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===Hermes Conrad=== | |||
[[Category:Administration]] | When I was four there was a hurricane in Kingston Town | ||
with a foot and a half of water. | |||
Everyone was alright, but I cried all night, | |||
it blew my alphabet blocks out of order. | |||
And they said this boy’s born to be a bureaucrat! | |||
Born to be all obsessive and snotty. | |||
I made my friends and relations file long applications | |||
to get into my tenth birthday party. | |||
But something changed when my man turned pro. | |||
I was sorting but I wasn't smiling! | |||
He forgot that it's not about badges and ranks! | |||
It's supposed to be about the filing! | |||
People, | |||
we didn't choose to be bureaucrats, | |||
no that's what almighty Jah made us. | |||
We'd treat people like swine and make them stand in line | |||
even if nobody paid us! | |||
They say the world looks down on the bureaucrats. | |||
They say we're anal, compulsive and weird. | |||
But when push comes to shove you gotta do what you love, | |||
even if it's not a good idea! | |||
They said I probably shouldn't be a surgeon. | |||
They pooh-poohed my electric frankfurter. | |||
They said I probably shouldn't fly with just one eye. | |||
I am Bender please insert girder. | |||
When push comes to shove you gotta do what you love, | |||
even if it's not a good idea! | |||
[[User:Hermes Conrad|Hermes Conrad]] ([[User talk:Hermes Conrad|talk]]) 16:53, December 16, 2019 (EST) | |||
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