“ | Dine on my oven baked avian behind, Freddy Fuckboy. | ” |
—Chica the Chicken |
This user is a stupid goddamn fuck who has zero influence on this wiki. |
Iron Warrior | |
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Smart-ass mother fucker!
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Character info | |
Melee mains | Mario, Dr. Mario, Luigi |
Other Melee characters | Captain Falcon, Ganondorf, Kirby, Jigglypuff |
Brawl mains | Mario, Luigi, Snake |
Other Brawl characters | Captain Falcon, Ganondorf, Kirby, Jigglypuff |
Smash 4 mains | Mario, Dr. Mario, Luigi |
Other Smash 4 characters | Captain Falcon, Ganondorf, Kirby, Jigglypuff |
Ultimate mains | Mario, Dr. Mario, Luigi |
Other Ultimate characters | Captain Falcon, Ganondorf, Kirby, Jigglypuff |
Personal and other info | |
Real name | Alec Senn |
Birth date | |
Location | California |
Miscellaneous info | |
Skill | Unknown Can't use the fucking controller (it's a knockoff) Filthy casual; easily not as good as I used to be Amateur Above average |
NNID | MarioBrosMain |
Hey, all. I'm Iron Warrior, formerly known as Iron Gladiator. Thanks for wasting your precious time checking out my shitty user page.
Smash is my all-time favorite game franchise by a landslide; with Ultimate claiming the title of my favorite game in the series and definitely my favorite game of all time. I'm a longtime, SoCal Mario main with Doc and Luigi being close secondaries.
Here's some pointless crap about my Smash skill and other shit along those lines. Bonus points if you're still sober by the time I'm finished.
My overall Smash skill
I'm far better at Ultimate than any of the other games, probably because I was forced to drop the damn Wiimote and actually play for a change. I'm alright at Sm4sh. That's it. I played Brawl for much longer than any of the other Smash games, but I am still quite a bit better at Ultimate and Sm4sh these days.
I'm absolute donkey ass at Melee, though that could be because of my shitty off-brand excuse of a GameCube controller.
Never played Smash 64, though I do intend to.
Other games I play
In case you were wondering, I like to play a few other games too. I'm a massive Mario fan, though my interests don't exactly go very far beyond that. I have a PS3, a SNES Classic, and multiple Wiis, Wii Us, and Switches though most of my duplicates are more or less out of commission. Smash takes up the vast majority of my play time; I rarely ever play anything else but I will with others if so requested. My Switch name is Brawl Boss. My multiplayer games include Smash, Mario Kart, Super Mario Party, 3D World, Mario Maker, and Minecraft among other things. Hit me up on Discord (Your Senpai, Iron Warrior#1774) if you want to have a go at me.
Technique mastery
Skill | Competency |
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Rushdown | Forced strongest area due to my questionable main choices. My preferred playstyle is heavily punish-based and relies on conditioning you to fuck up with constant pressure. |
Zoning | Not nearly as oppressive as my preferred rushdown playstyle but still competent enough when necessary. |
Tech | If you mean technical skill then I'm not the greatest due to abysmal fine motor and laziness. I'm average at actually teching if that's what you choose to define my ambiguous wording as. |
Edgeguarding | One of my strongest areas easily, I generally have an in-depth understanding of how and when to put it into action and I can utilize it competently as and against the majority of the roster. |
DI | Better than average for sure, it helps a lot more than you'd think to understand this. |
Baiting | Depends on matchup but I tend to utilize it a lot, particularly against inexperienced players. |
Punishing | My general punish game and advantage is very strong, especially as my mains, but it varies. |
Pressure | I like to think I can do it effectively since it's basically the only thing I ever accomplish. |
Reads | Core part of Smash, almost every action I take is an attempted read in some capacity. |
Recovery | Easy if you have a basic understanding of how to use your options (character choice is no excuse to be bad at this just fyi), so yeah I'm fairly solid at this. |
Combos | I tend to have a relatively in-depth knowledge of most characters' better combo options, though obviously it also varies. |
Neutral | Generally just safe tilt/aerial spam and projectile abuse, though of course I mix it up a fair amount. |
KOs | Completely depends on character knowledge and good neutral play so typically I don't struggle with this. |
Achievements
- Making 1000+ edits (and counting! :D)
- absolutely nothing relevant
My userboxes
This user hates turtles. |
This user has never piloted a vehicle. |
This user uses Rollout. |
This user is a pussy. |
This user is THICC |
This user has menegitis. |
This user has a shitty minimum-wage job that requires no skills or experience. |
This is my userbox. Whoop dee fucking do.
This user is friends with Iron Warrior, and is therefore making some extremely poor life choices. |
People with displayed userboxes
- Alex the weeb: A very polite and levelheaded individual who could definitely become an admin someday if he tried. He has never been afraid to tell me when I make a mistake (which, honestly, I do quite often) and he is very knowledgeable on the wiki overall.
- Serpent King: An extremely good bureaucrat who has helped me a great many times. I probably respect him more than nearly any user on this wiki, and if a second developer were to be introduced to SmashWiki, Serpent would be the one.
This user kinda likes that weird lobster guy. I think his name is Alex or something... |
Subpages of mine (in progress)
User:Iron Warrior/Potential list of character changes for SSB6 (incomplete)
User:Iron Warrior/My take on the Ally Combo (complete)
User:Iron Warrior/Users by rank (complete)
Miscellaneous
User:Iron Warrior/Userbox (complete)
User:Iron Warrior/Signatures (pending overhaul)
User:Iron Warrior/Character Competency Charts (incomplete)
User: Iron Warrior/SmashWiki addiction test (complete)
Before you go, I would be really happy if you visited this page, or even better, this one.
Catch you on the flip, motherfuckers.
Why are you stalking me?
I got shit to do, okay???