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|0={{cquote|No copyright law in the universe is going to stop me!|cite=[[Sonic the Hedgehog]], ''Sonic Colors''|col=blue}} | |0={{cquote|No copyright law in the universe is going to stop me!|cite=[[Sonic the Hedgehog]], ''Sonic Colors''|col=blue}} | ||
|1={{cquote|There's no puzzle without a solution.|cite=[[wikipedia:Professor Hershel Layton|Professor Layton]]|col=blue}} | |1={{cquote|There's no puzzle without a solution.|cite=[[wikipedia:Professor Hershel Layton|Professor Layton]]|col=blue}} | ||
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|184={{cquote|Our top story today, famous Playboy Hugh Hefner managed to successfully stop an order of monks from operating a business on his property. The police forced the friars to close down their stall, which was outside the Playboy mansion, where they had been selling flowers. Said one friar, "well, if it was anyone else, we would have gotten away from it, but, unfortunately, only Hugh can prevent florist friars."|cite=Colin Mochrie, ''Whose Line Is It Anyway?''|col=red}} | |184={{cquote|Our top story today, famous Playboy Hugh Hefner managed to successfully stop an order of monks from operating a business on his property. The police forced the friars to close down their stall, which was outside the Playboy mansion, where they had been selling flowers. Said one friar, "well, if it was anyone else, we would have gotten away from it, but, unfortunately, only Hugh can prevent florist friars."|cite=Colin Mochrie, ''Whose Line Is It Anyway?''|col=red}} | ||
|185={{cquote|Trevor: Eat shit and die.<br>Alucard: Yes, fuck you.|cite=''Castlevania: The Netflix Series''|col=9e0000}} | |185={{cquote|Trevor: Eat shit and die.<br>Alucard: Yes, fuck you.|cite=''Castlevania: The Netflix Series''|col=9e0000}} | ||
|186={{cquote|Am I the only one who understands the complexities of this ambitious cinematic masterpiece? This movie isn't stupid! You're stupid!|cite=Billy, ''The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy''|col=black}}}} {{#if:{{{1|}}}|''{{{1}}}''}} | |186={{cquote|Am I the only one who understands the complexities of this ambitious cinematic masterpiece? This movie isn't stupid! You're stupid!|cite=Billy, ''The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy''|col=black}} | ||
|187={{cquote|Mr. Krabs: We've been duped!<br>SpongeBob: Duped!<br>Mr. Krabs: Bamboozled!<br>SpongeBob: We've been smeckledorfed!<br>Mr. Krabs: That's not even a word and I agree with ya!|cite=''SpongeBob SquarePants''|col=yellow}}}} {{#if:{{{1|}}}|''{{{1}}}''}} | |||
| January 1 = {{#switch:{{#expr:{{#time:U}} mod 2}}|0={{cquote|Happy New Year!|cite=Aidan Drury|col=red}}|1={{cquote|Happy New Year!|cite=Aidan Drury|col=blue}}}} {{#if:{{{1|}}}|''{{{1}}}''}} | | January 1 = {{#switch:{{#expr:{{#time:U}} mod 2}}|0={{cquote|Happy New Year!|cite=Aidan Drury|col=red}}|1={{cquote|Happy New Year!|cite=Aidan Drury|col=blue}}}} {{#if:{{{1|}}}|''{{{1}}}''}} | ||
| February 14 = {{#switch:{{#expr:{{#time:U}} mod 2}}|0={{cquote|Happy Valentine's Day!|cite=Aidan Drury|col=#ff00b2}}|1={{cquote|Happy Valentine's Day!|cite=Aidan Drury|col=red}}}} {{#if:{{{1|}}}|''{{{1}}}''}} | | February 14 = {{#switch:{{#expr:{{#time:U}} mod 2}}|0={{cquote|Happy Valentine's Day!|cite=Aidan Drury|col=#ff00b2}}|1={{cquote|Happy Valentine's Day!|cite=Aidan Drury|col=red}}}} {{#if:{{{1|}}}|''{{{1}}}''}} | ||