| “ | Our top story, a monkey was arrested today when he started throwing lit feces at zoo employees. Three of the zoo employees were rushed to the hospital with turd debris burns. | ” |
| —Colin Mochrie, Whose Line Is It Anyway? | ||
| “ | Our top story, a monkey was arrested today when he started throwing lit feces at zoo employees. Three of the zoo employees were rushed to the hospital with turd debris burns. | ” |
| —Colin Mochrie, Whose Line Is It Anyway? | ||