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Careful! This user does not have rollback and therefore has no control of some of teh phire! (Yes, I know it's a schlep, but whatever) |
| MegiBeelzebub "TheSw1tcher" | |
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| Character info | |
| Melee main | Mewtwo |
| Brawl mains | Meta Knight, Pokemon Trainer |
| Other Brawl characters | Bowser, Sonic |
| Personal and other info | |
| Real name | Nate River |
| Birth date | |
| Location | Hell, Detroit 
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| Miscellaneous info | |
| Skill |  Nerding |
MegiBeelzebub(MegiBeruzebubu ('メギベルゼブブ'))is this nerd that came from Gamesurge and joined to gain significance among peers. Don't judge me. That means you, James Small. Regardless, I'll put an effort to assist this wiki, even if it kills this poor user here. Prayers are welcome.
UserBox Garbage
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| Dispute Handling | 84% | ||||||||||||||||||||
| Smash Skill | 78% | ||||||||||||||||||||
| Smash Knowledge | 100% | ||||||||||||||||||||
| Spelling/Grammar | 96% | ||||||||||||||||||||
| Typing Speed | 43% | ||||||||||||||||||||
| Wikipresence | 55% | ||||||||||||||||||||
| Wikiskill | 80% | ||||||||||||||||||||
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| Firewall | This user is immune to Flame attacks. | ||||||||||||||||||||
| I R Seeing You | This user uses the IRC. | ||||||||||||||||||||
| Mr. Vulcan | This user's Logic attacks deal 33% more damage. | ||||||||||||||||||||
| Rock Head | This user is immune to Troll attacks. | ||||||||||||||||||||
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| Otaku | This user is obsessed with Japanese pop culture. | ||||||||||||||||||||
| American Ginger | This user watches a lot of "Two Best Friends Play" | ||||||||||||||||||||
| OHMAHGAWD METAL GEEEEAR | This user is in love with the game "Metal Gear Rising Re:Vengence" | ||||||||||||||||||||
| Embodiment of Hatred | This user hates a lot of things and will proceed to rant about meaningless crap daily. | ||||||||||||||||||||
| Regular Jackie-Chan | This user knows martial arts | ||||||||||||||||||||
| Meme Hypocracy | This user knows most internet memes, and hates all of them. | ||||||||||||||||||||
| Insuficient Usefulness | This user is not that efficient around the wiki | ||||||||||||||||||||
| User-Boxed In | This user makes too many userboxes. | ||||||||||||||||||||
| Aged and Welcome | This User is currently the oldest user here at 29 years old. | ||||||||||||||||||||
| Married | This user is happily married. | ||||||||||||||||||||
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This user loves Italian food, but hates plumming. |
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This user is second-rate. |
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This user was attacked by a doctor twice. |
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This user's wife dropped a frying pan on him once |
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This user likes Dragons with hair. |
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This user is terrified of teh Yoshi Mob. |
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This user had a moustache once. |
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This user doesn't trust monkeys with ties. |
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This user has a nephew who's 8 years old. |
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This user screams when it's not necessary. |
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This user is considering having children. |
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This user is the most kawaii. |
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This user thinks Zelda is worthless. |
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This user has a thing for ninjas. |
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This user has control of dark powers. |
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This user was orphaned. |
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This user can't believe that Samus is so sexy. |
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This user knows and works with Kirbopher15 |
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This user wanted a cape that turns into batwings because that shit is METAL. |
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This user is bossy at times. |
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This user hates furries. |
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This user thinks of JonTron when playing Falco. |
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This user has been evil for quite some time. |
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This user thinks Pikachu is a weak Pokeman. |
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This user wished that Jiggs was replaced with a better Pokemon. |
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This user met his younger version. |
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This user was genetically created. |
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This user believes that Digimon had a far better anime. |
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This user drinks too much water. |
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This user loves the outdoors. |
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This user loves Dragons. |
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This user Is one with the Aura |
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This user thinks "Falcon Punch" is a legitimate fighting move . |
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This user loves Earthbound. |
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This user hates blondes. |
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This user was never alone. |
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This user lost his old friend. |
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This user has cosplayed. |
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This user will get no symphony from Ike. |
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This user was born before all of you. |
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This user is (oddly enough) Christian. |
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This user manipulates his followers to their deaths. |
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This user is prepared for the day robots take over. |
| File:AnimalCrossingSymbol.png | This user has played too many Life Simulators. |
| File:WiiFitSymbol.png | This user is forced to exercise everyday. |
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This user is a Sega fan. |
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This user IS FREAKING OBSESSED WITH METAL GEAR RISING RE:VENGEANCE. |
| File:MegaManSymbol.png | This user calls shenanigans when he sees em'. |
The funniest IRC conversations you will ever see
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| <+Ray> | 3000 years ago? Nobody was even alive back then! |
| <+StoneToad> | This man on the olympics said that it started 3000 years ago. How? It's only 2013?!?! |
| <iFire> | WTF the olympics have been going on for 3000 years?!!?!? It's only been 2013 years! Obviously a troll. |
| <Eren_Jaeger> | This is not your everyday stupid. This is ADVANCED stupid. |
| <iFire> | How is it possible for it to be over 3000 years ago?!?!?! Your the stupid one! |
| <Eren_Jaeger> | I will post this on another channel and everyone will realise how you all managed to reach a new dawn of ineptitude. |
| <+Ray> | Explain how somthing over 3000 years ago could've happened? |
| <Eren_Jaeger> | This is just incredible. I hope that you all learn what "history" is soon before you start considering "Flintstones" as a time period. |
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| <iFire> | So if you go on smash wiki.....was there ever a thing that happnd when a pro just got mad at a torniment and just whip out a gun at some guy for beating them? |
| <Beezly> | Nah, it goes against their "No Items" policy. |
Epic Music
The oh so gracious tunes below will rock your eardrums....unless you hate good music. Split into three sections for VGM, actual music, and anime themes(you know the ones I mean).
VGM
<youtube>JYbgGbUvgSk</youtube>
Megi's Comment: "The reptile tail rips from his back" Yeah okay..
<youtube>B6SaMRC1rKc</youtube>
Megi's Comment: This song actually made me cry from nolstalgia.
Actual Music
<youtube>mrMLMV6E4CM</youtube>
Megi's Comment:Vampirez! Back when they were cool and not all shiney and emo and dumb!
<youtube>ZvEnIkz82A0</youtube>
Megi's Comment: YA GOTTA HIT EM WITH YOUR LEFT, ROCKY!
ANIME
<youtube>0_Qr4ocEsUY</youtube>
Megi's Comment: Why doesn't America have cute idols anymore?
<youtube>8OkpRK2_gVs</youtube>
Megi's Comment: So goddamn awesome....