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my fighter info can be found at sora (ssbu).
there are also so many things named sora. i would suggest looking over on sora (disambiguation)
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me from kindgom hearts 1, kindgom hearts 2, kindgom hearts 2.8 (why nomura), and kindgom hearts 3.
Universe kingdom hearts
Debut kindgom hearts 1
Smash Bros. appearances ultimate
Most recent non-Smash appearance kindgom hearts melody of mememory
Console/platform of origin playstation 2
Species human
Gender male
Place of origin destiny islands
Created by tetsuya nomura
Designed by tetsuya nomura
English voice actor haley joel osment
Japanese voice actor miyu irino
Article on kingdom hearts wi–wait really why do we need another wiki dedicated to the kingdom hearts series. nothing make sense now. sora

hey y'all, it's your boy funnycreeper123 here with another minecraft let's pl–oh wait, this isn't even a let's play. this is a smashwiki article. sorry.

hey y'all, my name is sora and i'm the main protagonist of the kindgom hearts series, created by tetsuya nomura and made in partnership with disney. i was originally told that i was the only one to wield the legendary keyblade, but apparently that was all a lie. my life was a tricky situation. i'm going to tell you the backstory on why kingdom hearts doesn't make any sense.

oh and i made it to smash i guess.

why the kingdom hearts series makes no sense

once upon a time, i was a little boy on this weird wacky island, when i saw a bright glowing light and i hugged it for some reason. fast forward ten years, and i made new friends: raiku and carry.

one day, raiku was like "i am too bored of this island. i wish to go out and explore new worlds." i asked him "why tho?" and he said "because i am too bored of this island." "everything make sense now" i said.

then i met this weird hooded man, who told me "darkness darkness" and then more "darkness". i don't understand what he means. i think he meant something along the lines of "your world f*cked yo" and i still don't understand what that means.

anyways, my world got f*cked yo. these weird dark things from my dream started invading the island, and i lost raiku and carry. luckily i was given the legendary keyblade and was told that i am the only one to wield the legendary keyblade, which was a lie. anyways, i fought a random boss and got teleported to some wacky weird town. i met a duck that can only quack and a dog that can only speak german (i don't know what he means) and anyways, we traveled through various disney worlds, hoping to find our lost friends.

i later found raiku, and it turns out he fell to the dark side. he was now saying "darkness", but i had no idea. he then called me an "idiot poopface" so eventually we fought. i defeated him, and he left behind his weird not-keyblade. i decided to test it out, and then i accidentally had an "ouchie ouch" moment and fell to "darkness" while i formed my other self, who i will admit was very weird. thanks to carry, i was able to return to my human self.

finally, i arrived at the end, where the weird hooded man was revealed to be mr. ansem himself. he talked more about "darkness". i don't believe him for one bit, and by the end of the day, he managed to obtained more darkn–just kidding he accidentally shallowed a bunch of light, and then he died. then i found out that mickey f*cking mouse had a keyblade too. my disappointment was immeasurable and my day was ruined.

after sealing the door that mr. ansem was trying to open, me, donald, and goofy found ourselves wondering into a weird castle, where we met another hooded figure, this time in black. he told us that we were going to play a card game. i asked him "was it yu-gi-oh!? pokémon? digimon? uno?" then it turns out, it was one of the worst card games that i have ever played. it was so bad that we subjected ourselves into sleeping for a year to mentally recover from the game that we played. best news is that we can forget everything that we have done from there.

meanwhile, my weird other body was found by mansex, who rules a cult of some sort, consisting of thirteen members, plus somebody that should totally not even exist, and something i had no clue in regards to what they were named. anyways, after my weird other body wasted days spending on a clock tower eating some ice cream with some friends, being best friends and laughing, and telling the other that they were right, raiku managed to find them and use his "mega destruction dark ball of darkness and destruction". but it did not work. so he resorted to becoming ansem himself and suffocate him to dea–err i mean he was sent to sleep. i thought it was pretty funny.

raiku then put my weird other body in a weird data town with some other dude, so they can eventually join my body to become a full body. it took a 6 hour tutorial for that to even be accomplished. and then my weird other body's friend decided to intervene, calling him an "idiot poopface", but he eventually left after finding that my weird other body can wield two keyblades. seriously, why are keyblades being given to everyone else? like is any of this for real or not?

after going through that, my weird other body finally agreed to join my body, and i woke up along with my friends. we continued my journey to fight more darkness, this time even weird bodies. we was fighting so many darkness that in fact, somebody had to tell me that i was doing what they had intended: getting more darkness to complete another kindgom hearts that apparently nomura thought would be funny if there was another kingdom hearts. seriously, why the hell would they tell me this, if this in fact was going to make me not fight more darknesses? i'm not the naive one to fall for surprises. then i was taken aback when i realize that there was another person named ansem. seriously nomura, make up your damn mind.

after fighting each of the cult of some sort members, i finally reach the castle that the cult of some sort was in, and i confronted their leader, mansex. he was talking about "emptiness" and "hearts". i don't believe him for one bit, and by the end of the day, he managed to gain a hea–just kidding me and raiku beat him to death. then i found that even carry can wield a keyblade. can nomura please stop giving people a keyblade? i'm getting tired of it.

after spending some time back on the island that was used to be swallowed in darkness, mickey mouse sent a letter to the beach, and it was an invitiation to super smash br–actually wait a second. that was out of order. actually his letter was about his really boring adventure that just rehashed everything from the first kingdom hearts game. also turns out that the "darkness"-loving ansem and the "heart"-loving mansex was just part of zeenort. zeenort spend so much time fixated on the χ-blade, that by the time he was older, he was now just speaking "χ-blade", every so often, and i can't even undestand what he was even saying nowadays. now he was going to return thanks to me killing ansem and mansex. i was tasked by yen sid to stop zeenort, who i believe was also trying to say something about his name spelt backwards or something, but i left before he did so i never had the chance to hear what he was able to say.

to defeat zeenort, i had to participate in the mark of mastery exam, and was given to eraqus for this exam. he told me however that i need to "hit balls to pass test". unfortunately it was really difficult, and it turns out eraqus was dead anyways and i was just watching a old clip of him alive, so i went with yen sid's idea to venture the sleeping worlds and learn the power of waking. unfortunately the cult of some sort that i thought i disbanded reunited again to form the "real" cult of some sort, this time with so many zeenorts. i cannot believe that even mr. eyepatch was a zeenort too. even an italian zeenort exist? i passed out shortly afterwards.

raiku and mickey came to save me from being turned into a zeenort as well. then i woke up to find that raiku became a keyblade master. and then i found out that axel, or whoever lea is can also wield a keyblade. are you actually kidding me? i thought i was the only one to wield it. i thought that i was the only keyblade master. why is my life so unfortunate?

anyways, yen sid told me to go to disney worlds until they figure out my place in the story. so i went to disney world with donald and goofy. i had to subject myself to one of the most irritating songs that i've heard for years. then i heard that raiku and mickey were under attack. turns out aqua, who raiku and mickey were trying to save, got hit by the "mega destruction dark ball of darkness and destruction" and became a zeenort. luckily we beat the sh*t out of her and she became not-zeenort. i also found out that aqua is also a keyblade wielder. i swear to god nomura, stop giving people keyblades.

then we went to this weird castle thing, and i might gotten ptsd from looking at it. aqua then transformed the castle into something else, and i'm very thankful for that. anyways, we found a weird body that kinda looked like roxas but was not roxas (come on nomura why would you do this?). then this masked figured with a mask decided to fight aqua, while i tried to wake up the sleeping body. after trying several methods, i realize the best method was to set up an alarm clock. so i used my alarm clock on my phone to wake him and up and immediately he threw himself at vanitas, who just magically escaped. turns out, he's also a keyblade wielder. this did not sit well for me.

anyways, now that we had aqua and ventus, we could formulate a group that was originally suppose to be for the only person to wield the legendary keyblade. we me, raiku, carry, mickey, lea, aqua, and ventus, as well as donald and goofy, and together we set out to the keyblade grav–oh for f*ck sake nomura.

unfortunately we were ambushed and we all said "ouchie ouch" and perished. then it turns out that i was sent to heaven, where i met what looked like a weird cat. say, why do they sound like another carry? anyways, i managed to go back in time because kingdom hearts make sense, and we pushed forward to defeat each of the "real" cult of some sort members. unfortunately while fighting mansex and moon-dude, mansex abducted carry, though in our feat of having to lose carry yet again we somehow managed to get my weird other self and the girl that was not even suppose to exist at all on our side again. oh and we did free terra. wait terra and xion are keyblade wielders too? i hate it here.

after spending hours fighting bosses, we got ourselves to fight the other three zeenorts, the "darkness"-loving ansem, the "heart"-loving mansex, and the forgettable younger version of zeenort, idk what he's called again. they all died. and then zeenort kills carry to get his "χ-blade", and i'm really upset, so much so that i decided to jump into his body and hijack it with my friends. while inside his world named to be as difficult to pronounce as possible, zeenort decided to spur out talk about the "χ-blade". i don't believe him for one bit, and by the end of the day, he managed to use the χ-blade to open kingdom hear–just kidding me, donald, and goofy beat the sh*t out of him. then he tried to convince me that he was just an misunderstood villain, and i did not believe him for one bit, but everyone else forgave and believed him, so i decided to kill myself by saving carry. after replaying the ending of the game again with bonus content (come on nomura), i saved carry, and i disappeared for good.

and then i woke up, and it turns out that i was invited to play super smash bro–wait sh*t i forgot one more part. before i was even allowed to play smash, i was to forced to spend hours fighting each of the "real" cult of some sort members again, this time in data form. nomura, why are you subjecting me to fight these bosses again? then i was once again terrorized by a hard boss that threw me into an endless loop of me being killed for some reason.

after i defeated this hard boss, he gave me the invitation to join super smash bros. ultimate for nintendo switch. i happily joined, got summoned by mario, and officially became a smash broth–wait a second. if mario held my keyblade, that would mean–f*ck, he's a keyblade wielder too. this franchise makes no sense at all and i am done talking about it.

how i was rejected to be in smash bros.

so it turns out that i was originally supposed to be in super smash bros. 4, because i was the highest voted character in the smash ballot. but then sakurai decided to put in a rule that said that a character must be "realizable and negotiable". that meant that instead of me, they put a broken character to smash. i am so disappointed with masahiro sakurai.[1][2]

how i finally got into smash bros.

Main article: Sora (SSBU)
wow it's me.

finally, after spending years going around nomura's weird and dumb storyline, i finally got a chance to join super smash bros. ultimate as a newcomer on october 5, 2021.[1] i am very happy with the result, of being part of the last fighter in fighters pass vol. 2, and the final dlc fighter overall.

i would like to thank disney for putting the time to getting my butt in the game. because if they haven't encountered masahiro sakurai, i would probably be dead thanks to nomura's poor writing habits. that's why the second fighters pass gained another slot.[3]

that said i'm in my kh1 form instead of my other costumes, and i really don't know if i should be happy about that or not.[1][2] in any case, smash is my new home and–wait a second so you're telling me that smash bros is now a kingdom hearts game? and that every character wields a keyblade?

...

i'm done here.

look at this gallery of me.

here is another gallery of me.

usually these would be different names in other language, but they're all named sora. this does not make sense.

Language Name
Japan Japanese ソラ, Sora
UK English Sora
France French Sora
Germany German Sora
Spain Spanish Sora
Italy Italian Sora
China Chinese 索拉, Sora
South Korea Korean 소라, Sora
Netherlands Dutch Sora
Russia Russian Сора

trivia

  • i am funnycreeper123 on minecraft, please play with me.
  • i am owned by disney.
  • i also can speak english. i can't understand this version of cloud or sephiroth.
  • and before anyone says it, yes, usually i would like to say that "okay, i believe you", but i started to feel sick of the line, because i didn't believe anything anymore and whatever made sense just made stuff feel worse.

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