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{{Infobox | {{Smasher Infobox | ||
| name = | | name = Neckbeard the Pirate | ||
| image = | |||
| mainssbm = Zelda | | mainssbm = Zelda | ||
| mainssbb = Zelda | |||
| mainssbb = Zelda | | mainssbb = Zelda | ||
| mainssb4 = Zelda | | mainssb4 = Zelda | ||
| | | otherssb4 = Bayonetta | ||
| | | skillssb4 = Shit | ||
| realname = Cuntbag Littledick | |||
| birthday = 8 | |||
| birthmonth = 2 | |||
| birthyear = 1998 | |||
| location = Wisconsin | | location = Wisconsin | ||
| country = USA | | country = USA | ||
}} | }} | ||
''' | '''Neckbeard the Pirate''' is a dick sucker cunt from down yonder who mains {{SSB4|Zelda}}, aka the shit guest character in the game. He is considered to be among the shittiest Zelda players in the world, although he likes to stroke his dick on Discord and Smashboards acting like the gift of God. He is currently a dumb slut on Grindr, seen [http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_1Ujh5PNXmfY/TOHMy0wN2CI/AAAAAAAAAu0/JyHLrvrNkCc/s1600/Screen+shot+2010-11-15+at+7.10.54+PM.png here]. | ||
==Notable Dick Suckings Placings== | |||
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!Tournament!!Date!!1v1 placement!!2v2 placement!!Partner | !Tournament!!Date!!1v1 placement!!2v2 placement!!Partner | ||
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|[http://challonge.com/hn200g54 The Uprising Smash 4]|| | |[http://challonge.com/hn200g54 #The Uprising Smash 4]||Jan 9, 2016||[http://challonge.com/hn200g54 #1st]|||| | ||
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|[http://ehgaming.challonge.com/c38s4s Construct 38 Smash 4]|| | |[http://ehgaming.challonge.com/c38s4s #Construct 38 Smash 4]||Jan 10, 2016||[http://ehgaming.challonge.com/c38s4s #4th]||[http://ehgaming.challonge.com/c38s4d #1st]||MuKLyFeMarshall | ||
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|[http://challonge.com/2tdw5i8c Offstage 12 Smash 4]|| | |[http://challonge.com/2tdw5i8c #Offstage 12 Smash 4]||Feb 2, 2016||[http://challonge.com/2tdw5i8c #3rd]||[http://challonge.com/p33hl2wf #1st]||MuKLyFeMarshall | ||
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|[http://talesofjank.challonge.com/smash4singles Tales of Jank Smash 4]|| | |[http://talesofjank.challonge.com/smash4singles #Tales of Jank Smash 4 ]||Feb 27, 2016||[http://talesofjank.challonge.com/smash4singles #2nd]||[http://talesofjank.challonge.com/Smash4Doubles #1st]||Otis | ||
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[[Category:Wisconsin smashers]] | [[Category:Wisconsin smashers]] | ||
[[Category:Zelda | [[Category:Zelda professionals (SSB4)]] | ||