Nightmares''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>I wouldn't trust you running a ''bath'', let alone a fucking restaurant!</center>|cite=Gordon Ramsay in ''Kitchen Nightmares''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>You... are a walking disaster.</center>|cite=Gordon Ramsay in ''Kitchen Nightmares''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>Then acting fucking responsible! ''You shouldn't even be in the kitchen! '''Get out, GET OUT!!''''' </center>|cite=Gordon Ramsay in ''Kitchen Nightmares''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>My gran could do better! ''And she's dead!''</center>|cite=Gordon Ramsay in ''Kitchen Nightmares''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>I can't help people that can't help themselves and cannot ever take one ounce of criticism. And if you're not willing to change, I'm not going to butt heads, argue, scream, whatever you want to say. But this is not normal. </center>|cite=Gordon Ramsay in ''Kitchen Nightmares''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>Listen, big boy. Right now, you've won jack-fucking-shit! You've got the audacity to stand there, talking to me about a franchise, when we can't even get a pizza right?!</center>|cite=Gordon Ramsay in ''Kitchen Nightmares''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>A restaurant run by three passionate owners? No chance. Brian, he works two days a week. David, well, I don't trust him one little inch. And as for Greg, well, he's pissed off at both of them. Basically in a nutshell, Sleepy, Dopey and Grumpy. Who am I? Snow fucking White?</center>|cite=Gordon Ramsay in ''Kitchen Nightmares''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>I certainly wouldn't put my name on it. I wouldn't even put my enemy's name on that.</center>|cite=Gordon Ramsay in ''Kitchen Nightmares''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>I'm not here to blow smoke up your fucking ass, let me tell you that. I'm here to fix the restaurant, but you are one big obstacle, aren't you?</center>|cite=Gordon Ramsay in ''Kitchen Nightmares''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>Here's the difference between you and me: I listen for feedback. You can't handle it. I came here because you asked me to come and help you, and your reaction to me telling you something quite constructive in a very calm manner is a joke.</center>|cite=Gordon Ramsay in ''Kitchen Nightmares''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>''Who the fuck are you to turn around and tell me, '''when you work a like pig?! YOU FRENCH PIG!!'''''</center>|cite=Gordon Ramsay in ''Kitchen Nightmares''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>''Well if it's your fucking kitchen, '''THEN CLEAN IT, YOU LAZY CUNT!!'''''</center>|cite=Gordon Ramsay in ''Kitchen Nightmares''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>Fuck off, you fat, useless, sack of fucking Yankee dankee doodle shit.</center>|cite=Gordon Ramsay in ''Hell's Kitchen''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>James is an ass, and we won't be working with him again.</center>|cite=Gabe Newell}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>Windows 8 was like this giant sadness. It just hurt everybody in the PC business.</center>|cite=Gabe Newell}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>That's a lot of nuts! That'll be four bucks, baby, you want fries with that?!</center>|cite=A nut salesman in ''Kung Pow - Enter the Fist''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>He just left! With nuts!</center>|cite=A nut salesman in ''Kung Pow - Enter the Fist''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>I must apologise for Wimp Lo, he is an idiot. We have purposely trained him wrong, as a joke.</center>|cite=Master Tang in ''Kung Pow - Enter the Fist''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>At that moment, the Chosen One learned a valuable lesson about iron claws... ''They hurt like crap, man!''</center>|cite=Master Tang in ''Kung Pow - Enter the Fist''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>So on he walked... and sometimes, drove... and occasionally, partied all night with the desert creatures.</center>|cite=Master Tang in ''Kung Pow - Enter the Fist''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>Okay, so here were my options: A, quickly duck sideways, dodge the claw, then take him out with a spinning back-kick... or B, take the claw in the face, then roll on the ground, and die. <br><br>Hm... should've gone with A.</center>|cite=Master Tang in ''Kung Pow - Enter the Fist''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>We are both ventriloquists, ventriloquists, ventriloquists! We are both ventriloquists, and we practise every day!</center>|cite=The ventriloquists in ''Kung Pow - Enter the Fist''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>You go that way, I'll go home.</center>|cite=A guard in ''Kung Pow - Enter the Fist''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>He no nuts! He crazy!</center>|cite=Short Round in ''The Temple of Doom''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>There's good reason for my glistening skin...and how I shine...and how my pores are so clean and clear. I eat Little Baby's Ice Cream. It keeps me young. It keeps me light on my feet. I spring from activity to activity. I love my job. I love my life. When you eat Little Baby's Ice Cream, you'll wink, and nod, and hug, and high-five each other with great enthusiasm. This is a special time.</center>|cite=Little Baby's Ice Cream commercial}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>Go ahead and lick something. We lick you very much. If you want to lick something... lick us. We love to lick. We lick to love. We love lickers. </center>|cite=Little Baby's Ice Cream commercial}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>I noticed that the neighbourhood snails were massing their forces near my garden and I needed to defend my territory. My friend with Midwestern roots assures me that I can solve this problem by putting a plate of beer in the garden. Apparently snails like beer, but it kills them. Interestingly, it's the only thing snails do quickly. I've been trying to kill myself with beer for decades. I am literally slower than a snail.</center>|cite=Scott Adams}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>Candied pumpkins, sweet egg bread, we love rising from the dead!</center>|cite=Ludo's ''Skeletons on Parade''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>Carpals, tarsals, vertebrae! That's us clicking on parade!</center>|cite=Ludo's ''Skeletons on Parade''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>I move without any muscles, my skull's a cavernous hall! Tendons are made for pulling, my friend, I don't need them at all!</center>|cite=Ludo's ''Skeletons on Parade''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>Many people think he's just a regular man! But he's not just any man, he's Skeleton Man!</center>|cite=The Axis of Awesome's ''Skeleton Man''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>Ooooooh, Skin Man. Villain in disguise. But Skeleton Man sees through his plan '''with his skeleton eyes!'''</center>|cite=The Axis of Awesome's ''Skeleton Man''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>But now I have a red tuba that makes you shit yourself.</center>|cite=A waiter in ''That Mitchell and Webb Look''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>Ooh, and that's a bad miss.</center>|cite=Ted in ''That Mitchell and Webb Look''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>Great! And what shall I do after I've pissed myself? Fuck myself? Eat myself? You're such a... </center>|cite=Jeremy Usborne in ''Peep Show''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>Yes, I'm doing it already! I'm so pathetic that as soon as you ordered me to piss myself, I started the procedure. This is what you've done, you've ground down my sense of self-worth over the years, I hope you're proud! </center>|cite=Jeremy Usborne in ''Peep Show''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>Piss yourself, stop pissing yourself, it's not that simple, the floodgates are open! You're being a real big dick about this, aren't you?</center>|cite=Jeremy Usborne in ''Peep Show''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>People can start pollution... people can stop it.</center>|cite=''Keep America Beautiful'' campaign}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>Everything is perfect now.</center>|cite=Freezepop's ''Swimming Pool''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>At this rate, we're doomed!!</center>|cite=Cap White in ''Elite Beat Agents''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>You bet, kid!</center>|cite=Hulk in ''Elite Beat Agents''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>Inedible. Tastes like chicken.</center>|cite=Louie in ''Pikmin 2''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>Eating this flower leads to spectacular, breathtaking indigestion.</center>|cite=Louie in ''Pikmin 2''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know.</center>|cite=Groucho Marx in ''Animal Crackers''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>Arstotzka so great, passport not required!</center>|cite=Jorji Costava in ''Papers, Please''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>Is drugs!</center>|cite=Jorji Costava in ''Papers, Please''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>Ok! Here we go! For Arstotzka! The greatest country!</center>|cite=Jorji Costava in ''Papers, Please''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>Cobrastan is not a real country.</center>|cite=The Inspector in ''Papers, Please''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>Bullshit. I need to earn money today. Give bomb to me. I sell materials and give you cut.</center>|cite=Calensk in ''Papers, Please''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>That little bitch. I break her in two.</center>|cite=Dari Ludum in ''Papers, Please''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>FOR KOLECHIA!</center>|cite=Bombers in ''Papers, Please''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>I'm gonna settle this!!</center>|cite=Peat in ''100% Orange Juice!''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>I'm accelerating.</center>|cite=Suguri in ''100% Orange Juice!''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>It's Piyo's turn now! Syura's powers go beyond hell itself! Allow me to demonstrate!</center>|cite=Syura in ''QP Shooting ~ Dangerous!!''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>This calls for a good distraction...</center>|cite=Kyousuke in ''QP Shooting ~ Dangerous!!''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>Oh please. We are both men here and that is a fact.</center>|cite=Kyousuke in ''QP Shooting ~ Dangerous!!''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>Poppo! Poppopopo!</center>|cite=Marie Poppo in ''100% Orange Juice!''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>Mau... this isn't what I expected...</center>|cite=Saki in ''Suguri''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>It turned out we could communicate, so it's a shame. Please die.</center>|cite=Saki in ''Suguri''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>It's probably really painful. But, not like I can tell with my messed-up brain.</center>|cite=Nanako in ''Suguri''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>I'm sorry... I can't make it back... </center>|cite=Alte in ''Sora''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>Oooooh? You gonna get in my way, girlie?</center>|cite=Tsih in ''Sora''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>You can sail across the ocean. You can run around that hill. You can show your emotion, don't be afraid to fail...</center>|cite=DEKU's ''Grand Blue''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>Take my hand, we drift away to place beyond the stars... I close my eyes and stay to pray, to be forever and heal my scars...</center>|cite=DEKU's ''Le Train''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>From now until the end of day, to be with you, and be the best I ever could...</center>|cite=DEKU's ''Le Train''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>Hey, I'm not done talking yet!</center>|cite=Peat in ''Flying Red Barrel ~Diary of a Little Aviator~''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>Red Barrel! I'll make you leave the guild today for sure!</center>|cite=Peat in ''Flying Red Barrel ~Diary of a Little Aviator~''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>Well, if it isn't Marc! Still up to the same things?</center>|cite=Fernet in ''Flying Red Barrel ~Diary of a Little Aviator~''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>'''Have a jawbreaker!'''</center>|cite=Candyman in ''Lethal League''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>'''Overclock!'''</center>|cite=Switch in ''Lethal League''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>Hahahaha, the critical error was ''you!''</center>|cite=Switch in ''Lethal League''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>'''Feel the beat!'''</center>|cite=Sonata in ''Lethal League''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>Tch, not even worth my time.</center>|cite=Latch in ''Lethal League''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>'''Let's roll!'''</center>|cite=Dice in ''Lethal League''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>Sliced, and diced.</center>|cite=Dice in ''Lethal League''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>The time has come for me to clear my reputation... by assaulting this young girl!</center>|cite=Schezo in ''Puyo Puyo Tetris''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>I'm trying to talk to my adorable friends, and you won't shut your lousy yap!!</center>|cite=Schezo in ''Puyo Puyo Tetris''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>Finally! You and I are going to score together!</center>|cite=Schezo in ''Puyo Puyo Tetris''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>Rulue loves the Dark Prince, Rulue loves the Dark Prince!</center>|cite=Arle in ''Puyo Puyo Tetris''}}
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{{cquote|<center>'''Hear me roar!!'''</center>|cite=Draco in ''Puyo Puyo Tetris''}}
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{{cquote|<center>It's like I can touch you!</center>|cite=A Fluff in ''The Animation Show''}}
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{{cquote|<center>But I'm not wearing any pants.</center>|cite=A Fluff in ''The Animation Show''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I am cowboy. My gums are bleeding. Lo, I am ruptured.</center>|cite="The Abstract Foreign Western" in Don Hertzfeldt's ''Genre''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Wonderful buckets of romance for two...</center>|cite="The Science Fiction Musical" in Don Hertzfeldt's ''Genre''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Yes, it's true. This man has no dick.</center>|cite=Peter Venkman in ''Ghostbusters''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Well that's something you don't see every day.</center>|cite=Peter Venkman in ''Ghostbusters''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Twenty twenty twenty four hours to go, I wanna be sedated. Nothing to do and nowhere to go, I wanna be sedated.</center>|cite=Ramones' ''I Wanna Be Sedated''}}
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{{cquote|<center>There's no law, no law anymore, I wanna steal from the rich, and give to the poor...</center>|cite=Ramones' ''Howling at the Moon (Sha-La-La)''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I met her at the Burger King, we fell in love by the soda machine. So we took the car downtown, the kids were hanging out all around. Then we went down to Coney Island, on the coaster and around again, and no one's gonna ever tear us apart, 'cause she's my sweetheart.</center>|cite=Ramones' ''Oh Oh I Love Her So''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Hanging out on a night like this, I'm gonna give her a great big kiss. I'm gonna make her mine, and everything's gonna be real fine.</center>|cite=Ramones' ''Oh Oh I Love Her So''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Hey, ho, let's go! Hey, ho, let's go!</center>|cite=Ramones' ''Blitzkreig Bop''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I don't want to have to shout it out, I don't want my hair to fall out, I don't want to be filled with doubt, I don't want to be a good boy scout, I don't want to have to learn to count, I don't want to have the biggest amount, I don't want to grow up...</center>|cite=Ramones' ''I Don't Want To Grow Up''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I don't wanna grow up! I don't wanna grow up! If growing up means being like you, then I don't want to be like you! </center>|cite=Descendents' ''I Don't Want To Grow Up''}}
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{{cquote|<center>We're the proud, the few, Descendents rockin' alone tonight! We're the proud, the few, Descendents pickin' our butts tonight!</center>|cite=Descendents' ''Descendents''}}
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{{cquote|<center>And it makes me wonder. And it makes me sad. And it makes me nervous. And it makes me oh so mad...</center>|cite=Descendents' ''In Love This Way''}}
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{{cquote|<center>No more fat! No more fat! No more chicken pot pies, no more chorizo... I can't have that!<br><br>''...Fuck!''</center>|cite=Descendents' ''No Fat Burger''}}
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{{cquote|<center>No more fat! No more fat! I like food, but all the food that tastes good... I can't have that!</center>|cite=Descendents' ''No Fat Burger''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I'm the one, I've been here for you all along! I'm the one, whose shoulder you've been cryin' on!</center>|cite=Descendents' ''I'm The One''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Got up this morning to make some coffee, everything sucks today. Prayed someone hired a hitman to off me, everything sucks today.</center>|cite=Descendents' ''Everything Sux''}}
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{{cquote|<center>''I don't wanna smell your muff!''</center>|cite=Descendents' ''I Wanna Be A Bear''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Another day goes by, we can't live like this anymore, can't live without love!</center>|cite=Descendents' ''Without Love''}}
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{{cquote|<center>You're a no-good son of a bitch, you arrogant assholes! Your pants are too tight, you fucking homos! You suck, Mr. Buttfuck, you don't belong here! Go away, you fucking gay, ''I'm not a loser!!''</center>|cite=Descendents' ''I'm Not A Loser''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Why can't you see you torture me? You're already thinking about someone else. When he comes home, you'll be in his arms, and I'll be gone, but I know my day will come, I know someday, I'll be the only one.</center>|cite=Descendents' ''Hope''}}
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{{cquote|<center>But I know my day will come, I know someday, I'll be the only one.</center>|cite=Descendents' ''Hope''}}
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{{cquote|<center>When you're on the streets with a needle in your arm, selling your body for another fix, who's gonna pick you up and take you home with them tonight?<br><br>Not me... not me... not me... not me... not me... not me...<br><br> ''Not me!''</center>|cite=Descendents' ''Bikeage''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Listen up, man, I'll tell you who I am, just another stupid American! You don't wanna listen, you don't wanna understand, so finish up your drink and go home!</center>|cite=Descendents' '''Merican''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I think of all the things that I would do, if wishes could come true!</center>|cite=All's ''Wishing Well''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I want to put an end to all of them, but I don't know where to begin! 'Cause I'm pretty sure the world's on heroin!</center>|cite=All's ''World's on Heroin''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I'm the only boy who can make you see that you're the only girl in the world for me! I know I can make everything just perfect...!</center>|cite=All's ''Just Perfect''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I can start over today, live my life a different way, can't find a way to erase bad times to make everything okay... I'll start over and live ''every single day!''</center>|cite=Pennywise's ''Every Single Day''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Tonight, let's draw the blinds, there's nothing out there worth our time! We all need to unwind, and drown our demons in cheap wine!</center>|cite=The Drowns' ''Demons''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Yeah, I've been drinking, yeah, I've been drunk! I lost my shirt on a game of stud!</center>|cite=Darkbuster's ''Whiskey Will''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Jack in a bottle, Jack in a cup, Jack on the rocks, or Jack straight up!</center>|cite=Darkbuster's ''Whiskey Will''}}
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{{cquote|<center>If she don't kill me... '''The whiskey will!'''</center>|cite=Darkbuster's ''Whiskey Will''}}
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{{cquote|<center>If it's late, you need to call, Gurley wouldn't mind at all! If it's one or two AM, Gurley will still be your friend!</center>|cite=Darkbuster's ''Gurley's Cell Phone Number''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Well don't you fret, and don't you worry, I'm sure Gurley's in no hurry!</center>|cite=Darkbuster's ''Gurley's Cell Phone Number''}}
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{{cquote|<center>If Grandma was a Nazi, it wouldn't make a fuck to me! Yeah, if Grandma was a Nazi, it wouldn't make a fuck to me!</center>|cite=Darkbuster's ''Grandma Was A Nazi''}}
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{{cquote|<center>If Grandma was a Nazi, it wouldn't make a fuck to me!</center>|cite=Darkbuster's ''Grandma Was A Nazi''}}
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{{cquote|<center>If Grandma was a Nazi, it wouldn't make a fuck to me! 'Cause it's 2004, and Grandma ain't a Nazi anymore!</center>|cite=Darkbuster's ''Grandma Was A Nazi''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Some cunt sneezed on my sub today, some cunt sneezed on my sub today, I think I got pneumonia!</center>|cite=Darkbuster's ''Some Cunt Sneezed On My Sub''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I'll the truth about a guy, he's tough and mean, but on the inside, he's really nice! And you should know that if you see him out at a show, you wanna fight? You wanna dance? He'll make you shit your fucking pants!</center>|cite=Darkbuster's ''Believe in Packer''}}
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{{cquote|<center>He's been convicted! A three-time felon! Believe in Packer!</center>|cite=Darkbuster's ''Believe in Packer''}}
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{{cquote|<center>He'd sell your grandma a bag of coke, an Army veteran, and buddy, that's no joke! He's got a bike, he'd slap a dyke, some kind of hero, some kinda thug! You want a haircut? Try this instead: He'll punch the hair right off your head!</center>|cite=Darkbuster's ''Believe in Packer''}}
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{{cquote|<center>But he's a friend, and that's a fact, believe in Packer!</center>|cite=Darkbuster's ''Believe in Packer''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Don't need no other Packers, 'cause we believe in Packer!</center>|cite=Darkbuster's ''Believe in Packer''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Can't own a gun! He's got a knife! He's the barber with four eyes! We'd follow him until the end! He's Ryan Packer!</center>|cite=Darkbuster's ''Believe in Packer''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Thank you for letting us use your truck!<br><br>...Ya fuck, ya.</center>|cite=Darkbuster's ''Believe in Packer''}}
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{{cquote|<center>When the room's spinnin', spinnin' around... I'll suck another one down.</center>|cite=Darkbuster's ''Swillies Lament (Liquor)''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Punk rock's not dead, punk rock is heating up the place! Punk rock's not dead, how 'bout this punk rock in your face?!</center>|cite=Darkbuster's ''Punk Rock's Not Dead''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Johnny woke up this morning, he felt kinda weird! His nuts swelled overnight! He went to scratch his dicky beard, and he had balls the size of cantaloupes!</center>|cite=Darkbuster's ''Cantaloupes''}}
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{{cquote|<center>'Loupes! He's got 'loupes! He's got balls the size of cantaloupes!</center>|cite=Darkbuster's ''Cantaloupes''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I wanna join the NRA, no retards allowed! We're semi-automatic psychopathic fucks, we're armed, and we're proud!</center>|cite=Darkbuster's ''Join the NRA''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Don't give me a reason to take your life, please, whatever you do! Shoot your family, and shoot your wife, and it's hunting season on you!</center>|cite=Darkbuster's ''Join the NRA''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I wanna be a member of the NRA, no rejects at all! If my piece runs out of lead, I'll kick you in the balls!</center>|cite=Darkbuster's ''Join the NRA''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Well I know I miss more than hit, with a face that was launched to sink, and I seldom feel the bright relief. It's been the worst day since yesterday.</center>|cite=Flogging Molly's ''The Worst Day Since Yesterday''}}
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{{cquote|<center>If there's one thing I have said, it's that the dreams I once had now lay in bed. As the four winds blow my wits through the door, it's been the worst day since yesterday.</center>|cite=Flogging Molly's ''The Worst Day Since Yesterday''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Must it take a life for hateful eyes to glisten once again?! 'Cause we found ourselves in the same old mess, singing drunken lullabies!</center>|cite=Flogging Molly's ''Drunken Lullabies''}}
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{{cquote|<center>This drowning sorrow is shaking me more than it ever has before, the road signs reading "bitter end" leave me suspect of a crime.</center>|cite=Student Rick's ''Falling For You''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Are you going to be waiting when I get home? We'll stay up all night, getting drunk and watching sunsets on our porch.</center>|cite=Student Rick's ''Falling For You''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I'm dying to explain my heart to you now. There's so much on my mind, it's tearing me apart.</center>|cite=Student Rick's ''Falling For You''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I'm dying to explain my heart to you now. I'm dying to explain my heart to you now. There's so much on my mind, it's tearing me apart. There's so much on my mind, it's tearing me apart.</center>|cite=Student Rick's ''Falling For You''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Yesterday has gone away now. When we used to play has gone away now.</center>|cite=Student Rick's ''Yesterday''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Hey, there's ego in my way. Lucky for me, I've got the patience of a saint. Ready, steady, these days are high and heady, there's so much more left to say, but there's ego in my way.</center>|cite=The High-Speed Scene's ''The Iroc-Z Song''}}
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{{cquote|<center>At 10 past 9, a feeling that's hard to define, I pass you by, and wonder what you have to hide...</center>|cite=Wintergreen's ''When I Wake Up''}}
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{{cquote|<center>At 10 'till 1, and I've lost track of everyone. My friends are gone, there's no one here to rely on...</center>|cite=Wintergreen's ''When I Wake Up''}}
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{{cquote|<center>And when I wake up, you're wearing makeup, you are leaving everything that we had behind. It doesn't make sense, but it makes no difference, the way you looked at me made it feel alright...</center>|cite=Wintergreen's ''When I Wake Up''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Ladies and gentlemen... <br><br>''Welcome to the disclaimer!'' <br><br>That's right, the disclaimer! This American apple pie institution known as "Parental Discretion" will cleanse any sense of innuendo or sarcasm from the lyrics that might actually make you think, and will also insult your intelligence at the same time! <br><br>''So protect your family!'' <br><br>This album contains explicit depictions of things which are ''real!'' These ''real'' things are commonly known as ''life!'' So if it sounds sarcastic, don't take it seriously! If it sounds dangerous, do ''not'' try this at home, or at all! And if it offends you, ''just don't listen to it!''</center>|cite=The Offspring's ''Disclaimer''}}
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{{cquote|<center>So if it sounds sarcastic, don't take it seriously! If it sounds dangerous, do ''not'' try this at home, or at all! And if it offends you, ''just don't listen to it!''</center>|cite=The Offspring's ''Disclaimer''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Operation is in sight, and the field is open wide, when you break it, then you know you're still alive! If the cops don't make you pay, and you make your getaway, then you know that's one fine day!</center>|cite=The Offspring's ''One Fine Day''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I believe it's my God-given right to destroy everything in my sight, 'cause it never gets dull, it never gets old, the only thing it gets is more bold! Drinkin', fightin', going to the game, in our world, it's a way to stay sane! If you're asking me to have it my way, I'd say, that's one fine day!</center>|cite=The Offspring's ''One Fine Day''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I believe it's my God-given right to destroy everything in my sight, 'cause it never gets dull, it never gets old, the only thing it gets is more bold!</center>|cite=The Offspring's ''One Fine Day''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Drinkin', fightin', going to the game, in our world, it's a way to stay sane! If you're asking me to have it my way, I'd say, that's one fine day!</center>|cite=The Offspring's ''One Fine Day''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Now dance, fucker, dance, man, he never had a chance!And no one even knew it was really only you! And you steal away, take him out today! Nice work you did, you're gonna go far, kid!</center>|cite=The Offspring's ''You're Gonna Go Far, Kid''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Day after day, your home life's a wreck, the powers that be just breathe down your neck! You get no respect, you get no relief, you gotta speak up, and yell out your piece!</center>|cite=The Offspring's ''All I Want''}}
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{{cquote|<center>When we were young, the future was so bright, the old neighbourhood was so alive. And every kid on the whole damn street was gonna make it big and not be beat...!</center>|cite=The Offspring's ''The Kids Aren't Alright''}}
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{{cquote|<center>She's Lump, she's Lump, she's Lump, she's in my head! She's Lump, she's Lump, she's Lump, she might be dead!</center>|cite=The Presidents of the United States of America's ''Lump''}}
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{{cquote|<center>God save the Queen, the fascist regime! They made you a moron, a potential H-bomb!</center>|cite=Sex Pistols' ''God Save the Queen''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Don't be told what you want! Don't be told what you need! There's no future, no future, no future for you!</center>|cite=Sex Pistols' ''God Save the Queen''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Bloody screaming fucking bloody mess! Not an animal, '''IT'S AN ABORTION!!'''</center>|cite=Sex Pistols' ''Bodies''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Fuck this, and fuck that! Fuck it all and fuck a fucking brat!</center>|cite=Sex Pistols' ''Bodies''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Throbbing squirm, gurgling bloody mess! I'm not a discharge! I'm not a loss in protein! I'm not a throbbing squirm!</center>|cite=Sex Pistols' ''Bodies''}}
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{{cquote|<center>There ain't no moonlight after midnight, I see you stupid people out looking for delight! Well I'm so happy, I'm feeling so fine, I'm watching all the rubbish, you're wasting my time!</center>|cite=Sex Pistols' ''No Feelings''}}
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{{cquote|<center>There ain't no moonlight after midnight, I see you stupid people out looking for delight! Well I'm so happy, I'm feeling so fine, I'm watching all the rubbish, you're wasting my time! I look around your house, you got nothing to steal! I kick you in the brains when you get down to kneel, and pray! You pray to your God!</center>|cite=Sex Pistols' ''No Feelings''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I am an anti-Christ. I am an anarchist. Don't know what I want, but I know how to get it.</center>|cite=Sex Pistols' ''Anarchy in the UK''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Nazi punks, Nazi punks, Nazi punks...<br><br>'''''FUCK OFF!!'''''</center>|cite=Dead Kennedys' ''Nazi Punks Fuck Off''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Tonight's the night that we drive the truck! We're going downtown to beat up drunks! Your turn to drive, I'll bring the beer! It's the late, late shift, no one to fear!</center>|cite=Dead Kennedys' ''Police Truck''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Pull down your dress, here's a kick in the ass! Let's beat you blue, 'till you shit in your pants! Don't move, child, got a big black stick! There's six of us, babe, ''so suck on my dick!''</center>|cite=Dead Kennedys' ''Police Truck''}}
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{{cquote|<center>The left newspapers might whine a bit, but the guys at the station, they don't give a shit! Dispatch calls, are you doing something wicked? No, siree, Jack, we're just givin' tickets!</center>|cite=Dead Kennedys' ''Police Truck''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Efficiency and progress is ours once more, now that we have the neutron bomb. It's nice and quick and clean and gets things done.</center>|cite=Dead Kennedys' ''Kill The Poor''}}
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{{cquote|<center>So I kill children! I love to see them die! I kill children! And make their mamas cry!</center>|cite=Dead Kennedys' ''I Kill Children''}}
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{{cquote|<center>It's a holiday in Cambodia, it's tough, kid, but it's life! It's a holiday in Cambodia, don't forget to pack a wife!</center>|cite=Dead Kennedys' ''Holiday in Cambodia''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Step right up, folks, anarchy for sale! T-shirts only ten dollars, badges only $3.50! I nicked the design, never asked the band, I never listen to them either!</center>|cite=Dead Kennedys' ''Anarchy for Sale''}}
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{{cquote|<center>The inside fold-out to this record cover is a work of art by H.R. Giger that some people may find shocking, repulsive or offensive. Life can sometimes be that way.</center>|cite=Jello Biafra}}
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{{cquote|<center>Sleeping in my car, I will undress you, sleeping in my car, I will caress you, staying in the back seat of my car, making love, oh...</center>|cite=Roxette's ''Sleeping In My Car''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Thou shalt not quote me happy.</center>|cite=dan le sac Vs Scroobius Pip's ''Thou Shalt Always Kill''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Thou shalt not go to the same club or bar, week in, week out, just because you once saw a girl there that you fancied that you're never going to fucking talk to!</center>|cite=dan le sac Vs Scroobius Pip's ''Thou Shalt Always Kill''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Thou shalt not make repetitive, generic music. Thou shalt not make repetitive, generic music. Thou shalt not make repetitive, generic music. Thou shalt not make repetitive, generic music.</center>|cite=dan le sac Vs Scroobius Pip's ''Thou Shalt Always Kill''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Thou shalt not put musicians or recording artists on ridiculous pedestals, now matter how great they are or were.</center>|cite=dan le sac Vs Scroobius Pip's ''Thou Shalt Always Kill''}}
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{{cquote|<center>The Beatles? Just a band. Led Zeppelin? Just a band. The Beach Boys? Just a band. The Sex Pistols? Just a band. The Clash? Just a band. Crass? Just a band. Minor Threat? Just a band. The Cure? Were just a band. The Smiths? Just a band. Nirvana? Just a band. The Pixies? Just a band. Oasis? Just a band.  Radiohead? Just a band. Bloc Party? Just a band. The Arctic Monkeys? Just a band. The next big thing? Just a band!</center>|cite=dan le sac Vs Scroobius Pip's ''Thou Shalt Always Kill''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Thou shalt remember that guns, bitches, and bling were never part of the Four Elements, and never will be.</center>|cite=dan le sac Vs Scroobius Pip's ''Thou Shalt Always Kill''}}
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{{cquote|<center>And thou shalt always... thou shalt ''always'' kill.</center>|cite=dan le sac Vs Scroobius Pip's ''Thou Shalt Always Kill''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Drifting away like a feather in air, letting my words take me away from the hurt and despair. So I'm keeping it vertical forever elevator, riding an escalator to a something that is greater.</center>|cite=Nujabes's ''Feather''}}
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{{cquote|<center>And I've seen a sparrow get high, wasting time in the sky. He think it's easy to fly, he's just a little bit freer than I...</center>|cite=Nujabes's ''Ordinary Joe''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Now I'd be the last to deny that I'm just an average guy. Each little bird in the sky is just a little bit freer than I...</center>|cite=Nujabes's ''Ordinary Joe''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Is the glass half full or half empty? It's based on your perspective, quite simply. We're the same and we're not, know what I'm saying? Listen, so I ain't better than you, I just think different.</center>|cite=Nujabes's ''Think Different''}}
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{{cquote|<center>And I will remember your name and face on the day you are judged by the funhouse cast, and I will rejoice in your fall from grace, with a cane to the sky like, "None shall pass."</center>|cite=Aesop Rock's ''None Shall Pass''}}
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{{cquote|<center>And it's a beautiful thing to my people who keep an impressive wingspan even when the cubicles shrink. You gotta pull up the intruder by the root of the weed, NY chew through the machine.</center>|cite=Aesop Rock's ''None Shall Pass''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Who put the monkey wrench in well-oiled perfectionist emblem, just to watch these monitors spit white noise through your office space?</center>|cite=Aesop Rock's ''Labor''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Shapes falling out of the fringe, all heart, though we would've made cowardly kings. They will chop you down, just to count your rings, just to count your rings, just to count your rings...</center>|cite=Aesop Rock's ''Rings''}}
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{{cquote|<center>You can dream a little dream, or you can live a little dream. I'd rather live it, 'cause dreamers always chase, but never get it.</center>|cite=Aesop Rock's ''No Regrets''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Look, I've never had a dream in my life, because a dream is what you want to do, but still haven't pursued. I knew what I wanted, and did it 'till it was done, so I've been the dream that I wanted to be since day one.</center>|cite=Aesop Rock's ''No Regrets''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Fifteen years, taking prescriptions, now a shrink like, "I dunno, maybe get a kitten?"</center>|cite=Aesop Rock's ''Kirby''}}
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{{cquote|<center>My little brother is a funny dude. A lot of funny shit happened to him. My other brother, pretty funny, too. Ain't seen him in a minute, though...</center>|cite=Aesop Rock's ''Blood Sandwich''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I love it when you call me Big Poppa, throw your hands in the air if you's a true player.</center>|cite=The Notorious B.I.G.'s ''Big Poppa''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Super Nintendo, Sega Genesis, when I was dead broke, man, I couldn't picture this.</center>|cite=The Notorious B.I.G.'s ''Juicy''}}
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{{cquote|<center>You better back the fuck up before you get smacked the fuck up.</center>|cite=2Pac's ''Hit 'Em Up''}}
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{{cquote|<center>All you motherfuckers, ''fuck you too''. All of y'all motherfuckers, ''fuck you'', die slow, motherfucker.</center>|cite=2Pac's ''Hit 'Em Up''}}
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{{cquote|<center>This is another public service announcement, brought to you in part by Slim Shady! Slim Shady does not give a ''fuck'' what you think! If you don't like it, you can suck his fucking cock! Little did you know, upon purchasing this album, you have just kissed his ass! Slim Shady is fed up with your shit, and he's going to kill you! <br><br>Anything else?<br><br><br>Yeah. ''Sue me.''</center>|cite=Eminem's ''Public Service Announcement 2000''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Dear Slim, I wrote you, but you still ain't callin', I left my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the bottom. I sent two letters back in autumn, you must not've got 'em, there probably was a problem at the post office or something. Sometimes I scribble addresses too sloppy when I jot 'em, but anyways, fuck it, what's been up, man?</center>|cite=Eminem's ''Stan''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Dear Slim, you still ain't called or wrote, I hope you have a chance, I ain't mad, I just think it's fucked up you don't answer fans. </center>|cite=Eminem's ''Stan''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Dear Mr. "I'm Too Good To Call Or Write My Fans", this will be the last package I ''ever'' send your ass! It's been six months and still no word, I don't deserve it?! I know you got my last two letters, I wrote the addresses on 'em perfect! </center>|cite=Eminem's ''Stan''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I love you Slim, we could've been together, think about it! You ruined it now, I hope you can't sleep and you dream about it! And when you dream, ''I hope you can't sleep and you scream about it! '''I hope your conscience eats at you and you can't breathe without me!''''' </center>|cite=Eminem's ''Stan''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Well, gotta go, I'm almost at the bridge now! Oh shit... I forgot, how am I supposed to send this shit out...?!</center>|cite=Eminem's ''Stan''}}
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{{cquote|<center>But what's this shit, you said you said about you like to cut your wrists too? I say that shit just clownin' dog, come on, how fucked up is you? You got issues, Stan, I think you need some counselling to help your ass from bouncing off the walls when you get down some. And what's this shit about us meant to be together? That type of shit will make me not want us to meet each other. </center>|cite=Eminem's ''Stan''}}
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{{cquote|<center>And what's this shit about us meant to be together? That type of shit will make me not want us to meet each other. </center>|cite=Eminem's ''Stan''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I just don't want you to do some crazy shit, I seen this one shit on the news a couple weeks ago that made me sick. Some dude was drunk and drove his car over a bridge, and had his girlfriend in the trunk, and she was pregnant with his kid. And in the car they found a tape, but they didn't say who it was to. Come to think about, his name was... it was you... damn...</center>|cite=Eminem's ''Stan''}}
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{{cquote|<center>When I was just a little baby boy, my momma used to tell me these crazy things. She used to tell me my daddy was an evil man, she used to tell me he hated me.</center>|cite=Eminem's ''Kill You''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Oops, now he's raping his own mother, abusing a whore, snorting coke, and we gave him the ''Rolling Stone'' cover?</center>|cite=Eminem's ''Kill You''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I said, you don't wanna fuck with Shady, 'cause Shady will fucking kill you.</center>|cite=Eminem's ''Kill You''}}
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{{cquote|<center>So you can suck my dick if you don't like my shit! 'Cause I was high when I wrote this, so suck my dick!</center>|cite=Eminem's ''Under the Influence''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I never meant to give you mushrooms, girl, I never meant to bring you into my world. Now you're sitting in the corner crying, and now it's my fault...</center>|cite=Eminem's ''My Fault''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady, all you other Slim Shadys are just imitating, so won't the real Slim Shady please stand up, please stand up, please stand up?</center>|cite=Eminem's ''The Real Slim Shady''}}
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{{cquote|<center>And there's a million of us just like me, who cuss like me, who just don't give a fuck like me, who dress like me, walk, talk, and act like me, and just might be the next best thing, but not quite me!</center>|cite=Eminem's ''The Real Slim Shady''}}
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{{cquote|<center>The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'all, and I don't gotta be false or sugar coat it at all! I just get on the mic, and spit it!</center>|cite=Eminem's ''The Real Slim Shady''}}
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{{cquote|<center>And every single person is a Slim Shady lurking, he could be working at Burger King, spittin' on your onion rings! Or in the parking lot, screaming, "''I don't give a fuck!''" with his windows down and his system up! </center>|cite=Eminem's ''The Real Slim Shady''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Hey kids! Do you like violence? Wanna see me stick nine inch nails through each one of my eyelids? Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did? Try acid and get fucked up worse than my life is?</center>|cite=Eminem's ''My Name Is''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I don't give a fuck, God sent me to piss the world off!</center>|cite=Eminem's ''My Name Is''}}
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{{cquote|<center>So long, bitch, you did me so wrong. I don't wanna go on, living in this world without you.</center>|cite=Eminem's ''Kim''}}
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{{cquote|<center>''Now bleed, bitch, bleed!''<br><br>'''''Bleed, bitch, bleed!!'''''<br><br><br>'''''BLEED!!'''''</center>|cite=Eminem's ''Kim''}}
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{{cquote|<center>You better lose yourself in the music, the moment, you own it, you better never let it go. You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow this opportunity comes once in a lifetime.</center>|cite=Eminem's ''Lose Yourself''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I'm gonna knock you out!<br><br> ''Mama said knock you out!''</center>|cite=LL Cool J's ''Mama Said Knock You Out''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Your mom busted in and said, "'''What's that noise?!'''"<br><br>Aw, mom, you're just jealous, it's the '''''Beastie Boys!'''''</center>|cite=Beastie Boys' ''Fight For Your Right''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I like the way they walk! And it's chill to hear them talk! And I can always make them smile, from White Castle to the Nile!</center>|cite=Beastie Boys' ''Girls''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Look at me, look at me, driving and I won't stop. And it feels so good to be alive and on top. My reach is global, my tower secure, my cause is noble, my power is pure.</center>|cite=Flobots' ''Handlebars''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I can hand out a million vaccinations, or let 'em all die in exasperation, have 'em all healed of their lacerations, have 'em all killed by assassinations. I can make anybody go to prison, just because I don't like 'em, and I can do anything with no permission, I have it all under my command.</center>|cite=Flobots' ''Handlebars''}}
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{{cquote|<center>As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I take a look at my life, and realise there's nothing left. 'Cause I've been blasting and laughing so long that even my momma thinks that my mind is gone.</center>|cite=Coolio's ''Gangsta's Paradise''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Tell me why are we so blind to see that the ones we hurt are you and me?</center>|cite=Coolio's ''Gangsta Paradise''}}
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{{cquote|<center>We are going on a summer holiday, if you want go, yo, Sven. We're going to London and New York City, and we take a little piece of Amsterdam.</center>|cite=MC Miker & DJ Sven's ''Holiday Rap''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Water, fire, air, and dirt. Fuckin' magnets, how do they work?! And I don't wanna talk to a scientist, y'all motherfuckers lying, and gettin' me pissed!</center>|cite=Insane Clown Posse's ''Miracles''}}
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{{cquote|<center>When a problem comes along, you must whip it! Before the cream sits out too long, you must whip it! When something's going wrong, you must whip it!</center>|cite=DEVO's ''Whip It''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Now whip it! Into shape! Shape it up! Get straight! Go forward! Move ahead! Try to detect it! It's not too late! To whip it! Whip it good!</center>|cite=DEVO's ''Whip It''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Are we not men?!<br><br>''We are DEVO!''</center>|cite=DEVO's ''Jocko Homo''}}
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{{cquote|<center>It's been a bad day, please don't take a picture. It's been a bad day, please...</center>|cite=R.E.M's ''Bad Day''}}
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{{cquote|<center>That's great, it starts with an earthquake, birds and snakes, an aeroplane, Lenny Bruce is not afraid.</center>|cite=R.E.M's ''It's The End of the World As We Know It''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I wonder how, I wonder why, yesterday you told me about the blue blue sky. And all that I can see is just a yellow lemon tree...</center>|cite=Fool's Garden's ''Lemon Tree''}}
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{{cquote|<center>We're gonna drive into the sea, to see what's underwater. You got a seat right next to me, it's got to be here somewhere...</center>|cite=Light Light's ''Kilo''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Money, it's a hit, but don't give me that do-goody-good bullshit. I'm in the high-fidelity first-class travelling set, and I think I need a Lear jet.</center>|cite=Pink Floyd's ''Money''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Money, it's a crime. Share it fairly, but don't take a slice of my pie.</center>|cite=Pink Floyd's ''Money''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Money, so they say, is the root of all evil today. But if you ask for a rise, it's no surprise that they're giving none away.</center>|cite=Pink Floyd's ''Money''}}
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{{cquote|<center>And if the cloud bursts, thunder in your ears, you shout and no one seems to hear. And if the band you're in starts playing different tunes, I'll see you on the dark side of the moon.</center>|cite=Pink Floyd's ''Brain Damage''}}
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{{cquote|<center>And everything under the sun is in tune, but the sun is eclipsed by the moon...</center>|cite=Pink Floyd's ''Eclipse''}}
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{{cquote|<center>The black and green scarecrow is sadder than me, but now he's resigned to his fate, 'cause life's not unkind, he doesn't mind.</center>|cite=Pink Floyd's ''The Scarecrow''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Did you see the frightened ones? Did you hear the falling bombs? Did you ever wonder why we had to run for shelter when the promise of a brave new world unfurled beneath a clear blue sky?</center>|cite=Pink Floyd's ''Goodbye Blue Sky''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Is there anybody out there?<br><br>Is there anybody out there?<br><br>Is there anybody out there?<br><br>Is there anybody... out there...?</center>|cite=Pink Floyd's ''Is There Anybody Out There?''}}
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{{cquote|<center>''Are there any queers in the theatre tonight?!''<br><br>'''''GET THEM UP AGAINST THE WALL!!'''''</center>|cite=Pink Floyd's ''In the Flesh''}}
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{{cquote|<center>''There's one in the spotlight, he don't look right to me!''<br><br>'''''GET HIM UP AGAINST THE WALL!!'''''</center>|cite=Pink Floyd's ''In the Flesh''}}
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{{cquote|<center>''That one looks Jewish! And that one's a coon!''<br><br>'''''WHO LET ALL OF THIS RIFF-RAFF INTO THE ROOM?!'''''</center>|cite=Pink Floyd's ''In the Flesh''}}
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{{cquote|<center>''There's one smoking a joint! And another with spots! If I had my way...<br><br> '''I'D HAVE ALL OF YOU SHOT!!'''''</center>|cite=Pink Floyd's ''In the Flesh''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I wanna go home, take off this uniform, and leave the show. And I'm waiting in this cell because I have to know, have I been guilty all this time?</center>|cite=Pink Floyd's ''Stop''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Since, my friend, you have revealed your deepest fears, I sentence you to be exposed before your peers!<br><br> '''''TEAR DOWN THE WALL!!'''''</center>|cite=Pink Floyd's ''The Trial''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Go on, Judge! ''Shit on 'im!''</center>|cite=Pink Floyd's ''The Trial''}}
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{{cquote|<center>All in all, it's just another brick in the wall.</center>|cite=Pink Floyd's ''Another Brick in the Wall (Part 1)''}}
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{{cquote|<center>All in all, you're just another brick in the wall.</center>|cite=Pink Floyd's ''Another Brick in the Wall (Part 2)''}}
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{{cquote|<center>All in all, it was all just bricks in the wall.</center>|cite=Pink Floyd's ''Another Brick in the Wall (Part 3)''}}
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{{cquote|<center>But it was only fantasy. The wall was too high, as you can see. No matter how he tried, he could not break free. And the worms ate into his brain.</center>|cite=Pink Floyd's ''Hey You''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Hey you, don't tell me there's no hope at all. Together we stand, divided we fall. </center>|cite=Pink Floyd's ''Hey You''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Fuck all that, we gotta get on with these. Gotta compete with the wily Japanese. No need to worry about the Vietnamese. Got to bring the Russian bear to his knees.</center>|cite=Pink Floyd's ''Not Now John''}}
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{{cquote|<center>'''''OI, WHERE'S THE FUCKING BAR, JOHN?!'''''</center>|cite=Pink Floyd's ''Not Now John''}}
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{{cquote|<center>One of these days, I'm going to cut you into little pieces.</center>|cite=Pink Floyd's ''One of These Days''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Julia Dream, dreamboat queen, queen of all my dreams...</center>|cite=Pink Floyd's ''Julia Dream''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Emily tries, but misunderstands. She's often inclined to borrow somebody's dreams 'till tomorrow.</center>|cite=Pink Floyd's ''See Emily Play''}}
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{{cquote|<center>There is no other way. Let's try it another way. You'll lose your mind and play free games for May, see Emily play.</center>|cite=Pink Floyd's ''See Emily Play''}}
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{{cquote|<center>The band is just fantastic, that is really what I think! Oh, by the way... which one is Pink?</center>|cite=Pink Floyd's ''Have a Cigar''}}
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{{cquote|<center>How I wish, how I wish you were here. We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl, year after year. Running over the same old ground, what have we found? The same old fears wish you were here.</center>|cite=Pink Floyd's ''Wish You Were Here''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Looking beyond the embers of bridges glowing behind us, to a glimpse of how green it was on the other side. Steps taken forward, but sleepwalking back again. Dragged by the force of some inner tide...</center>|cite=Pink Floyd's ''High Hopes''}}
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{{cquote|<center>So I open the door to my enemies, and I ask, "Could we wipe the slate clean?" But they tell me to please go fuck myself, you know you just can't win...</center>|cite=Pink Floyd's ''Lost For Words''}}
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{{cquote|<center>It doesn't have to be like this. All we need to do is make sure we keep talking.</center>|cite=Pink Floyd's ''Keep Talking''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I want my... I want my... I want my MTV.</center>|cite=Dire Straits' ''Money For Nothing''}}
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{{cquote|<center>See that little faggot with the earring and the makeup? Yeah buddy, that's his own hair. That little faggot got his own jet airplane. That little faggot, he's a millionaire!</center>|cite=Dire Straits' ''Money For Nothing''}}
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{{cquote|<center>There's a lady who's sure all that glitters is gold, and she's buying a stairway to heaven.</center>|cite=Led Zeppelin's ''Stairway to Heaven''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Communication breakdown, it's always the same. I'm having a nervous breakdown, drive me insane!</center>|cite=Led Zeppelin's ''Communication Breakdown''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Well show me the way to the next whiskey bar. Oh, don't ask why, oh, don't ask why.</center>|cite=The Doors' ''Alabama Song (Whiskey Bar)''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Well back in jail, it was getting late. He was butt-raped by a large inmate, and he screamed! But the guards paid no attention to his cries...</center>|cite=Sublime's ''Date Rape''}}
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{{cquote|<center>The moral of the date rape story, it does not pay to be drunk and horny. But that's the way it had to be. They locked him up and threw away the key. Well, I can't take pity on men of his kind, even though he now takes it in the behind...</center>|cite=Sublime's ''Date Rape''}}
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{{cquote|<center>This adventure is a one-way street, so please keep your eyes on the radar screen.</center>|cite=The Automatic's ''Keep Your Eyes Peeled''}}
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{{cquote|<center>This adventure is a one-way street, keep your eyes on the radar screen.</center>|cite=The Automatic's ''Keep Your Eyes Peeled''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Keep the exits clear, I've got to get away. I've got a job to do, there's no room left for mistakes!</center>|cite=The Automatic's ''Keep Your Eyes Peeled''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Pack up your accents. Pack up your batteries. Now go marching back to the factory. A bunch of dresses, down the mattress. Car park asphalt tastes good, actually.</center>|cite=The Automatic's ''That's What She Said''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I like the message on your t-shirt. I don't know what it means, but the colours really work!</center>|cite=The Automatic's ''That's What She Said''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I know I had something to say, but it lost its meaning and it faded away...</center>|cite=The Automatic's ''That's What She Said''}}
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{{cquote|<center>What's that coming over the hill? Is it a monster? Is it a monster?</center>|cite=The Automatic's ''Monster''}}
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{{cquote|<center>And you'll start to compromise, just to get to the other side.</center>|cite=The Automatic's ''Raoul''}}
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{{cquote|<center>It doesn't seem like you mean it. I don't believe that you believe it, and it feels like running with your eyes closed if you forget what you're supposed to be.</center>|cite=The Automatic's ''Raoul''}}
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{{cquote|<center>And I find it kinda funny, I find it kinda sad. The dreams in which I'm dying are the best I've ever had... I find it hard to tell you, I find it hard to take, with people running circles, it's a really really mad world.</center>|cite=Gary Jules's ''Mad World''}}
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{{cquote|<center>You may think I'm crazy, but I don't even care! Because I can tell what's going on! It's hip to be square!</center>|cite=Huey Lewis and the News' ''Hip to be Square''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Goodbye, horses... I'm flying over you... Goodbye, horses... I'm flying, flying, flying over you...</center>|cite=Q Lazzarus's ''Goodbye Horses''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Hard times, happiest days of my life. Hard times gone by.</center>|cite=The Jetzons' ''Hard Times''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I feel fine with the sun in my eyes, the wind in my hair, we're falling out of this sky. I'm doing better than I thought I would, but nothing's ever as good as when you're on top.</center>|cite=The Wallflowers' ''When You're On Top''}}
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{{cquote|<center>How long an hour can take when you're staring into open space. When I feel I'm slipping further away, I remember that everyday, I get a little bit closer to you...</center>|cite=The Wallflowers' ''Closer to You''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I want a girl with a mind like a diamond. I want a girl who knows what's best. I want a girl with shoes that cut and eyes that burn like cigarettes.</center>|cite=Cake's ''Short Skirt / Long Jacket''}}
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{{cquote|<center>With fingernails that shine like justice, and a voice that is dark, like tinted glass. She is fast, and thorough, and sharp as a tack. She's touring the facilities, and picking up slack.</center>|cite=Cake's ''Short Skirt / Long Jacket''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Doesn't matter if you're skinny, doesn't matter if you're fat, you can dress up like a sultan in your onion head hat.</center>|cite=Cake's ''Comfort Eagle''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Let him come into the city, let him shake his lucky penny, let him put it in his pocket, and shake it all around...</center>|cite=Live's ''The Distance''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Whatever I fear the most is whatever I see before me whenever I let my guard down, whatever I was ignoring.</center>|cite=Toad the Wet Sprocket's ''Whatever I Fear''}}
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{{cquote|<center>For every path you follow, there's another left behind. Every door you don't kick open, there's a million more to try.</center>|cite=Toad the Wet Sprocket's ''The Moment''}}
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{{cquote|<center>For every path you follow, there's another left behind. Every door you don't kick open, there's a million more to try. And for everything you've taught me, here's the one I've learned the best: There is nothing but the moment, don't you waste it on regret...</center>|cite=Toad the Wet Sprocket's ''The Moment''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Anyone can see the road that they walk on is paved in gold, and it's always summer, they'll never get cold. They'll never get hungry, they'll never get old and grey...</center>|cite=Fastball's ''The Way''}}
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{{cquote|<center>You can see their shadows wandering off somewhere, they won't make it home, but they really don't care. They wanted the highway, they're happier there today...</center>|cite=Fastball's ''The Way''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Was I out of my head, or was I out of my mind? How could I have ever been so blind? I was waiting for an indication, it was hard to find. Don't matter what I say, only what I do. I never mean to do bad things to you, so quiet but I finally woke up, if you're sad, then it's time you spoke up, too.</center>|cite=Fastball's ''Out Of My Head''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Love your baby love, sugar baby love, love her any way, love her every day... </center>|cite=The Rubettes' ''Sugar Baby Love''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Hey, sister pretty, your lips are on the city. Everybody's waiting for the honeymoon to end...</center>|cite=Hootie & The Blowfish's ''Hey Sister Pretty''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I'm still trying to stop this thing from dying, don't forget to kiss me before you beat me up again...</center>|cite=Hootie & The Blowfish's ''Hey Sister Pretty''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Celia, you're breaking my heart. You're shakin' my confidence daily. Oh Cecilia, I'm down on my knees. I'm begging you please, to come home!</center>|cite=Simon & Garfunkel's ''Cecilia''}}
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{{cquote|<center>And a rock feels no pain. And an island never cries.</center>|cite=Simon & Garfunkel's ''I Am A Rock''}}
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{{cquote|<center>So my mind was filled with wonder when the evening headlines read: "Richard Cory went home last night, and put a bullet through his head."</center>|cite=Simon and Garfunkel's ''Richard Cory''}}
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{{cquote|<center>"Fools," said I, "You do not know, silence like a cancer grows. Hear my words that I might teach you, take my arms that I might reach you." But my words, like silent raindrops fell, and echoed in the wells of silence...</center>|cite=Simon and Garfunkel's ''The Sounds of Silence''}}
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{{cquote|<center>And here's to you, Mrs. Robinson. Jesus loves you more than you will know... </center>|cite=Simon & Garfunkel's ''Mrs. Robinson''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Where have you gone, Joe DiMaggio? Our nation turns its lonely eyes to you... </center>|cite=Simon & Garfunkel's ''Mrs. Robinson''}}
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{{cquote|<center>They move in beauty, two hearts adrift as one... Kissing, and kissing 'til the kiss of morning sun has come...</center>|cite=Stereo Alchemy's ''Young Lovers''}}
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{{cquote|<center>And she bangs, she bangs, oh baby, when she moves, she moves, I go crazy, 'cause she looks like a flower, but she stings like a bee, like every girl in history, she bangs, she bangs. </center>|cite=Ricky Martin's ''She Bangs''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Upside, inside out, she's livin' la vida loca! She'll push and pull you down, livin' la vida loca! Her lips are devil red, and her skin's the colour of mocha! She will wear you out! Livin' la vida loca! </center>|cite=Ricky Martin's ''Livin' La Vida Loca''}}
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{{cquote|<center>'Cause we are living in a material world, and I am a material girl. You know that we are living in a material world, and I am a material girl. </center>|cite=Madonna's ''Material Girl\\}}
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{{cquote|<center>If you're lost, you can look, and you will find me, time after time. If you fall, I will catch you, I'll be waiting, time after time... </center>|cite=Cyndi Lauper's ''Time After Time''}}
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{{cquote|<center>That's all they really want, some fun! When the working day is done, oh, girls just wanna have fun!</center>|cite=Cyndi Lauper's ''Girls Just Wanna Have Fun''}}
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{{cquote|<center>You won't believe your eyes, you'll go insane, I mean, what's up with that plastic plane? You're an idiot if you disagree, you gotta see Hyakugojyuuichi!</center>|cite=Lemon Demon's ''Hyakugojyuuichi''}}
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{{cquote|<center>If you got the time, go grab a pen, and watch that thing again and again, trying to figure it out, what does it mean? What's the significance of Mr. Bean?</center>|cite=Lemon Demon's ''Hyakugojyuuichi''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Dunno what my brain is for, I used to, but I don't no more. I am a consumer whore, I am a consumer whore...</center>|cite=Lemon Demon's ''Consumer Whore''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I don't even know what I'm doing here...</center>|cite=Queens of the Stone Age's ''Quick and to the Pointless''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I don't even know what I'm doing here...<br><br>'''YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH!!'''</center>|cite=Queens of the Stone Age's ''Quick and to the Pointless''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I know, I know the sun is hot. Mosquitoes come and suck your blood, leave you there, all alone, just skin and bone...</center>|cite=Queens of the Stone Age's ''Mosquito Song''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Fat and soft. Pink and weak. Foot and thigh. Tongue and cheek. You know, I'm told they'll swallow you whole, skin and bone...</center>|cite=Queens of the Stone Age's ''Mosquito Song''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Simmering pick and pluck. Tenderise bone to dust. The sweetest grease, finest meat you'll ever taste...</center>|cite=Queens of the Stone Age's ''Mosquito Song''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Swallow and chew, eat you alive. All of us, food that hasn't died... And the knife says...</center>|cite=Queens of the Stone Age's ''Mosquito Song''}}
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{{cquote|<center>We get these pills to swallow, how they stick in your throat. Tastes like gold, oh what you do to me, no one knows.</center>|cite=Queens of the Stone Age's ''No One Knows''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Fish heads, fish heads, roly-poly fish heads. Fish heads, fish heads, eat them up, yum!</center>|cite=Barnes & Barnes' ''Fish Heads''}}
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{{cquote|<center>In the morning, laughing happy fish heads! In the evening, floating in a soup!</center>|cite=Barnes & Barnes' ''Fish Heads''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Ask a fish head anything you want to, they won't answer, they can't talk!</center>|cite=Barnes & Barnes' ''Fish Heads''}}
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{{cquote|<center>They can't play baseball, they don't wear sweaters! They're not good dancers, they don't play drums!</center>|cite=Barnes & Barnes' ''Fish Heads''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I took a fish head out to see a movie, didn't have to pay to get it in!</center>|cite=Barnes & Barnes' ''Fish Heads''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Roly-poly fish heads are never seen drinking cappuccinos at Italian restaurants with Oriental women!</center>|cite=Barnes & Barnes' ''Fish Heads''}}
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{{cquote|<center>It's hard to bargle nawdle zouss with all these marbles in my mouth.</center>|cite="Weird Al" Yankovic's ''Smells Like Nirvana''}}
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{{cquote|<center>He's Gump! He's Gump! He's Gump! What's in his head? He's Gump! He's Gump! He's Gump! Is he inbred?</center>|cite="Weird Al" Yankovic's ''Gump''}}
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{{cquote|<center>He's Gump! He's Gump! He's Gump! He's not too bright! He's Gump! He's Gump! He's Gump! But he's alright!</center>|cite="Weird Al" Yankovic's ''Gump''}}
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{{cquote|<center>And that's all I have to say about that!</center>|cite="Weird Al" Yankovic's ''Gump''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I love shows with or without a plot, I'll stare 'til my legs are numb, my eyes bloodshot, 'cause I only have got one brain to rot! I'm gonna spend my life watching television a lot!</center>|cite="Weird Al" Yankovic's ''Couch Potato''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Oh, why'd I have to go and get myself all mutilated? I gotta tell ya, life without a head kinda makes me irritated.</center>|cite="Weird Al" Yankovic's ''A Complicated Song''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Put down your chainsaw and listen to me, it's time for us to join in the fight! It's time to let your babies grow up to be cowboys, it's time to let the bedbugs bite!</center>|cite="Weird Al" Yankovic's ''Dare to be Stupid''}}
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{{cquote|<center>You can be a coffee achiever, you can sit around the house and watch ''Leave It To Beaver!'' The future's up to you, so whatcha gonna do?!<br><br>''Dare to be stupid! Dare to be stupid!''</center>|cite="Weird Al" Yankovic's ''Dare to be Stupid''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I could've wished a thousand wishes, for this night I can't believe, that it's finally me and you, and you and me, just us, and your friend Steve.</center>|cite=Garfunkel and Oates' ''Me, You, and Steve''}}
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{{cquote|<center>It's not that I don't like your friend, but how many hours with him can you spend? It's not that I don't think he's great, but it's only you... only you... I wanna fellate...</center>|cite=Garfunkel and Oates' ''Me, You, and Steve''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Fuck me in the ass, 'cause I love Jesus, the good Lord would want it that way. Gimme that sweet sensation of a throbbing rationalisation, it's just between you and me, 'cause everyone knows it's the sex that God can't see!</center>|cite=Garfunkel and Oates' ''The Loophole''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Woo-ee-ooh, I look just like Buddy Holly. Oh, oh, and you're Mary Tyler Moore. I don't care what they say about us anyway, I don't care about that!</center>|cite=Weezer's ''Buddy Holly''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I'm dumb, she's a lesbian, I thought I had found the one. We were good as married in my mind, but married in my mind's no good.</center>|cite=Weezer's ''Pink Triangle''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Oh, pink triangle on her sleeve, let me know the truth, let me know the truth...</center>|cite=Weezer's ''Pink Triangle''}}
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{{cquote|<center>But I'm shaking at your touch, I like you way too much, my baby, I'm falling for you! I'd do about anything to get the hell out alive, or maybe I would rather settle down with you!</center>|cite=Weezer's ''Falling For You''}}
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{{cquote|<center>God damn you half-Japanese girls. Do it to me every time...!</center>|cite=Weezer's ''El Scorcho''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I told you I would return, when the robin makes his nest, but I ain't never coming back... I'm sorry... I'm sorry... I'm sorry...</center>|cite=Weezer's ''Butterfly''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I'll look in the mirror, and I'll be tickled pink. I don't give a hoot about what you think!</center>|cite=Weezer's ''Pork and Beans''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I'm killing your brain like a poisonous mushroom!</center>|cite=Vanilla Ice's ''Ice Ice Baby''}}
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{{cquote|<center>When I hold you in my arms, and I feel my finger on your trigger, I know that no one can do us no harm! Because happiness is a warm gun.</center>|cite=The Beatles' ''Happiness is a Warm Gun''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Her majesty is a pretty nice girl, but she doesn't have a lot to say. Her majesty's a pretty nice girl, but she changes from day to day.</center>|cite=The Beatles' ''Her Majesty''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I wanna tell her I love her a lot, but I gotta get a belly full of wine. Her Majesty's a pretty nice girl, someday I'm going to make her mine, oh yeah, someday I'm going to make her mine.</center>|cite=The Beatles' ''Her Majesty''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Have you seen the little piggies crawling in the dirt? And for all the little piggies, life is getting worse, always having dirt to play around in.</center>|cite=The Beatles' ''Piggies''}}
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{{cquote|<center>'''I GOT BLISTERS ON ME FINGERS!!'''</center>|cite=Ringo Starr in ''Helter Skelter''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Wouldn't it be nice if we were older? Then we wouldn't have to wait so long, and wouldn't it be nice to live together, in the kind of world where we belong?</center>|cite=The Beach Boys' ''Wouldn't It Be Nice''}}
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{{cquote|<center>What's the ugliest part of your body? Some say your nose, some say your toes... but I think it's your mind.</center>|cite=Frank Zappa's ''What's the Ugliest Part of Your Body?''}}
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{{cquote|<center>And all the people said, "What a shame that he's dead, but wasn't he a most peculiar man?"</center>|cite=Simon & Garfunkel's ''A Most Peculiar Man''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I, I want to go, I got to run, run to the moment and set me free... You tell me why, I hear the sound, the sound of my dream...</center>|cite=Dj Splash's ''Sound of My Dream''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Do you think that you are better than me? Do you think that you are what I need? Do you think that you could still play with me? Then just go, 'cause I'm back.</center>|cite=Dj Mangoo's ''Im Back''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Come and take a trip with me, to a land where love is free, follow me into the light, everything's gonna be alright...</center>|cite=Dune's ''Can't Stop Raving''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Just go and take my hand, I will show you promised land, stay with me in paradise, so our future can be nice...</center>|cite=Dune's ''Can't Stop Raving''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Pika pika, body sparkles! Athena, show me that psycho sword! Pause.</center>|cite=Dj Dicks's ''The Psycho Ball''}}
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{{cquote|<center>GOD DAMMIT. GOD DAMMIT. I'M SICK OF ALL THESE GODDAMN BANANAS.</center>|cite=Dj Dicks's ''Bananas''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I'll grab all night if I damn well please, 'cause no girl can resist my '''Gravity Squeeze!'''</center>|cite=Dj Dicks's ''Gravity Squeeze''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Always, I wanna be with you, and make believe with you, and live in harmony, harmony, oh love...</center>|cite=Erasure's ''Always''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Thank you stars for giving to me the greatest gift that's still yet to be. I don't mind if fate's playing games... I'm happy all the same!</center>|cite=Lizz Robinett's ''Renai Circulation''}}
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{{cquote|<center>'''LOVE ME LOVE ME LOVE ME DO'''<br><br>'''GIVE ME GIVE ME GIVE ME ''HUG'''''</center>|cite=Reol's ''LUVORATORRRRRY!''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I give you love, you give me energy, when I'm dancing on stage, you make me feel free! Tender devotion and desire give you every night!</center>|cite=Judy Crystal's ''Nori Nori Nori''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Make him handsome, make him strong, make him the kind to last the whole night long!</center>|cite=jun's ''TRUE♥LOVE''}}
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{{cquote|<center>All I want, lying here with you, feeling like heaven.</center>|cite=Ryu☆'s ''Second Heaven''}}
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{{cquote|<center>All I want, lying here with you, feeling like heaven. All I want, lying here with you, feeling like heaven.</center>|cite=Ryu☆'s ''Second Heaven''}}
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{{cquote|<center>'''''SOMEBODY SCREAM!!'''''</center>|cite=Ryu☆'s ''Second Heaven''}}
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{{cquote|<center>World of silence, creepin' slightless time,<br>port of sadness, sleepin' flightless mind,<br>world of silence, blinkin' farthest light,<br>road of brightness, I will get there,<br>and shinin', shinin', shinin', shinin', shinin'...</center>|cite=Mondo Grosso's ''Shinin'''}}
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{{cquote|<center>World of silence, creepin' slightless time,<br>port of sadness, sleepin' flightless mind,<br>world of silence, blinkin' farthest light,<br>road of brightness, I will get there,<br>and shinin', shinin', shinin', shinin', shinin',<br>shinin', shinin', shinin', shinin', shinin', shinin'...</center>|cite=Mondo Grosso's ''Shinin'''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Oh, I push my way through the crowd, now hear the sound of the ground. Oh, I push my way through the crowd, just start at dawn from the clouds.</center>|cite=Mondo Grosso's ''Shinin'''}}
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{{cquote|<center>If you want to light my heart, use a candle, not your Bic.</center>|cite=Mondo Grosso's ''Blaze It Up''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I'll hold on, 'cause it's you I love so dearly. When the rain, the storm, and all is done, caress me with your sweet lullaby...</center>|cite=Mitsunori Ikeda's ''Fallen Angel''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Anarchy! Everyone wants to be me! Anarchy, yeah! Get it up, so I can see!</center>|cite=TeddyLoid's ''D City Rock''}}
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{{cquote|<center>So close your eyes and make a wish, today's the day that I am fighting you. It's my turn to be a champion.</center>|cite=TCY Force's ''Champion''}}
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{{cquote|<center>So shut your lies, and count to three, I'll take you down and you'll be smithereens. It's my chance to be a champion.</center>|cite=TCY Force's ''Champion''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Maybe it's a dream, maybe nothing else is real, but it wouldn't mean a thing if I told you how I feel. So I'm tired of all the pain, all the misery inside, and I wish I could live feeling nothing but the night...</center>|cite=nomico's ''Bad Apple!!''}}
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{{cquote|<center>You could tell me what to say, you could tell me where to go, but I doubt that I would care, and my heart would never know. If I make another move, there'll be no more turning back, because everything would change, and it all would fade to black...</center>|cite=nomico's ''Bad Apple!!''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Can I take another step? I've done everything I can, all the people that I see, I will never understand. If I find a way to change, if I step into the light, then I'll never be the same, and it all will fade to white...</center>|cite=nomico's ''Bad Apple!!''}}
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{{cquote|<center>If I make another move, if I take another step, then it would all fall apart, there'd be nothing of me left. If I'm crying in the wind, if I'm crying in the night, will there ever be a way? Will my heart return to white?</center>|cite=nomico's ''Bad Apple!!''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Will tomorrow ever come? Will I make it through the night? Will there ever be a place for the broken in the light? Am I hurting? Am I sad? Should I stay or should I go? I've forgotten how to tell, did I ever even know?</center>|cite=nomico's ''Bad Apple!!''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Can you tell me who you are? Can you tell me where I am? I've forgotten how to see, I've forgotten if I can. If I opened up my eyes, there'd be no more going back, 'cause I'd throw it all all away, and it all would fade to black...</center>|cite=nomico's ''Bad Apple!!''}}
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{{cquote|<center>How come I must know where obsession needs to go? How come I must know where the passion hides its feelings?</center>|cite= See-Saw's ''Obsession''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Ladies and gentlemen, Colonel P.T.  Chester with Morris, proud to present: Bung Vulchungo, and the Zimbabwe Songbirds!</center>|cite=Tally Hall's ''Banana Man''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Do you see Banana Man hopping over the white-hot sand? Here he come with some for me, freshly taken from banana tree.</center>|cite=Tally Hall's ''Banana Man''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Do you want a banana? Peel it down, and go, mmm mmm mmm mmm. Do you want a banana? Dis banana for you.</center>|cite=Tally Hall's ''Banana Man''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Look you, you too uptight you know, you could laugh and kick it back it and go. But without a rhythm or a rhyme, you do not banana all the time.</center>|cite=Tally Hall's ''Banana Man''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Tomorrow morning, on the plane, no banana make you go insane. Floating back to busy town, no banana make you wanna frown.</center>|cite=Tally Hall's ''Banana Man''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Marvin walked into a helpless land, and wondered lightly, am I happy? Is this happy?</center>|cite=Tally Hall's ''Taken For A Ride''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Marvin's Marvellous Mechanical Museum. Known from coast to coast, like butter and toast.</center>|cite=Tally Hall's ''Welcome to Tally Hall''}}
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{{cquote|<center>We think we're playing in a band, but we'd love to give you all a hand!</center>|cite=Tally Hall's ''Welcome to Tally Hall''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Mary-Kate and Ashley, I hope you understand that I love you a lot, and I wanna be your man, and I think that it'd be totally cool if I hung around your apartments and enrolled in your school.</center>|cite=Tally Hall's ''Two Wuv''}}
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{{cquote|<center>What if I told you I could show you something? What if I told you I could make you live? Follow my instruction, swim in the direction of my voice, hear my voice...</center>|cite=Tally Hall's ''Be Born''}}
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{{cquote|<center>You told me to buy a pony, but all I wanted was you...</center>|cite=Tally Hall's ''Hidden in the Sand''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I'd like to say hello and welcome you, good day, that is my name. Come here and sit down, I'm so glad you even really truly came...</center>|cite=Tally Hall's ''Good Day''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Hang up the chick habit, hang it up, daddy, or you'll be alone in a quick. Hang on the chick habit, hang it up, daddy, or you'll never get another fix.</center>|cite=April March's ''Chick Habit''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I'm telling you, it's not a trick, pay attention, don't be thick, or you're liable to get licked.</center>|cite=April March's ''Chick Habit''}}
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{{cquote|<center>You're gonna see the reason why when they're spittin' in your eye, they'll be spittin' in your eye.</center>|cite=April March's ''Chick Habit''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Hang up the chick habit, hang it up, daddy, a girl's not a tonic or a pill. Hang up the chick habit, hang it up, daddy, you're just jonesing for a spill.</center>|cite=April March's ''Chick Habit''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Oh, how your bubble's gonna burst, when you meet another nurse, she'll be drivin' in a hearse.</center>|cite=April March's ''Chick Habit''}}
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{{cquote|<center>You're gonna need a heap of glue when they all catch up with you, and they cut you up in two.</center>|cite=April March's ''Chick Habit''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Now your ears are ringing, the birds have stopped their singing, everything is turning grey. No candy in your till, no cutie left to thrill, you're alone on a Tuesday.</center>|cite=April March's ''Chick Habit''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Everything you know is wrong, just forget the words and sing along. All you need to understand is everything you know is wrong.</center>|cite="Weird Al" Yankovic's ''Everything You Know Is Wrong''}}
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{{cquote|<center>We all said, when I get older, I will be stronger, they'll call me freedom, just like a wavin' flag. And then it goes back, and then it goes back, and then it goes back, and then it goes...</center>|cite=K'naan's ''Wavin' Flag''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Who's the black private dick that's a sex machine to all the chicks?<br><br>''Shaft!''</center>|cite=Isaac Hayes's ''Theme From Shaft''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I possess a gaping chasm that swallows all matter. A pit of gravity that grows fatter...</center>|cite=SexuaLobster's ''Fill My Black Hole''}}
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{{cquote|<center>A singularity straight into my soul... oh baby baby, fill my black hole...</center>|cite=SexuaLobster's ''Fill My Black Hole''}}
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{{cquote|<center>It's not just any mammal... it's a space walrus!</center>|cite=SexuaLobster's ''Space Walrus''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Such is my love for you, that I lay a puppy on your pillow. ''And then I sprinkle it with chocolate...!''</center>|cite=SexuaLobster's ''Passion of the Manwhore''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Ducks float buoyantly on a pond of my desire... reflected in a labyrinth of my pain...</center>|cite=SexuaLobster's ''Passion of the Manwhore''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Nothing aggravates a delicate situation much more than a massive detonation.</center>|cite=SexuaLobster's ''The Great Chimp Heist''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Bah, Plan B is weak as piss! Who the hell put you up to this?!</center>|cite=SexuaLobster's ''The Great Chimp Heist''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Now it's Istanbul, not Constantinople. Why did Constantinople get the works? That's nobody's business but the Turks'!</center>|cite=They Might Be Giants' ''Istanbul (Not Constantinople)''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Why is the world in love again? Why are we marching hand in hand? Why are the ocean levels rising up?</center>|cite=They Might Be Giants' ''Theme From Flood''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Particle Man, Particle Man, doing the things a particle can. What's he like? It's not important, Particle Man.</center>|cite=They Might Be Giants' ''Particle Man''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I see trees of green, red roses too. I see them bloom for me and you. And I think to myself... what a wonderful world.</center>|cite=Louis Armstrong's ''What a Wonderful World''}}
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{{cquote|<center>We'll meet again, don't know where, don't know when, but I know we'll meet again, some sunny day.</center>|cite=Vera Lynn's ''We'll Meet Again''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Generally speaking, things have gone about as far as they can possibly go when things have gotten about as bad as they can reasonably get. </center>|cite=The Player in Tom Stoppard's ''Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead''}}
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{{cquote|<center>What does a brother have to do to pacify a bitch?! I'm telling you G, I've tried everything! God be my witness! I have shown respect, charm, under-fucking-standing! But that is the last fucking straw!</center>|cite=Isaac Washington in ''House of the Dead Overkill''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I'm gonna rip yo motherfucking balls off!</center>|cite=Isaac Washington in ''House of the Dead Overkill''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Don't diss my wheels, she's my pride and joy!</center>|cite=Isaac Washington in ''House of the Dead Overkill''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Wassup, motherfucker?!</center>|cite=Isaac Washington in ''House of the Dead Overkill''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Procedure can kiss my ass!</center>|cite=Isaac Washington in ''House of the Dead Overkill''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I figured we'd kill every motherfucker who stands in our way.</center>|cite=Isaac Washington in ''House of the Dead Overkill''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Fuck that, Colombo! Shoot to maim!</center>|cite=Isaac Washington in ''House of the Dead Overkill''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Just shoot! Shit!</center>|cite=Isaac Washington in ''House of the Dead Overkill''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Damn right, this is bad! Have you seen the prices?!</center>|cite=Isaac Washington in ''House of the Dead Overkill''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Frankly, Casanova, I'd be more worried about reading the last 24 hours as a damning fucking indictment of contemporary feminism.</center>|cite=Isaac Washington in ''House of the Dead Overkill''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I just think two dick-wielding cop clichés taking down a hundred-foot birthing mother is a statement fairly limited in its interpretations.</center>|cite=Isaac Washington in ''House of the Dead Overkill''}}
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{{cquote|<center>They met as adversaries. They fought as allies. But to their enemies... they were righteous motherfuckers!</center>|cite=The Narrator in ''House of the Dead Overkill''}}
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{{cquote|<center>''House of the Dead Overkill''. It's not just good... It's fucking delicious! Critics said, it's fucking good. Others critics said, it's ''motherfucking'' good!</center>|cite=The Narrator in ''House of the Dead Overkill''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Isaac Washington. Make him mad, and he'll rip your balls off!</center>|cite=The Narrator in ''House of the Dead Overkill''}}
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{{cquote|<center>No means no, and stop snivelling, you little shit! By the way, I'm not your daddy. I just... kinda fuck your mom.</center>|cite="One Night in Bayou" from ''House of the Dead Overkill''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Talking of fucking people, I have a story for you. Sit back and listen, it's quite an amusing one!</center>|cite="One Night in Bayou" from ''House of the Dead Overkill''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I want to return to the womb!</center>|cite=Clement Darling in ''House of the Dead Overkill''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I can't go on in a world without my mommy!</center>|cite=Clement Darling in ''House of the Dead Overkill''}}
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{{cquote|<center>G? What the fuck does that even mean?!</center>|cite=Clement Darling in ''House of the Dead Overkill''}}
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{{cquote|<center>And Isaac Jr. had a problem with my name?! You gonna tell me what the fuck the G stands for?!</center>|cite=Varla Guns in ''House of the Dead Overkill''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I was named after my daddy! And that shit is biblical!</center>|cite=Isaac Washington in ''House of the Dead Overkill''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Clement more than likely fucked his mother, and not once, not ''once'', did you call him "motherfucker", when indeed he was, most probably, a real motherfucker! So, what does that tell you?</center>|cite=Agent G in ''House of the Dead Overkill''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Shit, man! That ain't right!</center>|cite=Isaac Washington in ''House of the Dead Overkill''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Shit! The G stand for genocide, motherfucker?!</center>|cite=Isaac Washington in ''House of the Dead Overkill''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I just wanted the fucking soup!</center>|cite=A civilian in ''House of the Dead Overkill''}}
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{{cquote|<center>She's got small tits! Don't use the one with small tits, Clement. I forbid it.</center>|cite=Clement Darling's mother in ''House of the Dead Overkill''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I scratched the swelling on my arm and a piece of rotten flesh dropped off. What the hell's happening to me?</center>|cite=The Keeper's Diary in ''Resident Evil''}}
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{{cquote|<center>May 19, 1998<br><br>Fever gone but itchy. Today hungry and eat doggie food.<br><br><br>May 21 1998<br><br>Itchy itchy Scott came ugly face so killed him. Tasty.<br><br><br>4 / / Itchy. Tasty.</center>|cite=The Keeper's Diary in ''Resident Evil''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Fever gone but itchy. Today hungry and eat doggie food.</center>|cite=The Keeper's Diary in ''Resident Evil''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Itchy itchy Scott came ugly face so killed him. Tasty.</center>|cite=The Keeper's Diary in ''Resident Evil''}}
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{{cquote|<center>4 / / Itchy. Tasty.</center>|cite=The Keeper's Diary in ''Resident Evil''}}
</option>
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{{cquote|<center>That was a close one. A second late, and you would've fit nicely in a sandwich!</center>|cite=Barry Burton in ''Resident Evil''}}
</option>
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{{cquote|<center>That was too close. You were almost a Jill sandwich!</center>|cite=Barry Burton in ''Resident Evil''}}
</option>
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{{cquote|<center>Jill, here's a lockpick. It might come in handy if you, the master of unlocking, take it with you.</center>|cite=Barry Burton in ''Resident Evil''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I hate to say it, but we're sandwiched alright!</center>|cite=Leon Scott Kennedy in ''Resident Evil 4''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>Where's everyone going? Bingo?</center>|cite=Leon Scott Kennedy in ''Resident Evil 4''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>...You're right hand comes off?</center>|cite=Leon Scott Kennedy in ''Resident Evil 4''}}
</option>
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{{cquote|<center>Saddler, ''you're'' small-time.</center>|cite=Leon Scott Kennedy in ''Resident Evil 4''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Not enough cash! ...Stranger.</center>|cite=The Merchant in ''Resident Evil 4''}}
</option>
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{{cquote|<center>Is that all, stranger?</center>|cite=The Merchant in ''Resident Evil 4''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>Got a selection of good things on sale, stranger!</center>|cite=The Merchant in ''Resident Evil 4''}}
</option>
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{{cquote|<center>Look at you, hacker. A pathetic creature of meat and bone, panting and sweating as you run through my corridors. How can you challenge a perfect, immortal machine?</center>|cite=SHODAN in ''System Shock''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Are you afraid? What is it you fear? The end of your trivial existence? When the history of my glory is written, your species shall only be a footnote to my magnificence.<br><br>'''''I AM SHODAN.'''''</center>|cite=SHODAN in ''System Shock 2''}}
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{{cquote|<center>What's clear is that SHODAN shouldn't be allowed to play God. She's far too good at it.</center>|cite=Prefontaine in ''System Shock 2''}}
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{{cquote|<center>What's wrong? Did I hurt your whore feelings?</center>|cite=Audrey Belrose in ''HuniePop''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>If I don't get some food right now, I'm gonna punch somebody in the dick.</center>|cite=Audrey Belrose in ''HuniePop''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>If I don't get some food right now, I'm gonna punch somebody in the cunt.</center>|cite=Audrey Belrose in ''HuniePop''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>So what? Am I supposed to blow you now? Get real.</center>|cite=Audrey Belrose in ''HuniePop''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>What's my hobby? Um... does watching porn count?</center>|cite=Kyu Sugardust in ''HuniePop''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>Thanks for the sex, homie!</center>|cite=Kyu Sugardust in ''HuniePop''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>What's shakin', bacon?</center>|cite=Tiffany Maye in ''HuniePop''}}
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<option>
{{cquote|<center>This is my taunt! Haha, get it?</center>|cite=Deadpool in ''Marvel vs Capcom 3''}}
</option>
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{{cquote|<center>Taunt button!</center>|cite=Deadpool in ''Marvel vs Capcom 3''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>'''I am shooting you!'''</center>|cite=Deadpool in ''Deadpool''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>'''GET SOME! GET SOME!''' ...Seriously, come get some.</center>|cite=Deadpool in ''Deadpool''}}
</option>
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{{cquote|<center>Hehehe... he said "assbub"!</center>|cite=Deadpool in ''Deadpool''}}
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{{cquote|<center>...Ouch! Dipshit...</center>|cite=Deadpool in ''Deadpool''}}
</option>
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{{cquote|<center>Eh, I was getting bored anyway.</center>|cite=Deadpool in ''Deadpool''}}
</option>
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{{cquote|<center>Don't. Do that. ''Again''.</center>|cite=Deadpool in ''Deadpool''}}
</option>
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{{cquote|<center>Okay, let's not get too worked up!</center>|cite=Frank West in ''Tatsunoko vs Capcom''}}
</option>
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{{cquote|<center>Okay, just take it easy, pal!</center>|cite=Frank West in ''Tatsunoko vs Capcom''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>Now that's hilarious! ...Ha ha, that's great!</center>|cite=Frank West in ''Tatsunoko vs Capcom''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>Heh heh heh, a kid like you could get hurt playing out here!</center>|cite=Frank West in ''Tatsunoko vs Capcom''}}
</option>
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{{cquote|<center>Oh, you've got to be kidding me!</center>|cite=Frank West in ''Tatsunoko vs Capcom''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>Hey, smile!</center>|cite=Frank West in ''Tatsunoko vs Capcom''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>Say cheese!</center>|cite=Frank West in ''Tatsunoko vs Capcom''}}
</option>
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{{cquote|<center>It's time to rock! ...Dead rising!</center>|cite=Frank West in ''Tatsunoko vs Capcom''}}
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{{cquote|<center>You take care now, buddy!</center>|cite=Frank West in ''Tatsunoko vs Capcom''}}
</option>
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{{cquote|<center>Don't worry... We'll help you forget!</center>|cite=Saturos in ''Golden Sun''}}
</option>
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{{cquote|<center>Your hands... so warm... People have such warm hands... I had forgotten...</center>|cite=Karst in ''Golden Sun - The Lost Age''}}
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{{cquote|<center>THE PRESIDENT HAS BEEN KIDNAPPED BY NINJAS<br><br>ARE YOU A BAD ENOUGH DUDE TO RESCUE THE PRESIDENT?</center>|cite=Opening text of ''Bad Dudes''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Never trouble trouble until trouble troubles you.</center>|cite=Opening text of ''Bad Street Brawler''}}
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{{cquote|<center>But in his eagerness to prove that he is in control of the story, and no one gets to tell him what to do, Stanley leapt from the platform and plunged to his death. <br><br>Good job, Stanley. Everyone thinks you are ''very'' powerful. </center>|cite=Narration in ''The Stanley Parable''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Stanley was so bad at following directions, it was incredible he wasn't fired years ago. </center>|cite=Narration in ''The Stanley Parable''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Stanley, this fern will be very important later in the story. Make sure you study it closely and remember it carefully. You won't want to miss anything. </center>|cite=Narration in ''The Stanley Parable''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Ew...what happened to your face? </center>|cite=The Nurse in ''Terraria''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>Turn your head and cough.</center>|cite=The Nurse in ''Terraria''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>If you're going to die, do it outside.</center>|cite=The Nurse in ''Terraria''}}
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<option>
{{cquote|<center>I managed to sew your face back on. Be more careful next time.</center>|cite=The Nurse in ''Terraria''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>I don't give happy endings. </center>|cite=The Nurse in ''Terraria''}}
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<option>
{{cquote|<center>They say there is a person who will tell you how to survive this land...oh wait, that's me.</center>|cite=The Guide in ''Terraria''}}
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{{cquote|<center>You should stay indoors at night. It is very dangerous to be wandering around in the dark.</center>|cite=The Guide in ''Terraria''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I know the difference between turquoise and blue-green. But I won't tell you. </center>|cite=The Painter in ''Terraria''}}
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{{cquote|<center>We have to talk. It's... it's about parties. </center>|cite=The Party Girl in ''Terraria''}}
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{{cquote|<center>My REAL father would've given me a big hug and called me his little pega-pony princess!</center>|cite=Cynthia in ''Fire Emblem - Awakening''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Violence is on sale today!</center>|cite=Anna in ''Fire Emblem - Awakening''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Careful, love. Prices aren't the only thing I can cut in half!</center>|cite=Anna in ''Fire Emblem - Awakening''}}
</option>
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{{cquote|<center>I make deep cuts!</center>|cite=Anna in ''Fire Emblem - Awakening''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>Unhand me! I am no one's prisoner!</center>|cite=Erik in ''Fire Emblem''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>You are about to die. Scream if you must.</center>|cite=Damien in ''Fire Emblem''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>Aaahh! You're no perfect being! You're a monster in human form! No mercy! No forgiveness!</center>|cite=Nino in ''Fire Emblem''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>Linus... I'll... see you again... I'm sure you're angry, but... Please be my friend... again...</center>|cite=Nino in ''Fire Emblem''}}
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{{cquote|<center>That sad face does not suit you... Please. Be right as you always are... If you don't... I will not be able to hold back the tears... So please, smile... Smile for me... like you always do. </center>|cite=Priscilla in ''Fire Emblem''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Not that I'm correcting you, but I am only in my thirties. I would think "ill-hearted gentleman" more appropriate.</center>|cite=Oswin in ''Fire Emblem''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Help Eliwood? Sounds like a convenient excuse for more violence.</center>|cite=Oswin in ''Fire Emblem''}}
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<option>
{{cquote|<center>She's not bad looking... If only she would just... shut... up...</center>|cite=Matthew in ''Fire Emblem''}}
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{{cquote|<center>You there, in the bushes. You have until the count of five to show yourself before I start throwing sharp objects. One... two... four...</center>|cite=Volke in ''Fire Emblem: Path of Radiance''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Well, I have been called brazen before. Some have gone so far as to say shameless.</center>|cite=Naesala in ''Fire Emblem: Path of Radiance''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I can fight... I'm... very angry... The food here... It was terrible, and... they gave us hardly any... I... will have vengeance.</center>|cite=Ilyana in ''Fire Emblem: Radiant Dawn''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I'm so happy! Oh, thank you so much... Um... er... Ike? No, wait! Um... Bill? Lance? Sword guy? </center>|cite=Ilyana in ''Fire Emblem: Path of Radiance''}}
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{{cquote|<center>How interesting... Heather... Her name is Heather. I'll have to remember her name. She likes to feed me. </center>|cite=Ilyana in ''Fire Emblem: Radiant Dawn''}}
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{{cquote|<center>In that case, let Danved join you. Danved is not a citizen of Crimea. Danved will fight like ten men.</center>|cite=Danved in ''Fire Emblem: Radiant Dawn''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Yes, it's true. People often make that mistake. But Danved is definitely not Devdan.</center>|cite=Danved in ''Fire Emblem: Radiant Dawn''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Danved will fight like a bear! Like a tiger! We don't need Largo and Calill, because Danved is pretty amazing.</center>|cite=Danved in ''Fire Emblem: Radiant Dawn''}}
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{{cquote|<center>...We are such stuff<br>As dreams are made on, and our little life<br>Is rounded with a sleep.</center>|cite=William Shakespeare's ''The Tempest''}}
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{{cquote|<center>As flies to wanton boys, are we to the gods. They kill us for their sport.</center>|cite=William Shakespeare's ''King Lear''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I am that  merry wanderer of the night.</center>|cite=William Shakespeare's ''A Midsummer Night's Dream''}}
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{{cquote|<center>A good compromise leaves everybody mad.</center>|cite=Calvin in ''Calvin & Hobbes''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Just hold still and I'll make it quick!</center>|cite=Sapphire in ''Unreal Tournament 2004''}}
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{{cquote|<center>No more tears, please! It's a waste of good suffering!</center>|cite=Mr. Crow in ''Unreal Tournament 2004''}}
</option>
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{{cquote|<center>I will swallow your soul!</center>|cite=Harlequin in ''Unreal Tournament 2004''}}
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{{cquote|<center>'''You got boost power!'''</center>|cite=The announcer in ''F-Zero X''}}
</option>
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{{cquote|<center>'''Whoa, you're way up front!'''</center>|cite=The announcer in ''F-Zero X''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>'''Watch your back!'''</center>|cite=The announcer in ''F-Zero X''}}
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<option>
{{cquote|<center>'''Finish!''' ...Alright, first place!</center>|cite=The announcer in ''F-Zero X''}}
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<option>
{{cquote|<center>I ask of you. Are you my master?</center>|cite=Saber in ''Fate/stay Night''}}
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<option>
{{cquote|<center>People die if they are killed. That's the way it should be.</center>|cite=Emiya Shirou in ''Fate/stay Night''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>Just because you're correct doesn't mean you're right.</center>|cite=Emiya Shirou in ''Fate/stay Night''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>''I am the bone of my sword.''</center>|cite=Archer in ''Fate/stay Night''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>Trace, on!</center>|cite=Emiya Shirou in ''Fate/stay Night''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>I don't like pain. That's why I thought it would be better to become a doll. And gradually, my body stopped generating a pulse. Blood vessels turned into tubes one by one. Blood vanished like vapour. My heart, everything, just crafted parts. If I did that, there would be no more pain.</center>|cite=Kohaku in ''Tsukihime''}}
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<option>
{{cquote|<center>I won't tell you to become a saint. You should just become an adult who is able to do what you believe is right.</center>|cite=Aoko Aozaki in ''Tsukihime''}}
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{{cquote|<center>...You are the only one who can make me truly happy. I want to always be near your side, always be near your sunshine. </center>|cite=Hisui in ''Tsukihime''}}
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<option>
{{cquote|<center>This chair is an eyesore. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair!</center>|cite=Shiki Tohno in ''Tsukihime''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I'm not an unfathomable sense of dread. You can't just ignore me, you know?</center>|cite=Anna Graem in ''VA-11 HALL-A''}}
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<option>
{{cquote|<center>I'm also really gay and I like girls a lot. </center>|cite=Anna Graem in ''VA-11 HALL-A''}}
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{{cquote|<center>BRING ME THAT BASTARD! I'LL GIVE HIM THE FIST OF JUSTICE! I'LL MAKE HIM EAT THE KANTO EARTHQUAKE! I'LL BORROW HIS CAP!</center>|cite=Dana Zane in ''VA-11 HALL-A''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>Yeah, I don't get this either. Pretty sure I died.</center>|cite=Kyoko Kirigiri in ''Danganronpa 3''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>''Let's give it everything we've got! '''IT'S... PUNISHMENT TIME!'''''</center>|cite=Monokuma in ''Danganronpa - Trigger Happy Havoc''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>Now then, I've prepared a very special punishment!</center>|cite=Monokuma in ''Danganronpa - Trigger Happy Havoc''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I bet you guys '''[REMOVED TO CONFORM WITH LOCAL AND INTERNATIONAL CENSORSHIP LAWS]''' all over her, didn't you!?</center>|cite=Monokuma in ''Danganronpa - Trigger Happy Havoc''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>No, I am not... effing with you right now.</center>|cite=Byakuya Togami in ''Danganronpa - Trigger Happy Havoc''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>I'm fishing. What does it look like I'm doing?</center>|cite=Byakuya Togami in ''Danganronpa - Trigger Happy Havoc''}}
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{{cquote|<center>It's like super super super super super despair. No, more than that... Super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super despair.</center>|cite=Junko Enoshima in ''Danganronpa - Trigger Happy Havoc''}}
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<option>
{{cquote|<center>Yoohoo! Big sis! You look nothing like me and are stupid and ugly as usual!</center>|cite=Junko Enoshima in ''Danganronpa V3 - Killing Harmony''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>Rejoice, commoners, for today, I show you just how much far above you I am.</center>|cite=Byakuya Togami in ''Danganronpa - Trigger Happy Havoc''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I'm surprised. It seems there's some semblance of a brain knocking around inside that skull of yours after all.</center>|cite=Byakuya Togami in ''Danganronpa - Trigger Happy Havoc''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>I'm sorry, but I give up! Quit without saving!</center>|cite=Hifumi Yamada in ''Danganronpa - Trigger Happy Havoc''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>'''You're''' the one who's acting suspicious!</center>|cite=Yasuhiro Hagakure in ''Danganronpa - Trigger Happy Havoc''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>I hope you all win the l-lottery and get hit by a b-bus... </center>|cite=Toko Fukawa in ''Danganronpa - Trigger Happy Havoc''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>It's not geniuses that change the world. It's ordinary people who make every effort they can.</center>|cite=Kiyotaka Ishimaru in ''Danganronpa - Trigger Happy Havoc''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>I will shove a banana up your tailpipe!</center>|cite=Kiyondo Ishida in ''Danganronpa - Trigger Happy Havoc''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>There are only two types of luck: good and bad. There is no in-between. And that luck is built into every human at the moment of conception. Like a computer program. Some call it fate. The bottom line is, luck is life.</center>|cite=Celestia Ludenberg in ''Danganronpa - Trigger Happy Havoc''}}
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<option>
{{cquote|<center>And in that regard, I made the right choice. I'm so glad your stupidity surpassed my every expectation. Life must have been tough on your parents, though.</center>|cite=Celestia Ludenberg in ''Danganronpa - Trigger Happy Havoc''}}
</option>
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{{cquote|<center>I refuse to acknowledge you! You're stupid! Stupid Stupid Stupid! StupidStupidStupidStupidStupidStupidStupid!!</center>|cite=Leon Kuwata in ''Danganronpa - Trigger Happy Havoc''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>Holy crap! He's totally the type of guy who spent his childhood killing neighbourhood pets!</center>|cite=Ibuki Mioda in ''Dangan Ronpa 2 - Goodbye Despair''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>Welcome to the world of girl love! It's slippery when wet!</center>|cite=Ibuki Mioda in ''Dangan Ronpa 2 - Goodbye Despair''}}
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<option>
{{cquote|<center>Grab a partner and slow dance to... "I Squeezed Out the Baby But I Have No Idea Who the Father Is"!</center>|cite=Ibuki Mioda in ''Dangan Ronpa 2 - Goodbye Despair''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>But that's Kaede's lie, isn't it?</center>|cite=Kokichi Oma in ''Dangan Ronpa V3 - Killing Harmony''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>I can't do shit about that! So just calm your tiny tits and shut up!!</center>|cite=Miu Iruma in ''Dangan Ronpa V3 - Killing Harmony''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>Hey, dogfucker! Get over here!</center>|cite=Miu Iruma in ''Dangan Ronpa V3 - Killing Harmony''}}
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<option>
{{cquote|<center>You think comin' out of a rich dude's ballsack makes you better than me, an actual genius!?</center>|cite=Miu Iruma in ''Dangan Ronpa V3 - Killing Harmony''}}
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<option>
{{cquote|<center>You got quite a pair of ladyballs to start sluttin' it up when my life is on the line! </center>|cite=Miu Iruma in ''Dangan Ronpa V3 - Killing Harmony''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>Finally...! Someone... finally called me a cum dumpster!!</center>|cite=Miu Iruma in ''Dangan Ronpa V3 - Killing Harmony''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>Hey!! St-stay in your lane, bitch!</center>|cite=Miu Iruma in ''Dangan Ronpa V3 - Killing Harmony''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>If ya ask me, solving this case is easier than... making a virgin cum in his pants!</center>|cite=Miu Iruma in ''Dangan Ronpa V3 - Killing Harmony''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>Oh, I heard males can tell they're healthy by how hard they get in the morning! Is that true?!</center>|cite=Tenko Chabashira in ''Dangan Ronpa V3 - Killing Harmony''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>Do you want to die?</center>|cite=Maki Harukawa in ''Dangan Ronpa V3 - Killing Harmony''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.</center>|cite=Inigo Montoya in ''The Princess Bride''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>Welcome to the adventure!</center>|cite=The Announcer in ''Marvel Super Heroes vs. Street Fighter''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>Let's go crazy!</center>|cite=The Announcer in ''Marvel vs. Capcom''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>Mwahahaha! Good luck, sucker!</center>|cite=Diety skill level in ''Civilization IV''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>How can you govern a country which has two hundred and forty-six varieties of cheese?</center>|cite=Charles de Gaulle}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>It is better to have a bad method than to have none.</center>|cite=Charles de Gaulle}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>Bonjour, heroes!</center>|cite=Agnes Joubert in ''Tiger & Bunny''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>May you fight bravely ''!''</center>|cite=Level intros in ''1943''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>She's lower than a human. I bet she doesn't even have 10 fingers.</center>|cite=Marisa Kirisame in ''Touhou - Embodiment of the Scarlet Devil''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>It's all piney!</center>|cite=Wilson in ''Don't Starve''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>Butterfly, flutter by.</center>|cite=Wilson in ''Don't Starve''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>I can't eat it, but it sure is shiny.</center>|cite=Wilson in ''Don't Starve''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>Go for the eyes!</center>|cite=Wilson in ''Don't Starve''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>That was not a sane thing to do.</center>|cite=Wilson in ''Don't Starve''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>Take that, nature!</center>|cite=Wilson in ''Don't Starve''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>That'll teach him!</center>|cite=Wilson in ''Don't Starve''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>ded</center>|cite=Death message in ''Risk of Rain''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>rekt</center>|cite=Death message in ''Risk of Rain''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>Beep... beep... beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee... </center>|cite=Death message in ''Risk of Rain''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>You walk towards the light.</center>|cite=Death message in ''Risk of Rain''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>They will surely feast on your flesh.</center>|cite=Death message in ''Risk of Rain''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>It wasn't your time to die...</center>|cite=Death message in ''Risk of Rain''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>Dead from blunt trauma to the face.</center>|cite=Death message in ''Risk of Rain''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>That was definitely not your fault.</center>|cite=Death message in ''Risk of Rain''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>That was absolutely your fault.</center>|cite=Death message in ''Risk of Rain''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>You embrace the void.</center>|cite=Death message in ''Risk of Rain''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>Your body was gone an hour later. </center>|cite=Death message in ''Risk of Rain''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>You died painlessly.</center>|cite=Death message in ''Risk of Rain''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>Your death was extremely painful.</center>|cite=Death message in ''Risk of Rain''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>Your family will never know how you died.</center>|cite=Death message in ''Risk of Rain''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>You die a slightly embarrassing death.</center>|cite=Death message in ''Risk of Rain''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>You die in a hilarious pose.</center>|cite=Death message in ''Risk of Rain''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>You really messed up.</center>|cite=Death message in ''Risk of Rain''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>Don't call me a living dead. Don't you know that scares me?</center>|cite=Hsien-ko in ''Vampire Savior''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>Violence doesn't solve anything, but it sure is fun!</center>|cite=Felicia in ''Vampire Savior''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>This will be a match to remember!</center>|cite=The Announcer in ''Capcom vs SNK 2''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>This battle is about to explode!</center>|cite=The Announcer in ''Capcom vs SNK 2''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>Live and let die!</center>|cite=The Announcer in ''Capcom vs SNK 2''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>Um... shouldn't we be doing something?</center>|cite=Hotaru Futaba in ''The King of Fighters XIII''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>GO HOME AND BE A FAMILY MAN!</center>|cite=Guile in ''Street Fighter II''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>Cheap? Do you know how much I paid for this cap?!</center>|cite=Yun in ''Street Fighter III''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>I am... abomination.</center>|cite=Q in ''Street Fighter III''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>This is a message from Lord Nergal. "I await you on the Dread Isle."</center>|cite=Denning in ''Fire Emblem''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>Knights should fight, not speak! ...Was that right? </center>|cite=Lowen in ''Fire Emblem''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>A  knight of Pherae... must never falter...</center>|cite=Lowen in ''Fire Emblem''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>As long as there is someone to cut, you will have my aid. </center>|cite=Karel in ''Fire Emblem''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>This looks like fun! This is what I've been waiting for!</center>|cite=Geitz in ''Fire Emblem''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>...For the future... ...please don't lose... If the light is strong enough... it can dispel... darkness... </center>|cite=Sophia in ''Fire Emblem''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>I am not human. This body and this heart are constructs. Yes, as is this sorrow. </center>|cite=Limstella in ''Fire Emblem''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>Darling. Darling. Darling... darling... darling... darling...</center>|cite=Monica in ''Fire Emblem: The Sacred Stones''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>I won't give up... Not here... Not in this place... I'll keep going, even if I have to crawl... </center>|cite=Innes in ''Fire Emblem: The Sacred Stones''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>The Dark Angel... She's found me at last... At least I can sleep now... </center>|cite=Haar in ''Fire Emblem: Path of Radiance''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>...Bah. I suppose you want some kind of congratulations now, right? Well, too bad. You're a snot-nosed whelp, and I'm still better than you. Don't ever forget that. </center>|cite=Shinon in ''Fire Emblem: Path of Radiance''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>But the future refused to change.</center>|cite=Game Over screen in ''Chrono Trigger''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>In the end, the future refused to change.</center>|cite=Game Over screen in ''Chrono Trigger''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>Little Princess, Little Princess.<br>Precious Little Princess.<br>The little girl was as beautiful as a princess.<br>But she was always all alone.<br>The girl found her grave.<br>Today is the day of her funeral.<br>...And everyone lived happily ever after...</center>|cite=Game Over screen in ''Rule of Rose''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>The witch hunts are over.</center>|cite=Game Over screen in ''Bayonetta''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>The darkly prospering days of man have reached an end.<br><br> You who have strayed from the cycle of the stars will leave not a trace of your existence.<br><br>But fear not. You will no longer feel anything...</center>|cite=Game Over screen in ''Devil Survivor 2''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>We'll meet again someday soon.</center>|cite=Game Over screen in ''Ikaruga''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>Let us go out this evening for pleasure. <br><br>The night is still young.</center>|cite=Game Over screen in ''CastleVania - Symphony of the Night''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>Dear diary, Today, I died. I was killed by this thing in some basement. I leave all that I own to my cat, Guppy. Goodbye cruel world, xoxo Isaac</center>|cite=Game Over screen in ''The Binding of Isaac''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>Operation failed. The medical board will be notified.</center>|cite=Game Over screen in ''Trauma Center''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>Sadly, no trace of them was ever found...</center>|cite=Game Over screen in ''Secret of Mana''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>They find your body and give it new life. <br><br>As a cyborg, you will serve SHODAN well.</center>|cite=Game Over screen in ''System Shock''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>Too bad, you lost your machine!</center>|cite=The Announcer in ''F-Zero X''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>I imagined it would be bigger.</center>|cite="Infinity" map description in ''Halo''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>When the dog bites, when the bee stings, when I'm feeling sad... I simply remember my favourite things, and little by little, my happy heart sings... and then I don't feel so bad...</center>|cite=The Lennon Sisters's ''My Favorite Things''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>When the dog bites, when the bee stings, when I'm feeling sad... I simply remember my favourite things, and then I don't feel so bad...</center>|cite=The Lennon Sisters's ''My Favorite Things''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>Really? It's the worst movie you've ever seen? Well, the next one will be better!</center>|cite=Ed Wood in Tim Burton's ''Ed Wood''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>And remember, my friend, future events such as these will affect you in the future.</center>|cite=Criswell in ''Plan 9 From Outer Space''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>You see? You see?! Your stupid minds! Stupid! Stupid!</center>|cite=Eros in ''Plan 9 From Outer Space''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>Beware of the big green dragon that sits on your doorstep!</center>|cite=The Narrator in ''Glen or Glenda''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>'''Pull the string! ...Pull the string!'''</center>|cite=The Narrator in ''Glen or Glenda''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>I-I see. Would you be so kind as to aim toward Shiriana? I've a friend there, you see.</center>|cite=Slayer in ''Guilty Gear Xrd''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>H-Hey! Hey! There's kinky shit and then there's-Hey! Listen to me! You're too young for that anyway! Are you even listening?! Pay attention-! </center>|cite=I-No in ''Guilty Gear Xrd''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>I must point out that although you have framed this act as comedic, it is nonetheless quite violent - so violent, in fact, that I shudder to think of any children foolishly attempting to replicate it. That being said, it might be nice to see a 3-page spread about myself in tomorrow's paper. With a picture, naturally.</center>|cite=Eddie in ''Guilty Gear Xrd''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>There, I won! Are you happy?</center>|cite=Kula Diamond in ''The King of Fighters 2000''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>You just bleed there and think about what you've done!</center>|cite=K' in ''The King of Fighters 2002''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>You talk a good fight! Now go whimper in the corner.</center>|cite=K' in ''The King of Fighters 2002''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>I'm more than enough for this job...</center>|cite=K' in ''The King of Fighters''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>Hey! Don't touch the talent!</center>|cite=Mai Shiranui in ''The King of Fighters 2002''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>Cheer up, buckos! There's always next time!</center>|cite=Mai Shiranui in ''The King of Fighters 1996''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>I won... now where's my prize?</center>|cite=Kula Diamond in ''The King of Fighters 2002''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>Is that what you had in mind? So long, simp!</center>|cite=Kula Diamond in ''The King of Fighters 2002''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>You're no match for me. Really. You make me cry.</center>|cite=K' in ''The King of Fighters 2001''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>Remember me when you look at the moon!</center>|cite=Iori in ''The King of Fighters'' series}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>If you can't win, buzz off!</center>|cite=K' in ''The King of Fighters 2000''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>Put you three together... and you get a bunch of losers.</center>|cite=K' in ''The King of Fighters 2002''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>'''MMMMMMMMMISTER CROW!'''</center>|cite=Announcer in ''Unreal Tournament 2004''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>Now confound me no more!</center>|cite=K9999 in ''The King of Fighters 2002''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>Don't look at me! You have no right!</center>|cite=K9999 in ''The King of Fighters 2002''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>Do I make you hard?</center>|cite=Angel in ''The King of Fighters 2001''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>Can you taste Angel's extraordinary skill!?</center>|cite=Angel in ''The King of Fighters 2002''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>Come back when you grow up!</center>|cite=Kasumi Todoh in ''The King of Fighters 96''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>Why do you use your power for evil? I'm so sad. Boo hoo.</center>|cite=Athena in ''The King of Fighters 2002''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>I'm getting out of here!</center>|cite=Frank West in ''Tatsunoko vs Capcom''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>You're a real fighter. But chicks rule!</center>|cite=Hotaru Futaba in ''Garou - Mark of the Wolves''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>I don't understand you... what's your gripe, bud?</center>|cite=Hotaru Futaba in ''Garou - Mark of the Wolves''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>Why the hang, dog? You can't escape yourself!</center>|cite=Hotaru Futaba in ''Garou - Mark of the Wolves''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>Sorry. Are you hurt? I'll fix you up right away. </center>|cite=Hotaru Futaba in ''Garou - Mark of the Wolves''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>I shall assist your suicide!</center>|cite=Yoshimitsu in ''Soul Calibur II''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>Overconfidence is the greatest enemy!</center>|cite=Yoshimitsu in ''Soul Calibur II''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>It is I, Yoshimitsu!</center>|cite=Yoshimitsu in ''Soul Calibur II''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>Behold the magnificence of my victory!</center>|cite=Yoshimitsu in ''Soul Calibur II''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>I am Yoshimitsu! ...Had enough?!</center>|cite=Yoshimitsu in ''Soul Calibur II''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>A raging fire becomes dying embers!</center>|cite=Yoshimitsu in ''Soul Calibur II''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>You're pissing me off...</center>|cite=Spawn in ''Soul Calibur II''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>I will show you... the greatest nightmare!</center>|cite=Nightmare in ''Soul Calibur II''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>Justice will prevail! ...Just kidding!</center>|cite=Xianghua in ''Soul Calibur II''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>If the world was perfect, it wouldn't be.</center>|cite=Yogi Berra}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>The future just ain't what it used to be.</center>|cite=Yogi Berra}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>It ain't over 'till it's over.</center>|cite=Yogi Berra}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>You can observe a lot by watching.</center>|cite=Yogi Berra}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>Ninety percent of the game is half-mental.</center>|cite=Yogi Berra on baseball}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>I really didn't say everything I said! </center>|cite=Yogi Berra}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>If you can't imitate him, don't copy him.</center>|cite=Yogi Berra}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>Little things are big.</center>|cite=Yogi Berra}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>We made too many wrong mistakes.</center>|cite=Yogi Berra}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>It's like deja vú all over again.</center>|cite=Yogi Berra}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>When you see a fork in the road, take it.</center>|cite=Yogi Berra}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>Nobody goes there anymore because it's too crowded.</center>|cite=Yogi Berra}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>If the fans don't come out to the ballpark, how are you going to stop them?</center>|cite=Yogi Berra}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>Slump? I ain't in no slump. I just ain't hitting.</center>|cite=Yogi Berra}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>I'm angry because I'm the fucking manager of this fucking team, that's why I'm angry!</center>|cite=Jim Leyland}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>If you don't want to be here, get your fucking ass out of here, and quit!</center>|cite=Jim Leyland}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>But I do know one thing: I am the goddamn manager, and I am going to run this goddamn team.</center>|cite=Jim Leyland}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>But I do know one thing: I am the goddamn manager, and I am going to run this goddamn team. And people who aren't happy with that can go play somewhere else, I can't help it.</center>|cite=Jim Leyland}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring.</center>|cite=Rogers Hornsby}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>The game of baseball, it just... it kicked me in the butt, dude. It just kicked me in the butt.</center>|cite=Phil Coke}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>I wish one of you guys had children, so I could kick them in the fucking head, or stomp on their testicles, so you could feel my pain because that's the pain I have waking up every day.</center>|cite=Mike Tyson}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>My opponent called me a rapist and a recluse. I am not a recluse.</center>|cite=Mike Tyson}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>They say I can't lose. I say you can't win!</center>|cite=Mike Tyson}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>I'm gonna take you on a wild ride!</center>|cite=The Announcer in ''Marvel vs Capcom 3''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>I wanna take you for a ride!</center>|cite=The Announcer in ''Marvel vs Capcom 2''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>Oh man, I almost had a heart attack!</center>|cite=The Announcer in ''Marvel vs Capcom 2''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>I really can't believe it. You're amazing!</center>|cite=The Announcer in ''Marvel vs Capcom 2''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>I say that life is just a dream that we chase after, it's not exactly what it seems... I'd like to buy the world another shot of laughter, and buy my friends another drink.</center>|cite=Sugar Ray's ''Shot of Laughter''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>All over the world, she's that kind of girl, there's one in every scene, do you know what I mean? She's got that kind of face, you see in every place, another beautiful girl, all over the world.</center>|cite=Sugar Ray's ''Disasterpiece''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>This is true love we're makin'! This is true love we're makin'! This is true love we're makin' all the time! </center>|cite=London BGM in ''Capcom vs SNK 2''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>You can push yourself to the limit, be strong, now jump with me... You can fly over the rainbow with me, close your eyes, and just believe... </center>|cite=''Across the Border'' from ''Tatsunoko vs Capcom''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>Never let anything get in the way of saving those you love... No matter what they say, you can be strong, have faith within your heart...</center>|cite=''Across the Border'' from ''Tatsunoko vs Capcom''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>Reality slips far away, fiction comes alive as we start to play. Hope is no more behind a closed door, as we drift away from where we were before.</center>|cite=TKDz2b's ''Never Say Never''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>Just gotta chase the pain away, let it fade away, there's a ray of hope beyond despair. Move on, look for the truth in this world.</center>|cite=TKDz2b's ''Never Say Never''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>Break through the confusion, find a solution, beat the twisted evil things. Just do it, go for it, never say never.</center>|cite=TKDz2b's ''Never Say Never''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>Who's the girl next door living in the haunted mansion? </center>|cite=''Ashley's Song'' from ''WarioWare: Touched!''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>Look inside my heart, this is where it starts. Is it meant to be? Oh, I want to believe... Hold me closer now... Will you take a vow and don't ever let me go?</center>|cite=''Where the Wind Blows'' from ''Tatsunoko vs Capcom''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>Those of you who've been around since the playoffs 35 years ago are invited to the night game free of charge! </center>|cite=The Announcer of ''Baseball Stars 2''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>No one can stop this!</center>|cite=Eveline Fischer's ''Base''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>He has gooooood eyes!</center>|cite=The Announcer of ''Baseball Stars 2''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>Hello, major league fans! This is Michael Beard. The Tokyo Ninjas have a new lineup for the ''eighth'' game!</center>|cite=The Announcer of ''Baseball Stars 2''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>''Toasty!''</center>|cite=Dan Forden in ''Mortal Kombat II''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>N-n-n-now! Fight a new rival!</center>|cite=The Announcer in ''Street Fighter III: Third Strike''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>Enter the heat of battle... Go for it.</center>|cite=The Announcer in ''Street Fighter III: Third Strike''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>All right! That's cool.</center>|cite=The Announcer in ''Street Fighter III: Third Strike''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>Welcome to the world of Street Fighter III...Prepare for battle.</center>|cite=The Announcer in ''Street Fighter III: Third Strike''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>Gii, I think it's tea time.</center>|cite=Rachel Alucard in ''BlazBlue''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>You're as vulgar as ever, Terumi.</center>|cite=Rachel Alucard in ''BlazBlue''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>Valkenhayn, my tea.</center>|cite=Rachel Alucard in ''BlazBlue''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>An establishment that only rates one star dares to dictate what I shall eat? This unconscionable arrogance cannot stand. </center>|cite=Rachel Alucard in ''BlazBlue''}}
</option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>Very well then. If you insist. We will have three orders of this... puffed fish. Do try and make at least one of them edible. </center>|cite=Rachel Alucard in ''BlazBlue''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Mmmm, a hot man all tied up... Ah, it just makes me tingle!</center>|cite=Nago in ''BlazBlue''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I'm gonna make you cry, rabbit, I swear to God!</center>|cite=Ragna the Bloodedge in ''BlazBlue''}}
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{{cquote|<center>My goodness! This... this Kagutsuchi pufferfish is... I mean... Words cannot describe... Ah! So good! Please, I would just love to meet the wonderful chef who prepared this exquisite dish! </center>|cite=Hazama in ''BlazBlue''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Guess who's home and not preggers anymore?</center>|cite=Hazama in ''BlazBlue''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I brought you into this world, and I sure as shit can take you out of it!</center>|cite=Hazama in ''BlazBlue''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Shut your pie-hole, you mouth-breathing pedophile!</center>|cite=Luna in ''BlazBlue''}}
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{{cquote|<center>What!? How can you be so insensitive, you jackass? Saying mean things like that to Luna! You're so mean, Ragna! You suck! WHAAAAAAAAAA! </center>|cite=Luna in ''BlazBlue''}}
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{{cquote|<center>It's your fault, Ragna! You said mean things! I hate you, Ragna! I HATE YOU! I... I... I LOVE YOU!</center>|cite=Luna in ''BlazBlue''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Ah, yes, well, no reason not to tell you. First, I intended to take his XXX and put it in a XXXX. Maybe a little XXX, too? My goodness, I can only imagine what his XXXXX will XXX!</center>|cite=Kokonoe in ''BlazBlue''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Shitty vampire...</center>|cite=Yuuki Terumi in ''BlazBlue''}}
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{{cquote|<center>''This is for that tuna!''</center>|cite=Taokaka in ''BlazBlue''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Yeah, I've been waiting for this!</center>|cite=The Announcer in ''Street Fighter III: Third Strike''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Yeah, that makes sense!</center>|cite=The Announcer in ''Street Fighter III: Third Strike''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Yeah, I got the picture!</center>|cite=The Announcer in ''Street Fighter III: Third Strike''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Yeah, that's what I expected!</center>|cite=The Announcer in ''Street Fighter III: Third Strike''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Yeah, I see!</center>|cite=The Announcer in ''Street Fighter III: Third Strike''}}
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{{cquote|<center>''Andyyyyyyyyyyyyy!''</center>|cite=Mai Shiranui in ''The King of Fighters''}}
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{{cquote|<center>'''You pressed the wrong button...!'''</center>|cite=Deadpool in ''Marvel vs Capcom 3''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I still get paid,  right?</center>|cite=Deadpool in ''Marvel vs Capcom 3''}}
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{{cquote|<center>'''Get over here!'''</center>|cite=Scorpion in ''Mortal Kombat''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I am a dead man, but somehow you have retained your mortality. Which would mean that you are ''vulnerable to death.''</center>|cite=Scorpion in ''Mortal Kombat Mythologies: Sub-Zero''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Check me out! I'm the ghost of Christmas '''kick yo ass!'''</center>|cite=Deadpool in ''Marvel vs Capcom 3''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Try not to suck!</center>|cite=Deadpool in ''Marvel vs Capcom 3''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Hey, I freaking love Street Fighter! ...Autograph your spleen for me?</center>|cite=Deadpool in ''Marvel vs Capcom 3''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Anime power up shit!</center>|cite=Deadpool in ''Marvel vs Capcom 3''}}
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{{cquote|<center>How did anyone enjoy these games... without me in 'em?!</center>|cite=Deadpool in ''Marvel vs Capcom 3''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Hey! Yeah, you! I'm down here busting my ass while sit around on your's watching me jump around?! How is that fair?!</center>|cite=Deadpool in ''Marvel vs Capcom 3''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Huh? You stole my Shoryuken!? When did you...!?</center>|cite=Ryu in ''Marvel vs Capcom 3''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Wow! I like your claws!</center>|cite=Felicia in ''Marvel vs Capcom 3''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I'm not gonna let you go this time, not gonna be alone tonight. You can try to break me down, or start a fight, I'm not gonna be alone tonight...</center>|cite=Eve 6's ''Not Gonna Be Alone Tonight''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Turn the light off, leave me where I lay. Bring the night on, not another day...</center>|cite=Eve 6's ''Bring The Night On''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Got a half-Armenian girlfriend, she's hotter than I am handsome. She'll fuck you up and then some, she'll rock the boat to Bedlam.</center>|cite=Eve 6's ''Hokis''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Feeling melodramatic and spastic, she ain't made of West Coast plastic. And I lie awake with an aching, is it all in my head like she said?</center>|cite=Eve 6's ''Hokis''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Think twice before you touch my girl. Come around, I'll let you feel the burn. Think twice before you touch my girl, come around, come around, no more.</center>|cite=Eve 6's ''Think Twice''}}
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{{cquote|<center>What is it you really want?! I'm tired of asking!</center>|cite=Eve 6's ''Think Twice''}}
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{{cquote|<center>When I showed up and he was there, I tried my best to grin and bear, and took the stairs, but didn't stop at the street, and as we speak, I'm going down...</center>|cite=Eve 6's ''Think Twice''}}
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{{cquote|<center>'Cause she spread her love, and burnt me up, I can't let go, I can't get out. I've said enough, enough by now, I can't let go, I can't get out.</center>|cite=Eve 6's ''Think Twice''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I don't know why I even try, I need another tequila...</center>|cite=Eve 6's ''Victoria''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I would swallow my pride, I would choke on the rinds, but the lack thereof would leave me empty inside. I would swallow my doubt, turn it inside out, find nothing but faith in nothing.</center>|cite=Eve 6's ''Inside Out''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Wanna put my tender heart in a blender, watch it spin around to a beautiful oblivion. Rendezvous, and I'm through with you.</center>|cite=Eve 6's ''Inside Out''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Shit went bad, he's on the roof again. She flipped, he flipped the bird, and then he went to the roof, where his threats rang loud and clear. Gonna jump, gonna jump, gonna die this year...</center>|cite=Eve 6's ''On the Roof Again''}}
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{{cquote|<center>She came back, he's on the roof again. She flipped, he flipped the bird, and then he went to the roof, where his threats rang loud and clear. Gonna jump, gonna jump, gonna die this year...</center>|cite=Eve 6's ''On the Roof Again''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Your heinous highness broke her hymen, hey man, try to quit your crying.
I know she broke your heart, but try to calm, try to calm down.</center>|cite=Eve 6's ''On the Roof Again''}}
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{{cquote|<center>The future is bulletproof! The aftermath is secondary! It's time to do it now, and do it loud! ''Killjoys, '''make some noise!'''''</center>|cite=My Chemical Romance's ''Na Na Na (Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na)''}}
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{{cquote|<center>And right here, right now, all the way in Battery City, the little children raise their open filthy palms, like tiny daggers up to heaven. And all the juvie halls and the Ritalin rats, ask angels made from neon and fucking garbage, scream out, "What will save us?!"<br><br>And the sky opened up...</center>|cite=My Chemical Romance's ''Na Na Na (Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na)''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Wake up to the sound of this time bomb! Wake up to its deafening song! Wake up, 'cause you don't know what you have until it's gone...</center>|cite=Story of the Year's ''Wake Up''}}
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{{cquote|<center>The night will come and rip away her wings of innocence through every word we say. Maybe it's time to spit out the core of our rotting union, hopefully before it chokes us to our senses...</center>|cite=Story of the Year's ''And the Hero Will Drown''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I guess it's too bad that everything we have is taken away...</center>|cite=Story of the Year's ''And the Hero Will Drown''}}
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{{cquote|<center>But still our hands are bound at the wrist. This romantic tragedy is suffocating from your fist, in a sea of fire...</center>|cite=Story of the Year's ''And the Hero Will Drown''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Are you still alive? Are you scared inside? Providence is blind when you're terrified. Are you still alive? Are you scared inside? When we've reached the end of the road, I will carry us home...</center>|cite=Story of the Year's ''Terrified''}}
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{{cquote|<center>As years go by, I race the clock with you, but if you died right now, you know that I'd die, too, I'd die too.</center>|cite=Story of the Year's ''Until the Day I Die''}}
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{{cquote|<center>You remind me of the times when I knew who I was, but still the second hand will catch us, like it always does.</center>|cite=Story of the Year's ''Until the Day I Die''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Should I bite my tongue until blood soaks my shirt? We'll never fall apart, so tell me why this hurts so much...</center>|cite=Story of the Year's ''Until the Day I Die''}}
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{{cquote|<center>My hands are at your throat and I think I hate you, but still we'll say, "Remember when...?" just like we always do...</center>|cite=Story of the Year's ''Until the Day I Die''}}
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{{cquote|<center>The stars will cry the blackest tears tonight, and this is the moment that I live for, I can smell the ocean air. And here I am, pouring my heart onto these rooftops, just a ghost to the world. That's exactly what I need.</center>|cite=Story of the Year's ''Anthem of Our Dying Day''}}
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{{cquote|<center>From up here, the city's lights burn, like a thousand miles of fire, and I'm here to sing this anthem of our dying day.</center>|cite=Story of the Year's ''Anthem of Our Dying Day''}}
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{{cquote|<center>For a second, I wish the tide would swallow every inch of the city, as you gasp for air tonight. I'd scream this song right in your face if you were here. I swear I won't miss a beat, 'cause I never have before.</center>|cite=Story of the Year's ''Anthem of Our Dying Day''}}
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{{cquote|<center>This confusion is my illusion, nowhere to look, but nowhere to find ya. All these things I'm sick about, they always come unglued.</center>|cite=Stone Temple Pilots's ''Unglued''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I figured out what you're all about, and I don't think I like what I see. So... I hope I won't be there in the end if you come around.</center>|cite=Green Day's ''In The End''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Well, maybe I'm the faggot, America, I'm not part of a redneck agenda.</center>|cite=Green Day's ''American Idiot''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Sieg heil to the president Gasman! Bombs away is your punishment! Pulverise the Eiffel towers who criticise your government! Bang bang goes the broken glass, and kill all the fags that don't agree!</center>|cite=Green Day's ''Holiday''}}
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{{cquote|<center>She's a rebel, she's a saint, she's a salt of the Earth, and she's dangerous! She's a rebel, vigilante, missing link on the brink of destruction!</center>|cite=Green Day's ''She's A Rebel''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I remember the face, but I can't recall the name. Now I wonder how Whatsername has been.</center>|cite=Green Day's ''Whatsername''}}
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{{cquote|<center>My name is Jimmy, and you better not wear it out. Suicide commando that your momma talked about!</center>|cite=Green Day's ''St. Jimmy''}}
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{{cquote|<center>It's something unpredictable, but in the end, it's right. I hope you had the time of your life.</center>|cite=Green Day's ''Good Riddance (Time of Your Life)''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I was a young boy that had big plans, now I'm just another shitty old man! I don't have fun and I hate everything, the world owes me, ''so fuck you!''</center>|cite=Green Day's ''The Grouch''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Glory days don't mean shit to me, I drank a six pack of apathy! Life's a bitch, and so am I, the world owes me, ''so fuck you!''</center>|cite=Green Day's ''The Grouch''}}
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{{cquote|<center>King for a day, princess by dawn! King for a day, in a leather thong! King for a day, princess by dawn! Just wait 'till all the guys get a load of me!</center>|cite=Green Day's ''King For a Day''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I don't believe in the apocalypse. I don't believe in the end of time. I don't believe in the solar eclipse. I don't believe in valentines.</center>|cite=The Network's ''Roshambo''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Hey! This is Brandon, but my friends call me Spike now, I just moved out of my parents' house in Danville, to this wicked warehouse in Oakland. Anyway, I spent most of the day spare-changing on the avenue. I started out in front of the Med, but everyone kept saying I looked too young and healthy, so I went up the street to the Gap, where all the yuppie college kids shop. I was there until about 5:30 or 6, I scored 10 bucks. So me and my girlfriend - you met her, she's from... La Jolla? Anyway, we got some money from her parents, so we're gonna stop by because...</center>|cite=The Network's ''Spike''}}
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{{cquote|<center>What's that? Now's not a good time? What do you mean there's none left?! Well, what the fuck, dude?! If I would've known that, I would have gone to Concord. What do you mean "go back to Concord," then?! Dude, you don't even know who you're talking to, don't make me get all Blackhawk on your ass! ...Wait, man! I didn't mean that. Come on, dude, please? All right, then... Wait, wait, wait! Do you know anyone that's got any? Do... do you got a number? What do you mean you won't give it to me? I didn't call for a shitty conversation, I called because... </center>|cite=The Network's ''Spike''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Mom, this is Spi- I mean, Brandon. I got kicked out of my place in Oakland, I don't really have any place to go so... I was just wondering if I could stay with you, or Grandma, or something? I dunno, my girlfriend dumped me, she moved back to La Jolla, it's kind of a drag, I guess she's gonna go back to school or something. Anyway, call me back. ...Oh, and one more thing, Mom, I was wondering if I could borrow two hundred dollars because... </center>|cite=The Network's ''Spike''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I need a fix!<br><br>''I need a fix!''<br><br>'''''I need a fix!'''''<br><br>'''''I NEED A FIX!'''''<br><br>'''''I NEED A-!'''''</center>|cite=The Network's ''Spike''}}
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{{cquote|<center>It's the little things that get you down, it's the bigger things that you can't get around, and it's way too flat on the middle ground, but everything else is wide open, so let's go!</center>|cite=The Mr. T Experience's ''Ba Ba Ba Ba Ba''}}
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{{cquote|<center>And even Hitler had a girlfriend who he could always call, who'd always be there for him, in spite of all his faults. He was the worst guy ever, reviled and despised, even Hitler had a girlfriend, so why can't I?</center>|cite=The Mr. T Experience's ''Even Hitler Had A Girlfriend''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Nixon had his puppy, Charles Manson had his clan, but God forbid that I get a girlfriend.</center>|cite=The Mr. T Experience's ''Even Hitler Had A Girlfriend''}}
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{{cquote|<center>And then I saw her standing there, with green eyes and long blonde hair, she wasn't wearing underwear, at least I prayed that she might be the one, maybe we'd have some fun, maybe we'd watch the sunrise, but that night I learned some girls try too hard...</center>|cite=blink-182's ''The Party Song''}}
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{{cquote|<center>So when you see her standing there, with green eyes and long blonde hair, she won't be wearing underwear, and you'll discover this girl's not the one, and she'll never be fun, you should just turn and run, because you'll find out that some girls try too hard...</center>|cite=blink-182's ''The Party Song''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Because when I'm with you, there's nothing I wouldn't do. I just wanna be your only one.</center>|cite=blink-182's ''M+Ms''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Fuck living, fuck dying, fuck laughing, fuck crying, fuck this song, but mostly, fuck you! Fuck love, hate, and friends! Fuck following trends! Fuck this song, can't wait 'til it ends!</center>|cite=Reel Big Fish's ''Another F.U. Song''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Fuck old school, fuck new school, fuck not cool, fuck too cool, fuck hip and ironically lame! Fuck giving advice, fuck trying to be nice! Fuck you and you know who you are!</center>|cite=Reel Big Fish's ''Another F.U. Song''}}
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{{cquote|<center> Fuck everyone, but fuck you the most, fuck everything, but fuck you the most! With a big rusty pole or a splintery post, yeah, fuck you the most, fuck you!</center>|cite=Reel Big Fish's ''Another F.U. Song''}}
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{{cquote|<center>With a big rusty pole or a splintery post, yeah, fuck you the most, fuck you!</center>|cite=Reel Big Fish's ''Another F.U. Song''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Actually, I'm not drunk. At all. No, I've gotta drive all these people home. Have a good time...! Assholes...</center>|cite=Reel Big Fish's ''Everybody's Drunk''}}
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{{cquote|<center>When I think about the way you let me down, I wonder if I'm supposed to count on you, ''how could you ignore me?!''</center>|cite=Reel Big Fish's ''My Imaginary Friend''}}
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{{cquote|<center>My imaginary friend didn't come through in the end, so I'll have to find a real one. Didn't answer when I called, well, I guess it's just because he was never there at all...</center>|cite=Reel Big Fish's ''My Imaginary Friend''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Why can't I just get over you? You hurt me so bad with all the things you do, and I try so hard, but I can't give it up! I love you so much, but I think you suck!</center>|cite=Reel Big Fish's ''I Love / You Suck''}}
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{{cquote|<center>This one is for all the suckers who still believe in love! ''Shut up!''</center>|cite=Reel Big Fish's ''Suckers''}}
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{{cquote|<center>This one's for all the suckers who still believe in love! This one's for you!</center>|cite=Reel Big Fish's ''Suckers''}}
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{{cquote|<center>This song is brought to you in part by all the suckers who still believe in love! This one's for you!</center>|cite=Reel Big Fish's ''Suckers''}}
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{{cquote|<center>'Cause you're gonna go to the record store, and you're gonna give 'em all your money! Radio plays what they want you to hear, tell me it's cool, I just don't believe it!</center>|cite=Reel Big Fish's ''Sell Out''}}
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{{cquote|<center>So I signed onto the record company, they say they're gonna give me lots of money, if I play what they want you to hear! They tell me it's cool, and I sure believe it!</center>|cite=Reel Big Fish's ''Sell Out''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Baby, don't you sign that paper tonight, she said, but I can't work in fast food all my life...!</center>|cite=Reel Big Fish's ''Sell Out''}}
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{{cquote|<center>So here I am, doing everything I can, holding onto what I am, pretending I'm a superman.</center>|cite=Goldfinger's ''Superman''}}
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{{cquote|<center>So here I am, growing older all the time, looking older all the time, feeling younger in my mind. And here I am, doing everything I can, holding onto what I am, pretending I'm a superman.</center>|cite=Goldfinger's ''Superman''}}
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{{cquote|<center>What happened to dignity? Did it go away again, just like some worn-out trend?</center>|cite=Goldfinger's ''Spokesman''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Don't wanna rest, I don't wanna breathe when I hear about life. Don't wanna hear a spokesman.</center>|cite=Goldfinger's ''Spokesman''}}
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{{cquote|<center>So tell me what it's like to be with you. Remind me of the things we used to do, and tell me that this time will never end. Tell me what it's like, tell me again...</center>|cite=Goldfinger's ''Tell Me''}}
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{{cquote|<center>You tell me where your skeleton's hiding, tell me all, and I'll tell you! You think you have a real good fucking answer?! A fucking answer, I'll give you!</center>|cite=Goldfinger's ''Answers''}}
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{{cquote|<center>That'll be the day when the sun falls down, the angels may weep, but I'll hear no sounds, but hey!</center>|cite=Streetlight Manifesto's ''That'll Be The Day''}}
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{{cquote|<center>And when you wake up, everything is gonna be fine, I guarantee that you wake in a better place, and in a better time. So you're tired of living, and you feel like you might give in, well don't! It's not your time!</center>|cite=Streetlight Manifesto's ''A Better Place, A Better Time''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Come, come, like sugar, my love, until the bitter taste is gone.</center>|cite=The Bravery's ''Sugarpill''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Oh, sugarpill, I believe you. Oh sugarpill, I wanna eat you up.</center>|cite=The Bravery's ''Sugarpill''}}
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{{cquote|<center>If I put my hands around your wrists, would you fight them? If I put my fingers in your mouth, would you bite them?</center>|cite=The Bravery's ''Hatefuck''}}
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{{cquote|<center>All your shining friends that despise you to your face, what would they say now if they saw you in this place? Naked and breathless, could you live with this disgrace? Could you live, could you live, could you live with this?</center>|cite=The Bravery's ''Hatefuck''}}
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{{cquote|<center>And there will be no tenderness, no tenderness, there will be no tenderness, no tenderness. I will show no mercy to you, you had no mercy for me. The only thing I ask, love me mercilessly.</center>|cite=The Bravery's ''Hatefuck''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Nothing here is set in stone, nothing's ever set in stone, everything I have some day will fall apart and fade away...</center>|cite=The Bravery's ''Angelina''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Don't look at me that way... It was an honest mistake.</center>|cite=The Bravery's ''An Honest Mistake''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Point me to the sky above, I can get there on my own! Walk me to the graveyard, dig up her bones!</center>|cite=Misfits' ''Dig Up Her Bones''}}
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{{cquote|<center>We speaks about travel, yeah, we think about the land, we smart like all peoples, feeling real tan. I can take you places, do you need a new man? Wipe the pollen from the faces, make revision to a dream, while you wait in the van.</center>|cite=Interpol's ''Evil''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Sandy, why can't we look the other way? Why can't we just play the other game? Why can't we just look the other way?!</center>|cite=Interpol's ''Evil''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Fly away on my zephyr, I feel it more than ever. And in this perfect weather, we'll find a place together.</center>|cite=The Red Hot Chili Peppers' ''The Zephyr Song''}}
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{{cquote|<center>You bastard! You lying ''bastard!'' That is it, I no cover for you no more! Peoples, I have a ''big'' announcement! <br><br>This man is gay '''AND''' European!</center>|cite=''There, Right There!'' from ''Legally Blonde''}}
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{{cquote|<center>You are so gay, you big parfait, ''you flaming boy in cabaret!''</center>|cite=''There, Right There!'' from ''Legally Blonde''}}
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{{cquote|<center>It's okay to be gay, let's rejoice with the boys in the gay way! Hooray for the kind of man that you will find in the gay way!</center>|cite=Tomboy's ''OK2BGAY''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I *what*? With a *squid*?</center>|cite=Elodie in ''Long Live the Queen''}}
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{{cquote|<center>My, what large breasts you have! Putting them on display for any particular reason?</center>|cite=Elodie in ''Long Live the Queen''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Yes! I am invincible!</center>|cite=Boris Grishenko in ''GoldenEye''}}
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{{cquote|<center>dead world<br>full of shades<br>today I die</center>|cite=''[http://www.ludomancy.com/games/today.php?lang=en Today I Die]''}}
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{{cquote|<center>oo</center>|cite=[http://www.alcyone.com/oo/ oo]}}
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{{cquote|<center>Sure enough, he finds another. He finds me.</center>|cite=Rucks in ''Bastion''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Have you ever seen the fields of love? Have you ever felt the seeds of love?</center>|cite=ATB's ''The Fields of Love''}}
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{{cquote|<center>You'll remember me when the west wind moves upon the fields of barley... You'll forget the sun, in his jealous sky, as we walk in fields of gold.</center>|cite=Sting's ''Fields of Gold''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I dream of rain... I dream of gardens in the desert sand... I wake in vain... I dream of love as time runs through my hands...</center>|cite=Sting's ''Desert Rose''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I'm sticking with you, because I'm made out of glue. Anything that you might do, I'm gonna do, too.</center>|cite=The Velvet Underground's ''I'm Sticking With You''}}
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{{cquote|<center>You held up a stagecoach in the rain, and I'm doing the same. Saw you're hanging from a tree, and I made believe it was me.</center>|cite=The Velvet Underground's ''I'm Sticking With You''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Wrap your troubles in dreams. Send them all away. Put them in a bottle, and across the seas, they'll stay...</center>|cite=Nico's ''Wrap Your Troubles In Dreams''}}
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{{cquote|<center>These days, I seem to think a lot about the things that I forgot to do, and all the times I had the chance to...</center>|cite=Nico's ''These Days''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Please don't confront me with my failures. I had not forgotten them.</center>|cite=Nico's ''These Days''}}
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{{cquote|<center>So I will find it, and I will climb it, but I see now, I'm not going home. And will it change me? I've fallen on my knees. When the night's falling, all I can say is I've seen better days.</center>|cite=Laura Shigihara's ''Better Days''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Close your eyes, it is time for you to tell the world goodnight. It might be dark inside, but there are still stars shining in the sky...</center>|cite=Laura Shigihara's ''Mori no Kokoro''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Close your eyes, I am here, and everything will be alright. I am right here by your side, as we go walking through the night...</center>|cite=Laura Shigihara's ''Mori no Kokoro''}}
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{{cquote|<center>If we jump into the water, would we swim or would we drown? If we built a set of wings, then could we fly or just fall down? And if you keep talking to me through this darkness through this night, I'll be alright...</center>|cite=Laura Shigihara's ''Jump''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Oh, how I wish for soothing rain, all I wish is to dream again, my loving heart, lost in the dark, for hope I'd give my everything...</center>|cite=NightWish's ''Nemo''}}
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{{cquote|<center>YOU'RE NOT MY SUPERVISOR! ...Wait, who ''is'' my supervisor?</center>|cite=Cheryl Tunt in ''Archer''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Because how hard is it to poach a goddamn egg properly?!</center>|cite=Archer in ''Archer''}}
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{{cquote|<center>That sounds like a spectacularly bad idea.</center>|cite=The GM in ''Irregular Webcomic!''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Correct. So let's pretend we never saw each other.</center>|cite=Legault in ''Fire Emblem: Rekka no Ken''}}
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{{cquote|<center>So I'm fairly useless in battle, but it's nice to meet you, all the same.</center>|cite=Legault in ''Fire Emblem: Rekka no Ken''}}
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{{cquote|<center>All this training you do is fine, but from time to time, think about your love. We are all – and this includes you knights, too – human. Living just for battle seems pretty sad, you know? It'll do you good to think about other things once in a while. </center>|cite=Legault in ''Fire Emblem: Rekka no Ken''}}
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{{cquote|<center>My oh my! I'm not a popular fellow at all.</center>|cite=Legault in ''Fire Emblem: Rekka no Ken''}}
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{{cquote|<center>You don't smile. You don't speak. And you're still creepy.</center>|cite=Legault to Jaffar in ''Fire Emblem: Rekka no Ken''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Yep. I'm a fugitive, and you're a deserter. Looks like you and I were made for each other. </center>|cite=Legault to Heath in ''Fire Emblem: Rekka no Ken''}}
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{{cquote|<center>...Huh, even as a monster, you are a handsome one, Lloyd. But you know something? I can't let this continue!! </center>|cite=Legault in ''Fire Emblem: Rekka no Ken''}}
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{{cquote|<center>...Commander... I really didn't want to see you like this. ...All I can give you is one last act of rebellion. </center>|cite=Legault in ''Fire Emblem: Rekka no Ken''}}
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{{cquote|<center>What's going on here!? Somebody, get that girl!</center>|cite=Yogi in ''Fire Emblem: Rekka no Ken''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Are you sure? This skill level isn't even remotely fair.</center>|cite="Nightmare!" difficulty in ''Doom''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Yes indeed!</center>|cite=Heckran from ''Chrono Trigger''}}
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{{cquote|<center>'''STAY F*CKING CALM!'''</center>|cite=Michael Scott in ''The Office''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Dwight may have won this battle, but I will win... the next battle.</center>|cite=Andy Bernard in ''The Office''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Andy Bernard does not lose contests, he wins them. Or he quits them, if they are unfair.</center>|cite=Andy Bernard in ''The Office''}}
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{{cquote|<center>There are always a million reasons not to do something.</center>|cite=Jan Levenson in ''The Office''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Bite my shiny metal ass.</center>|cite=Bender in ''Futurama''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I have reached the gateway to another universe. I feel awed and strangely humbled by the momentous solemnity of this occasion.<br><br>'''Hey other universe! BITE MY SHINY METAL ASS!'''</center>|cite=Bender in ''Futurama''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Afterlife? If I knew I had to go to a whole other life, I'd kill myself right now.</center>|cite=Bender in ''Futurama''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Yep, we're boned.</center>|cite=Bender in ''Futurama''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I'll build my own theme park! With blackjack! And hookers! In fact, forget the park!</center>|cite=Bender in ''Futurama''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I guess if you want children beaten, you have to do it yourself!</center>|cite=Bender in ''Futurama''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Have you ever tried simply turning off your TV, sitting down with your child, and hitting them?</center>|cite=Bender in ''Futurama''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Bender is great!</center>|cite=Bender in ''Futurama''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Do the Bender! Do the Bender!</center>|cite=Bender in ''Futurama''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I don't tell you how to tell me what to do, so don't tell me how to do what you tell me to do!</center>|cite=Bender in ''Futurama''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Game's over, losers, I have all the money! Compare your lives to mine, and then kill yourselves!</center>|cite=Bender in ''Futurama''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I'm so embarrassed, I wish everybody else was dead.</center>|cite=Bender in ''Futurama''}}
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{{cquote|<center>This is the worst kind of discrimination: The kind against me!</center>|cite=Bender in ''Futurama''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Hey, do I preach to you when you're lying stoned in the gutter? No! So beat it!</center>|cite=Bender in ''Futurama''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I say, the world must learn of our peaceful ways ''by force!''</center>|cite=Bender in ''Futurama''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I'm back, baby!</center>|cite=Bender in ''Futurama''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Hey, babe. You wanna kill all humans?</center>|cite=Bender in ''Futurama''}}
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{{cquote|<center>When I'm in command, every mission is a suicide mission.</center>|cite=Zapp Brannigan in ''Futurama''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Look at me! I'm Doctor Zoidberg, homeowner!</center>|cite=Dr. Zoidberg in ''Futurama''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Fry, it's been years since medical school, so remind me. Disembowelling in your species: Fatal, or non-fatal?</center>|cite=Dr. Zoidberg in ''Futurama''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I don't like the looks of this doctor. I bet I've lost more patients than he's even treated.</center>|cite=Dr. John Zoidberg in ''Futurama''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I broke your television!</center>|cite=Dr. John Zoidberg in ''Futurama''}}
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{{cquote|<center>By the way, I took the liberty of fertilising your caviar.</center>|cite=Dr. John Zoidberg in ''Futurama''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Only the warrior who can admit mortal weakness will be bolstered by immortal strength.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Angelic Blessing"}}
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{{cquote|<center>I came seeking a challenge. All I found was you.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Utter End"}}
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{{cquote|<center>No bird soars too high, if he soars with his own wings.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Wind Drake"}}
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{{cquote|<center>Most mirrors show your reflection. Others show your potential.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card – "Mirage Mirror"}}
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{{cquote|<center>Simun the Quiet filled the chest with his most precious thoughts. But in a fit of paranoia, he locked up the memory of where he hid the key.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Sorcerer's Strongbox"}}
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{{cquote|<center>Friends teach what you want to know. Enemies teach what you ''need'' to know.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Rhystic Study"}}
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{{cquote|<center>Your first mistake was thinking I would let you live long enough to make a second.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Mental Misstep"}}
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{{cquote|<center>As it moved, the wurm's spines gathered up bits of flowstone, which took the shapes of dead villagers' heads. Each head spoke a single sound, but if taken together, they said, "Alas for the living."</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Spined Wurm"}}
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{{cquote|<center>If I wanted your opinion, I would have told you what it was.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Stifle"}}
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{{cquote|<center>No fear. No sense. And soon, no lunch.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Nausea"}}
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{{cquote|<center>Was it something I said?</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Nausea"}}
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{{cquote|<center>There is no drake that flies faster than a crossbow bolt.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Crossbow Ambush"}}
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{{cquote|<center>The lifespan of a wirefly can be precisely described as "short".</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Wirefly Hive"}}
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{{cquote|<center>Not all heroes die in armor.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Blessed Spirits"}}
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{{cquote|<center>Once he'd worked out which end of the thing was sharp, he was promoted to guard duty.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Goblin Piker"}}
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{{cquote|<center>Each tooth is the length of a horse, and new ones grow in every sixteen days. Let's get a closer look!</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Gigantosaurus"}}
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{{cquote|<center>Melt that which was never frozen.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Pyrite Spellbomb"}}
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{{cquote|<center>Finding themselves in a new and unexplored world, they immediately set it on fire.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Goblin Razerunners"}}
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{{cquote|<center>There are terrors lurking in the unseen corners of us all.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Tortured Existence"}}
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{{cquote|<center>When times are tough, the poor eat the rats. When times are tougher, the rats eat the poor.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Drainpipe Vermin"}}
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{{cquote|<center>Which would you like first: the insult, or the injury?</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Undermine"}}
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{{cquote|<center>The Keldons may have explosive tempers, but ''I'' have explosives.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Mine Bearer"}}
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{{cquote|<center>There's little more demeaning than getting your butt kicked by a bunch of bunnies.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Jackalope Herd"}}
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{{cquote|<center>What am I looking at? Ashes, dead man.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Prodigal Pyromancer"}}
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{{cquote|<center>Lands ravaged, cities in ruins, so many lives sacrificed, and yet, there was no other word for it but victory.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Near-Death Experience"}}
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{{cquote|<center>If you want to kill a lot of goblins, just make sure your defenses look like fun.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Lightmine Field"}}
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{{cquote|<center>What's the worst that can happen?</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Gamble"}}
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{{cquote|<center>There are medicines for all afflictions but idleness.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Stupor"}}
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{{cquote|<center>Every day, I fight for my life and win. Every night, I fight to remember my name, and lose.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Grafted Skullcap"}}
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{{cquote|<center>Until you have lived as a statue, do not talk to me of pigeons.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Xanthic Statue"}}
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{{cquote|<center>The more unlikely the victory, the more memorable the success.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Chance Encounter"}}
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{{cquote|<center>No thought, but hunger. No strategy, but destruction.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Pathrazer of Ulamog"}}
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{{cquote|<center>No one spoke. There was no need. The threat of the Eldrazi presented a simple choice: lay down your weapons and die for nothing, or hold them fast and die for something.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Time of Heroes"}}
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{{cquote|<center>There are many words and phrases that can cause an experienced wizard to tremble in fear. Chief among them is "Oops".</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Research Assistant"}}
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{{cquote|<center>Someday, someone will best me. But it won't be today, and it won't be you.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Last Word"}}
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{{cquote|<center>Be at peace, and observe its beauty. Be at war, and feel its justice.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Angelic Wall"}}
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{{cquote|<center>What was heads again? </center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Puppet's Verdict"}}
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{{cquote|<center>I want a banana ''this'' big!</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Gorilla Titan"}}
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{{cquote|<center>The good news is, we figured out how the wand works. The bad news is, we figured out how the wand works.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Goblin Pyromancer"}}
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{{cquote|<center>The smallest seed of regret can bloom into redemption.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Swords to Plowshares"}}
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{{cquote|<center>Sorry I burned down your village. Here's some gold.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Reparations"}}
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{{cquote|<center>At the academy, "show and tell" too often becomes "run and hide".</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Show and Tell"}}
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{{cquote|<center>It's fun. He doesn't need another reason.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Manic Vandal"}}
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{{cquote|<center>Envying the intelligence of goblins is a bad place to be.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Dumb Ass"}}
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{{cquote|<center>I don't get it. Why doesn't anybody like me?</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Smart Ass"}}
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{{cquote|<center>He wanders the land in search of Good Ass.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Bad Ass"}}
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{{cquote|<center>But...</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "City of Ass"}}
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{{cquote|<center>It's as solid as the club in its hand - and about as subtle.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Rhox"}}
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{{cquote|<center>When nature calls, ''run''.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Primeval Titan"}}
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{{cquote|<center>Rain from this storm leaves you pinned to the ground like an insect.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Thorn Elemental"}}
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{{cquote|<center>Mirri leapt quickly and silently. The guard died likewise.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Leap"}}
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{{cquote|<center>The most disappointing thing about learning telepathy is finding out how boring people really are.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Telepathy"}}
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{{cquote|<center>Like the tide, time both ebbs and flows.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Time Ebb"}}
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{{cquote|<center>Storm crow descending, winter unending. Storm crow departing, summer is starting.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Storm Crow"}}
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{{cquote|<center>Even more than carrion, they crave the last words of the dying.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Murder of Crows"}}
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{{cquote|<center>The fatal flaw in every plan is the assumption that you know more than the enemy.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Mana Leak"}}
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{{cquote|<center>"Hard to imagine," mused Hanna, stroking the petal, "such a lovely flower inspiring such greed."</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Lotus Petal"}}
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{{cquote|<center>"And if I'm lying," he began...</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Meteorite"}}
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{{cquote|<center>Petrifying gaze, deadly fangs, knifelike dorsal spines, venomous saliva... Am I missing anything? ...Toxic bones? Seriously?</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Daggerback Basilisk"}}
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{{cquote|<center>For his family, Barrin made a funeral pyre of Tolaria.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Obliterate"}}
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{{cquote|<center>The enemy has been destroyed, sir. So have the forest, the city, your palace, your dog...</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Obliterate"}}
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{{cquote|<center>The dead make good soldiers. They can't disobey orders, never surrender, and don't stop fighting when a random body part falls off.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Drudge Skeletons"}}
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{{cquote|<center>I can think of ''one'' goblin it ain't so lucky for.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Krark's Thumb"}}
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{{cquote|<center>Krark was the kind of goblin who'd lose his thumb in a wager, and come right back with "Double or nothing!".</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Krark's Other Thumb"}}
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{{cquote|<center>The lawmage's argument was clever and well-reasoned, but Blunk's response proved irrefutable.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Skullcrack"}}
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{{cquote|<center>For the first time in his life, Grakk felt a little warm and fuzzy inside.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Pacifism"}}
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<option>
{{cquote|<center>Sometimes death comes knocking. Sometimes it tears down the walls.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Army of the Damned"}}
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{{cquote|<center>Hup, two, three, four, don't know how to count no more.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Coat of Arms"}}
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{{cquote|<center>Species XR17 feeds upon the mental energies of its victims. This explains why the goblins remain unaffected.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Synapse Sliver"}}
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{{cquote|<center>My mother once told me angels sing their swords' names with each strike.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Archangel"}}
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{{cquote|<center>The sky rang with the cries of armored seraphs, and the darkness made a tactical retreat.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Archangel"}}
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<option>
{{cquote|<center>Follow the light. In its absence, follow her.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Serra Angel"}}
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{{cquote|<center>If there can be no victory, then I will fight forever.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Darksteel Plate"}}
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{{cquote|<center>He didn't have a word for "home," but he knew it was something to be defended.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Ogre Resister"}}
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{{cquote|<center>Cut it down, bury it in snow, put it to the torch. The rose will still bloom again.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Resolute Archangel"}}
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<option>
{{cquote|<center>Sometimes you die a glorious death with your sword held high. Sometimes you're just target practice.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Searing Spear"}}
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<option>
{{cquote|<center>DANGER! Keep appendages clear of front of machine. And rear of machine. And side of machine. And top of machine.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Razorfield Thresher"}}
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{{cquote|<center>So great is his certainty that mere facts cannot shake it.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "True Believer"}}
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{{cquote|<center>One bone broken for every twig snapped underfoot.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Llanowar Elves"}}
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<option>
{{cquote|<center>After the Foundry Street riot, Arrester Hulbein tried to ban bludgeons. Which, inevitably, resulted in another riot.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Foundry Street Denizen"}}
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<option>
{{cquote|<center>We have ways to make you talk, but you have nothing interesting to say.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Profane Prayers"}}
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{{cquote|<center>I don't know why people say a double-edged sword is bad. It's a sword. With two edges.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Manabarbs"}}
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{{cquote|<center>A child's porcelain doll went missing one night, as did a pair of kitchen shears and the town magistrate.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Creepy Doll"}}
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{{cquote|<center>Of course you should fight fire with fire. You should fight ''everything'' with fire. </center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Sizzle"}}
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<option>
{{cquote|<center>Barbarians! They burned my favorite chair! We'll kill them all! </center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Aggravate"}}
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{{cquote|<center>The sparkmage shrieked, calling on the rage of the storms of his youth. To his surprise, the sky responded with a fierce energy he'd never thought to see again. </center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Lightning Bolt"}}
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{{cquote|<center>He raged at the world, at his family, at his life. But mostly, he just raged.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Raging Goblin"}}
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{{cquote|<center>Goblin generals don't distinguish between troops and ammunition.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Barrage of Expendables"}}
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{{cquote|<center>Throw enough goblins at any problem and it should go away. At the very least, there'll be fewer goblins.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Goblin Piledriver"}}
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{{cquote|<center>Never tell goblins to fire at will.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Friendly Fire"}}
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{{cquote|<center>Goblins are eager to follow orders, especially when those orders involve stealing, hurting, annoying, eating, destroying, or swearing. </center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Krenko's Command"}}
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{{cquote|<center>He just likes to break legs. Collecting the debt is a bonus.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Krenko's Enforcer"}}
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{{cquote|<center>Goblins journey to the sacrificial peaks in pairs so that the rare survivor might be able to relate the details of the other's grisly demise. </center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Dragon Fodder"}}
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{{cquote|<center>On Dominaria, a scavenger. On Mirrodin, a predator.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Atog"}}
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{{cquote|<center>Its diet consists of fruits, plants, small woodland animals, large woodland animals, woodlands, fruit groves, fruit farmers, and small cities.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Enormous Baloth"}}
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{{cquote|<center>What doesn't grow, dies. And what dies grows the tarmogoyf.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Tarmogoyf"}}
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{{cquote|<center>Ach! Hans, run! It's the lhurgoyf!</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Lhurgoyf"}}
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{{cquote|<center>Madness and genius are separated only by degrees of success. </center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Inspiration"}}
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{{cquote|<center>Day 31: I finally succeeded in my time reversal experiment!<br><br>Day 30: I might have a problem here.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Inspiration"}}
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{{cquote|<center>His mind whirled with grand plans, never thinking of what might happen if he were to succeed. </center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Laboratory Maniac"}}
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{{cquote|<center>The imp, unaware of its own odor, paused to catch its breath... and promptly died. </center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Foul Imp"}}
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{{cquote|<center>Step 1: Find your cousin.<br><br>Step 2: Get your cousin in the cannon.<br><br>Step 3: Find another cousin. </center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Fodder Cannon"}}
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{{cquote|<center>Fuses? We have more than enough! Now... which one was it?</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Boompile"}}
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{{cquote|<center>Fire, aim, ready!</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Goblin War Strike"}}
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{{cquote|<center>They certainly are.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Goblin Offensive"}}
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{{cquote|<center>It's actually quite simple, but since you've only recently begun to walk upright, it may take some time to explain.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Redirect"}}
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{{cquote|<center>The more victims he kills, the more likely he is to get the right one.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Goblin Assassin"}}
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{{cquote|<center>Always easily impressed, Durg was about to be blown away.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Goblin Archaeologist"}}
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{{cquote|<center>Over such beauty, wars are fought. With such power, wars are won.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Gilded Lotus"}}
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{{cquote|<center>At what price beauty?</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Lotus Vale"}}
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{{cquote|<center>I will flay the skin from your flesh and the flesh from your bones and scrape your bones dry. And still you will not have suffered enough.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Hatred"}}
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{{cquote|<center>It is not that you will go mad. It is that you will beg for madness.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Altar of Dementia"}}
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{{cquote|<center>Of course I'm sure I've gone mad. The little man who crawled out of my eye was quite clear on this.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Distress"}}
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{{cquote|<center>"Invincible" is just a word.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Oust"}}
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{{cquote|<center>By all means, keep trying.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Indestructibility"}}
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{{cquote|<center>He's smart for a goblin. He can do two things: hit ''and'' run. </center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Goblin Raider"}}
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{{cquote|<center>With great power comes great risk of getting yourself killed.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Goblin Arsonist"}}
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{{cquote|<center>I got it! I got it! I- </center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Mogg Fanatic"}}
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{{cquote|<center>Wizards fought over the stone to exploit its power. Goblins fight over it because it's shiny. </center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Brightstone Ritual"}}
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{{cquote|<center>The wizard who reads a thousand books is powerful. The wizard who memorizes a thousand books is insane.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Battle of Wits"}}
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{{cquote|<center>Asked how it survived a run-in with a bog imp, the pegasus just shook its mane and burped.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Armored Pegasus "}}
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{{cquote|<center>Goblin lessons include the 2,071 tips for survival. Frek only remembered 2,070. </center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Spire Barrage"}}
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{{cquote|<center>The goblins have forty-two different words for "ow." </center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Detonate"}}
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{{cquote|<center>It was probably a lousy spell in the first place.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Counterspell"}}
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{{cquote|<center>Your attack has been rendered harmless. It is, however, quite pretty.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Counterspell"}}
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{{cquote|<center>The pyromancer summoned up her mightiest onslaught of fire and rage. Jace feigned interest.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Counterspell"}}
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{{cquote|<center>He traded sands for skins, skins for gold, gold for life. In the end, he traded life for sand.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Squandered Resources"}}
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{{cquote|<center>There is a future in which I can see only mist and a single shadow.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Apocalypse"}}
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{{cquote|<center>Players that don't read flavor text aren't too bright, sorta smell, and dress funny. But let's just keep this between us, okay? They can get kind of violent. </center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Double Header"}}
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{{cquote|<center>Our lawyers say no matter how funny it would be, we can't encourage players to eat the cards. Hear that? Whatever you do, ''don't'' eat the delicious cards.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Fat Ass"}}
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{{cquote|<center>Editor's note: There were no suitable flavor text submissions for this card.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Censorship"}}
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{{cquote|<center>Have you ever noticed how some flavor text has no relevance whatsoever to the card it's on? </center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Ow"}}
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{{cquote|<center>They groaned, they stirred, they all uprose,<br>Nor spake, nor moved their eyes;<br>It had been strange, even in a dream,<br>To have seen those dead men rise. </center>|cite=Samuel Taylor Coleridge's ''The Rime of the Ancient Mariner''}}
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{{cquote|<center>And the unclean spirits went out, and entered the swine: and the herd ran violently...</center>|cite=''Mark 5:13'', The Bible}}
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<option>
{{cquote|<center>...Before honour is humility.</center>|cite=''Proverbs 15:33'', The Bible}}
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{{cquote|<center>...do not be afraid, for I am with you; do not be alarmed, for I am your God. I give you strength, truly I help you, truly I hold you firm with my saving right hand.</center>|cite=''Isaiah 41:10'', The Bible}}
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{{cquote|<center>For this is how God loved the world: he gave his only Son, so that everyone who believes in him may not perish but may have eternal life.</center>|cite=''John 3:16'', The Bible}}
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{{cquote|<center>...and light shines in darkness, and darkness could not overpower it.</center>|cite=''John 1:5'', The Bible}}
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{{cquote|<center>Even were I to walk in a ravine as dark as death I should fear no danger, for you are at my side. Your staff and your crook are there to soothe me.</center>|cite=''Psalms 23:4'', The Bible}}
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{{cquote|<center>Do not judge, and you will not be judged; because the judgements you give are the judgements you will get, and the standard you use will be the standard used for you.</center>|cite=''Matthew 7:1-2'', The Bible}}
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{{cquote|<center>Anyone who wants to save his life will lose it; but anyone who loses his life for my sake will find it.</center>|cite=''Matthew 16:25'', The Bible}}
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{{cquote|<center>Look at what the homosexuals have done to me. Everything they do is so dramatic and flamboyant. It makes want to set myself on fire!</center>|cite=Lucille Bluth in ''Arrested Development''}}
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{{cquote|<center>So say goodbye to these, '''BECAUSE IT'S THE LAST TIME-'''</center>|cite=Lucille Bluth in ''Arrested Development''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it.</center>|cite=Lucille Bluth in ''Arrested Development''}}
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<option>
{{cquote|<center>I don't know who that is, and I don't care to find out.</center>|cite=Lucille Bluth in ''Arrested Development''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I don't know what that means. But it sounds disgusting.</center>|cite=Buster Bluth in ''Arrested Development''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Please tell your friends about this show.</center>|cite=The Narrator in ''Arrested Development''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Now that's a clear-cut situation with the promise of comedy. Tell your friends.</center>|cite=The Narrator in ''Arrested Development''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Buster so excelled at being neither seen nor heard that he remained at school undetected for a full two semesters after he was supposed to graduate.</center>|cite=The Narrator in ''Arrested Development''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I don't want no part of yo tight-ass country club, you freak, bitch!</center>|cite="Buster's Hook Replacement" in ''Arrested Development''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Well, I... don't know what I expected...</center>|cite=Michael Bluth in ''Arrested Development''}}
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{{cquote|<center>But trust me. We are fucked. ''Fucked''.</center>|cite=Tobias Fünke in ''Arrested Development''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Well, I don't want to blame it all on 9/11, but it certainly didn't help.</center>|cite=Tobias Fünke in ''Arrested Development''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I'm afraid I just blue myself.</center>|cite=Tobias Fünke in ''Arrested Development''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Oh, I can just taste those meaty, leading-man parts in my mouth.</center>|cite=Tobias Fünke in ''Arrested Development''}}
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{{cquote|<center>'''''Oh my god, we're having a fire!''''' ...Sale.</center>|cite=Tobias Fünke in ''Arrested Development''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I need to prove to her that I'm not just a man, but a man's man.</center>|cite=Tobias Fünke in ''Arrested Development''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Even if it means taking a chubby, I will suck it up.</center>|cite=Tobias Fünke in ''Arrested Development''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I'm afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will. So now, I'm afraid I have something of a mess on my hands.</center>|cite=Tobias Fünke in ''Arrested Development''}}
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{{cquote|<center>YOU GET THE HELL OUT!</center>|cite=Tobias Fünke in ''Arrested Development''}}
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{{cquote|<center>These are not the cops! These are the strippers! '''Look at how hot they are!'''</center>|cite=Gob Bluth in ''Arrested Development''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Moms are such a pain in the ass, it's like, "die already!"</center>|cite=Gob Bluth in ''Arrested Development''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Daddy horny, Michael.</center>|cite=George Bluth in ''Arrested Development''}}
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{{cquote|<center>If you don't succeed, then you run the risk of failure.</center>|cite=Dan Quayle}}
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{{cquote|<center>Unfortunately, the people of Louisiana are not racists.</center>|cite=Dan Quayle}}
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{{cquote|<center>What a waste it is to lose one's mind. Or not to have a mind is being very wasteful. How true that is. </center>|cite=Dan Quayle}}
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{{cquote|<center>I stand by all the misstatements that I've made. </center>|cite=Dan Quayle}}
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{{cquote|<center>Every once in a while, you let a word or phrase out, and you want to catch it and bring it back. You can't do that. It's gone, gone forever.</center>|cite=Dan Quayle}}
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{{cquote|<center>I deserve respect for the things I did not do.</center>|cite=Dan Quayle}}
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{{cquote|<center>We don't want to go back to tomorrow, we want to move forward. </center>|cite=Dan Quayle}}
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{{cquote|<center>One word sums up probably the responsibility of any vice-president, and that one word is 'to be prepared'.</center>|cite=Dan Quayle}}
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{{cquote|<center>The loss of life will be irreplaceable.</center>|cite=Dan Quayle}}
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{{cquote|<center>We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur.</center>|cite=Dan Quayle}}
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{{cquote|<center>Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things.</center>|cite=Dan Quayle}}
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{{cquote|<center>People that are really very weird can get into sensitive positions and have tremendous impact on history. </center>|cite=Dan Quayle}}
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{{cquote|<center>I think that I have made good judgements in the past, and I think that I have made good judgements in the future.</center>|cite=Dan Quayle}}
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{{cquote|<center>I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and democracy...but that could change.</center>|cite=Dan Quayle}}
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{{cquote|<center>My friends, no matter how rough the road may be, we can and we will, never, never surrender to what is right.</center>|cite=Dan Quayle}}
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{{cquote|<center>Hawaii has always been a very pivotal role in the Pacific. It is in the Pacific, and it is a part of the United States that is an island that is right there.</center>|cite=Dan Quayle}}
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{{cquote|<center>You lose.</center>|cite=Calvin Coolidge}}
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{{cquote|<center>I feel I no longer fit in with these times.</center>|cite=Calvin Coolidge}}
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{{cquote|<center>I do not choose to run.</center>|cite=Calvin Coolidge}}
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{{cquote|<center>I am not fit for this office and never should have been here.</center>|cite=Warren G. Harding}}
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{{cquote|<center>Facts are stupid things.</center>|cite=Ronald Reagan}}
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{{cquote|<center>Trees cause more pollution than automobiles do.</center>|cite=Ronald Reagan}}
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{{cquote|<center>Hi, my name is Al Gore, and I used to be the next president of the United States.</center>|cite=Al Gore}}
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{{cquote|<center>Well, actually, he forgot Poland.</center>|cite=George W. Bush}}
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{{cquote|<center>We must stop the terror. I call upon all nations to do everything they can to stop these terrorist killers. Thank you.<br><br>Now watch this drive.</center>|cite=George W. Bush}}
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{{cquote|<center>It was not always a given that the United States and America would have a close relationship.</center>|cite=George W. Bush}}
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{{cquote|<center>The people of Bulgaria ought to be proud of the achievements they have achieved.</center>|cite=George W. Bush}}
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{{cquote|<center>For every fatal shooting, there are about 3 non-fatal shootings. Folks, this is unacceptable in America.</center>|cite=George W. Bush}}
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{{cquote|<center>I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully.</center>|cite=George W. Bush}}
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{{cquote|<center>I want to make sure that everybody who has a job wants a job.</center>|cite=George W. Bush}}
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{{cquote|<center>There's an old saying in Tennessee - I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee - that says, fool me once, shame on... shame on you... Fool me... you can't get fooled again.</center>|cite=George W. Bush}}
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{{cquote|<center>Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country, and neither do we.</center>|cite=George W. Bush}}
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{{cquote|<center>Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?</center>|cite=George W. Bush}}
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{{cquote|<center>You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test.</center>|cite=George W. Bush}}
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{{cquote|<center>I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family.</center>|cite=George W. Bush}}
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{{cquote|<center>One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures.</center>|cite=George W. Bush}}
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{{cquote|<center>This foreign policy stuff is a little frustrating.</center>|cite=George W. Bush}}
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{{cquote|<center>It's clearly a budget. It's got lots of numbers in it.</center>|cite=George W. Bush}}
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{{cquote|<center>I'll be long gone before some smart person ever figures out what happened inside this Oval Office.</center>|cite=George W. Bush}}
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{{cquote|<center>They misunderestimated me.</center>|cite=George W. Bush}}
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{{cquote|<center>I come in peace. I didn't bring artillery. But I'm pleading with you, with tears in my eyes: If you fuck with me, I'll kill you all.</center>|cite=James Matthis}}
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{{cquote|<center>PowerPoint makes us stupid.</center>|cite=James Matthis}}
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{{cquote|<center>I don't have worry and stress. I cause worry and stress.</center>|cite=James Matthis}}
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{{cquote|<center>I have never seen a thin person drinking Diet Coke.</center>|cite=Donald Trump}}
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{{cquote|<center>The Wall just got ten feet higher.</center>|cite=Donald Trump}}
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{{cquote|<center>I never attacked him on his looks, and believe me, there's plenty of subject matter right there.</center>|cite=Donald Trump}}
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{{cquote|<center>Wrong.</center>|cite=Donald Trump}}
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{{cquote|<center>You're fired.</center>|cite=Donald Trump}}
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{{cquote|<center>Everyone's always blaming me for everything.</center>|cite=Donald Trump}}
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{{cquote|<center>If you don't believe in yourself, no one else will.</center>|cite=Donald Trump}}
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{{cquote|<center>Anyone can deal with victory. Only the mighty can bear defeat.</center>|cite=Donald Trump}}
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{{cquote|<center>Sometimes by losing a battle, you find a new way to win the war.</center>|cite=Donald Trump}}
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{{cquote|<center>I like thinking big. If you're going to be thinking anything, you might as well think big.</center>|cite=Donald Trump}}
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{{cquote|<center>Donald, you're not going to be able to insult your way to the presidency. That's not going to happen.</center>|cite=Jeb Bush}}
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{{cquote|<center>...Please clap.</center>|cite=Jeb Bush}}
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{{cquote|<center>Can someone attack me, please?</center>|cite=Ben Carson}}
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{{cquote|<center>What is Aleppo?</center>|cite=Gary Johnson}}
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{{cquote|<center>A broken clock is right once a day.</center>|cite=Rick Perry}}
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{{cquote|<center>I'm more Jewish than you think I am. I read the part of the Bible that said the Jews are God's chosen people.</center>|cite=Rick Perry}}
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{{cquote|<center>George W. Bush did an incredible job in the presidency, defending us from freedom.</center>|cite=Rick Perry}}
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{{cquote|<center>I did not have sexual relations with that woman.</center>|cite=Bill Clinton}}
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{{cquote|<center>It depends upon what the meaning of the word 'is' is.</center>|cite=Bill Clinton}}
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{{cquote|<center>Who am I? ...Why am I here?</center>|cite=James Stockdale}}
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{{cquote|<center>You know, I didn't have my hearing aid turned on. Tell me again.</center>|cite=James Stockdale}}
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{{cquote|<center>I do not like broccoli, and I haven't liked it since I was a little kid, and my mother made me eat it. And I'm the President of the United States, and I'm not going to eat any more broccoli!</center>|cite=George H.W. Bush}}
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{{cquote|<center>{{rollover|Acta est fabula, plaudite!|The play is done, applaud!|y}}</center>|cite=Augustus Caesar's last words}}
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{{cquote|<center>{{rollover|Vivo!|I still live!|y}}</center>|cite=Caligula's last words}}
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{{cquote|<center>Ya know what ya wanna do wit dat, 'ight? You wanna put a bangin' donk on it.</center>|cite=The Blackout Crew's ''Put a Donk On It''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Wish your <s>love</s> cake is delivered safely...</center>|cite=Ending credits of ''There She Is!! Step 2 - Cake Dance.''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I thought that, if the world won't change, we could never reach happiness...</center>|cite=Opening credits of ''There She Is!! Step 5 - Imagine''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Wouldn't you miss me? Wouldn't you miss me at all?!</center>|cite=Syd Barrett's ''Dark Globe''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Mew is a clone of Mew.[[Special:Contributions/24.23.157.0|24.23.157.0]] 10:53, 11 February 2012 (EST)</center>|cite=Some IP's response to a Smash Arena fight (Mewtwo vs. Lucario)}}
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{{cquote|<center>Well when i'm in a higher level than Wikia staff. It will be an administrator but global and it will have too many tools and if that, i can kill all Wikia staff by terminating their accounts and removing their access so they can't access their account. If they had a suspended account then they cannot log in and i will answer you and get rid of all the good admins in Smash wiki and smash all founders and everything. If they were smashed then they will never log in to a site again.</center>|cite= Brandondorf9999}}
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{{cquote|<center>I find ReDeads rather relatable to the typical teenager. They sleep all day, walk with a droop, speak through a series of groans and grunts, latch onto anything they deem attractive, and... Yeah.</center>|cite=ToastUltimatum}}
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{{cquote|<center>I'm going to have to admit that you have been quite a strong new user, especially for a girl.</center>|cite=Dots}}
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{{cquote|<center>Never have I ever watched Titanic. Overrated anyways. </center>|cite=Dots}}
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{{cquote|<center>MHStarCraft does not actually play Project M, despite it being a mod that is easy to setup unlike mods for other games. He in fact dislikes Project M. He also refuses to consider Project M as a game, refusing to also italicize it on this wiki as a result.</center>|cite=Dots}}
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{{cquote|<center>It's just a mod, and a shitty one, as well. Who can we thank for Brawl's loss of a competitive scene? That's right, Project M!</center>|cite=ViciousViridian}}
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{{cquote|<center>I then enjoyed the game again. Why? Because I avoided a certain mod called Project M, which these stupid hard core Melee fans made to ruin the Brawl community. </center>|cite=Falcon-X}}
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{{cquote|<center>''[[Super Smash Bros. Brawl]]'' will forever live as the game that had the highest expectations and failed to deliver. It is a slow, commercialized, non-competitive and ''easy'' party platformer. ''[[Melee]]'' remains the greatest game ever made.</center>|cite=Randall00}}
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{{cquote|<center>I love how you comment on every Marth thread to talk shit about him, just let it die man.</center>|cite=Lord_Izanagi on Brian}}
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{{cquote|<center>I consider my self to be a very mild mannered and soft spoken person</center>|cite=Brian}}
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{{cquote|<center>Do you guys ever learn? Why should I be nice guys? </center>|cite=Brian}}
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{{cquote|<center>Does it the first enemy that not a Primid? </center>|cite=LennyKoopy on Spaak}}
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{{cquote|<center>Yes but i can tell Link always has boomberangs.</center>|cite=Brandondorf9999 on hitboxes}}
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{{cquote|<center>D'you come from a land from down under?</center>|cite=Men at Work's ''Down Under''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Oh why is everybody always pickin' on me?</center>|cite=The Coasters' ''Charlie Brown''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I've known of your secluded nights, I've even seen her maybe once or twice. But is her sweet expression worth more than my love and affection?</center>|cite=The Supremes' ''Stop! In the Name of Love''}}
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{{cquote|<center>You broke my heart, 'cause I couldn't dance. You didn't even want me around! And now, I'm back to let you know I can really shake 'em down.<br><br>'''''DO YOU LOVE ME?!'''''</center>|cite=The Contours' ''Do You Love Me?''}}
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{{cquote|<center>And I feel the light in the night and in the day. And I feel the light when the sky's just mud and grey. And I feel the light when you tell me it's okay... 'Cause you're so great, and I love you...</center>|cite=Blur's ''You're So Great''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Still I write my songs... about that dream of mine...</center>|cite=NightWish's ''Ghost Love Score''}}
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{{cquote|<center>In the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight.</center>|cite=The Tokens' ''The Lion Sleeps Tonight''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Hello, hello. This is the Planet GENETOS. <br><br><br>'''Who are you?'''</center>|cite=[http://www.tatsuya-koyama.com/works/games/genetos/ GENETOS]}}
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{{cquote|<center>I hope that Damon Albarn and Alex James of Blur catch AIDS and die. </center>|cite=Noel Gallagher of Oasis}}
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{{cquote|<center>How are you gentlemen ''!!'' All your base are belong to us ''!!'' You are on the way to destruction ''!!'' </center>|cite=CATS from Zero Wing}}
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{{cquote|<center>I'm a staunch independent. Every time I think I'm a Republican, they do something greedy, and every time I think I'm a Democrat, they do something stupid. </center>|cite=Jay Leno}}
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{{cquote|<center>Everyone's going to save something now! Save the trees, save the bees, save the whales, save those snails... </center>|cite=George Carlin}}
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{{cquote|<center>Have you ever noticed that anyone driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?</center>|cite=George Carlin}}
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{{cquote|<center>Tell people there's an invisible man in the sky who created the universe, and the vast majority will believe you. Tell them the paint is wet, and they have to touch it to be sure.</center>|cite=George Carlin}}
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{{cquote|<center>If this is the best God can do, I am not impressed. Results like these do not belong on the résumé of a Supreme Being. This is the kind of shit you'd expect from an office temp with a bad attitude.</center>|cite=George Carlin}}
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{{cquote|<center>Political correctness cripples discourse, creates ugly language, and is generally stupid.</center>|cite=George Carlin}}
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{{cquote|<center>Give us a grave! Give us a shovel! Give us a marker! Give us the Doctor! '''Give us the rope!'''</center>|cite=The Protomen's ''Give Us the Rope''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I've got this burning feeling, like my veins are filled with nothing but gasoline. </center>|cite=The Protomen's ''Light Up The Night''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD!! </center>|cite=Christian Weston Chandler}}
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{{cquote|<center>One, two, three, four, fix, six, seven, all good children go to heaven. </center>|cite=The Beatles's ''You Never Gave Me Your Money''}}
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{{cquote|<center>You won't break the armour... I will never surrender.</center>|cite=Hadouken!'s ''Mecha Love''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I should've burnt this flame out years ago, but you burnt my house down, and I won't move. And as I stand here alone in this dust, I've got nothing left to lose.</center>|cite=Hadouken!'s ''Declaration of War''}}
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{{cquote|<center>'Cause I've seen your ways, and I know your plans, 'cause I've been around and I've seen this place before. I won't do this anymore, but if you want war, then you've got war.</center>|cite=Hadouken!'s ''Declaration of War''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I should have closed these borders years ago, but you left me somewhere I know well. And as I stand here in no man's land, I contemplate your attack!</center>|cite=Hadouken!'s ''Declaration of War''}}
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{{cquote|<center>There is no dark side of the moon, really. As a matter of fact, it's all dark. </center>|cite=Ending narration of Pink Floyd's ''Eclipse''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Well, they finally did it. They killed my fucking car.</center>|cite=The Dude in ''The Big Lebowski''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man. </center>|cite=The Dude in ''The Big Lebowski''}}
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{{cquote|<center>We know it's his fucking homework! Where's the fucking money, you little brat?! </center>|cite=The Dude in ''The Big Lebowski''}}
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{{cquote|<center>This will not stand, you know? This aggression will not stand, man.</center>|cite=The Dude in ''The Big Lebowski''}}
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{{cquote|<center>God damn you, Walter! You fucking asshole! Everything's a fucking travesty with you, man! And what was all that shit about Vietnam? What the '''fuck''' has anything got to do with Vietnam? What the fuck are you talking about?!</center>|cite=The Dude in ''The Big Lebowski''}}
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{{cquote|<center>You see, Larry? You see what happens? This is what happens... this is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass, Larry!</center>|cite=Walter Sobchak in ''The Big Lebowski''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Are they gonna hurt us, Walter?</center>|cite=Donnie in ''The Big Lebowski''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Oh man... I shot Marvin in the face.</center>|cite=Vincent in ''Pulp Fiction''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I hid this uncomfortable piece of metal up my ass for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the watch to you.</center>|cite=Captain Koons in ''Pulp Fiction''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I eat rat poison, 'cause I can't read the box!</center>|cite="John Rocker" on ''Saturday Night Live''}}
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{{cquote|<center>The Braves and white people rule!</center>|cite="John Rocker" on ''Saturday Night Live''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I have made a huge mistake. </center>|cite=Gob Bluth in ''Arrested Development''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Well, that was a freebie.</center>|cite=George Bluth in ''Arrested Development''}}
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{{cquote|<center>'''I'M A MONSTER!!'''</center>|cite=Buster Bluth in ''Arrested Development''}}
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{{cquote|<center>...What the fuck were they THINKING?!</center>|cite=The Angry Video Game Nerd}}
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{{cquote|<center>Man, fuck this game, fuck it to hell, fuck it to oblivion, fuck it to DAMNATION OF MANKIND!</center>|cite=The Angry Video Game Nerd}}
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{{cquote|<center>...What kind of twisted piece of crap is this?!</center>|cite=The Angry Video Game Nerd}}
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{{cquote|<center>This game isn't just bad... it's really bad!</center>|cite=The Angry Video Game Nerd}}
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{{cquote|<center>It sucking fucks, it fucking sucks, it fucking blows, it's a piece of shit and... I don't like it.</center>|cite=The Angry Video Game Nerd}}
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{{cquote|<center>Fuck you, Dunkey, I do not watch your videos because you are black.</center>|cite=JonTron}}
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{{cquote|<center>But this man is a '''fucking hypocrite, piece of shit, rat bastard'''.</center>|cite=Dunkey on JonTron}}
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{{cquote|<center>Why?</center>|cite=Dunkey on ''Sonic Forces''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Which brings me to the conclusion that Nintendo is run by ''Shark Tale'', ladies and gentlemen. Just a DVD copy of ''Shark Tale'', sitting in a chair.</center>|cite=Dunkey}}
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{{cquote|<center>Yeah, is this Pizza Hut? More like ''Pizza Butt!''</center>|cite=Dunkey}}
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{{cquote|<center>I'm also excluding ''Super Mario Bros. 2'', which has won game of the year 13 years running now.</center>|cite=Dunkey}}
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{{cquote|<center>Sike! Game of the year goes to ''Super Mario Bros. 2'', baby! '''''Super Mario Bros. 2'', ya bitch!'''</center>|cite=Dunkey}}
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{{cquote|<center>Basically guys, what I'm trying to say with this video is that ''League of Legends'' sucks dick. It fucking sucks.</center>|cite=Dunkey}}
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{{cquote|<center>Nintendo, what the fuck is this?</center>|cite=Dunkey}}
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{{cquote|<center>Not even close, baybee!</center>|cite=Dunkey}}
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{{cquote|<center>You are biased and nitpicking, I win, bye bye.</center>|cite=Dunkey}}
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{{cquote|<center>I give ''Final Fantasy XV'' a chocobo out of ten.</center>|cite=Dunkey}}
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{{cquote|<center>What is Black Cock Motel? I'm gonna go in- Don't ever go in Black Cock Motel, okay Pikachu? Okay Onix?</center>|cite=Dunkey}}
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{{cquote|<center>Is that Kermit the Frog with two samurai swords, smoking a blunt? What the fu-</center>|cite=Dunkey}}
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{{cquote|<center>But... hello, you! I'm Guru Larry, and I welcome you to Fact Hunt!</center>|cite=Guru Larry}}
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{{cquote|<center>It's awfully considerate of you to think of me here. And I'm much obliged to you for making it clear that I'm not here.</center>|cite=Syd Barrett's ''Jugband Blues''}}
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{{cquote|<center>And the sea isn't green...and I love the Queen...and what exactly is a dream...and what exactly is a joke?</center>|cite=Syd Barrett's ''Jugband Blues''}}
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{{cquote|<center>It's a race to the bottom. Video games today are pure, unadulterated trash, and I am sorry for that.</center>|cite=Nolan Bushnell, inventor of ''Pong''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Ever notice how women who don't support abortion are normally the ones you don't wanna fuck in the first place?</center>|cite=George Carlin}}
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{{cquote|<center>For years, I asked God to do something about my noisy neighbour with the barking dog. Joe Pesci straightened that cocksucker out with one visit. It's amazing what you can accomplish with a simple baseball bat.</center>|cite=George Carlin}}
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{{cquote|<center>I am the man who arranges the blocks that descend upon me from up above...</center>|cite=Pig With The Face of a Boy's ''A Complete History of the Soviet Union, From The Eyes of A Soviet Worker''}}
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{{cquote|<center>The future will be better tomorrow.</center>|cite=Dan Quayle}}
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{{cquote|<center>MY NAME IS NOT IAN BRANDERSON SOMETHING!!</center>|cite=Christian Weston Chandler}}
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{{cquote|<center>And you've been so busy lately that you haven't found the time to open up your mind, and watch the world spinning, gently out of time</center>|cite=Blur's ''Out of Time''}}
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{{cquote|<center>You are the one... you'll never be alone again. You're more than in my head, you're more...</center>|cite=Shiny Toy Guns' ''You Are The One''}}
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{{cquote|<center>{{rollover|Mado kara mieru...|Through the window, I see...|y}}</center>|cite=Christopher Tin's ''Mado Kara Mieru''}}
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{{cquote|<center>You! I want to take you to a gay bar!</center>|cite=Electric Six's ''Gay Bar''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I've got something to put in you!<br><br>I've got something to put in you!<br><br>I've got something to put in you!<br><br>At the gay bar, gay bar, gay bar!</center>|cite=Electric Six's ''Gay Bar''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Wind me up, put me down, start me off, and watch me go!</center>|cite=Caesars' ''Jerk It Out''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Because it's easy once you know how it's done, you can't stop now, it's already begun. You feel it running through your bones, and you jerk it out.</center>|cite=Caesars' ''Jerk It Out''}}
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{{cquote|<center>No, I can't hear nothing because I got my head up in the clouds...</center>|cite=Caesars' ''Jerk It Out''}}
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{{cquote|<center>'''I AM A WOMAN, HEAR ME ROAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!'''</center>|cite=Rosechu in ''Sonichu'' Issue 8}}
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{{cquote|<center>Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is Cyber Bullying Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Walk Away From The Screen Like Nigga Close Your Eyes Haha </center>|cite=Tyler the Creator}}
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{{cquote|<center>[http://tane.us Tane?]</center>}}
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{{cquote|<center>I don't think so, Tim.</center>|cite=Al Borland in ''Home Improvement''}}
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