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|0={{cquote|No copyright law in the universe is going to stop me!|cite=[[Sonic the Hedgehog]], ''Sonic Colors''|col=blue}} | |0={{cquote|No copyright law in the universe is going to stop me!|cite=[[Sonic the Hedgehog]], ''Sonic Colors''|col=blue}} | ||
|1={{cquote|There's no puzzle without a solution.|cite=[[wikipedia:Professor Hershel Layton|Professor Layton]]|col=blue}} | |1={{cquote|There's no puzzle without a solution.|cite=[[wikipedia:Professor Hershel Layton|Professor Layton]]|col=blue}} | ||
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|160={{cquote|Diana: Would you say you're a...typical example of your sex?<br>Steve: I am...above average.|cite=''Wonder Woman''|col=red}} | |160={{cquote|Diana: Would you say you're a...typical example of your sex?<br>Steve: I am...above average.|cite=''Wonder Woman''|col=red}} | ||
|161={{cquote|Narrator: And just like that, Natsu's attack conveniently missed everyone in the entire village.<br>Natsu: How bout that? My attack conveniently missed everyone in the entire village.<br>Narrator: Oh, you son of a bitch.|cite=''Fairy Tail Abridged''|col=#d48590}} | |161={{cquote|Narrator: And just like that, Natsu's attack conveniently missed everyone in the entire village.<br>Natsu: How bout that? My attack conveniently missed everyone in the entire village.<br>Narrator: Oh, you son of a bitch.|cite=''Fairy Tail Abridged''|col=#d48590}} | ||
|162={{cquote|Natsu: You suck, Gray!<br>Gray: I suck titties, bro.<br>Natsu: No, ''I'' suck titties!<br>Gray: You ''wish'' you sucked titties.<br>Erza: Break it up, both of you! Stop acting like children!<br>Gray: It's not ''my'' fault! Natsu's never even ''seen'' a titty!<br>Natsu: I invented titty sucking!|cite=''Fairy Tail Abridged''|col=blue}}}} {{#if:{{{1|}}}|''{{{1}}}''}} | |162={{cquote|Natsu: You suck, Gray!<br>Gray: I suck titties, bro.<br>Natsu: No, ''I'' suck titties!<br>Gray: You ''wish'' you sucked titties.<br>Erza: Break it up, both of you! Stop acting like children!<br>Gray: It's not ''my'' fault! Natsu's never even ''seen'' a titty!<br>Natsu: I invented titty sucking!|cite=''Fairy Tail Abridged''|col=blue}} | ||
|163={{cquote|Mirajane: Hey Erza! That armor looks a bit snug. Ever thought about putting down the fork?<br>Erza: Careful, Mira, those shorts seem quite tight! Wouldn't want you getting too excited!<br>Mirajane: Why don't you go shove that sword up your ass?<br>Erza: Are you sure there wouldn't be more room inside your gigantic vagina?!|cite=''Fairy Tail Abridged''|col=blue}} | |||
|164={{cquote|Gray: So the genie says I have two choices: I can either have a perfect memory, or a really big penis.<br>Cana: So...which did you choose?<br>Gray: You know, I can't remember.|cite=''Fairy Tail Abridged''|col=#0e182e}}}} {{#if:{{{1|}}}|''{{{1}}}''}} | |||
| January 1 = {{#switch:{{#expr:{{#time:U}} mod 2}}|0={{cquote|Happy New Year!|cite=Aidan Drury|col=red}}|1={{cquote|Happy New Year!|cite=Aidan Drury|col=blue}}}} {{#if:{{{1|}}}|''{{{1}}}''}} | | January 1 = {{#switch:{{#expr:{{#time:U}} mod 2}}|0={{cquote|Happy New Year!|cite=Aidan Drury|col=red}}|1={{cquote|Happy New Year!|cite=Aidan Drury|col=blue}}}} {{#if:{{{1|}}}|''{{{1}}}''}} | ||
| February 14 = {{#switch:{{#expr:{{#time:U}} mod 2}}|0={{cquote|Happy Valentine's Day!|cite=Aidan Drury|col=#ff00b2}}|1={{cquote|Happy Valentine's Day!|cite=Aidan Drury|col=red}}}} {{#if:{{{1|}}}|''{{{1}}}''}} | | February 14 = {{#switch:{{#expr:{{#time:U}} mod 2}}|0={{cquote|Happy Valentine's Day!|cite=Aidan Drury|col=#ff00b2}}|1={{cquote|Happy Valentine's Day!|cite=Aidan Drury|col=red}}}} {{#if:{{{1|}}}|''{{{1}}}''}} | ||