Iron Warrior

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<div class=usermessage> Go to your fucking [[Special:MyTalk|talk page]] and leave me the hell alone already.</div>

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'Sup, dudes. I'm Iron Warrior, formerly known as Iron Gladiator. Thanks for wasting your precious time checking out my stupid user page.

As you might have guessed, [[SSBU]] is my favorite game in the world. It's easily my favorite game in the series and probably my favorite game of all time. I'm a longtime, SoCal Mario main with Doc and Luigi as close secondaries.

Here's some pointless crap about my Smash skill and other shit along those lines. Bonus points if you're still sober by the time I'm finished.

==My overall Smash skill==

I'm far better at Ultimate than any of the other games, probably because I was forced to drop the damn Wiimote and actually play for a change.

I'm alright at Sm4sh. That's it.

I played Brawl for much longer than any of the other Smash games, but I am still quite a bit better at Ultimate and Sm4sh.

I'm absolute donkey ass at Melee.

 

==Other games I play==

In case you were wondering, I like to play a few other games too. I'm a massive Mario fan, though my interests don't exactly go very far beyond that. I have a PS3, two Wiis, a Wii U, a Switch, and an SNES Classic. Smash takes up the vast majority of my play time, but sometimes I like playing something else. My Switch name is Brawl Boss. My Switch games are mostly Mario games (SMO, MK8 DX, SMP, MTA, M+R) but I have Let's Go Pikachu and some other crap of the sort.  

 

 

I don't know what I'm doing with my life. Scroll down if you have nothing better to do.

|Short Range || Forced strongest area due to my questionable main choices. I really like wearing down shields with projectiles until I can get a grab, then doing 70-80% combo strings that puts opponents at a huge disadvantage. I stay in the air a lot as well due to doing one too many full hops as a Brawl casual, which has its share of advantages and disadvantages.

|Long Range || I'm alright at spacing, but long range just isn't my thing, again due to main choices. In the neutral sometimes get lazy and just throw out random attacks.

|Tech || Ultimate has a generous tech window; I've been doing this frequently as of late. If you mean ''technical skill'' then I'm not the greatest due to bad fine motor.

|Edgeguarding || Not my best area either because of my full hop habit. I like to do drop down bairs from the ledge a lot, if I don't happen to be on the ledge I go for a spike. Onstage I utilize the hyper advanced technique known as projectile spam. Nothing too complex, though I've improved in this area lately.

|DI || Lost practice means I'm not as experienced with it as I should be for playing for so long, because this is the first game I even bothered to utilize it. When I do DI, I usually forget to do something else to delay my impending death, like a directional air dodge.

|Baiting || Don't do it often unless I'm absolutely positive the opponent is going to do something.

|Punishing || I'm just average at this. I almost always for a grab at low % or a smash attack at high %, if they're in the air I work with what I have.

|Reads || See baiting.

|Recovery || I'm pretty good at recovering and like to mix up my options a lot. Unlike many people, I know how to utilize practically everyone's recovery.

|Combos || My expertise. The reason I didn't list this as my strongest area because it's not so much combos I'm good at, but freestyling everything I have at my disposal 64 or Melee-style. Like I said before, I could get an 80%+ string on you if you don't play your cards right.

|Approach || Generally just projectile spam, but I can mix it up.

|KOs || I'm alright at doing this considering the circumstances. I commit hard to big plays and a lot of the time it just works.

==Achievements==

 

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==Subpages of mine (in progress)==

[[User: Iron Warrior/SmashWiki addiction test]] (complete)

 

 

Bye, y'all.

Listen man, I got shit to do okay?