User:Captain Falcon
Show me ya movez!
-Captain Falcon
(Not to be confused with the epic user at SmashWiki with the same name)
| Captain Falcon | |
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| Character info | |
| Brawl mains | Captain Falcon, Link |
| Other Brawl characters | Snake, Bowser |
| Personal and other info | |
| Real name | Douglas Jay Falcon |
| Birth date | |
| Location | Netherlands 
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| Miscellaneous info | |
| Skill |  Lolfalconskill |
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WARNING
This user is Captain Falcon and therefore has control of th3 p4unch!. |
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LADIES & GENTS! Come to the Smash Arena and vote on Round 132: Bayonetta vs. Sora! | 
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The Life of the Captain
Now, this is a story all about how my life got flipped-turned upside down. And I liked to take a minute. Just listen real close, and I'll tell you how I became the God of a game called Smash Bros.
In west Port Town, I was born and raised. On the racetrack was where I spent most of my days revving up, speeding up, crossing the finish line. And shootin some bounty heads in my free time. When a couple of guys, ho were up to no good, startin making trouble in my neighborhood. I killed them all with a Falcon Punch and got some fame, Nintendo told me that I'd be in the first Smash Bros. game.
I trained and trained by myself every day, then I donned a blue outfit and went on my way. My first opponent was DK, punched him till he got sick, then I pressed Down+B and yelled Falcon Kick!!
The Holy Friend Code of the Almighty Captain
0088-9734-0242
That's what you get when you multiply 1337 & 9001 by 33 (The Captain's Tier position in Brawl)
