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 = Tournament Rules =
-* Double Elimination
+* Double <s>Elimination</s> Penetration
 * All matches are best of 3, with finals best of 5.
-* 4 stock, 8 minute limit
+* 4 stock (more like cock, amirite?), 8 minute limit
-* Items will be OFF
+* <s>Items</s> Vibrators will be <s>OFF</s> ON
-The 129 entrants were seeded into 16 pools, the top 2 of whom advanced to a 32-man professional bracket.
+Over 9000 entrants were seeded into 16 pools, the top 2 of whom advanced to a 32-man <s>professional bracket</s> orgy.
 == Stages: ==
-* Stages limited to the 6 neutral stages for random, others open for counterpicks.
+* Stages limited to the 6 neutral stages for random, <s>others open for counterpicks.</s> homosexual orgies.
-* Neutral stages: Final Destination, Battlefield, Yoshi's Story, Fountain of Dreams, Dreamland 64, Pokemon Stadium.
+* Neutral stages: Phinal Destination, Battle<s>field</s>toads, Yoshi's Whory, Fountain of Semen, Dreamland 69, Chink Stadium.
-* Stages banned:' Hyrule Temple, Fourside, Flatzone, Mushroom Kingdom, Venom, Brinstar Depths, Icicle Mountain, Yoshi's Island 64, Big Blue and Termina Bay.
+* Stages permab&:' Hydrool Temple, Whoreside, Flatcock, 1-up Kingdom, <s>Venom</s> Poison, Grinstar Depths, Phallic Mountain, Yoshi's Island 69, Big Jew and Termina Gay.
-* Loser may choose the next stage or elect to go random.
+* Loser may choose the next gayge or elect to go random.
-* Winner may change characters.
+* Winwar may change characters.
 = Results =