Show me ya movez!
-Captain Falcon
(Not to be confused with the epic user at SmashWiki with the same name)
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| Brawl mains | Captain Falcon, Link |
| Other Brawl characters | Snake, Bowser |
| Personal and other info | |
| Real name | Douglas Jay Falcon |
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| Location | Netherlands 
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| Miscellaneous info | |
| Skill |  Lolfalconskill |
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WARNING
This user is Captain Falcon and therefore has control of th3 p4unch!. |
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LADIES & GENTS! Come to the Smash Arena and vote on Round 132: Bayonetta vs. Sora! | 
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The Life of the Captain
Now, this is a story all about how my life got flipped-turned upside down. And I liked to take a minute. Just listen real close, and I'll tell you how I became the God of a game called Smash Bros.
In west Port Town, I was born and raised. On the racetrack was where I spent most of my days revving up, speeding up, crossing the finish line. And shootin some bounty heads in my free time. When a couple of guys, who were up to no good, startin making trouble in my neighborhood. I killed them all with a Falcon Punch and got some fame, Nintendo told me that I'd be in their first Smash Bros. game.
I trained and trained by myself every day, then I donned a blue outfit and went on my way. My first opponent was DK, punched him till he got sick, then I pressed Down+B and yelled Falcon Kick!!
PSIWolf
PSIWolf/Wolf Rulez! is a pretty cool guy LOLZ. Our matches were quite interesting since our skill is about the same, to bad he spammed his laz0r alot and that made him win. And he also picked some stupid stages no one likes. But he's awesome and you should really Brawl him if you hav the chance.
Random Facts
1. Gimpyfish is the most awesome Smasher EVAHR and his Bowser gotz sexy mindgames sexy lolz.
2. Everyone I Brawled online sux except PSIWolf.
3. Even though I'm a Falcon main, I usually use Bowser online.
4. My favorite stage is Final Destination, not that it matters.
5. Aside from SSBB, I also like playing MGS3: Snake Eater, Call of Duty 1, F-Zero, Legend of Zelda: OoT and Mario kart WII.
6. Koopa Hopping is the most awesome tech ever.
7. MGS4 is the best game ever.
8. There's only supposed to be 7 facts.
9. ...
10. [Insert YET ANOTHER random, unfunny, dumb, and useless fact here]