User:SmashPeter

This is SmashPeter. This page has had a security camera locked to it so only SmashPeter edits it and he can get at Americans who edit it as well. He joined on 24th July 2011.

I got Super Smash Bros. Brawl when I was 11, having wanted it when a boy who went to my school held it up in a French Lesson. Some people say the game is rubbish, but I don't agree with them. Most people in my school say that the Wii is no match for the Xbox 360 or PS3, but I don't support Nintendo rival consoles. I think those consoles are the ones that are rubbish. Sales of all Nintendo rival consoles have got to slow at some time, but the best-selling console in history must be made by Nintendo. CONSOLE MADE IN CHINA BY FOXCONN.

I would like to gain loyalty to Nintendo, which means I won't become an employee at them but will design games and consoles for them. My current video game developers are Square Enix Europe and Silverball Studios. I am the greatest Mario fan ever. I normally use Silverball Studios for my games, but I have come up with a Super Smash Bros. game for the 3DS, which will be developed by Square Enix Europe. The violence in the game is extremely strong and when an enemy is knocked off the upper screen, you have to bash them yourself until they can't take any more and either their head falls off or they get smashed to pieces. Also, an enemy character will bleed if hit with a sharp object such as a sword. If an Ultimate Chimera (one of those pink dinosaurs) bites an enemy in New Pork City, they will go shooting off with a streak of blood trailing behind them.

I am 13 years old and I live in South East England, just 16 miles south-west of London. I have a Super Mario Wiki account, in which I am called Pdjr9000 (the "d" stands for "diddy"), and also a Wikipedia account, in which I am called Pdiddyjr.

Status: I WILL NEVER GET ON WITH THE OTHER SMASHWIKI USERS!!!

Profile:SmashPeter

Country of Residence: United Kingdom (England)
Wiki of Origin: Super Mario Wiki
Attempted Ban Evasion on a wiki?: Yes
Longest blocked on SmashWiki: 1 week (for participating in an edit war)
Tempted to attempt Ban Evasion on SmashWiki at all?: Yes
Real Forename: Peter
Wants to reform the wiki?: Yes
Gets on with other SmashWiki users?: No
Number of new pages created: 6 (including this page)

SmashPeter's mystery links

The link to where you must be careful
The admin-only link
The page with a link you must NEVER NEVER NOT EVER NEVER click under any circumstances
This leads out of the wiki. Who does it lead to? I'm not sure...

Remember, don't go to http://www.cing.co.jp. The page is a dead link and no longer exists. Cing went bankrupt on 1st March 2010.

SSBB REAL LYRICS

Latin what? These are the real lyrics to the theme tune to Super Smash Bros. Brawl.

I'll be the Darth
Eat a noob
So this is Yoshi's feet
If not here, has a party
I'll be the Darth
Eat a noob
He's going through a bread
You can't eat with a spoon

Why are there some videos?
Why, only throw them on Venus!

There's more people
He's porting
Huh? Are more people speaking?
WHAT LINK?
HE'S LAME?!

NOOOOOOO! I'M STARVING!
Hey...

Yes, more please

Oh, jeez, let me if
We only need for best
People
Yes-men, yeah

There is a condo
You,yeah
Don't expect congrats
WHEEEEEEE!!!!!

OK (Orl Korrect), these are misheard lyrics but I think they're better.

SmashWiki Reformation: Warning System

I have realised that users can be blocked for hundreds of different offences. I know because I have been blocked twice from editing the SmashWiki for participating in an edit war. I want to stamp this out by introducing a Warning System, inspired by the warning system from the Super Mario Wiki, the wiki I originated from. If you have any questions about Warnings, please ask me, or find them on the "notes".

Templates to be introduced are "Userspace", "Reminder", "Sigfix", "Warning" and "Last Warning". Offences will be organised using 4 levels. The more severe the offence, the higher its level. If a user repeatedly commits an offence, it will be escalated up a level. Offences marked with an asterisk (*) are only to be warned by administrators. If you catch someone commiting a level 3 or level 4 offence, or an offence that can only be warned by administrators, notify an administrator immediately. Creating new stubs was originally a Level 1 offence, but then I had a better idea inspired by Wikipedia.

Level 1

Level 1 offences are minor and warrant a "Reminder" or "Userspace" template.

The following offences are Level 1 and warrant a "Reminder" template:

• Failing to mark minor edits as "minor"
• Failing to mark a flood of edits as "minor"
• Deliberately writing with bad grammar or spelling
• Deliberately entering coding incorrectly
• Entering speculation into articles
• Making too many consecutive edits to one page
• Violating signature guidelines (can also warrant a "Sigfix" template)
• Using mainspace talk-pages for unconstructive purposes
• Adding unnecessary amounts of Trivia or information not covered by the wiki
• Uploading unnecessary files
• Deliberately formatting proposals incorrectly
• Changing British spellings and grammar conventions to American standards (e.g. changing "plough" to "plow")
• Failing to follow writing guidelines

The following Level 1 offences warrant a "Userspace" template:

• Editing a user page too much in a short period of time (less than a day)
• Having a large ratio of userspace edits compared to mainspace edits
• Creating non-constructive subpages
• Violation of the Userspace policy

Level 2

Level 2 offences are moderately serious offences and warrant a "Warning" template. They are as follows:

• Making major changes without approval
• Enforcing a proposal before it has been passed
• Deliberately entering false information into articles
• Removing or altering other user's content, except when enforcing policy and fixing coding issues
• Participating in an edit war
• Abusing warning priveliges*
• Removing a warning template (Reminder, Userspace, Warning, Last Warning) without going through an appeal first
• Editing an archive without good reason
• Acting discourteous towards other users on a regular basis
• Failure to follow most policies

Level 3

Level 3 offences are serious offences that warrant a "Last Warning" template. They are as follows:

• Minor vandalism
• Impersonating another user
• Falsely claiming to be an admin
• Creating sockpuppets*
• Undermining admin authority*
• Flaming, spamming and trolling on talkpages, and making disruptive comments
• Personal attacks

Level 4

Level 4 offences are extremely serious offences that warrant an automatic block or ban. They are as follows:

• Major vandalism
• Possesing an unnacceptable username (some leniency to non-native English-speakers, they may not have done it deliberately)
• Creating sockpuppets during a block/ban (will extend block/ban, except if infinite)
• Being a sockpuppet of an existing account
• Impersonating another user during a block/ban (will extend the block/ban if temporary)
• Creating an account just for advertising purposes
• Adding fanon content
• Creating an account just to make inflammatory comments
• Repeated personal attacks
• Repeated flaming, spamming and trolling

External Links

Pdiddyjr's page on Wikipedia

Category:Pages which contain links that you must never click