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:'''Questions?'''  You can ask at the [[Forum:Help desk|Help desk]] or on the [[Help:Talk page|"discussion" page]] associated with each article, or post a message on [[User talk:Forbidden7|my talk page]]!
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[[User:Pokémonultimate|<font color="red">'''Pokémon'''</font>]][[User Talk:Pokémonultimate|<font color="gray">''Ultimate''</font>]]  [[File:PokUltSigPic.JPG|20px]] 20:32, 30 January 2012 (EST)
[[User:Pokémonultimate|<font color="red">'''Pokémon'''</font>]][[User Talk:Pokémonultimate|<font color="gray">''Ultimate''</font>]]  [[File:PokUltSigPic.JPG|20px]] 20:32, 30 January 2012 (EST)
==TAKE OFF YOUR BLOUSE!!==
Dragon Lady?
Bamboo in butt please,
Then she’ll get on her knees!
Two Cuban cigars dipped in WonTon soup
Come enjoy its pit
Use all your behind gas to light it
Fill your puussy with my cokeck and come in you
Give me your Chinese virginitay in the loo
On top of my lap, she shall sit
Hoo-Cing!
Let’s love your daughter in the clity!
Now who the blue hell’s Tiger Mom?
A Chingg chongg chang chongg cha chang chom? (Yes she is!)
I shall call her that again
Cause it’s not if I’ll be chiink racist but when
Wanna eat Chinese people; they taste great, my G!
You see mah big boi Bo-Chee
Yellowbelly skin all up the wazoo
Which is just as strange as pandas learning kung-fu
Met ole’ Chan; he said “Go on adventures!”
"Beijing, Wuxi, Suzhou, Zibo, Guiyang, Chengdu"
Said "Get lotsa fondue
So woman makes love
Just to you!"
"Plus General Tso’s chicken!”
Slather on her get her hiney whipping"
“She’s jolly good ho and noodle licking!”
To the Oriental hop
I’ll play Strip Mahjong; win all day
Me cherry pop!
--[[Special:Contributions/76.98.102.194|76.98.102.194]] 19:52, October 7, 2020 (EDT)