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[[File:PSABR.png|thumb|250px|The ''PlayStation All-Stars: Battle Royale'' logo]]
[[File:PSABR.png|thumb|250px|The ''PlayStation All-Stars: Battle Royale'' logo]]
'''''PlayStation All-Stars: Battle Royale''''' (often abbreviated "'''PSABR'''") is totally not a blatant ripoff of the ''Smash'' series, perpetrated by Superbot Entertainment. Its name was leaked by PlayStation Lifestyle because I guess they couldn't keep their fat mouths shut about this totally awesome new Sma--I mean Playstation game.  
'''''PlayStation All-Stars: Battle Royale''''' (often abbreviated "'''PSABR'''") is totally not a balantant ripoff of the ''Smash'' series, perpitrated by Superbot Entertainment. Its name was leaked by PlayStation Lifestyle because I guess they couldn't keep their fat mouths shut about this totally awesome new Sma--I mean Playstation game.  


It is especially different from ''Smash'' due to its embarrassing cast of only 28 characters (Did you guys seriously only pick one or two characters per franchise? Lazy, so lazy), as opposed to ''[[Smash 4]]''{{'}}s 55. Also unlike ''Smash'', up to four players can participate in a match in which they pick different PlayStation characters, each with their own abilities and stuff, to battle it out in a universe-themed stage. It's totally different, just trust me. After all, each time an attack connects, the user gains AP (All-Star Power, because ynot) in their "super bar". When the super bar is filled, characters can use their Super Moves, which are the ''only methods'' of getting a KO (which means this game also rips off Shrek Super Slam, congratulations). That's right, it's not so much like ''Smash'' now, right? <small>right? <span style="font-size:35%">It's smash but worse, don't play this garbage.</span></small>  
It is especially different from ''Smash'' due to its embarassing cast of only 28 characters (did you guys seriously only pick one or two characters per franchise? Lazy, so lazy), as opposed to ''[[Smash 4]]''{{'}}s 55. Also unlike ''Smash'', up to four players can participate in a match in which they pick different PlayStation characters, each with their own abilities and stuff, to battle it out in a universe-themed stage. It's totally different, just trust me. After all, each time an attack connects, the user gains AP (All-Star Power, because ynot) in their "super bar". When the super bar is filled, characters can use their <s>final smash</s> Super Moves, which are the ''only methods'' of getting a KO (which means this game also rips off Shrek Super Slam, congratulations). That's right, it's not so much like ''Smash'' now, right? <small>right? <span style="font-size:35%">It's smash but worse, don't play this garbage.</span></small>  




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|Sly Cooper
|Sly Cooper
|[[File:Sly Cooper (PSABR).png|200px]]
|[[File:Sly Cooper (PSABR).png|200px]]
|Sly is a raccoon who steals things, but it's ok I guess because it's for the greater good. He's like a rodent Robinhood. Anyway he teams up with a turtle and a hippopotamus of all things (the very epitome of larson, slow and overweight) to partake in his illegal antics. He is stealing from criminals, but you know what? Two wrongs don't make a right. But in the Sly Cooper universe, I guess anything goes. Except here's the kicker: his love interest is a Fox (who eat raccoons) who also happens to be a police detective. Whatever gets ya going buddy, but talk about a conflict of interests.  
|Sly is a raccoon who steals things, but it's ok I guess because it's for the greater good. He's like a rodent Robinhood. Anyway he teams up with a turtle and a hippopotamus of all things (the very epitome of larson, slow and overweight) to partake in his illegal antics. He is stealing from criminals, but you know what? Two wrongs don't make a right. Buuuut in the Sly Cooper universe, I guess anything goes. Except here's the kicker: his love interest is a Fox (who eat raccoons) who also happens to be a police detective. Whatever gets ya going buddy, but talk about a conflict of interests.  
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|Nathan Drake
|Nathan Drake
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There are also 4 DLC characters.
Oh and there are 4 DLC characters, but even the fans of this game don't care about that shit sooooooo yeah.


==Trivia==
==Trivia==