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Captain Falcon
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== The Life of the Captain == | |||
Now, this is a story all about how | |||
My life got flipped-turned upside down | |||
And I liked to take a minute | |||
Just listen real close | |||
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a game called Smash Bros. | |||
In west Port Town, I was born and raised. | |||
On the racetrack was where I spent most of my days | |||
revving up, speeding up, crossing the finish line. | |||
And shootin some bounty heads in my free time. | |||
When a couple of guys, | |||
ho were up to no good, | |||
startin making trouble in my neighborhood. | |||
I killed them all with a PAUUNNNCH and got some fame, | |||
Nintendo told me that I'd be in the first Smash Bros. game. | |||
I trained and trained by myself every day, | |||
then I donned a blue outfit and went on my way. | |||
My first opponent was DK, punched him till he got sick, | |||
then I pressed Down+B and yelled FALCON KICK! | |||