| ihavespaceballs | |
|---|---|
| Team info | |
| Crew(s) | Don't Make Last (DML) |
| Personal and other info | |
| Real name | Jack Hayes |
| Location | Memphis, TN 
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| Miscellaneous info | |
| Skill |  Super Wave Dash  |
ihavespaceballs is a Samus player, which means that no one good actually likes playing him. He does his best to make her look like a fun and interesting character, but this doesn't really work because she isn't.
He is always seen sporting his hat at tournaments, which reads "ihavespaceballs".