Terrible's Biased Guide to: Falco (SSBM)
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NOTE: This character guide is extremely biased. If you are offended by how inaccurate this guide is or the rude language, this page may be better for you. |
Note: Under construction.
| Falco in Super Smash Bros. Melee | |
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| Universe | Star Fox |
| Other playable appearance | in Brawl |
| Availability | Unlockable |
| Tier | Semi-Godly-Cheap (2) |
Falco is a surprisely good character in Super Smash Bros. Melee. Falco is placed #2 on the popular list, right under Fox. He is well known in the game for being a copy-cat to Fox, which he does not like at all. He is also known for being a huge dickhead slightly average at shooting lasers at his opponents. Falco is a very fast and quick character like he's on drugs. That helps him with taunting the slow-ass characters a hit-and-run technique with his laser gun.
Pros & Cons
Pros
- He's
on drugsvery fast. - He can perform many magic tricks with his laser gun.
- He can make shiny things
to seduce his opponents. - Can dance like a fucking boss!
Cons
- He's a
fraudcopy-cat. - A pink ball can kick him to death.
- Not good at recovering
from drugs.
Techniques
The Hop 'N' Shot
Falco does a little hop and shoots his laser. It's useful if you want your opponents saying "What the fuck did he just do?".
Every Day I'm Shuffling
Falco does a cool dance kind of like this. This is very useful to get the bitches get out of tricky situations because his fast dancing can get out of it pretty quick.
Peer Pressure at its Best
Falco pressures his opponent to do drugs defend him (or her) self. For some reason, Falco can then beat the opponent even though he (or she) is defending him (or her) self.
Moveset
Neutral attacks
Rating: 1/5
Falco does a two punch combo and rapid kicks, kind of like a basic combo in MMA fighting. If it were real life, it would some pretty damn good damage. However, due to Nintendo being pussies wanting to soften the physics, it is really weak, but it is fast.
Tilts
Forward tilt
Rating 1.5/5
Falco does a basic kick that's even more basic than his previous basic kick. It's decent and can lead to a lot of pointless, complicated techniques that can I'm just fucking with you this move doesn't do shit.