User:Toomai/Toomarian

Tamarian is a language from Star Trek completely composed of allegory - every single phrase is a reference to something else, so that without knowing the context it's unintelligible. Concurrently, Toomarian is a variant of Tamarian based on references to Nintendo and other stuff he has somewhat of an interest in. It was created for April Fools Day 2018, and was used to replace the majority of the main page.

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23... Qg3!!

Something brilliant enough to be accoladed

A Shakespearian actor addresses the audience

(Breaking the) fourth wall

A third

Repeating; can repeat

Banjo-Threeie

Something that ended up never happening.

Bowser eats the Vacuum Shroom

A foolish mistake

Circumference over diameter

Never the same thing twice

Citadel of Spiders

Web site

Coffee, black

3D model

Do you really remember me?

Visual records of the past

Do you want to hear what I said again?

Annoying but good-natured/well-intentioned information

Echolocator

Pick out the most important parts

He doesn't like you

Fight

I am not done with you yet

Continue, keep going, further information

I am that is

Self-discussion, self-information

I am the Senate

The entirety of something

I can do what I want

To break the law; to ignore rules for a greater good; to enjoy something outside the creator's intent

I need a brain for my master

knowledge about creation

I'ma let you finish

Before; wait a moment

Inhabitants of the Louvre

Art, picture, sculpture, etc

It is every man's desire to change the future

Anyone can change this

It's not delivery

Fresh, recent

Iwata at play

Nintendo

Kazooie's irritation

Facing backwards

Link's most important tool in the wilds

Map, navigation, etc

Luigi's misfire

Random, unpredictable

Melody Pianissima's repetoire

Game music

Never tell me the odds

Uncommon or rare event

Olimar presses X

Sort, categorize, split into related groups

Only pain will you find

Bank of archives

Parakarry's deluge

Lots of mail

Pass into the Iris

Enter a Discord server

Quartered Speed

Paralyzed

Remember

Record, copy, archive

Samus

Alone

Sith

Two, pair

Smell ya later!

To name something

Something's gone wrong in the happy-go-lucky world of Nintendo

Super Smash Bros.

Strange Sack

Larger-than normal item holder or group of items

Sulu look.....the sun's come out..it's a miracle!

Stop being lost

Team Rocket's blasting off again

To be knocked into the sky, and maybe disappear into a twinkle.

The Falchion of Archanea

Marth

The Goddesses and the Triforce

Start, create, in the beginning

The bidimensional quantum flipper

Mr. Game & Watch

The book of vampires

Nosferatu

The breakthrough of 1999

Super Smash Bros. (64)

The happy accident of 2001

Super Smash Bros. Melee

The hopes to come

Super Smash Bros. 5

The hype generator of 2008

Super Smash Bros. Brawl

The least common average

Mode (it's a pun)

The masked knight of Dream Land

Meta Knight

The perished mod

Project M

The princess's consistent plea to Mario

Help

The reach of The Wonderful 100

Widespread, across boundaries, international

The split evolution of 2014

Super Smash Bros. 4

The teachings of Wonky

Secret, lesser-known information

There is disquiet in your soul

Place of discussion

Tidings of Hermes

News

To die a hero

Trophy

Together we ride [into X]

Welcome [to X]

"Unsolved Mysteries - The Murder of Chillindude829 NSFL", at 0

12, by GRsmash

Shocked expression

Violence is usually the answer

Attack, offend, reject compromise

What a bunch of misfits and freaks we got here

Characters, especially those of a wide variety

Where are you at?!

Location, or request for location

Why you heff to be mad?

(it's just a) Game

Wile E. Coyote's realization

Gravity suddenly turns back on, or physics in general begin working again

Willy Wonka's smug grin

You must be new here

You Will Know Our Names

Unique

You can't do that

Denial of service or activity

Огонь по готовности

Bring together